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  1. Re:Signed up to go to Mars ? on Elon Musk Announces That Raptor Engine Test Has Set New World Record (space.com) · · Score: 0

    Imagine the consequences of exo-mining imports:

    - Increased mass of Earth
    - Gravity change deniers
    - Minds blown from rare-earth elements not from Earth
    - Miner 2049er

  2. Re:Processed flour, sugar and corn on Eating Processed Foods Tied To Shorter Life, Study Suggests (theguardian.com) · · Score: 0

    Ah, the nectar of Satan's tit.

  3. Processing eaten foods is not good for health either.

  4. Translation for Americans on Sony PSP Launched With Long Queues In Akihabara · · Score: 1, Informative

    A bunch of people waited in line in 41 degree weather.

  5. Re:Mental power on Non-Invasive Computer Control Through Brainwaves · · Score: 0

    You're right, that detector would differ wildly from person to person. For example, it might go off if I look at the moon. Maybe to detect "I like Cheese" you need to detect possible related thoughts since the brain has all kinds of links from one thing to another. Just a thought. I think.

  6. In Soviet Russia on A New Elena Story · · Score: -1, Troll

    Elena rides you.

  7. When will they integrate the windows event loop? on GNOME/KDE Integration Gets A Few Boosts · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm dying to have my gnome/kde apps respond to WM_PAINT. Really. I want them to paint and paint and paint, all day long, then I will WM_DESTROY them!!!

  8. Nudity + Driving + Cellphone on Woman Ticketed For Nude Pics On Internet · · Score: 1

    Cellphone conversation between some dudes:

    Dude 1: Dude, I'm driving up 3rd Street, I'm almost at your house.
    Dude 2: That's cool.
    Dude 1: Hey man, there's this really hot naked chick walking up the street!
    Dude 2: Sweet! Whistle at her!
    Dude 1: (whistles) Weeet-Weeeow
    Car 1: Metallic crunch, dude!
    Dude 1: <lost carrier>

  9. Build the kernel in a secure sandbox on Linux 2.6.0 Kernel Released · · Score: 1

    If you want to be safe, build your kernel in a sandbox. Just keep the cats away.

    "No, no, Mr. Kitty, you're looking for the Windows box over in the corner."

  10. Re:For God's sake on 3-Button Mice - An Endangered Species? · · Score: 1

    Is this the new girld server I've been hearing so much about? I've heard this daemon listens on many ports and that you must connect to them in the proper sequence. I'm guessing something along the lines of 13/tcp, 517/udp, 79/tcp, 513/tcp.

    43/tcp your daddy now?

  11. Re:Do-not-spam list on US House, Senate Agree on Anti-Spam Bill · · Score: 1

    When spammers "use" the hashed/encrypted Do-Not-Spam list, they can build another list that contains email addresses they find on the Do-Not-Spam list. In this case the Do-Not-Spam list becomes a tool to find valid email addresses, and
    subsets of the actual list (which could be combined with other spammer efforts to build bigger lists).

  12. They've got this all wrong on Batteries Continue To Suck · · Score: 1

    Vacuum cleaners suck. Fans blow. Batteries discharge.

    Excuse me while I milk my chicken. Now where is that nipple?