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Titan's Smooth Surface Baffles Scientists

JazMuadDib writes "Scientists expected a few rough spots when their space drone snapped close-range images of Titan, Saturn's largest moon. Instead, the planetlike moon appears to have a bizarre, mysteriously smooth surface, and Tuesday's images have left them in a state of wonder. Read more at the Tucson Citizen." NASA's Cassini pages have a wide assortment of images and analysis. Cassini's data has already thrown scientists for loop.

319 comments

  1. The reason it's so smooth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    An earlier collision with the comet Botox.

    1. Re:The reason it's so smooth by darkmeridian · · Score: 2, Funny

      An earlier collision with the comet Botox.

      This also explains why Titan is not moving.

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  2. There's nothing I like better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    than after months of anticipation, hard work, and millions of dollars to get to the moment of revealation where the mysterious coverings are peeled off, and my objective is laid bare, completely smooth, and ready for exploration.

    1. Re:There's nothing I like better... by algae · · Score: 1, Funny

      That's the most erotic thing I've ever read on slashdot :)

      doo de dooo waiting for the 20 seconds. ...

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    2. Re:There's nothing I like better... by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 1

      completely smooth

      But officer, I didn't know it was naturally smooth!

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    3. Re:There's nothing I like better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Michael Jackson?!? I didn't know you read /.

    4. Re:There's nothing I like better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You should read at -1.

    5. Re:There's nothing I like better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...millions of dollars to get to the moment of revealation...

      I'm sure there must be cheaper ways for you to get there ;-)

    6. Re:There's nothing I like better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about getting a patch accepted into the Linux kernal?

    7. Re:There's nothing I like better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm ugly. Not celebate.

  3. Not quite as the summary says by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The surface has no shadow detail, so it is impossible to determine whether peaks and valleys exist on the ground.

    Here's the quote: Because of the global haze layer, Porco says, "we do not see shadows on the surface of Titan. And because we don't see shadow, we can't look at an image and immediately deduce what's up and what's down." There could be massive mountains and deep valleys there, or the surface could be completely flat. At this point, there's no way to tell.

    Also, the interesting thing about Titan is that the cloud cover which should be methane seems to be composed of something else, altogether. Particles such as ethane and even polystyrene have been suggested as possible cloud particles. But until further investigation, it only seems to be that our initial theories of methane clouds were off the mark.

    1. Re:Not quite as the summary says by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hehe... i have to return that video tomorrow.

      it's an entirely different kind of flying, altogether.

    2. Re:Not quite as the summary says by mbrod · · Score: 4, Informative

      In the science briefing today a number of the scientists commented on how with the radar data there are no peaks of valleys over 50 meters. The visual is hard to tell the height but with the radar they know.

    3. Re:Not quite as the summary says by hikerhat · · Score: 1
      Huh. According to the one link I followed:

      "There are no obvious geologic features like impact craters or tectonic features," Brown said. "The surface is ... giving even the best geologists a real run for their money."

      According to radar reports, there are no hills or valleys more than 50 meters high or deep.

      I think they should have a scientist death match or something to decide.

    4. Re:Not quite as the summary says by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You put a comma in the wrong place

      Did he? ;-)

    5. Re:Not quite as the summary says by bani · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Sounds like the surface may be semisolid then, perhaps slushy.

    6. Re:Not quite as the summary says by upsidedown_duck · · Score: 4, Funny

      polystyrene

      It turns out that Titan is merely a left-over from the gods' last Nerf battle.

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    7. Re:Not quite as the summary says by kgbspy · · Score: 1

      "the cloud cover, which should be methane, seems to be composed of something else altogether"

      or,

      "the cloud cover that should be methane seems to be composed of something else altogether"

      It's all far, far too much methane for this time of the morning, at any rate. I'm no expert myself, however more people should read this.

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    8. Re:Not quite as the summary says by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      If it is the only cloudcover, then use the first, in indeterminate clause, but use the second, a determinate clause, if you are refering to a particular type of cloudcover on the moon.

    9. Re:Not quite as the summary says by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 0
      even polystyrene have been suggested as possible cloud particles

      We may finally have found an ecologically compatible place to dispose of all of those unrecyclable #6 plastic containers and packing inserts.

    10. Re:Not quite as the summary says by WhiteDeath · · Score: 1

      Particles such as ethane and even polystyrene have been suggested

      It's life Jim, but not as we know it....

      Sometimes you can't help what what springs to mind

    11. Re:Not quite as the summary says by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      either way, I understand what it's trying to say, which is that Titan is not covered with liquified fart, as scientists originally expected.

    12. Re:Not quite as the summary says by Evil+Pete · · Score: 4, Insightful

      with the radar data there are no peaks of valleys over 50 meters

      In hindsight I suppose this should not have been surprising.

      • a moon therefore little tectonic activity
      • thick atmosphere, therefore much fewer meteorite craters created
      • a lot more erosion because of the atmosphere, removing any craters

      Still there is still the possibility of glacial deposits and some worn river valleys I guess. But its the dark areas that interest me ... they really do look like an ocean or a sea or a really big tar pit. hmmmm. Its going to be interesting.

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    13. Re:Not quite as the summary says by mbrod · · Score: 1

      Through imaging with Cassini or when Huygens is going down I think a clearly defined pic of a body of liquid would really be something special.

      Even though it would not support life and such having something like that there would be amazing. I know it is predicted but I like to think of it in terms of anything we find in our backyard of the Solar System means there are billions probably trillions of things like it and even more amazing out there beyond that.

    14. Re:Not quite as the summary says by esanbock · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I would think that proximity to a large planet would make any moon less likely to meteorite impact, since meteors and comets would be more attracted to the planet's gravity instead of the moon's. Some theorisize that Jupiter is what keeps big comets from smashing into Earth and killing more dinosaurs.

    15. Re:Not quite as the summary says by BottleCup · · Score: 1

      Sounds like the surface may be semisolid then, perhaps slushy.

      Really? I wonder if Yoda lives there.

    16. Re:Not quite as the summary says by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Polystyrene? No wonder they haven't found any impact craters. Now that's what I call a protective atmosphere.

    17. Re:Not quite as the summary says by Kehvarl · · Score: 1

      ...and killing more dinosaurs.

      Just where on earth are you located? The Valley of the Lost?

    18. Re:Not quite as the summary says by juhaz · · Score: 1

      I would think that proximity to a large planet would make any moon less likely to meteorite impact, since meteors and comets would be more attracted to the planet's gravity instead of the moon's.

      Well, the problem is that planet's gravity indeed does attract lots of junk, however the moon is in the same gravity well rather near to the planet, so some of them are bound to hit it. Some of the ones that would never have come near it too, if it were not for the big planet...

      Some theorisize that Jupiter is what keeps big comets from smashing into Earth

      That might be true, but Jupiter is really friggin' far away, if Earth were orbiting Jupiter, it might end up getting hit by more stuff than it is now.

  4. Re:that's no moon... by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
    > oooops, got carried away, well it was the obvious comment...

    "That's no moon..." is the comment for Mimas, not Titan :)

  5. Logic Dictates... by nuclear305 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Instead, the planetlike moon appears to have a bizarre, mysteriously smooth surface"

    That's no moon, it's a space station!

    1. Re:Logic Dictates... by ocelotbob · · Score: 2, Funny

      The images I've seen seem to suggest a whitish planet, perfectly round and smooth. It's obvious. The planet is really an intergalactic billiard ball.

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    2. Re:Logic Dictates... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you're thinking of Mimas.

    3. Re:Logic Dictates... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But this time Alderaan shoots first!

    4. Re:Logic Dictates... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's too big to be a space station.

    5. Re:Logic Dictates... by nofx_3 · · Score: 1

      Wait, you mean that's not a picture of the death star? I thought it was some kinda NASA prank.

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    6. Re:Logic Dictates... by Elder+Entropist · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Nope. Way too smooth. The planet Earth is proportionally smoother than a billiard ball. :)

    7. Re:Logic Dictates... by pbjones · · Score: 0, Redundant

      that moderation for you, I made the same comment earlier and got a 0 and 'off-topic'

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  6. Bowling Ball? by glowimperial · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mysteriously smooth? Could it be a bowling ball?

  7. Re:No.... by jdray · · Score: 2, Funny

    Someone should check with John Varley and see if he knows anything...

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  8. Of course not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's hundreds of years in the future.

  9. Excellent news!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "WTF??" is where great science starts.

    1. Re:Excellent news!! by not-my-real-name · · Score: 2, Insightful

      More great dicoveries start with someone saying "hmmm, that's odd." than with someone shouting "Eureka!!!".

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    2. Re:Excellent news!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      "OMFG!" as a close second, and "Hey, what's growing on my sandwich?" a distinct third.

    3. Re:Excellent news!! by glitch! · · Score: 2, Funny

      I thought it was, "Hey, this is lemonade! What happened to my amoebic dysentery culture?!"

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    4. Re:Excellent news!! by nofx_3 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Or maybe with "God damnit, how did this mold get on my cultures. Ok, who left the damned window open?" followed closely by "Hey, why aren't any of the germs near the mold? Hmm thats odd"

      -kaplanfx

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    5. Re:Excellent news!! by cgenman · · Score: 1

      "WTF??" is where great underfunding leads.

    6. Re:Excellent news!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Where have I heard that?

      Oh right

      At least you could blame it on Asimov.

    7. Re:Excellent news!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or also, "It looks safe. What's the worst that could happen?"

    8. Re:Excellent news!! by gnovos · · Score: 1

      "OMFG!" as a close second

      No, OMFG is where mad science usually ends.

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    9. Re:Excellent news!! by jamiethehutt · · Score: 1

      The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not "Eureka!" but "That's funny..." -- Isaac Asimov

    10. Re:Excellent news!! by serjinn · · Score: 0

      > "WTF??" is where great science starts.

      > "OMFG!" as a close second, and "Hey, what's growing on my sandwich?" a distinct third.

      Interestingly, the question "WTF?" and the exclamation "OMFG!", lead so to a single, profound conclusion: "BBQ."

    11. Re:Excellent news!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I heard it by running "fortune" over and over again. Amazing what pops up on that little proggy...

    12. Re:Excellent news!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More great dicoveries start with someone saying "hmmm, that's odd." than with someone shouting "Eureka!!!".

      Of course they start with someone saying "hmm, that's odd". But if they don't end with someone shouting "Eureka!", then nothing has been discovered.

    13. Re:Excellent news!! by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't get it. Don't you know how to pen a silly joke?

    14. Re:Excellent news!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "WTF??" is where great science starts.

      The classic joke is more along the lines of:

      Great science starts when someone says "Hey, that's funny/odd/strange."

  10. The Great Link! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant
    Another possibility, he says, is that "it's some sort of organic goo. It could be some sort of organic polymer, essentially plastic particles. Maybe little polystyrene foam balls. Who knows?" But, as with ethane, these would form from above. There's no known reason why a massive cloud of them should form at Titan's south pole.
    Ahh they found the Great Link!! I for one welcome our new Changeling overlords!
  11. I must be missing something.... by Konowl · · Score: 5, Informative

    There could be massive mountains and deep valleys there, or the surface could be completely flat. At this point, there's no way to tell.

    Am I missing something? The title of the slashdot entry discusses the smooth surface, but I RTFA, and scientists don't KNOW... period?

    1. Re:I must be missing something.... by BlacKat · · Score: 1

      Since when does the Slashdot title, or even the summary, always match the articles in question? ;)

      Or, are you new around here? :}

    2. Re:I must be missing something.... by deglr6328 · · Score: 4, Informative

      They do know something, but not much. Take a look a the first synthetic aperture radar image and first altimetry scan of Titan's surface (there's only a variation of like 50 meters!) and compare this to the synthetic aperture radar from Magellan at Venus . For one thing there are practically no craters on the Titan radar image!!! Its a "new" surface!

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    3. Re:I must be missing something.... by ryanmfw · · Score: 1

      Talk about dignified, they're calling the smooth areas, "Si-Si the Cat."

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    4. Re:I must be missing something.... by DAldredge · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is /. The place where the editors spin more than a Bush/Kerry campaign manager. ;->

    5. Re:I must be missing something.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My guess is that the surface is not completely solid.

    6. Re:I must be missing something.... by knodi · · Score: 1

      In astronomical (or geological) terms, "smooth" almost never equates to new. Full of depressions (craters, etc) implies that it lacks a protective atmosphere to ablate the majority of meteoroids, and lots of convex formations (mountains, etc) means it's geologically active.

      For an object with a decent atmosphere, I expect smoothness implies the OPPOSITE of "new" - this thing is so old that the mountains have blown away.

      Of course, IANAPS (planetary scientist).

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  12. Sensationalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    RTFA! The article doesnt say the surface is smooth .. they say they cant make out the surface's topography because the thick haze diffuses the light and prevents shadows from being formed preventing the discernment of topography .. There are as yet no conclusions about how rough or smooth the surface is. Please don't overhype this stuff.

    If the Huygens mission is successful we'll know more .. hopefully.

    1. Re:Sensationalism by pclminion · · Score: 1

      What hype? The article summary was wrong, that's all. I assure you, I am not jumping up and down because of the existence of a perfectly smooth ball in orbit of Saturn...

    2. Re:Sensationalism by Billy+the+Mountain · · Score: 4, Funny

      You know, I kept telling them that they would later regret having made that translucent plastic lens cap. But did they listen to me? Noooo! "You're just a programmer", they said. "Shut up and write code", they said.

      BTM

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  13. Just a thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has anyone ever thought it could be a planet that was caught in the orbit of Jupiter?

    1. Re:Just a thought by Rubyflame · · Score: 4, Funny

      That wouldn't explain how it came to be a moon of Saturn.

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    2. Re:Just a thought by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Jupiter is outsourcing its moons.

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    3. Re:Just a thought by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      Maybe Velikovsky was right ;-)

      SB

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  14. Re:that's no moon... by jdray · · Score: 1

    I was about to deride you for not getting the reference, but checked the link. Nice.

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  15. Seems like radar passes coul dprovide elevation by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    I am hoping that the radar data can provide the elevation data they lack from the visual stuff.

    I also thought that was a pretty big thing to get wrong in the summary!

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    1. Re:Seems like radar passes coul dprovide elevation by Carnildo · · Score: 4, Informative

      I am hoping that the radar data can provide the elevation data they lack from the visual stuff.

      Looking at some of the preliminary radar data (here), there's a strip 400km long, with no more than 100 meters of height variation. That's flatter than the state of Kansas!

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    2. Re:Seems like radar passes coul dprovide elevation by back_pages · · Score: 4, Interesting
      That's interesting. Do you know anything about the precision of the radar equipment? Could I look at the rather solid up-down pattern of the points on that graph and decide there are ocean swells or would that all be explained by the sensitivity of the equipment?

      Of course, I don't really know what a reasonable swell size in a planet-wide (alright, moon-wide) methane ocean would be.. 100m? With the wind data they've recorded, I wouldn't be shocked.

      But let me stress - I'm not even an amateur physicist or astrononmer, I'm merely fascinated by this story.

    3. Re:Seems like radar passes coul dprovide elevation by Dachannien · · Score: 3, Funny
    4. Re:Seems like radar passes coul dprovide elevation by angst_ridden_hipster · · Score: 4, Informative

      Depends on the kind of radar, and the techniques used.

      If they're doing Synthetic Aperture interferometry (i.e., multiple pass analysis), they can get range, azimuth, and phase, which can give outstanding accuracy (see, for example, Zebker and Goldstein's Topographic Mapping From Interferometric Synthetic Aperture Radar Observations, Journal of GEOPHYSICAL RESEARCH, Vol. 91, NO. B5, pp. 4993-4999, Apr., 1986)

      There's a decent online summary of the technique at http://www.gisdevelopment.net/aars/acrs/1997/ts6/t s6006.shtml

      Now, since it's a spaceship fly-by, there's not as much chance for doing interferometry. You still have pretty good ranging signals. I don't know the accuracy in terms of meters, though.

      I think they'll be doing SAR interferometry at some point in the project, but not yet. I think they'll do it from orbit, like Magellan did over Venus.

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    5. Re:Seems like radar passes coul dprovide elevation by purfledspruce · · Score: 2, Informative
      They should have been using the SAR during this pass. I don't actually work for the mission, though, so I can only go with the press releases and the website...I'm such a newbie to html that I don't know how to do links, so you'll have to cut-and-paste:

      http://saturn.jpl.nasa.gov/spacecraft/inst-cassini -radar-details.cfm

      This link has a complete description of the RADAR instrument (along with the other instruments), which has a SAR built in but for height measurements is using a straight radar altimeter with "resolution between 90 and 150m"

    6. Re:Seems like radar passes coul dprovide elevation by hesiod · · Score: 1

      God, I love science. Or maybe it's just the scientists with imagination.

    7. Re:Seems like radar passes coul dprovide elevation by pragma_x · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's flatter than the state of Kansas!

      Then by conjecture, that would also make the surface of Titan flatter than a pancake! ... well at least those of the IHOP variety anyway.

    8. Re:Seems like radar passes coul dprovide elevation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SAR is high accuracy, but remember it's spreading the radar pulse over its orbital motion in order to do the interferometry, which means that time changes on short time scales aren't going to be stable.

  16. Why it's so smooth... by wirelessbuzzers · · Score: 1, Redundant

    That's no moon...it's a space station!

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    1. Re:Why it's so smooth... by notany · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Thats no moon....THIS is a moon" -- Obi-Wan Kenobi drops pants

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  17. Re:No.... by cephyn · · Score: 1

    Or perhaps Stephen Baxter.

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  18. BEFORE YOU POST A STORY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wouldn't it be nice to have the submitted submission actually resemble the contents of the linked story?

  19. They didn't quite say it was smooth... by RealAlaskan · · Score: 2, Insightful
    They didn't quite say it was smooth: they said that they can't see the topography.
    Because of the global haze layer, Porco says, "we do not see shadows on the surface of Titan. And because we don't see shadow, we can't look at an image and immediately deduce what's up and what's down." There could be massive mountains and deep valleys there, or the surface could be completely flat. At this point, there's no way to tell.
    The article also says that future flybys will give them radar and other data which will let them piece together the topography.

    Another nifty bit was that the methane clouds don't seem to be methane.

    Another possibility, he says, is that "it's [the clouds] some sort of organic goo. It could be some sort of organic polymer, essentially plastic particles. Maybe little polystyrene foam balls. Who knows?"
    Obviously, Titan picnicers have been shredding their plastic foam coffee cups, and the winds have whipped them aloft....
    1. Re:They didn't quite say it was smooth... by aled · · Score: 1

      I propose we rename Titan to Solaris.

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    2. Re:They didn't quite say it was smooth... by ChrisCampbell47 · · Score: 4, Informative
      Aaargh, I'm going to blow modding a thread to respond to this post ...

      Many people are confusing two separate issues here: visual imaging and radar topography. On this one pass, and on each of the other passes, Cassini will get A) visual image data on large parts of Titan's surface and B) radar topography on a SMALL PART. The radar sequence is very short -- they just get a little strip of radar data at closest approach and then that's it for that pass.

      OVER MONTHS AND YEARS, they will gather enough to put it together and form a complete body of INTEGRATED visual and topographic data, and then we'll get the cool flyover renderings that make us all wet our pants.

      But for now they have lots of visual data, which they CAN NOT use for determining topographic details due to the lack of shadowing, and a tiny bit of radar which they CAN.

  20. The answer by BortQ · · Score: 0
    Smooth as a baby's bottom?

    Finally the giant space odyssey baby has been discovered!

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    1. Re:The answer by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 1

      Titan is a baby's bottom, and we're sending the Hygens probe there, does that make us aliens inserting an anal probe?

  21. At last by The+Bungi · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I remember reading Carl Sagan's Cosmos and thinking (as he did) that Titan was the most interesting body in the Solar System outside of the Earth (sorry, I'm a terran chauvinist).

    It's amazing that we've had to wait more than 20 years since he wrote that to get 700 miles from Titan, and it's mind-boggling that we're actually going to drop a probe in there.

    It's just a shame that he's not around to see it.

    1. Re:At last by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder when they are going to probe uranus?

  22. A Little Perspective by oni · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Just to put the Cassini mission into perspective, no human being in the history of our species has ever seen the surface of Titan. No one, in the hundreds of thousands of years that we've been around, has been able to know what we are about to know.

    Sure, this sort of thing has happened before - there was the first (and last) picture from the surface Venus, the first image of the far side of the moon, etc. I hope we haven't gotten too accustomed to it, at least not yet. I think we are amazingly fortunate to be able to see and know things that no one before could possibly have known. There is something there. Some people will think it's boring. "It's just rocks and mush," they'll say. But I think it's special. It's a place. It's an actual, real, physical place that is up there, just out of reach until now.

    No amount of desire or commitment (or for that matter luck) could have revealed it to our fathers, or their fathers, or their fathers. No matter how badly they might have wanted to know it, it was hidden from them. They had to guess, or fantasize, or just live with the mystery. But we get to see it. We are the first.

    And the best part about the universe is, there's always more to see just around the next corner.

    1. Re:A Little Perspective by back_pages · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Man this isn't lost on me.

      I'm not even an amateur astronomer but I've been GLUED to these news reports. Didn't Arthur C. Clarke land the Chinese on Titan in 2063 or 3001, only to be eat by a methane-sea monster? Of course, Imperial Earth has Titan colonized.

      I've been entranced by these pictures and realizing, as have you, that this is not entirely unlike digging up a miniature monolith on the moon - we're exposing something to the collective consciousness of the only intelligence (we know of) in the universe. We've got our shovel stuck in untilled earth, about to turn over the soil for the first time in history, but there is a whole world sitting there on the blade of the shovel.

      The scope of the mysteries these first data suggest only reinforces my awe. It's not like Mars - "These mysterious lines appear to be liquid erosion." It's like, "Pretty pictures, huh? The best and brightest of the world can't figure out what's in those clouds, but we detect dim rocks in distant galaxies by watching the stars wobble." Argh! I want to go to Titan!

      I don't know, maybe I've finally just flipped out on something. I want to wallpaper my living room with pictures from Cassini. That's normal, right? I just gotta know what is down there. Put me on the slow spaceship to Saturn and I'll turn into the half-crazed captain who sacrifices everything and jeopardizes his whole crew to complete the mission. Hell, me and HAL would be best friends. Screw you naysayers, I MUST KNOW what's on Titan.

      I'm practically counting down the days until the landing probe touches the surface.

    2. Re:A Little Perspective by blether · · Score: 0

      No matter how badly they might have wanted to know it, it was hidden from them.

      If they'd have been that bothered they would have asked the aliens who built the pyramids.

    3. Re:A Little Perspective by Frogbert · · Score: 1, Funny

      Why would you want to go to titan? I heard it stinks.

    4. Re:A Little Perspective by benhocking · · Score: 4, Informative
      I'm not even an amateur astronomer but I've been GLUED to these news reports. Didn't Arthur C. Clarke land the Chinese on Titan in 2063 or 3001, only to be eat by a methane-sea monster? Of course, Imperial Earth has Titan colonized.

      Actually it was on Europa in 2010. This premise (well, at least the premise of a liquid ocean) was backed up by the Galileo space probe when it reached Europa. Ganymede might also have a liquid ocean, but Europa still looks like the best place to look for life, IMHO. Granted, I'm not holding my breath.

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    5. Re:A Little Perspective by Audacious · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I believe the following will probably be put forwards:

      1. Since Titan is a moon and since it appears dead (so far), then - like our moon - there wouldn't be a lot of geological shifts (ie: Mountains, valleys, active volcanoes, and the like).

      2. Since Titan has an atmosphere (unlike our moon), and since the particles in atmospheres tend to erode things over time (and how many millions or billions of years has this been going on?) it is likely that the reason there aren't large mountains, valleys, and the like is because if #1 is true, then - unlike our world - there hasn't been geological activities going on for a long time and any mountains have been worn down and any valleys have been filled.

      3. Given #1 and #2, then you would wind up with a nearly smooth surface over the entire planet - given enough time.

      As has already been said in the report - the lights near the southern pole are up for grabs. It is likely that, similar to our planet's poles, the radiation bombaring Titan is concentrated on or near the poles. Especially the pole which is pointed more towards the sun. So the lights could just be the same types of lights we get here in our far northern and southern realms.

      And now for speculation:

      1. The lights could be some form of life or an indication of life or civilization. More likely something along the lines of plankton. Plankton can sometimes emit light also. Before the seas were harvested for seaweed, polluted, etc... there were tales/stories by those who plied the seas about the entire ocean glowing (which would make it somewhere around a 20 mile across area which glowed). This would make it possible that, given no higher order creatures eating the light emitting air plankton, that they could be hundreds of miles across.

      As for the lighter/darker areas if the darker areas are oil areas then it is the largest oil spill ever. (Just joking!) Really though, it is more likely they are areas of a liquid gas. I only say this because a gas like natural gas usually stays a gas unless the temperature is reduce to the point where the molecules slow down and create a liquid. For all we know, the dark areas could be a highly corrosive substance we've never even run into before. It is also highly likely that no matter what it turns out to be - it will be highly poisoneous to a human being. (I say this only because there are so many naturally occurring substances which are toxic to people in general.)

      What would be more interesting would be that we actually find some kind of creatures living on Titan with a different metabolic make-up. Such as silicon (Horta anyone?). That would be the most interesting thing I would think. I also believe that Titan holds a much better chance of containing some kind of life than Mars. This is only because Titan has a bit more atmosphere than Mars and thus has a somewhat better protection against the radiation Saturn and the Sun are throwing at it.

      Just my $0.02 worth. :-)

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    6. Re:A Little Perspective by Tsali · · Score: 5, Funny

      If it's methane, I'm holding my breath.

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    7. Re:A Little Perspective by RodgerDodger · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But if he'd stuck to the plot line he'd outlined in 2001 the book, it would have been Titan.

      The book had Discovery going to Saturn; it was the movie that sent it to Jupiter, and Clarke decided to stick to the movie.

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    8. Re:A Little Perspective by Loualbano2 · · Score: 1

      If Titan has a magnetic field, wouldn't it be probable that it also has a liquid core of some sort, like here on Earth?

      If it does have a liquid core, then it would most likely have geological activity which would result in mountains, valleys, etc.

      On the other side of the coin, perhaps it is cold. If this is the case it shouldn't have a magnetic field and one would have to ask how it kept an atmosphere and what the hell those lights are.

      This is totally from the armchair, I imagine I have missed something. Can someone elaborate?

    9. Re:A Little Perspective by TyrranzzX · · Score: 1

      What about asteroid impact? It's not like titan is magic or anything and therefor immune. If the radar says the surface is smooth, I'd probably guess it's either got one hell of a corrosive atmosphere inwhich case I'd wonder how it'd stay corrosive, or the surface is made of some kind of slowly waving goo, mabye with properties like corn syrup + water, perhaps.

      As for life, depends on how hot the planet is. For all we know there may be a liquid surface and beneath that there's some form of life creating chemical energy to live off of and expelling it's waste as a gas.

      Either way, if there's life and oil on titan, bush'll wage war to get at it, heh.

    10. Re:A Little Perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh. I've never heard that joke before.

      Heh, good thing I haven't heard it for more than a year now, 'cause man, that joke would be fucking stale!

    11. Re:A Little Perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not the joke that is stale....It's Bush.

    12. Re:A Little Perspective by _Hellfire_ · · Score: 2, Funny

      Argh! I want to go to Titan!

      ME TOO!!
      >>ME TOO!
      >>>ME TOO!
      >>ME TOO!
      >>>>ME TOO!
      >ME TOO!
      >>>>ME TOO!
      >>>>>>ME TOO!
      >>>>>>ME TOO!
      etc...

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    13. Re:A Little Perspective by Audacious · · Score: 3, Informative

      All planets (and moons) have magnetic fields. They also have gravitational fields. Titan's core could be different from our own. Our planet, due to it's proximity to the Sun and the fact that we are in a smaller area with more planets, is affected to a greater extent than Titan would be. (Titan is more affected by Saturn and any of the other moons around Saturn.) In our world, we have enough gravity to hold a denser atmosphere than Titan or Mars. Thus, we can live but also, because we are bombarded by and affected by cosmic, solar, gamma, gravitational, and other forces, our world is actually unsteady, volatile, and changeable or mutable. Our world is actually quite deadly to us it is just that the speed at which things change is very slow. Still, remember the massive earthquake in California just a few years ago that destroyed freeways, buildings, and killed many people. That is just a tiny fraction of the forces which could be unleashed. Mount St. Helens, 20 mile in diameter blast radius. Or the island of Krakatoa. Dust scattered all around the world when that volcanoe blew up.

      But to answer your questions:

      1. Yes, it could have a liquid core and probably does but also just as likely that the core is no where near as large as our own.

      2. Not true. An extremely small liquid core (a few thousand miles across) would not be large enough to case the crust to move. Parts under the crust maybe - but not the crust itself. And even then the movement would be constrained well below the surface.

      3. Untrue again. It is composition of the core and not whether the core is liquid or not which would give the moon/planet/whatever a magnetic field. A world made of balsa wood the size of Jupiter would not have a magnetic core - but it would have a gravitational field. A world made up almost entirely of metallic molecules would have both a magnetic as well as a gravitational field.

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    14. Re:A Little Perspective by Audacious · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You are forgetting a few things:

      1. Atmosphere. The atmosphere around Titan helps to reduce craters just like it does here on Earth.

      2. Saturn. Saturn's gravity well sucks asteroids and other debri into it thus protecting Titan.

      3. Volume. The distance between Saturn and the asteroid belt is almost ten times as great as the volume between the asteroid belt and the Sun. That's a lot of space. So again, since Saturn is huge and Titan is like a dot against Saturn - it is more likely that Saturn would get hit than Titan.

      4. Incorrect. The heat of a planet may or may not play a part in life forming. We are biased by what we know but we know so little that life could be as simple as the heat generated by the impact of one asteroid. After all, there is enough energy generated by it.

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    15. Re:A Little Perspective by xott · · Score: 1

      Please mod up parent. Space exploration is important, and this is one the best descriptions why that I have seen.

      This is the same explorative spirit that motivated some of the greatest explorers, astronomers, and scientists who have ever lived. To go and see what no other has seen before, thereby bringing such places into the human realm. One day (although i may not see it myself) Titan is going to be a very important stepping point for humanity, I hope they remember these first groundbreaking photos.

    16. Re:A Little Perspective by Audacious · · Score: 1

      Sorry, that was supposed to be: (Titan is more affected by Saturn THAN any of the other moons around Saturn.)

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    17. Re:A Little Perspective by killjoe · · Score: 1

      " Given #1 and #2, then you would wind up with a nearly smooth surface over the entire planet - given enough time."

      "Given enough time" is a tricky phrase. For example I have heard this.

      Hydrogen. A colorless, odorless gas that given enough time turns into a human being.

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    18. Re:A Little Perspective by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
      Audacious wrote:

      I also believe that Titan holds a much better chance of containing some kind of life than Mars.

      Well, not until they botrh warm u pa bit. And Titan is WAY cold.

      I think that MArs has a better chance than Titan. If Titan is like Earth, then its Earth before they discovered central heating.

      RS

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    19. Re:A Little Perspective by madaxe42 · · Score: 1

      Actually, it probably isn't geologically inactive at all. It's trapped in the gravity well of an extremely massive planet, so it's likely that there are some considerable tidal effects (i could work it out, but can't be bothered right now - how far is Titan from the Roche Limit?) which would result in the 'massaging' of the planet's interior. This would result in increased internal energy and activity, and could result in vulcanism, perhaps under the ice (which is what has given rise to speculation about thermal vents).

      For instance, Io, which is very near the Roche limit (point at which an object is torn apart by tidal forces) of Jupiter is extremely active due to these tidal forces.

    20. Re:A Little Perspective by Iron+Sun · · Score: 2, Informative

      2. Saturn. Saturn's gravity well sucks asteroids and other debri into it thus protecting Titan.

      Jupiter has a bigger gravity well than Saturn, and the surfaces of Ganymede and Callisto are heavily cratered. Europa has some craters, but would seem to be resurfaced by water gushing/oozing onto the surface. Io has very few craters, not unexpected for the most active surface in the solar system.

      It's not like the central planet hoovers all imactors away from its moons. In fact, the greater number of objects falling into the system would likely increase the number of impacts on the moons. Yes, the majority hit Saturn, but that still leaves a lot to hit Titan. Look at the other heavily cratered moons of Saturn like Dione and Mimas.

      The jury is still obviously out on the degree of activity on Titan's surface. There are some hints of linear markings visible in the latest data that some of the science team are tentatively labeling as possible evidence of tectonics.

    21. Re:A Little Perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's methane, I'm holding my breath.

      If it's Europa, it's monatomic OXYGEN.

    22. Re:A Little Perspective by Abcd1234 · · Score: 2, Informative

      All planets (and moons) have magnetic fields.

      Actually, that's not true at all. Among the objects that don't generate a real, structured magnetic field, we have Venus, The Moon , Io, Europa, and Mars. Of course, *why* some planets have fields and some don't is still up in the air (rotation of the Earth's core generates our magnetic field, or so it is assumed, and yet Mercury, which almost certainly has a solid core, possesses a planetary magnetosphere).

    23. Re:A Little Perspective by MojoSF · · Score: 1

      Except that Titan's atmosphere is about four times the density of Earth's.

    24. Re:A Little Perspective by Audacious · · Score: 1

      This is a good write-up on Titan, its atmosphere, and several other things. :-)

      According to the site, it is actually 10 times denser than Earth's atmosphere. :-)

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    25. Re:A Little Perspective by Audacious · · Score: 1

      Not to nitpick, but whether or not it is a structured magnetic field, a fixed magnetic field, or a fluctuating magnetic field still means that it has some kind of a magnetic field. In order for anything (even us) to not have some kind of magnetic field you would have to eliminate all traces of elements which could be magnetized. Therefore, on any celestial body which has been around for a while there is always a good chance there is some kind of magnetic field.

      This is not to say that it could or would not be very very weak. But if your testing equipment is sensitive enough - it would even pick up on the magnetic field generated by a human being. And that isn't because of the braces, caps, crowns, and other things which have been inserted into a person's body (like lost crayons!). It is because we all contain traces of iron, copper, nickel, and the like.

      So actually - they do. When scientists talk about large celestial objects though, they don't mean there is a total absense of something - they mean that it is below a certain level. Thus, the moon is considered to have a very very weak magnetic field that probably would not affect any passing object and that its gravitational field is probably stronger than its magnetic field by some order of magnitude. Thus, to simplify (or dumb it down to the level the masses so they will understand), they just say - it has no magnetic field. Or no magnetic field to speak of. (to use bad english and all ending with a prep. phrase)

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    26. Re:A Little Perspective by Audacious · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is true - but - do these other moons have an atmosphere which is 10 times the density of earths? The atmosphere again would help to eliminate asteroids hitting the surface unlike other moons with not atmosphere or very little atmosphere. Further, the atmosphere is filled with (according to the article) particles similar to those found in cigarette smoke. (Not to be confused with the particles ACTUALLY being the same as cigarette smoke.) If Titan has atmosphere, then that means that it also probably has air currents. Therefore, think of it like this:

      In the desert, when a sandstorm comes along it can kill and both humans and animals hide from it. This is not only because the storm makes it hard to breath, but because of the sand blast effect. The flesh can be literally stripped from the bones by the force of the sand hitting you.

      Again, it may take millions of years, but if the atmosphere is doing this it will slowly but surely reduce mountains to hills and fill valleys. This is also true of any impact craters which were formed. The real question becomes - when was the last time something actually slammed into Titan's surface? Not that we watch it day and night 24/7/365 - but I suspect it is about as long ago as when our planet was last smacked into by a fairly large asteroid. Which, if I recall correctly, was a few million years ago. Without a lot of geologic upheavel it is quite possible that everything has just been worn down. :-)

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    27. Re:A Little Perspective by RobertB-DC · · Score: 1

      we're exposing something to the collective consciousness of the only intelligence (we know of) in the universe. We've got our shovel stuck in untilled earth, about to turn over the soil for the first time in history, but there is a whole world sitting there on the blade of the shovel.

      "Untilled earth?" Shouldn't that be "untilled Titanium?"

      No, that would be way too hard to dig. And redundant... I mean, how often do you see tilled titanium?

      (/me ducks, again)

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    28. Re:A Little Perspective by Audacious · · Score: 1

      This is true. However, Jupiter is even larger than Saturn and Io's dance with it (ie: It's orbit) is what is causing all of the problems Io's having (ie: lots of volcanic activity). The opposite is true of Titan. Titan may have volcanic/thermal vents but if so then that means that the actual activity is taking place below the surface of the planet. In this case it not only would account for the high number of particles in the atmosphere but it would also be one of the reasons why the surface is smooth. All of that volcanic ash has to settle somewhere and, like Pompeii, everything would then be covered up.

      Again, if this was going on for millions of years - even the mountains could be affected by this type of action and ash, like sand, is rather abrasive if blown around by air. (It contains pumice which is used in the soap called Lava and which is a very abrasive substance.)

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    29. Re:A Little Perspective by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      So actually - they do. When scientists talk about large celestial objects though, they don't mean there is a total absense of something - they mean that it is below a certain level. Thus, the moon is considered to have a very very weak magnetic field that probably would not affect any passing object and that its gravitational field is probably stronger than its magnetic field by some order of magnitude. Thus, to simplify (or dumb it down to the level the masses so they will understand), they just say - it has no magnetic field. Or no magnetic field to speak of. (to use bad english and all ending with a prep. phrase)

      However, in the context of this particular discussion, when examining the various forces which act to mold a planet or moon (like, say, Titan) and it's atmosphere, there's little difference between an incredibly weak magnetic field and no field at all. Thus, from a practical standpoint, these planets have essentially no magnetic field. Much like I have essentially no gravitational field.

    30. Re:A Little Perspective by Audacious · · Score: 1

      Are you saying you have a strong magnetic personality though? ;-)

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    31. Re:A Little Perspective by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      That depends... are you asking me, or my wife? ;)

    32. Re:A Little Perspective by juhaz · · Score: 1

      But if he'd stuck to the plot line he'd outlined in 2001 the book, it would have been Titan.

      Maybe. Maybe not, he wasn't planning on writing a sequel, and Titan was never given any special attention in 2001, the moon of interest (with Monolith on it) was Iapetus.

    33. Re:A Little Perspective by RodgerDodger · · Score: 1

      But Europa didn't have the monilith either. It was selected as the best candidate for life, which in Saturn's orbit would have been Titan. :)

      In "2010", and in the movie, the monolith is near Io, not Europa.

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  23. So, then ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did the Covenant glass it?

    1. Re:So, then ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, those Covenant bastards did it. And they'll be here in a matter of days to do it to us. Unless we stop them...

    2. Re:So, then ... by Jesrad · · Score: 1

      Hmm, no, it's just that the Medical Meccanica ironed it flat for no reason, just like a thousand other planets before...

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  24. Nice Engrish! by llamaluvr · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cassini's data has already thrown scientists for loop.

    Main screen turn on!

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    1. Re:Nice Engrish! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Main screen turn on!

      All your moons are belong to us, except Europa.
      What you say?
      Attempt no landing there save your time. ha ha ha

    2. Re:Nice Engrish! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How are you gentlemen! All your base are belong to us!

    3. Re:Nice Engrish! by Billy+the+Mountain · · Score: 2, Funny


      Cassini's data has already thrown scientists for loop.

      No, that's correct english, they are obviously describing some of the intricacies of their software. Specifically their Java exception handling.

      BTM

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    4. Re:Nice Engrish! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good work, bud. Nice post. :)

    5. Re:Nice Engrish! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be Chinglish dude. Engrish is Japanese, where Chinglish is Chinese. Although it is not PC to say so, there are some very common mistakes to speakers of either language with missing articles, improper tenses, and mix-matched plurality being very common to native Chinese speakers.

    6. Re:Nice Engrish! by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      Cassini's data has already thrown scientists for loop.

      It's interesting. Although several of the siblings to this post have commented on the missing article--it should be "thrown scientists for a loop"--nobody has said anything about the missed subject/verb agreement.

      All geeks should know that "data" is the plural form of "datum". Hence, "Cassini's data have already thrown scientists for a loop."

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  25. Re:No.... by jdray · · Score: 1

    This is totally OT, but IMHO, Stephen Baxter should stick to short stories. He's a wizard with them. I tried reading a couple of his longer novels and just felt bogged down. And, in one, I found two of his short stories that I had previously read right in the middle.

    Of course, maybe I've just chosen the wrong novels. Any suggestions for a good one, one that will keep you reading?

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  26. Vonnegut? by Ieshan · · Score: 1

    My guess is that there will be three ladies painted on the bottom of a pool.

    But that's just a guess.

  27. Obligatory... by kgbspy · · Score: 5, Funny

    You think Titan's smooth - you should see Uranus...

    *ducks*

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    1. Re:Obligatory... by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 5, Funny

      One scientist first described the surface as "smooth as a young woman's ass", but had to change the description when other scientists had no referrants as to what he was talking about.

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    2. Re:Obligatory... by SteakandcheeseUm · · Score: 1

      ROFL. Mod parent up..

    3. Re:Obligatory... by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      .... but I know what's really going on Stuart, I know it's the queers, they're in it with the aliens, they're building landing strips for gay martians, I swear to God. You know what Stuart, I like you, you're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.

      Jaysyn

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    4. Re:Obligatory... by GileadGreene · · Score: 1

      Mr. Pot, meet Mr. Kettle.

    5. Re:Obligatory... by Stevyn · · Score: 3, Funny

      What are you talking about? The pages of magazines are very smooth. Everyone knows that!

    6. Re:Obligatory... by RsG · · Score: 1

      (from everyone's favorite sci-fi comedy show)

      Fry: "Hey, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus." *laughs*
      Leela: "I don't get it."
      Professor: "I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all."
      Fry: "Oh. What's it called now?"
      Professor: "Urectum. Here, let me locate it for you."
      Fry: "Hehe, no, no, I think I'll just smell around a bit over here."

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    7. Re:Obligatory... by dickrichardv8 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Benny Hill joke. Benny Hill feels little guys bald head and says: "that feels like my wife's ass" Little bald guy feels his own head and says: "yes, you are right, it does"

  28. so you got a smooth landscape... by LiquidMind · · Score: 3, Insightful

    i don't think this should be such an odd find. what are the prerequisits for a planet/moon having tectonic plates? the article states that Titan has a pretty dense atmosphere, that would protect it from most objects hurdling through space.

    ...maybe the whole moon is covered in some sorta liquid goo that covers all the valleys and troughs (sp?)

    maybe it just wants to be different.

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    1. Re:so you got a smooth landscape... by ocelotbob · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem is that if there is no plate tectonics on a planet, then the planet will become pockmarked with craters regardless of the thickness of the atmosphere. The earth has a fairly dense atmosphere and still has some pretty significant cratering.

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    2. Re:so you got a smooth landscape... by mikael · · Score: 5, Insightful

      i don't think this should be such an odd find. what are the prerequisits for a planet/moon having tectonic plates?


      A major collision with a large planetoid is the main requirement (imparting a huge amount of heat), and a means of keeping this energy in the core, so that at least the central part of the planet/moon remains semi-liquid. Otherwise everything would just cool down and become a solid lump.

      Titan is believed to be heated by gravitation stress from Jupiter, if not from the magnetic field as well. There could also be natural fission.

      It is going to be interesting to see if there is enough liquid to partially or completely cover the surface (oceans/continents, marshy areas, complete ocean with high waves/frozen poles).

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    3. Re:so you got a smooth landscape... by jidar · · Score: 0, Troll

      oh man, you knew it all long then. I wish you woulda spoke up sooner, do you have any idea how much this trip cost?!

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    4. Re:so you got a smooth landscape... by daniel23 · · Score: 5, Informative

      > Titan is believed to be heated by gravitation stress from Jupiter...

      Titan is a moon of Saturn, not Jupiter.

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    5. Re:so you got a smooth landscape... by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      "Titan is believed to be heated by gravitation stress from Jupiter, if not from the magnetic field as well. There could also be natural fission."

      like a tiny little brown dwarf...

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    6. Re:so you got a smooth landscape... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's covered by dense jungle inhabited by snakes, lizards, creepy birds and a small wrinkly green dude who talks funny.

    7. Re:so you got a smooth landscape... by Icekold · · Score: 1

      No, that would be fusion ;-)

  29. Curious by Trogre · · Score: 2, Funny

    It looks lovely and smooth (and orange) in Celestia.

    So how come NASA is surprised when Titan turns out to look similar to existing models? Do the rest of us know something that NASA doesn't?

    It's funny. Laugh.

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  30. No information about X doesn't mean X is false by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Read this

    Extract:
    The data show a variation in height of only about 150 meters (490 feet) over the 400-kilometer-long (250-mile-long) track, indicating that in this region Titan is remarkably flat.

    1. Re:No information about X doesn't mean X is false by Cromac · · Score: 3, Interesting
      The data show a variation in height of only about 150 meters (490 feet) over the 400-kilometer-long (250-mile-long) track, indicating that in this region Titan is remarkably flat.

      That sounds like the Red River Valley in MN. 315 miles long, 60 miles wide at its widest and only changes elevation 229 feet over the entire length. The only hills you see there are man made for highway overpasses.

      Maybe the rest of Titan is as mountainous as Earth, hopefully more passes of the probe will let us know.

  31. Rats. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    When will the empire get the message that nobody wants these deathstars around?

  32. The surface smoothness... by JavaNPerl · · Score: 5, Funny

    is easily attributed to subtle variances in the curd temperature during the cheese formation process... oops wrong moon.

  33. You know what's funny about that joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Me neither.

  34. Re:No.... by Charvak · · Score: 1

    Then may I suggest Vacuum Diagrams by Stephen Baxter. This novel is a collection of related short stories.

  35. Cassini planet generator ... by technomanceraus · · Score: 1, Funny

    cassini's inbuilt planet picture generator isn't pixel shader 2.0 / ARB2 compliant and thus can't apply a normal map to the generated planet :)

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  36. It's a simulation by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 5, Funny

    We're just walk-on extras in someone else's videogame, optimized to save rendering time where there's no prizes.

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    1. Re:It's a simulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When god finds out we've been cheating and using the explosion physics to get out that far, he's gonna be pissed!

    2. Re:It's a simulation by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Maybe god will open source the level editor, since he has better things to work on. I want to play the one where the fine structure constant is negative!

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  37. DO NOT LAND!!! by Wes+Janson · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's made out of antimatter! Don't try landing, the results could be catastrophic!!!


    For the record, I *must* be a science fiction geek, because only a true SF fan would remember that Niven story.

    1. Re:DO NOT LAND!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      neutron star was a great book man. I ain't a SF geek, am I?

    2. Re:DO NOT LAND!!! by CptNerd · · Score: 1
      neutron star was a great book man. I ain't a SF geek, am I?
      Yes. Yes, you are.

      (not that there's anything wrong with that...)

      --
      By the taping of my glasses, something geeky this way passes
    3. Re:DO NOT LAND!!! by Pants75 · · Score: 0

      You're not the only one..., all you need is a big flat sheet of metal wrapped in a slaver statis field and you can land anywhere you want. Then you need boots wrapped in fields too, don't fall over. Oh, I forgot about the atmosphere. Poop. Or should I say, *BANG*

    4. Re:DO NOT LAND!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That story was great, I remember thinking "Now why would a planet be completely smooth?"
      Good advice on being cautious when it comes to the unknown.

  38. Actually... by bigredgiant1 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Actually the article said nothing about the moon seeming to have a smooth surface. It said the moon could have huge mountains and valleys, or be perfectly flat. It said that at this time there was no way to tell.

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    1. Re:Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're dimmer than a night-light!

  39. ha ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That wasn't titan, that was me mooning the telescope. ha!

  40. Tucson, Titan by eDavidLu · · Score: 5, Funny

    Interesting that the article is in the "Local News" section of the Tucson Citizen.

    I thought some of the landscapes around Tucson look extraterrestrial. Now it makes sense.

    1. Re:Tucson, Titan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tucson is astronomy, missiles, and saguaro cactus. Any one of those counts as "Local News."

    2. Re:Tucson, Titan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When Cassini was first launched Imaging Team was based at the University of Arizona, in Tucson. That team has since left for better pasturers elsewhere.

      UofA will soon be base camp for Most Power Optical Telescope on the Planet, located nearby on Mt. Graham. Which is also home to other telescopes (optical and radio).

      UofA is also home base for the design and building of one of the upcomming Mars Probes.

      Tucson's County, Pima, is home to the most strict dark sky's lighting standards in the developed world.

    3. Re:Tucson, Titan by edalytical · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes, never mind that Tucson is known as "The Astronomy Capital of the World."

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    4. Re:Tucson, Titan by Muhammar · · Score: 1

      And the other real possibility is that Tucson suburbs are populated by retired aliens.

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    5. Re:Tucson, Titan by phliar · · Score: 4, Informative
      Interesting that the article is in the "Local News" section of the Tucson Citizen.
      "Jonathan Lunine, UA professor of theoretical planetary science and physics and a scientist on the Cassini mission, says..."

      As in, University of Arizona, in Tucson. Which happens to be a leader in planetary science.

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  41. Planetary pool? by el-spectre · · Score: 1

    The Golgafrinchans will be horrified...

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    "Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel." - A.B.
  42. landing on titan by gatrox · · Score: 5, Informative

    Cassini carries huygens, a land probe which will (hopefully) land on Titan on january 14th. There is an interesting story on ieee spectrum about an engineer who prevented the mission from certain failure.

  43. Re:No.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I actually thought that book was pretty interesting.

  44. Me too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but only because I want to do Uma Thurman.

  45. Hmmm.... I was just rubbing my hand on the globe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    next to my desk and realized, it's smooth too!

  46. radar data link by bani · · Score: 1, Redundant

    ...is here:

    http://saturn.jpl.nasa.gov/cgi-bin/gs2.cgi?path= .. /multimedia/images/titan/images/PIA06989.jpg&type= image

  47. clickable link to radar data... by bani · · Score: 4, Informative

    right here

    fascinating stuff. shows titan flat as a pancake for 100's of kilometers.

    1. Re:clickable link to radar data... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You realize thats not flat, thats just where they lost the data link right?

    2. Re:clickable link to radar data... by Fallen_Knight · · Score: 2, Funny

      wouldn't that be funny if where they lost datalink was like a deep pit or something really cool like that lol

    3. Re:clickable link to radar data... by martingunnarsson · · Score: 1

      What are you talking about? It shows the exact opposite!

      --
      Martin
    4. Re:clickable link to radar data... by Enigma_Man · · Score: 1

      Look at the scale on the left, it's only moving up and down on average less than 100 feet. Compared to the X-axis scale, it's extremely flat, also, in the description under the picture RTFD, it says that most of the up/downness of it is probably noise, so it's even flatter.

      -Jesse

      --
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    5. Re:clickable link to radar data... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's in meters. :P

    6. Re:clickable link to radar data... by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      They recovered the data, later, during a data replay. (Think of rewinding a recording and transmitting it from the probe.) If there was a massive pit, they probably would have mentioned it.

    7. Re:clickable link to radar data... by plenTpak · · Score: 1

      i suppose the "data link dropout" is where the secret moon base is located...

  48. Perhaps... by Mike+Markley · · Score: 1

    It was de-terraformed?

  49. Chemistry of Titan's atmosphere by Anders+Andersson · · Score: 4, Informative
    Also, the interesting thing about Titan is that the cloud cover which should be methane seems to be composed of something else, altogether. Particles such as ethane and even polystyrene have been suggested as possible cloud particles.

    Among the recent images provided by NASA is a graph showing data from the ion and neutral mass spectrometer as Cassini sniffed Titan's upper atmosphere (far away from the cloud at the southern pole, if I understand it correctly). Some compounds have been identified by mass and labelled, such as hydrogen (2 Da), methane (16 Da) and nitrogen (28 Da).

    However, I wonder what that unlabelled band at 7 Da (between hydrogen and methane) represents. What molecule could possibly have a mass of 7? I haven't taken a chemistry class since 1980, so please help me decode this. Are we seeing lithium ions or something?

    As for the speculation that the clouds contain some "organic goo", didn't someone long ago suggest that the moon was made of cheese..?

    1. Re:Chemistry of Titan's atmosphere by rhombic · · Score: 2, Informative

      Remember, mass specs measure mass over charge (m/z). The peak at 8 is probably double charged methane (16/2=8)

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    2. Re:Chemistry of Titan's atmosphere by Anders+Andersson · · Score: 1

      Thanks, that makes sense. I'm not familiar with how mass spectrometers work, and I couldn't figure out what that Y axis unit really was (Da/z, now I can read it).

    3. Re:Chemistry of Titan's atmosphere by ViolentGreen · · Score: 1

      I find it very intersting how the theories put forth from science that we hold so often to be true are often wrong. It makes me wonder if any basic "truths" that we know are wrong as well.

      --
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  50. Just image... by Anonymous+Squonk · · Score: 1

    What you could do with a _Beowulf Cluster_ of smooth moons!!!

    1. Re:Just image... by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1

      Well, you could play pool with it. However getting those black holes in place might be a bit hard.

    2. Re:Just image... by Kehvarl · · Score: 1

      Well, you could play pool with it. However getting those black holes in place might be a bit hard.

      Even trickier would be getting your moons back to rack up for a second game.

  51. not again by kongit · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh hell. The spheroids are at it again. Betty, get me my shotgun.

  52. Rendezvous with Rama by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's just hanging around Saturn.

  53. Jello? by jmoo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    First off I'm not a chemist so please excuse me if this is totally off base.

    Is it possible that the surface of Titan is basically a hydrocarbon mix that is basically like slush or jelly? With the cold temperature and higher atmospheric pressure wouldn't that turn all the ethane and methane into something not unlike diesel fuel when its really cold? This would explain the relative smooth face of Titan

    Hmmm...maybe the Huygens probe will just bounce when it lands.

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    1. Re:Jello? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Well, living in Minnesota, these latest missions to the outer planets has been interesting to me. I notice all this stuff looks like things here in the winter. You'll look at these pictures, and think "yes, that looks just like a bunch of ice that has cracked and refrozen." My thoughts when I saw the Titan pictures were "yes, that looks like oil in the dead of winter that has sort of frozen into the snow pack, and is mixing with it and forming a sludge in certain places, more solid in some places, more liquid in others, and flowing over the ice in other places."

      I think they need to get some Minnesotans there.

    2. Re:Jello? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or Titan has seasons. I don't have a clue about Titan's orbitals parameters but it could be one hemisphere is slightly warmer then the other. Or during Saturn's orbit, Titan gets warmer part of the (Saturn) year. This causes melting of the surface and thus smooth terrain.

    3. Re:Jello? by Muhammar · · Score: 1

      The surface would be just as smooth if the hydrocarbons froze into waxy stuff like parafine. Waxes flow over time (try to prop a thin long candle horizontaly for few weeks to see how it bends) so the craters would get filled not only by melt after impact but also by creep-flow of the solid.

      --
      I doubt that we will ever figure out - and I suspect that even if we did figure out we couldn't do much about it
    4. Re:Jello? by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      With the cold temperature and higher atmospheric pressure wouldn't that turn all the ethane and methane into something not unlike diesel fuel when its really cold?

      That gives me an interesting image - a manned mission to Titan sponsored by several oil companies in order to mine it for oil products... Or maybe simply to strap an engine to it and use some of the planetary mass to drive that sucker back to Earth orbit for easier access.

    5. Re:Jello? by killjoe · · Score: 1

      Could be just snow.

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      evil is as evil does
    6. Re:Jello? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      simply to strap an engine to it and use some of the planetary mass to drive that sucker back to Earth orbit for easier access. - right, who is going to be on who's orbit then? You can't move planet sized things around our solar system without distabilizing the already existing planet orbits, that's one thing. Secondly, what engines? Strap what engines to a planet and make it move? We've been allowing nukes to go off on this planet for decades now, was there any noticeable change in orbit? Besides, I think Saturn maybe against this.

    7. Re:Jello? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      Jellied diesel fuel? A whole moon of napalm and no handy oxidizer.

      I love the smell of .. *ARGH*, the methane, it burns, it burns!

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    8. Re:Jello? by k98sven · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Is it possible that the surface of Titan is basically a hydrocarbon mix that is basically like slush or jelly? With the cold temperature and higher atmospheric pressure wouldn't that turn all the ethane and methane into something not unlike diesel fuel when its really cold?

      I'm a chemist, and you're off-base.

      The intermolecular forces between methane and ethane molecules are very small. Even at high pressure/low temperature they will have low density and viscosity.

      Look it up (then choose 'fluid properties' and play around with the settings.)

      For methane, in the range of 0-300 MPa of pressure (0-300 atmospheres) and 100 Kelvin (-280 F) for instance, the viscosity ranges about 150-200 uPa*s. Contrast that to water at room temperature and pressure, it's about 1000 uPa*s.

      So.. no way it's jelly. It's not slushy. It's not even watery. It's light and whispy.

      Played around with liquid nitrogen? It has a very low viscosity. Think something in that direction.

    9. Re:Jello? by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      Well, I was going for a +1 Funny on that, but oh well...

      I don't know what kind of engine could move a mass like Titan - a month ago I didn't know SpaceShipOne was going to reach the edge of space powered by old tires and laughing gas... I do know that you wouldn't want to move it very quickly... I imagine that by the time anyone gets a manned mission together to reach out that far, there'll be some new kind of engine, possibly capable of moving a significant fraction of Titan's mass. If not, a linear accelerator should work for shipping payload shells out to Titan and back.

  54. There's a simple explanation for the smoothness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Haven't you heard of something called "the Brazilian"? It's the "in" mettrosexual thing these days, not just on Earth. What did you expect?

  55. Is it just me... by boomgopher · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Is it just me, or is everyone noticing that each and every time we get new data on bodies in our solar system, scientists are "shocked", "mystified", "befuddled", etc. by the data? What exactly were they convinced of and proven wrong, after all the Ios, Encledaeus, et al surprises out there?

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    1. Re:Is it just me... by PrvtBurrito · · Score: 1

      What scares me, is that if we are this wrong about things we can see, how wrong are we about things we can't? (Like primordial earth)

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    2. Re:Is it just me... by Tony-A · · Score: 2, Insightful

      scientists are "shocked", "mystified", "befuddled", etc. by the data

      This is not a statement about the nature of scientists.
      This is a statement about the media and its journalistic integrity or more accurately the lack thereof.
      After many months or years of preparations the scientists do not have ready sound bites for the shocked, mystified and befuddled journalists who in turn project their own inadequacies on the scientists.

    3. Re:Is it just me... by CreatureComfort · · Score: 3, Interesting

      From the article:
      But, according to data gathered by Cassini, the particles that make up the cloud are too big to be methane.

      "I don't believe it," says Chris McKay, a planetary scientist with the NASA Ames Research Center in Moffett Field, California. "What else can they be? It would be like flying over Earth and saying the clouds are not water. If those clouds are really not methane, then a lot of the things we think about Titan are wrong. A lot of things we think about those clouds are wrong - the whole explanation of why they're there."

      Had the clouds been found to be methane, it wouldn't have made the news. I'm sure there are hundreds of things that have been noticed so far that do fit the theories and the scientists just shrug and make another check mark on the clipboard.

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      Impossible means not yet done." ~~ Julia Ecklar
  56. Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Mach 3 gets my chin nice and smooth, imagine how smooth a moon's surface is going to be after hurtling around the sun at millions of miles an hour.

  57. My hypothesis is nearly complete. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm quite certain that it has a hard candy shell, my only problem is trying to figure out if it is chocolate filled. Or choclate w/ peanuts.

    1. Re:My hypothesis is nearly complete. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm... how many licks does it take to get to the center?

  58. Simple Answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    Titan is a far away object, right?

    Why bother to render it with any more detail than absolutely necessary? And when the PC's get too close, obscure it with cloud.

    And you call yourself geeks and gamers....

    1. Re:Simple Answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Except that you need a lot more poly's to render a perfect sphere than a really jagged one. Now if it was a cube...

  59. Ob Homer by deutschemonte · · Score: 1

    Mmm...Jello...ahrghgh.

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  60. Texture and massive vertex reduction by La+Gris · · Score: 2, Funny

    No one thought humans would take a close look at an object that fahr.

    So, to save memory and computing power, they did a sketchy planet with small and blured texture in it.

    Time to upgrade the matrix ?

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    Léa Gris
  61. Or Ice Cream! by jonskerr · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ooh, maybe it's hot fudge or butterscotch.

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    1. Re:Or Ice Cream! by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      hot fudge?!

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  62. aliens! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuken aliens man. It is a lost cosmic pinball stuck between the bumbers of time.

  63. The reason they dont understand by schleyfox · · Score: 1

    they are geeks (like me) and expect planets to at least have as many craters as their face

  64. Oops. by brassman · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Caption of the radar mosaic: "The smallest details seen on the image are about 300 meters (186 miles) across."

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    "Ain't no right way to do a wrong thing."
    1. Re:Oops. by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      I had no idea that miles were so small.

      1 mile 6 feet?

      In that case, my car gets *really* great gas mileage...

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  65. The unexpected makes news. by Jarvo · · Score: 4, Insightful
    If we were to read reports about assumptions that were correct, it just wouldn't be interesting.

    It would be like saying, "Yep, Mars is made of red rock and dust." That's not news, it's olds. There are probably heaps of discoveries that aren't brought to our attention because they fit the commonly held assumptions.

    The discovery of Titan's flat surface is like the trailer to a movie. It leaves you wanting to know more, wanting to know why. It captures your interest, and so it's considered 'news'.

    Although its good (for the type of people that read Slashdot) to know that theories are proven correct, it's just not interesting to the wider populace.

  66. True Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Reminds me of the vampire LARPer in a jam on a bright, moonlit night.

    He was surrounded by enemies, and at a loss for action. Panicking, he tried to use his line-of-sight teleport power to teleport instantly to the moon. The judge thought about it for a moment, and said that it was an acceptable use of the power. He then informed the player that his character was dead. The player didn't understand.

    "What killed him," asked the player.

    The GM, not missing a beat, replied, "Exposure to direct sunlight."

  67. Area onTitan melted flat by radar beam from space! by ankhank · · Score: 3, Funny

    In other news, yesterday a high energy beam from a mysterious spacecraft impinged on -- and disintegrated -- Titan's Hoarfrost district. The energetic photons swept without warning across a long swath of the oldest residential and commercial district on Titan, causing the ancient complex of slowly-grown crystalline towers and bridges to explode and collapse into dust. The area has been flattened. The unknown source of the destructive beam seems to have left the vicinity of Titan, at least for the present.

  68. Ob. Simpsons. by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 1

    Only if it has a liquid center.

    Mmm.... liquid center.

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  69. Erosion by UncleJam · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Based on the radar data, Titan is extremely flat. I've also seen on the posts here that people expect it to have some tetonics, or heat inside the planet due to all the stress of hanging around saturn.

    Is it possible that the reason the satellite is so smooth is because of some erosion? If the weather conditions are hostile, and throw in that the clouds might consist of polymers, then that would just tear everything to shreds.

  70. Scientists' for loop?! by Old+Wolf · · Score: 2, Funny

    The article mentioned that this has "thrown scientists for loop". WTF does that mean? Is it something like:

    for (;;)
    {
    launch_satellite();
    if (strange_discovery)
    throw "we've got hello from outer space!"
    }

    1. Re:Scientists' for loop?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and the point of your strange_discovery would be to throw the scientists OUT of the loop ?

      bad BAD coder ....

    2. Re:Scientists' for loop?! by Kehvarl · · Score: 1

      it was probably mroe like

      throw "We get signal."

  71. Re:No.... by marko123 · · Score: 1

    From the review:

    "I'd rate it PG-13, for a rape scene, implied incest and other sexual references, as well as some mildly disturbing violence. Highly recommended."

    Would you, as a parent, read it with your 13 year old child?

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  72. Finally found it! by slashname3 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The third Death Star has finally been found. All these years it has been in a parking orbit in an out of the way solar system. Over time it picked up an atmosphere which is obscuring the laser turrets and docking ports.

    Now the plot for the third Star Wars film is out.

    1. Re:Finally found it! by Kehvarl · · Score: 1

      if it's the plot for the third star wars movie, wouldn't that make it deathstar 1 (or maybe 0)? now if it was for the seventh movie, then it could be deathstar 3.

    2. Re:Finally found it! by slashname3 · · Score: 1

      Correct, I did not want to have to explain that to the vast majority of people out there. :)

    3. Re:Finally found it! by Kehvarl · · Score: 1

      That I can understand, most of the people I talk to can't understand that sometimes arrays start at 0 and sometimes at 1 and if you mix the times up you're in trouble. For the most part, people don't seem to grasp the idea of counting from 0 and -counting 0 as a valid entry-

  73. Titian's zamboni by r2q2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wow, a complete civilization that's sole job is to ride zamboni's across titan's surface completely resurfacing the whole thing. This must be a sign of life on Titan

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  74. Puppetmasters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I for one,
    Welcome our new
    Puppetmaster Overlords!

    RAH

    1. Re:Puppetmasters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The free men are coming. Death and Destruction.

  75. Ah, science fiction by Jormundgandr · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hopefully by the time we arrive on Titan, there will be interesting things for Space Marines to shoot at.

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  76. Re:that's no moon... by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

    Obviously; hence the "oops!"

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  77. alt.pave.the.earth by radux · · Score: 2, Funny

    a flat moon covered with hydrocarbons. I thought alt.pave.the.earth was only a joke?

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  78. Re:No.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Would you, as a parent, read it with your 13 year old child?

    Ummm... as a former kid, did you ever read ANYTHING with your parents at age of 13?!?!

  79. einstein by flacco · · Score: 1

    ...so while god may not play dice with the universe, i guess we can't rule out ping-pong.

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  80. Re:bad planetary theorizing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems that every time solar theories meet with reality, they are proven to be less-than-accurate.

    Less than accurate? Well, nobody is going to be 100% accurate. The mistake you're making though is assuming the scientists are always or nearly always *wrong.* It's easy to make that mistake because guess what the media reports - surprises, things that disagree with an accepted theory.

    You'll never see a headline, "OMG! IT'S EXACTLY THE WAY WE THOUGHT IT'D BE!" The things that scientists and the media and everyone else gets excited about are surprises. So, that's what they report.

  81. That's no moon... by His+name+cannot+be+s · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's no moon, that's a spacestation!!!! :)

    Had to be said!

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  82. Re:No.... by jdray · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well, I can't say (unfortunately) that I'm a parent. Were I a parent, I wouldn't let a 13-year old read it. OTOH, I read it when I was 17. One of my high-school teachers recommended it, loaned it to me even. He did qualify it by saying that it had some mature content and wanted to know up front if I would be bothered by that. I read the whole series straight through (Titan, Wizard, Demon) and loved them. I don't remember the violence being any worse than a lot of other things teens read, including Tolkien. There was definitely a lot of sex, including a lesbian love affair between two main characters.

    But it's been twenty years since I read it, and the fog of time may cloud my memory.

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  83. Its extra parking by JohnnyGTO · · Score: 1

    for the Mall of America!! YOOT!

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  84. in soviet russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    moon smooths you!

  85. Re:that's no moon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ya gotta love how the image gets smaller when you click on it...

  86. You have a gift ... by j_w_d · · Score: 1

    ... for understatment. "Not quite," heh!

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  87. Clearly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Clearly the empire is building the new DeathStar there... Am I the only one that see's this!?!?!

  88. Isn't the earth flat too? by AngryScotsman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Last I checked 70% of the earths surface was +/- 50 meters too.

    1. Re:Isn't the earth flat too? by yabbo · · Score: 1

      Wait a second...According to the "Flat Earth Society," isn't the earth completely flat?

  89. ..is because by essreenim · · Score: 1

    you see long ago Titanian KNEW that it was better to level an incline and build the road rather than building the road up the hill..

    1. Re:..is because by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmmm, a smooth surface suitable for tank rush, good visibility and dense air suitable for air support. If there's some oil, they are in deep trouble...

  90. Or, possibly, by Saturn by madaxe42 · · Score: 2, Informative

    a) Titan is a moon of Saturn

    b) A major collision is in no way necessary, sorry.

    c) What you've written about gravitational stress is correct - tidal forces (difference in pull on various parts of planet due to varying radial distance from Saturn) cause the entire planet to be mildly deformed - think about tides on earth - if the sun, which is millions of miles away, can pull our water around (and the entire earth, a little, actually), think how magnified the forces must be that much closer to a massive body. This is the primary mechanism for liquidity and internal energy in any planetary body.

    d) Fission is likely in any sufficiently dense object. Due to the great heat in the core, denser elements (such as uranium, plutonium, other radioactive elements) will sink to the bottom, where they will reach critical masses and fiss. In addition, fusion is likely, because electron degeneracy can be overcome in planetary cores.

    e) If the core is ferrous, there will be a magnetic field. This will result in a 'dynamo' effect, causing further heating.

    1. Re:Or, possibly, by Saturn by mikael · · Score: 1

      b) A major collision is in no way necessary, sorry.

      I always thought it was the collision between the planetoid that created the Moon, and the Earth which caused the convection currents of the plates (otherwise, wouldn't everything travel in the same direction).

      Due to the great heat in the core, denser elements (such as uranium, plutonium, other radioactive elements) will sink to the bottom

      I always wondered about that. So theoretically, the very centre of the core of the Earth would be
      plutonium/uranium, surrounded by layers of different metals? I read that it wasn't possible to go beyond Iron using Fusion?

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    2. Re:Or, possibly, by Saturn by madaxe42 · · Score: 1

      It is commonly accepted that the moon was formed by a cataclysmic collision between the earth and a planetoid, however this is not responsible for the convection currents in the earth. The Earth has never had anything other than a liquid state since its creation, which has been primarily maintained by the decay of lithium isotopes (I believe, it's amazing how fast you forget a degree after you graduate). Convection currents arise in any system where there is heat, and the possibility of a moving medium.

      The core of the earth is primarily iron, as all fusion chains do, as you correctly state, end in iron, however the heavier elements (Pu,U,etc.) decay to lighter elements.

  91. Wrong moon of saturn by hazee · · Score: 2, Informative

    Rather remarkably, the Death Star does actually appear to be in orbit around Saturn, but it's not Titan, it's Mimas.

  92. If it hasn't already been said... by Zegnar · · Score: 0, Redundant

    That's no moon! It's a space station!

  93. Maybe its smooth because the whole moon is ocean by Viol8 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Perhaps this possibility is precluded by other data but it would make sense for the surface to be smooth(ish) if it was all liquid. As for the 50m high variations , well in gravity that low it could be easily possible for normal waves to be that height (though where does the energy come from? Don't know). Anyway , just a though...

  94. Proprietary design specs strike again by devphil · · Score: 1


    One of my favorite bits from the article you linked to:

    Alenia Spazio [/.ers: the name of a company designing a key component] wasn't alone in missing the impact Doppler shift would have on the decoder. All the design reviews of the communications link, including those conducted with NASA participation, also failed to notice the error that would threaten to turn Huygens's moment of glory into an embarrassing failure.

    Alenia Spazio's insistence on confidentiality may have played a role in this oversight. NASA reviewers were never given the specs of the receiver. As JPL's Mitchell explained to Spectrum, "Alenia Spazio considered JPL to be a competitor and treated the radio design as proprietary data."

    Insert shameless plug for open-source space probes here, eh?

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  95. Polished up for Picture by overmeer · · Score: 1, Funny

    Thousands of titanians worked for weeks to polish up their planet, now they get this? damned if you do, damned if you dont...

  96. Re: Polystyrene by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Saturn's inhabitants have a recycling center...

  97. Replicator Blocks by The_Wizard_-P · · Score: 1

    It's made of replicator blocks. Us just hope SG-1 can stop it in time.

  98. huge plastic brains in the sky by RandomWordGenerator · · Score: 1
    says Chris McKay, a planetary scientist with the NASA Ames Research Center .... " Another possibility, he says, is that "it's some sort of organic goo. It could be some sort of organic polymer, essentially plastic particles. Maybe little polystyrene foam balls. Who knows?"
    "maybe little polystyrene balls ... who knows"??? Well done Chris, really.

    It's quite obvious to me that the organic goo in the sky is most likely a huge pulsating brain.
    In fact after reviewing all the (stacks of) evidence I can say that it is most definately the brain of a malevolent group-mind, hellbent on the destruction of all Earthlings ...
    and we just pointed the way home.

    I, for one, welcome our new 'nebulous cloud of little polystyrene ball' brained overlords
  99. Re:That's no moon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The guys at the JPL had the same thought.

    That's no space station

  100. what is flatter than liquid? by jeff+munkyfaces · · Score: 1

    if it is indeed true that titan is "smooth" (reading the article it seems they are unclear), could this be explained by the oceans of methane we keep hearing about?

  101. Some HTML help from Mr. A.C. & /. Overview by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SlashdotTo do links in html (and the reply text box on slashdot too), the format is:

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    "First Post!" comments, slashdotters pride themselves on first posts.. especially the GNAA. I myself have had one =].. and NO, NOT A GNAA ONE! These usually get modded down so nobody ever sees them unless they change some settings.
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    1. Re:Some HTML help from Mr. A.C. & /. Overview by hesiod · · Score: 2, Funny

      > Welcome to slashdot, the home of the following overused jokes and habbits:

      "habits." And you forgot the pedants! HOW could you forget the pedants!

  102. Re:Seems like radar passes could provide elevation by Travis+Fisher · · Score: 2, Interesting
    They did do synthetic aperature radar on this pass. See this image of the diverse surface of Titan or this image of a feature called the 'black cat'.

    I think the first of those images especially is much more interesting than the "flatter than a pancake" altitude reading in the original post. You can see a lot of surface detail (unfortunately in a region where we don't yet have optical imaging). Look at the left side of the 'diversity' image. Notice the large dark circular feature? Circular feature == crater on a moon like Titan. That is something that we hadn't seen in the optical images. Then notice the bright area inside the crater rim. On these radar images, bright area == roughed up surface. Notice the little squiggly white bit going down from the bright area to the center of the crater? That has got to be an erosion channel from liquid running down into the crater. Then look at the center of the crater. You see another feature with very smooth edges, shaped sort of like a peanut. Any guesses as to what that is? My guess is a pool of the liquid that ran down. Very exciting image!

  103. Alternatively.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "OMFG!" is where you discover that you borked the experiment, and "LOL!!!111-e^(i*Pi)" is where your colleagues hear about it.

  104. Interesting? by Fringex · · Score: 1

    So I read this article and I have gathered a few things by actually reading:

    1. Titan is not smooth
    2. They have no clue what any of it is

    I also find it no shock that scientists are "baffled", "shocked" and "confused." Here on our very planet there are things that are still being explained.

    A few weeks here in Washington, Mount Saint Helen's was at a level 3 alert. All of the sudden, the mountain started doing things that scientists had no clue could happen. (Don't ask me what they are, I was just watching the news. Believe me, that mountain blowing its top is really of no concern to a majority of the population up here. Kiro7, King 5 and Kong 4 all say differently)

    Holy crap! Scientists confused over a simple volcano!? Impossible, and there are all over the earth! I guess it comes of no shock to me any possibilities out there. Titan smooth? Why not?! Possible floating organic matter? WHY NOT!? It would never shock me, only intrigue me.

    1. Re:Interesting? by sexylicious · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't that be KOMO 4, and Kong 6/16 (which replayed KING 5's news, at least when I used to live up there).

      I actually miss how hyped up those news people were. Especially Jim Forman. That guy is hilarious.

    2. Re:Interesting? by Fringex · · Score: 1

      Maybe it is Kong 6/16... I honestly don't know 100% off the top of my head. I know one of them is a Kong but I don't remember which. I think King 5 has some news anchor girl who I am sure at some point used to be pretty cute. Not she looks rolled hard and put away wet. I am wondering if they are even putting makeup on the chick.

      But when it comes to hype, everything is hyped up here. Awhile back there was a news story involving 6 kids being removed from school one day. No one gave any statements as to why. Not one teacher, police official or parent gave the reasons why. They just said the 6 kids were pulled outta school. So of course it isn't news worthy but since everything is hyped up here they had to add "no word if drugs were involved or not but speculation proves that it is a possibility." I am pretty sure that is how it went.

    3. Re:Interesting? by sexylicious · · Score: 1

      I used to think Debra Feldman was pretty hot. Though that was a couple of years ago. I also thought Dawn Scott (on Kiro, I think) was pretty hot too.

  105. Win2k Galactic Pinball??? by PeanutGallery · · Score: 1

    ...There may be more truth behind Win2k's galactic pinball game than scientists first thought...

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  106. Cheese by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 1

    Of course, not the kind of hard cheeses like cheddar that we find in U.S. supermarkets, but some of that gooey fromage/formatge that can be found in France and Catalonia. (Maybe other places, too.)

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  107. That's not a moon! by Snaller · · Score: 1

    Need i say more?

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  108. This proves it.... by PierceLabs · · Score: 1

    God uses Photoshop! A perfectly smooth surface? More like a Photoshop forgery.

  109. who's to say... by Tactical+Skyrider · · Score: 1

    ...that the particular thing we're seeing on Titan that should have been methane is actually a molecular composition that simply has never ever been seen before?

    we've investigated a variety of planets and moons and based things on our earthly understanding of the universe... but what if these clouds on titan are made up of a substance that nobody ever knew existed before?

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  110. Gattaca - Manned Mission to Titan by brandonp · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I watched Gattaca last night, what a great movie. I loved seeing Jerome's (the main character, Ethan Hawke) description of Titan.

    He was smoking a cigarrette at dinner and was asked "What is Titan like at this time of the Year?". He took a puff of his cigarrate and blew the smoke into a glass of wine.

    What a great visual and great description.

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  111. Tides? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    well in gravity that low it could be easily possible for normal waves to be that height (though where does the energy come from? Don't know). Anyway , just a though...

    Tidal forces?

    TItan isn't tidally locked to Saturn, is it?

    TFOAE, guessing

  112. Wrong pressure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, 0 to 300 MPa equals 0 to 3000 atmospheres, roughly.

    (101.3 kPa = atmospheric pressure)

  113. BOOM! by Blitzenn · · Score: 1

    NASA: WE are soory to report that as the probes retor rockets were fired, Titan simple exploded! The result of this is, unfortunately, that there are continental sized debris headed for earth at this very moment. We calculate that we have about 17 hours until all life on earth is extinct. Sorry about that folks!

  114. Pastromi, not Astonomy by Blitzenn · · Score: 1

    That Pastromi capital, PASTROMI not astronomy! ;)

  115. Sigh... by David+Gould · · Score: 1, Interesting


    I see there are at least six people who still think these "geeks never get laid" jokes are funny. (One to post it, one to post a "mod parent up", and four to mod it up.) One continues to wonder how long it'll take until they realize that the joke's actually on them. Hint: you six are pretty much the only ones, 'mkay?

    True, most of us have a tougher time than other guys, but for many (most?) of us, it does happen at least once in a while, and plenty of us are getting it all the time. So there.

    It's time to try being funny about something else.

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    1. Re:Sigh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One continues to wonder how long it'll take until they realize that the joke's actually on them.

      It's called a sense of humour. If you had it, you'd be able to laugh to these jokes.

    2. Re:Sigh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think that's it's necessarily that they think it is always, true, but that it is in fact a stereotype, and for some reason or another people do find joking about stereotypes being played to be funny, because stereotypes a lot of the time are at least partially true. Lighten up, if a joke about a stereotype upsets you, it's probably because it hit too close to the mark.

  116. Scientific theories by Anders+Andersson · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think those theories are seldom actually wrong, but they may have been simplified to the point that they are easily misinterpreted or misapplied. I remember around 1980, when one of the Voyager probes sent back stunning images of Saturn's rings, and scientists tried to understand the strange strokes, swirls and whatever phenomena they saw in those images. One newspaper went as far as saying that Saturn's rings defied the laws of physics, which therefore had to be rewritten!

    Already Isaac Newton understood that a gravitational system with more than two bodies involved could not be fully described analytically. Calculating the positions of the nine major planets and their natural satellites is complex enough. Before Voyager, we had never seen a gravitational system with a trillion closely interacting bodies. Physicists weren't amazed by the Voyager images because the theory of gravity was wrong (it of course wasn't), but because they couldn't predict what such a complex system would look like. A layman (in particular a journalist) may perceive that amazement as an admission of error in science, when in fact it's only a leap forward.

    Then again, in some cases new discoveries do invalidate earlier scientific theories, but hardly those theories the general public knows about. Cosmic string theory and such isn't that mature yet.

  117. No smoking allowed on Titan by cx222 · · Score: 1

    Reuter's article:

    '"The surface could be very flammable," scientist Toby Owen said at a Friday briefing. "We can imagine flammable swamps on Titan with liquid methane and flammable aerosols."'

    You've got to wonder... what would happen if you lit a match?

  118. A Planet make of Slurpee! by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    [homer drool sound]

    Or maybe it's the Lava Lamp Planet from Star Wars.

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