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Day of the Robotic Tentacle
holy_calamity writes "New Scientist is reporting on a robotic tentacle developed thanks to funding from military agency DARPA. From the video it looks to have a lot of potential, I can almost feel it fastening around my ankle right now."
Think about the implications for the Sex industry!
DARPA: taking hentai in brave, new directions. Your tax dollars at work.
"I would say that 99 per cent of what my father has written about his own life is false." - L. Ron Hubbard Jr.
3... 2... 1....
....move along....nothing to see here....
don't tell Japan! think of the children!
Clever, though it seems to operate more like an elephant trunk or a prehensile tail rather then a tentacle. I would think it would perform it's job more effectively by using a vacuum system with selectable ports to help hold onto objects.
It does raise the interesting question about using design found in nature for robotics.
Personally I'm not sure if that's the right way to go, or if we could find better ways to perform these tasks using alternative designs that don't have a natural influence.
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NSFWHey robot designer: You need to cut down on the consumption of the weird anime. You know who you are. And don't even think about driving that thing near my wife you perv!
My humor is probably your flamebait
...when purple discovers some new uses for tentacles.
As a Pastafarian I'm offended by this immitation of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It's a blatant mockery of all I find sacred. I demand reparations!
Developers: We can use your help.
he doesn't try to TAKE ON THE WORLD (insert evil laugh and thunder here)
Otherwise we'll need three teenagers with time machines and a giant diamont to fix it up...
how long until
We couldn't have called it a "robotic elephant trunk", could we? Never mind that it more resembles an elephant's trunk than a tentacle, noooo. Never mind that TFA also mentioned that resemblance.
Oh no, we had to use the term that will cause 99.9987% of the posts to fixate upon the hentai aspects of this.
It's just a step toward the robotic cthulu.
try { do() || do_not(); } catch (JediException err) { yoda(err); }
I can't wait to get fitted with my backpack and start taking on the the streets of the city. I'll get that Masked web slinger if its the last thing it do.
Power Corrupts,Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely, leaving one person(group)in charge is absolutely corrupt.
Lots of anime' jokes already, but no Doc Ock references. How disappointing. Support American scifi in-jokes!
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"So raise your hand if you think that was a Russian water tentacle."
Tenticle Robot + Tenticle Pr0n = Tenticle Robot Pr0n.
Gross.
Uh oh... Someone find three (two?) time-travelling uber-dweeby dweebs, a crowbar, and some fake vomit immediately!
welcome our robotic tentacle overlords.
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I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist. :(
How many Doctor Octopus wannabes are jumping on couches about this?
Is that a Robotic tentacle or toothpase ?
...I smell a lawsuit coming...
Completely OT:
I remember going to a big dinner for a family reunion. I told them all about this game I was playing, 'Day of the Tentacle'. It wasn't until I noticed that everybody had stopped eating and all eyes were on me that I realized I had said 'testicle'.
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For the most part;
Anime != Henti
Henti != Underage sex
(But there are exceptions;-)
...when it reaches out and starts tapping on its own programming keyboard. Be afraid. Be very afraid!
"It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
and you've got a God-damned Sentinel. Destroy the bloody thing!
OCTOR (sOft robotiC manipulaTORs)
Flexible Appendage for Robotic Manipulation?
Soft Tentacle Appendage for Remote Reconnaissance?
Prehensile Extension for Natural Intelligence System?
ok, maybe I'm not so good at this...
This is just the latest treatment for erectile dysfunction.
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Hide your Japanese schoolgirls! Don't let it near the convention!
Oh, good lord - there's a 300 pound man dressed in a Sailor Moon uniform! Run, you fool! Runnnnn!
As I remarked to my wife the other day while we were watching "Sci-Fi Channel", can we ever invent a robot that Hollywood doesn't depict as trying to kill us?
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...Aquafresh? Surely the coloring they chose is not coincidental...
My HENTA1 fantasies can come true!!!1!1111!!!1
As long as it doesn't drink industrial waste and find a "Chron-o-John", the world will be safe.
I wonder if this is an attempt by the USA to thwart Canada's plan to take over space one arm at a time? As the designer of the Canadarm in the space shuttles and Canadarm II on the ISS, I wonder if my country has a reaction to being felt up by an American robotic tentacle?
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I can almost feel it fastening around my ankle right now.
Ankle? You must read different comics than I do.
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However, I found some other .edu website with video clips & info that are a bit more technical.
p rofessional/research/OCTOR/octor.htm
/. a second university.
http://www.ece.msstate.edu.nyud.net:8090/~bjones/
The clips are at the bottom, but don't ignore the videos linked in the "Journal publications" section.
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Okay, seriously: what is the point in this? I mean, it's cool and all, and it probably demonstrates some serious technology, but where would it honestly be used? I don't think a lot of octopuses have had their tentacles amputated lately.
gnaa is bullshit.
Hollywoodized monkey robot ninja pirates ATTACK!!!
... be powered by beer?
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The colours remind me of toothpaste, I can't wait to see who will prevail in the Robot Vs the Cavity Creeps War
... oh, you know the rest.
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The article says that parts of the Robot tenticle were produced offshore for tax reasons. This gives a new meaning to the phrase "Tax Snake" (a term normally used in accounting to mean a chain of companies that you can't get to the bottom of - because snakes don't have bottoms).
U send me ur snake 4 ur outsourced job plz.
They need to learn from Spiderman; this just can't turn out good.
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... Tentacle porn is driving technology forward.
Think of the applications for Hentai Cosplay.
... water tentacle raises YOU!
(I am so dreadfully sorry)
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Sounds more like something NERV would come up with.
Never give in--never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to conviction
They mention creating a backpack with extra limbs. Um... maybe they have watch 1 too many episodes of Spiderman. They better fix the mind inhibitor chip first though.
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This will totally destabilize the status quo in the Tijuana gentlemen's entertianment industry. Goodbye donkey shows, hello elephant shows!
the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
It strikes me as odd that we have a government agency devoted solely to pay other people to make their own sci-fi wet-dreams become reality. From what I've read in the news, there is nothing new or innovative about DARPA. It manages and directs selected basic and applied research and development projects. So... you pay other people to make the stuff you saw in Spiderman 2. I think that such projects create a great opportunity for colleges and universities, but I don't really understand the principle of "a complete acceptance of failure if the payoff of success [is] high enough" to use insects to do our spying for us. DARPA was created to keep the U.S. on the cutting-edge of technology, but they appear to be off the deep-end of technology instead.
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Schoolgirls all over Japan just felt an icy chill of fear whip through them.
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The video at the website is very illustrative.
:)
The quality is good and shows what are the thing the robot can do.
Its movements still are corky, and not ver smooth. The tip camera always was seeking for coke
Now, the next step would be to have 2 or more of this things working together...
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start counting above this post and subtract by 10 to find out!
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The first thing I thought when I caught this headline was the awesome old-school Day of the Tentacle game.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Day_of_the_Tentacle
Why is he posting such bad words!?
They were developed through a project called OCTOR (sOft robotiC manipulaTORs)
MOSCREND (soMe Of theSe aCRonyms arE gettiNg riDiculous) is all I have to say.
HELAD (wHEn wiLl the mAdness enD)?
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One can only imagine the affect this will have on the rate of recruitment of Japonese school girls into the armed forces.
-Grey
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"A video (55mb MPEG) created by the researchers shows the tentacles undergoing testing." + Slashdotted = Oh snap, we broke the intarweb.
I for one welcome our new Robotic Sea Monster overlords.
It is not clear what military purposes the Octarms will be used for
My guess is some variation on the 'killing people' theme that seems so popular with the military.
-Grey
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It is a reference to the fuckin sweet computer game, Maniac Mansion: Day of the Tentacle.
as if I could... RULE THE WORLD!
Okay, I don't know the exact quote as I only know it in Spanish, but you get the idea...
... that misread the title and thought, "Does that make the robots braver? Maybe I could kick a psyco robot between the legs and escape?..."
i'd think there are at least five 9's there
...has been replaced by an IMPOSTER!!!! RUN!! RUN!!!!!!!
You are only able to see it with the special sunglasses!!!!!!
It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again.
Captain Murphy: Oh and tell it to turn it's head and cough
Remember kids, with great power comes great opportunity to abuse that power
Seriously. It's Noo-Noo without the casing.
Scientists, eh? They'll be getting ideas from Postman Pat.
Fear? Initially, yes, but we all know the the first and only rule to tentacle pr0n:
;-)
If she survived, she liked it.
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Doc Oc is going to be PISSED!.
Actually, when I was back in college, genetic algorithms were the hot topic in one of our VLSI classes that year. What they did was apply the genetic algorthim process to a Field Programmable Gate Array (FPGA) chip to solve a computation. An FPGA is sort of like a giant array of ANDs, ORs, and NOTs with a "control array" of flip-flops that allow you to control the routing of the inputs; you can just load in a new sequence and end up with different outputs using the same hardware. The genetic algorithm comes in by randomly generating the control array sequence. You then compare the output with the target output, then blend the successful solutions together until you have the final solution, all without any hardware design involved.
The story goes, some researchers did this to attempt to reproduce a non-linear equation, I think like a Fourier Transform. The plus side was, they were successfully able to demonstrate that the resultant chip configuration was able to provide the expected results. However, after analyzing the actually solution, the researchers found that the chip was actually creating resonance between different parts of the circuit in such a way that there was no direct path between the input and output signal.
The genetic algorithm had created an analog solution in digital hardware by incorporating the electromagnetic losses and field coupling of the FPGA wiring itself; if they had tried to tweak the "solution" by removing portions of the unused pieces of the FPGA circuit, or even using the same control sequence on a different FPGA, the "solution" would not work.
Hehehe... I've been expecting this since I went to the Robotics confrence in Boston last year. A lot of search and rescue operations can only be done with a camera on a stick. The other alternatives are simply not viable. Unfortunately, a camera on a stick is usually hard to navagate around the rubble. Hence the OCTOR can improve the mobility of this method because it can bend and move at the end of the camera.
Ooo man the floppy drive is broken. No wait. The computer is just upside down.
Now your friendly berserker can have tentacles. What will they think of next. Wait until these can reproduce and our days are numbered.
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Well, sure... but using the term "tentacle" instead of "arm" makes it immediately clear that it's not a conventional arm with stiff elements, which is the whole point of the project.
Also, I'm pretty sure nobody on the team had any idea of the jokes that might be spawned.
Hentai gurus are amongst the most incentive.
'Once scientists, even the dim-witted social scientists, get muzzled, the Western Civilization is finished.' - oldhack
When this story broke, I got a giddy little thrill, and not just because of the sex applications either. I was more excited that a paper to which I contributed was cited as a reference for this work. Forward the Tentacle Revolution!
"OCTOR (sOft robotiC manipulaTORs)"
SHENANIGANS.
I think we have a winner before the fight begins.
Is it just me, or is DARPA the place to be lately? I mean, they're funding of research into robotics that I thought the industry would long ago have investigated. I mean, hello, Grand Challange and the auto industry; DARPA has done more in the last three years than the industry has in 30! And next year they're poised to be even further.
;) (Can you imagine a robotic delivery vehicle that had these "arms" on it? They could investigate suspicious items, move obsticles, and see around corners. Hell, remove the wheels and use the tenticles to walk on.)
This non-tenticle elephant trunk like device and who knows what other devices and software or hardware systems...
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Don't these people watch movies?!? For God's sakes do we *WANT* squiddies charging round killing people with their robo-tentacles?
It's 55MB, so the Coral network won't save them.
Not direct linked on purpose
-http://www.ces.clemson.edu/~ianw/icra06_vid.mpeg
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"Also, I'm pretty sure nobody on the team had any idea of the jokes that might be spawned."
yes quite right, it seems unlikely that a bunch of math and engineer nerds would have any idea whatsoever. I mean it's like if I drew a ven diagram you'd have one circle representing hentai fans and another circle representing robot jocks, and they'd be like almost completely separate.
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Now Purple Tentacle is free to use his evil mutant powers to take over the world, and ENSLAVE ALL HUMANITY!
From TFA: ...believes the robotic tentacles could perhaps one day be used to create a robotic octopus or even a backpack with extra limbs....
Is anybody even reading this? Where are the Doc Ock references? Entertain me dammit!
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They should have made it green and slimy with suckers running down the bottom.
But instead, it looks like the robot is squirting out an industrial-sized amount of Aquafresh toothpaste.
You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
I'm sorry, but I'm unfamiliar with this "hentai" of which you speak. Does it have something to do with tentacle-overlords?
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What appendage on the human body does a Elephant trunk most resemble? One very few male Slashdot readers have a use for, anyway...
Windows has detected an undetectable error.
That wasn't fear.
..giant robotic toothpaste dispenser!
www.ocrobotics.com
They already deploy in nuclear facilities and things. Cool videos on the website too.
I feel like I could...
Like... I... could...
TAKE OVER
THE WORLD!!!
Sorry, but am I the only one who finds this sinisterly weaving limb quite creepy?
The link is on the Tentacle's page. The direct link is http://www.newscientisttech.com/article/dn9117 .
Yes, they will be separated by the vertically oblong group of girlfriendless frutrated slashdotters.
Sorry, bad joke. To early in the morning.
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So, who do I have to bribe to get my robotic godzilla darpa project funded???!!!!!111one
I think Doc Oc will soon pay us a visit.
I for one welcome our new multi-apendage tentacle overlords.
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did any see this little video ( http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/05/robotmule2.html ). The locomotion works a treat.