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  1. Re:Yardage? on Golf in Space · · Score: 1

    Well since it's orbiting, it should keep returning past the spot it started at negating the yardage, so basically the farthest it can go is the diameter of the circle crerated by it's orbit.

  2. Music name limitation on Yahoo Exec Speaks Against DRM · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yahoo, however, prohibits the download of songs with the string "allah" in them.

  3. Re:Testing at UW/Madison? on The World's Fastest Image Processor · · Score: 1

    As a student of UW Madison, I can assure you, it has already been done. Just another title to add, #1 party school and most impressive picture of someone's ass.

  4. What to do with the whiskey? on Creative use for empty whiskey bottles · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's not a true whiskey-computer till that sucker's whiskey-cooled!

  5. Re:He's not Chuck Norris, because... on Bill Gates' Taxes Require Special Computer · · Score: 2, Funny
    Unless you actually ARE Chuck Norris...which would be way cool.

    If he was actually Chuck Norris, we would have all been roundhouse kicked by now.

  6. More bad news for Sean Penn on Gmail Mis.delivered? · · Score: 1
    Guess he also can't take the email Sean.Penn@gmail.com

    Sean Penn Demands To Know What Asshole Took SeanPenn@gmail.com

  7. "The World" according to Google? on The World According to Google · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hmmmm, turns up 2,840,000,000 hits

  8. I would have read TFA... on College Students Lack Literacy · · Score: 1

    but I'm just a college student

  9. When has anyone ever used math in the real world? on Mathematics Skills More in Demand Than Ever · · Score: 1
    Guy on Street #2: It's 3:00. Where the hell is Louie?

    Guy on Street #1: Well, you tell me. Louie left his house at 2:15 and had to travel a distance 6.2 miles traveling at a rate of five miles a hour. When will Louie get here?

    Guy On Street #2: Depends if he stops to see his ho.

    Guy on Street #1: That's what we call a "variable".

  10. The movie title is... on Crossing America on a Segway · · Score: 1
    The Segway Diaries

    This isn't a tale of heroic feats. It's about two lives running parallel for a while, with common aspirations and similar dreams; also about two guys riding a Segway.

  11. Re:Let the slashdotting begin on Felony For Refreshing a Web Page? · · Score: 1
    just hit F5 to try again. It'll work eventually...

    Sir you'll have to come with me, you're under arrest for telling people to refresh a web page.

  12. Re:Did anybody get the number of that truck? on 'EyeBud' for the iPod Video · · Score: 1

    Awesome, finally something for that long drive to work!

  13. Uranus is so big... on New Uranus Moons and Rings Discovered · · Score: 3, Funny

    they're still discovering moons around it.

  14. And for dinner they had... on 3 Email Chiefs Come to Dinner · · Score: 5, Funny

    spam egg spam spam bacon and spam

  15. Re:Touched by his noodly appendage... on Federal Judge Rules Against Intelligent Design · · Score: 1

    Ramen!

  16. Re:WTF? on New Possible Record Prime Number Found · · Score: 2, Funny

    just do what I do, use 1-2-3-4-5

  17. My proposal... on NASA Seeks Geniuses and Visionaries · · Score: 1
    "The Effects of Gasoline...on Fire!!"

    come on big money, big money, no whammy!

  18. And now let's hear what John Madden has to say... on Up Next... Skypecasting · · Score: 0, Redundant

    FOOTBALL!

  19. Re:Since these women are digital.... on Miss Digital World 2005 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Even real women come with an EULA, it's called a relationship. Just like EULA's you never understand all the terms but you check the box saying you accept them because you want to use the product.

  20. Re:it's IS NOT EQUAL TO its on Under the Hood of the Xbox 360 · · Score: 1

    Ohhhhh, if you want it to be possessive, it's just "ITS." But if it's supposed to be a contraction, then it's "I-T-apostrophe-S," Scalawag.

  21. I had a chat with the virus... on New Worm Chats with Users on AIM · · Score: 1

    it seemed very nice to me, how could I not download the file it told me was not a virus?

  22. Re:Digg Mentioned on Slashdot... on The Rise of Digg.com · · Score: 1

    /me wonders if posting story on slashdot is an attempt to overrun their servers with the slashdot effect

  23. Re:OMFG!!! on Literature Teeters on the Edge of a 'Gr8 Fall' · · Score: 1

    Now we just need to see it done in 30 seconds....by bunnies!

  24. Re:Most likely explanation on Man Cures Himself of HIV? · · Score: 1

    Maybe it should have been rule of wrist.

  25. Would you put your brain in a robot body? on Defend Yourself in the Imminent Robot Rebellion · · Score: 1

    A robot war is indeed imminent! Derek 'Stormy' Waters: Okay, okay. So, say I put my brain in a robot body and there's a war. Robots versus humans. What side am I on? Debbie DuPree: Humans! You have a human brain. Sparks: But... the humans discriminate against you. You can't even vote! Marco: We'd better not have to live on a reservation. That would really chap my caboose. Captain Murphy: Yeah, but... nobody knows you're a robot. You look the same. Debbie DuPree: Uh, uh. Dogs know. That's how the humans hunt you. Derek 'Stormy' Waters: They're gonna' hunt me? For sport? Marco: That's why we have to CRUSH mankind! So you might as well get on board for the big win, Stormy. Old Gus: The penalty for a robot harming a human will be one thousand years frozen in carbonite! Derek 'Stormy' Waters: A thousand years frozen in carbonite? It'll be so cold! Captain Murphy: My nipples are hard just thinking about it.