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  1. Re:Hmmm.... on Half Life 2 Stuttering Bug Official · · Score: 2, Funny

    Valve's Gabe Newell gave the following press release:

    'W-w-w-w-we ap-p-p-pologise for any t-t-t-t-trouble that has been caused-d-d-d by this b-b-b-b-fnargen-b-b-b-b-bug, we are l-l-l-labia-l-l-looking into this and will fix this problem as soon p-p-p-p-p-possible. CUNT!'

  2. Re:porn better than crack on Internet Porn More Addictive Than Crack, Senate Told · · Score: 1

    He stopped the chaffing effect by using olive oil...

  3. Re:metric time already failed on Museum of the Future · · Score: 1

    The French also created Velcro Sheep, but they didn't catch on either.

  4. Re:DIE DIE on US Army Testing Robots with Shotguns · · Score: 1

    Read the fucking other posts, retard. I know what the fuck is going on in Iraq. I 'have a clue' about he blowing up of innocents. Still, it doesn't change the fact that the parent poster completely misunderstood what was being said.

    Read the fucking comments attached to the parent.

  5. Re:DIE DIE on US Army Testing Robots with Shotguns · · Score: 1

    aww whats wrong? mad someone gets +5 for something other than Bush bashing.

    No you fucking illiterate prick, someone got a +5 for stating the fucking obvious. The parent got a +5 for stating the same old tired rhetoric and misunderstood the orignal poster's point. That's all.

  6. Re:DIE DIE on US Army Testing Robots with Shotguns · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wish I could get a +5 for being this much wide of the mark.

  7. Re:New NRA slogan on US Army Testing Robots with Shotguns · · Score: 1

    I saw it in a documentary on BBC Two

  8. Re:why don't we have more eyes? on The Eye: Evolution versus Creationism · · Score: 1

    So we can cut through more wood with less effort?

  9. Ob. Simpsons. on Titan's Smooth Surface Baffles Scientists · · Score: 1

    Only if it has a liquid center.

    Mmm.... liquid center.

  10. Re:There's nothing I like better... on Titan's Smooth Surface Baffles Scientists · · Score: 1

    completely smooth

    But officer, I didn't know it was naturally smooth!

  11. Re:What happened to ICANN's other uselss TLDs? on Two New TLD's Near Approval · · Score: 1

    It's just not the same without the bitter, middle aged waitress named Flo offering you a refill.

  12. Re:Don't be such a pretentious prick! on Two New TLD's Near Approval · · Score: 1

    He could just be a Brit like me, though I'm not sure if that actually invalidates the 'pretentious prick' part :)

    If you want to get all technical, use the phrase 'motion picture'.

  13. Re:.mov TLD for movies on Two New TLD's Near Approval · · Score: 1

    While I agree that movie studios gobbling up domain names for every single throwaway movie (hey, why don't we create a new domain for each Slashdot article that nobody will visit in a years time?) isn't too great, it's kind of hard to remember the URL for a deeply nested page when it's flashed on screen for 1.5 seconds at the end of a movie trailer.

    Of course I know that if I need to find out more about a film I can hit IMDB and other sites, but I'm thinking more about Joe Sixpack and Jane Boxwine who want to find out more about the horror flick using their AOL intrawebs. It makes sense from the studios POV.

  14. Re:Seconded on Two New TLD's Near Approval · · Score: 1

    "I'll check under .post first"

    In SOVIET RUSSIA...

    Ah, forget it.

  15. Re:Reason why the Swiss are #1 on Press freedom · · Score: 1

    WMD = Wife Muting Device? :)

  16. Re:Misleading title of article. on Blunkett Backs Down on UK ID Cards · · Score: 1

    I don't know how much biometric data

    I hear you need to give them semen, urine and stool samples. Your underpants will do just fine :P

  17. Re:Labour will win anyway on Blunkett Backs Down on UK ID Cards · · Score: 1

    If you're a gambling man...

    Give it a spin

    Ok the odds aren't that great at eight to one on but if you think it's a sure thing...

  18. What next? on Online Game Event Sparks Player Riot · · Score: 1

    Banning the use of the terms 'Master' and 'Slave' for denoting hard drive configurations? Oh wait...

  19. Re:Would someone be allergic to it? on World's First Single-Atom-Thick Fabric · · Score: 1


    Yeah asbestos is very nasty stuff indeed.

    My grandma died of asbestosis. It took 'em two weeks to cremate her.

  20. Re:go Zilla on Godless Godzilla and Godzilla at 50 · · Score: 0

    As an agnostic, I can state without doubt that Zilla may or may not exist.

  21. Re:Hmmmm... on Godless Godzilla and Godzilla at 50 · · Score: 2, Funny

    God's being put into semi-retirement due to long term exposure? :)

  22. Re:What we need is on Study Says 4.1M Domestic Robots In Use By 2007 · · Score: 1

    Clearly the technology is not yet advanced enough.

  23. Re:This is the height of pathetic victim mentality on The Universal Off Button · · Score: 1

    Yes, because that's a completely sound analogy...

    Gee, I really wonder why you're a foe of a friend.

  24. Re:Get this link u p the list!!! on "Phishing" Attacks to Increase · · Score: 1

    I also fell down on the Earthlink question, bringing my score down to a 9/10. I hurriedly marked it as Legitimate because the referred URL was Earthlink.net and not earthlink.blahblah.info etc.

    I could see a lot of people falling for that one as it really looked the business, although I have heard that an obvious warning sign for a phishing email is the phrase 'Dear Xyz Customer' instead of your actual name (which was the style adopted by the pseudo Earthlink email).

    Oh well, to paraphrase Meatloaf: 'Nine out of ten ain't bad'

  25. Re:I can already see it now on Kamikaze Novel Writing · · Score: 1

    I've heard that there's a glaring plot hole.