That's EXACTLY the same as my 20 year plan for space! Well, exccept for the line item under 2010 that says "...profit" and the last line that says "Continue profiting."
Of course, the Prius is driving in circles around a post with the extension cord coming out of it.
Of course, the vomit/mile value is MUCH higher than usual.
I've done this as well, but am always looking for free alternatives, even if the language is Esperanto (which I've tried, and would make an excellent free audio set). Anyone have recommendations for anything down the Free route?
You could filter out the ENTIRE internet except for one, blank white page, and someone would accuse you of being racist. Ok, if you make it blue, they will accuse you of being anti-linux. Red? Commie! Yellow? Well, I guess I am chicken...
Additional alternatives:
WARNING: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
WARNING: HOT GRITS
WARNING: COWBOYNEAL
But then again, only old people in Korea post warnings.
Here is a bit of lower case text to get pass the Slashdot lameness filter. What do you know? It really works!
Boss: What are you two working on? You've been sitting and staring at the screen for hours.
Engineer 1: Uh....the millipede project.
Engineer 2: Yeah. Lots of data stored in two dimensional space.
Boss: Great! Keep up the good work. (Leaves)
Engineer 1: Whew that was close.
Engineer 2: In more ways than one. Look out! Here comes the spider again...
Engineer 1: I love MAME.
Here is my quick method for doing the same thing:
1. Drill hole in hard drive
2. Attach string
Of course, these don't make the nice ringing sound of a wind chime, they tend to clunk together.
Here's another method:
1. Duct tape hard drive to tree.
If you do enough of these, is it a RAID wind chime?
You probably get a whole heck of a lot more if they consider each pause between words to be a sample of a certain John Cage tune. Either that, or a sample of a pirated iTunes song.
Slashdot Mirror
Slashdot has really gone downhill when Admiral Ackbar in a swimsuit makes the front page before this does... Bring on the grits!
[obscure Seinfeld reference] The Mooks.
Everybody knows that Wikipedia is best read in the original Klingon.
That's EXACTLY the same as my 20 year plan for space! Well, exccept for the line item under 2010 that says "...profit" and the last line that says "Continue profiting."
This just confirms my suspicions that the music industry is trying to kill the music industry.
Of course, the Prius is driving in circles around a post with the extension cord coming out of it.
Of course, the vomit/mile value is MUCH higher than usual.
Last post before the dreaded Slashdot April Fools articles are submitted.
At least he had the guts to show the cables... I'd be afraid that if I did this, I'd be reminded what a rat's nest I have behind the machine...
Einsteiiiinnnnnnnn!!!!!!! (shakes fists in the air)
Was it just me or did anyone read that as the Pentium D "Seinfeld"?
Not that there's anything wrong with it...
I've done this as well, but am always looking for free alternatives, even if the language is Esperanto (which I've tried, and would make an excellent free audio set). Anyone have recommendations for anything down the Free route?
That would be "buffering..."
Please leave your geek card at the door.
Man, I read that as topogigolinux. Come to think about it, that would be an awesome distribution name.
Information wants to be stolen.
Shut yo' mouth!
I'm just talkin' 'bout SHA-1!
Of course not. RAID makes computers and robots stronger.
You could filter out the ENTIRE internet except for one, blank white page, and someone would accuse you of being racist. Ok, if you make it blue, they will accuse you of being anti-linux. Red? Commie! Yellow? Well, I guess I am chicken...
I hear the same thing happened to the Olsen twins.
Don't ask me...I'm not sure what it means either.
This is a UNIX system! I know this!!
Additional alternatives:
WARNING: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
WARNING: HOT GRITS
WARNING: COWBOYNEAL
But then again, only old people in Korea post warnings.
Here is a bit of lower case text to get pass the Slashdot lameness filter. What do you know? It really works!
Boss: What are you two working on? You've been sitting and staring at the screen for hours.
Engineer 1: Uh....the millipede project.
Engineer 2: Yeah. Lots of data stored in two dimensional space.
Boss: Great! Keep up the good work. (Leaves)
Engineer 1: Whew that was close.
Engineer 2: In more ways than one. Look out! Here comes the spider again...
Engineer 1: I love MAME.
Should read "Young Women Encouraged to Go For IT by IT department".
Here is my quick method for doing the same thing:
1. Drill hole in hard drive
2. Attach string
Of course, these don't make the nice ringing sound of a wind chime, they tend to clunk together.
Here's another method:
1. Duct tape hard drive to tree.
If you do enough of these, is it a RAID wind chime?
You probably get a whole heck of a lot more if they consider each pause between words to be a sample of a certain John Cage tune. Either that, or a sample of a pirated iTunes song.
I think .WC was already reserved for internet enabled toilets.