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Microsoft Virus Spam: SoBig.F

If you're being barraged with Microsoft virus spam emails today, this story notes that it's a flare-up of an older Microsoft virus in a new, improved form. Yay for trustworthy computing.

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  1. Thank you Spamassassin by Gothmolly · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you set your score for MICROSOFT_EXECUTABLE high enough, and these emails with their .pif attachments get sent right to /dev/null

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    1. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by vrone · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I wish Mozilla Mail had some setting for this too. It's statistical filtering is great after it's been trained, but it did me no good this morning. By the time I got to work, my inbox had over 5000 new messages. Sure, it's trained now, but I spent over an hour this morning deleting them since I didn't want to delete legit mail too.

      So how did I get 5000 new messages? I know I'm not in the address books of that many people who got infected, so this one must be doing dictionary addressing as well as address book addressing. Since my email address is of the format [first initial][lastname]@[a large company].com, and my last name is very common, I got pummelled. Maybe I should switch to a more obscure address. :)

    2. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by smatt-man · · Score: 1

      Spamassassin catches all the viruses, which is good because mcaffee doesn't update their definitions until we've had 100 or so attachments blow through the mail server.

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      Lousy rotten karmic retribution.
    3. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love Michael's little snide remarks after each article.

    4. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by Havokmon · · Score: 1
      If you set your score for MICROSOFT_EXECUTABLE high enough, and these emails with their .pif attachments get sent right to /dev/null

      I just got one with an .SCR attachment. Setup qmailscanner to call SpamAssassin, and you won't eat up all those resources for stupid attachments.

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    5. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by Mononoke · · Score: 0, Troll
      Spamassassin catches all the viruses, which is good because mcaffee doesn't update their definitions until we've had 100 or so attachments blow through the mail server.
      I wish they'd update definitions immediately after their staff writes the virus, and not after it's all over the 'net.

      That would cut into their marketing though, wouldn't it.

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    6. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To clarify (I had to go look it up, so I figure I'll save other people the effort):

      add the line

      score MICROSOFT_EXECUTABLE 3

      to ~/.spamassassin/user_prefs

      The score to use depends on what you have the filter limit set at (default 5), YMMV. Setting it equal to the filter limit would filter all messages with microsoft exectuables.

    7. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by Uggy · · Score: 4, Informative

      Don't need spamassassin for this. If you are using qmail-scanner just set your quarantine-attachments.txt in /var/spool/qmailscan/ like so:

      .exe 0 EXE attachements not allowed
      .vbs 0 VBS attachements not allowed
      .lnk 0 LNK attachements not allowed
      .pif 0 PIF attachements not allowed
      .com 0 PIF attachements not allowed
      .scr 0 SCR attachements not allowed
      .bat 0 BAT attachements not allowed

      Make sure whitespace between the columns is a tab and not spaces. Then rerun your qmailscanner db update and you're good to go.

      Spamassassin is WAY to intelligent to be feeding it filename extensions. This is a lot faster too.

      Are there any other extensions that would be good to block?

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    8. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by MrLint · · Score: 3, Funny

      .nws and .eml, i think these were the nimda vectors from a couple years ago.

    9. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by Electrum · · Score: 3, Informative

      If you set your score for MICROSOFT_EXECUTABLE high enough, and these emails with their .pif

      Even easier: reject it at the SMTP level

    10. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have Windows, yet, you use Mozilla, you are subscribed to Microsoft mail, have a very common last name, your email is in the form [first][last]@[IBM/HP].com, you work at IBM/HP and you read slashdot.

      This is common case?

      Do you have a girlfriend?

    11. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by tzanger · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, MICROSOFT_EXECUTABLE is a very good indicator of viruses, but I have yet to find a better indicator of spam email than OBFUSCATING_COMMENT. It's set to 12 on my system.

    12. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      700 SoBig.Fs here. That's 50 MB of pure virus code (before the virus scanner got to it).

    13. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      We filter these at the mail server:

      *.com, *.exe, *.bat, *.vbs, *.vbe, *.js, *.jse, *.hta, *.wsf, *.wsh, *.shs, *.scr, *.pif, *.lnk, *.chm

      All are potential vectors.

      http://antivirus.about.com has a bigger list of suspicious attachment types. Some are document types, but others are just special executable types in Windows, such as .chm files, which are compiled help files.

      It isn't these *have been* exploited by virus writers (though many have), but rather that they *could be*, because of their nature. I would never filter all of them, but I've gotta admit after scanning the list, most of these would be surprising to me to find in an email.

      ADE Microsoft Access Project Extension
      ADP Microsoft Access Project
      BAS Visual Basic Class Module
      BAT Batch File
      CHM Compiled HTML Help File
      CMD Windows NT Command Script
      COM MS-DOS Application
      CPL Control Panel Extension
      CRT Security Certificate
      DLL Dynamic Link Library
      DO* Word Documents and Templates
      EXE Application
      HLP Windows Help File
      HTA HTML Applications
      INF Setup Information File
      INS Internet Communication Settings
      ISP Internet Communication Settings
      JS JScript File
      JSE JScript Encoded Script File
      LNK Shortcut
      MDB Microsoft Access Application
      MDE Microsoft Access MDE Database
      MSC Microsoft Common Console Document
      MSI Windows Installer Package
      MSP Windows Installer Patch
      MST Visual Test Source File
      OCX ActiveX Objects
      PCD Photo CD Image
      PIF Shortcut to MS-DOS Program
      POT PowerPoint Templates
      PPT PowerPoint Files
      REG Registration Entries
      SCR Screen Saver
      SCT Windows Script Component
      SHB Document Shortcut File
      SHS Shell Scrap Object
      SYS System Config/Driver
      URL Internet Shortcut (Uniform Resource Locator)
      VB VBScript File
      VBE VBScript Encoded Script File
      VBS VBScript Script File
      WSC Windows Script Component
      WSF Windows Script File
      WSH Windows Scripting Host Settings File
      XL* Excel Files and Templates

    14. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by arth1 · · Score: 2, Informative
      Are there any other extensions that would be good to block?
      .EML and .MBX, to stop attachments hidden inside attached email messages.

      What sucks is that almost all the Sobig.F's I got today were bounces from mail servers whose admins doesn't know (or care) that the sender of virus attachments is a fake, and just another name from the contact list of the sender.

      To mail server administrators: Do *NOT* bounce mail known to contain viruses -- all you accomplish is to propagate it to someone else instead of your user. Even though the recepient of the bounce is smart enough to understand this (not a given), you waste bandwidth and storage space.

      Regards,
      --
      *Art
    15. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by KingJoshi · · Score: 5, Funny
      Maybe I should switch to a more obscure address. :)

      Advocating security through obscurity? On SLASHDOT? tsk tsk. :p

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      In times like these, it is helpful to remember that there have always been times like these. - Paul Harvey
    16. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by slugstone · · Score: 1

      Oh so you would perfer to update a file to make changes and collect spam untell you get your file updated?

      I take Spamassassin any day to your solution.

    17. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by sqlrob · · Score: 1

      And I thought my 8 was excessive...

      Username/password for URL's is a good one too. Don't remember the test name right now.

    18. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by terraformer · · Score: 1

      I am getting it on an address alias I use only one place, here on /. and it is only posted. I never use it to correspond with anyone. That means somehow, someone fed it a list of harvested emails. Is that an infected spammer or the virus writer priming the pump? Who knows, but if your email address is posted anywhere, that is how it got it. Also, security via obscurity... With a user# as low as yours, you should know better! ;-)

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    19. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 0, Troll

      Why does michael make sarcastic quips about Trustworthy Computing? What does that have to do with a virus e-mail attachment?

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      "Sufferin' succotash."
    20. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by alexhmit01 · · Score: 1

      Seriously... A default of 0.1, WTF? 5.5 worked out much nicer... since my threshold is 8.0. I had some friends send in tests... a legit attachment is okay (I've emailed files around before), but anything suspicious and you can go away...

      I also bumped up the forged Outlook headers a bit, as those seem popular as well...

      Alex

    21. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by timbck2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm a firm believer in security through obscurity, USED AS PART OF A SECURITY PARADIGM. (sorry for all the shouting)

      I do agree that security through obscurity ALONE is nearly worthless.

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      Absurdity: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion. -- Ambrose Bierce
    22. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by TheOtherChimeraTwin · · Score: 0

      Hey, security through obscurity works for me! No one knows my email address, so I don't get any mail. No viruses here, no siree! It does get a little lonely though. Sniff.

    23. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by NMerriam · · Score: 1

      It will send to email addresses found in the internet cache as well as address books, so that's probably why you got it.

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    24. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by RT+Alec · · Score: 1

      Exactly why ISPs and businesses that give "real" IP addresses to workstations (i.e. not NATed) need to block outgoing SMTP (port 25) traffic, except to their (properly configured) SMTP server. I was deluged with these messages as well, I tracked over 75% of them to 10 IP addresses, internal workstations at the Army, Booz Allen, and ATTBI. I am lucky, I am the admin of a mail server. I was able to add those IP addresses to my own RBL, and block any future messages before the attachment was sent!

      As of this evening, I had blocked several hundred messages, saving me over 50MB of bandwidth that would have been wasted. The biggest problem with content filters is you have consumed the bandwidth in order to examine the message (twice, in fact: once coming into your server, and then when it is accessed by you via POP or IMAP).

    25. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 2, Funny

      "So how did I get 5000 new messages... and my last name is very common"

      As you can see, Mr. Anderson - we've had our eye on you for.. some time now.

    26. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      EML is a MIME attachment generated normally by many mailers, and not something you generally want to block

    27. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      900 now...

    28. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by MrLint · · Score: 1

      funny ive never gotten or sent an eml file, sounds like many mailers are borked

    29. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by WGR · · Score: 2, Informative

      There is lots of evidence to show that the Sobig virus was created by a spammer to install a lot of open relays for spam.
      One of the side effects is that the infected machine will listen on a high port and forward all email amessages received on its built-in SMTP engine (that it uses for spreading in the first place).
      If you check on spam origins lately, you wil find a lot seems to come from ADSL/cable clients who proably don't even realize that they are helping spammers.
      It seems quite likely that the first targets of the virus would be addresses in spam lists.

    30. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You see it with the "Forward As Attachment" feature. I think the file extention is actually created by Outlook Express on the recieving end, but it will forward the message with the EML file name.

      You can block it, but if your users are communicating with MSoft types, you're killing real mail.

    31. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by kumachan · · Score: 4, Funny

      I feel so lonely :'( Everytime an address book virus attacks, I am left out. Does this mean I don't have any friends? Sure you get 5000 emails... rub it in, Mr Popular :)

    32. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by korgull · · Score: 1

      now, why would .exe not be allowed ?
      The only reason for that is becasue Microsoft did a bad job in protecting their platform.
      As a developer I like distributing the exe to my users. Now I have to to zip them to get through these stupid 'security' measures.
      Well, lets be clear : this is no measure at all.

    33. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by adagioforstrings · · Score: 1

      We too use nearly the same list. I've had numerous users complain that they can't mail shorcuts or other small not-yet-exploited files. I do think we allow Excel, PPT, and Word files, but not Access databases. Another strike against Microsoft in my book. We're supposed to use their products, but we end up removing functionality that could be useful (and for which is a reason for using Microsoft in the first place) for the sake of security. I know, I'm griping, but it really is annoying.

    34. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by mindriot · · Score: 1

      Or, for Exim, try the included system_filter.exim (see here for example)

    35. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linux: So easy to use, no wonder its #1!

    36. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your email server even accepts .pif attachments? Wild, man.

    37. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by MrLint · · Score: 1

      well its a good thing Ms has stopped developing outlook express:)

    38. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by deepfusion · · Score: 0

      "You're killing 'real mail'"... Ummm last time I checked Outlook/Outlook Express/[insert win32/MacOS mail client here] doesn't send 'real mail'. I do however send 'real mail' with my shell account on a Solaris machine on a public domain...

      -DF

    39. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by vrone · · Score: 1

      Did I say I was running Windows anywhere?

    40. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by hawkbug · · Score: 1

      I don't see how this got modded as a Troll - I think it's hilarious, and probably true at the same time. Imagine what kind of a gig these bastards have, being able to exploit the unforunate state the internet is in these days with rampant M$ viruses and such. I wouldn't be a bit surprised if their cartel actually paid to have stuff like SoBig created to increase revenue. I've definitely heard of stranger things happening...

    41. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1700 and counting...

    42. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by rayvd · · Score: 1

      I'm using the following SA rule with some decent success. Obviously it needs to be modified to include the additional subject lines...

      header __SUBJ_DETAILS Subject =~ /.*details$/i
      header __MAIL_SCANNER ALL =~ /X-MailScanner:.*Found to be clean/i

      meta DETAILS_SPAM (__SUBJ_DETAILS && __MAIL_SCANNER)
      describe DETAILS_SPAM Hijacked b0xen - details spam.
      score DETAILS_SPAM 5.0

    43. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by rjamestaylor · · Score: 3, Insightful
      • most of these would be surprising to me to find in an email.
        • DO* Word Documents and Templates
        • URL Internet Shortcut (Uniform Resource Locator)
        • POT PowerPoint Templates
        • PPT PowerPoint Files
        • XL* Excel Files and Templates
      Yeah, who'd ever expect to receive one of those as an attachment?
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      -- @rjamestaylor on Ello
    44. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2000...

    45. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by nalfeshnee · · Score: 1

      Um, wouldn't it be easier to block everything, and then allow certain types through?

      Best security policy always dictates a "default deny" stance.

      Thanx,

      Nalfy

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      -- Despair is an operating system that ANY human being can run, sort of a psychological JAVA --

    46. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by chronos82 · · Score: 1

      I would be more a believer in Security through Obesity

    47. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by ziriyab · · Score: 1

      I haven't read anything about the dictionary addressing. We've gotten hit pretty badly as well. The worm apparently also looks in the infected user's browser cache, so it could have gotten your email address from a protected internal company html file. If enough people have this page in their cache, and enough of them get the worm, you get pummelled.

    48. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by jooniqzb1tch · · Score: 1

      If you had bothered to read the page you'd have seen this :
      The virus grabs e-mail addresses from several different locations on a computer, including the Windows address book and Internet cache, and sends e-mails to each one.
      millions of infected slashdot drones running IE/outlook must have that address right now :)

    49. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by Mononoke · · Score: 1
      I don't see how this got modded as a Troll - I think it's hilarious...
      Mod points don't come with a sense-of-humor plugin, unfortunately.

      But that's ok, I get my shot often enough.

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    50. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by BillX · · Score: 1
      So how did I get 5000 new messages?


      Because this worm doesn't know when to quit. In the last 2 days I have received over 300 copies from ONE Comcast customer. I'm still waiting for the last of 'em to download (dial-up is a bitch), but I'll bet money that the remaining copies are from the same IP as well.

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      Caveat Emptor is not a business model.
    51. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no 'very common last name' needed. at least not at hp. i have a very uncommon last name and still get a ton of them. spambayes helps. the funny thing is that they're all addressed to the former @compaq.com mail addresses, so i let the messaging group remove that particular address from my account's smtp aliases. that day, i stopped getting mail from my boss because he works at the former hp side of the exchange-server hell.

  2. Hooray by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hax0rs away!!!!!!!!

  3. Yay, michael's a tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    These things have been patched months, or years ago. Boo hoo for the people that don't patch their systems.

    1. Re:Yay, michael's a tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Michael troll? Never. Everything he says is fair and balanced.

      As for the concept of "fair and balanced," in practice this means, "whatever supports my views." Conservatives don't like CNN or the New York Times because they are mainly liberal; Fox News is mainly conservative, which seems to conservatives fair and balanced. National Public Radio, which is mainly liberal, seems fair and balanced to liberals. If there were a revanchist krypto-Trotskyite anti-cosmopolitan news channel, and it ran a report saying that secret councils of European bankers ruled the world, all revanchist krypto-Trotskyite anti-cosmopolitan viewers would consider that fair and balanced.

      So, Michael is far and balanced to most slashbots.

    2. Re:Yay, michael's a tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice. Just ripped off Gregg Easterbrook, from ESPN.com.

    3. Re:Yay, michael's a tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey douchebag, the patch doesn't prevent me from receiving hundreds of these things and having to weed through them.

    4. Re:Yay, michael's a tool by lowe0 · · Score: 1

      Blame the thousands of douchebags out there who were too lazy to patch their systems.

      I swear, the irresponsibility of these people... they link up to global networks which we all share without thinking of what their machine can do to others on the network. They're like 5-year-olds who've just found their father's handgun.

      But, God forbid anyone be held accountable anymore....

    5. Re:Yay, michael's a tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey I didn't patch my note. Because is Linux.

  4. lets deal with blaster first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Iam still getting 1 hit every 10seconds yet MS say they have "thwarted the virus"

    you can now commence microsoft bashing below this line

    ________________________________________________ __ _

    1. Re:lets deal with blaster first by Eric+Ass+Raymond · · Score: 1
      Iam still getting 1 hit every 10seconds

      Whoa, what a pain it must be to get a packet every 10 seconds...

      If you insist dealing with the blaster first, here's a newsflash. I'm still getting hit by CodeRed. These things never die.

  5. Spam virus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's a virus, FREE PILLS included4

  6. Let's hear it for Pine! by Robert+Hayden · · Score: 4, Funny

    'nuff said.

    1. Re:Let's hear it for Pine! by sporty · · Score: 1

      From the makers of pico! :)

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      ping -f 255.255.255.255 # if only

    2. Re:Let's hear it for Pine! by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

      Mmm. Pine.

      While we're at it, I think I have an old 486 with a boot sector virus sitting around in my basement somewhere... want me to send it to you? ;)

      (man, boot sector viruses! That was quite some while ago...)

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      The World Wide Web is dying. Soon, we shall have only the Internet.
    3. Re:Let's hear it for Pine! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah yes! Washington State. Home of Microsoft. Check out the Wa U CS program, they don't even teach C anymore, just VB and DotNet...

    4. Re:Let's hear it for Pine! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      try Mutt

    5. Re:Let's hear it for Pine! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Elm! Elm is the bizomb.

    6. Re:Let's hear it for Pine! by Dark+Paladin · · Score: 0

      Or simply for every non-Outlook/Outlook Express/Windows based email client that doesn't automatically open .pif attachments.

      In my case, thank you OS X Mail - and it's lickable! (Ugh - I should have cleaned the bug juice off my screen before doing that.)

    7. Re:Let's hear it for Pine! by gooru · · Score: 1

      Seriously, I open it up, select all the virus emails, delete, and expunge. It's great.

    8. Re:Let's hear it for Pine! by ednopantz · · Score: 1

      Yay Pine, or, um, any copy of Outlook patched since December of 2002, as it automatically ditches .pif files. Now I would prefer to choose what Outlook blocks, but really anyone who has applied an Outlook patch in the last six months is safe.

      I for one don't understand how people manage to spread these things.

    9. Re:Let's hear it for Pine! by notque · · Score: 1

      Yay Pine! Nothing to setup. Always available. From any machine.

      Now if only I can convince myself to ever use VI instead of Pico. I have been warped.

      --
      http://use.perl.org
    10. Re:Let's hear it for Pine! by Dave2+Wickham · · Score: 1
      Meh, I still get the problem in Mutt :P
      3041 + Aug 19 iana@iana.org (1348) Re: Details
      3042 + Aug 19 becker@scyld.co (1354) Re: Your application
      3043 + Aug 19 teknik@gratisun (1321) Re: Thank you!
      3044 + Aug 19 mh@combo.dk (1336) Your details
      3045 + Aug 19 jsp@combo.dk (1293) Re: Approved
      3046 N + Aug 19 waldbusser@luce (1324) Re: Details
      3047 N + Aug 19 iana@iana.org (1322) Re: Details
      3048 N + Aug 19 waldbusser@ins. (1321) Re: Your application
      3049 N + Aug 19 debis@rz.fh-hei (1333) Re: That movie
      3050 + Aug 19 Cybercity Kunde ( 14) Kundeservice
      3051 N + Aug 19 andi@zend.com (1297) Re: Your application
      3052 N + Aug 19 webmaster@mobil (1314) Re: Your application
      3053 N + Aug 19 ts@polynet.lviv (1300) Re: Details
      3054 N + Aug 19 mh@combo.dk (1304) Your details
      3055 N + Aug 19 dhs@combo.dk (1304) Your details
      3056 N + Aug 19 teknik@gratisun (1289) Your details
      3057 N + Aug 19 loe@combo.dk (1305) Re: Wicked screensaver
      3058 N + Aug 19 CompuServe Post (1320) Undeliverable Message
      3059 N + Aug 19 hk@combo.dk (1330) Thank you!
      3060 N + Aug 19 CompuServe Post (1320) Undeliverable Message
      3061 + Aug 19 CompuServe Post (1320) Undeliverable Message
      3063 + Aug 19 naradamoon@libe (1328) Thank you!
      3064 N Aug 19 puoti@inwind.it ( 17) Re: Can
      3069 + Aug 19 Mail Delivery S ( 98) Returned mail: see transcript for details
      See? ;)

      (I cut out non-spam, but that's from just one "page")
    11. Re:Let's hear it for Pine! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, Pine rocks. But I'm still getting spammed from the virus. Do you know how to filter out the offending file extensions - and could you tell me before I have to hack through .pinerc ?

  7. heh by abhisarda · · Score: 4, Informative

    Just read about about it on the BBC

  8. Small norway with largest outbreak by joeykiller · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Here in Norway it seems as "everyone" has got SoBig.F or is getting annoyed with fake emails from someone who has it.

    This virus is just a little variation of an older virus, but it differed enough from the older iterations so that anti virus software didn't detect it.

    The virus provider Norman reckons that a big organization in Norway has been hit early and that this caused the big numbers here: Norway stands for 36% of the outbreaks of this virus in the world, which is exceptional when you know that only 4 million people live here.

    1. Re:Small norway with largest outbreak by Himmit · · Score: 2, Informative

      According to several of the norwegian newssites Norways outbreak accords for 33% of the registered incidents and Usa follows on with 30% and so on. It's annoying as he**, I have got about 65 virus mail's the last three hours and counting

    2. Re:Small norway with largest outbreak by Arker · · Score: 2, Informative

      I've gotten more than a halfdozen today. I'm in Sweden, although only one of my addresses is a .se. Considering I have 5 addresses I use regularly, and one guy is claiming 5000 copies of it this morning, I guess I got off lucky. For the moment.

      My mac is obviously immune to the thing, and so is my windows box, seeing that it has IE and Outlook completely removed (yes, every last stupid .dll killed and a couple programs patched to work without it) so it wouldn't get any traction there, even if I used it for email, which I dont.

      But the worrying thing is I'm already getting attachment removal notices from mailservers that delete these things, so at least one copy of this bloody thing is forging my address when it tries to reproduce. Bloody hell.

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    3. Re:Small norway with largest outbreak by Ctrl-Z · · Score: 1


      The virus is being provided by Norman? Somebody should stop him.

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      www.timcoleman.com is a total waste of your time. Never go there.
    4. Re:Small norway with largest outbreak by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      If you get hit before the virus definitions catch it, you're screwed. Blocking executable attachments at the mail server gives another layer of protection. The SoBig attachment is a PIF file.

    5. Re:Small norway with largest outbreak by Zocalo · · Score: 1
      What interests me is not that I get these things, but where I get them. I've had a subdomain of my ISP where I receive mail for any user automatically for over a decade now, but a few years ago I finally got around to acquiring my own domain and switched all my email over to that. I still access the ISP account mind - everything automatically goes to SpamCop for processing since I'm almost 100% certain any mail received is spam... ;-)

      Anyhow, I've not used the ISP's domain publicly since, it's scrubbed from my web page, address books, everything, so the only places it still exists are in archives like Deja, the Wayback Machine and spammer's lists (natch), only the latter of which is likely to be an address source for the virus. Yet this is the account that regularly receives worms, which leads me to the conclusion that not only are spammers dumb, but that they use Windows and have no AV protection either, which goes along way to explaining why these thing spreads so fast. It also raises the possibility of writing a more "targetted" email worm that looks for spammer's mailing list files and takes appropriate action. Deleting the files and then very slowly trashing the data on the hard drive springs to mind...

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    6. Re:Small norway with largest outbreak by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 1
      I got a dozen, here in Portland. It seems like everyone and their goddamn kid brother has it.

      In typical webizen fashion, I warned everyone about it via blog, and told them not to use Outlook for a while.

    7. Re:Small norway with largest outbreak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh, there're probably four million in my half of Manhattan.... =)

    8. Re:Small norway with largest outbreak by rbullo · · Score: 1

      Could you possibly share those patches?

      No, I'm serious!

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    9. Re:Small norway with largest outbreak by Anonymous+Cow+herd · · Score: 1

      65 pfft... I currently have 780 sitting in my junk folder... and that's not counting most of the antivirus bounces... thank god for fat pipes.

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    10. Re:Small norway with largest outbreak by Arker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I would, but I don't own them. Good news is the guy that does gives them away for free. He'll give you extra goodies if you pay.

      Bad news is, MS has been laying more and more effort into making his work impossible, so his release schedule definately hasn't kept pace with theirs. So if you're running XP, or 2000 with current SPs applied, you'll have to pay even for a beta. The older version works great with 98, ME, or 2k if you are careful not to apply the wrong SP. Since ME sucks my one remaining Windows box is on 98, using the explorer.exe from 95. It's not *nix stable, by any means, but it runs all the games and stuff, is stable enough (2 weeks+ uptimes on a regular basis) and runs lightning fast on hardware that was 'older' when I bought it... anyway I'm happy with it.

      Enough jawboning, here's the link you're looking for.

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    11. Re:Small norway with largest outbreak by rbullo · · Score: 1

      I thought there was a catch... I'll have to patch XP myself. Damn.

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    12. Re:Small norway with largest outbreak by Xerithane · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I got a dozen, here in Portland. It seems like everyone and their goddamn kid brother has it.

      I've only received 2 bounce messages from it, which is a first. I usually get several coming in. I have family who works in the internet based customer support business, they woke to 12,000 viruses waiting and several thousand bounces. I'm in Portland, too, and apparently it decided to pass me over for the most part.

      In typical webizen fashion, I warned everyone about it via blog, and told them not to use Outlook for a while.

      I gave up trying to get people to not use Outlook. When Mozilla popup blocker came out, a few people listened and said, "Hey... email.. woo" but most people just don't care. Unless the virus destroys their computer, they don't give a damn.

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    13. Re:Small norway with largest outbreak by Arker · · Score: 1

      I thought there was a catch... I'll have to patch XP myself. Damn.

      Well if you say so. But think about it. First is there really anything in XP you have to have? If not roll back to 98 or ME and you can get it for free. The 'preview' works just fine. If you can get your hands on a 95 disk you can do the 'sleek' shell replacement too, even with the unregistered version of 98lite, which means a real workable shell with no bullshit that will run so freaking fast on modern hardware you'll soil your drawers the first time you boot up.

      If you really have to have XP, it's only $25 to register 98lite and that gets you the beta of XP, which is all you need to do what you want. And when it finalizes, another $12.50 (returning customer discount) gets you the full version there too, which means you'll be able to keep up with future SPs too, even if a bit slowly.

      Realistically, without IE and Outhouse you will rarely if ever have much need for the SPs anyhow. The 'critical' parts are usually workarounds instead of fixes, for mshtml.

      I don't know how much your time is worth, but to me, $37.50 is a hell of a lot less than the time it would take me to do the patching myself. Although I suppose you might want to write if off as education, if you're angling for a job as an expert in disassembly and binary editing of Win32 executables... is there really a great job market for game crackers these days? I thought they mostly just did it for prestige. ;)

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    14. Re:Small norway with largest outbreak by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      >I've gotten more than a halfdozen today. I'm in Sweden, although only one of my addresses is a .se. Considering I have 5 addresses I use regularly, and one guy is claiming 5000 copies of it this morning, I guess I got off lucky. For the moment.

      Of course the average number of copies you get is inversely proportional to the IQ of your average friend. So it is not pure luck.

      (at work, all the copies were mailed to one particular employee, who happens to get most spam as well, and most often has problems with his computer)

    15. Re:Small norway with largest outbreak by Arker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Surely there is something to what you say, but I would take it with a grain of salt.

      So far I've gotten I think 15 copies of the virus, 2 messages letting me know it spoofed me and the attachment was refused.

      On the other hand I get a lot of spam. A lot. Very likely because several of my addresses are relatively old. It's gotten to the point where I only bother to report the ones that slip through my filter, and I still send around 10 reports a day.

      I have no moral compunction about killing spammers. Torturing them to death in front of their children would be a service to the children, and to humanity.

      I'm only half joking.

      I've gotten a few dozen spammvertised websites removed in my career as a part time BOFH, and my only regret is that the number isn't a lot higher.

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    16. Re:Small norway with largest outbreak by Lobo93 · · Score: 1

      Why should we?

      Let me tell you a little story:

      A group of researchers made a 200mx200m enclosure in which they put a group of 30 chimpanzees, in effect a clan like those you would find in their natural habitat. All is fine and dandy. The chimps behaved according to their social position and disiplinary acts was enforced by the elders, who had formed an oligarchy. Some unruly elements were reported, but this was expected.
      The next thing the researchers did, was to increase the number of chimps to 300, all in the previous enclosure. And much to the researchers dismay, all hell broke loose! The chimps were raping, killing, fighting and stealing - the entire social structure had in a short timespan been completly eradicated.

      Do you see where I'm heading? Living in NJ with 14 million people versus living in a small rural town in Norway makes a huge difference in quality of life. In addition, our political rule mainly consists of social democrats who aknowledges the principle of having a strong welfare and such, to help people in need or anyone caught in an unexpected distress.

      Me? Misantrophic. I'd like to terminate 2/3 of the world's population and become an ubermann. Where the fuck is that red button, pray tell?

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      "The only clear view is from atop the mountain of our dead selves." - Peter Carroll
    17. Re:Small norway with largest outbreak by Zocalo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Not for long I suspect! I've received over thirty from an IP block allocated to NASA in the last three hours, and a friend has just emailed to say he's had over two hundred from the same IP block, with over a thousand total. However, the email addresses from the NASA IPs do have a *lot* of .no domains in the email addresses. Hmmm. Maybe the "big organization in Norway" is a NASA observatory or something, it doesn't have to be a native Norwegian company after all...

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    18. Re:Small norway with largest outbreak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh...my...god.
      You just used the 'large group of chimps, civilization falls apart' story as a justification for SOCIAL DEMOCRAT?!?!?
      DUDE!!! You are my new hero!!!
      For TEN FUCKING YEARS these Texans have given me that crap as justification that extreme conservatism is the solution to all problems because you don't have welfare in the middle of nowhere, just white men with guns.
      Oh man oh man they're ALL going to have to read this. You sir have MADE my day!! If i find mod points when I get to the office tomorrow you get them all.

    19. Re:Small norway with largest outbreak by TechnoLust · · Score: 1
      so at least one copy of this bloody thing is forging my address when it tries to reproduce.
      Our secretary came in to my office yesterday and told me she received an email from a guy who said she needed to resend her email that he couldn't open the attachment, but she never sent him anything. Then she started saying, "He said... and I asked... and he told me..." and I questioned that and it turned out SHE CALLED HIM! They had a pleasant little conversation about where the mail came from. Neither one of them are computer experts, so I'd have loved to have heard the theories. Anyway it appears his system removed it (hence why he couldn't open it) and all our incoming and outgoing mail is scanned, as well as up to date virus scanners on every PC, so I know she isn't infected, it was just forging her address. Then she started worrying that she would get in trouble because "it's illegal to send out viruses."

      I sincerly hope that the people who write these things get bombarded by all the stupid questions I get about them. That's one reason I'd never write a worm or a virus, because I'd have to answer all my friends and coworkers stupid questions about it.

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      "Da ist ein Technölüst in mein Unterpanten!"
    20. Re:Small norway with largest outbreak by nordicfrost · · Score: 1

      I can verifiy that. The virus spreading has MY email attatched to it, even though I haven't been anywhere near my job account. (I'm innocen, that is).

      As a result, I have been deleting more or less 4000 - 6000 error emails bouncing to my account.

      But what REALLY irritates me is the fucking autoreply from the mail scanners. I have not got this virus (I use Mac and Linux), some dolt with my email address in his phukking Outlook addressbook has it. Even so, I get tons and tons and tons of smug autoreplys saying that "You've got virus!". Haven't they understood that this method was obsolete a couple of years ago? AT LEAST insert a filter so the warning ONLY goes out on a virus that doesn't spoof the address.

      Some even write by hand, one of the dozen or so emails was a death threat. Which just confirm my theory, 93% of all people are morons.

      This virus will probably take a good part of my work day, and I wasn't even infected.

      To the writer: Fuck you. Fuck you and the fucking ugly thypusridden bastard children you think are yours. And your MOMA!

    21. Re:Small norway with largest outbreak by xandroid · · Score: 1

      "I've gotten a few dozen spammvertised websites removed" Wow, that's impressive. My dad's been trying to do that for years, how'd you go about it?

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    22. Re:Small norway with largest outbreak by Arker · · Score: 1

      Complain to their ISP. If they don't take action, escalate upstream. Same old strategy, hasn't changed much in the last 15 years. Doesn't always work, but it sure feels good when it does.

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  9. Unix History by linuxislandsucks · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Considerign that whne the Windows project was started at MS that Unix code was closed off to review and learning from would it be too much to conclude that AT&T's efforts to close Unix(System V) code off so tha tpeople could not learn to write secure OS kernel code might have something to do with the major mistakes made in MS Kernel code in the early 1980s that we are still experiencing?

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    1. Re:Unix History by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Has a virus disabled the full-stop (period) key on your keyboard ?

    2. Re:Unix History by gregarican · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe you're the guy contributing the crappy code, seeing you type like your fingers are wrapped in chicken wire.

    3. Re:Unix History by mblase · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm sorry, that didn't make any sense at all. Could you please replace your keyboard with one that has periods and commas on it?

    4. Re:Unix History by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're post is unintelligible and ignorant. Please learn to type more correctly, and to be more informed about a subject before posting.

      The NT kernel was finished in 94, and the 9x kernel in 95 (though Win95 and on relied on DOS, saying that DOS caused security flaws in the kernel is wrong). Regardless, this virus has nothing to do with problems with the kernels, and everything to do with poor design decisions made when they wrote Outlook.

      The fact that this virus can still infect people just goes to show that, at least for the non Professional/Server/etc line, automatic updating really is necessary.

    5. Re:Unix History by Koyaanisqatsi · · Score: 1

      Most of what's wrong in ms-land is not in the kernel; is user apps (outlook, etc) and servers (iis ...) with poor design decisions (executable code running from previewed emails anyone?)

    6. Re:Unix History by __past__ · · Score: 4, Informative
      I have no idea what you are trying to say, but this is slashdot, so I'll reply anyway:

      • Microsoft, cooperating with SCO, built the first Unix to run on Intel-compatible processors, called Xenix. That was before Windows. So I doubt that lack of Unix knowledge is a major reason for any of MS's mistakes.
      • Compared to other systems of that time, the Unix security model was (and basically still is) piss-poor. And the implementations in the 80s were buggy as hell. It's just that Unix is way better than all the alternatives today (and there is only one non-Unix system left for most intents and purposes), and a huge amount of post-fact bugfixing and workarounds, that make it look good. In other words, it is true that Unix-like systems tend to be the most secure today, but that in itself is a tragedy.
    7. Re:Unix History by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      could you not be such an anal karma whoring asshole?

      in my world the nitpickers will be the first up against the wall

      followed closely by the speeling poolice. i bet you go to parties and complain when someone puts alcohol in the punch...

    8. Re:Unix History by gujo-odori · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Umm, no.

      1) BSD predates any 32-bit version of Windows; how do you think BSD code wound up in the first version of Windows NT?

      2) Microsoft had a UNIX license and sold its own proprietary version (Xenix) way before it embarked on any Windows project. Yes, before any Windows project, including the original Windows which ran on XT and AT-class PCs and was followed by Windows 286 and Windows 386.

      3) At that time, people who had never seen a line of Unix source were nevertheless writing code that was at least as secure as Unix and possibly moreso, for a variety of platforms. Seeing Unix code is not a prerequisite to writing good code. The security problems that plague Windows mostly result from architectural decisions made by Microsoft, combined with (in some cases) poor coding practices and the inevitable slips that tend to happen in a code base that is both huge and not peer-reviewed.

    9. Re:Unix History by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no why should i need to use any punctuation to get a clear and concise thought across to morons like you who make it impossible to communicate by just being arrogant assholes who want all the work done for them you stupid lazy assed bitches its only english you stupid fuck

    10. Re:Unix History by spinlocked · · Score: 1

      "...Could you please replace your keyboard with one that has periods and commas on it?"

      I had one of those once. I spilt red wine under the caps lock key and every so often it would START SHOUTING LIKE A WOMEN WITH PMS. It had a comma key too.

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      Connection closed.


      Oh... ...bugger.
    11. Re:Unix History by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm, actually, if you are the original poster, you were neither clear, nor concise. So yeah, use punctuation. It's cool.

    12. Re:Unix History by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is NOT english. Your grade-school elementary teacher would never give such crap a passing grade, and a true linguist would drag your ass to a dark alley for mutilating the language.

      IRC is the fucking DEATH of intellectual conversation.

    13. Re:Unix History by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      from now on i vow to never use punctuation of proper sentences ever againe because assholes like you have ruined the fun of just being a normal human being for me by trying to make me feel inferior for not writing within the parameters that you seem to need like pablum in order to comprehend what someone is saying it's so ridiculous to have to depend on structure like that why not just let it all hang out and be free and natural you cant tell me that this incredibly long run on sentence doesnt make sense to you unless you are a completely moronic addled chimp

    14. Re:Unix History by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you can use complex words! Did you hurt yourself?

      e.e. cummings got away with it because he was a 'free thinker'. You're just lazy. Reading crap like this reminds me of my schizophrenic uncle's incomprehensible letters, since you seem to have the same problem separating thoughts into logical segments. Yes, I can understand what message you're trying to put across, but it takes twice the effort to parse. It also makes you look apathetic/stupid because you can't be bothered to make it readable, so both you and your message appear to be irrelevant kiddie rambling.

      Now, what I'm writing is total bullshit too, but at least I have the courtesy to make it obvious so readers can easily ignore it if they want.

    15. Re:Unix History by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet you feel the need to add an apostrophe for it's?

      I think I'll call you loony.

    16. Re:Unix History by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What makes you think you're normal? Or a human being?

    17. Re:Unix History by hplasm · · Score: 1

      Yesitwouldbetoomuchtoconcludethisi'mafraid.

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    18. Re:Unix History by hplasm · · Score: 1
      Speeling poolice.

      There is a spray you can get that deals with these. Nasty.

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    19. Re:Unix History by hplasm · · Score: 1
      Da rules say:

      Its is the possessive form of the pronoun it and is correctly written without an apostrophe. It should not be confused with the contraction it's (for it is or it has), which should always have an apostrophe.

      Courtesy of GrammaNaz Foods Inc.

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  10. We've seen lots of them by d3us3xmach1na · · Score: 1

    But postfix on debian running amavis doesn't seem to have any problems throwing them away for us...

  11. Norton Write-up on Latest Sobig Variant by echucker · · Score: 3, Informative

    http://www.sarc.com/avcenter/venc/data/w32.sobig.f @mm.html

  12. Goodtimes Virus Alert! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    NO MORE GOODTIMES!
    There's a new virus that will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it will scramble any disks that are even close to your computer. It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream goes melty. It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, screw up the tracking on your television and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you try to play.

    It will give your ex-girl or boyfriend your new phone number. It will mix Kool-aid into your fishtank. It will drink all your wine and leave its socks out on the coffee table when there's company coming over. It will put a dead squirrel in the back pocket of your good pants and hide your car keys when you are late for work.

    Goodtimes will make you fall in love with a penguin. It will give you nightmares about circus midgets. It will pour sugar in your gas tank and shave off both your eyebrows while dating your girl or boyfriend behind your back and billing the dinner and hotel room to your Discover card.

    It will seduce your grandmother. It does not matter if she is dead; such is the power of Goodtimes. It reaches out beyond the grave to sully those things we hold most dear.

    It moves your car randomly around parking lots so you can't find it. It will kick your dog. It will leave libidinous messages on your boss's voice mail in your voice! It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.

    Goodtimes will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will leave the toilet seat up. It will make a batch of Methamphetamine in your bathtub and then leave bacon cooking on the stove while it goes out to chase gradeschoolers with your new snowblower.

    Goodtimes will prompt your mother to call on Friday and Saturday nights for two months after you make a new girlfriend/boyfriend. It will place your wallet and keys on an obscure shelf in the basement. It will emulate your face and stare into the neighbor's bathroom window.

    Goodtimes has been linked to cancer in laboratory mice. 9 out of 10 dentists recommend Goodtimes.

    Goodtimes will make your bloomers shrink two sizes, and it will make you gain 15 pounds. If this results in a wedgie, then Goodtimes will leave a nasty skid mark.

    1. Re:Goodtimes Virus Alert! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However if you forward this to at least 15 people in the next hour then you will be immune to the virus.

      -dk

    2. Re:Goodtimes Virus Alert! by trudyscousin · · Score: 1

      "Goodtimes will make you fall in love with a penguin."

      Well, that obviously explains Linux users, then. Must've been an effective virus.

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    3. Re:Goodtimes Virus Alert! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember in the good old days there was a running hoax that you could get a virus from reading email.

      Sadly this is now the case, it really makes you wonder wtf were they thinking?

    4. Re:Goodtimes Virus Alert! by hplasm · · Score: 1

      So....Its not just my imagination then? WHEW!!

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  13. Snowcrash? by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 4, Funny
    You know, with all these virii running around...and the potential danger of them, I'd really like to see an initiative to educate the typical 'dumb Microsoft user'. I'm not talking full tech jargon, but just an informative message, that is persistent, not annoying. Perhaps someone wants to do something like at the end of Snowcrash, where Hiro changes the virus to display "If this had been a virus, you'd all be dead now." (not exact quote, but I don't have my book with me) Just a virus that would go around and pop up a message on boot or something informing them of the various vulnerabilities on their system, how they most likely got them (warez, AOL, email hoax, etc). Now...I'd never do this...but if someone else wanted to steal this idea, I promise I won't sue for IP infringement. Really. (crosses fingers)

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    1. Re:Snowcrash? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, with all these virii running around

      "viruses", man. "viruses" is the plural of "virus".

      How the hell do you get "virii"? That would be the plural of "virius", if such a word existed.

    2. Re:Snowcrash? by jaxdahl · · Score: 2, Informative

      I do have the book with me. So here's the quote from page 428 of the latest paperback edition.

      IF THIS WERE A VIRUS
      YOU WOULD BE DEAD NOW
      FORTUNATELY IT'S NOT
      THE METAVERSE IS A DANGEROUS PLACE;
      HOW'S YOUR SECURITY?
      CALL HIRO PROTAGONIST SECURITY ASSOCIATES
      FOR A FREE INITIAL CONSULTATION

      crud. lameness filter. adding some more lowercase random crap here so that it will pass the lameness filter. stupid lameness filter.

    3. Re:Snowcrash? by jazman_777 · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I'd really like to see an initiative to educate the typical 'dumb Microsoft user'.

      Won't work. Dumb people are incapable of a realistic self-evaluation. Here's why.

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    4. Re:Snowcrash? by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

      http://www.merriam-webster.com/wftw/00jan/012800.h tm

      Now that the Y2K bug is -- well, not exactly a thing of the past, but no longer quite as prominent a news item as it once was -- we've decided to turn our attention to a different sort of bug: the bug (computer or human) known as a virus. Specifically, we're interested in knowing whether you should refer to more than one virus as virii.

      Latin-lovers and viral votaries alike know that the noun virus is a borrowing from Latin. In that tongue, a virus (pronounced WEE-russ) is a venom, a poisonous emanation, a slimy liquid, or a stench. In fact, when virus first slithered its way into our language in the late 16th century, it named a "venom emitted by a poisonous animal."

      The word's Latin ancestry has given some English speakers the idea that the only logical way to pluralize virus is to replace the terminal -us with the letters -ii . This idea seems especially popular among folks who are referring to more than one computer virus. But before you catch the bug for that new spelling, consider this: the notion that Latin words ending in -us must take an -ii plural is a flat-out fallacy. In fact, there is no evidence that any plural form of the classical Latin virus was ever recorded; some lexicographers even suspect the Latin virus was a mass noun (and thus needed no separate plural).

      In addition, when you look at the historical record of English usage, you find viruses, not virii, as the established plural. So although virii has turned up upon recent occasions, that word is far from standard.

    5. Re:Snowcrash? by flewp · · Score: 1

      Is the plural of walrus walrii? What about penis? Penii? If not, my whole life has been built upon a lie.

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    6. Re:Snowcrash? by Lord+Dimwit+Flathead · · Score: 3, Funny

      virus (pronounced WEE-russ)

      Ah. So Ensign Chekov had a Latin accent then. That clears up a lot, thanks.

    7. Re:Snowcrash? by iantri · · Score: 1
      In addition, when you look at the historical record of English usage, you find viruses, not virii, as the established plural. So although virii has turned up upon recent occasions, that word is far from standard.

      Nothing in English is standard and it has a tendancy to change and accept new words on a regular basis.. next thing you'll be telling me is that it is RADAR and using radar is absolutely wrong.

    8. Re:Snowcrash? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      By this silly "virii" thinking, I guess the plural of radius would be "radiii"

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    9. Re:Snowcrash? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but somebody beat you to the punch. They let me know that I was broadcasting an IP address. Who knows what sort of havoc hackers could have done if they found out about that juicy nugget.

    10. Re:Snowcrash? by Mista+LovaLova · · Score: 1
      Just a virus that would go around and pop up a message on boot or something informing them of the various vulnerabilities on their system, how they most likely got them (warez, AOL, email hoax, etc). Now...I'd never do this...but if someone else wanted to steal this idea, I promise I won't sue for IP infringement. Really. (crosses fingers)

      He may not, but I will since I own the patent on viruses that display pop-ups saying you got a virus from AOL.

    11. Re:Snowcrash? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's actually not wee'russ, though it may sound that way to anglophone folks. The perl.com page linked in a comment just above has a footnote which describes the real sound of the first consonant - it's a voiced bilabial fricative (put your lips together flat and sound, as opposed to putting your top teeth on your bottom lip). If you speak Spanish (well) you're probably already doing that. Possibly the vowel in the second syllable should be long, though I'm not certain of that (I'm more into pronunciation generally than Latin specifically ;).

    12. Re:Snowcrash? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      News flash:

      The walrii penii have virii at the local zoo. Please be carefull of what you touch while visiting.

    13. Re:Snowcrash? by nis · · Score: 1

      Whatever man...I know everything...that story's crap...

    14. Re:Snowcrash? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and for us is ii

    15. Re:Snowcrash? by ianezz · · Score: 1
      From the very same study (see paragraph "the burden of expertise"):

      It thus appears that extremely competent individuals suffer a burden as well. Although they perform competently, they fail to realize that their proficiency is not necessarily shared by their peers.

      So it seems there could be two problems here, not just one.

    16. Re:Snowcrash? by roryh · · Score: 1

      What a fantastic article! That describes my workplace perfectly...

    17. Re:Snowcrash? by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      That's the coolest thing about speaking a language that isn't dead:)

      It changes...

      (agreeing with you)

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    18. Re:Snowcrash? by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Educate the typical dumb Microsoft user? You mean switch them to an open source operating system and make big flash cards. One with a penguin (I think the bsd devil would confuse for this excercise) and one with a flying window logo. Then hold up penguin flash and say "good". Hold up flying window thing "bad". Then add butterfly guy "just fscking sick".

      Nah, I think that would probably be too complex a course for your average windows user. Maybe after reincarnation into a gerbil or some other slightly more intelligent creature?

    19. Re:Snowcrash? by xandroid · · Score: 1

      plural of "genus" = "genera" plural of "opus" = "opera" so, plural of "virus" could be "virera"? ...walrera? penera? cactera? octopera? geniera?

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  14. 10 emails in 10 minutes by shelleymonster · · Score: 0, Redundant

    with the Sobig virus. all quarantined. mostly from faked microsoft.com addresses.

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    got biv?
  15. Funny..... by Tsali · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... there's an ad for MS Small Business Server 2003 at the top of the article.

    It's like advertizing space on a blue screen.

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    This space for rent.
    1. Re:Funny..... by curious.corn · · Score: 1

      Oh God, no! You've just given them the worst idea possible!

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    2. Re:Funny..... by Sepper · · Score: 1

      It's like advertizing space on a blue screen.

      I can see it now:

      Application iexplorer.exe has produced an Exception OE but for just 29.99$/Min we can solve this problem! Just call 1-800-MS-TECHS

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  16. God Bless mutt by The+Ape+With+No+Name · · Score: 1

    and spamassassin.

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    Comparing it to Windows will be a moot point, since El Dorado is going to have a 40% larger code base than XP.
  17. Just to recap... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone who is dumb enough to run an executable or script from an unknown source on their machine is a victim of social engineering, not decent virus coding.

    Blaster was worthy of a mention because it exploited a hole, not the user, but if we're back to stories about MS email viruses again, it's a little sad. Surely there's something else to report on?

    1. Re:Just to recap... by robogun · · Score: 1

      The problem is not so much social engineering...

      I thought social engineering was usually used for fraud, for personal monetary gain, and what the hell does a virus writer get out of releasing code other than assauging his Dr. evil tendencies.

      The problem is Microsoft's bloated code contains rarely-used "features" which are always left wide-open to exploitation.

    2. Re:Just to recap... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Social engineering encompasses any method by which you trick or fool someone into doing something which results in personal gain.

      I'd say that watching your virus trip its way around the world is personal gain. It doesn't have to be monetary, some people get kicks from doing this I guess...

      In any case, is the problem Microsoft's bloated code? If I tricked any user of any computer system to run arbitrary code on their machine, then I can do pretty much whatever I felt like. Microsoft or not, once you get someone to run something, that's the moment they lose control of their box.

    3. Re:Just to recap... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely there's something else to report on?

      No, there is nothing else to report on. And don't call me Shirley.

    4. Re:Just to recap... by IMarvinTPA · · Score: 1

      The "flaw" that this virus capitalizes on is the user double clicking an attachment in an e-mail.

      This virus could probably work just as well if the e-mail contained a hyperlink to an exe file on a website. The problems with that is admins would quickly learn to strip that address out of e-mails and that server would be shot. Imagine an e-mail card that you think you got from a friend that says "Go download this [recent holiday] card and play it! It is really cool!"

      This is a very social problem. But educating people is hard, especially if they think they understand already.

  18. I'm averaging over 500 every hour by edanshekar · · Score: 2, Funny

    This thing is slamming my mail server. Some of them get stripped of the virus by the time they hit my machine, but having to deal w/ several hundred 100K messages an hour is slowing my machine down.

  19. This software will help if you got the virus by joeykiller · · Score: 5, Informative

    I should have mentioned this in my last post... if you've got the SoBig.F virus, FSecure has posted a free fix here.

    ftp://ftp.f-secure.com/anti-virus/tools/f-sobig.ex e

  20. My oh my! by TheBeardIsRed · · Score: 1

    Looks like i'll be dealing with lots of "broken e-mail machines".

  21. Got hammered... by Vexler · · Score: 5, Interesting

    We certainly got hammered for a good part of today from a university down south who shall remain anonymous. Contacted their IT/infrastructure department and was told that one of their mail servers got used as a relay, and nobody found out about it until a few hours ago. If I were them I would have shut down their MTA and flushed the queue a long time ago, but that's just me...

    1. Re:Got hammered... by The+Ape+With+No+Name · · Score: 1

      I bet I know who....

      --
      Comparing it to Windows will be a moot point, since El Dorado is going to have a 40% larger code base than XP.
    2. Re:Got hammered... by Vexler · · Score: 1

      Hey, *I* didn't say it. :-)

      I just wish they had properly configured their server that's all. I ended up having to block all SMTP traffic coming in from the compromised host via the firewall. After that we were able to give our Exchange server a breather. But we got slammed, alright.

    3. Re:Got hammered... by johnkoer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hey I can't blame them... when I was at a university I was hammered pretty much every day.

    4. Re:Got hammered... by echucker · · Score: 2, Funny

      More copies of Klez than I can count came out of Duke, and ended up in my inbox. Perhaps the Blue Devils could spend less time camping out for tickets, and more time fixing what's broke.

    5. Re:Got hammered... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We got the shit beat out of us by UNC.edu

    6. Re:Got hammered... by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      I'm at Duke, and have been none too impressed with the OIT staff. I got a ton of sobig emails in my duke email today. At least all emails are virus scanned and snipped of virus attachments now.

    7. Re:Got hammered... by renzop · · Score: 1

      i am getting an e-mail a minute, without exception from unc.edu. are these guys on crack?? well, i am on the phone with them right now, so we shall see...

    8. Re:Got hammered... by grantdh · · Score: 1

      Yeah, we got most of ours from one in Albany...

      We started getting hammered by that one around Midnight local time (Australian Eastern Standard Time). Blocked the IP address but guess what, it was still trying around noon the next day.

      The other instances we've seen so far are all from US .edu sites. Gee, gotta love those promiscuous universities, hey? :)

      --

      I left my body to science, but I'm afraid they've turned it down...
    9. Re:Got hammered... by The+Ape+With+No+Name · · Score: 1

      If you knew what you were talking about you'd know 1. that it wasn't an open relay and 2. that the attack was stopped and 3. when you are running a real SMTP server (not Exchange) you can hose out a million or so of these worm messages over a fat pipe in the time it takes to realize it is happening and when the fix is implemented.

      --
      Comparing it to Windows will be a moot point, since El Dorado is going to have a 40% larger code base than XP.
  22. so... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what does the F stand for? i can think of a few canidates that have exactly 4 letters.

    1. Re:so... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      what does the F stand for? i can think of a few canidates that have exactly 4 letters.

      It stands for the letter after 'e', dumbass.

  23. MS flame war by IFF123 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I see SCo changed it's strategy.
    Now they are targeting MS.

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    Who took my tinfoil hat?
    1. Re:MS flame war by wizardmax · · Score: 1

      What the hell are you talking about... Lay off the coffee!

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      Free speech is getting expensive...
    2. Re:MS flame war by IFF123 · · Score: 1

      you try to program without the java boost and we'll see how you will talk. 8-{

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      Who took my tinfoil hat?
    3. Re:MS flame war by wizardmax · · Score: 1

      They banned you from coffee again, ha?

      --


      Free speech is getting expensive...
    4. Re:MS flame war by IFF123 · · Score: 1

      it's more like a self-induced torture....

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      Who took my tinfoil hat?
  24. I got hit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My email mailbox was full this morning. I was getting 100k attachments every 5 or 10 minutes or so. Like I said, my mailbox was full and it filled up quick. Now, if 20 phonecalls can deter a spammer, I'm sure that many will deter people and corporations from installing that infernal piece of flaming shit that Outlook Express is. Friends don't let friends run Outlook Express.

  25. 12 in the last half a hour or so by plcurechax · · Score: 1

    I've had about a dozen in the last half a hour.

    At least now I know why I'm am getting so many, and why there seemed to be some new variety to the messages (and the attachment file names).

    1. Re:12 in the last half a hour or so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah I was wondering why I just got two in the last hour; I usually don't get any (I think I had one or two Malisa's waaay back when). So far for some reason they've only gone to one of my email addresses even though I have several on the same domain.

    2. Re:12 in the last half a hour or so by ShadowBlasko · · Score: 1

      Okay, I'm somewhat confused. This seems to be widespread, but I (averaging about 500 spam per day according to SpamAssasin) have not seen one yet?

      Perhaps my host is filtering them at the server.

      (apologies for the spelling, bad toothache and vicoden)

      --
      There are 4 boxes to use in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order- Ed Howdershelt Via Tass
  26. Yay for childish editorial commentary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Come on michael. Your little quip, as usual, was anything but necessary. Please get back under the bridge.

  27. Mail server getting pounded here by Liselle · · Score: 1

    At work at the moment. Haven't gotten a single valid email all day. Network admin is foaming at the mouth.

    There has GOT to be a better way to get these security holes fixed. For chrissakes, this is unacceptable. Even that dubious white hat worm from the other day is a better alternative!

    --
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    1. Re:Mail server getting pounded here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      And just what security hole is it exactly?

      There isn't a hole in Outlook if you've patched, and it can be set up to not run scripts. The route of the problem in your case is not patching. If you get this version, chances are you were also still vulnerable to other SoBig variants; the difference is in the mailing engine being multithreaded, not the way the virus attacks.

      The problem with email viruses is a social one; if an executable got dumped to any computer system with a note saying click me, some dumb user - Windows, Linux, OSX or otherwise - would fire it up. At that point, it isn't about holes, it's about a valid, running program that's spewing out emails all over the goddamn place.

    2. Re:Mail server getting pounded here by skt · · Score: 1

      There is not much of a security hole here, just a binary attached to an email message. This particular virus does not try to exploit any vulnerabilities that I am aware of. It's the user that tells the computer to download the binary and run it. While the mailer could make it harder to run these from email (and I think most do, but I'm not sure about .scr and .pif), user education is the only thing that will help here, short of whitelisting applications he or she is allowed to run. Virus software doesn't help too much in this case because the virus is out before the signatures are.

    3. Re:Mail server getting pounded here by ZorinLynx · · Score: 1

      I classify people running E-mail attachments from an untrusted source as "security hole between keyboard and chair".

      Honestly, the only way we're going to be able to fight this is to educate users and tell them not to open untrusted E-mail attachments. It doesn't matter how secure a system is, if the user runs untrusted code, stuff like this will spread. Even if it only runs as that user's UID and doesn't infect the system as a whole.

  28. Well. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems that i'm missing this my collection.
    Can anybody please give me a nice spamserver i can subscribe to so that I may join the fun ?

    ( I like to run virii in VM's for entertainment + It looks like working to my NON it coworkers! )

    Retep

  29. Editors need to be more honest. by mr_luc · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Look. I hate Microsoft, too.

    But what the fudge does this have to do with trustworthy computing? It's just another email worm, and it relies heavily on user stupidity, much moreso than the msblaster worm.

    Let's be honest: Microsoft is an evil company, that forces an evil product on people, and some of us are going to cheer when Microsoft gets hurt and people get nudged towards other operating systems -- whether it's Microsoft's fault, or not.

    Could you just have written "Hey, anything that discourages Windows use!" after the story? I mean, christ, that's exactly what probably a good 90% of people here are thinking when they read these stories.

    1. Re:Editors need to be more honest. by NaugaHunter · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Well, that's just it. Their 'Trustworthy computing' slogan is all about making sure they can trust your computer to only run what they feel you have rights to. However, this goes against what it sounds like it means, and possibly even how they market it. In other words, a person would find their own computer trustworthy if they could trust it to not screw itself up, but this is not what Microsoft means.

      So I viewed the 'trustworthy computing' statement more of a comment on the irony of the difference of what they mean by it, and what users probably would want it to mean.

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    2. Re:Editors need to be more honest. by gosand · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      Could you just have written "Hey, anything that discourages Windows use!" after the story? I mean, christ, that's exactly what probably a good 90% of people here are thinking when they read these stories.

      Actually, I think "Wow, I am glad that my main machine at home is running Linux so I don't have to deal with this garbage."

      But I do agree with your assessment of the "editor's" comments. Not necessary.

      --

      My beliefs do not require that you agree with them.

    3. Re:Editors need to be more honest. by mugnyte · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      The "bashing in headline" debate continues.

      MS was GUILTY of monopolistic business practices. Anyone forget this? They unfairly competed and remvoed competition than threatened their bottom line. For YEARS Sun, Oracle, Apple, Netscape and dozens of other companies were raped of opportunity to get desktop placement, vendor preloads. THINK: Engineer buyouts, underpricing the sale, mass marketing FUD. All in the name of cuthroat competition. MS is high on the smell of money, and fights like a dog to keep it - rules be damned.

      POP QUIZ
      Does this invite sacastic remarks from people who use other software, or write it? YES
      Does this make it a giant bullseye for virus kiddies? YES

      Dude, Microsoft is so ugly these days, from their bastardized licensing schemes, their .NET initiatives rolling in/out/away from product lines, to their Longhorn, long winded "revolutions" of computing.

      I don't want an OS-as-toaster every 5 years to pop out in some dancing paperclip vaudville act, focing upgrades, patches, virus checks and security updates likes it MY JOB TO WRITE GOOD SOFTWARE. I'M THE USER DAMMIT. Why is the world spending time dancing with this company, and paying for it? Because they CHEATED THE MARKET of free choice. Never forget that. We're stuck in a world that has to ween off of the MS tit of "everyone uses it"; interopability down the toilet.

      mug

    4. Re:Editors need to be more honest. by weston · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But what the fudge does this have to do with trustworthy computing?

      Everything. Aside from the concerns that trustworthy computing is doublespeak for restricted computing, even if you assume that MS is talking about the *right* kind of trustworthy computing, this virus is the latest in a well-populated freakin' pantheon of examples of their failure to be able to provide anything of the sort.

      In other words, this is one more chance to ask yourself: why should you trust microsoft?

      Side note: I've had several acquaintances attempt to commiserate with me in the last week about various windows viruses. But I don't feel the pain. I'm using Win XP, but a good firewall helps with most of the problems, and you know, Thunderbird is a good email client and a nice way to avoid the Outlook viruses that people erroneously call email viruses.

    5. Re:Editors need to be more honest. by CommandNotFound · · Score: 1

      But what the fudge does this have to do with trustworthy computing? It's just another email worm, and it relies heavily on user stupidity, much moreso than the msblaster worm.

      It's the irony that the Trustworthy Computing campaign is a marketing solution to a technical problem. These viruses and worms do not only rely on user stupidity. They thrive in a suite of products by Microsoft that have been "designed" from the ground up to provide features, features, features, usually at the expense of quality and security. Features that most users don't want. Features that could generally be accomplished by using existing features, but hey, some user may not want to click twice here, so let's make a new feature!

      Trustworthy Computing is Microsoft's response to the quandry they've helped to create for their customers. In short, it is simply a marketing trick. Pick some old-fashioned sounding words like "Trustworthy" and keep repeating them often enough, and eventually people will believe it. And why not? Since computers are technical black magic, the users have no choice but to trust them.

    6. Re:Editors need to be more honest. by Keeper · · Score: 2, Insightful

      MS was found to have a monopoly in the OS market. It is not illegal to have a monopoly. They were found guilty of violating anti-trust laws which only a company that has a monopoly can violate. There is no such thing as "monopolistic business practicies." If MS had performed any of the actions they were found guilty of while not being a monopoly it would have been perfectly legal. Get it straight.

    7. Re:Editors need to be more honest. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Siggy11? It can't be can it? Is that really you?

      It really is a sense of deja vu reading this. This has been the argument of someone or other since Prince became squiggle and his singing of 1999 wasn't prophetic but just an 80s pop hit.

    8. Re:Editors need to be more honest. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it seems a user, i.e. an editor doesn't like this line of questioning, thus slamming your comment and the replies into -1 oblivion.

      This reinforces yet again how thin-skinned the editors (or maybe the slashbots) are in taking criticism.

    9. Re:Editors need to be more honest. by JMZero · · Score: 4, Insightful

      using Win XP, but a good firewall helps with most of the problems

      Your firewall helps with this? What, by blocking the mail port? Or does your firewall parse SMTP and block viruses (hint: if it did, it might be called a mail filter or something)?

      Thunderbird is a good email client and a nice way to avoid the Outlook viruses that people erroneously call email viruses.

      This one has nothing to do with an Outlook vulnerability. It's an e-mail trojan horse. Unless your mail client is unabled to receive files with certain extensions, virus checks them, or executes them under a different permission level (unlikely under Windows), then it's vulnerable.

      You represent the most dangerous class of computer users - confident and uninformed.

      --
      Let's not stir that bag of worms...
    10. Re:Editors need to be more honest. by mugnyte · · Score: 1

      Thanks for clarifying the termiology, but perhaps people are still underestimating the effect those violations had.

      mug

    11. Re:Editors need to be more honest. by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      Everything. Aside from the concerns that trustworthy computing is doublespeak for restricted computing, even if you assume that MS is talking about the *right* kind of trustworthy computing, this virus is the latest in a well-populated freakin' pantheon of examples of their failure to be able to provide anything of the sort.


      A failure to patch is a failure to patch. Look at all the root giving bugs that have been found in bind, sendmail, redhat utilities, TONS of other common programs over the years. There are stupid nixbsd administrators and users just as there are windows. People just dont write worms that target a few faulty sendmail installations as often as they target stupid home users who don't patch.

    12. Re:Editors need to be more honest. by weston · · Score: 1

      Your firewall helps with this? What, by blocking the mail port?

      Two words: port 135.

      This one has nothing to do with an Outlook vulnerability. It's an e-mail trojan horse. Unless your mail client is unabled to receive files with certain extensions, virus checks them, or executes them under a different permission level (unlikely under Windows)

      Last I checked, Outlook's default setting included execution of code.... of course, it's been a while since I've been willing to put up with that.

      You represent the most dangerous class of computer users - confident and uninformed.

      Underinformed, perhaps, but not un. I haven't had to keep up with the virus details because of a few precautions.

    13. Re:Editors need to be more honest. by JMZero · · Score: 1

      Two words: port 135.

      I misunderstood your intended context here (viruses in general as opposed to viruses like this one).

      --
      Let's not stir that bag of worms...
    14. Re:Editors need to be more honest. by Politburo · · Score: 1

      Last I checked, Outlook's default setting included execution of code.... of course, it's been a while since I've been willing to put up with that.

      Check again, at least for this worm. According to other posts, if you patched in the last 9 months you're safe.

    15. Re:Editors need to be more honest. by zapp · · Score: 1

      Well, the computers that are being infected obviously don't have "trustworthy computing" features installed.

      If microsoft had their way and all media and software had to be digitally signed before you could use it, then virii would probably be a lot less prominent.... of course a lot of other things would be different too.

      Just pointing out your error.

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    16. Re:Editors need to be more honest. by Chester+K · · Score: 1

      this virus is the latest in a well-populated freakin' pantheon of examples of their failure to be able to provide anything of the sort.

      How is this Microsoft's fault? It's the stupid users who are opening the attachments, not Microsoft, the virus is not related to Outlook in particular even in the slightest. Your precious Thunderbird would be just as susceptable to it. Linux is just as susceptable to this sort of attack if the virus in question happened to a be a .pl file.

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    17. Re:Editors need to be more honest. by Keeper · · Score: 1

      I personally think people tend to overestimate the effect around here, but that's just me.

    18. Re:Editors need to be more honest. by shaitand · · Score: 1

      nah, the signing would be cracked, or the holes would allow it to be bypassed... just like blaster bypassed pretty well all software based firewalls because they used ms os hooks.

  30. for more Information... by phloydphreak · · Score: 2, Informative

    into the worm see the network associates

    also: I remember a worm (maybe a year and a half ago) which ran directly through outlook (by simply activating an email-without opening the file). Does anyone remember this? if so, please refresh my memory. Thanks.

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  31. Inundated. Not "barraged." dope. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Inundated. Not "barraged." dope.

    1. Re:Inundated. Not "barraged." dope. by LudditeMind · · Score: 1

      Inundated. Not "barraged." dope. From dictionary.com

      Barrage: An overwhelming, concentrated outpouring, as of words: a barrage of criticism.
      Yes, inundated would work also. Good job. You should get extra credit for finding an alternative word. Can you think of any others?

    2. Re:Inundated. Not "barraged." dope. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another incorrect grammar nazi hoisted by his own petard.

  32. Non-Windows Problems by Saxton · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is the first time that I've really been bothered by a Windows worm or virus. All servers here are FreeBSD and OS X, and everyone's primary workstation (41 employees) is running OS X 10.2.6 or OS 9.2.2.

    I used to laugh when all the M$ weenies had problems... but now it's a real problem when I get users here going bonkers about 50 e-mails from 20 people... and me having to go around blocking mail servers...

    Here are some other articles around about it:

    C-Net
    BBC

    Okay, I'm done ranting. Thanks /.

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  33. This one will probably spread real fast by Judg3 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I just received one of these today from webmaster@match.com. But I received it on my Hotmail account.

    And seeing how Hotmail proudly proclaims on every message:
    "Notice: Attachments are automatically scanned for viruses using McAfee Security"
    we'll be getting a lot of hotmail users opening it to take a peak

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    1. Re:This one will probably spread real fast by Zirnike · · Score: 1

      I got 13 (seemingly identical, not that I opened them) e-mails in my Hotmail account from '.NET Messenger Service' telling me about an 'Important Security Update for the .NET Messenger'. All with the little icon that means 'offical communication' or whatever. I think the problem might be more than just needing to update the autoscaning virus software...

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    2. Re:This one will probably spread real fast by blibbleblobble · · Score: 1
      "And seeing how Hotmail proudly proclaims on every message:[virus-scanned], we'll be getting a lot of hotmail users opening it to take a peek"

      Yahoo lets users request the virus-check manually, but it seems to be working fine at Yahoo Mail:
      Scan Results [Original Message]
      File name: details.pif
      File type: application/octet-stream
      Scan result: Virus W32.Sobig.F@mm found. File not cleaned.
      Download File - Save to my Yahoo! Briefcase

      Back to Original Message
    3. Re:This one will probably spread real fast by sqlrob · · Score: 2, Funny

      Those are real. MS doesn't know how to run a mailing list.

  34. It's a worm - blame the users! by ClubStew · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Let's not forget that this is a worm. It requires that a user launches the executable so it can infect the system. Let's also not forget that many users are using non NOS's such as Windows Me (I'll admit that was a big mistake, however). Users that receive this worm must actually execute it and, since there is not concept of "administrator" on many flavors of Windows (or perhaps the users are the only user of, say, WinXP and are in the Administrators group) so the worm can do whatever it wants - the user did, after all, execute it as an administrator.

    The point is - it's the user's fault! Not Microsoft's. Something like this could just as easily happen on a *nix box if the user has sufficient privileges.

    Several of the users at work on the network I manage have gotten such worms before, but because they didn't have sufficient privileges, the worms were ineffective. In most of those cases, the virus scanner picked it up anyway.

    So, if the user doesn't have sufficient privileges, some worms don't work. Sure, this one would because it runs in userland, but the user still executed it! Besides, they should have a virus scanner anyway. Again - it's their fault.

    When it comes down to it, a worm such as a this (trojan horse) requires a stupid user to execute it - so blame the user for once.

    1. Re:It's a worm - blame the users! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wrong. blame the creator of the worm.

      i bet my balls you're american.

      stupid ass.

    2. Re:It's a worm - blame the users! by gl4ss · · Score: 2, Insightful

      the user is under the impression it is not an executable.

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    3. Re:It's a worm - blame the users! by Trendy_Jay · · Score: 1

      Looks more like a trojan than a worm

    4. Re:It's a worm - blame the users! by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 4, Informative
      Let's not forget that this is a worm. It requires that a user launches the executable so it can infect the system.

      A worm is a program that propagates itself over a network, reproducing itself as it goes. While this worm may require user intervention, there exist plenty of worms that do not (the most infamous being the Morris Worm.) A malicious program that masquerades as a legitimate application is a Trojan horse.

      SoBig.F appears to be a Trojan with some worm-like qualities. Of course, in the world of Microsoft mail exploits, the lines are blurred, but a worm is generally not a user-launched process.

      Pedantic, I know, but worms are a special interest of mine, and they generally take a fair bit more skill to create than your average Trojan horse.

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    5. Re:It's a worm - blame the users! by ClubStew · · Score: 1

      Then the user should get educated. Is it anyone else's fault that they aren't educated? I put blame were blame is due - no one's holding them hostage, keeping them from some sort of education.

      Besides, I think it is easier to spot an executable on Windows as opposed to linux. Most executables (that you can execute and not link to) start with .exe. On most systems, you can also execute .vbs, .pl (of course, after installing ActivePerl - but who wouldn't?! :-). Sure, any knowledgable person can tell the different usually in either case, but users are used to the whole 8.3 format where executables end with ".exe".

      Remember, more users in this world are Windows users so they know Windows ways (not about umasks and file octet mods). Maybe the surgance in linux on the desktop will cause more people to get a clue (and younger generations learning more should help immensly!), but who knows. (I personally don't care, so long as common formats always exist.)

    6. Re:It's a worm - blame the users! by ClubStew · · Score: 1

      If you look at the actual content, I did mention that it was a trojan. Just as "virus" is a blanket term (to most, esp. the media - and is far overused like it was in the article), "worm" tends to be covering trojan.

    7. Re:It's a worm - blame the users! by ClubStew · · Score: 1

      Agreed. To be fair, I was more specific than using "virus" like the article - and even the title on /. did.

    8. Re:It's a worm - blame the users! by gl4ss · · Score: 5, Insightful

      that's just the thing.

      this like others uses other extension from .exe so the user doesn't except it to be an executable because as you say 'but users are used to the whole 8.3 format where executables end with ".exe"'. some even use holes to hide the payload in files that wouldn't normally have executable code at all.

      showing the mimetypes/what the email reader is going to _do_ with it would be much more useful than just displaying the name of the file and telling the user to click on it.

      they're educated usually alright, mis-educated.

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    9. Re:It's a worm - blame the users! by jazman_777 · · Score: 1
      When it comes down to it, a worm such as a this (trojan horse) requires a stupid user to execute it - so blame the user for once.

      Goodness gracious. In the world of /., the users are the butt of endless jokes and blame. For once? We all know the users are not computer-proficient. But then giving them the computing equivalent of several bottles of nitro-glycerin (that would be Microsoft) certainly doesn't make things safer. So Microsoft's volatility is always part of the blame mix.

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    10. Re:It's a worm - blame the users! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, but your ignorance of nomenclature does little to promote your credibility. Worms propagate by themselves without user intervention. Viruses don't. A trojan horse is a back door hidden inside another innoculous looking program. Some might call this a worm because it uses a network to propogate, rather than sneakernet and a floppy. The fact that this problem goes nowhere without some dope in the middle makes this a virus.

      No, it's not just the user's fault. It's the OEM's who give home users Admin priviledges by default. It's Microsoft's, for producing a proprietary OS that can't undergo independant quality assurance review. And yes, users are culpable as well, for their failure to implement necessary upgrades and other security precautions.

      If the user just ran a virus scanner, as you propose, the scanner would likely report no problems, because the virus is so new.

    11. Re:It's a worm - blame the users! by SethJohnson · · Score: 1


      I agree with you to a great extent. After so many of these trojans have been making news headlines for years, you'd think users would figure out that they shouldn't click on weird executables attached to oddly-written emails. But they keep doing it.

      I live in Austin, TX, and every damn time one of these outbreaks occurs, the local tv news will cover it with a story that warns people to protect themselves by not opening emails from people they don't know. Wow. If I only have sex with people I know, will I be safe from herpes?
    12. Re:It's a worm - blame the users! by phorm · · Score: 0

      *nix box if the user has sufficient privileges.

      In which case it becomes the fault of the sysadmin. If the user really needs escalated privileges, one could either configure sudo for the require executable or other methods. Users running as root (*cough* Lindows) is as dumb as most of the MS stuff. Having the user properly sandboxed is one of the reasons that 'nix is more secure, as it requires an additional level of idiocy to allow such a virus to propagate.

      Now in windows-land... it really wouldn't have been *that* hard to add a certain level of privilaging. If not on a user level at least on an app level (in 'nix it works both ways, with applications running under a certain UID)... Outlook and MSIE should not be trusted as privileged applications capable of executing downloaded trojans.

    13. Re:It's a worm - blame the users! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet my balls ...

      Sorry, I don't play PENNY ANTE!

    14. Re:It's a worm - blame the users! by NivenHuH · · Score: 1

      This sparked off an idea in my mind..

      To do anything on your Windows machine.. you need to have admin-like privileges.. or else you're dead in the water when it comes to installing applications, etc.. Why didn't they architect it to where you install applications and whatnot for your individual user (w/o admin privileges) into their home directory.. (like ~/bin) .. and it modifies your individual registry entries for your user? It seems like that's what they were going for but.. it didn't quite get there all the way.. *shrug*

      Ignore me if I sound foolish.. >=)

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    15. Re:It's a worm - blame the users! by Brendan+Byrd · · Score: 1

      Only if the user doesn't know English. I don't know who writes these e-mail viruses, but it certainly not any English-speaking country, since it can't even compete against Babelfish's translations in terms of readability (and that's sad). For example:

      Hi,This is a excite game
      This game is my first work.
      You're the first player.
      I hope you would like it.

      Really? An "excite game", and I'm the first player?! You've got to be a frelling MORON to click on a PIF file that has a message like this attached. I see these messages and just laugh as I throw it in the garbage. Nobody outsmarts the BOFH! Quite frankly, these messages shouldn't outsmart normal users either, but they do all the frelling time.

    16. Re:It's a worm - blame the users! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Then the user should get educated. Is it anyone else's fault that they aren't educated? I put blame were blame is due - no one's holding them hostage, keeping them from some sort of education.

      I agree 100%. Lots of people have cars, yet very few "accidentally" keep driving on the sidewalk with them (old people aside). If your car didn't have brakes you should know not to drive. If you have a broken email client should should learn not to drive it.

      I'd hate to see some of these people's bathrooms... there must be feces and urine everywhere. If they can't remember "don't click on attachments" they must have a hard time with "shit and piss go in that bowl there".

    17. Re:It's a worm - blame the users! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the funny thing about people -- we keep making new ones. And the new ones don't magically inherit the knowledge of their elders, for some crazy reason.

    18. Re:It's a worm - blame the users! by epukinsk · · Score: 1

      So, if the user doesn't have sufficient privileges, some worms don't work. Sure, this one would because it runs in userland, but the user still executed it! Besides, they should have a virus scanner anyway. Again - it's their fault.

      Here's the thing: It's really, really hard to set up a Windows box that functions properly for users without Administrator privileges. It's even harder for users without Power User privileges.

      I'm not talking about using Internet Explorer and Notepad. I'm talking about running Macromedia Flash (the application, not the plugin), SAS, Microsoft Office, etc. Try installing those applications and setting up Windows so that multiple 'User' class accounts can run them and so that any new 'User' account that is added can run them too.

      It's not easy. Now try setting up a Linux box with even fewer privileges (write access only in the home folder). It's really easy. In fact, it's difficult to give the user more privileges. And they don't need them!

      The problem with the "user error" argument is that even if you agree that Windows NT was designed for multiple users (which is a stretch,) the applications just plain aren't, even in 2003. And that's not Macromedia's fault, it's Microsoft's. The app vendors have just been using the APIs and following the conventions all along. The problem is that Microsoft bolted multi-user capabilities onto a single-user architecture late in the game, and things still aren't working right.

      Erik

    19. Re:It's a worm - blame the users! by epukinsk · · Score: 1
      As a footnote, in my experience:
      • SAS and Flash need write access to their application folders (Program Files/whatever) in order to function properly. Which means that normal 'Users' get errors when the applications start.
      • You can install Microsoft Office as an Administrator, but when each user runs Office for the first time, it runs a "finishing installation" type thing that won't run without Administrator privileges. That means you have to make each user an Administrator, start Office from within each user account one by one and then change the account back to a regular user. And you have to repeat the process every time you add a new user.
      These are the things that make it really difficult to have multiple user Windows systems where users aren't administrators or power users.

      Erik
    20. Re:It's a worm - blame the users! by protoshoggoth · · Score: 1

      In line with the recent 'white worm' autofix, someone should write a NotSoBig virus that changes the file extension associations of .pif, .scr, and .vbs to point to notepad. Potentially destructive? Sure. But remember the 'virus' will only be making these changes on the machines of people dumb enough to click on .pif's they get in the mail.

    21. Re:It's a worm - blame the users! by derek_i · · Score: 0

      You do not sound foolish...

      Try a simple peer-2-peer Windows 2000 network (we disabled the domain and roaming profiles for reasons I won't get into here). If a normal user wants to print to a local printer, sorry, they need their privileges escalated...

    22. Re:It's a worm - blame the users! by nifboy · · Score: 1

      So you're saying we should lock "Normal" users out of their computers? Isn't that what Palladium does?

    23. Re:It's a worm - blame the users! by ClubStew · · Score: 1

      The same thing can be said about Windows and escalated privileges, though. It's true that most users shouldn't run as 'root' or 'Administrator' (or have equivalent privileges based on their group membership). The problem isn't so much with corporate networked computers as it is with home computers. Most people do have administrative privileges because they wouldn't even know how to log as 'root' or 'Administrator'. It's true that, for instance, the RedHat installation lets the users add themselves and this helps a little. Windows XP started doing something similar, too, but it does give the first user added administrative access (so that one user is an administrator). During installation of the network, it does prompt to set an administrative password, but after that it is pretty much hidden - especially in Windows XP home.

      As far as apps, go, Windows does work in a similar matter. Apps, too, also run under the user's security tokens, unless that app is a client to a service running as something else. The service CAN implement impersonation, but that isn't typically done while *nix makes it almost transparent.

      Outlook and IE aren't actually privileged apps, either. They, too, run under the user's credentials but do allow users to execute attachments instead of downloading and saving them first. I've seen several *nix projects that allow this, too. And Mozilla is no different - it, too, allows a user to execute a link. And really, both IE and Mozilla have the same idea - the actually browser is really a control that is embedded in their respective mail readers. Mozilla.exe and IExplore.exe are really just clients to their respective web browser components.

      My point is that this behavior isn't limited to Windows. There are a lot of things in common. Keep in mind that, as a percentage, more knowledgable people run *nix as opposed to Windows - *nix still has a ways to go before your average Joe Schmoe (you know, the ones that execute attachments they aren't expecting) can use it.

    24. Re:It's a worm - blame the users! by ghjm · · Score: 1

      Running Office for the first time does NOT require administrator privileges. I don't know what weirdly damaged environment you're operating in, but rest assured that it isn't like that for the rest of us.

      Now, a lot of applications do have this problem. Games are the worst. For example, Age of Mythology *absolutely* *requires* administrator access or it won't run at all. But apps that are intended for use in a business office generally don't require local admin - because if they did, big corporates wouldn't buy them.

      -Graham

    25. Re:It's a worm - blame the users! by ClubStew · · Score: 1

      And this is Microsoft's fault that applications don't take unprivileged users into account! That's major bullsh**t! I know of many applications and have written most of my applications to work the same that contradict your point. I can also think of several *nix applications that require escalated privileges to install kernel mods or something. You're blaming the platform developers for the application developer's faults! (in most cases)

      Some applications need to run outside userland, and most can probably run in userland. The ones that can need to be written correctly to take that into account. If they read from the PATH env. var. (apparent in all platforms I've seen), then they shouldn't care where the libs are installed. If the apps were to use their own config file (such as .NET guidelines are asking developers to do), they don't need to read from or write to the registry. And if they do, there's always the user's hive in the registry that the apps can use intead of the machine's.

      For example, I am a software architect that recently developed a very large .NET application. The application itself can run without escalated privileges, but it requires that the .NET Framework be installed (the .NET BCL and CLR). Once done (and that was being distributed via Windows Update and is part of every OS from 2003 on), the app runs great. The CLR must be global because some if requires system resources - the same can be said about some linux services I've installed. The appliation just uses that and can happily run in userland.

      Point: it's up to the application developers to make their app work - if possible - without escalated privileges. Those applications you mentioned probably good if the developers paid better attention to their source and architecture.

    26. Re:It's a worm - blame the users! by ClubStew · · Score: 1

      No, users should be better educated. But education is not a function of any OS. Besides, Windows help files seem far more consistent and easier for users to understand to *nix man or info pages. But most users don't read any of those, either, and forcing users to read the appropriate help files is also not a function of any OS.

    27. Re:It's a worm - blame the users! by Anonymous+Cow+herd · · Score: 1

      Maybe the surgance in linux on the desktop will cause more people to get a clue

      No, it will just mean more idiots running badly misconfigured linux boxes.

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    28. Re:It's a worm - blame the users! by shaitand · · Score: 1

      yes THIS requires the user execute it... but since when is that because it's a worm? It's not actually a worm unless it spreads WITHOUT user intervention AFAIK you have it backwards.

      "The point is - it's the user's fault! Not Microsoft's. Something like this could just as easily happen on a *nix box if the user has sufficient privileges."

      Yes but this and many many many other viruses, worms, etc all exploit security holes in windows and other microsoft apps. That makes it microsoft's fault. It's also the poor design of the system that is responsible for these users running as administrator (or with equivelent privlage) to begin with. NOS or not a NOS, there should be a clear definition of user account vs admin account and if anything admin account should be hidden out of the way so clueless and just plain stupid are unaware it's there.

      "Besides, they should have a virus scanner anyway"

      It's sad this mentality has sprang up, people who honestly believe virus scanners are the norm and your unenlightened for not having one. You realize there is no other operating system in existance in which the average user has virus scanning software? On *nix systems it's actually difficult to find one (except the type for mailservers that scan for windows viruses to stop them before they get to the windows boxes).

      This fault again is on Microsoft, it's their shoddy software that makes having a anti-virus app a must. Virus/worms/trojans/etc do exist for other operating systems, but they are rare and don't constitute a significant enough risk for most to justify the money for the software.

    29. Re:It's a worm - blame the users! by andrewski · · Score: 1

      When it comes down to it, a worm such as a this (trojan horse) requires a stupid user to execute it - so blame the user for once.

      Wrong. I would say naive, but never stupid. There are probably people who are far smarter than you or I by any standard metric who have become infected. This doesn't alter the fact that the user is to blame. However, most users don't realize that they need to be the ones in charge of their own security. I have no pity for these folks, as a good virus or worm taking out all their data will tell them that which they ignore when they read or listen.

      It's like little kids and the stove. Sometimes you need to let 'em burn themselves a few times to learn that the hot thing is painful.

    30. Re:It's a worm - blame the users! by ClubStew · · Score: 1

      You mean that the fact Microsoft has over 80% of the desktop market now, and had much more before, has nothing to do with the worms that attack it? Do the math - it's an easy one.

      I'm not saying they don't have holes - every piece of software does. Heck, one such (primarily) *nix bug was features in Matrix Reloaded! But I suppose that *nix shell was actually a Windows machine that Bill "the Borg" designed to attract *nix users?

      And Windows XP does hide the administrator from the user. Nothing is preventing the user from running as administrator or joining the adminisrators group however, just like nothing is preventing users from running as root on their own system, or adding themselves to the root group. Again, it comes down to user stupidity.

    31. Re:It's a worm - blame the users! by shaitand · · Score: 1

      "And Windows XP does hide the administrator from the user. Nothing is preventing the user from running as administrator or joining the adminisrators group however, just like nothing is preventing users from running as root on their own system, or adding themselves to the root group. Again, it comes down to user stupidity."

      Turn on xp machine for the first time, whether from install or an oem install. Create the one user you have to TADA, you've created an administrator.

      I've never since a linux install do this (you could of course, anyone can write a linux install), but what I've always seen is give root a password and create a regular user.

      "You mean that the fact Microsoft has over 80% of the desktop market now, and had much more before, has nothing to do with the worms that attack it? Do the math - it's an easy one."

      No I'm saying linux has what, about 2% of the desktop now? ok so we multiply by 40 and we get 80%, now lets scale the worms, virus, etc over the past 5yrs. I guarantee you the 20,000+ windows virus' will be more than the 200 you get by multiplying those that have been created for linux and *nix. 1 of the 5 for linux was cross platform, 2 of the others involved bugs that existed in windows versions of the same apps.

      You argument sounds convincing until one actually looks at the numbers and starts to think about it. These aren't the number of potential flaws discovered and fixed... one could argue that finding and fixing more bugs actually means there are fewer around for hackers to find and that any app has lots of bugs to be found, or one could say that means that app has lots of bugs, take your pick. But these aren't those patched bugs, these are all security holes, and security holes that have been successfully exploited by automated often self reliant and replicating programs!

    32. Re:It's a worm - blame the users! by epukinsk · · Score: 1

      I don't know what weirdly damaged environment you're operating in

      Stock Windows 2000 on Dell Optiplex GX1s. Hey, all I can say is that when I install Office as Administrator and then create 'User' accounts and try to run Office 2000, it tries to run an additional setup routine.

      I don't work there anymore, so I can't go back and verify, but that's my experience.

      Erik

    33. Re:It's a worm - blame the users! by epukinsk · · Score: 1

      The problem is that what used to be routine application behavior (writing to their application folder) is now something that requires admin privileges.

      I'm not saying that all users should have access to C:\Program Files, or that the apps can't be fixed. All I'm saying is that UNIX's definition of what apps can and can't access has been set in stone for a long time. Windows for the last 10 years has been a moving target from a privileges standpoint. It's no surprise application developers haven't kept up.

      Erik

  35. Virus notifications are worse by RedHat+Rocky · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm not seeing very many messages with SOBIG, as them get filtered at the mail server.

    However, the large number of "Your message to xyz@zyx.com contained a virus" is filling my mail spool faster than any spammer. Seems one of my email addresses is a popular one to spoof.

    CALL TO ADMINS: Please turn off viral notifications to outside addresses. These days most of the envelope addresses are spoofed, you're not doing any good leaving the notification in place.

    And I thought joe-jobbing was bad.

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    1. Re:Virus notifications are worse by gid · · Score: 1

      No shit, I've gotten 10x more "Your message has a virus" messages than the actual virus itself, probably because these aren't being caught by any of my filters. I just recently bumped MICROSOFT_EXECUTABLE on spamassassin to a score of 4.0. I'm thinking of making it an automatic 5, no one should be sending exe attachments anyway.

    2. Re:Virus notifications are worse by Farmer+Jimbo · · Score: 1

      Mine appears popular as well, although I can't imagine why. Got 40 returns in the span of one hour.

    3. Re:Virus notifications are worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't know if it's me, but I report all viruses to the admin of the IP address that handed it to our mail server. Just sent one to abuse@nasa.gov.

    4. Re:Virus notifications are worse by damnnicks · · Score: 2, Interesting

      While I tend to assume that the administrators for the sites sending me incorrect "you are infected" messages are not very good at their job, I actually appreciate being told which IPs are forging my domain.

      That way I can at least report the infection to the correct abuse address - I've found that ISPs take virus complaints a lot more seriously than SPAM complaints.

      The end result is less virii ending up in my mailbox (those people know me too), and less damage to my company's reputation.

    5. Re:Virus notifications are worse by tbase · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We occasionally get an important message with an executable attached. We can either let executables through and hope nobody clicks on them, or send a message back to the supposed sender letting them know it didn't go through. Deleting a message without telling anyone is not an option, even though most of those notifications aren't going to valid addresses, whether it's from Spam or Viruses.

      Those notifications are just a way for a company to save themselves a lot of work, at the expense of others. So, we take the risk so we don't have to pollute the 'net with (almost always) useless notifications. So I would say the call to admins should be tweak your filters and educate your users, and then turn off the notifications. Becasue you know the first important message to an officer of the corp that gets deleted without any notification is going to get someone fired, and they're not going to take that risk.

      I feel your pain - I'm getting swamped myself. But at least I'm getting an idea of how many viruses are going out in my name.

      As far as I'm concerned, you can blame all of this on the spammers. Look at the schedule of these SoBig releases and deactivations. I believe this is a response to more and more open relays getting shut down. These viruses are the new open relays, and the only way to stop them is to stop Spam itself - by beating the living crap out of anyone you know who buys anything from a spammer :-)

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    6. Re:Virus notifications are worse by RedHat+Rocky · · Score: 2, Informative

      Perhaps I should have specified AUTOMATED responses.

      Since most of the envelope addresses are spoofed (sobig certainly does this), having a mail server with a virus scanner automatically shoot off a message to the envelope address does no good. The admin of the server that sent the virus won't see the message, the spoofed address gets messages for stuff they can't do anything about.

      I know I'm not going to sit and send 100 virus notifications for the mail I've gotten in the last 30 minutes!! Half the idiots don't even have a postmaster alias, the exercise is close to pointless.

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    7. Re:Virus notifications are worse by RedHat+Rocky · · Score: 1

      I can understand this position; however, I think people need to be educated that email is not a 100% technology. At some point one should verify via some other means before assuming a message was delivered or not.

      You certainly don't ship expensive items via the US Post as 3rd class letters, why do folks assume that email be FEDEX overnight grade? If a message really needs to get through, email is NOT the appropriate format.

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    8. Re:Virus notifications are worse by tbase · · Score: 1

      Now I remember why I added you to my friends list - you so insightful, Joe. :-)

      But seriously, as right as you are, I think that's a lot to ask - as is asking them not to click on stuff they should know better than to click on.

      But then again, most people I know have learned not to rely on my e-mail - I get so much Spam, I've been known to through out a bit of baby with the bath water.

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    9. Re:Virus notifications are worse by Bernie · · Score: 1
      You need to get your MTA to reject such mail during the SMTP conversation (ie the virus scanning must occur inside the MTA). Unfortunately, to reduce collateral "damage", this must happen for all ingoing and outgoing mailers; then it reduces to a relaying problem.

      Look for milters in sendmail, exiscan or local_scan() functions in Exim, no doubt other mailers worth their salt have similar APIs.

    10. Re:Virus notifications are worse by wurtel · · Score: 1
      Deleting a message without telling anyone is not an option

      Most scanners will also tell the recipient of the message that an attachment was blocked; often the attachment is simply quarantined and can be made available by the sysadmin if it was in fact a legitimate attachment.

      So no one gets hurt by turning off notifications to the (supposed) sender.

    11. Re:Virus notifications are worse by RedHat+Rocky · · Score: 1

      Just for followup, this morning I have 600 messages that are all "Your message to X had a virus" flavor. All from spoofed messages.

      Whee. Guess I can't claim to be unaffected by MS viruses anymore, despite having no MS products AT ALL.

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    12. Re:Virus notifications are worse by RedHat+Rocky · · Score: 1

      Oh, that was just the ones that actually made it to my mailbox. Another 2200 are sitting in my mail spool, waiting for "you are a human, yes?" responses. Thank you qconfirm!

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    13. Re:Virus notifications are worse by tbase · · Score: 1

      Someone over at 'le Reg' must have read your post... Auto-responders magnify Sobig problem

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  36. this one's quick... by bob@dB.org · · Score: 3, Interesting

    i'm one of the moderators of the personal telco project mailing list (list is open to subscribers, non-subscriber posts are verified to limit spam/virus distribution). when i got up this morning (about 13:00 gmt) the moderation queue had 37 infected messages. it also seems to have knocked my isps (online.no) mailserver over for large parts of the day. i didn't manage to get any mail out that way until this evening.

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  37. huge outbreak here by skt · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There has been a very large outbreak here, inside the firewall this morning.. This is probably the largest that I can remember, since we do not use Outlook/Outlook express we seem to dodge the big ones. I didn't even think this looked that bad at first glance, it doesn't really try to exploit any security holes to infect the machine. What got us was that the virus scanners were just old enough not to catch this until it was too late. All it really took was one or two people opening the attachment. The new engine didn't get pushed until at least an hour after the first internal case was discovered. By then though, it had spread so quickly that many other hosts had been infected.

  38. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What in the blue hell does this have to do with trustworthy computing, shit for brains?

    Trustworthy computing doesnt exist yet, it's in development.

    God I hate michael and his dipshit, uninformed comments. He does more to make this site look like 12 year old zealot idiocy than anyone else, and is worse than all the trolls and crapflooders combined.

  39. Flame Microsoft by Nobody's+Hero · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Begin the Flaming now.

    yay for unbiased slashdot!

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    1. Re:Flame Microsoft by jazman_777 · · Score: 1
      Begin the Flaming now.

      No need to flame Microsoft. They're the nitro-glycerin of computing: inherently unstable and explosive. Flame not needed, only clumsy users.

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  40. University getting hit hard by Hammerikaner · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I work for a small private university in the midwest as a student helpdesk consultant. Our phones are ringing off the hook as fauclty, staff, and students are getting upwards of 30 emails every few minutes of this worm. We're trying to contain it here, but of course people are always eager to open up email attachments from anyone they know... even if the filetype is unkown and there is no actual personal information in the email. Oh, the stupidity.

  41. Oh great - more good news by JMandingo · · Score: 1

    Im sitting here reading this while I wait for Win 2000 SP4 to install, which takes forever. This is the 34th computer I've had to do this to today. Why? Because every person in my company who knows anything about computers has been drafted into Helpdesk today to fight Nachi and Welchia viruses that have brought our mega-corportation to its knees. My whole development team is on this today - that's a lot of 70-80K people being paid to run patches. Not like we aren't days behind schedule on our real life projects. Happy happy joy joy!

    --
    Vonnegut was right: Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, "It might have been."
    1. Re:Oh great - more good news by advocate_one · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your admins aren't worth the money they're being paid...

      they should be pushing the updates out to your machines overnight using SUS [http://www.susserver.com/]

      --
      Donald 'Duck' Dunn: We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline.
    2. Re:Oh great - more good news by opiatepipedream · · Score: 1

      I find it funny that so many people are habing problems. I work for the government (the root of all evil) and we use NAV for gateways and it scans all e-mails and attachments for viruses. It works absolutely fantastic. It strips attachments that you specify, the whole nine yards. I've used it for about a year now and we barely ever have problems.

    3. Re:Oh great - more good news by opiatepipedream · · Score: 1

      I used SUS for a period of time and on an organization of about 150 computers and it worked great but I found it very limited. We now use SMS and it kicks SUS's butt.

    4. Re:Oh great - more good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Had to reboot your ms-windows computer yet today???

      Okay, now I'm no windows fan myself, I run four different OS's that are not windows, but run a few of them at work, and - No. They've [win2k] all been up for a more than a few weeks. OK, apps have crashed, fileshares have dropped needing remounting for no good reason (the OS sucks after all), but the machines haven't been rebooted.

      Restarting a machine doesn't seem to bother users in the slightest. It's the first thing they do when they switch it on, and if they have to do it again they'll pop outside for a smoke and coffee while it happens. The first thing people do when something doesn't work is: switch it off and on again, and see if that fixes it, with lots of things.

      If you want to give windows users shit for the OS they use, you've got much better ammo than pushing the "you must restart your computer for..." line.

  42. Feh. by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I've got a bunch of un-munged addresses floating out there (a lot of my visitors aren't all that tech saavy) all pointing to one box. It's been hitting me since about 8:00 AM EST.

    Fortunately, I use Mail.app, so I can still check my mail with impunity.

    There's a spam/address verificiation message I saw that other day that was pretty clever, though. Some spammers sent a reasonably official-looking letter with Citibank headers, layout, and images telling people to click a link to view and accept a new ToS, or their checking account would be suspended. The link looked something like this:

    http://www.citibank.com:A78F...(random hex crap)...A812@127.0.0.1/cgi-bin/c.pl?user=youraddre ss@yourserver.com

    So they were logging you in as user www.citibank.com to server 127.0.0.1 (changed, obviously) and sending your email address to a verification script. Damn clever.

    --

    Obliteracy: Words with explosions

    1. Re:Feh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fortunately, I use Mail.app, so I can still check my mail with impunity. With SLOW impunity, yes.

    2. Re:Feh. by Mournblade · · Score: 1

      A similar message I received (a couple of months back) also asked for my account number, password, SSN, mother's maiden name, and my mailing address. Basically everything you'd need to hijack my account with citibank. I emailed their tech guys, and got a reply pretty quickly that they were trying to track down whoever it was doing this, and that they thought they might have an idea where/who they were.

    3. Re:Feh. by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      Why ask the user to click on something when you can just embed the same info in an img url?

      This is one of many reasons I dislike html email. And since I don't use it, I really don't get that much spam.

    4. Re:Feh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn clever.

      Not really, It's something pretty easy to come up with if your intend is useless/evil.

      It is immature stupidity, thats all it is.

    5. Re:Feh. by dotgain · · Score: 2, Informative
      Why ask the user to click on something when you can just embed the same info in an img url?

      Because the default in my email client (and hopefully yours) is not to fetch anything referred to in an html document, like images, popup javascript etc - bacause that's the oldest trick in the book to verify email addresses without the users intervention. Links, however are still displayed in case they are useful and without malice.

      So you still have the course of social engineerng to get the user to click the link at least.

  43. That would be me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have one machine I leave outside the firewall and never patch to serve as a virus cesspit! I've got quite a little ecosystem going on there!

    1. Re:That would be me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thank you for the chuckle

      good day

  44. what a pain by tssiap_wmuc · · Score: 1

    in the past 2 hours i've deleted about 100+ emails from my university account.

  45. hmm by cetan · · Score: 5, Informative
    --
    In Soviet Russia...michael would be rotting in Siberia!
    1. Re:hmm by jonathan_ingram · · Score: 1

      Now that is a *damn* fine article. Mod up, please.

    2. Re:hmm by httptech · · Score: 1
      I'm interested to see if is updated to include info on -f. the -e article was a good eye-opener.

      Thanks.

      Before I update the paper I'm waiting to see if there are any substantial changes in the second and third stages - these won't be known for a couple of days probably, depending on the worm author's schedule, but it could be as early as tonight. So far though, the functionality is almost the same as described in the Sobig.e paper.

    3. Re:hmm by cetan · · Score: 1

      Doh! I forgot to close the a href. Sorry about that.

      --
      In Soviet Russia...michael would be rotting in Siberia!
  46. Their computing IS trustworthy. by MongooseCN · · Score: 1

    I trust all my MS software to get worms. I expect no less of it.

  47. I've been collecting them... by DoctorPepper · · Score: 1

    for a bit over an hour now. I just created a new rule in my OS X Mail.app, and I have them automatically transfered into my Trash file. I wish I had thought about that before. I think I received maybe 50 of them before I created the rule.

    --

    No matter where you go... there you are.
    1. Re:I've been collecting them... by DoctorPepper · · Score: 1

      Update: as of 17:05 EST, I have collected 81 of them! They just don't stop coming!

      Man, I'm glad I don't run Windows!

      --

      No matter where you go... there you are.
    2. Re:I've been collecting them... by coolmacdude · · Score: 1

      I just created a new rule in my OS X Mail.app, and I have them automatically transfered into my Trash file. I wish I had thought about that before. I think I received maybe 50 of them before I created the rule.

      You can still apply the rule after the fact. Just select all and choose "Apply Rules to Selection" from the Message Menu.

      --

      -You may license this sig for only $6.99.
  48. Does Anybody Here Still Cede Michael Credibility? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm just asking...

  49. Shutting Down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know U Tenn has shut down their mail servers for the time being.

  50. Bug? by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Shouldn't we have a new /. icon for viruses? They're not bugs, because they generally - Blaster DoS URL cock-up notwithstanding - do exactly what they're supposed to.

    OTOH, we could replace the Bill-as-Stephen-Hawking with the bug icon, and no-one would care ;-)

    --
    When I am king, you will be first against the wall.
    1. Re:Bug? by Zirnike · · Score: 1
      I kinda like the boxelder(ish) bug. Of course, that might be because my apartment's back door is the sunniest one, and it has a boxelder tree nearby, so the visual of a couple hundred black-with-orange-stripes bugs makes a great visual metaphor for my WinXP computer at any given time.

      (no, I'm not bashing Microsoft. I freely admit most of the bugs are self-inflicted)

      --
      I'm not shy, I'm stalking my prey
    2. Re:Bug? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      OTOH, we could replace the Bill-as-Stephen-Hawking with the bug icon, and no-one would care ;-)
      That's funny, it always looked more like a Borg to me...
    3. Re:Bug? by Bueller_007 · · Score: 1

      I do hope that you realize that that is a Borg not Stephen Hawking. I say this not because I am a Star Trek fan, but because I am a Stephen Hawking fan.

    4. Re:Bug? by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 1

      My apologies. I wouldn't know what a Borg was, as the only Star Trek I like is the original campy Shatner version.

      --
      When I am king, you will be first against the wall.
    5. Re:Bug? by Jouster · · Score: 1
      Blaster DoS URL cock-up notwithstanding
      Okay, I hate to lower the discussion, but... huh?

      Jouster
  51. Aerospace company hit by ath3na · · Score: 1

    Another link, although they don't mention sobig.f by name.

    http://www.fortwayne.com/mld/newssentinel/6568352. htm

  52. Block Attachments on Exchange? by Ageless · · Score: 2

    I know this is anti-Microsoft land but I have been searching all morning and have found nothing, so I'll ask you.

    Is there any free software that will filter attachments in Exchange 5.5 and let me block emails with attachments such as *.vbs, *.pif and so on? I have not had much luck finding out how to do this without buying Norton or some other such thing and I can't afford to do that right now.

    I know I could set up a relay / filtering box in front of it, but I don't have the time or resources to do that today and this latest virus outbreak is driving me nuts.

    My company requires me to run an Exchange server, mainly because our execs love Outlook and the calendering features. I have to run Exchange. I can't change it. I would love to run something else but I can't. Please don't suggest I do.

    Thanks for any helpful answers you have.

    1. Re:Block Attachments on Exchange? by gregarican · · Score: 5, Informative
      There are command line utils in Exchange 5.5 that can help delete these attachments totally. Look on the installation CD for details.

      Starting with Office XP you'll see that Outlook automatically blocks attachments ending in PIF, BAT, EXE, etc. This is an absolute that can only be modified through admin policies out in an Exchange folder.

      If you are looking for this type of deal I *think* Outlook 2000 has a service pack that installs the attachment blocking.

      Hope this helps!

    2. Re:Block Attachments on Exchange? by Trick · · Score: 1

      This may not be a direct answer to your question, but...

      Stick a box running a Sendmail and MIMEDefang relay in front of your Exchange server, and you can kiss all those unwanted attachments goodbye.

      There's plenty of other software for other mailers that does the same thing, but the Sendmail/MIMEDefang combination works very well for me.

    3. Re:Block Attachments on Exchange? by hetairoi · · Score: 1
      I *think* Outlook 2000 has a service pack that installs the attachment blocking


      Indeed there is. You can find it listed here.

      Slipstick is an excellent reference for anyone who admins an exchange server.

      --
      you're all figments of my deranged imagination
    4. Re:Block Attachments on Exchange? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Outlook automatically blocks attachments ending in PIF, BAT, EXE, etc

      I've been getting strange attachments at my internet mail gateway (sendmail + amavis + trend) all day that aren't named the usual PIF, SCR, EXE, whatever. The filename extensions are literally anything... some even randomly, uncommon 2, 3, 4, 5 and even up to 6-letter filename extensions. I even got a "defang-1.binary" attachment, purportedly from "postmaster@Ticketmaster.com" and being delivered to me from a relay server with IP address that jives with mail.ticketmaster.ca, and apparently happily relayed off that server by someone at citysearch.com, but the file is a windows executable identified by Trend as the worm!!!!!

      The only thing in common with all these files is that they are all the WORM_SOBIG.F executable

    5. Re:Block Attachments on Exchange? by thilmony · · Score: 1

      XWALL

      http://www.dataenter.co.at/products/xwall.htm

      Michael provides awesome support. Once I learned about this virus at www.sarc.com, I used to details to block what I needed to block.

      No more complaining users. That's my goal - no one complaining about anything to me!

      --
      YES, there is a McDonald's in Hanoi Square.
    6. Re:Block Attachments on Exchange? by Ageless · · Score: 1

      Thanks to everyone for your answers! I really appreciate it.

  53. Interesting Thing about Sobig... by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 5, Funny
    Sobig.A appeared on 2003 Jan 09 and was programmed to deactivate on ??.
    Sobig.B appeared on 2003 May 19 and was programmed to deactivate on May 31.
    Sobig.C appeared on 2003 June 01 and was programmed to deactivate on June 08.
    Sobig.D appeared on 2003 June 18 and was programmed to deactivate on July 02.
    Sobig.E appeared on 2003 June 09 and was programmed to deactivate on July 14.
    Sobig.F appeared on 2003 Aug 19 and was programmed to deactivate on Sept 10.

    It seems like the Sobig release schedule is more consistent and on-time than ... well ... the software release schedules of a major company we love to hate ;-)

    1. Re:Interesting Thing about Sobig... by joeykiller · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Just wondering... Why are viruses programmed to deactivate?

    2. Re:Interesting Thing about Sobig... by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 5, Interesting
      "Just wondering... Why are viruses programmed to deactivate?"

      Built in obsolescence? Maybe the writer always wants you to have the latest version or something. This also reminds me of the recent musings of a software company we love to hate ;-)

    3. Re:Interesting Thing about Sobig... by emurphy42 · · Score: 1

      > Sobig.A appeared on 2003 Jan 09 and was programmed to deactivate on ??.
      > Sobig.B appeared on 2003 May 19 and was programmed to deactivate on May 31.
      > Sobig.C appeared on 2003 June 01 and was programmed to deactivate on June 08.
      > Sobig.D appeared on 2003 June 18 and was programmed to deactivate on July 02.
      > Sobig.E appeared on 2003 June 09 and was programmed to deactivate on July 14.
      > Sobig.F appeared on 2003 Aug 19 and was programmed to deactivate on Sept 10.

      Does this mean that Sobig.G will appear on 2003 Sept 11?

      Uh oh.

    4. Re:Interesting Thing about Sobig... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, I found the answer! This stuff is spread by spammers. It doesn't deactivate, it switches to an open proxy.

    5. Re:Interesting Thing about Sobig... by Fizzlewhiff · · Score: 2, Funny

      It seems like the Sobig release schedule is more consistent and on-time than ... well ... the software release schedules of a major company we love to hate ;-)

      And I was thinking they were almost as frequent as KDE releases.

      --

      'Same speed C but faster'
    6. Re:Interesting Thing about Sobig... by PapaZit · · Score: 1
      Take a look at this analysis of Sobig.a and this paper charting the evolution of Sobig.

      They suspect that it's spammers (or other shady elements) covering their tracks.

      --
      Forward, retransmit, or republish anything I say here. Just don't misquote me.
  54. How does a virus with the name "SoBig" spread??? by mr_luc · · Score: 2, Funny

    How does a virus with the name "SoBig" spread???

    Maybe I have a dirty mind, but I gotta think that most Spam filters would catch that one. ;)

  55. Re:Linux virus : Gnome-2.3.6 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now that's funny: I always thought KDE with its 30MB per application memory need and ugly I-wanna-look-like-a-windowsxp-n00b-themes was the environment that has ever since prevented Linux from being taken seriously on the desktop.

    But thinkig of Havoc Pennington, who is now actively trying to destroy Gnome, you could be right,

  56. Re:Translation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Yeah, so here you are sitting on your fat ass bitching about it on slashdot.

    Have you tried Google News or blocking by subject(i.e. caldera)?

  57. Barraged? That might be too mild of a term. by Marton · · Score: 1

    I am used to junk in my mailbox, I get about 200 spam per day.

    This thing, however, is unbeliavable. I get about 300 of them per hour. Granted, I have a bunch of email addresses all over the web, so I'm a prime target.

    Funny thing is that when the flood started, our network admin glanced at the thousand or so specimens and said that since they all seem to originate from 10 to 20 infected computers, he'd simply block these on the mail server. Five minutes later the emails stopped. He wasn't finished patting himself on the back when a trickle started again, and 20 minutes after that it was worse than ever.

    My spamfilter has quickly learnt to filter this crap but I now I also have to deal with the whiplash: my email addresses are also used as spoofed senders, so I am getting a ton of helpful "message undeliverable", "you might be infected with a virus", "message rejected due to virus" emails from all over the Internet.

    You would have thought people have learnt by now not to open these f*king attachments.

  58. Encouraging. by mr_luc · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Well, I'm not questioning them. I'm encouraging them. The tagline they put after this latest SCO story was pretty great -- 'SCO is simply lying'. *POW!*

    More like *that*, man! More like THAT! For a news source as widely read as /. is, that's some pretty plain talkin'. ;)

  59. How are stupid users MS's fault? by dirk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I find it funny that once again a virus is being blamed on Microsoft. The only way to spread this is to open the attachment and run it. How is Microsoft supposed to stop people from opening attachements? If you use MS Outlook you are actually immune to this virus, as Outlook blocks most executable attachments. Please explain to me why a user running a file (which then opens it's open SMTP server and emails itself to people) is Microsoft's fault? This same thing could happen on Linux, there is nothing stopping a Linux user from running a file attachment. This isn't a MS problem, it is a user education problem.

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    "Information wants to be expensive" - Stewart Brand, the same guy who said "Information wants to be free"
    1. Re:How are stupid users MS's fault? by Lxy · · Score: 0

      The only way to spread this is to open the attachment and run it

      Older versions of OE like to auto-open attachments, especially those that spoof their MIME type (I'm a TXT document, open me! Oh wait, I'm an EXE, HAH I fooled you!).

      The real problem is that it's too easy for a user to open an attachment. Especially if the attachment is using the notebook icon and the whitespace trick (lots of white space between file.text and its real .exe extension). If OE was smarter about flagging executable file types and even able to quarantine it so the user couldn't open it without REALLY wanting to that'd go a long way.

      To answer your original question, how is this MS's fault, it's all about marketing. Microsoft products (desktop and server) are marketed for simplicity. You don't have to be smart to use a Windows machine or set up a server. They build up confidence in users who shouldn't be anywhere near this stuff, then when stuff like this happens they blame the user for not knowing any better. Well MS, you were the ones who said they didn't have to, now you're blaming them. Make up your minds!

      --

      There is no reasonable defense against an idiot with an agenda
      :wq
    2. Re:How are stupid users MS's fault? by ummit · · Score: 1
      The only way to spread this is to open the attachment and run it. How is Microsoft supposed to stop people from opening attachements?

      Opening attachments, or running attachments?

      It's Microsoft's fault because running an executable attachment is simply too easy. All it takes (I gather) is a single click, and it's just too easy to do that accidentally, especially since clicking on things becomes a reflex when it's all you do in your GUI all day long.

      It's Microsoft's fault because only Microsoft is in a position to definitively do something about the problem. You can blame the users all you want, but face it: it's obvious by now that user education is never going to work, that large numbers of people are going to keep getting tricked into clicking on each new virus. If we don't want to be stomping out new viruses next week and next month and next year, we're going to have to take an approach other than reactively filtering them, or hoping users won't click on them. We've got to somehow dismantle or remodel the infrastructure which made these viruses possible in the first. That infrastructure was carefully and deliberately erected by Microsoft, despite the huge danger (obvious to anyone who understands security) of its making malware like this possible, which is why we hold them (partially, but significantly) responsible.

    3. Re: How are stupid users MS's fault? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Informative


      > This same thing could happen on Linux, there is nothing stopping a Linux user from running a file attachment. This isn't a MS problem, it is a user education problem.

      The difference being that Linux applications don't go out of their way to make it easy for idiots to do what idiots do best.

      The general public is never going to be computer savvy, any more than 100 years of experience and probably a few million lost lives has made them automobile savvy. Designing general-use software that requires a high level of user sophistication in order to be rudimentarily secure is as much a design error as designing software that requires three arms to use would be, because the human capability isn't there and never will be.

      The fact that it "could" happen on other OSes but isn't, is the best argument that it is MS's fault.

      --
      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    4. Re:How are stupid users MS's fault? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Again it's not Microsoft's fault that half the world is fucking stupid. People want SHIT easier and then it gets so easy that they are carefree and dumb.

    5. Re:How are stupid users MS's fault? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "How are stupid users MS's fault?"

      First, fuck you, idiot.

      Yes, most people aren't as smart as you. That's why you have to set things up so they do better things, rather than idiotic things.

      Microsoft's architectural decisions have been flawed since they realized that a network exists. Exposing the address book so that any rogue email can exploit was a fundamentally stupid thing to do. Period.

      That said, Microsoft's errors are just part of the problem. The bigger issue is that their systems are the biggest target on the net. If Linux or Macintosh had such a big share then they'd be a target too.

      What to do? Set things up so that even people of sub-average intelligence naturally do the right thing. And for you, get the hell out of the mainstream, to reduce the size of the biggest target.

      Of course, I'm assuming you know how fucked-up taxation is too -- patterns of stupidity aren't limited to just computers.

    6. Re: How are stupid users MS's fault? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The difference being that Linux applications don't go out of their way to make it easy for idiots to do what idiots do best."

      And Linux will be ready for the desktop...when, precisely?

  60. Got it 2 hours ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The mail includes a .pif file around the size of 100k.
    I got it 9 times from the same IP with different From: lines.
    Nasty for I am a 56k dialupper.

  61. "Trustworthy" Computing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shouldn't the "Trustworthy" in '"Trustworthy" Computing' alwasy appear in quotes, sort of like the "Organization" in 'Government "Organization"'?

  62. How about Trustworthy System Administration? by FilthPig · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Alright Michael! Way to blame MS for a user issue.

    Seriously, there are competant NT admins in the world.

    This should be a no-brainer, but if you run MS systems and you often have problems with worms or virii:

    1. Keep your virus definitions current. This goes double for any laptop users with broadband at home.
    2. More often then not, MS has already released a patch for a security hole before a worm or virus hits. Keep your systems up to date! Again, this goes double for laptop users with broadband.
    3. If you're behind a firewall, and you really should be, Only allow outgoing SMTP from your mail server(this keeps the worm from spreading FROM your organization).
    4. If you think you don't have time to do these things, make time. You'll waste a lot more time putting out fires than you will doing some fireproofing.

    --
    We eat the pig and then together we BURN!!!
    1. Re:How about Trustworthy System Administration? by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      3. If you're behind a firewall, and you really should be, Only allow outgoing SMTP from your mail server(this keeps the worm from spreading FROM your organization).

      This is a big one. Where I work they closed outgoing connections to port 25. I was pissed at first because my server was not sending mail, but once I relayed all mail through the central mail server, everything was fine.

      Network admins, are you listening?

    2. Re:How about Trustworthy System Administration? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL. There's no such thing as a competent Windows Admin. These are the people who invent excuses as to why things don't work...the people who wait for the next Service Pack hoping it'll solve all their problems. A Windows admin is typically some dumbass from Devry without real-world experience.

      Windows admin=noob
      Unix admin=godly

      Your to-do list of safeguards won't prevent future worm infestations...Not that it isn't sound advice...but most people do these things already and still get infected.

    3. Re:How about Trustworthy System Administration? by Cyno · · Score: 1

      Does Microsoft provide this feature? Because systems administrators don't grow on trees, y'know, specially certified trustworthy ones.

      Seriously, there are competant NT admins in the world.

      Where?

      I still don't see how an insecure OS is a user issue. I have many other operating systems that have never been attacked by a worm. Perhaps Microsoft should do something to make their systems secure. Is that not part of their trustworthy computing initiative? What's taking so long?

  63. Other subject fields that seem to have the virus by x+mani+x · · Score: 1

    Re: Approved

    Re: Wicked Screensaver

    Re: That movie

    Re: Details

    Re: Your application

    Re: Thank you!

    Yikes, usually I never get spammed with these virus mails. Suddenly I have about 10 in my mailbox.

  64. 1 every 10 seconds? by Abm0raz · · Score: 3, Informative

    I got 436 hits this morning in 2 hrs for my compan's email (~500 employees). I already had *.pif files blocked (I'll give any of my users a free beer if they could even tell me what a *.pif files was used for, more or less why they should be receiving it). In 2hrs a dial-up ISP in california, the University of New Hampshire, the Indiana University of Pennsylvania, Piglet.DisneyOnline.com, a verizon DSL node, and an adelphia cable modem node had all been shut down and cleaned. Soon as I recognized what was coming in, I traced the source IPs, called the contacts, and talked to their IT people. With the exception of Disney, all were quite co-operative, had their machines down with-in minutes of notification, and back up after cleaning the virus.

    The nature of these Sobig virii/viruses are that they repeatedly hit the same addresses. Take a few seconds, look at the header, get the IP, look up the DNS, get the contact name, call and explain and you'll save yourself (and countless others) a lot of unnecessary hell.

    -Ab

    ps. that also explains why some of my posts this morning were a little bit ... 'tart'

    --
    Nothing fails quite like prayer.
    1. Re:1 every 10 seconds? by Doom+Ihl'+Varia · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Pif files are shortcuts to DOS executables as opposed to the Lnk files used for shortcuts to Win32 executables in Windows. The only instance you would ever recieve one is if somebody wanted to send you the tweaked settings to get a certain DOS program to work. Pif files have a bunch of settings such as what memory manager Windows should fake and what quantity of memory that. It can also change the look of the terminal the program runs in and disable shortcut keys and screensavers while the program is running. So.... When do I get my free beer? Oh, any of your users? Rats.

    2. Re:1 every 10 seconds? by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      Thawte have it... way to run a secure certificate service guys!

      Message for them... GET A BL$$DY FIREWALL!

    3. Re:1 every 10 seconds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Suppose for instance, one of your users needed someone to send him a program information file to properly set DOS information for an old version of X-Wing... Come to think of it, I never could get my old floppy based version of X-Wing to work after I switched to 95. I miss that game.

  65. Spoofs From: addresses too. by rdewald · · Score: 3, Informative

    I just got a bounce message (with the e-mail below attached) from an automated domain mail admin because it believed I was the sender of a so.big payload (to a user who has a full e-mailbox).

    I don't use windows, so it's not coming from any of my boxes.

    Here's the header and body text:

    -----

    Received: from HP ([141.154.241.155]) by mta02.mail.mel.aone.net.au
    with ESMTP
    id [20030819180952.SWCW5855.mta02.mail.mel.aone.net.a u@HP>
    for [removed for /. post]; Wed, 20 Aug 2003 04:09:52 +1000
    From: [removed for /.-- it was my valid email address]
    To: [likewise removed]
    Subject: Re: That movie
    Date: Tue, 19 Aug 2003 14:10:02 --0400
    X-MailScanner: Found to be clean
    Importance: Normal
    X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2600.0000
    X-MSMail-Priority: Normal
    X-Priority: 3 (Normal)
    MIME-Version: 1.0
    Content-Type: multipart/mixed;
    boundary="_NextPart_000_00FA8C46"
    Message-Id:

    This is a multipart message in MIME format

    --_NextPart_000_00FA8C46
    Content-Type: text/plain;
    charset="iso-8859-1"
    Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit

    Please see the attached file for details.
    --_NextPart_000_00FA8C46
    Content-Type: application/octet-stream;
    name="your_document.pif"
    Content-Transfer-Encodin g: base64
    Content-Disposition: attachment;
    filename="your_document.pif"

    -----

    The your_document.pif was a binary of about 100k.

    --
    The best way to do is to be.
  66. *auch* by bdejong · · Score: 1


    Counting all of them I think I've recieved over 3000 today...

    Can anyone recomend a nice online service that filters emails through spam and virus filtering and then sends back to a different mailbox?
    I've been looking for something like this for a LONG time. Messagelabs seems nice, but they don't deal with one person.

    - bram

  67. Well known addresses by rf0 · · Score: 1

    Our support address is widely published and as such we've received about 40 of these virus already today. And I suddenly though all hell had broken loose

    Rus

  68. Here's Trend Micro's article by jdgreen7 · · Score: 2, Informative
    Description of SOBIG_F

    Here is HouseCall - Their online free virus scanner.

    Anyone without an antivirus program seriously needs to get one:

    McAfee

    Symantec (Norton)

    Trend Micro

    Just to name a few...

    1. Re:Here's Trend Micro's article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You were all over that +5 from the parent and thought you'd add.

      HAHAHAHA, your KARMA WHORE attempt failed.
      You have NO FATE.

  69. Re:How does a virus with the name "SoBig" spread?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    How does a virus with the name "SoBig" spread???

    by users that are So.Stupid

  70. Yeah and the blame goes to MS - why? by slash-tard · · Score: 0

    If everyone ran linux they would still want email right?

    You would still have all the idiots who click on every attachment right?

    So this exact situation could happen on linux.

    I didnt have any issues with blaster either because I keep my systems patched and firewalled.

  71. Windows History by Rimbo · · Score: 1

    Except that the current Windows kernel was started in conjunction with IBM, who had the rights to UNIX at that time.

    Which means that Microsoft is not just a supporter of SCO -- they're also a potential target.

    1. Re:Windows History by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

      Really? Because I thought MS has full licence to use their UNIX derivatives as they sought free? I direct your attention to the license they bought earlier this year.

    2. Re:Windows History by Rimbo · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah... they DID do that, didn't they?

      So I guess they're protected, then. :)

  72. Ever get one of these... by Synesthesiatic · · Score: 5, Insightful
    and try to tell your semi-computer-illiterate ("But I know how to use MSN and Kazaa!) friends that they've got a virus? I don't even bother anymore because the only response I ever get is

    "No I don't."

    Because of course they're running anti-virus software. And of course the definitions have never ever been updated.

    These same people decide when their PC is two years old that it's just "too screwed up" and go buy and brand-spanking-new one with the same flaws which they will proceed to bugger up in a month in a half.

    I wouldn't last a week in tech support.

    1. Re:Ever get one of these... by hetairoi · · Score: 1

      Do your part to jump start the economy and just tell them

      'yes, your flux capacitor is broken, you'll need to buy a whole new machine. Just go find the most expensive one you can because the more you spend on it the longer it will last.'

      If you tell that to enough people maybe this time next year we'll be talking about the new tech boom.

      --
      you're all figments of my deranged imagination
    2. Re:Ever get one of these... by Synesthesiatic · · Score: 2, Funny
      Do your part to jump start the economy

      I'm Canadian. My economy is based entirely on the export of beaver meat and maple syrup.

    3. Re:Ever get one of these... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your economy is based on sticky pussy? Oh wait, so is ours....

    4. Re:Ever get one of these... by cgreuter · · Score: 2, Interesting

      These same people decide when their PC is two years old that it's just "too screwed up" and go buy and brand-spanking-new one with the same flaws which they will proceed to bugger up in a month in a half.

      Don't complain. Buy their old computers for twenty bucks each, then sell them to other such people as "reconditioned" systems for a couple of hundred (plus the old system as a trade-in.)

      I mean, if these people are going to throw their money away, they may as well send some of it your way.

      As an aside, a nearby computer store was, sometime back, charging CDN$50 a pop for virus removal.

      Really.

    5. Re:Ever get one of these... by hetairoi · · Score: 1

      mmmmmmmm........ syrup flavored beaver......

      --
      you're all figments of my deranged imagination
    6. Re:Ever get one of these... by Darby · · Score: 1

      These same people decide when their PC is two years old that it's just "too screwed up" and go buy and brand-spanking-new one with the same flaws which they will proceed to bugger up in a month in a half.

      I assume that you offer to dispose of the old useless computers for them for a nominal fee?
      If not, send me their contact info ;-)

    7. Re:Ever get one of these... by |<amikaze · · Score: 1

      We generally charge $30-$40 (CDN), depending on how much time it takes.

  73. ..er...no by tkill · · Score: 1

    I have been spammed by microsoft itself...

    I have been getting mails about "Important Security Update for the .NET Messenger Service " asking me to upgrade my MSN Messenger ,all morning...

    1. Re:..er...no by oodl · · Score: 1

      I've gotten 14 of those messages from Microsoft. Here's what they look like:

      From :
      ".NET Messenger Service Staff"

      Subject :
      Important Security Update for the .NET Messenger Service

      Date :
      Mon 18, Aug 2003

      ATTENTION: IMMEDIATE ACTION REQUIRED FOR MSN AND WINDOWS MESSENGER USERS.

      You are receiving this e-mail because you are a MSN Messenger or Windows
      Messenger Service user.

      As part of Microsoft's Trustworthy Computing initiative, Microsoft is
      updating the .NET Messenger Service and providing you with an important
      MSN Messenger or Windows Messenger security update.

      If you are using MSN Messenger 5.0, Windows Messenger 4.7.2000, or MSN
      Messenger for Mac 3.5, or any versions higher than these, you do NOT need
      this security update. To find out which version you have, select the
      'Help' menu in Messenger, then select 'About'. If you are using an older
      version, or are not sure, please visit:
      http://messenger.msn.com/Help/Upgrades.asp x
      for an update.

      NOTICE: If you are not using an updated version, you will be unable to
      continue using your MSN Messenger or Windows Messenger Service.

      Thank you for helping Microsoft further its commitment to helping you
      protect your privacy and security online.

      You can view the .NET Messenger Statement of Privacy at:
      http://messenger.msn.com/Help/Privacy.aspx
      a nd the .NET Messenger Service Terms of Use and Notices at:
      http://messenger.msn.com/Help/Terms.aspx.

  74. I understand by Linux+Kernel+2.6.0 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    After many years of trying to make do with myself, I have also finally given up. Yes that's right, I've switched to Windows XP.
    I find that so far I am easier to use, and now have more time for the lady kernels.

    --

    Let's go trollerize!
  75. Virus filtering is not just antivirus software by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    From Symantec report the file extensions are just .pif and .scr. Filtering "executable" extensions at mail server (i.e. renaming normal executables like exe to _exe.renamed and removing/putting in quarantine not normal executable extensions like pif, scr, sys, etc) in addition to scanning with antivirus (with a combination like Anomy Sanitizer and a good antivirus) avoid me all of the troubles with this one.

  76. M$ using as an excuse by YanceyAI · · Score: 0
    M$ is apparently using this lates virus as an excuse to rivive the 'automatic feature' for the 'typical user.' so there you have it.

    On a lighter note, our whole University has been preoccupied with trying to shut this bitch down. Today I am reminded of why I am happy to NOT be IT.

    --
    Can I bum a sig?
  77. I Use NAV For Gateways by opiatepipedream · · Score: 2, Interesting

    NAV for gateways is an excellent program if you set it up as you external mail relay it will scan and filter all e-mails before you shoot it through your firewall. Then per your specifications you can have the relay delete the attachments or the whole e-mail. You can also use it for file extension filtration. I've found the best setup to be one internal, and one external to pass all of your e-mail traffic through the firewall. It works well in high traffic situations too, my organization has about 9000 users passing tens of thousands of e-amils daily. Anyway, just my two cents.

    1. Re:I Use NAV For Gateways by jasonsfa98 · · Score: 1

      I second that.

      I also use NAV and it works great. I added the common subjects for this virus, plus an email address or two then added a DSBL list. Done.
      Stop it in it's tracks.

  78. There's no escape!!!! by corporatemutantninja · · Score: 0

    ARRRRGGGHHH!!!! I don't even use Windows and Bill's shitty software still fucks me over...my inbox is filling up with viruses sent from other people, AND the virus is forging headers with my email address. The penalty for being a script kiddie really should be amputation of both hands.

    --
    Actually, I was trying to be Insightful, not Funny.
    1. Re:There's no escape!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's your own damned fault for knowing so many stupid people.

  79. Not the viruses, it's the autoreplies... by edashofy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't get any of the viruses thanks to SpamAssassin and whatever else our fine Admins have put on the mailserver, but what I do end up getting is about 200 autoreplies from dumb MTAs who believe I have sent them a virus when in fact it's the virus/worm/whatever spoofing itself off as me.

    Despite the fact that I didn't actually send a virus-infected email from mta3.someserver.pl to a nonexistent address, I still get the helpful autoreply that tells me that the user at that nonexistent address does indeed not exist.

  80. Looks like China has the right idea - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    China is banning Microsoft, and all other software that isn't home grown... maybe it will cut down on virus for the Chinese ?

  81. Heh by I+Like+Swords!!! · · Score: 0

    PAYS to be a socially-inept hole dweller sometimes... only one email today, and that was already known to be coming anyways. ;)

    --
    .unsigged
  82. Re:How does a virus with the name "SoBig" spread?? by AppyPappy · · Score: 1

    So Big is from the children's book "Pat The Bunny"

    How big are you?
    SO BIG! (lifts hands in the air)

    --

    If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem

  83. When will you people learn.... by SlashChick · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...that just because you're not using Outlook or Outlook Express, you still may be vulnerable to worms or email viruses?

    All it takes is one user to click the attachment who has an LDAP-enabled address book of the entire company, and poof! you're screwed.

    The only sensible way to kill these worms is to block them at the mail server. If you block them at the mail server, you don't have to try to train people or keep hundreds of anti-virus clients up-to-date. Do yourself a favor and set up XWall if you have Exchange (this is about the coolest spam-blocker/email filter program I have ever used, BTW) or SpamAssassin/MailScanner if you have Linux/UNIX. This will save you a ton of headaches in the future, and won't require you to worry about hundreds of clients being up-to-date as much as focusing on whether a few email servers are up-to-date. (Block the standard Microsoft "bad executable" list and you should be fine.)

    Seriously, in the year 2003, there's no excuse for "But my 400 clients weren't up-to-date!" Block these things at the server, which is something you as the network administrator should have complete control over, and which is where the worms should have been blocked to begin with.

    1. Re:When will you people learn.... by skt · · Score: 1

      actually spamassassin with MIME-rewriting is used to control viruses and disable them at the server level, but you have to have a signature for the virus first. It is too risky to strip on patterns or heuristics. Even mail servers check for new sigs on an interval (and this one was released today).. seeing how quickly these spread, even thirty minutes can be enough time for viruses like this to propagate through an internal network.

    2. Re:When will you people learn.... by ummit · · Score: 1
      The only sensible way to kill these worms is to block them at the mail server.

      That's not a way to kill worms. That's a way to block the ones you already know about. It won't do a thing about the ones you don't know about yet.

      The only way to kill the ability of these worms to propagate is to get rid of e-mail clients which make it easy for users to run executable attachments with single clicks. As long as it's easy, we'll continue to be plagued by these things, because even educated users will accidently click on things once in a while.

    3. Re:When will you people learn.... by dotgain · · Score: 1
      Now you're right, and I'm not arguing with you, but:

      ..that just because you're not using Outlook or Outlook Express, you still may be vulnerable to worms or email viruses?

      (Emphasis mine) - That about sums it up actually.

      • If you're running Outlook, you're pretty bloody vulnerable to all sorts of attacks. You have been in the past, and my money is on the fact you will again be in the future.
      • Not using Outlook goes a bloody long way to reducing your vulnerability.
      • Not even using Windows means less viruses (queue spelling flamewar) that run on your platform for a start. And again: ..that just because you're not using Outlook or Outlook Express, you still may be vulnerable to worms or email viruses Never forget this. Ditching Windows won't guarantee you virus-free running. It takes the likelihood of it in the direction of "Oh my god I won first division in the lottery!" | #include "hit_by_bus_on_quiet_street_story.h".

    4. Re:When will you people learn.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you run even a half ass competent gateway or exchange virus scanner you would've been protected. Heuristic would've caught it as a previous family of viruses back in June.

    5. Re:When will you people learn.... by chiph · · Score: 1

      An earlier poster reported (and our IT staff has confirmed it) that the virus can be sent through the web-based email services like Hotmail and Yahoo mail. So in addition to filtering at the mail server, you should also block access to those sites.

      And... if you are running Outlook, a good practice is to turn the Preview pane off. It won't help in this case, as the SOBIG.* payload is an attachment, but it will stop those worms/viruses that propagate via the embedded HTML in messages.

      Chip H.

  84. Flare-up by keester · · Score: 1
    makes it sound like a hemorrhoid ...

    The virus would be an itching or painful mass of dilated veins -- and Microsoft would be the swollen anal tissue.

    --
    Take it easy? I'll take it anyway I can get it . . .
  85. Just as an FYI... by NivenHuH · · Score: 1

    You can be logged in as guest and still screw the system up if it was installed on a FAT32 drive (most of the people who upgrade to WinXP from 98.. etc.. end up keeping their stuff at fat32..) *shrug*

    I don't think you can really compare that to a *nix box where users are "jailed" into keeping their files in their home..

    --
    Just when you make it idiotproof, some idiot builds a better idiot.
    1. Re:Just as an FYI... by ClubStew · · Score: 1

      You're reiterating everything I said, and forgetting other parts. If a person is dumb enough to format your NT-based OS's filesystem as FAT32, they've eliminated security, bloated the block size, and screwed yourself royally - they're a stupid user.

      In using *nix in my statement, I mentioned that a user that has sufficient privileges could hose their system. Someone just as stupid could be logging in as 'root' all the time and reading mail from there. If they execute an attachment, they're just as stupid.

      In either case - as I mentioned in my article - a user with sufficient privileges can screw their system no matter what OS they're running.

    2. Re:Just as an FYI... by NivenHuH · · Score: 1

      *shrug* maybe what I'm getting at is.. M$ needs to change up their defaults a bit.. They released XP as a transition up from windows 98 (for the typical home user) but didn't make the conversion to NTFS a default.. Most people who have a general knowledge for this kinda stuff just hits enter and clicks ok whenever they're prompted to do anything.. This kinda eliminates (data) security for them from the get-go..

      The other problem we're dealing with is on more of a social level. People need to be more educated about information security and how to protect their data. Perhaps by some kinda tutorial after you install the OS or super-anal retentive security settings that are turned on by default?

      --
      Just when you make it idiotproof, some idiot builds a better idiot.
    3. Re:Just as an FYI... by ClubStew · · Score: 1

      Windows 2003 (and the eventual "Longhorn") do turn most stuff off by default. This, I agree, will definitely help things.

      The problem with educating users, though, is not limited to Windows, though. While I tend to favor MS platforms a little more (mostly for development), I'm no stranger to *nix and do use it quite often. I think having a stronger desktop share would be good for many reasons. *nix is good for some things while MS, currently, is good for others (like for users that are stupid enough to run unknown attachments). If users were more educated, I think you would see a stronger *nix desktop share.

      The problem is education, though - it doesn't matter if its for Windows, *nix, or OSX. As younger generations grow, thing will get better (OT: racism problems have gotten better as younger generations grow and, in turn, have kids). It's a slow process, I agree, but you can't force users to learn (or accept, as in my OT example) - it just won't happen. Let's just not be putting blame on MS for uneducated users. Besides, I think the help system in Windows is far easier for most people to use and is more consistent across the OS and applications that run on it. (Yes, man pages and their respective readers are consistent, but I know of a lot of projects that choose HTML, info, or some made-up format).

  86. Why am I dignifying this with a response? by Keith+Russell · · Score: 5, Funny
    Yay for trustworthy computing.

    And in other news... Microsoft announced today that, thanks to a Bill Gates Declaration From On High (tm), every line of code in every Microsoft product, dating back to the company's foundation, has magically, spontaneously, and retroactively fixed itself. This has rendered all of Microsoft's code absolutely secure and error-free. And thanks to the mystical nature of these fixes, end users and sysadmins don't have to patch their systems!

    Grow up, Michael.

    --
    This sig intentionally left blank.
    1. Re:Why am I dignifying this with a response? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      BRAVO! Nice rebut!

      AC - the way to be...

    2. Re:Why am I dignifying this with a response? by moonster · · Score: 1

      The problem is not that Windows is buggy.

      The problem is that Windows is buggy by design.

      You shouldn't have an e-mail application bundled with the operating system, that allows executable attachments.

      IT IS STUPID STUPID STUPID.

  87. -1, Grammar by southpolesammy · · Score: 1

    Wow...longest run on sentence in Slashdot history...

    But anyway, I don't know how much this closure of the code is to blame more than the "just barely good enough" practices of Microsoft's software development teams. I tend to put more stock in the latter...

    --
    Rule #1 -- Politics always trumps technology.
    1. Re:-1, Grammar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The grandparent's post was not a run on sentence. I think he/she was just missing a comma and had way too many dependent clauses.

  88. will virii ever go away? by Sebastopol · · Score: 1

    It seems like every day my company is postying flyers warning of virii, having us install patches.

    Is this something we're just going to have to learn to live with on a daily basis, like:

    1980's IRQ conflicts, MFM/RLL vs IDE
    1990's hard drive partitioning, DOS/4Gw
    2000's spam, popups, virii

    i hate computers. but i love them.

    --
    https://www.accountkiller.com/removal-requested
    1. Re:will virii ever go away? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hopefully virii will, but viruses probably won't.

  89. Truth hurts, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    How many millions of Linux boxes are connected to the internet?

    How many millions of Mac boxes are connected to the internet?

    How many millions of BSD boxes are connected to the internet?

    How many millions of Unix boxes are connected to the internet?

    When you combine all the viruses/worms/trojans/etc that can successfully attack those systems, how many times has a malware episode propagating from those operating systems effectively hurt the performance of the whole internet?

    I'll tell you:

    ZERO! Not once. Never.

    Yet it happens to M$ crap every other week it seems.

    1. Re:Truth hurts, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously weren't on the Internet during the Morris worm. Those of us who were, back in 1988, know the above post is false.

      http://www.swiss.ai.mit.edu/6805/articles/morris -w orm.html

      Admittedly, *nix worms are much, much less prevalent than MS worms.

    2. Re:Truth hurts, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many millions of Linux boxes are connected to the internet?

      Far less than there are Windows boxes.

      How many millions of Mac boxes are connected to the internet?

      Far less than there are Windows boxes.

      How many millions of BSD boxes are connected to the internet?

      Far less than there are Windows boxes.

      How many millions of Unix boxes are connected to the internet?

      Far less than there are Windows boxes.

      The problem isn't the number of worms or the quality of the code (ok, so that last one is part of the problem), the problem is that the majority of computers used by someone who doesn't keep up with bug fixes and security patches are running variations of a single OS.

    3. Re:Truth hurts, eh? by shaitand · · Score: 1

      While there are MORE systems on the internet running windows. It's interesting that *nix based systems are far more responsible for the stability of the net as a whole. NOBODY depends on windows at the pillar levels of the net, and not many depend on it at the smaller levels of infastructure either. The net is built on *nix, and viewed by windows... but the viewing audience is slowly learning why it's built on *nix and following...

  90. Re:How does a virus with the name "SoBig" spread?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that is so funny, please make more penis jokes

  91. Users - yes. Other failures too. by mcleland · · Score: 1
    There's a theory of human error called the "swiss cheese model" (Developed by James Reason) that points out that it usually takes several failures or bypasses to result in a true error. IMHO, the proximal/immediate failure in these cases (maybe in this case depending on how it works?) is users indiscriminately opening attachments. Yet, there are other, less immediate failures such as the viral attachment getting through the mail reader and network, whatever exploit it uses in the system, etc. All of these must be in place for the failure to occur.

    In other words, there's pleanty of blame to go around.

  92. Outlook is actually the answer by lseltzer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm sure most people here assume the opposite, but Outlook 2002 and 98/2000 with the security update applies are completely immune to this attack. They automatically strip executable attachments. Very recent Outlook Express versions also do this, although I'm not sure this is the default setting.

    Think about how long it's been since there has been a large Outlook attack. It's been at least a couple of years. This tells me that the people spreading Sobig not only have no antivirus protection, they're using ancient and unpatched software.

  93. morons extend sympathy to fuddle's remaining.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hostages.

    we know that's a big angrIE crowd, but we honestly feel sorry for everIE won of you, up to a poiNT. as you appear to insist on leaving your headers up fuddles .asps, the need for sympathy goes DOWn. although the kingdumb refers to recent onslaught of BugWear(tm) eXPloits, as a non-event, we wonder whois paying for the DOWntime, lost commerce, etc... not the hostages/end users/stock holders AGAIN?

    back on task.

    you gnu/hobbyist/software folks are to be commended. we'd be nearly doomed by now without y'all. the check's in the mail again.

    meanwhile... for those yet to see the light.

    don't come crying to us when there's only won channel/os left.

    nothing has changed since the last phonIE ?pr? ?firm? generated 'news' brIEf. a lot of good folks/innocents are being killed/mutilated daily. if anything, the situations are continuing to deteriorate. you already know that.

    the posterbouys for grand larcenIE/deception would include any & all of the walking dead who peddle phonIE stock markup payper to millions of hardworking conservative folks, & then after stealing/spending/disappearing the real dough, pretend that nothing ever happened. sound familiar robbIE? these fauxking corepirate nazi larcens, want us to pretend along with them, whilst they continue to squander yOUR "investmeNTs", on their soul DOWt craving for excess/ego gratification. yuk

    no matter their ceaseless efforts to block the truth from you, the tasks (planet/population rescue) will be completed.

    the lights are coming up now.

    you can pretend all you want. our advise is to be as far away from the walking dead contingent as possible, when the big flash occurs. you wouldn't want to get any of that evile on you.

    as to the free unlimited energy plan, as the lights come up, more&more folks will stop being misled into sucking up more&more of the infant killing barrolls of crudeness, & learn that it's more than ok to use newclear power generated by natural (hydro, solar, etc...) methods. of course more information about not wasting anything/behaving less frivolously is bound to show up, here&there.

    cyphering how many babies it costs for a barroll of crudeness, we've decided to cut back, a lot, on wasteful things like giving monIE to felons, to help them destroy the planet/population.

    no matter. the #1 task is planet/population rescue. the lights are coming up. we're in crisis mode. you can help.

    the unlimited power (such as has never been seen before) is freely available to all, with the possible exception of the aforementioned walking dead.

    consult with/trust in yOUR creator. more breathing. vote with yOUR wallet. seek others of non-aggressive intentions/behaviours. that's the spirit, moving you.

    pay no heed/monIE to the greed/fear based walking dead.

    each harmed innocent carries with it a bad toll. it will be repaid by you/us. the Godless felons will not be available to make reparations.

    pay attention. that's definitely affordable, plus you might develop skills which could prevent you from being misled any further by phonIE ?pr? ?firm? generated misinformation.

    good work so far. there's still much to be done. see you there. tell 'em robbIE.

    1. Re:morons extend sympathy to fuddle's remaining.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you a script ?

      Do you use one to generate the homophone mispellings ?

  94. How many is too many? :-( by Andy+Smith · · Score: 1

    Normally I get around 100 spams every day but I've been getting 30-50 every five minutes for the last six hours. I even installed MailWasher to deal with them because my other virus checker (Spam Weasel) had to either (a) download them to check if they were spam or not, or (b) just let them through. Not much good.

    Note that I'm *assuming* these spams are a result of the virus discussed in the News.com story, although the subject lines and attachments are very different from the ones mentioned.

    So what happens now? Does this thing just go on and on until September 10th? Right now my business and personal e-mail accounts are pretty much useless, and at 100k+ per spam, one of my mailboxes is in danger of filling up unless I sit here constantly deleting all the junk.

    1. Re:How many is too many? :-( by Andy+Smith · · Score: 1

      The description in the Sophos advisory is more accurate...

      http://www.sophos.com/virusinfo/articles/sobigf.ht ml

  95. Who is Trusting Whom? by chmilar · · Score: 1

    Trustworthy Computing has nothing to do with you trusting your computer or operating system!

    Trustworthy Computing is about whether the operating system, vendor, media companies, etc. can trust YOU!

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    Reading Slashdot is ruining my spelling and grammar.
  96. Quick! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone download and run SoBig.E again to immunize your computer against the new version. :)

  97. 320 and counting by LetterJ · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've gotten 320 infected messages today. I'm actually going to be looking forward to getting back to generic viagra ads in a couple of days when this dies down.

  98. 70 emails in a half an hour by wdebruij · · Score: 1

    apparently they hit the netherlands too. I get about 2 a minute. These are some of the subject lines :

    Re : Approved
    Re : My Details
    Re : Thank you
    Returned Mail: (quite a good one, actually)

    oh, and besides the standard aol and hotmail accounts a lot seem to come from rutgers.edu (although they probably don't)

    It's time to readjust those filters, I guess. Unfortunately, mine still works manually.

  99. Re:WARNING - PARENT UUENCODED GOATSE by Anonym0us+Cow+Herd · · Score: 1

    In either Mozilla or IE 6 on Win XP, it appears to just start the download of an exe file that you can save. Now whether you would want to do this or not is a different question.

    --
    The price of freedom is eternal litigation.
  100. OK, I'm getting tired of this "joke" by Jugalator · · Score: 3, Informative

    Yay for trustworthy computing.

    MS jokes aren't innovative, but can still be fun, but not as fun if they aren't trying to relate to the truth very much. Read up about trustworthy computing and learn how it is a process that has barely taken off today, but is an effort that will show up more in Longhorn, etc. DRM and NGSCB are two technologies that have a lot to do with trustworthy computing that aren't even implemented in today's versions of Windows.

    At 2002, MS said:

    "It may take us ten to 15 years to get there, both as an industry and as a society."

    Trustworthy computing is in many ways only at the concept stage this far.

    Sure, one might wonder what's making them think it will take a time period as long as an outrageous 15 years to get these things straight and one might think DRM is Bill Gates' worst idea ever, but then one should comment about this instead. This may seem that I'm defending Microsoft, although I'm in this case just being annoyed by a joke I've seen numerous times before, and that must have been made up by some uninformed person.

    --
    Beware: In C++, your friends can see your privates!
    1. Re:OK, I'm getting tired of this "joke" by Bas_Wijnen · · Score: 1

      It does indeed look like you are defending Microsoft, you should get an instant karma penalty ;-)

      Seriously, while your post is indeed, as moderated, informative, it is offtopic as well. Mentioning trustworthy computing in this article doesn't make any sense at all.

      Trustworthy computing is not about security. If it is implemented everywhere, the world is not a safer place. It's all about trust. The content providers can trust your computer if it runs palladium. The user can't control it anymore (not fully anyway), but the content providers can trust it. That's what trustworthy computing is all about.

      So not only is this not a very good joke, it is very irrelevant in an article about security.

    2. Re:OK, I'm getting tired of this "joke" by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      Seriously, while your post is indeed, as moderated, informative, it is offtopic as well. Mentioning trustworthy computing in this article doesn't make any sense at all.

      I'm only discussing Michael's joke in the Slashdot story itself. I agree it doesn't make much sense discussing it, and that's one of my points.

      --
      Beware: In C++, your friends can see your privates!
  101. How is this microsoft's fault? by ad0gg · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Its an executable that requires someone to run it. People need to learn to stop clicking on every damn executable they get in their email. Hell Outlook even displays a warning that attachments can contain virii or have malicous intent, but people still click on them.

    --

    Have you ever been to a turkish prison?

    1. Re:How is this microsoft's fault? by EXTomar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In their zeal to sell the house, MS gave the keys away.

      No application scripting language should be able to perform in an "untrusted" mode. There is no reason for it but due to functional designs someone at MS came up it has to be there. Someone demanded that Office documents integrate into Outlook seemlessly and this is what you get.

      No one in any Unix environment will believe this message:

      Attached is a perl script with my message in it. Please extract and run it to read it.

      However MS has made a buisness of making people believe using a computer is as easy and as safe as using a toaster. So you get hackers who can apply a little social engineering to cause a disaster chain of events. Users are more than happy to click click click away when instructed.

    2. Re:How is this microsoft's fault? by dotgain · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Hell Outlook even displays a warning that attachments can contain virii or have malicous intent, but people still click on them.

      True, but most of the Outlook users I can speak for have a pretty simple philosophy about network security. It goes like this:

      • If it says "forward this to everyone in your address book", do that.
      • If you have to click on a button that says "OK" to proceed, do that then.
      • case default: {call(support)}
      None of them want to miss out on a joke, and rather than refrain from opening exe's in case they're malicious, they open everything they see save missing out on some cute kitten picture.

      And of course, it's never their fault when a worm brings their system down. For some reason they believe that the world of computing not particularly unique or special, and that it's not free from criminals, conartists and general vandals. The rapists and murders get such a break from them whenever a *shock* computer virus is doing the rounds.

      Imagine if people went about life the way they worked computers.

    3. Re:How is this microsoft's fault? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess all these people will go away when your "Linux on the desktop" dream comes true? (not that it ever will...)

    4. Re: How is this microsoft's fault? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Insightful


      > Its an executable that requires someone to run it. People need to learn to stop clicking on every damn executable they get in their email. Hell Outlook even displays a warning that attachments can contain virii or have malicous intent, but people still click on them.

      That's exactly why we think it's Microsoft's fault: their pursuit of their shallowly conceived "ease of use" philosophy has led them to design software that incorporates "ease of use" features that very obviously are malapropos for the popular user base.

      The reason you don't have this particular kind of virus/worm/whatsit on certain other OSes has nothing to do with the bugginess of the product; rather, it is because the people who design software for those other systems haven't tried to incorporate a "one-click EDI" function into their mail clients. EDI is serious business, and involves some significant issues of security and trust that simply aren't available in user-space internet.

      If a company was so foolish as to provide a feature that lets you bypass your password by typing esc-p, wouldn't you recognize it as a huge security headache resulting from bad design, even though it's just an ease-of-use feature?

      --
      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    5. Re:How is this microsoft's fault? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uuuuuughhhh! Dumbass!

      Virii is not a word - try viruses instead.

    6. Re:How is this microsoft's fault? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://dictionary.cambridge.org

      Viruses was found in the Cambridge Advanced Learner's Dictionary at the entries listed below.

      * virus (SMALL ORGANISM)
      * virus (COMPUTER PROBLEM)

      Virii was not found in the Cambridge Advanced Learner's Dictionary

      Did you spell it correctly?

    7. Re: How is this microsoft's fault? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You also have 1/100th of the population running non MS OS's. If MacOS or Solaris was the standard you damn well know they would have viruses just like these.

  102. We're getting hit pretty damn good by parliboy · · Score: 1

    We're getting sent the worm every couple of minutes. First from one source, then a second. Really pissing me off. Tracking it down has convinced me that it's a relative of the boss's wife who's a primary source for us, but noone will return my f*cking messages so I can't get this crap brought down.

    Hey, I'm staying on the clock until they call me back. Damaging or not, this is gonna be one expensive worm.

    --
    "You're never ready, just less unprepared."
  103. Procmail Rule by David+D · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here is a decent procmail rule, probably not perfect.

    :0
    * > 100000
    * < 120000
    * ^Content-Type:.*multipart/mixed;
    {
    :0 B hfi
    * ^Please see the attached zip file for details.
    * ^Content-Disposition: attachment;
    * ^Content-Transfer-Encoding: base64
    * 9876543210^1 ^Content-(Type|Disposition):.*$.*name *= *"?(your_details|application|document|screensaver| movie)[0-9]*\.zip"?
    * 9876543210^1 ^Content-(Type|Disposition):.*name *= *"?(your_details|application|document|document_Fal l|thank|screensaver|movie)[0-9]*\.zip"?
    | formail -A "X-Content-Security: [$HOST] NOTIFY"
    -A "X-Content-Security: [$HOST] QUARANTINE"
    -A "X-Content-Security: [$HOST] REPORT: Trapped SoBig worm - http://securityresponse.symantec.com/avcenter/venc /data/w32.sobig.e@mm.html"
    }

    1. Re:Procmail Rule by hanwen · · Score: 1
      here is a more rigorous rule. It junks all mails with .exe .scr or .pif attachments.
      :0 B
      * ^ *Content-Disposition: attachment;
      * filename=".*\.(pif|exe|scr)"
      /dev/null
      --

      Han-Wen Nienhuys -- LilyPond

    2. Re:Procmail Rule by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      Even better:

      ^tv.qaa?aaaaeaa.a//8aalgaaaaaaaaaqaaaaaaaaaa*

      Junks everything with an executable file, no matter what the extension is.

    3. Re:Procmail Rule by jefp · · Score: 1
      By the time I woke up this morning I had already gotten more then ten thousand copies of the virus, not even counting all the bounces and stoopid virus warnings. The price of having a popular web site I guess (acme.com). I don't want to spend the CPU cycles to examine all those gigabytes, so I'm just junking any message bigger than 50KB:
      :0
      * > 50000
      /dev/null
    4. Re:Procmail Rule by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      No idea why this was marked "Troll".
      It is an actual rule I have in my filter, and it works. Very well.

    5. Re:Procmail Rule by 200_success · · Score: 1

      Dear pe1chl,

      I'm terribly sorry that I mismoderated your comment as a Troll because it wasn't obvious at the time what you were trying to say. Now I finally get it -- you're looking for the magic header of DOS .exe files by examining its Base64-encoded representation. DOS .exe files always start with MZ, which translates to TV in Base64.

      It's possible, though not likely, that the payload will slip through your filter if for some reason it was uuencoded instead of Base64 encoded. Also, other types of files such as .vbs aren't covered by the rule, so there still needs to be another filter based on file extension.

      By posting a reply to the discussion, I hope that it will undo my moderation and bump your comment up a point. And next time, try to express yourself more clearly -- even the metamoderator didn't get it.

    6. Re:Procmail Rule by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      >Now I finally get it -- you're looking for the magic header of DOS .exe files by examining its Base64-encoded representation.

      That is how it works. When you examine a couple of messages that include an executable attachment you will see this pattern appear all the time.

      >It's possible, though not likely, that the payload will slip through your filter if for some reason it was uuencoded

      That can be handled by a similar pattern.
      Of course it does not hurt to do both the extension matching and the content matching.
      Remember that a program in Windows can register its own extensions and define them as executable code.

      I have posted this answer a couple of times in other threads and on other forums, so maybe the surrounding explanation has been cut back too far after repeatedly giving this suggestion.

      I am not discomforted by the moderation, I was just amazed.

  104. Thunderbird works perfectly for me by rokzy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm using Thunderbird. I didn't need to train it or make any rules or anything. It's automatically taking care of lots of "mail contained virus" notifications.

    I tried SpamBayes a few days ago. I had to wait to build up a database of good and junk mail, and then it made a false-positive with a university email even though I'd trained it with several uni emails.

    Conclusion: Thunderbird is absolutely amazing. I'm going to recommend it to friends.

    Plus, having Firebird and Thunderbird icons in quick launch looks much better than IE and OE.

  105. t4 by fuckfuck101 · · Score: 0

    The sender appears to be someone from a recognized domain name, such as ibm.com, zdnet.com or microsoft.com. The subject line typically says "Re: Details," "Resume" or "Thank you."

    Oh yes, this is a good technique, because I often get emails from people at those domains.

    ("YEAH RIGHT")

    --
    Comment: Yes I realise the username 'fuckfuck101' makes me sound intelligent, no you cannot buy it from me.
  106. Ahhh so that's what's up.... by zenyu · · Score: 1


    I haven't seen this virus in my mailbox, but my ping time went way up and bandwidth way down at home. I guess there are some Windows users sharing my ISP with me. It didn't happen with last weeks virus though. Is this one especially prolific at e-mailing?

    1. Re:Ahhh so that's what's up.... by gregarican · · Score: 1
      Yep. The same originating address is hitting some of my users at a 50 messages/hour clip. I have copied the full headers and sent them off to their respective ISP's.

      I know the From: field is spoofed, but the originating IP should be correct. Maybe the ISP can bitch-slap the bozos who launched the executables.

  107. Re:MS not to blame? by univgeek · · Score: 1

    Although I see that blaming MS directly for may not be appropriate. They have certainly contributed heavily to enabling the mechanisms of these worms/virii.

    For e.g., not showing the extension of a file by default. If you could train users not to double-click attachments with suspicious extensions, most of these e-mail virii would be non-existent. Executing an attachment, when a user double-clicks it, is definitely a foolish idea. Allow attachments to be data, which can be read by external programs; require the user to change a configuration setting if the file itself has to be executed.

    Ease of use you say? How many of the people spreading these virii, actually have a legitimate need to be sending each other executable files? In Evolution for e.g., you can open the attachment with an external program, but not run the attachment. I have never found this to be a problem.

    Hiding files which MS 'thinks' need not be seen, is another irritation. I had a friends' Win 98 computer, which had a few hidden directories in Windows/Temp Files, having around 600MB of his browser cache. The only way of getting to those directories was to use the command line to list hidden directories, and then use the directory name to get there.

    Sorry if this came off as a bit of a rant, but absolving MS of all blame, when clearly it would be much more difficult for virus writers if they hadn't made things so easy is ridiculous.

    --
    All bow to his Noodliness!! His Noodle Appendage has touched me!
  108. Where are the open source virus scanners? by AGTiny · · Score: 1

    What I keep wondering is how come there are no open source virus scanners? I'd like to add a simple procmail rule that scans incoming mail for viruses using a free program. There are plenty of tools out there but they all use commercial virus scanners on the backend.

    I guess the main problem is dealing with virus updates... I suppose it would be illegal to reverse engineer a NAV dat file for use in an open source program. :(

    1. Re:Where are the open source virus scanners? by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      What I keep wondering is how come there are no open source virus scanners?

      How about this?

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      The real "Libtards" are the Libertarians!
    2. Re:Where are the open source virus scanners? by ShannaraFan · · Score: 2, Informative

      http://clamav.elektrapro.com/

      Work for me, has for several months now...

    3. Re:Where are the open source virus scanners? by nacturation · · Score: 1

      What I keep wondering is how come there are no open source virus scanners?

      Easily remedied. Start a new project on SourceForge, write some C or Perl or whatever code to interface with your MTA. Then go out and collect samples of every kind of virus you can get your hands on (estimated 60,000+ viruses and variants for Windows alone) and write rules to filter out those viruses, being sure that the rules you create don't generate false positives and block legitimate email. Afterwards, keep up to date on all the latest viruses which are released and write rules for those. Create a service where people can update their virus definitions automatically.

      That's all there is to it. What? You don't have the time to do all that? Maybe that's one reason why there aren't any *good* open-source anti-virus packages out there.

      --
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    4. Re:Where are the open source virus scanners? by nikant · · Score: 1

      well... writing an antivirus is not easy.. but if you want to try a procmail recipe I've been working on some months now (extracting my own signatures) with good results as people tell me check out: http://agriroot.aua.gr/~nikant/nkvir/

      after all its worms that cause all the trouble at linux users and not 60000 viruses that AV companies signature out... :)

  109. Graph of virus, 10/second on our mail server by schweikert · · Score: 1

    We got the first virus today at about 13:00 (MET +2) and we are now getting about 10 viruses every second:

    graph

  110. How tough for isps to setup a big proxy? by Mustang+Matt · · Score: 1

    I'd think all the major ISPs (AOL, MSN, Earthlink, Charter, etc.) could setup proxies and just filter all email traffic. I mean, isn't that the only realistic way to stop the madness?

    I mean I guess it would cost them a lot of manhours and resources to do such a task, but it seems like it is the responsible thing to do.

    As long as it's not abused of course. Strictly filter out viruses.

    --
    The man who trades freedom for security does not deserve nor will he ever receive either. - Benjamin Franklin
    1. Re:How tough for isps to setup a big proxy? by buss_error · · Score: 1

      Not really. Some solutions out there are trivial to set up and get running correctly.
      MailScanner.info is one.
      My detected virus load has increased about 1200% in the last three hours on a server doing about 30,000 (non-spam, non-virus) messages per day.

      --
      Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.
  111. UNIX Worms by Valdrax · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Never, huh?

    Basically, the last time that a major non-Windows worm threatened the stability of internet was back when the majority of computers on the Internet weren't running Windows. There have been numerous worms since then for UNIX & Linux, but their market penetration has been low enough not to seriously hurt the whole internet. This is not as good of a thing as you indicate.

    --
    If it's for-profit but free, you're not the customer -- you're the product (e.g., the Slashdot Beta's "audience").
  112. I don't have a Discover card... by raehl · · Score: 1

    ... you insensitive clod!

  113. Mod parent up by Leomania · · Score: 1

    Exactly what I thought when I read that sentence. Look, Microsoft is a convicted monopolist and I need no other reason to be displeased them as a company at this time. You may keep your quips to yourself, if you don't mind; they don't add anything to the newsworthiness of this story (or lack thereof).

    Thank you.

    - Leo

    --
    You don't use science to show that you're right, you use science to become right.
  114. Uglification by siskbc · · Score: 1
    Now that's funny: I always thought KDE with its 30MB per application memory need and ugly I-wanna-look-like-a-windowsxp-n00b-themes was the environment that has ever since prevented Linux from being taken seriously on the desktop.

    I'll give you that - if you're going to knock off a desktop theme, why in God's gname would you do winXP? At least give gnome credit - knocking off MacOSX at least yields a more attractive result.

    --

    -Looking for a job as a materials chemist or multivariat

    1. Re:Uglification by koh · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Get yourselves up and fork GNOME already !

      --
      Karma cannot be described by words alone.
  115. Elitism by robogun · · Score: 1

    Most users who are victims of this VIRUS are not computer experts. They use computers at work or home, in the course of their job or recreational pursuits. They are not into computers, or computing. Their ability to configure depends on default installs and clicking "next." Therefore, if the default installs are open to security exploits, it is NOT their fault.

    It is a software problem. Filter on x-mailer: outlook express and see if ONE SINGLE virus message is received. No other mail program seems to be affected.

    Now. Tell me again how this is the fault of the user and not software?

    1. Re:Elitism by ClubStew · · Score: 1

      Because, in this case, the TROJAN doesn't need to access system resources with escalated privileges - it accesses the user's address book. This isn't a security problem. THEY executed the attachment, and the TROJAN executed with THEIR credentials to access THEIR records. This could just as easily been done on any platform: a user could save an attachment from, say, Pine, and execute that. In turn, if could easily check the .addressbook file or just "rm -rf ~"! I suppose that's Linus's fault since he wrote the linux kernel, huh?

    2. Re:Elitism by robogun · · Score: 1

      Check your mail again, please. Just for me. Find one viral message -- just one -- that doesn't say

      X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2600.0000

      or similar in the header. And then, we'll talk.

    3. Re:Elitism by ClubStew · · Score: 1

      Show me the originating TROJAN message and I'll show you one that doesn't have that X-Mailer header.

      Besides, you're skirting the question - what limits any user on any platform from executing an attachment?!

    4. Re:Elitism by robogun · · Score: 1

      Nothing does. I'm just wondering why all 150 viral messages I have received so far today have X-Mailer Outlook Express, each and every one in the header.

      And in previous outbreaks, the same was true.

      Do you think there is a correlation between Outlook usage and viral propagation?

    5. Re:Elitism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The virus has it's own SMTP code, so that X-Mailer line is surely faked.

      Do you think there's a correlation between MS-haters and the lack of basic research?

    6. Re:Elitism by jafiwam · · Score: 1

      Please note, with the inclusion of it's own SMTP engine, the header is likely static anyway. Adding "Outlook Express" is in that case an attempt to make it look normal. (i.e. look like most other emails out there)

      I won't argue if you assert that Outlook has been 80% of the problem in the past, but for SoBig and Klez (i think) Outlook is not generating the infection attempts via email.

      The part that is baffling to me, is why this outbreak is so sudden, almost like they (virus fighter guys) some function so far that spreads by other means. I mean, did the power outage cook the brains of all those NorthEasterners? So everybody suddenly forgot that clicking on random attachments is dangerous? Lots of viruses have required user intervention in the past, but NONE of them have slammed my mail servers so hard before.

      Something's different about this one. Maybe it's that people have been thinking so much about MSblaster not requiring the user to do anything they forget other things. Users "security" slot is full with "patch" that they flushed "dont click on shit" from cache....

    7. Re:Elitism by shaitand · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's the difference though. Yes you have permission to access your own files on a *nix system (at least a personal *nix system, in many cases I don't give users permissions to modify their home directory). But you cannot execute a file without knowing your executing it. On windows an uninformed user can execute a program without knowing the consequences and without knowing the difference between the executable and other types of files. On a *nix system these concepts are handled in a such a way that there is a clear distinction.

      The user who doesn't know the difference wouldn't be able to figure out HOW to execute it.

    8. Re:Elitism by ClubStew · · Score: 1

      No, there's something about Outlook containing a scriptable and consistent address book (something I have yet to see on *nix) that makes it easy to pirate. This trojan is not using a hole or bug - it's using shear user-stupidity to spread!

    9. Re:Elitism by ClubStew · · Score: 1

      Are you insane? Whether the user has to type ./someexecutable or double-click a file - they are still performing some action to execute the file! And if they are "uninformed", then they're friggin' stupid! I never open attachments I'm not expecting and I certainly will never open attachments from people I don't know. My wife picked this up easily. If users aren't getting informed, it's not the OS's fault - it's simply not a function of the OS. File operations, process management, security (where applicable - and this worm has nothing to do with security since it easily runs in userland), and a few other basic functions are functions of an OS - not educating the user. That's up to them.

    10. Re:Elitism by shaitand · · Score: 1

      having to type ./ alone tells you your dealing with an executable. As for double click, last I checked you still have to give execute permission on the file before you can do so. I think expliciting marking a file as executable constitutes as a "distinction" don't you? Unless you've changed the umask to make every file you create executable, which is not only incredibly fscking stupid... but it's something a user who doesn't know the difference between filetypes is highly unlikely to know how to do.

  116. That address was probably spoofed. by Yekrats · · Score: 1

    Since the virus spoofs the address of the sender, who it says it comes from is probably not where it came from.

    Just FYI.

    --
    Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
  117. One additional: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1980s: 640k, EMM386.EXE.

  118. Trustworthy Computing(tm) by malus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I may really be naive about this, but if MS was serious about "Trustworthy" computing, then you'd see "MS AntiVirus" on their products page.

    Then again... who'd use it? It'd let 1/2 the viruses through.

    Haha. Then again... I spoke too soon... google: 'ms antivirus' ... it looks like they're going to do it after all?

  119. Sometimes I think Universitys should have a policy by raehl · · Score: 1

    $20 fine added to your student accounts receivable everytime you open an attachment that screws with the network.

    Education through the wallet always works better.

  120. irony. by twitter · · Score: 5, Insightful
    It's funny how many people post here saying they are imune to the thing, yet everyone is getting them in their mailbox. The web is slow here today and DNS seems shakey. No one is imune to Microsoft polution.

    --

    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

    1. Re:irony. by weave · · Score: 1
      Amen. We are fully patched, our email gateway stops all this crap as it comes in, etc, etc. But we are being hammered. First, the messages are incoming and take up valuable pipe space. Then there is a slew of forgeries that appear from our domain, so we are getting automated virus notifications back from other sites that we are infected. We are hurting big time. Thank you oh unpatched masses...

      Which reminds me, anyone who has that enabled on their mail gateway (notify sender or whatever) should be shot. Most of these are forged, so all your sender notification is doing is doubling the crap that is already flying around out there...

    2. Re:irony. by Bobzibub · · Score: 1

      Yes.
      I thought I was hacked when I had 20-30 undeliverable messages in my inbox.
      Luckily, just another windoze virus. = )

      -b

    3. Re:irony. by Mr_Silver · · Score: 2, Interesting
      No one is imune to Microsoft polution.

      The people actually causing the pollution are those that blindly open attachments without understanding what they are.

      Had you not used the words "Microsoft pollution" and used say, "the problems that Microsoft caused in trying to make PC's easy to use" then you'd have come across less like a raging anti-MS zealot and I'd have given you a mod point.

      However, Slashdot is full of people who blindly mod up anti-MS posts however incorrect, so you can count on them for your +5.

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  121. "Yay for trustworthy computing"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... ugh ... it's not Microsoft's fault that it's users are too stupid to apply patches. It's as simple as loading up http://windowsupdate.microsoft.com/ and and clicking scan... "problem" solved - woopyidydoo.

    Slashdot ... idiots that have perfected the drama-queen act to a T.

  122. old by mz001b · · Score: 5, Funny
    SoBig.F

    Wow, this must be an old virus if it is written in Fortran.

    1. Re: old by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > > SoBig.F

      > Wow, this must be an old virus if it is written in Fortran.

      Either that, or they're trying to tell you what kind of -ing deal it is.

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  123. Run Junk Mail Controls on Folder by I+didn't · · Score: 2, Informative

    Instead of deleting them by hand, you can train the filter with several of them and then from menu bar -> Tools -> Run Junk Mail Controls on Folder.

    Alternatively you can set up a message filter (from the Tools menu too) and then run it on your inbox.

    Good luck.

    1. Re:Run Junk Mail Controls on Folder by Metrol · · Score: 2, Informative

      Just an FYI

      To filter this thing out have Mozilla look for a header value of:

      X-MailScanner: Found to be clean

      It's in the header info on each and every one of these mails. You'll need to configure a custom header of "X-MailScanner" then look for a value of "Found to be clean" in order to get this to work.

      Seems this virus is trying to fake out AV checking at the server.

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  124. barrage of Declude Virus software notices by jdunlevy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Haven't actually seen the virus itself, but I've been getting barraged by notices from various server installations of "Declude Virus" telling my that my server sent them an infected e-mail. They then proceed to include the original headers which clearly show the offending e-mail came from somewhere else. They suggest, "If this virus did originate from one of your users, you may want to consider adding virus protection to your mailserver." Uh, I won't be installing their software, that's for sure.

  125. Some Government Involved by tds67 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Just wondering... Why are viruses programmed to deactivate?"

    Built in obsolescence? Maybe the writer always wants you to have the latest version or something. This also reminds me of the recent musings of a software company we love to hate ;-)

    Nope. Some government is behind this, either U.S. or China is my guess. The goal is to sharpen cyber warfare skills. Neither country wants to cause significant harm on the other unless there is a real war, in light of the fact that we are dependent on each other economically.

    1. Re:Some Government Involved by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1
      "Nope. Some government is behind this, either U.S. or China is my guess. The goal is to sharpen cyber warfare skills. Neither country wants to cause significant harm on the other unless there is a real war, in light of the fact that we are dependent on each other economically."

      And I thought *I* was a paranoid conspiracy theorist ... you have taken my paranoia to a whole new level.

    2. Re:Some Government Involved by M.+Silver · · Score: 1

      Some government is behind this

      Worse than that. It's a spammer's private distributed network. SPAM@HOME... just like SETI, only without the nifty screensaver.

      http://www.lurhq.com/sobig-e.html

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  126. You miss the point. by ratfynk · · Score: 1
    The fact that you can effectively install shit by clicking on it is the problem. Therefore Microsofts UI and OS is the problem..PERIOD Yes users are stupid but it is MS OS methods that are making them stupid. Teach people to protect their OS in the first place by making them do it and they will and guess what they will like it! Those who use windows have no right to bitch about stupid users.

    The only ones who will bitch if MS changed their OS are script kiddies, they would effectively be castrated. Now the solution that is coming with trusted computing is to not alow the user to make any critical choices. Typical MS treat people as stupid, then control their usage marketing. It will most likely work at first till someone cracks the processor encoding shit and starts to take down MS users big time! Do not fool yourself it will happen the more we think cyber attacks can be stopped by an encoding system the more the real crackers will work to whack it. The only way to protect ones self is to know how to hit stop buttons and be aware of the activity you and your computer are doing! Good example is hiding winipcfg in win 98, from users, then making people think that you need to go to your local MS crap/business college to learn how it works. Bullshit!

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    1. Re:You miss the point. by kjellerstua · · Score: 1

      I agree with you, but there has to be a way for normal people to surf the web, send mail and edit pictures without using time and effort learning things which are irrelevant to their use of a computer!

    2. Re:You miss the point. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I agree with you, but there has to be a way for normal people to surf the web, send mail and edit pictures without using time and effort learning things which are irrelevant to their use of a computer!
      It's called "Mac OS X."
    3. Re:You miss the point. by ratfynk · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Yes by deliniating a protected mode from an install mode, and making surfing the web and using e-mail just that. Any web content that pops something up with you need to install this to view, hear or save content should be treated with contempt and the .NET web authors and software writers should be shot. Why does MS not include a pdf reader? Because they are trying to .NET screw them! That last worm was rediculous and a direct result of the windows UI .NET stupidity! Any kind of .exe file should not be alowed to run instantly if it addresses registry, and the windows core sys directories wihout authorisation, and hides itself.

      These rules could easily be encorporated into the Windows OS but are not because MS is counting on Communist style computing with the future processor encoded web content controls! This will effectively be used to screw the Adobe acrobat web content system and create a non competitive web content creation advantage. Morons in businesses that post nothing but MS enbcoded file formats to the web will rule the day perminently. All web content will eventually only accessable and usable through the MS OS. Completely defeating the real value of the net, unless you use Windows. That is the .NET strategy just go to the MS web site and look at the hype you will catch on.

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    4. Re:You miss the point. by Keith+Russell · · Score: 1

      Whoa, dude. I think your tinfoil hat needs a few more layers.

      Why does Microsoft not include a PDF reader? Because if they did, people like you would crucify them for using their monopoly to lock out Adobe. Didn't we just witness this in the browser market? Standard ABM troll: Damned if they do, damned if they don't.

      Netscape has provided inline plugin install support for years. IIRC, Nav had it before IE. "You need a plugin to view this blah" is hardly exclusive to either Microsoft plugins or Microsoft browsers. If you want to complain about the permissiveness of Microsoft's implementation, go right ahead. I've written ActiveX controls for Windows forms, but I'd never dream of marking one web-safe, because "web-safe ActiveX control" is an oxymoron. But give blame where blame is due.

      And what the f*** does .NET have to do with either SoBig.F or Blaster? Or was your post not sufficiently buzzword-compliant?

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  127. TCO by codepunk · · Score: 1

    Nuff said!

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  128. This software will DEFINITELY help if you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... got the virus.

    They've posted a free fix here: http://www.linuxiso.org

  129. This is good for my jobsecurity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work in IT for a large company and we have been cleaning this virus crap off our computers for a week now. Talk about job security at the lower level. Menacing work it is, but it's WORK. And it pays for overtime too.

  130. Turn off the viral notifications. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Yes, please turn them off. For some reason my address is often spoofed. The "your message contained a virus" stuff is a waste of bandwidth.

    Nothing to add, only to say I agree. Lets keep repeating this and it might just happen ...

  131. How to block outlook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you use postfix, there is a nice feature that you can use to simply reject any mails originating from Outlook.
    In main.cf look for "header_checks". That file is just filled with regular expressions and results. There is a sample in your /etc/postfix/ directory.
    Tonight, after getting over 100 of these critters, I am very seriously contemplating using it.

    According to a survey made by Made Up Company, Inc., 62.5% of all mails with the "X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook.*" header are virus mails, 12.8% are spam, 7.3% are bullshit from morons nobody wants to talk to anyways, and 15.4% are from people who wouldn't use Outlook anyways if they had a choice (e.g. me at work). That leaves 2% mails you would miss, and they're from your grandma.

  132. Up to 21189 for the day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Our e-mail virus gateway has stopped 21189 of these messages today alone... there are infected computers all over the place... its interesting to see where the computers are that are sending these.

  133. Getting tired of Slashdot anti-MS ramblings by zapp · · Score: 1

    People, listen up. If you wanna hate someone, fine, but do it for the right reasons.

    1. MSBlaster is NOT microsoft's fault. They released the patch over 3 weeks ago and none of the users installed it. How many of you are running out of date RedHat boxes and don't have a CLUE how to update them? Microsoft has "Windows Update" on the startmenu, and it reminds you in the system tray... can't get much simpler than that.

    2. "Trustworthy Computing" means that only media and programs that are digitally signed as being trustworthy can be used/viewed/ran. Trustworthy computing is not yet in place. If it were, all these virii would not be a big deal, as they are not trustworthy.

    Trustworthy computing would FIX a lot of virii problems, but it would also cause a lot more problems than I think it's worth (ie: once you give them permission to control your media, controlling thoughts and actions isn't far off).

    Cut it out with the fucking mindless MS bashes.

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    1. Re:Getting tired of Slashdot anti-MS ramblings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uuuuuughhhh! Dumbass!

      Virii is not a word - try viruses instead.

      Oh, and by the way, is it not Microsoft's fault that they left (yet another) gaping hole in their os? Who's fault is it?

      If I bought a car that had a fault that I wasn't aware of, would it be my fault that I didn't fix it before the fault caused engine failure?

      The reminder in the system tray is only there if the user has used windows update previously and downloaded 2000 sp3 or xp sp1. How many dial up users are going to download a 100Mb+ file to patch their systems when they don't even know they need patching? Sure 'windows update' sits on the start menu, but have you not heard the saying 'if it ain't broke....'. How many home users understand that their systems are broke and require patching? Anyone? Oooh - look! a raised hand at the back! But of course it isn't Microsoft's fault that their software needs patching is it?

      Dumbass!

  134. Help your country and use Opera by Nicolay77 · · Score: 1

    That would help other countries in this special case too.

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    1. Re:Help your country and use Opera by joeykiller · · Score: 1

      What a ridicilous proposition! How can surfin' with Opera prevent users from opening attachments they receive by email?

    2. Re:Help your country and use Opera by Nicolay77 · · Score: 1

      Am I feeding a troll?

      FYI Opera has a mail client too. So Opera = MSIE + OE + smart not intrusive google toolbar + several other things not found elsewere. And all that in just a 3-4 MB download.

      Anyway, Opera integrated mail client doesnt let you open the attachment directly, you have to save it to disk first.

      Second: several editions of Outlook Express executed the code automatically just viewing the message (not any message, it had to be some code in it).

      So yes, using Opera can help naive users from running executable attachments received by mail.

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  135. People are stupid. by panda · · Score: 1

    I've come to the conclusion, after dealing with several such outbreaks in the last four years, that people are dumb. You could send out an email with a subject of "New Virus," a body that reads "If you run the attached program it will set your computer on fire, destroy your corporate network, open a gaping black hole under your chair, mail itself to everyone in your address book, post a message on USENET saying your an idiot, and finally download child porn to your computer and notify law enforcement that you're a child pornographer," and some dipshit is going to run it.

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    1. Re:People are stupid. by TheBillGates · · Score: 1

      You stole my punchline! I was going to comment that I could send an attachment called "kill my computer.exe" and 10% would execute it.

  136. well, there are a few good things that can be said by zeruch · · Score: 1

    ...of this: 1. MS are consistent. About *what* is unfortunate, but they do have that going for them 2. One should always appreciate nostalgia. Oh, SoBig, how we loved you so the first time. Maybe we can make like the horror movies and have a SoBig vs. Nimda thang. 3. In seriousness, it does provide an excellent test for the veracity of the MS "Trustworthy" computing initiative.

  137. I got one of these from my ISP. by toothfish · · Score: 1

    Imagine how bummed I am right now. My connection has seemed a little slow lately, come to think of it.

    Mailsmith is so great.

  138. Re:UNIX Worms? HA! THERE ALL LINUX-ONLY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slapper, Adore, Lion and Ramen are all Linux-only.

    Please do not confuse UNIX or GNU with Linux.

  139. Set Up a Honeypot by TheBillGates · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When will the various mail server vendors get a clue? Allow honeypot checking to stop viruses. For example, in your company's global/LDAP/Exchange/Whatever address book put in random bogus (honeypot) addresses. One for every letter of the alphabet would be good.

    Then have the mail server check every outgoing message to see if it is being sent to the honeypot addresses. If it is, the sender most likely has a virus. You have tried to send to a bogus account, so therefore I think you are infected with a virus. Automatically disable the account and send the account and email to contact IT ASAP because they probably have a virus. Worst case scenario is that 5% of your users get sent the virus before the honeypot was hit.

    This would work on any virus, even new ones that the antivirus vendors haven't detected yet. Because now you are looking at behavior, not content.

    You open source zealots our there listening? Put your talents where your mouth is and give us some good open source plugins for the various email daemons to do this! It's time for mail servers to start looking at behavior, not content.

  140. wrong answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "block this at the receiving server" only works if:

    * the receiving mailserver can handle the inbound load generated by the virus well enough to scan each mail

    * the virus doesn't fill the circuits into the receiving server

    This stuff shouldn't be leaking out onto the public internet to start with.

    We've got a T1 dedicated to mail service and it's full of virus bits. We can't even get them to the server to filter them.

    Admins, get your acts together and act responsibly to help the community. Either fix your damn clients or block/filter outbound port 25 from your networks --- there's absolutely no good reason the average user's desktop can connect to port 25 on my mail server.

  141. Sorry by Arker · · Score: 1

    Just read through the new material and saw that you are right - the beta doesn't do what you want yet. :(

    Still leaves me wondering whether or not you really have to have XP, and if so, it still sounds like he's only weeks away from having what you want, and the price will be a lot lower than the time to do it yourself is worth.

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  142. Could it happen to Linux? by Eberlin · · Score: 1

    I'll admit ignorance here and ask what would probably amount to a really stupid question.

    Would a regular (non-root) Linux user be affected by a similar worm or will the "inherent security" be enough to make sure it doesn't run wild querying nameservers and sending oodles of mail?

    I guess what I'm getting at is the whole argument that Windows is targeted for maximum effect. If it could be demonstrated (at least in this instance) that Linux wouldn't have been affected by a similar attack (using linux binaries, of course), I'd have a better argument for when I discuss MS vs. Linux with other people.

    While I'm at it, are there any good solid "Linux is more secure" articles that enumerate positives beyond "Linux users are generally more computer savvy" and "With many eyes all bugs are shallow?"

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  145. Maybe I should whitelist extensions by lww · · Score: 1

    I have been blacklisting attachments based on extension with a procmail recipe, but now I'm thinking it would be easier just to create a whitelist of the few things I'd let it (images, zips, etc).
    Any thoughts on what a whitelist of extensions should have besides those?

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  147. Step right up... by bjpirt · · Score: 1

    the large print giveth and the small print taketh away

  148. Hammering away by Tabercil · · Score: 1

    Hell, as I type this my email intray is getting blasted by this f'n virus. Fortunately, between Norton and Pegasus Mail, it's hard for the virus to affect me.

    And based on the headers I'm seeing here, my bad karma list now includes a certain Mr S*****y at an unnamed Texas based university...

  149. One impact that no one discussed here by alexk78 · · Score: 1

    One impact, that strangely no one noticed here, is the amount of bandwidth this worm consumes from buzy smtp servers. My company provides email support to hundreds of thousands of users, so our addresses are in their address books.
    My 2 t1 connections were overloaded a few hours after the worm got in the wild ! i had to work for about 10 hours to design a dynamic firewall filter to block infected systems from hammering my server, since these clients try to send their mail over and over to the same email adresses.
    People intested in the filter description can find it in the postfix-users mailinglist - look for the messages "Battling SoBig.f induced bandwidth problems ". I only pity these who do not have the flexibility of a good *Nix based mail server - no way you can do that with Exchange

  150. Go somewhere else, then by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 1

    The MS bashing is justified. Blaming admins for not keeping up with the patch/week is a non-starter. MS itself got hit with this. The MS patch download web server was itself compromised by the Code Red worm. If they can't afford the talent to get it done, the scope of the task is unreasonable.

    They wrote shitty software, they implemented stupid designs. And we have to clean up after them. I have things I'd rather be doing, like furthering the goals of my employer.

  151. warning html files are not safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    any html file loaded off a local drive is considered by ie to be in the "my computer" security zone the privilages on this zone cannot be changed and are sufficiant to load unsigned activex controls need i say more...

  152. M$ virus spam?? by wah_wah_69 · · Score: 1

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  153. Over 1000 and growing for me... by jplamb · · Score: 1

    I keep getting nailed with them, all to webmaster@_______.com. Guess that's what I get with a popular site and my email posted on there. At least they all end up filtered with PINE. Feel bad for the suckers using Outlook (no I don't actually, because it's their fault I'm getting all this crap).

  154. Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fucking brilliant. Wel as /.'s credibility goes into the shithole and takes O.S. with it, I hope you really end up where you wanted to go...

  155. I must be a loser by Sabalon · · Score: 1

    I have not gotten a single one of these. (Mailscanner/f-secure?) My office mate however has been getting tons of them - they don't have the virus though - someone's machine has been scanning, cleaning, and then sending them on.

    Hilarious.

  156. Virus running around .au as well by ttys00 · · Score: 1

    I've had 4 infected emails in the last 10 minutes here in Sydney. The attachment is always "details.pif", but the spoofed sender is different each time.

    It appears to contact our mail server directly, judging by the email headers.

  157. My dad's office got hit bad by gazoombo · · Score: 1

    Its 10:20ish now.. he usually gets home at 6:00 or 6:30... but tonite he's still trying to clean up their network. all because 1 person brought it in with 1 infected e-mail.

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  158. Just to get it out of the way... by Firefly1 · · Score: 1

    Power required: 1.21 gigawatts
    Threshol velocity: 88 mph

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  159. Who watches the watchers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is this Offtopic, and the parent and other replies about trustworthy computing were interesting? I'm not saying it deserved an interesting, but it seems pretty on-topic.

  160. What about dot-com extensions eh?? by NewtonsLaw · · Score: 1

    Many people (even the dumb ones) might spot an .exe file but I wonder how many fail to realise that .com isn't just a generic commercial TLD but also the extension of an MS executable?

    Attachment: Yahoo.com 74K

  161. pif vs vi by nsahoo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I opened a pif out of curiosity in my pet gvim, it appeared harmless .. i mean it didn't reboot me or anything .. what risk are you people talking about? :P

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  162. Open source virus ? by john_shadows · · Score: 1

    They're up to the f release - looks like it's evolving - they patch, they prod, the thing just gets better - I"ve gotten 30 e-mails from strangers.

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  163. /. irony by DiveX · · Score: 1

    I did not quite get 5000, however I just came home to see over 180 messages. The real ironic/confusing thing is that *every* single one of them were to the address I use to post on slashdot. I get occasional spams by however spammers lift the address from this board, however I do not see how or why this virus would be sent to me so many times.

    I have never received any emails from a human to my slashdot address (not even responses to my comments), so I don't see how my address would be in anyone's Outlook book. I wonder if a spammer got infected and their spam lists got used as a target.

    I thought the email addresses associated with our profiles were hidden in some way to prevent spam harvesting. Quite confusing.

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  164. My take... by Associate · · Score: 1

    All I know is that it got me out of work for a day, again.

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  165. Somethings not right! by mdinowitz · · Score: 1

    Before being hammered by this virus, my sites were heavily scanned by a bot from hinet.net. Besides having virus attempts made to my lists (I have code that blocks it), I've gotten a few thousand sent to an address that exists ONLY as a hidden link on my webpages. Is there a connection? Was the bot collecting email addresses for the virus? How did the virus get an address that is not used by people.
    The news.com article mentioned that the virus reads the cache. Does this mean it has a parsing engine that reads all the cached HTML pages that someone has visited for email addresses? If so, then the hinet.net scanning may be unrelated. Of course, others have seen the scanning as well and made the connection but it may just be two unrelated events.
    Anyone have an informed comment?

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    1. Re:Somethings not right! by mdinowitz · · Score: 1

      Let me update this a bit. My personal email address has had less than a dozen of these viruses sent to it. That address is not listed on my sites. My black hole address (bh@houseoffusion.com) exists only as a hidden link on my web pages and has had a few thousand hits from this virus so far. Other accounts that are listed only on my webpages are also being hit with my mailing lists getting 5-10 messages every few minutes.
      This does NOT look like its reading an address book. It looks like it's reading web pages.

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  166. If you believe you are right fine! by ratfynk · · Score: 1
    This has nothing to do with security and everything to do with the arrogant insecure design decisions that MS have in past and are currently implimenting. My conclusion is that they want Windows to be insecure so that people will switch to "Trusted Computing" or what I call the Microsoft final solution 'Longhorn' Palladium or whatever they will wind up calling their 'secure' version of Windows. Form the article;

    "The virus grabs e-mail addresses from several different locations on a computer, including the Windows address book and Internet cache, and sends e-mails to each one. The virus also forges the source of the message using a randomly selected e-mail address so that the infected message appears to come from someone else."

    How long before this this kind of shit happens in Inet content itself. I understand that 99.9% of web content created by trusted computing software users will be doing precisely what it proports to do. I am sure that your web content is not malicious. Can you tell me that in the future without having processor lock and key systems you will be safe on the net using Windows? Microsoft counts on the fact that very soon no one that doesn't use trusted computing tech keys and locks will be safe. This is the only way they will be able to impliment secure computing, just that it can screw web content other than signed trusted stuff is an added bonus. Read between the lines of what they are really doing, it is just another monopoly ploy and has precious little to do with real security.

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  167. To the author of Sobig: by wheany · · Score: 1

    If you're reading this, why don't you send the next version of Sobig in a message that says somethig to the effect of "DO NOT OPEN THE ATTACHMENT, IT CONTAINS A VIRUS" with the virus itself named virus.EXE and contained in a file called virus.zip.

    You have enough proxies as it is, surely you can "trow away" one batch. You know, just for the hell of it.

    1. Re:To the author of Sobig: by LehiNephi · · Score: 1

      The problem is that joe sixpack and his friends will STILL run the attachment!

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    2. Re:To the author of Sobig: by wheany · · Score: 1

      That's the point.

  168. Technobabble ... by zonix · · Score: 1
    and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you try to play

    Ha! That's just Star Trek technobabble!

    You almost had me fooled. :-)

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    What would an EWOULDBLOCK block, if an EWOULDBLOCK could block would? -- me
  169. Failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I tried to run my copy of sobig.f, that the nice young man in Rhode Island was so kind enough to send me. But it won't run in Winex3. Damn.

  170. It cost me my email account by Glenn+R-P · · Score: 1

    mail2world cancelled my lifetime email account after the first hour or so (300 messages about evenly divided "from" me and "to" me). The account is/was a simple forwarding account... Hopefully they will restore it sometime.

  171. Don't forget support and dev of Outlook exp! by ratfynk · · Score: 1

    Oh joy so now the f'ing cause of this shit is going to become for ever frozen in time! Sounds like Longhorn will be the only way to actually fix this bullshit. Well you morons go out and pay the idiots that created this mess more money my main box on moz in slack 9 is getting pounded with .pifs of this shit, all from x outlook source. Interesting that some of the worst spam bot morons are now easy to track. Now I have a clean certain record of the semi pro spammers trying sell me penis enlargement pills. Amazing some are stupid enough to use the auto address in MS outlook, rather than the pro tools that you can hide with. But then again the tool would have to pay for the tools. So I guess some the persistent spammeres are not that smart afterall. Watch out you are about to find yourselves in dos hell until you change ISPs again!

    --
    OH THE SHAME I fell off the wagon and use sigs again!
  172. Note to AntiVirus Cos: Stop the Effing Bounces by Czmyt · · Score: 1

    Will you please update your software so that it does not generate bounce messages when it finds instances of viruses that fake the sender's address? Why would you not have this feature in your software already?

  173. self-deactivating viruses by xandroid · · Score: 1

    News sources are saying it's an indication that the writer of the virus knows what s/he is doing and is not planning on stopping releasing new versions soon.

    --
    $ echo "ceci n'est pas une pipe" | sed -Ee 's/(eci n|pas )//g'
  174. browser cache by jdunlevy · · Score: 1
    The point though is this: even if your e-mail address is a "hidden" link on a web page, it is still part of that html file. So, when somebody surfs to your web site, odds are that page -- "hidden" link and all -- is getting saved as an html file to that user's local browser cache.

    Let's say that user's computer gets infected with W32.Sobig.F@mm. Well, the worms starts sending

    itself to all the email addresses it finds in the files that have the following extensions:
    * .dbx
    * .eml
    * .hlp
    * .htm
    * .html
    * .mht
    * .wab
    * .txt

    (See Symantec description.)

    It's reading your "hidden" address from browser caches on infected machines of people who've visited your web pages.

    1. Re:browser cache by mdinowitz · · Score: 1

      And that explains why my black hole account was hammered so much. House of Fusion is a high traffic site and the BH account is hidden on all of the pages there.

      Luckally, the virus has so many simple patterns in its header that it can be blocked and removed quite easily from a mailserver. I used the following RegEx on my mail system and it detects the virus with 100% accuracy from the headers alone.

      ^(Re: ?)*(Your details|Details|My details|Approved|Wicked screensaver|That movie|Your application|Thank you!) *$

      (note that the subject rotation is case specific)

      A full writeup is here:
      http://www.fusionauthority.com/

      --
      Michael Dinowitz House of Fusion http://www.houseoffusion.com
  175. next generation of worms by Zurgutt · · Score: 1

    Well the sobig.f worm seems to have been contained, AV companies believe it could not connect to any of its list of 20 servers for a update.

    They still dont know what the update was to be.

    Too bad for the virus that it depended on this list of servers to update. However, there are reports that it also contains a backdoor enabling updating it. Here is my worst case scenario what could happen further:

    1. The authors of worm quickly release new worm, which uses same methods to propagate and which main purpose would be to scan IP's for already infected computers and update them to new version.

    2. New versions of worm contain a strong encryption key to recognize next updates. They also contain a block of "secret", encrypted payload code, key to which is contained in update. This way this block can be instantly run right after getting key in update, without waiting to download whole update, speeding things up.

    3. New versions do not depend on fixed port numbers for communications, which can be easily blocked in routers. Instead they listen on number of random ports and/or intercept commonly used ports which cannot well be blocked globally.

    4. IP of previous computer in infection chain is kept by infected computer, also it actively scans ports for other infected hosts and keeps a list of found IP's. This list is also encrypted, with key coming in next update. When next update comes, list is decrypted and update quickly forwarder to all computers in it with previous version. This distributed network is similar to current p2p networks and makes global updates very, very fast and impossible to track beforehand.

    5. New versions will continue to use email scams and windows security holes to continue spreading.

    So now we have global network of infected computers that can be quickly updated by its controllers to stay ahead of any countermeasures that security people may think of, all continuing to spread and containing a secret payload which could be triggered even faster than update.

    (cue final scenes from Terminator 3)