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Apple Sued Over Potential Hearing Loss

freaktheclown writes "A man is suing Apple, claiming that the iPod can cause hearing loss for those who use it." From the article: "The iPod players are 'inherently defective in design and are not sufficiently adorned with adequate warnings regarding the likelihood of hearing loss,' according to the complaint, filed Tuesday in U.S. District Court in San Jose, Calif., on behalf of John Kiel Patterson of Louisiana. The suit, which Patterson wants certified as a class-action, seeks compensation for unspecified damages and upgrades that will make iPods safer."

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  1. Stop by MountainMan101 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The world has enough proof that there is no intelligent life in the US.

    1. Re:Stop by Neeko110 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Warning: Nail Clippers will cut nails.

    2. Re:Stop by msh104 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      couldn't apple sue them back stating that while you they said that you *can* use the ipod to listen to music but that there is nowhere in the manual that you actually *should* do that, and that the device is pretty safe as and that there is no risk as long as the device is not used. and that it was your choice to use it for something they didn't told you to use it and that it is therefore your own fault that you have become bad hearing....

      sigh..

    3. Re:Stop by I+Like+Pudding · · Score: 2

      WHAAAAAT? SPEAK UP!

    4. Re:Stop by a55clown · · Score: 1

      Not to mention: Coffee can be HOT!

    5. Re:Stop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the biggest sign of a lack of intelligent life that we've seen today is when certain posters make sweeping general statements against the people of an entire nation. What's really awesome is that, when they're doing it, they think they're being quite insightful -- dropping a pithy little remark here and there ("ooh! This one will get them! It's anti-US and it's witty!") when in reality, they're merely betraying for anyone with even a semblance of intelligence how idiotic they actually are. The parent post smacks of idiocy and elitism.

    6. Re:Stop by bursch-X · · Score: 1

      Not in the US.

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    7. Re:Stop by SquierStrat · · Score: 1

      You might want to watch out, this was done in France first, where the legal action was successful and forced Apple to pull iPods from shelves for software updates to limit their output.

      But, on the other hand, it's stupid no mater who does it.

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    8. Re:Stop by AdrienCo · · Score: 1

      I'm not sur how is the law in US but in France all those devices must have their output limited. Apple hadn't made the needed change for iPod sold in France and have been sued for it, not because of the stupidity of some users...

    9. Re:Stop by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      This has been done in France ever since the first portable players appeared (that would have been the Sony walkman) where output was limited to 100db if I remember correctly.

      This was done by the local homologation board as it was estimated to be "reasonably safe". A mention that listening at full blast for a long time could be harmful" was still made mandatory.

      There was no legal action at the time, and hasn't been any with Apple. Dragging people in court over every litle thing isn't done here.

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    10. Re:Stop by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The parent post smacks of idiocy and elitism.

      I think the post smacks more of frustration at living in a nation where the notion of such an idiotic lawsuit is even possible. Or possibly the poster doesn't live in the US. In that case I'll say "same goes for me."

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    11. Re:Stop by DrHanser · · Score: 1

      While it's funny to laugh about that McDonald's lawsuit, the fact of the matter is that the woman ended up with 3rd degree burns. It's pretty damn hard to get a 3rd degree burn -- nevermind getting one from coffee. She was perfectly justified in suing McDonalds: that coffee was WAY hotter than it should have been. (I say this as someone who hates ridiculous lawsuits (like the one in this story) as much as anyone else.)

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  2. I'm taking dibs on iRiver by Goostoff · · Score: 2, Funny

    If he gets Apple, then I'm calling iRiver for the damage they've done to my hearing.

    1. Re:I'm taking dibs on iRiver by rishistar · · Score: 5, Funny

      And I'm suing slashdot for the mental anguish caused by a certain goatse picture.

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    2. Re:I'm taking dibs on iRiver by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      If he gets Apple, then I'm calling iRiver for the damage they've done to my hearing.

      Good call, but I think European iRiver players have a volume limiter in firmware - some EU regulation or other to prevent hearing damage.

      So... I think I'll be suing Rockbox for removing that limitation and letting me pump ska into my ears without Brussels' interference ;)

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    3. Re:I'm taking dibs on iRiver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see the problem here.
      Just turn the volume up!

      Disclaimer:
      I once saw a tv show, where a not too bright young man gave that exact answer.
      He had hearing problems, and the doctors explained to him that this was because of his listening habits. His response:
      So I should turn up the volume then?

    4. Re:I'm taking dibs on iRiver by InsaneLampshade · · Score: 1

      AFAIK, the regulation only applies to France, but for some reason they added the volume limitation to all European iRiver's.

    5. Re:I'm taking dibs on iRiver by krusbjorn · · Score: 2, Funny

      And I'll sue my shower manufacturer for making my skin wrinkeled. Someone should talk some sense into that guy. Oh wait...

    6. Re:I'm taking dibs on iRiver by WebCrapper · · Score: 3, Funny

      Na, you'll make more money when you sue for mental anguish over shrinkage...

      "There's no warning on the cold water saying it'll shrink! I yelled "Oh my god! Its shrinking, its going away!" My girlfriend ran in because of the screaming and just laughed at me. I thought my sex life was over. Judge, she calls me Turtle now. I can't go out to any clubs anymore.

      If some idiot can sue and win over tripping over a crack on your property, yea, I could see you winning the above.

    7. Re:I'm taking dibs on iRiver by prionic6 · · Score: 1

      European iPods have a volume limiter, too. At least I read about how to turn it off.

    8. Re:I'm taking dibs on iRiver by ronaldb64 · · Score: 1
      In other news, manufacturers of matches are now required to label their products with the warning "May cause fires and burns".

      Where's the clue club when you need it...

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    9. Re:I'm taking dibs on iRiver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seeing it the first time was slashdot's fault; making it your wallpaper was yours.

    10. Re:I'm taking dibs on iRiver by Ced_Ex · · Score: 1

      I'm going to sue my monitor company for my eye prescription getting worse!

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    11. Re:I'm taking dibs on iRiver by Ced_Ex · · Score: 1

      Where's the clue club when you need it...

      Sorry... I'll give it back to you once I'm done using it on a client with a technical support issue.

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    12. Re:I'm taking dibs on iRiver by dgatwood · · Score: 1
      I should sue the RIAA for giving me music that's so bad that it made me want to go deaf in the first place!

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    13. Re:I'm taking dibs on iRiver by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      I'm going to sue the makers of mine for not making my vision worse. After all, they're denying me my right to sue.

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    14. Re:I'm taking dibs on iRiver by ashridah · · Score: 1

      If he gets Apple, then I'm calling iRiver for the damage they've done to my hearing.

      And you'd probably have no case. In europe, Iriver comply with regulations to prevent the player from causing hearing damage (volume limiting), and I'm pretty sure they have the warnings in the documentation that warn against excessive usage.

      The person who's taking the action against apple is doing it because of inadequate warnings on the devices.
      Iriver have these warnings (at least for my model, the H140) in their manuals, and thus, have made the appropriate effort to educate people (not iriver's fault if people don't read a manual that tells you to read it first :) )

      ash

    15. Re:I'm taking dibs on iRiver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh nose, i turned the volume up to high, it must be the manufactures fault for allowing my darwin award winning ass the chance to deafen my self!

    16. Re:I'm taking dibs on iRiver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Goat Who Picture?

    17. Re:I'm taking dibs on iRiver by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      If you were married, your wife could sue the shower manufacturer for loss of consortium.

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    18. Re:I'm taking dibs on iRiver by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 3, Funny

      The Clue Club has been recalled because of the danger of splinters. If you have received injury due to splinters in the act of wielding the clue club, you might qualify to be part of the class action suit. Operators are standing by.

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    19. Re:I'm taking dibs on iRiver by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      iRivers ship with AVLS (automatic volume limiting system) in the firmware, IIRC, and iPods do not.

    20. Re:I'm taking dibs on iRiver by jaseparlo · · Score: 1

      Aww nuts I used all my mod points up this morning, that always happens :( That was funny

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    21. Re:I'm taking dibs on iRiver by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      Every iPod has a bunch of warnings about using it at excessive sound levels also.

      The only thing they don't have is a "volume limiter," which is the dumbest thing I've ever heard of, since the iPod doesn't have any clue what sort of headphones you've plugged into it. So 100dB SPL out of the included phones aren't going to do shit out of my Grados. It's inherently flawed.

      I think the fact that the French -- who currently hold the title on ultimate obnoxious nanny state -- are the only people that have such a rule, ought to give everyone pause before we go down that road.

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  3. It was his choice. by Bomarrow1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well too me this seems rather unfair on Apple.
    In short he had the volume control and it was in his power to change it to the correct level for him.

    It sounds all too like the person who burgled and empty house and fell though the rotten floor boards. Then he sued.

    He shouldn't have had the volume high enough to damage his hearing anyway.

    It seems like saying I should sue /. for keeping me a wake all night to try and get first posts.

    I'm sure if he wins many more will follow though.Could this be the demise of Apple?

    1. Re:It was his choice. by Jupix · · Score: 2, Funny

      It seems like saying I should sue /. for keeping me a wake all night to try and get first posts.

      And then you post and come in second.. Oh, the humanity...

    2. Re:It was his choice. by grub · · Score: 2, Interesting


      It sounds all too like the person who burgled and empty house and fell though the rotten floor boards. Then he sued.

      The place I was working at 20 years ago (I know the time as I was working there when Challenger happened) had a burgler come through an air conditioning duct. He dropped in the darkness to the floor but caught one foot on a desk (ouch). He snapped his ankle. To make a long story short, he sued the company for not having decent night lighting and won a small amount of cash.

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    3. Re:It was his choice. by Bogtha · · Score: 1

      Well too me this seems rather unfair on Apple.
      In short he had the volume control and it was in his power to change it to the correct level for him.

      While I'm all for the concept of personal responsibility, I don't think the courts will see it that way. Consider the fact that iPods in Europe have a limit on how loud they can go because of EU safety regulations. It's impossible for Apple to not know that they were selling a product that can damage your hearing. The question is: do iPods come with warning stickers in the USA?

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    4. Re:It was his choice. by catwh0re · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Not so much a case for Apple, the iPod follows the guidelines for maximum volume output. For example, when it was discovered that the iPod didn't qualify for the European specification (it was off a few db) Apple released a patch for the iPod to lower it's maximum volume output.

      Cases like these aren't generally successful as there is a lot of precedent, this same case has been tried against Sony for their walkman product.

      The conclusion at the end of the day is that it's a difficult case to prove that the iPod caused your hearing loss, and not any of the other environmental factors in your every day life.. afterall there are many iPod owners without hearing loss.

    5. Re:It was his choice. by Pedrito · · Score: 1

      In short he had the volume control and it was in his power to change it to the correct level for him.

      Yes, but this is America. Just because you're holding the coffee and in control of it doesn't mean it's your fault if you spill it on yourself. What it needs is a big fat Surgeon General's warning on the side saying, "This product WILL make you go deaf." Of course, then they'd get sued by people who didn't go deaf claiming the product didn't perform as advertised.

    6. Re:It was his choice. by Stachel · · Score: 1
      Could this be the demise of Apple?

      Witness the demise of morals and the US justice system.
      Witness the rise of sheister-dom.
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    7. Re:It was his choice. by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      Something else to note is that when you plug the headphones into the iPod, it actually defaults to a 'safe' volume, even if you had previously cranked it up.

      I agree this claim is bogus, since it is not exclusive to a) Apple, and he could have sued Sony for the Walkman and b) the person should realise that if you can't hear anything else then it is too loud. Why does common-sense seem to be no existent in litigous USA?

      Maybe we need the 'Warning label' iPod, where the whole body is covered with as many precautions as possible, including, but not limited to: 'Not to be used by idiots, or other people not willing to accept common-sense'.

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    8. Re:It was his choice. by pla · · Score: 2

      It's impossible for Apple to not know that they were selling a product that can damage your hearing.

      Of course they knew - People who buy them want the ability to turn it up way louder than they would normally need... 80db for six hours a day may cause hearing damage, but your ears will recover from 80db for a fifteen minute commute to work.

      But regardless of "knowing" that people could use their product in a dangerous manner, it still takes someone stupid enough to go around for long periods of time with music playing at a level that causes physical pain.

      A hammer can cause deafness, too, but any reasonable person knows not to press their ear tightly against the board they want to drive a nail into. And I don't think I've ever seen a hammer with a "may cause permanant hearing damage" sticker on it.

      At some point, that nasty phrase "personal responsibility" has to rear its ugly head, and the courts need to tell idiots to go autoDarwin themselves and stop wasting time and money over frivolous lawsuits.

    9. Re:It was his choice. by stikves · · Score: 1

      I do agreee. Apple is not faulty here.

      First of all they DO have a warning in the package that says iPod could cause hearing loss.

      Additionally, they also say earbud headphones are actually worse for hearing and they warn you not to increase the volume level "to block outer noise".

    10. Re:It was his choice. by alexmipego · · Score: 1

      It is really their duty to advertise that it can cause some problems. The very same happens to those speech recognition applications that can cause you voice problems.

    11. Re:It was his choice. by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      Similar case near here... burglar tries breaking in through roof access, slips, falls, busts his ass. Broken leg, various bruises and lacerations. He tries to sue the business owner for... whatever. The judge looks at him and says "You want to sue for injuries incurred during the commission of a felony?" The crook says yes. The judge lets him, and the crooks own testimony about what he was doing becomes part of the court record for the criminal case.

      Oh, and he lost the civil suit.

      Kierthos

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    12. Re:It was his choice. by afidel · · Score: 1

      I know that Apple limited the max volume on European iPod's because they exceeded European standards for the max voltage allowed on a headphone port. High resistance headphones can probably be driven to loud enough volume so as to cause damage. I don't believe though that the iPod earbuds can be driven that loudly, otherwise when the EU made them change the max volume they would have noticed that North American iPod's were loud enough to do damage.

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    13. Re:It was his choice. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't necessarily have to be turned all the way up to cause hearing loss. I listen to my iPod through Shure in-ear headphones with the volume on minimum (one more quanta lower, the sound shuts off), and I still have the occasional ringing in my ears after extended listening, which indicates some level of damage. This surely is a defect of Apple's implementation, as they set the minimum too high for some uses.... I'm all for personal responsibility, but proper usage needs to be possible...

    14. Re:It was his choice. by nirnimesh · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that looks like: Can sue, will.

    15. Re:It was his choice. by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 1

      Your right it IS unfair. What's worse is they will come up with some silly thing that will make all future iPods USELESS.....like a volume limiter. This is STUPID and a BAD lawsuit. I hope the judge tells them to POUND SAND.

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    16. Re:It was his choice. by cyn1c77 · · Score: 1

      What it needs is a big fat Surgeon General's warning on the side saying, "This product WILL make you go deaf." Of course, then they'd get sued by people who didn't go deaf claiming the product didn't perform as advertised.

      And don't forget the blind people! They won't be able to read printed warnings. They'll need some kind audible warning to be superimposed over the actual music so that they can remain safe.

    17. Re:It was his choice. by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      My friend's buddy ran over a guy who was trying to get away with stuff he had stolen. The guy broke his leg and tried to sue, but lost, and that's the way it should be.

      You should be able to shoot at someone running away with your stuff, to say nothing about not being able to sue because the damned guard dog bit you while you were breaking in. "Words? We talkin' words here?"

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    18. Re:It was his choice. by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 1

      Could someone check their packaging if they still have it? I vaguely recall that there was a hearing loss warning label either on the box or with the enclosed documents. 

    19. Re:It was his choice. by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      The Surgeon General would be legally prevented from putting warning labels (so to speak) on silicone breasts or WoW Olestra chips because studies show their problems are hot air.

      If anything, warnings should go on regular chips: Scientific studies have shown eating tons of normal potato chips have a higher incidence of abdominal cramping than eating Olestra chips.

      But who cares, when we can all be talky lawyers earning millions relying on anectodes to scare corporations into coughing up millions, if not billions, lest their stock prices drop merely from the rumours and fraudulent, false claims.

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    20. Re:It was his choice. by sdpuppy · · Score: 1
      Heard the guy is coming up with a second suit as well.

      Seems he sat on his iPod (no warnings against that one) and now he wants Apple to pay his proctologist and then some.

      :-) :-)

    21. Re:It was his choice. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People get carried away when they listen to anything that they can make louder, and so it is up to the mp3 player to make it safe.

      so you're telling me that by having a car that can go 120mph that I'm not at fault for disobeying the laws and just doing what the car can do? That logic is kinda backwards...

    22. Re:It was his choice. by monkeyfishgoat · · Score: 1
      Well too me this seems rather unfair on Apple. In short he had the volume control and it was in his power to change it to the correct level for him.

      He shouldn't have had the volume high enough to damage his hearing anyway.

      Actually the claim is even more bogus than that. He's not suing because it has damaged his hearing - he's suing cos it has the potential to damage his hearing. FTA:

      Patterson does not know if the device has damaged his hearing, said his attorney, Steve W. Berman, of Seattle. But that's beside the point of the lawsuit, which takes issue with the potential the iPod has to cause irreparable hearing loss, Berman said.

    23. Re:It was his choice. by iwsnet · · Score: 1

      It's surprising he can sue on the "potential" of hearing loss instead of actually suffering from it. If you can sue on what might happen, this would open a whole new ballgame for lawyers going up against rich companies.

    24. Re:It was his choice. by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What state was this in? I think the state has a lot to do with the outcome of the court case. Some states are much less friendly to this type of idiocy than others.

    25. Re:It was his choice. by hotwatermusic · · Score: 0

      What?

    26. Re:It was his choice. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed - although I recall some portable music players having a level warning light which would be a nice feedback addition to the ipods - it smacks of a consumer demanding a warning label to hammer manufacturers to discourage people from bashing their own heads.

      In one of my graphic design gigs, I recall a packaging designer's lament on the amount of legal copy he had to squeeze into his designs for bicycle components. His comment was (paraphrased) "The lawyers are fucking with Darwinism".

    27. Re:It was his choice. by Ponga · · Score: 0

      Could this be the demise of Apple?

      Are you insane? Do you live on this planet? Have you even heard of this company, called Apple???

      I suppose the story about the individual that sued McDonalds over the hot coffee spilt in his/her lap you posted, "Could this be the demise of McDonalds?"

      +5 Insightful!?!?
      Sheesh.

    28. Re:It was his choice. by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      I know we are all against frivolous lawsuits and pro Apple around here but there are two interesting quotes from the article that suggest to me they may have a case.

      The devices can produce sounds of more than 115 decibels, a volume that can damage the hearing of a person exposed to the sound for more than 28 seconds per day, according to the complaint.

      Which wouldn't necessarily be a problem except:

      Apple was forced to pull the iPod from store shelves in France and upgrade software on the device to limit sound to 100 decibels, but has not followed suit in the United States,

      So they release a product that can produce dangerous noise levels and it can be shown that they knew full well about it but chose not to do a similar recall in the US.

      I am not really arguing right/wrong/whatever but its much easier to prove negligence when the company knew about the issue..

    29. Re:It was his choice. by jcr · · Score: 1

      I do hope that one day, a judge tells a plaintiff: "Litigation is not a lottery. Your suit is dismissed, you will pay the defendant in full for their defense costs."

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    30. Re:It was his choice. by object88 · · Score: 1

      A hammer can cause deafness, too, but any reasonable person knows not to press their ear tightly against the board they want to drive a nail into. And I don't think I've ever seen a hammer with a "may cause permanant hearing damage" sticker on it.

      I'm going to sue you for attempting to make me spit my coffee all over my screen.

    31. Re:It was his choice. by object88 · · Score: 1

      I hope the judge tells them to POUND SAND.

      Pound sand? I've never heard that expression before... what does it mean?

    32. Re:It was his choice. by fafaforza · · Score: 1

      It is amazing to me that this discussion is even taking place. Has everyone lost common sense?

      If you come home from a long commute, take off your headphones, your head is buzzing around, and your ears are ringing, it might be a sign that you've overused a product. It can be an iPod, it can be a jack hammer, it can be the clunking 45lb weights at your weight training job. At that point you recognize the symptoms, and either listen for shorter periods of time, lower the volume, or get ear plugs.

      I never had a problem with Carpal Tunel with my PowerBook. But as soon as I switched to a ThinkPad, it hit me very hard. Should I have NOT bought that hand brace, and contnued to abuse my wrist, cursing IBM for making a product that is so damaging to me? It isn't IBM's job to tell me how I use their product, or even if I do at all. What happened to individual choice and responsability.

      Let's hope they make this guy and his lawyer pay for the time that the judge and the lawyers for Apple spend on this ridiculous claim.

    33. Re:It was his choice. by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      The directions clearly state: Do NOT taunt Happy Fun Pod.

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    34. Re:It was his choice. by the_proton · · Score: 1
    35. Re:It was his choice. by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      It means "take a hike."

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    36. Re:It was his choice. by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Hey, let's get a class action going against slashdot, because we might lose our jobs if we spend too much time reading and posting. Who's with me?

      Think of the potential loss of income you could be awarded, meanwhile still earning that very income. It's like having your pay doubled!

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    37. Re:It was his choice. by don'tyellatme · · Score: 1
      It sounds all too like the person who burgled and empty house and fell though the rotten floor boards. Then he sued.
      you said burgled.
    38. Re:It was his choice. by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      1) Frances laws != US Laws (thank god)

      2) Cars can go 120 MPH + should we sue the manufacturers?

      3) Common sense dictates that when you create a product you design it so that normal operation is not approching the products limitations, this extends product life (part of why your car can go up to 120 MPH)

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    39. Re:It was his choice. by jcr · · Score: 1

      1) Frances laws != US Laws (thank god)

      Yes, apparently you're allowed to burn cars in France with impunity.

      I wonder, should owners of cars that have been burned by mobs sue the manufacturers for failing to make them out of high-temperature titanium alloys that won't burn if hit with a Molotov cocktail?

      -jcr

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    40. Re:It was his choice. by archangel77 · · Score: 1
      Not so much a case for Apple, the iPod follows the guidelines for maximum volume output. For example, when it was discovered that the iPod didn't qualify for the European specification (it was off a few db) Apple released a patch for the iPod to lower it's maximum volume output.
      Yea, this "feature" sucks like hell - when I'm riding the underground I can't listen to my iPod because the volume is too low. And with the 4th gen iPods the only way to get past the volume cap is to flash it with a US firmware und lose the warranty.
  4. Uh oh... by Saxton · · Score: 1

    Luckily the speakers used in Apple's PowerBooks and iBooks are specifically designed to not cause hearing loss, or they'd really be screwed.

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    1. Re:Uh oh... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 0

      Actually, I would be more inclined to sue over the PowerBook. When you plug in headphones then it keeps the same volume, but switches output to the headphones. This means that you get a painful volume if you forget to turn down the volume before you put on your headphones; something that can happen a lot if you switch between speakers and headphones frequently. I filed a bug about this on the 28th of January, 2005 (bug #3979070) and it was marked as a duplicate.

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    2. Re:Uh oh... by (A)*(B)!0_- · · Score: 1
      You'd be more inclined to sue because you're forgetful? Frankly, I don't need more hand-holding from companies catering to the lowest common denominator. Would it be a decent feature to have? I don't know, maybe, it would presume I'm using the aux jack for headphones and that I am too stupid to control the volume on my own.

      What I do know is that I most certainly do not want a feature added because some flake sued the requirement into the plan.

  5. ignorant by dbucowboy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This just shows how ignorant people can be... it's like suing the maker of a handgun because you were careless with it. Take responsibility for your actions people... if you listen to your iPod too loud then deal with the consequences of your stupidity.

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    1. Re:ignorant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you listen to your iPod too loud then deal with the consequences of your stupidity.

      It seems you are very ignorant yourself. Listening to music at any level with an earbud, or other speaker which seals into you ear causes damage. It is not so much the volume, but rather the constant positive and negative pressure coming from the fluxation of the speaker that damages ones ear. Have you ever made a suction cup with you hand over your ear and try it for a few minutes, you ear usually hurts afterwards. Sasme thing, on a smaller but more frequent level.

    2. Re:ignorant by drew · · Score: 1

      it's like suing the maker of a handgun because you were careless with it.

      Well, gee, good thing that never happens.

      Ever hear of the Winchester Model 94? It's relatively well known as hunting rifles go. It is a lever action 30-30 rifle that was originally designed and sold in 1894. The same design was sold virtually unmodified for over 90 years. However, they had to change the design for (or shortly before?) the 100th anniversary edition. The change? They added an extra safety because somebody had been injured when the gun went off accidentally and sued the manufacturer.

      (Disclaimer: I haven't been able to verify that story myself. That was how the design change was explained to me by the salesman when I was looking at a 100th anniversary Model 94 back in the mid '90s. Take with requisite salt.)

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  6. Stupidity by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1, Informative

    I had no Idea Stupidity was grounds for a law suit.
    It has been known since before the dawn of portable audio that loud noises hurt your hearing.
    Sticking headphones in your ears and putting it at full blast is obviously going to damage your hearing .
    This is people trying to get rich off their own stupidity , which is hardly surprising as 90% of lawsuits are exactly the same.

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    1. Re:Stupidity by Pensacola+Tiger · · Score: 1
      I had no Idea Stupidity was grounds for a law suit.

      You obviously haven't been following the SCO vs IBM, SCO vs Novell, SCO vs Autozone or SCO ve Daimler-Chrysler lawsuits, have you?

    2. Re:Stupidity by JoshDev · · Score: 0

      This reminds me of the part Douglas Adam wrote in "So Long, and Thanks For All The Fish" where Zonko the Sane no longer wanted to be a part of a world that had to put instructions on the back of a toothpick package. Too many people are excited by the get rich ability of suing a big company for a lot of money. Claiming stupidity and the fact that the company didn't warn them is silly. Plus, it ruins it for all of the justified lawsuits out there where the company is truly at fault.

    3. Re:Stupidity by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1, Funny
      I walked past a girl today[1], and from about two metres away I could clearly hear her music (which, by the way, was really rubbish). I don't know if she is deaf, but she soon will be...

      The real problem with this kind of device is that you can damage your hearing a small amount. You then turn up the volume to compensate, and damage your hearing more. Going deaf by induction, if you like. I recall hearing about this in 1988 though, so it's not exactly news by any definition other than Slashdot's.

      [1] An actual girl! Honest!

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    4. Re:Stupidity by Jugalator · · Score: 4, Funny
      The old bash.org quote comes to mind...
      <xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
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    5. Re:Stupidity by Nerdfest · · Score: 1

      You obviously haven't been paying attention. Stupidity seems to be the grounds for most lawsuits. This is the reason for 'lawyerproofing' labels on products that make people with positive IQ's say 'Why would they need to put a label like that on something'.

    6. Re:Stupidity by Churla · · Score: 1

      You had no idea? You don't live in the US, do you? The predominant export of the US legal system are law suits basied in a 50/50 mix od stupidity and greed.

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    7. Re:Stupidity by aed · · Score: 1

      Someone should come up with a law making this kind of stupidity illegal (so companies (in this case Apple) can countersue)
      I think a proper punishment should be weekly (or daily, depending on the stupid act) lectures in common sense.
      Ofcourse guns can kill, ofcourse coffee is hot, offcourse a microwave is not for drying small pets... *DUHHHH*

      I think they should call this law The Darwin Act :)

    8. Re:Stupidity by i7dude · · Score: 1

      ...It has been known since before the dawn of portable audio that loud noises hurt your hearing.

      I completely agree with you...but remember, it has been know since the advent of fire that hot liquids can burn your skin on contact...yet that one woman/moron was able to take mcdonalds for a nice little ride. I hope I'm wrong but it would seem that this case parallels the mcdonalds "hot coffee" case in terms of libal vs. obviousness.

      dude.

    9. Re:Stupidity by ozydingo · · Score: 1

      I've been advocating that solution for years...

    10. Re:Stupidity by HairyCanary · · Score: 1

      Bah. I listen to music on headphones all the time. I get uncomfortable with the sound level well before it becomes a danger to my hearing. If you are willing to endure pain while listening to your music, you deserve the resulting hearing loss. It's a little piece of Darwin in action.

    11. Re:Stupidity by guru8376 · · Score: 1
      I walked past a girl today[1]
      [1] Read that as, ran away from a girl while the pepper spray was still in his eyes.
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    12. Re:Stupidity by squoozer · · Score: 1

      By 1988 I was stone deaf from listening to my music too loud so I didn't hear anything about it.

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    13. Re:Stupidity by Firehed · · Score: 1
      I thought 80% of college grads are illiterate or void of useful intelligence or something - surely the labels aren't doing a whole lot of good. That said, it's an excellent idea.

      In other news, Apple files countersuit for the guy being an asshole who wants to abuse the system. Apple wins, and the guy cries and then sues for being made to cry. The cycle continues.

      Maybe there's a reason that the iconic earbuds are so damned uncomfortable. Maybe there's a reason they distort to hell at any volume I'd consider "loud". I now realize that it's a design feature rather than pisspoor quality.

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    14. Re:Stupidity by fbjon · · Score: 1
      I walked past a girl today[1], and from about two metres away I could clearly hear her music

      [1] An actual girl! Honest!

      She was wise enough to stay at least two metres away, though. How did you manage to get so close, btw?
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  7. No personal accountability anymore. by grub · · Score: 5, Insightful


    Good idea!

    I'll start suing the manufacturers of the various amplifiers, receivers, and speakers I've had over the past ~25 years of brutalizing my ears. And I'll name all the bands, especially Motorhead, who have given me pleasure in a separate suit!

    My hearing probably isn't what it should be but the last thing I'd consider doing is suing the product makers.

    written as the sweet sounds of Slayer fill my office... :)

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    1. Re:No personal accountability anymore. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only in a country South of Heaven, led by a man with a Dead Skin Mask, could an Epidemic of these Criminally Insane lawsuits happen.

    2. Re:No personal accountability anymore. by chrisbtoo · · Score: 1

      My hearing probably isn't what it should be but the last thing I'd consider doing is suing the product makers.

      written as the sweet sounds of Slayer fill my office... :)


      So, what, you're suing Slayer, then?

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    3. Re:No personal accountability anymore. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Ouch! I've just poked myself in the eye with my finger! I'm suing God!

    4. Re:No personal accountability anymore. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      #1 is Motorhead, then Slayer, Venom, Discharge, Cannibal Corpse, Napalm Death, G Allin (well, he's dead), Excruciating Terror, Dead Kennedys, Boris, Anal Cunt, Misfits, and countless others....

      I'll be a rich man!

    5. Re:No personal accountability anymore. by atomic_toaster · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'll start suing the manufacturers of the various amplifiers, receivers, and speakers I've had over the past ~25 years of brutalizing my ears.

      Common sense isn't; apparently, it isn't a logical conclusion to think that plugging loud music directly into your ears could possibly lead to hearing loss. Who knew?

      Oh, and from page 63 of the Apple user manual for 5th generation iPods:

      "To avoid hearing damage, set your iPod volume to a safe level. If you experience ringing in your ears, reduce volume or discontinue use of your iPod. Warning: Permanent hearing loss may occur if earbuds or headphones are used at high volume. You can adapt over time to a higher volume of sound that may sound normal but can be damaging to your hearing. If you experience ringing in your ears or muffled speech, stop listening and have your hearing checked. The louder the volume, the less time is required before your hearing could be affected. Hearing experts suggest that to protect your hearing..."

      Yadda yadda yadda. Basically, this guy doesn't have a leg to stand on.

    6. Re:No personal accountability anymore. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Motörhead giving you pleasure? Was it good?

      this somewhat insulting dirty joke is brought you by the Anonymous Comic Relief

    7. Re:No personal accountability anymore. by Thorsten+Timberlake · · Score: 1

      "My hearing probably isn't what it should be but the last thing I'd consider doing is suing the product makers.

      written as the sweet sounds of Slayer fill my office... :)"


      Dude, I think you're right about your hearing.
      (I happen to like Slayer a lot as well, but sweet?!? ;)

    8. Re:No personal accountability anymore. by masklinn · · Score: 1

      G Allin (well, he's dead)

      Doesn't mean you can't sue his family, and his label too.

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    9. Re:No personal accountability anymore. by psergiu · · Score: 1

      Mod Parent UP !

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    10. Re:No personal accountability anymore. by nirnimesh · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and I plan to sue a certain sweater company for making the neck so small that I almost choked while forcing my head through. What crap!

    11. Re:No personal accountability anymore. by Captain_Chaos · · Score: 1

      My impression of the United States is that personal accountability went out the window years ago...

    12. Re:No personal accountability anymore. by corvenus · · Score: 1

      Perhaps they should force him to listen to black or death metal or gabber music(*) on an iPod with the volume turned all the way up, so at least he would have a real reason to complain about hearing loss. (*)Disclaimer: I do like these genres of music, they're merely a suggestion to attain the proposed objective :)

    13. Re:No personal accountability anymore. by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Something else to warn Slashdotters about: "Warning: Repeated strokings of one's own genetalia can lead to raw, tender skin, or even open sores. If tenderness or sores occur, stop immediately. Open sores can become infected, or be indicative of a more serious medical problem; consult your physician immediately. Repeated strokings can lead to a temporary thickening of the skin, or full-blown callouses. This can lead to decreased sensitivity, resulting in decreased sexual pleasure, as well as requiring even more severe stroking to achieve the same amount of pleasure, with subsequent increase in the likelihood of raw, tender skin or open sores. Caution! Frequent strokings can lead to decreased sexual drive, resulting in less overcoming of natural timidity, leading, but not limited, to: less likelihood of actual sexual encounters with other humans, successful reproduction, or even criminal charges for public exposure, should that girl sitting near you in the library be a little too attractive and, what the hell, nobody's around and it's hard to see and you have your coat on anyways."

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    14. Re:No personal accountability anymore. by Ricwot · · Score: 1

      Are you Billy Connoly?

    15. Re:No personal accountability anymore. by RLJ1.51 · · Score: 1

      Does this mean we can now sue the RIAA for putting this music out there for this to happen?!

    16. Re:No personal accountability anymore. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, now they can prove he didn't listen too good to begin with.

    17. Re:No personal accountability anymore. by houghi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yadda yadda yadda. Basically, this guy doesn't have a leg to stand on.

      So a disclaimer solves everything? Neat. This could put a stop to any and all lawsuits: http://www.arcarmichael.com/ultimatedisclaimer.htm

      Disclaimer:
      This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. List each check separately by bank number. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Subject to CARB approval. This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp. Not rated by the Motion Picture Association of America. Call for nutritional information. Use other side for additional listings. Printed on recycled paper. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. Prize not redeemable for cash value. If condition persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. To be used as a supplementary restraint system only. Always fasten your safety belt. Subject to change without notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. Do not staple or paper clip. Price slightly higher east of Alaska. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. Do not X-ray. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only. As seen on TV. One size fits all. Many suitcases look alike. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Colors may, in time, fade. We have sent the forms which seem right for you. Magnetic media, non-returnable if seal is broken. Formatted to fit your screen. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. Drop in any mailbox. Edited for television. Keep cool, process promptly. Post office will not deliver without postage. List was current at time of printing. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward. Prolong exposure to vapors has caused cancer in laboratory animals. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. Keep away from children. At participating locations only. Not the Beatles. Penalty for private use. See label for sequence. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Falling rock. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. ** - Phenylketonurics: contains phenylalnine. Your canceled check is your receipt. Add toner. Place stamp here. Use only as directed; intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling contents can be harmful or fatal. Avoid contact with skin. Road construction ahead. Open other end. Dealer participation may affect final price. May not be present in all tap water. Sanitized for your protection. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Sign here without admitting guilt. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi. Park at your own risk. Employees and their families and friends are not eligible. Beware of dog. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery. You must be present to win. No passes accepted for this engagement. No purchase necessary. Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton. Shading within a garment may occur. Keep away from fire or flames. See Uniform Code of Military Justice. Replace with same type. Approved for veterans. Booths for two or more. * - Indicates a low-fat item. Check here if tax deductible. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not include taxes. No Canadian coins. Tax, tag, and title not included in advertised price. Not recommended for children. Prerecorded for this time zone. Reproduction by mechanical or electronic means, including photocopying, is stric

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    18. Re:No personal accountability anymore. by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      So, you're saying I should wait for the scabs to fall off first? I don't know if I can wait that long.

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    19. Re:No personal accountability anymore. by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Apparently your sense of taste has also suffered.

      =)

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    20. Re:No personal accountability anymore. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can I sue George Lucas for making Ep. 1 and 2? My eyesight has been going down hill ever since.

  8. Liebeck vs Patterson by PhilippeT · · Score: 1

    Stella Liebeck vs John Kiel Patterson can't be to far away.

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    1. Re:Liebeck vs Patterson by jftitan · · Score: 1

      Ahh the hot coffee case... Now that reminds me of my nice hot cup of coffee... that just spilt into my lap. Hmmm, the warmth of it all.

      http://www.overlawyered.com/personal_responsibilit y/

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  9. bogus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ...and how are iPods any different from any other headphone-capable audio device?

    Nothing to see here, move along

  10. Shenanigans by The+Only+Druid · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There are at least a few problems here (all of which have been discussed over the months since the first of these ridiculous complaints):

    First, I've seen ZERO evidence that this has anything to with the iPod per se as opposed to just the nature of in-ear earphones.

    Second, you only incur damage if you play the sound too loud. We've been quite saturated with information on that sort of effect for decades (Townshend?). If you cant figure out that it doesn't matter where the sound is coming from, just how loud it is, then screw you.

    There's more, but this alone is enough to dismiss this crap...

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    1. Re:Shenanigans by fallacy · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'd sue, claiming loss of moderation points which is quite clearly detrimental to ones health and state of mind. Slashdot should have a clear and obvious warning on every page stating that moderation can be harmful to your posts.

    2. Re:Shenanigans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, way to bring the discussion back on topic!

    3. Re:Shenanigans by Dhalka226 · · Score: 1

      First, I've seen ZERO evidence that this has anything to with the iPod per se as opposed to just the nature of in-ear earphones.

      Right, that's the first thing that came to my mind as well. However, when I first heard of the whole in-ear problem a couple months back, they also mentioned that regular headphones didn't seem to have the same problem.

      Now, obviously, hearing loss can ALWAYS happen if something is too loud -- but if regular headphones can't get loud enough to damage your hearing and in-ear ones can, maybe it really is a problem those manufacturers should address.

      I believe in personal responsibility, I really do. I'm not the sort that believes that there needs to be stickers on knives warning you not to jam the knife through your eye ball, or even on coffee cups saying that the coffee is hot. Where I start having problems is when there is not enough information available to BE responsible, or where reasonable people would not expect something to occur.

      This is, seemingly, new. I keep an eye on the news, at least, and the whole earbud problem is something I have only just heard of. So it seems to me that it's difficult to ask somebody to be responsible about something even researchers didn't know until recently. Likewise, I, for one, would not expect my media players or headphones to be able to go so loud they damage my hearing. It's just something I wouldn't expect, because I don't think that a prescribed use of a product, within that products specifications, should be detrimental to my health. (Yeah, yeah, there are going to be exceptions so please--nobody come back with a comment about smoking or prescription medicines or what have you. You know what I'm trying to say!)

      All that said, I'm still conflicted about whether or not this is a reasonable lawsuit because I haven't found a satisfactory way to address whether or not a company should be liable for not knowing something that an individual doesn't know. For example, for the cigarette company lawsuits, it seemed somewhat reasonable (although it's out of hand now)--they clearly had evidence that their product was harmful, and they withheld that evidence. Those people damaged under those circumstances, I think, have a legitimate case. The ones who took up or continued smoking after the dangers were known have nothing, as far as I'm concerned.

      I just don't know about this one. I'm willing to let the courts decide, I just don't think it should be instantly thrown out the way most people here have been advocating. I can see at least some merit here.

  11. Warning! by dr_wheel · · Score: 1

    Contents herein may be EXTREMELY LOUD!

    1. Re:WARNING! by xtracto · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah but, you are in USA, where, you know, people is stupid..

      I got a great example with product warnings (agree, some are from Tesco, a UK company) but lot of them are from USA companies.

      I love these:
      Sears hairdryer:
      Do not use while sleeping.

      Nytol sleep aid:
      Warning: may cause drowsiness.

      Disposable razor:
      Do not use this product during an earthquake.

      Hand-held Massaging Device
      Do not use while sleeping or unconscious. [O MY F GOD]

      Microwave Oven:
      Do not use for drying pets.

      Anyway, better take a look at them, really funny... but makes you think... in a country where anyone can sue anybody for anything... what can you expect.

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    2. Re:Warning! by Pope · · Score: 1

      as seen on 6G iPods and beyond after the suit:

      DON'T STEAL LOUD MUSIC!

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    3. Re:WARNING! by VoiceOfRaisin · · Score: 1

      I was at the store a few days ago and saw a bag of peanuts that said "MAY contain peanuts". No, Im not kidding.

    4. Re:WARNING! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      from the dumb.com list - this may apply here

      Earplugs
      These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe

      Do Apple have that warning? The next suit is mine!! Mwahaha..hag g g cough

      *dead*

    5. Re:WARNING! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My personal favorite package instruction:

      Eagle Brand Fudge:
      If you don't want nuts in your fudge, do not add the packet of nuts.

      Seriously - it says that on the box!

    6. Re:WARNING! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    7. Re:WARNING! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you sure that the peanuts bag didn't say something like "May contain traces of nuts"?

      Because peanut allergies and nut allergies differ (peanuts are legumes not true nuts), if a company produces both products then they usually put warning labels on the products containing nuts saying "may contain traces of peanuts" and labels on the products containing peanuts saying "may contain traces of nuts". It's easier than maintaining two separate factories to produce nut goods and peanut goods individually.

      Since peanut and nut allergies can be deadly to someone afflicted, they need to know if they really can eat the product with going into anapylactic shock. That means that those allergic to nuts (but not peanuts) want to know if they can eat that Snickers bar without dying.

    8. Re:WARNING! by Khashishi · · Score: 1

      my favorite:

      Rowenta Iron
      Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

      runners up:
      Chainsaw
      Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.

      Novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock"
      Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.

  12. who's liable? by Jippy+T+Flounder · · Score: 1

    i really think that in cases such as these, the state should sue the parents of the plaintiff for gross negligence in raising a child - anybody that unequipped to deal with the real world needs to be dealt with or put down.

    like the mcdonald's coffee case. and countless others.

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    1. Re:who's liable? by TheComputerMutt.ca · · Score: 2, Informative

      People have been citing the McDonalds coffee lawsuit since it happened as an example of stupid lawsuits, and I don't know how many times I've had to point this out to people: McDonalds' had been very negligent about the way they delt with their coffee. http://lawandhelp.com/q298-2.htm has a list of facts about the case which you would be well-advised to read, including that McDonalds keeps their coffee significantly hotter than other restraunts and that they had privately settled more than 700 cases like this in the past, but had taken no action to prevent it happening again.

    2. Re:who's liable? by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      Oh jeez, not another clueless person bringing up the macdonalds case. MacDonalds was very clearly in the wrong -go read up on it before you look stupid again.

    3. Re:who's liable? by 1729 · · Score: 1
      People have been citing the McDonalds coffee lawsuit since it happened as an example of stupid lawsuits, and I don't know how many times I've had to point this out to people:

      You're a fucking moron. Really. I know you like playing the smarter-than-thou "I know the real facts" type, but the truth is this: coffee is hot. It's supposed to be hot. When I buy coffee, I expect it to be really goddamn hot, so that it won't be lukewarm by the time I take my first sip.

      Here's the deal: you pour coffee on yourself, you get burned. Whose fault is that? It sure as hell ain't the fault of the person who made the coffee. Once again, COFFEE IS SUPPOSED TO BE HOT. REALLY HOT.

      Now, why did McDonalds keep their coffee so hot? BECAUSE IT TASTES BETTER THAT WAY! Because some of us (people who understand that coffee should be HOT) prefer it like that.

      Yes, McDonalds had been sued before. Morons (like yourself) often believe that their own stupidity entitles them to some sort of windfall. And you know what? These days, it often does, since it's easier and cheaper to settle than to fight the allegations in court. You never know when you will end up with a jury of FUCKING MORONS (like yourself) who will award millions to someone when the injure themselves due to their own STUPIDITY.

    4. Re:who's liable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. Instead of comparing this lawsuit to the McDonalds coffee case, it in fact is much more similar to the Fat People vs McDonalds case. "You never told me your food would make me fat if I ate too much!" "You never told me your player would make me deaf if I played it too loud!"

    5. Re:who's liable? by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      True, but would you therefore also say that a similar thing applies to this case? That Apple shouldn't be shipping a product that they know can produce a volume which causes hearing loss?

    6. Re:who's liable? by Jippy+T+Flounder · · Score: 1

      fair enough - i've heard the story countless times and none of what you guys just threw at me has ever come up. so sod that sentence then, but i notice that none of you tried to throw the baby out with the bathwater - kudos!

      but to be fair to ME - when i hear that something really dumb occurs in america, i don't feel the urge to fact-check: it's like telling me the sun's going to come up tomorrow, i taken it as is.

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    7. Re:who's liable? by masklinn · · Score: 1

      Congratulation, you're a moron.

      Coffee hot water's ideal temperature is between 90 and 95C (190 to 200F) and coffee is best served immediately after brewing (e.g. when the temperature is still well above 80C (175F)), or at worst within 20 minutes sitting on the warmer.

      They serve hot coffee because that's how you're supposed to serve coffee, and because that's the only way to get coffee that actually tastes like coffee

      Coffee is hot, that's a fact, that's how it's supposed to be, just as tea is hot unless you're ordering iced tea. Live with it, and if you're untable to be fucking careful with your fucking coffee then you don't deserve coffee in the first place. Now please go slit your wrists emo kid.

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    8. Re:who's liable? by phoenix321 · · Score: 1

      OK, here's the kicker: every customer from McDonalds KNOWS their coffee is scaldingly hot. At the moment you pick up the cup, you can FEEL it through the paper, you SEE water vapor above it and you KNOW it is hot. Boiling water is, well, boiling hot. But everyone knows that by now. Electric drills hurt your eyes if poked into, gas grills get hot, coffee is hot, boiling water is hot.

      The whole world around you is absolutely life-threatening dangerous, if you don't pay attention to some parts of it, if you don't employ that kind of common sense you should have learned in your childhood. Adults don't need someone to tell them that cigarettes are addictive and fresh coffee is tasty but dangerous. Adults don't get someone to tell them that the outlets in their home carry lethal voltage, their car is going to need tire pressure, inspections and whatnot or that a bike helmet isn't going to protect you on a crotch-rocket motorbike.

      Yes, McD's coffee was hot, but as a matter of fact it's your own fault if you put anything that *might* be hot in your lap while driving. Boiling watery liquids are common around us, so if you're careless or brain-damaged enough to put fresh boiled liquids (a) in an unsafe container (b) directly in front of your most sensitive body parts (c) while actively driving a motor vehicle (d) well, you're screwed. Every two of these combined are going to make a mess, but that woman made sure to not miss a thing. If you still got a hint of a doubt it was NOT primary stupidity on the side of the person putting
      -scaldingly hot coffee
      -in a paper cup
      -in their lap
      -while driving
      then we just can't argue any further. I think we might be from a different planet or dimension then, sorry. I wouldn't know what to say anymore then...

    9. Re:who's liable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? So McDonalds coffee cups have a dial on the side for temperature? Hot ... Very Hot ... Scalding ... Sue Us!!! They serve it at Hot, tell you that the higher settings are dangerous, and then you up the temperature after that advice. Who's at fault? You!

    10. Re:who's liable? by Hrothgar+The+Great · · Score: 1

      I don't even completely disagree with you about people's responsibility in keeping hot beverages off of themselves, but I actually really hate it when my coffee is blazing hot. It doesn't taste better that way because you CAN'T drink it. Think about it - if Stella Liebeck got third degree burns on her thighs, what would that coffee have done to the inside of someone's mouth? So seriously, while you have a point, why would you WANT coffee that is 200 degrees?

      This happens almost every time I get coffee at a Gas N' Shop or something on the highway. I have to leave it sit for twenty minutes before I can even take a sip. One time I just turned on the AC and pointed the vent at it for a while. What is the fucking point?

    11. Re:who's liable? by hattig · · Score: 1

      The warmer in this case was keeping the coffee at 185F:

      "Reports also indicate that McDonald's consistently keeps its coffee at 185 degrees, still approximately 20 degrees hotter than at other restaurants. Third degree burns occur at this temperature in just two to seven seconds, requiring skin grafting, debridement and whirlpool treatments that cost tens of thousands of dollars and result in permanent disfigurement, extreme pain and disability to the victims for many months, and in some cases, years."

      I personally wouldn't blame the heat. I'd blame the retardo-containers they serve coffee in. A good solid mug of coffee is much less likely to tip over - but that'd add washing up to McDonald's staff skills list, cutting another 50% of people off the potential employee list. It isn't as if all tables in McDonalds are stable, and all the people around mean that accidental knocks are far more likely to happen.

      It seems there was a serious problem if there were 700 cases prior to the well known one, and the effects are pretty major. It'd be idiotic to argue that nothing should have been done about it.

    12. Re:who's liable? by geekee · · Score: 1

      "No, wrong wrong wrong, every McDonalds customer does NOT know that their coffee is far hotter than coffee you would obtain anywhere else, you can NOT feel it through the cup, which is styrofoam not paper, because styrofoam has very good properties of thermal insulation."

      So you're saying she intentionally spilled the coffee or herself thinking it wasn't a big deal? And then was dismayed that the coffe was hotter than most? No, the accident was hers. The fault was hers. Do you really think a warning saying this coffee is really hot would have changed anything?

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    13. Re:who's liable? by phoenix321 · · Score: 1

      Water still boils at 100 deg.C. and coffee is still made with boiling water, right? Then what was your point again, do you serve your coffee immediately or do you put ice cubes in it first?

    14. Re:who's liable? by 1729 · · Score: 1
      It doesn't taste better that way because you CAN'T drink it

      Fair enough. I like my brewed coffee to be very hot (~200 F), but I do let it cool a bit before I drink it. (Coffee tastes best to me when it's just cool enough to sip, but still much too hot to gulp.) If I'm driving and can't carefully sip the coffee, it has to cool a lot before I can drink it. On the other hand, when I buy coffee to go, I want it to be very hot so that by the time I get to where I'm going, the coffee is still drinkable. I can always let hot coffee cool down, but once coffee's lukewarm, it's worthless.

    15. Re:who's liable? by 1729 · · Score: 1
      By the way, Mcdonalds seems to have been following industry standards:

      http://www.ncausa.org/i4a/pages/index.cfm?pageid=7 1

    16. Re:who's liable? by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      So...your contention is that you drink coffee at a temperature that will cause severe burns to the inside of your mouth.

      And you're calling him a moron.

    17. Re:who's liable? by jcr · · Score: 1

      McDonalds' had been very negligent about the way they delt with their coffee.

      I've read that trial transcript too, and I disagree. 700 cases out of tens of millions doesn't convince me. If it were only one million cups, we're still talking about a 0.07 % chance of anyone getting hurt with a cup of hot coffee. I'll take that chance, because I know enough to handle a hot beverage.

      -jcr

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    18. Re:who's liable? by 1729 · · Score: 1
      So...your contention is that you drink coffee at a temperature that will cause severe burns to the inside of your mouth.

      And you're calling him a moron.

      Have you ever had a cup of coffee? At the proper temperature, coffee WILL burn your mouth if you try to gulp it down. That's why non-morons SIP their coffee, rather than pouring it down their throats (or on their crotches).

    19. Re:who's liable? by jeff4747 · · Score: 1
      Have you ever had a cup of coffee? At the proper temperature, coffee WILL burn your mouth if you try to gulp it down. That's why non-morons SIP their coffee, rather than pouring it down their throats (or on their crotches).

      Coffee at the 'proper' temperature will cause a first degree burn if you try to gulp it down or spill it on your crotch. The McD's case was about coffee hot enough to cause third degree burns.

  13. hearing ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    huh hearing what?

  14. WARNING! by Darren+Winsper · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Loud noises can damage your hearing! This was something I was taught in primary school, it doesn't require a genious to know these things.

  15. Didn't Pete Townsend come out this? by Churla · · Score: 1
    I can say from personal experience I played in a band for years and hearing degredation from loud music is not something to laugh at, you should use the sign language for "HA" instead.

    You can sue McDonalds for hot coffee you spill on yourself, why not sue Apple for loud music you deafen yourelf with?

    Or am I once again off my rocker?

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    1. Re:Didn't Pete Townsend come out this? by Delphiki · · Score: 1

      I thought Pete Townsend lost his hearing because of a mishap with the band's pyrotechnics, which caused a very loud explosion. If I'm remembering correctly, and that is what happened, it's not exactly the same thing as listening to your music too loud. Either way, the guy suing Apple is stupid.

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    2. Re:Didn't Pete Townsend come out this? by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Funny you say that, I did a search and from Pete Townshend's blog:

      If you use an iPod or anything like it, or your child uses one, you MAY be OK. It may only be studio earphones that cause bad damage. I only have long experience of the studio side of things

      Of course, if you take medical advice from Pete Townshend, you probably deserve what you get. :)

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    3. Re:Didn't Pete Townsend come out this? by Johnny+Sailor · · Score: 1

      [i]Or am I once again off my rocker?[/i] Off your rocker like a fox!

    4. Re:Didn't Pete Townsend come out this? by troc · · Score: 1

      You can sue anyone for anything BUT you shouldn't be able to sue (and win) against e.g. MacDonalds for huring yourself with hot coffee. I mean for pitys sake, you knew it was hot when you bought it. It's bloody coffee. What do you expect?

      People should NOT win lawsuits where the main arguement was that they were stupid and it's someone else's fault. It'd be like suing Ford because you hurt yourself in a crash whilst not wearing seatbelts and it's their fault for not warning you enough. OR a drill company for not explicitely warning you that drilling holes in your head with a 10mm drill would cause damage. Or maybe suing God because there's no warning on the sun that it could blind you. Or suing the owner of a tall building for not telling you falling out of their windows would kill you.

      Wait, I think there's a slight logical flaw in that last example. Hmm.

      T.

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    5. Re:Didn't Pete Townsend come out this? by drewsome · · Score: 0

      You can sue anyone for anything BUT you shouldn't be able to sue (and win) against e.g. MacDonalds for huring yourself with hot coffee. I mean for pitys sake, you knew it was hot when you bought it. It's bloody coffee. What do you expect?

      To not have to get skin grafts when it spills on you, causing third degree burns over a significant portion of your body.

      The difference between the McDonalds Coffee Case and this case is that when you get coffee at McDonalds, you have no control over the temperature of the coffee when they serve it to you; you have immediate control over the volume of the iPod.

    6. Re:Didn't Pete Townsend come out this? by HairyCanary · · Score: 1
      You can sue anyone for anything BUT you shouldn't be able to sue (and win) against e.g. MacDonalds for huring yourself with hot coffee. I mean for pitys sake, you knew it was hot when you bought it. It's bloody coffee. What do you expect?

      Tip: Quit using the MacDonalds case as an example of frivilous litigation. You have just demonstrated that you don't know what you're talking about on at least one topic, so informed people are just going to ignore the rest of what you're trying to say.

      Seriously. Research it.

    7. Re:Didn't Pete Townsend come out this? by phoenix321 · · Score: 1

      Coffee is burning hot, because it is made from mixing ground coffee beans with boiling water. So coffee is made at 100 degrees Celsius. If I buy coffee, I want it as fresh (and therefore as hot) as possible, because lukewarm coffee is utterly disgusting. I am a human adult, I assume I've endured enough pain from being dumb when I was a child. I KNOW better than to put scaldingly hot liquids in a paper bag in my lap while driving a vehicle. Anyone who doesn't simply needs to have some more years in kindergarten then.

      And there's still the option of NOT buying coffee at McD's or throwing it away if you bought it and find it too hot. It's not a federal duty to
      -buy hot coffee
      -put it in an unsafe paper cup
      -place it in your lap and
      -drive around the streets.

      Leave out a single one of these activities and you're gonna be fine.

    8. Re:Didn't Pete Townsend come out this? by drewsome · · Score: 0

      you need to read the real facts about the McDonalds coffee case, then. That coffee was around 180 degrees -- 40 degrees hotter than almost every other fast food outlet.

      McDonalds had already had to make settlements for people getting burned. The woman had to have SKIN GRAFTS for pete's sake. That's not anything other that negligence on the part of the corporation that sold her the coffee.

    9. Re:Didn't Pete Townsend come out this? by troc · · Score: 1

      woohoo my first Troll moderation ever :)

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  16. ...what? by keyne9 · · Score: 1

    So... don't turn the volume all the way up, moron?

    Personal accountability is dead.

    1. Re:...what? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      " So... don't turn the volume all the way up, moron?

      I didn't. I only put it up to ten, and I still was damaged. (Mine goes to eleven).

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  17. Mailing the judge a salami by Jim+in+Buffalo · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am going to mail a large salami to the judge, in hopes that he will use it to smack the plaintiff.

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    1. Re:Mailing the judge a salami by Jippy+T+Flounder · · Score: 1

      objection! slapping someone with a salami may cause him to break out in hives. i suggest slapping him with the gavel.

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    2. Re:Mailing the judge a salami by argent · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Send him an olive-loaf. It's a dual-purpose weapon, you can use it on mimes as well.

    3. Re:Mailing the judge a salami by arivanov · · Score: 1

      Er...

      There is a very good Bulgarian saying which basically translates into english as: "Are you trying to threaten a dog with a salami smacking?"

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    4. Re:Mailing the judge a salami by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice Bloom County reference!

      Opus forever.

    5. Re:Mailing the judge a salami by Roadkills-R-Us · · Score: 1

      I'd mail him a sock full of lead shot, if he'd use it on the plaintiff's attorney.

  18. Properly "adorned"? by ktappe · · Score: 1

    If he wins, we'll end up with the iMayCauseLossOfMyHearingBecauseIAmDumb on store shelves.... -Kurt

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  19. If it weren't his fault.... by topham · · Score: 1


    If the problem was related to a bug in the iPod software whereby the volume would jump, or max itself out then I think he'd have a case.

    Me, I don't really want Apple to add a volume restriction like they have on the European ones. It doesn't analyze the signal volume, it simply restricts the maximum volume the user can select. Thereby limiting the amount you can hear on an otherwise quite recording (of Classical music for example).

    This is the kind of guy who would sue because he stuck his tongue on a metal pole when it's significantly below freezing.

    1. Re:If it weren't his fault.... by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      This is the kind of guy who would sue because he stuck his tongue on a metal pole when it's significantly below freezing.

      In other news, the suit has been amended to include a mysterious defendant who "triple-dog-dared" the plaintiff. More on this as it develops.

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    2. Re:If it weren't his fault.... by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      Max volume controlled by the player is only half the equation. The resistance in the headphones is the other half. This is realted to matched impedance in amplifiers, but I'll simplify it for people who aren't EE's. If you have two different headphones with two different resistances in them (unless you purposely choose two specific resistances), they will not have the same volume at the same setting in a music player. This is similar to home theater speakers that have 4 and 8 ohm impedances.

      Crappier headphones generally have a higher impedance that higher quality headphones. As such, it is possible to have two sets of headphones where one will be painfully loud at half volume and one that is comfortable or quiet.

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    3. Re:If it weren't his fault.... by Weedlekin · · Score: 1

      Impedance and resistance are only equivalent for direct current. With alternating current sources (e.g. audio), impedance is a mixture of resistance and reactance.

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  20. Why stop there? by timmy_otoole · · Score: 0

    Sue the instrument manufacturers, musicians, and record labels too.

  21. Heaphone warnings by noidentity · · Score: 1

    All the pairs of headphones and personal stereos I've gotten over the years have had warnings about hearing damage when listening at high volume for long periods of time. I hope this doesn't lead to devices which have a volume control that only goes to 2 (except cellphones... those damn things are loud as hell, and I mean other people's phones that broadcast the conversation everywhere).

    1. Re:Heaphone warnings by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      "I hope this doesn't lead to devices which have a volume control that only goes to 2"

      Isn't that what we already have? Mine clearly says "10" on it, and last time I checked, that was two.

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    2. Re:Heaphone warnings by pryonic · · Score: 1
      You have an interesting point there. Last year I bought a Sony (sorry, pre rootkit, i'm sorry!) MP3 player here in the UK. I was quite disappointed to discover that even at maximum volume it was very quiet, but some googling soon found out why. A recently introduced EU directive requires manufacturers of personal audio devices to limit the volume to a 'safe' limit.

      Fortunately for me my googling found instructions on how to access the system menu and disabling this limiting. It is also worth noting this is only for EU countries, the US and Japanese models had this limiting disabled by default.

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    3. Re:Heaphone warnings by noidentity · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, so they're now programming the devices so you have to specifically tell it to turn the volume really high, as opposed to older ones where... hmmm, well, you always had to do that via the volume control.

      And I thought America was home of stupidity. Hmmm, maybe those Europeans are actually smart: by making the volume limiter a law, there won't be any frivilous lawsuits over being given the awesome responsibility of being able to turn the volume as high as you want; companies can say "See, we comply with the law. No case for you."

  22. Now Now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You all know there has NEVER before in history existed a devise that resonates sound that you put on your ears.

    OH CRAP! Ma Bell's in for it! There is _NO_ warning on my telephone that it may cause hearing loss!!!!

    For that matter, where's my 1985 brick-lookin walkman! I bet there's no warning on it either!

    What is this world coming to???

    Next they'll have to put a warning on internet access devices
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  23. sure it's the ipod? by FlashBuster3000 · · Score: 1

    I think he should sue every band he listened to, too. Most probably it was their fault to record loud music.

    That's so stupid, it's only possible in the U.S.

    1. Re:sure it's the ipod? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhhh, no. In Europe the iPod has built in voume limitations. You see it is law suites and peoples claims that they need someone else to protect them from their own stupidity that lead to a "nanny state". Europe's a few steps ahead of the US in that regard.

    2. Re:sure it's the ipod? by faloi · · Score: 1

      Sure... Only in the US. Surely nobody in Australia would sue after diving off a bridge with a no diving sign. And they won, too.

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    3. Re:sure it's the ipod? by FlashBuster3000 · · Score: 1

      Didn't know that. But how stupid is that to sue a company for a product, when you're operating the device yourself?
      Like hitting myself with a knife and sueing the manufacturer that they made a sharp knife.

  24. I can see him in court now... by db32 · · Score: 1

    Sir, you should not have had the volume up so loud. LALALALALALA I can't hear you!

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  25. I was raised as a poor sharecroppers son by Ranger · · Score: 1

    Boy, this sounds an awful lot like a plot line from Steve Martin's The Jerk. His character invents these cool grippy glasses and makes a million or two. Later he's sued because everyone gets crosseyed for wearing the glasses.

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  26. Re:If Big Tobacco... by The+Only+Druid · · Score: 1

    A: Big Tobacco not only knowingly distributed a product that causes cancer without telling people, it supressed studies indicating that carcinogenic effect.

    B: Prior to Apple's introduction of the iPod, the physics and biology of hearing loss due to loud sounds was well developed.

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  27. Result: IPods get worse by Kohath · · Score: 1

    The result of this will be less choice for iPod buyers. The iPods will be artificially limited so you can't play them very loud.

    Lawsuit reform anyone?

    1. Re:Result: IPods get worse by EMeta · · Score: 1

      No, if anything I bet we just see another warning label. 'Loud enough to cause damage' is a relative thing, so no company can control for it.

  28. I'll wait 'til he wins and then I'll pounce... by Linker3000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    He's infringing my patent: US PAT 99846321-666 "A method for obtaining stupidly large amounts of financial compensation from commercial organisations by suing them because they failed to point out (rightly or otherwise) something mind-numbingly obvious about a potential (real or otherwise) hazard related to the use of their product/s that anyone with a small degree of common sense would be competent to identify for themselves and thus take appropriate action."

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    1. Re:I'll wait 'til he wins and then I'll pounce... by bwalling · · Score: 1

      The brilliance of this is that you could charge a patent license before they filed suit, so you aren't dependent on them winning or obtaining a settlement!

    2. Re:I'll wait 'til he wins and then I'll pounce... by Firewalker_Midnights · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but that falls under something that is an obvious idea, as it's been used by many a leech in the past. :D

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    3. Re:I'll wait 'til he wins and then I'll pounce... by starfishy · · Score: 1

      Since when does an idea being obvious prevent it from being patented?

  29. Obviously frivolous. by Vellmont · · Score: 1

    The article claims it takes 28 seconds to damage your hearing at the loudest setting. That's plenty of time to take the earphones off, or lower the volume. If the iPod damaged hearing in under 1 or 2 seconds I could see how that would be an inherent flaw in the device as anyone can make that mistake by accident.

    Obviously that's not the case, so I'd be surprised if this suit gets any father than dumb headlines on slashdot.

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  30. Re:If Big Tobacco... by pboulang · · Score: 1
    In order for your analogy to make sense, Apple would have had to say that there is no correlation between high sound levels and hearing loss.

    Besides, who would they pay, the guy that brought the suit and didn't even claim hearing loss?

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  31. SHUT UP! by gers0667 · · Score: 1

    Headphones can be loud.
    Knives can be sharp.
    Cars can go fast.

    You've been warned!

    1. Re:SHUT UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't that like blaming the pencil you're using for your spelling mistakes?

  32. Philistines... by benjjj · · Score: 1

    Win or lose, they're going to take the beautiful iPod and plaster warnings all over it. It's going to be hideous.

  33. Louder please! by antonpiatek · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Actually I want my iPod to go louder.

    If I have a big pair of earphones on, then the iPod doesn't really have enough power to drive them. I have heard a rumor that a US firmware (as opposed to EU) will give it more volume (apparently the EU has a law that forces output to be capped at a *safe* level), but I have been unable to find any regional firmware at all.

    1. Re:Louder please! by rmpotter · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ...or perhaps you want it to be louder because you _already_ have hearing loss. Have you had your hearing checked lately?

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    2. Re:Louder please! by sebi · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'm not taking any responsibility for what happens, but you might want to go and check out this here site. They offer a little program that uncaps the maximum volume restriction on European ipods.

    3. Re:Louder please! by blakestah · · Score: 2, Informative

      The volume coming out of headphones is determined by the speaker impedance, not its size. In any case, all headphones are designed to work with the same range of signal, so if your headphones can't get loud enough, you know to blame the headphone designer....or maybe he is afraid of getting sued?

      Earbuds can boost the signal by 20 dB. Lots of listening to loud music will cause, mostly, long-term damage, although it appears exposure when you are young causes more damage than the same exposure when you are old (kinda like smoking and cancer - risk of cancer is much greater for people smoking in their teens). You preferentially lose high frequency hair cells first because they are higher metabolism and get blown out more easily.

      Now, obviously, the earbud designers should have known that
      1) loud music can cause hearing damage
      2) their headphones would offer a 20 dB boost

      And so they should have made them higher impedance so that the noise was 20 dB softer when you use an in-ear headphone compared to a over ear headphone. Probably they didn't, and probably there is some liability there.

      Luckily, I am not a teen anymore, and have little hearing threshold damage, so I crank it!

    4. Re:Louder please! by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1

      > I have heard a rumor that a US firmware (as opposed to EU) will give it more volume (apparently the EU has a law that forces output to be capped at a *safe* level)

      My Zen jukebox came with EU firmware, and yes, the output was noticeably limited so I could barely hear anything with my headphones. Flashed it to the US version, and now there's enough volume for a small room :)

    5. Re:Louder please! by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      Except for that little volume control thingy on the iPod. The sound pressure level tht hits ones ears when using these devices is under 100% user control. Relative gain of the components is irrelevant.

      Right now I drive a slow diesel car. If I trade it in for a sports car and wreck it, should I then sue the manufacturer because the gas pedal was so much more responsive?

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    6. Re:Louder please! by WinterSolstice · · Score: 1

      I use an iPod Mini with Grado 125s (which are quite large headphones) with no difficulty at all. Typically, I have the volume set to about 10-12%, and about 20% is my pain threshold (though my wife listens at about 40%). Perhaps if you are into loud, large headphones you should consider a headphone amp?

      -WS

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    7. Re:Louder please! by blakestah · · Score: 1

      Except for that little volume control thingy on the iPod. The sound pressure level tht hits ones ears when using these devices is under 100% user control. Relative gain of the components is irrelevant.

      Right now I drive a slow diesel car. If I trade it in for a sports car and wreck it, should I then sue the manufacturer because the gas pedal was so much more responsive?


      Components in multi-component systems are designed to work together and provide a reasonable level of safety. Suppose you took your car in for a maintenance checkup, and they installed a nitrous booster that automatically activated when you floor it. And they don't tell you about it, and you crash the first time you floor it.

      Ok, definitely overly dramatic, but I don't think it is that hard to see the liability there.

      Now, consumer audio has used the same signal range for decades. The headphones designed to work with that signal range may have some liability NOT to create sound amplitudes that will cause hearing damage. I think that is the point being explored by the lawsuit, and honestly, I think it is valid. I mean, the guys designed the ear buds KNOW they are louder. And everyone knows overexposure to loud noise causes hearing damage, and that the targetted market is particularly susceptible.

    8. Re:Louder please! by the+idoru · · Score: 1

      The last issue of Make magazine had a multi-page article on creating your own headphone amplifier that fits into an Aldoids can. That link doesn't have the full article, but it does have some comments that readers posted.

    9. Re:Louder please! by Chirs · · Score: 2, Informative

      "In any case, all headphones are designed to work with the same range of signal..."

      In a word, no.

      Headphones span an impedence range of 32 Ohm (or maybe even less) all the way up to 600 Ohms and higher in the case of studio headphones. On top of that you have variations in the sensitivity.

      This means that with some headphones you can deafen yourself with the output jack from an ipod, while others (AKG K-1000 for instance) you basically need a small speaker amplifier to drive them at reasonable levels.

    10. Re:Louder please! by Detritus · · Score: 1

      What does speaker impedance have to do with efficiency (volume)? High-efficiency speakers can be designed for low or high impedances. The same is true of low-efficiency speakers.

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    11. Re:Louder please! by blakestah · · Score: 1

      What does speaker impedance have to do with efficiency (volume)? High-efficiency speakers can be designed for low or high impedances. The same is true of low-efficiency speakers.

      The impedance changes will scale the power output delivered to the speaker input. Whereas it is possible that some of this power will not become sound, changes from speaker to speaker are pretty meager. At least, I've tested many cone speakers to calibrate their sound levels, they were all the same impedance, and within a couple decibels of identical in calibration. Change the impedance though, and the sound level changes dramatically. But also, cone speakers don't develop significant heat through use (which would be where transferred power that didn't become sound would go).

      May not apply for different speaker technologies...

    12. Re:Louder please! by quarter · · Score: 1

      WHAT?

    13. Re:Louder please! by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      1) Ear buds are no "louder" than anything else on teh market, because earbuds aren't loud, period. Loudness is a measurement of the sound pressure levels at the eardrum. Ear bud may be nore effective in converting the signal from the device to sound waves, and so for the same driver levels produce a louder sound at the eardrum. But that sound level is TOTALLY UNDER TEH USER'S CONTROL!

      2) As for your example, the parallel with the situation here would be if I returned my iPod to the factory for repairs, and I got a nice shiny set of earbuds to replace my open headphones. I put them on, and turn on the unit to my previous default volume setting, which equates to about 90dB. (Remember, the volume setting really controls amplitude of the electrical signal to the headphones). The music starts to play, but now at 110dB. What do I do?
          a) Continue listening to something that is louder than I am accustomed to, on the basis that "that's my default volume so I must like it"
          b) Return the whole unit as defective because it now plays at 110 db where it previously was set to 90dB.
          c) Say "Holy Shit that's loud!" and turn down the volume.

      Remember, only a) will cause permanent hearing loss - short exposure to loud noises can cause hearing loss, but not at the levels we are talking about here - this guy is complaining about hearing loss due to long term exposure.

      3) Your last point seems to be that the ear phone manufacturer's should have some sort of protection built in so that they will not drive above a certain SPL. As a protection from dumbass lawsuits, that would work. In reality, they would go out of business. Why? Because I LIKE blasting Pink Floyd's "One of These Days" at full volume on occasion. It doesn't permanently damage my hearing, and I would return any set of earphones with such a limit.

      Revisiting your analogy - there's a reason cars aren't limited tolow top speeds - no one would buy them.

      Also, note that in Europe there are limits on maximum volume on iPods and a 130 mph limit on some cars. As for the former, read other posts here - people hate it.

      You want to live in a Nanny state. That's fine, but don't try to use the court system to achieve your goal.

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    14. Re:Louder please! by blakestah · · Score: 1

      1) Ear buds are no "louder" than anything else on teh market, because earbuds aren't loud, period. Loudness is a measurement of the sound pressure levels at the eardrum. Ear bud may be nore effective in converting the signal from the device to sound waves, and so for the same driver levels produce a louder sound at the eardrum. But that sound level is TOTALLY UNDER TEH USER'S CONTROL!

      My main point is that if you take the same speaker and
      a) embed it in foam, and suspend it in air outside the acoustic meatus, and
      b) but it in a bud and seal it in the ear canal
      then the first option will be about 10 times lower in sound amplitude than
      the second option, IF THE SPEAKERS ARE THE SAME.

      Loudness is not a property of sound waves in any case, it is a property of a perceiving system, and I did not use it improperly.

      The sound amplitude, or intensity, at the eardrum is MUCH larger at the eardrum for a sealed in the ear canal headphone than an external one.

      And, if a manufacturer provides a standard audio range signal with a headphone with a 10 fold advantage in intensity, then they've increased the range of signal than can cause hearing damage by a factor of 10! Whether that is actually what happened, and whether that constitutes neglect, are issues of consequence.

      These laws are made so that product makers are not able to produce products willy-nilly without consideration for their potential impact on society. Just as cigarette makers have a responsibility to inform the consumer of potential drawbacks to using their products (like it will kill 1 in 4 users by age 70), so do headphone makers have a responsibility to ensure that teenagers will not all be deaf when they hit 60.

      And historically, neglect cases in which destruction of sensory inputs has occurred have resulted in REALLY large judgments. This one still hinges on a lot....do the earbuds use the same speakers, what is the precedent for earbuds headphones, what consumer awareness did Apple use (for example, do they make a reasonable attempt to inform earbud users that the sound level has been re-calibrated and they shouldn't always listen with the level on 11 with earbuds), etc.

      I don't think it is likely to result in a judgment, but I can see circumstances where it would have merit. Hearing loss is associated with tinnitus in many, a form of slow torture.

    15. Re:Louder please! by 742Evergreen · · Score: 1

      Try goPod (http://gopod.free-go.net./ It unlocked the volume control on my (4g) iPod. It's available for Mac, Windows and Linux (with source).

    16. Re:Louder please! by nytes · · Score: 1

      HE SAID THE SHERIFF IS NEAR!

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    17. Re:Louder please! by Rank_Tyro · · Score: 1

      After 6 years in the Air Force and taking a somewhat cavalier attitude toward hearing protection while working on the flightline, I have noticed a very small decrease in hearing at higher frequencies.

        I can not believe that these little ear buds can cause a huge amount of damage in such a short amount of time.

        If I recall, when the Sony Walkman came out when I was a kid, there were similar lawsuits issued, that never came to anything. I think that parents sued because their children were ignoring their pleas to finish their homework.

        IANAL, but wouldn't this guy have to prove that HIS hearing has been damaged? Or can he do what amounts to a "drive by"?

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    18. Re:Louder please! by blakestah · · Score: 1

      This guy is a chump....RTFM...he has no measure related to hearing damage. He is upset because he claims he bought a "defective product".

      European iPods are now limited to 100 dB SPL after similar realizations there.

      130 dB SPL, for 3-4 hours, can cause damage that is measurable the next day. That is 10X higher in amplitude than 110 dB SPL, which is probably close to the iPod plus earbud level at full juice. But it is not unreasonable to think that chronic usage at full juice has potential to wreck your high frequency hearing.

      But I'm pretty sure this guy has no case, he's probably fishing for a settlement from Apple or a class-action.

    19. Re:Louder please! by VaticDart · · Score: 1
      It is a well known fact among audiophiles that any portable music device will not have enough omph to drive big headphones. Anything bigger than over-ear cheapos is going to be too big. Firmware hacks aren't going to solve the problem, because the sound will be mushy and horrid just because you're still dealing with the problem of there not being enough power. The best option is to use a portable amp. Here's a forum posting that lists a pretty large selection of various portable amps: http://www4.head-fi.org/forums/showthread.php?s=dd 844ed9021132e56c49ebe61b8bfed0&t=103327. Great site in general.

      I'd never use my AKG 240Ss with my iPod, or any other portable device. My full sized cans are for listening off of my computer and nothing else. For my iPod I'm all about the canal-phones, in my case Etymotic ER-6is.

  34. pants by DarkClown · · Score: 1

    i'll be sueing levis because of poor blood circulation due to lack of warning on too-tight jeans.
    my legs are sleeping but my rear is buffed.

  35. Playing Devil's Advocate... by SerpentMage · · Score: 0, Troll

    As much as I would like to agree with you, I think he has a case for one reason...

    In the early days headphones sat on the side of your head and let in other noise. However, with the IPod ear buds fit 100% percent into your ear. This means you get music and only music. I saw a news article in German that said because the ear buds fit tightly and do not let other noise in you are subject to the noise of the ear buds.

    The short and curly of it. Even if you put the noise level REALLY low you could get hearing impaired...

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    1. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by mrchaotica · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Right, so now explain why he's singling out Apple instead of suing everybody who makes earbud-style headphones.

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    2. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by QuietLagoon · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Even if you put the noise level REALLY low you could get hearing impaired...

      Think about that statement for a minute, then explain it to me once again, answering the following question: how can REALLY low noise impair your hearing? Be specific, make sure you talk about the decibel level at which that REALLY low noise can impair your hearing.

    3. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by QuantaStarFire · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The problem with that is that earbuds have been around for years, probably a decade or more now, so there's been plenty of time to document such side-effects and make people aware of them, or pull such headphones off the market.

      I don't get why people use those things anyways. They always hurt my ears (and I have friends bitch about that all the time as well), so I tend to use larger headphones that just cover my ears entirely. They do pretty much the same thing, and they're not a PITA to wear (though maybe a PITA to carry around; then again, I wear them most of the time. Like right now, for instance.)

    4. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by HairyCanary · · Score: 5, Insightful
      There are many other targets, then, besides Apple. And there are better targets, too, by your reasoning -- take for example Etymotic, with their earphones that absolutely seal into your ear canal, blocking out almost all outside noise, and putting themselves very close indeed to your eardrum.

      Except those are no more likely than earbuds to damage your hearing. In order to cause damage, the volume has to be high enough to hurt. You ever hear something at 110+ decibels? Holy shiat, you deserve what you get if you cannot respond properly to pain stimuli.

      And while I'm ranting... what about concerts? I went to an Aerosmith concert a few years ago, and the sound was so loud it was distorting in my ear. I mean... LOUD. Shouldn't we be suing them too? Especially since we can't turn down the volume in that situation.

      Oh wait... personal responsibility. Almost forgot it existed. As it seems the person who brought the suit did as well. Either that or he's just looking for money. That might explain going after Apple instead of smaller fish. No, it can't be, he's definitely looking out for all of our best interests...

    5. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Because they're making lots of money selling iPods. Big money = juicy target.
      It's nothing but punnishment for success.

    6. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by stunt_penguin · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Why is he suing only Apple? Cause he wanted to make the /. homepage, silly.

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    7. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by bilbravo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My Gameboy (circa 1990) had earbuds... should I sue Nintendo for those horrible Tetris sounds I blared into my ears as a child? iPod is not the only device that ships with earbuds. Also, when does common sense come in on these lawsuits? (I realize you were just making a point, but you have to admit they aren't very logical if you think about them for more than 5 seconds, as is the case with most lawsuits anymore.)

    8. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by damsa · · Score: 4, Informative

      Because you can only sue people that actually did damage.

    9. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by 88NoSoup4U88 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Er, I remember buying my walkman in the early 90's, and it had earbuds: It's not something that got introduced, or even made popular, by the iPod.

      I think the guy has no case as he done it to himself: Limiting the (maximal) volume of the iPod, would also limit people with hearing disabilities from using it.

      The guy is just an asshat for not having common sense: Hell, I could go around sueing the several clubs I visited in my teenyears, as the speakers certainly caused hearing loss... Then again, it was my -own- decision to go to those clubs... and stand in from of those speakers.

    10. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by marshmeli · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree that it should come down to personal reponsibility, but he is sueing also because he says there are not enough warnings with the iPod docs. My pair to Shure inner ear canal headpohnes have warnings all over the place.

      This reminds me of the old woman who spilled the hot McDonald's coffee on her lap and sued becuase it was too hot and didnt have anough warnings/labels that is was hot so now she is rich and every to go cup of coffee you buy from many places is covered in "HOT!" or "Warning: Contents May be Hot!"

    11. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by PFI_Optix · · Score: 2, Informative

      I had earbud 'phones almost 10 years before the iPod came out. They're not a new idea, they're just trendy now.

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    12. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is complete bullshit. The *only* thing that affects the damage to your ears is the amount of energy being transferred to the eardrum. iPod buds transmit more energy, but that means they are also louder, so you turn them down.

      The problem with headphones is that people turn them up to hear their music over background noise. Most hearing loss is caused because people use headphones in noisy environments, like the bus or train into work, and turn them up stupidly loud in order to hear their music. In this regard, the iPod buds are actually safer because they block out background noise, and can be listened to at much quieter levels.

    13. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by 88NoSoup4U88 · · Score: 1
      I don't get why people use those things anyways.

      I do agree with earbuds can be kinda nasty on the ears, but I never want to go back to the dorky large headphones...

      Then again, I am posting on Slashdot, so I don't know why I pretend -not- to be dorky ;-)

    14. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by vague+disclaimer · · Score: 1
      In the early days headphones sat on the side of your head and let in other noise. However, with the IPod ear buds fit 100% percent into your ear.

      No, that would be the Apple In-Ear 'phones. The earbuds don't even come close to fitting 100% in the ear (which is why I bought some in-ear so that I could turn the volume DOWN and still hear the music).

    15. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I think the guy has no case as he done it to himself: Limiting the (maximal) volume of the iPod, would also limit people with hearing disabilities from using it.

      Which, interestingly[1], is why the volume goes so high in the first place. Steve Jobs is partially deaf, and he tested the iPod before it was released.

      [1] Or not. Mods, you decide.

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    16. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Tim+C · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In the early days headphones sat on the side of your head and let in other noise. However, with the IPod ear buds fit 100% percent into your ear.

      Oh don't be ridiculous - I was using in the ear 'phones like that years before the iPod was available.

    17. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      He's talking (I think) about the sounds made by the earbuds themselves, when you touch them, pull them out, poke them with a fork, etc... Ever Heard that "pop" when you pull them out? That's real loud, so close.

      They seal so well that those sounds are vastly amplified. I wear the rubbery-ended shure (i think) earbuds, and when I pull them out I'm very careful to break the airtight seal first by squeezing them. That popping sound really hurts, and I can see how it could damage your ears, and also how it can be contrued as a design defect. Like shoes that cut your skin if you don't remove the VERY carefully. Could you sue for that?

      But Playing next to loud drummers for 15 years is what's doing in MY ears.

    18. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by SchrodingersRoot · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just for the record, sounds don't have to be loud enough to hurt in order to cause hearing loss. Sounds ~85dB (around the level of a busy street or a factory) or higher are enough to cause permanent damage to hearing. Now, obviously, exposure time necessary for significant damage are inversely proportionate to the volume of the noise.

      And I totally agree that Mr. Patterson is a fruitloop. There's a volume control for a reason. And if I want to ruin my hearing, or say, I don't know, use an iPod for something other than earbuds, like, maybe unpowered speakers, or multiple set of headphones, that's my right! I might need the power that the iPod can put out. Just 'cause some people lose their hearing 'cause they're dumb or not careful enough to protect themselves by turning the volume down a bit, doesn't mean everyone else should suffer. Think of it as evolution in action.

    19. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Savantissimo · · Score: 1

      "The *only* thing that affects the damage to your ears is the amount of energy being transferred to the eardrum."

      Well, actually it's the energy transmitted to the hair cells in the cochlea corresponding to specific frequencies. Pure tones are more likely to damage hearing.

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    20. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by ergo98 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Because Apple pionered the idea of earbuds or at least popularized it of course.

      Are you kidding? And let me guess: Linux invented the command line, Google invented XmlHttp, and BeOS invented the graphical operating system.

      Earbud headphones have been around, and popular, for DECADES. Just because you weren't looking doesn't change reality.

    21. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by lotrtrotk · · Score: 1

      Because Apple has the deepest pockets.

    22. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do we really have to go over this, again, on Slashdot of all fucking places? Does every fucking lawsuit article on Slashdot really need someone whos been living in a cave for the past decade to pop up and mention the McDonalds coffee lawsuit?

      I can't be bothered to even rant at you properly. Just go educate yourself and never mention it again.

    23. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by squoozer · · Score: 1

      Great, I thought it was just me that couldn't wear earbuds because they hurt after a while. I always thought it was weird that they made my ears hurt as much as they did though because I am fairly sure they weren't pushing hard on any part of my ear. Still the retro whole ear headphones sorted the problem.

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    24. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by doza · · Score: 1

      Headphones are always, always, going to have better sound quality over earphones.


      I have a set of Sennheiser HD 595s - and previously a set of HD 500s. They don't actually touch your ear. They also block out alot of the outside noise. They offer much goodness. The only thing they are mainly for home use. Unless you don't worry about how they are going to affect yor battery life.


      I would think the little earphones would dammage your ears more than headphones; at the same sounding volume.

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    25. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by erik_norgaard · · Score: 1

      Just to comment on one issue: One reason that people put the volume so loud is that the earbuds do not keep out external noice. So, said earbuds should actually have the effect that you will not turn up the volume as much - not that you can't of course.

      Also, classic earphones are better keeping external noice out and for this reason not claimed responsible for the same extent of hearing loss.

      Anyway, I'm surprised that this comes up in the first place, but maybe this guy didn't listen to - or couldn't hear - the warnings...

    26. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      What, and Apple earbuds (specifically) did more damage than other brands of earbuds? That's news to me!

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    27. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The max volume of personal stereos is already legally constrained in the EU. If he wins, expect to see the same happen in the US (and a large number of websites telling you how to hack to remove the volume limit).

      Having got rid of the European Nanny State, America seems determined to re-invent it through law-suits!

    28. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Jtheletter · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I wear the rubbery-ended shure (i think) earbuds

      I bought a mini just before they were discontinued, but my other friends have bought the 20 gig, 40 gig, and nano versions of the ipod. None of their purchases came with rubberized earbuds that form a seal in the ear, all of them are regular bud types with the slip-on foam covers. So what are these earbuds you're talking about? Are they even sold by Apple? Made by Apple? They don't seem to be the default option that comes with the product so I don't really see how a specific type of earbud that is not distributed with the ipod could be construed as "ipods cause hearing loss." In addition, as others have said, this suit has already come up in other forms, and since Apple complies with sound level regulations it looks like they've got a pretty clean case for no liability. Plus this is yet another lawsuit where the person harmed had a great deal of control over the company's product but they are somehow disavowing any personal responsibility for the damage caused. If you crank the volume on ANY sound reproduction device, and output that to sealed headphones of ANY type at maximum levels then it's a safe bet you're hurting your ears. That ringing you hear everytime you finish listening to your music? Yeah, that's your ears telling you to turn it down!

      Personal responsiblity seems to be lost in this age, people need to own up to their own dumb-assery. Apple was not telling people it was ok to blast music at any volume you like with no ill effects, they are not directly responsible for some people's misuse of this particular product.

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    29. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Shawn+Parr · · Score: 1
      take for example Etymotic, with their earphones that absolutely seal into your ear canal, blocking out almost all outside noise, and putting themselves very close indeed to your eardrum.
      Actually if used properly this will make the Etymotic/Shure headphones less likely to cause damage to your hearing.

      You see hearing and volume are relative. The more background noise there is the louder the sound you are listening to has to be to overcome that background noise. With fully sealed in-ear designs you have very little background noise to overcome and thus can have a lower volume on your music and you will hear it similarly to if you cranked it up with normal headphones.

      A great example of this is your car. When you are driving really slow you don't have to turn the radio up very high. Once you hit the highway, the road noise starts masking the music and you have to turn up. You get used to the music being so loud, then when you stop somewhere, turn off the car, then turn it back on you get a big surprise!

      I bought a set of Etymotic ER6's for this very reason, I also got a set of custom earmolds made as I find earplugs very uncomfortable (no matter what size or type), as well as since I am an audio professional I can buy the Etymotic inserts that make them flat response earplugs. Very handy, plus since using them I have never experienced a threshold shift after listening on the headphones.

      Of course care is needed with this type of headphone, as if you are not moderate with your listening level you can expose your ears to very high levels of music (which I can only imagine would be absolutely painful, but let's be honest, people are dumb), plus as another poster mentioned, the popping that occurs from plugging in and unplugging could potentially be very loud as well, so you would want to remove the headphones before connecting or disconnecting them.

      That said, I haven't had a problem with this on my iPod Nano, the popping is very soft, even with the headphones in (yes, I occasionally forget...)

    30. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by AmericanInKiev · · Score: 0

      Let's not forget - that many owners of ipod's are children; more sensitive to ear damage, and far less likely to understand the risks. Good software can limit the damage even with the volume way up by preventing spikes even if recorded. radio broadcasters use such limiters.

      AIK

    31. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by StopSayingYouSir · · Score: 0, Troll
      In order to cause damage, the volume has to be high enough to hurt.

      This is absolutely not true, as others have pointed out. Permanent hearing loss can occur at much lower volumes than that.

      Everyone who is harping about "common sense" should take note of the parent post. Common sense is often very, very wrong.

      And yes, there is a point at which common sense finally catches up with reality, and as we approach that point, responsibility begins to shift back onto the consumer. But that isn't what concerns me.

      People who manufacture audio equipment are expected to know more than the average person about the conditions under which permanent hearing loss can occur. If their product is capable of producing these conditions, they have a duty to warn the consumer. I don't see what's so controversial about that.

      Although frankly, even this strikes me as insufficient. So what if I know that exceeding 85 dB is dangerous? What's 85 dB? How do I know when I've reached it? My volume control only goes from 0 to 10... That means I'm safe, right??? :)

    32. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by damsa · · Score: 1

      This guy used Apple earbuds. So if any damage were because of earbuds he would have to sue Apple. He can't go suing all earbud manufacturers because that's not what did damage to his hearing. Earbuds probably did damage his hearing, whether this is the fault of Apple or the user that's up for the courts to decide.

    33. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Apple's got deep pockets. Apple's stock is doing very well. Lawsuits drive down stock prices. Company execs get fidgetty. Payoffs, sorry, out of court settlements happen.

      People have been damaging their hearing for decades with big honkin' headphones, too.

      I think I'm gonna sue the apartment complex I used to live in since I looked at the sun through their clear windows. They didn't put up a warning sticker or coat the class with smoke to limit the sun's rays. The bastards didn't even give me the option.

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    34. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I might need the power that the iPod can put out.

      That's true. Headphones and earbuds vary in their sensitivity.

    35. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by TemporalBeing · · Score: 1

      Headphones are always, always, going to have better sound quality over earphones.

      Not quite true - headphones might get the technology first, but it would eventually trickle down to the earbuds/earphones. Not to mention that earbuds will have a better quality of sound as there is less interference (and less bouncing of the waves) in getting the sound to your ears.

      I would think the little earphones would dammage your ears more than headphones; at the same sounding volume.

      True - but the key here is the same volume level. The nice thing about earbuds is that you can get the same quality of sound as headphones at a lower volume level, with less outside interference.

      I've been using earbuds for years, and love them. Some are better than others, and expense doesn't necessarily mean better. Currently I find the $10 Sony MDR-J10 earbuds to be the best, and have 2 or 3 pairs of them that I use nearly all the time.

      As per the original question of why some people can use them and others can't stand them - I would lean towards the fact that while they are generally comfortable to me (some are more comfortable than others), others can't seem to be able to wear them at all; the cause of which I believe is the size of people ears. Headphones will always be usable by anyone, while for earbuds your ears have to be big enough to hold the earbud.

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    36. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Jtheletter · · Score: 4, Informative
      I agree with the other responder to your post. Don't believe the "OMFG did you hear about this old lady that poured coffee on herself and ripped off McDonalds?!?!?!" heresay from a friend or the internet. Go read the actual case facts. What it boils down to (pun not intended but enjoyed) is that the McDonalds in question was serving coffee at temps well above established standards and recommended industry guidelines. They had already received multiple complaints that their product was too hot, but had done nothing to change it. I believe the temp they were serving it at was 170 to 180 degrees, somewhere in that range, again, follow the other poster's link and read for yourself. This was 20 degrees above the norm for hot coffee from a restaurant. 20 degrees doesn't sound like much but the fact is that the risk of and severity of burns increases greatly at temps above 160 degrees. If they had served it at accepted industy temps then the woman may have only received minor burns and it would have likely been only a complaint instead of a suit. What happened was she received THIRD DEGREE SCALD BURNS. Hot coffee is expected to be hot. Hot coffee that causes third degree burns is too hot (3rd degree burns require skin grafts and cause permanent nerve damage). I think most people can accept that as a general rule of thumb, especially when you consider that your lips are one of the most sensistive places on your body by nerve density. This court decision was correct because the injury potential was high, McDonalds knew about the potential for harm and did nothing to alter their behavior, and there was sufficient industry evidence that altering their product to conform to accepted standards would not have significanly affected it's sale potential. Don't take our word for it, go read the court findings to validate this for yourself.

      Oh, and as to the "now she's rich" part, that too is bogus. She initially asked for enough to recover her exact medical costs only. McDonalds refused so she sued for a larger amount. That amount was first granted, but then later was significanlty reduced. I forget what the final dollar value was but suffice to say it wasn't enough for her to go off and live a rich millionaire fantasy life.

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    37. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Noehre · · Score: 1

      Tell that to Etymotic.

    38. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by RingDev · · Score: 1

      That logic is actually backwords. muff style head phones are more effective at blocking out ambient noise. Earbud style head phones block less ambient noise so the user needs to run them at higher volumes to get the same level of immersion.

      -Rick

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    39. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by brontus3927 · · Score: 1
      Growing up, my doctor half-jokingly instructed me to never stick anything in your ear smaller than my elbow.

      I find earbuds to be EXTEREMELY uncomfortable, I don't even use the cell-phone hands-free sets that you stick in your ear. For a cell-phone headset, I use the receptionist style headset.

      More too the point, I find all headphones to be uncomfortable after a period of time (say half an hour or so), so I wind up sitting the headphones near my ears, but off my head, or take them off entirely and crank up the volume so they act as passive desktop speakers.

      Getting back to the actual topic. While the fact that earbuds can cause hearing loss (IIRC Pete Townsend recently spoke out against earbuds because he experienced hearing loss from headphones) is widely known, it is largely considered a wive's tale and/or it really hasn't reached a critical mass of people knowing.

      On top of that, before the iPod, there weren't half as many people using earbuds as there currently are, so Apple HAS promoted a design that has an under-documented medical issue.

      How the suit is going to play out is the guy's lawyer is going to allege that earbuds intrinsically cause hearing loss, and have expert testimony and medical reports documenting this. Meanwhile, Apple's lawyers are going to allege that this man suffered hearing loss from years of listening to music at too high a volume, using speakers, headphones, and earbuds, and a jury will decide which side is more plausable

    40. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Comics · · Score: 1

      This is a very good point. I got fed up rather quickly of the horrible sound quality of the iPod's stock earbuds, and splurged for some Shure E3c. I own Grados for home listening, but was looking for something portable that would still provide great sound, as I didn't have the intention of lugging my Grados everywhere with me (especially since they are VERY open). The Shures offer not only sound benefits over standard earbuds but, as you said, their sound isolating properties can dramatically affect the volume at which you have to listen to your music. I have noticed that I never go above 50% on the volume control of my iPod when I am on the bus, yet with the other earbuds I tended to put it much higher because of all the noise in the bus. Hopefully, this will help keep my ears "healthy" for many more years to come.

    41. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 2, Informative
      Yeah, the lawyer apologist website. Here are the Mc"Facts":

      McFact No. 1: For years, McDonald's had known they had a problem with the way they make their coffee - that their coffee was served much hotter (at least 20 degrees more so) than at other restaurants.

      20 degrees isn't all that much, you're still gonna get scalded. Would 20 degree cooler coffee had lessened the injury that much? Methinks the lawyers would still be happy to sue. Note they call this a "problem" with the coffee.

      McFact No. 2: McDonald's knew its coffee sometimes caused serious injuries - more than 700 incidents of scalding coffee burns in the past decade have been settled by the Corporation - and yet they never so much as consulted a burn expert regarding the issue.

      Spilled hot stuff causes problems. They are a gigantic corporation. That McDonald's had to "settle" cases more indicates fear of publicity driven by greedy lawyers than anything else. Unless an employee dropped the cup, or a pot, McDonald's should have no liability.

      McFact No. 3: The woman involved in this infamous case suffered very serious injuries - third degree burns on her groin, thighs and buttocks that required skin grafts and a seven-day hospital stay.

      And the drunk who tripped on a curb broke his wrist. Being able to sue for your own stupidity is the whole problem.

      McFact No. 4: The woman, an 81-year old former department store clerk who had never before filed suit against anyone, said she wouldn't have brought the lawsuit against McDonald's had the Corporation not dismissed her request for compensation for medical bills.

      Why should they pay for her stupidity?

      McFact No. 5: A McDonald's quality assurance manager testified in the case that the Corporation was aware of the risk of serving dangerously hot coffee and had no plans to either turn down the heat or to post warning about the possibility of severe burns, even though most customers wouldn't think it was possible.

      Five year old children are aware of the risk of dangeriously hot things. That's why suing over this is so idiotic.

      McFact No. 6: After careful deliberation, the jury found McDonald's was liable because the facts were overwhelmingly against the company. When it came to the punitive damages, the jury found that McDonald's had engaged in willful, reckless, malicious, or wanton conduct, and rendered a punitive damage award of 2.7 million dollars. (The equivalent of just two days of coffee sales, McDonalds Corporation generates revenues in excess of 1.3 million dollars daily from the sale of its coffee, selling 1 billion cups each year.)

      Congratulations. A lawyer convince a bunch of yokels with sob stories. This is hardly a desired outcome. And the notice that the original award, a staggering $2.7 million, was just 2 days' sales of coffee indicates how badly the drooling lawyers wanted to tag McDonald's.

      McFact No. 7: On appeal, a judge lowered the award to $480,000, a fact not widely publicized in the media.

      Still $480,000 more than it should have been.

      McFact No. 8: A report in Liability Week, September 29, 1997, indicated that Kathleen Gilliam, 73, suffered first degree burns when a cup of coffee spilled onto her lap. Reports also indicate that McDonald's consistently keeps its coffee at 185 degrees, still approximately 20 degrees hotter than at other restaurants. Third degree burns occur at this temperature in just two to seven seconds, requiring skin grafting, debridement and whirlpool treatments that cost tens of thousands of dollars and result in permanent disfigurement, extreme pain and disability to the victims for many months, and in some cases, years.

      The most important message this case has f

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    42. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by JazzCrazed · · Score: 1

      You're wrong, earbuds DO allow quite a bit of noise in. In fact, a recent study claimed the exact opposite to what you said - that earbuds are LESS efficient at closing outside noise than padded supra-aural/circumaural headphones, and therefore kids are turning them up higher than regular headphones to compensate.

      It's inner-ear monitors, AKA ear-canal-phones, AKA earplug headphones that completely isolate the music from external noise - with the major benefit being that you don't have to turn up the volume as high to drown out that extraneous noise. I never have to turn up my Ultimate Ears IEMs much further than 50% before I feel its deafening.

      Both can cause hearing loss - as can regular supra aural and circumaural headphones - if the volume is too loud. The lesson is the same - lots of decibels = hearing loss, and it's stupid not to know this. I think it would be an ugly precedent if this guy won this suit.

    43. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Scrameustache · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Because you can only sue people that actually did damage.

      FTFA:
      Patterson does not know if the device has damaged his hearing, said his attorney, Steve W. Berman, of Seattle. But that's beside the point of the lawsuit, which takes issue with the potential the iPod has to cause irreparable hearing loss, Berman said.
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    44. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because you can only sue people that actually did damage.

      I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of the US legal system. In the US, you can sue anyone, even though they aren't remotely liable, and win millions. Have a look at the Stella Awards, the previous issue, and OverLawyered for many of the stupidities of the US legal system.

    45. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by damsa · · Score: 1

      You are allowed to sue if two people even though you are not sure if one or two of them did damage. The most common example is if two people were to shoot at you but only one bullet hits your leg. You are allowed to sue both even though it was physically impossible that both person's were responsible for the damage done.

      I am just stating the law. Not saying I agree with the kid.

    46. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      My volume control only goes from 0 to 10... That means I'm safe, right??? :)

      Yeah, but where does that leave us Spinal Tap fans?

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    47. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Wallslide · · Score: 1

      I too enjoy using my high-end headphones when I can. I bought a flash-based MP3 player, however, because with it I can easily listen to music while performing physical activity such as jogging. In the case of jogging, the benefits of the larger headphones are outweighed by their cumbersomeness. They move around too easily, are uncomforatably heavy, and most of all they are very hot to wear.

    48. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Kohath · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's not how courts work.

      You can get a bunch of scientists together and claim it's impossible.

      I can get a bunch of "victims" together who claim that they lost 75% of their hearing from listening at REALLY low levels. They'll cry. They'll force the lawyers to yell the questions. They'll spend the court's time fiddling with hearing aids. They'll talk about how they lost their jobs and how their babies were run over by a bus because they couldn't hear the bus until it was too late. It'll be really tragic. And there's no way to prove they can still hear just as well as before.

      The jury can decide either way: for the huge super-rich corporation or for the tragic half-deafened victims.

      During the trial, some ridiculous "public interest group" will send out a press release warning people of the hearing loss, even at REALLY low levels. It'll be in every newspaper and on every TV newscast. Slashdot will post it 4 times in 3 days.

      Apple will settle the case for $10 per iPod. Lawyers will get $9.02 of it and Apple will give iPod owners 98 cents off their next iTMS music purchase.

      They'll artificially limit the sound level on future iPods and put a warning label on them. They'll raise the price $20.

      The lawyers will buy new houses and fast cars. Then they'll start looking for their next big score. (Maybe Apple will have a hit against earnings because of the case. Did they warn the shareholders sufficiently? I smell a shareholder lawsuit.)

    49. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by QuietLagoon · · Score: 2, Funny
      They'll force the lawyers to yell the questions.

      If they do that, I'll claim that the lawyers caused me hearing loss.

    50. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by fafalone · · Score: 1

      Because you can only sue people that actually did damage.

      Welcome to the United States, you must be new here; that statement just isn't true.

    51. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by FxChiP · · Score: 1

      Ear buds always make me feel like they're raping my ear. And their speakers are so small that they're extremely tinny and grating on my nerves... grah.

    52. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by cHiphead · · Score: 1

      You just made a great argument for becoming a lawyer.

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    53. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've identified why I don't go to concerts. I find the sound level is almost always uncomfortable, if not downright painful.

    54. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a hearing loss, even thought I don't own an iPod. My hearing was great when I was 20, now it is not nearly as good when I am 50. I'm a victim of that REALLY low noise level - that must have been what damaged my hearing.

      I need compensation now!

    55. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by japhering · · Score: 1
      Even if you put the noise level REALLY low you could get hearing impaired...

      Think about that statement for a minute, then explain it to me once again, answering the following question: how can REALLY low noise impair your hearing? Be specific, make sure you talk about the decibel level at which that REALLY low noise can impair your hearing.


      Simply put, hearing loss is a function of volume over time... for very loud sounds the time is very short before damage occurs. For very soft sounds the time is extremely long, so long that most people will suffer damage from loud sounds before they realize they've lost hearing do to the soft sound.

      OSHA requires hearing protection for any workplace exposure of > 95 decibels
                > 85 to 95 decibels for 4 or more hours per day or total exceeding 20 hours per week
                > 75 to 80 decibels for 6 or more hours per day or total exceeding 24 hours per week

      Antidotally, as the IT professionals age, more and more are being seen with notched hearing for the frequencies typically put out by computer fans and disk .. normally less than 60 db
    56. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That reads like a section from a 'Get Rich Quick' self-help book. Man, I wish I didn't have morals that prevent me from being a lawyer.

    57. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What kind of pointless reply is this? First, pure tones dont do any more damage then impure ones. Lengthy exposure to a particular frequency can impair sensitivity to that frequency, but it doesn't matter if you hear it pure or with other noise (excluding threshold shifting effects, which only occur if the other noise is far louder). Secondly, where do you think the energy comes from to excite the hairs in the cochlea? Oh, thats right, the eardrum!

      You're post is just pointless nit-picking karma whoring. Its also wrong.

    58. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by c_forq · · Score: 1

      Yes, Apple sells these. I believe they came with the Mini's when the mini's first started shipping (may be wrong though). Here are a few examples from the Apple Store (I have a feeling these might not work, so in case they are under apple.com->store->iPod accessories - headphones).
      http://store.apple.com/1-800-MY-APPLE/WebObjects/A ppleStore.woa/7200707/wo/up0ZyklMjjbq20XeRMP1ap92a Oy/1.SLID?mco=1D18671E&nplm=MA360G%2FA
      http://store.apple.com/1-800-MY-APPLE/WebObjects/A ppleStore.woa/7200707/wo/up0ZyklMjjbq20XeRMP1ap92a Oy/13.SLID?mco=7612A515&nplm=M9394G%2FA

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    59. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry. Could you put this into an audio file for me? I wasn't able to read it because my eyes have lost the ability to read /. due to over exposure. Or was it single handed porn surfing? Oh, well. One of the two. Maybe I should sue someone.

    60. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      iPod In-Ear Headphones

      Sold by Apple, as an accessory / upgrade to the iPod. I actually own a pair of these as well (I'm not the AC that started this) and I just wanted to let you know that these earphones do exist, they were an Apple product, and they were sold under the iPod label.

      These fit snugly in your ear and provide GREAT sound. You don't need to set the volume high because they are basically earplugs w/ a sound channel that points straight at the ear.

      Now, I'm not suggesting it's right to sue for this. These aren't much more dangerous than normal buds.. both of them will deafen you in the end if you use any audio device at full volume.

      (didn't RTFA, doesn't know if this is about portable music players or a particular style of headphone, thinks the lawsuit sounds stupid either way)

    61. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Golias · · Score: 2, Interesting

      (IIRC Pete Townsend recently spoke out against earbuds because he experienced hearing loss from headphones)

      In spite of his claim to the contrary, don't you think it's possible that his hearing loss might have had something to do with being the guitarist for "THE LOUDEST ROCK AND ROLL BAND IN THE WORLD" for four decades?

      The guy was exposed to 90 - 110 db's almost nightly for most of his career. No matter what he says, that's the main reason he's nearly deaf now. If headphones damaged his ears, it's because he had to crank them up to overcome the hearing loss from his wilder youth.

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    62. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by linuxfanatic1024 · · Score: 1

      Even if you put the noise level REALLY low you could get hearing impaired...

      The correct terms are "deaf" or "hard of hearing", not "hearing impaired". Ugh!

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    63. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      McFact No. 8: A report in Liability Week, September 29, 1997...

      Wait, wait!!! You're telling me there's a journal called Liability Week?!?

      Only in America...

    64. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by eddieboston · · Score: 1

      What??

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    65. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by fuzznutz · · Score: 1
      What it boils down to (pun not intended but enjoyed) is that the McDonalds in question was serving coffee at temps well above established standards and recommended industry guidelines.

      This was 20 degrees above the norm for hot coffee from a restaurant.

      I have read many accounts of the often cited, infamous McDonald's case. The question always comes down to this:

      Was McDonalds morally or legally liable for the poor lady's injury?

      The trouble with juries is that they have a hard time distinguishing the differences. Many people think simplistically just as you do that because a "relatively" impoverished person sustains an injury and a "relatively" wealthy corporation provided the product, legal liability inevitably must flow from the corporation.

      In point of fact, the lady did a stupid thing. Since water boils at 212F, I would expect coffee could be served anywhere up to that temperature and therefore I would never place a flimsy foam cup near my balls in a car. Likewise, I would never place a loaded gun in the waistband of my pants. Any reasonable person would act likewise.

      The jury wanted to punish McDonald's, plain and simply. They weren't "nice" to the woman. She could have easily prevented the injury by acting responsibly. Because of the publicity of this particular lawsuit and others like it, everybody believes they are just one small injury or slight away from winning the lawsuit lottery. Tort is out of control.

      I was at the ass end of a personal injury lawsuit from a auto accident which I was involved. The plaintiff wanted the face value of my insurance policy plus $25,000. He perjured himself under deposition and at an arbitration hearing. My lawyer exposed it and tore him a new one under questioning. After the hearing, he agreed to settle for exactly what the insurance company offered right after the accident. He could have gotten all of the entire settlement up front if he hadn't chosen to hire an ambulance chasing lawyer.

      Everybody thinks the civil tort system is a get rich quick scheme.
    66. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by ChaosDiscord · · Score: 1
      I bought a mini just before they were discontinued, but my other friends have bought the 20 gig, 40 gig, and nano versions of the ipod. None of their purchases came with rubberized earbuds that form a seal in the ear, all of them are regular bud types with the slip-on foam covers. So what are these earbuds you're talking about? Are they even sold by Apple? Made by Apple?

      He might be talking about these earbud headphones. They don't come with foam covers. The grey part you can see at the end is rubber or a similar material. (The grey rubber part is also replacable; the set comes with three different sizes.) I don't know if they form a "seal" when used, but they're pretty snug. While not the earbuds that come with the iPod, they're Apple products and specifically sold as being for iPods.

      That said, I agree it's a silly case and have no worries about it. It'll be thrown out reasonably promptly.

    67. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by SewersOfRivendell · · Score: 1

      Parent poster is correct. In fact, the Etymotics were *intentionally designed* to make hearing loss less likely. That was their original claim to fame before the iPod existed.

    68. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by GmAz · · Score: 1

      I used to work at CompUSA and those earbuds are sold sepeartely. Not sure if they were ever bundled, but they are Apple brand earbuds. This guy suing is a freaking moron. Why not sue Ford or Chevy for making car stereos go so loud. I hope he gets laughed out of court!

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    69. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I bring hearing protection with me to concerts (the in-ear foam type). It actually makes the music sound better.

      The problem with most concerts is they're played in concrete-and-steel arenas and civic centers that have horrible acoustics. The sound bounces around the inside, creating reflections. With earplugs, the reflected sounds are muted, leaving only the primary signal.

    70. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by John+Whitley · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Etymotic, with their earphones that absolutely seal into your ear canal, blocking out almost all outside noise, and putting themselves very close indeed to your eardrum.

      I've been using a pair of Etymotic ER-4S headphones for about five years now. In practice, I find Ety's are far safer than normal earbuds for just the reason you cite. Since the outer part of the earbud is essentially an earplug with excellent noise blocking, the headphone doesn't have to compete volume-wise with ambient noise. You get the same clarity of sound with a lower volume level due to this.

      It's also worth noting that due to the Ety's proximity to the eardrum, they don't need to be very loud at all. Their drivers run intentionally quiet for this reason. For comparison, with conventional headphones or earbuds if I set them at a comfortable listening level then set them down on the desk, I find that I can still hear the sound to some extent. With Ety's, I can't even tell whether they're on unless the volume is particularly loud or it's *very* quiet in the room.

      Of course, it's critical with any headphone, Ety's or otherwise, to train yourself to moderate playback volume for extended listening.

    71. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, this is just like Pavlov's dog. Mention a specific fast food company combined with a certain caffeinated beverage and the rant follows as by conditioned reflex.

      Fun to watch.

    72. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by slughead · · Score: 1

      pfft! drinking McDonald's Coffee is worse than getting burned by it.

    73. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by ari_j · · Score: 1

      Of the current 7, only two cases were won - and one of them for only $900. Most frivolous lawsuits get thrown out of court in short order. The problem is that this makes sense, so it doesn't get printed in the news. You only hear about these cases getting filed, and everyone gets fired up over them, even though most will be quietly dismissed.

    74. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coffe is made of water. How can you take it to 170-180C?
      Am I missing something? Or are you missing a proper course of physics?

    75. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by killjoe · · Score: 1

      "Personal responsiblity seems to be lost in this age, people need to own up to their own dumb-assery."

      Personal responsibility is suckers and fools. That's why corporations are invented.

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    76. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by killjoe · · Score: 1

      "Was McDonalds morally or legally liable for the poor lady's injury? "

      Yes.

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    77. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you forgot...

      and in the future people listening to apple audio products aren't deafened

      worth the price? debatable, but part of the equation nevertheless

    78. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by stedo · · Score: 2, Funny
      Slashdot will post it 4 times in 3 days


      So it won't really be a very big story, then?

    79. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by GreekPimpSlap · · Score: 0

      so he should sue himself ! if i beat you with a baseball bat are you going to sue me or louisville ? what a dildo...

    80. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Senzei · · Score: 1

      *Wall of text crits you for 5000 you die.

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    81. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by magefile · · Score: 1

      That's actually why you're *less* likely to lose hearing - because you're not as exposed to external background noise, you're not as likely to crank it up.

    82. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Ced_Ex · · Score: 2, Funny

      Guy 1: "Can you hear me now?"

      Guy 2: "What?"

      Guy 1: "Can you hear me now?"

      Guy 2: "Eh? What did you say?"

      Guy 1: "Can you hear me now?"

      Guy 2: "Ugh? YO! What did you say?"

      Guy 1: "Can you hear me now?"

      Guy 2: "Whaaat?"

      Guy 1: "Can you hea...."

      Guy 2: "HEY! Yo! Hello?!"

      Guy 1: "...r me now?"

      Guy 2: "I'M LISTENING TO MY IPOD, CAN YOU SPEAK LOUDER???"

      Guy 1: "Awe, fuck this guy!" *click*

      Guy 2: "I'M GOING TO TURN OFF MY IPOD NOW, CAN YOU SPEAK UP?"

      *tone*

      Guy 2: "Yeah, I'm doing good... you?"

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    83. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by danpsmith · · Score: 1
      I can get a bunch of "victims" together who claim that they lost 75% of their hearing from listening at REALLY low levels. They'll cry. They'll force the lawyers to yell the questions. They'll spend the court's time fiddling with hearing aids. They'll talk about how they lost their jobs and how their babies were run over by a bus because they couldn't hear the bus until it was too late. It'll be really tragic. And there's no way to prove they can still hear just as well as before.

      Everyone with this "low level" thing. Does Apple's Ipod even come with warnings against hearing loss should you turn the volume up to its highest extent. To make a legal argument. Legality != common sense, that's where everyone gets it wrong. Everyone knows that coffee is hot, but the coffee suit wins in court, why? Because common sense doesn't win in court. Technically, if you want to make this argument legally speaking you probably can with ease. The Ipod and the earbuds are sold as a set, there's probably nothing in the documentation that says hearing loss could result from any volume level, and even if there is something in the manual somewhere they'd probably argue that it's not full disclosure cuz the text is too small or something. But honestly, I've never read a hearing loss warning on most of my electronic items, so the argument, legally, seems valid to me. As long as there is no warning.

      Now, common sense is right, you stuck a little speaker into your ear, turned it up way too loud and then expected no hearing loss? We all know that loud stuff causes hearing loss, and you should've known better, but that's not really a legal argument. (I do, however, agree with common sense). Either way it's another interesting case involving absolving people from all personal responsibility for their own poor choices.

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    84. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Gwwfps · · Score: 1

      From TFA, Patterson does not know if the device has damaged his hearing, said his attorney, Steve W. Berman, of Seattle.

    85. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Ced_Ex · · Score: 1

      Even if they served the coffee at the proper temperature range of 180F (82C), I still wouldn't try to drink my coffee through a bong like I would beer, why? Because it's still going to burn.

      In fact, drinking such large amounts of proper temperature coffee at that rate would probably cause minor burns to your throat. Does that mean we now can sue for that as well?

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but making coffee, tea or any hot beverage requires boiling water, i.e. 100C (212F), shouldn't common sense dictate that it isn't a good idea to splash that liquid on yourself before checking to see if it's ok?

      It was the wrong ruling, corporations should not be responsible for personal stupidity.

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    86. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by caulfield · · Score: 2, Funny

      All this talk of Hot Coffee... Excuse me, I have to go rub one out. Where did I leave GTA again?

    87. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Jtheletter · · Score: 1
      Coffe is made of water. How can you take it to 170-180C? Am I missing something? Or are you missing a proper course of physics?

      Gorram Brit ACs. Since you seem to imply that you have had the proper physics courses then you must be familiar with the fact that there are TWO widely accepted temperature scales. I did not specify which I was using, but since water at 170 degrees C is not possible in a coffee machine then one might assume I meant Farenheit, where 170 degrees is below boiling (212F). :P

      And speaking of physics, I believe you can have water at 170 degrees C however you have to keep it under tremendous pressure. Been a long time since I did the calculations for pressure vs temp and volume but IIRC it can be done.

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    88. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by jcr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This situation is more like the kid heard from someone that somebody may be shooting near his leg, so he sues the person with the deepest pockets, just in case he might get shot in the leg someday.

      -jcr

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    89. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by yo_tuco · · Score: 1

      "Simply put, hearing loss is a function of volume over time."

      I think impulse sounds can cause damage to your hearing too even if it's in the range of OSHA's sound pressure requirements of 9.5 bel. So maybe the type of music was a factor, I wonder.

    90. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by damsa · · Score: 1

      You are confusing the term damages and liability. Liable is a fact question, a judge or jury make that decision. You don't know the answer before filing suit. So you are sorta right In the US, you can sue anyone, even though they aren't remotely liable. However that doesn't mean they are not liable. However damages is something you have to claim before filing suit. Damages doesn't necessarily mean physical damage.

    91. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by jcr · · Score: 1

      you can only sue people that actually did damage.

      I wish.

      No, you can sue anyone for any pretext at all. Whether you can win, is a different question.

      -jcr

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    92. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please for the love of God READ the ARTICLE. YES, it already comes with a warning stating that high volume levels could damage hearing.

    93. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by jcr · · Score: 1

      The jury can decide either way: for the huge super-rich corporation or for the tragic half-deafened victims.

      "Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury: do you want these clowns on their fishing expedition to get Apple to pay them for nothing, to determine how loud you are allowed to set the volume on your iPod?

      -jcr

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    94. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by jcr · · Score: 1

      Still $480,000 more than it should have been.

      I concur, but she should have had to refund McDonalds' legal costs, too.

      -jcr

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    95. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      20 degrees isn't all that much, you're still gonna get scalded. Would 20 degree cooler coffee had lessened the injury that much?

      Yes, it would. Unless you're medically trained, you're not qualified to decide if 20 degrees "isn't all that much".

      McDonald's should have no liability.

      McDonalds were aware of 700 previous incidents of scalding that they admited some level of liability for by settling.

      Why should they pay for her stupidity?

      Because they were liable and negligent: see above.

      Now, there are numerous examples of dumb lawsuits. The OP could have picked any one of them. He chose one that wasn't actually all that dumb. Should she have put a cup of hot coffee between her legs? No. Should she have expected to recieve 3rd degree burns from it? No. Should McDonalds have, at some point well before they settled the 700'th case of someone being scalded, thought "Gee, a lot of people seem to get burnt by our coffee. Perhaps we should see if we can do something about that?" Yes. Did they? No!

      Should she have got $480,000? No; but McDonalds should have paid her medical expenses without it ever getting to court.

    96. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by damsa · · Score: 1

      My point is that you can't sue a company if you aren't using their products. You can't sue Creative, if you never use Creative products. This guy sued Apple because he had an Apple product. I doubt that this guy lost his hearing because of the iPod. But that's the decision for the courts to decide. My use of the word damage is used in the legal sense, not that Apple damaged his hearing.

    97. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by tgibbs · · Score: 1

      In point of fact, the lady did a stupid thing. Since water boils at 212F, I would expect coffee could be served anywhere up to that temperature and therefore I would never place a flimsy foam cup near my balls in a car.

      Assertions about the "proper" serving temperature for coffee are pretty much irrelevant. Yes, under normal home or restaurant serving conditions in which coffee is served in an open, noninsulated ceramic cup to be placed on a stable table, it makes sense to serve it very hot. After all, it is subject to rapid cooling by evaporation, so it is probably already significantly cooler when it gets to the table. If it is still too hot, the diner can just wait a moment while the coffee sits safely on the table.

      But Macdonalds is serving the coffee in an insulated cup with a lid. That means it cools only very slowly. And who decided that the ultrahot coffee should be served in a flimsy foam cup that gets soft when the contents are really hot? Macdonalds. And considering that they were serving it to drive-through customers who were going to be holding that soft foam cup in a moving vehicle (minimally moving far enough to exit the drive-through lane) over their laps, Macdonalds surely knew that spills and lap burns were inevitable. Even then, the court only found Macdonalds to be partially responsible for the woman's injuries, with the woman herself bearing a share of the blame.

    98. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by jcr · · Score: 1

      My point is that you can't sue a company if you aren't using their products.

      Yeah, you can. It will probably get tossed out at the preliminary hearing, but you can still sue.

      -jcr

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      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    99. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by guardiangod · · Score: 1

      It is not as if the man put on his earbud, turned on his ipod, and suddenly got a loud enough blast that he is now deaf.

      You analogy doesn't work because the woman in the coffee suit _was not_ awared of that the coffee was not, nor did she continuously spilled hot coffee onto her body for _three months_. It was a one time thing.

      The ipod man, on the other hand, must had at least felt _some_ pain during his n months of usage. It is his own fault for ignoring the warning sign.

      Here is my analogy- a man brought a pair of shoes from a store. After he got home, he tried them on, and found that the shoes are too small for him and it hurts when he wears them. He ignores the pain and wears the shoes for three months until his feet become infected and has to be amputated.

      Whose fault is it?

    100. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Jtheletter · · Score: 2, Informative
      In fact, drinking such large amounts of proper temperature coffee at that rate would probably cause minor burns to your throat. Does that mean we now can sue for that as well?

      You are correct, however the reason this case went to court in the first place is because the injuries caused were NOT minor. One expects hot coffee to be hot, perhaps too hot to drink immediately, however you also have the expectation that it shouldn't severely injure you if spilled or consumed immediately. When coffee causes third degree burns, as in this case, that is a severe injury. It caused deep tissue damage to the woman's crotch area. That would indicate the product was dangerously hot. Incidentally the damage would have been the about the same regardless of location, sure the crotch is more sensitive nerve-wise but the skin there has the same burn tolerances as other uncalloused skin.

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but making coffee, tea or any hot beverage requires boiling water, i.e. 100C (212F), shouldn't common sense dictate that it isn't a good idea to splash that liquid on yourself before checking to see if it's ok?

      One, coffee is not brewed with boiling water by most modern devices, older percolating devices used boiling water, it is in fact recommended by the Nation Coffee Association that coffe be brewed at a temperature no higher that 185F. Also, as was testified by burn specialists in this case, water at 190 degrees F (which was the temp McDonalds was serving at) causes third degree burns in 2 to 7 seconds. In this case the temperature was so high that it would have caused immediate injury. The woman didn't splash it on herself to test the temperature, she spilled it. Now in this case the woman did a stupid thing by placing the cup between her legs. But what if it hadn't been the case? Let's alter the scenario slightly and say that a toddler in the seat next to her knocked the cup from the cup holder and into her lap. The temp was the same and she would have received the same injuries. The product was dangerously hot. There is a range in which coffee can be served hot but not be extremely likely to cause injury, McDonalds was knowingly operating above this range. (They had received over 700 complaints about the temp being too hot, they were aware they were 15 to 25 degrees above industry standard, and had not consulted an industry specialist to confirm the safety of this higher temperature.) Two links for you. A google search will find more information that corraborates these links as well.

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    101. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by damsa · · Score: 1

      Yeah and then the lawyer and the client gets sanctioned and fined for Rule 11 sanctions under the Federal Rules of Civil procedure. http://www.law.cornell.edu/rules/frcp/Rule11.htm Also if you do it enough times then you face the local state bar and be sanctioned and even disbarment proceedings. Exhibit A, see Jack Thompson.

    102. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by fuzznutz · · Score: 1
      "Was McDonalds morally or legally liable for the poor lady's injury? "

      Yes.

      Ah... The well considered reasoning of the tort lobby.

      Despite the fact it was not McDonald's that placed coffee between the womans legs, McDonald's is responsible. Despite the fact it was not McDonald's that subsequently opened that cup in a moving car, McDonald's is responsible. Despite the fact coffee is a beverage which is universally understood to be served hot, McDonald's is responsible.

      In fact, McDonalds is not only liable for the event, apparently there must have been no proportion of negligence on the part of the purchaser, (Full reimbursement of medical expenses) otherwise, there would be no need for punitive damages. (reduced to a paltry $480,000 on appeal)

      Your reasoning is what is wrong with the US legal system. Clearly, the purchaser engaged in risky behavior and was injured. The plaintiff argued that a 20F degree difference in temperature between McDonald's coffee and that of its competitors was all that was necessary to "prove" complete liability and absolve the plaintiff of all responsibility. Considered reason is thrown to the wind and replaced by emotional hysteria.

      Were her injuries horrific? Certainly they were, but that should have no bearing on personal liability for her own risky behavior. McDonald's or any other company should not be held liable for the stupidity of their own customers. And, apparently the jurors on this particular case were no brighter than the plaintiff.
    103. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She was held partially responsible, so that takes care of the "personal responsibility" angle.

    104. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Raul+Acevedo · · Score: 1

      From the article: "Patterson does not know if the device has damaged his hearing, said his attorney, Steve W. Berman, of Seattle. But that's beside the point of the lawsuit, which takes issue with the potential the iPod has to cause irreparable hearing loss, Berman said."

      So much for actual damage.

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      In a real emergency, we would have all fled in terror, and you would not have been notified.
    105. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by fuzznutz · · Score: 1
      Assertions about the "proper" serving temperature for coffee are pretty much irrelevant.

      And who decided that the ultrahot coffee should be served in a flimsy foam cup that gets soft when the contents are really hot?

      How do you reconcile these two statements?

      Even then, the court only found Macdonalds to be partially responsible for the woman's injuries, with the woman herself bearing a share of the blame.
      And yet she received a multi-million dollar punitive award from the jury along with medical expenses.

      And you do realize that we are talking about a 20 degree F temperature difference between McDonald's and their competitors, right?
    106. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by speculatrix · · Score: 4, Informative
      That ringing you hear everytime you finish listening to your music? Yeah, that's your ears telling you to turn it down!

      the medical profession now reckon that ANY overload of your hearing causes at least SOME permanent loss of hearing, so if you do regularly get a ringing in your ears, or if peaks of volume make your ears hurt, you're setting yourself up for big trouble later in life. My mother works at a charity for acquired deafness (people go go deaf rather than being born without hearing) and she says that whilst once hearing loss was associated with heavy industrial work with lots of noise, she's seeing younger and younger people develop the problem - it's no longer an elderly "disease"

      So, moral of the story, resist the urge to increase the sound level as you listen - don't let it creep up. If you're listening in a noisy environment, consider noise-cancelling closed-cup phones, so you can listen at a lower level.

    107. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by damsa · · Score: 1

      Damages in this case is a defective product. It's like suing Ford for a defective design on their SUVs even though you personally did not suffer any physical injuries. You still were injured because the product you own is defective and may cause injuries in the future. But if you owned a Chevy, you can't sue Ford for design flaws in the Ford because you don't have a case that Ford has caused damages to you as a Chevy owner.

    108. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by jcr · · Score: 1

      the lawyer and the client gets sanctioned and fined for Rule 11 sanctions under the Federal Rules of Civil procedure

      Hopefully, yes.

      Nevertheless, my statement stands.

      -jcr

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      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    109. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by tgibbs · · Score: 1

      How do you reconcile these two statements?

      The entire point is that context matters: what might be the "proper" temperature for coffee served in an open ceramic cup on a table is ultrahot for coffee served in a closed, insulated, flimsy container to a customer in a moving vehicle.

      And yet she received a multi-million dollar punitive award from the jury along with medical expenses.

      Which was substantially reduced subsequently. But it is certainly understandable that a jury might feel that a large penalty is necessary to punish a big, wealthy corporation sufficiently to induce them to alter their practices.

      And you do realize that we are talking about a 20 degree F temperature difference between McDonald's and their competitors, right?

      Once again, it depends upon context. There are circumstances in which 20 degrees can literally be the difference between life and death. I can tell you that 90 degree weather does not feel only slightly less comfortable than 110 degree weather. Look at death rates during heat waves when considering whether 20 degrees is inconsequential. Survival time in the water is drastically lower at 60 degrees than at 80. And the danger of frostbite and hypothermia is much greater in 10 degree weather than 30 degree weather.

    110. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by killjoe · · Score: 1

      "Despite the fact it was not McDonald's that placed coffee between the womans legs, McDonald's is responsible. Despite the fact it was not McDonald's that subsequently opened that cup in a moving car, McDonald's is responsible. Despite the fact coffee is a beverage which is universally understood to be served hot, McDonald's is responsible."

      Yup. McDonalds made the coffee to hot. Hotter then any of the national standards, hotter then what they had been told was safe. So hot it was unsafe to drink. If the woman had attempted to drink it she would have burned her mouth. They did this despite being told about it, despite being warned about it.

      So they are at least partially responsible.

      "Your reasoning is what is wrong with the US legal system."

      No, your reasoning is what is wrong with the US. Like most americans you can only think in black and white. Either the woman is responsible or McDonalds is responsible. It's not like that. There is responsiblity on both sides.

      Lucky for us the jury was able to see more colors then black and white. When I go to buy coffee I have some reasonable expectations. One of those expectations is that the coffee I buy will not scald my lips and tounge with third degree burns when I attempt to drink it. In this case it was not and that is the fault of McDOnalds more then it is the fault of woman.

      "but that should have no bearing on personal liability for her own risky behavior. McDonald's or any other company should not be held liable for the stupidity of their own customers. And, apparently the jurors on this particular case were no brighter than the plaintiff."

      It's risky to buy coffee? In this case she didn't attempt to drink it right away (thank god for that) but if she did her mouth would have been burned. It is also not stupid to take a drink out of your cup after the vendor gives it to you.

      In this case the jurors were much brighter then you. They recognized that McDonalds was going to cause lots of burns on their customers and that they showed no regard for the safety of their customers. They chose to punish MCDonalds in the hope that the corporation would change it's behavior. It worked. Since we are unable to imprison corporations that's all we can do.

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    111. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by deckert_za · · Score: 1
      Because you can only sue people that actually did damage

      So now he must sue the band (or bands) that played the music that made hime deaf? Uh-huh...

    112. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by damsa · · Score: 1

      Personally, I think it serves him right for listening to Ashley Simpson.

    113. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Raul+Acevedo · · Score: 1

      I understand. I wasn't arguing that aspect (suing Ford vs. Chevy), only the point that this is only for "potential" damages, the customer didn't suffer hearing loss.

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    114. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by k8to · · Score: 1
      I wear the rubbery-ended shure (i think) earbuds

      ... So what are these earbuds you're talking about? Are they even sold by Apple? Made by Apple? They don't seem to be the default option ...

      Oh, I dunno, maybe he's talking about the headphones made by shure?

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      -josh
    115. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by fuzznutz · · Score: 1
      McDonalds made the coffee to hot. Hotter then any of the national standards, hotter then what they had been told was safe. So hot it was unsafe to drink. If the woman had attempted to drink it she would have burned her mouth. They did this despite being told about it, despite being warned about it.
      And were you aware that the plaintiff was 81 years old? Are you aware that octagenarians have generally thinner and more delicate skin? Are you aware she may have been more succeptible to burns and therefore should have been more careful as a result? Are you aware that we are arguing over a 20 degree F temperature difference?

      It's risky to buy coffee?
      No. It's risky to open a cup of coffee wedged between your legs in a moving car when you are 81 years old.

      In this case the jurors were much brighter then you. They recognized that McDonalds was going to cause lots of burns on their customers and that they showed no regard for the safety of their customers. They chose to punish MCDonalds in the hope that the corporation would change it's behavior. It worked. Since we are unable to imprison corporations that's all we can do.
      There were 700 incidents of coffee burns over a decade. They sell 1 BILLION cups of coffee a year. That works out to a 99.999993% safety record. This is clearly a non-issue as to your "record of safety" for customers. I would guess that a billion sales a year would attest to the desirability of the coffee served at McDonalds, regardless of your particular prejudices. http://lawandhelp.com/q298-2.htm

      It looks like to me that you are the one seeing the issue in only back and white. Corporations bad / Lawyers good. Check your facts before you start making wild allegations.
    116. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by k8to · · Score: 1

      My memory of the court case was that liability was shared, although the balance fell on McDonalds. I don't, however, see where the parent poster insists there was no responsibility on the part of the woman. Maybe it implied strongly enough that you see it in that way.

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      -josh
    117. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by fuzznutz · · Score: 1
      Once again, it depends upon context. There are circumstances in which 20 degrees can literally be the difference between life and death.
      Since you are interested in context, you do realize that the plaintiff was 81 years old, don't you? You do realize that a coffee spill might affect an 81-year-old much more harshly than a healthy 30-year-old male. You do realize that placing a hot cup of coffee between you legs in a moving car might be contrued as a much more risky behavior for an elderly lady than a young person.

    118. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by arminw · · Score: 1

      ....Because you can only sue people that actually did damage.....

      Not true! In the US you can sue anybody you want for anything at all. However you're not likely to find a lawyer to take a case unless the defendant has deep pockets and the nature of the complaint has a pretty good chance to persuade the most ignorant members of society that can get impaneled in such a jury.

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    119. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by John+Nowak · · Score: 1

      That's not the only reason. The iPod is the only mp3 player capable of driving many high-end headphones. Of course the same setting with a pair of cheap Sony headphones will deafen you in an hour...

    120. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by tgibbs · · Score: 1

      Since you are interested in context, you do realize that the plaintiff was 81 years old, don't you? You do realize that a coffee spill might affect an 81-year-old much more harshly than a healthy 30-year-old male. You do realize that placing a hot cup of coffee between you legs in a moving car might be contrued as a much more risky behavior for an elderly lady than a young person.

      Now you are perpetuating a myth. The spill did not happen in a moving car. The accident occurred when the car was parked. I've seen how easily this can happen with styrofoam cups and hot liquids. The cup becomes very soft but this is not obvious because it is stabilized by the plastic lid. Often the lid is tight, and it is difficult to get the lid off. It is easy to squeeze the softened cup a bit too hard, and when the lid pops off the cup basically collapses. To make it worse, the insulating properties of the styrofoam maintain the coffee at a scalding temperature much longer than would be the case with a ceramic or cardboard cup. If a cup collapses at a table, you get a painful but not too damaging burn to your hand, because the scalding liquid runs right off--a little ice right away and it might not even blister. If it happens in a car, moving or not, you are likely to end up with a bad groin burn. Mcdonalds could have avoided the hazard either by reducing the temperature of the coffee or by using a more suitable cup, such as cardboard with an insulating sleeve.

    121. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by lotsofsand · · Score: 2, Funny

      Steve Jobs is partially deaf, and he tested the iPod before it was released.

      Which, interestingly, might prove that briefly testing the iPod can already cause partial deafness?

    122. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by agraupe · · Score: 1

      I'm so sick of hearing everyone mention the coffee lawsuit. McDonald's coffee, at the time, was obviously hot enough to cause third degree burns through clothing. That's negligent, if you don't warn the consumer. Now, the guy who sued McDonald's for making him fat... that's a comparable situation.

    123. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Anti_Climax · · Score: 1
      The woman didn't splash it on herself to test the temperature, she spilled it
      She didn't even do that. She was in a parked car and had it between her legs. She removed the top to add her cream and sugar. The cup, which was much softer than it should be since the coffee was about 20 degrees hotter than it should have been, squashed and poured on her lap.
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    124. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Anti_Climax · · Score: 1

      The volume goes that high because every set of earphones is different. Earbuds may be particularly efficient with their smaller drivers and closer positioning to the ear drums, but if they assume everyone is going to use the stock phones (I know I can't because of the shape of my ears), they're going to get a lot of complaints when other headphones can't be turned up to what would be their normal volume.

      Damned if you do, damned if you don't

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      Even people that believe in pre-destiny look both ways before crossing the street.
    125. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by loshwomp · · Score: 1
      Because you can only sue people that actually did damage.

      So you're saying he should sue himself, then, eh?

    126. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      There are many other targets, then, besides Apple. And there are better targets, too, by your reasoning -- take for example Etymotic, with their earphones that absolutely seal into your ear canal, blocking out almost all outside noise, and putting themselves very close indeed to your eardrum.

      The earphones that seal out noise are actually safer, because you can listen at a much lower volume. The music is not competing with ambient noise. With regular earbuds, on the other hand, one has a tendency to increase the volume to compete with ambient noise, so you're subjecting your ears to both the ambient noise + louder music.

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      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
    127. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      I agree. You get a clearer sound.

      I don't always remember to bring mine, so I've resorted to rolling up a piece of napkin and sticking that into my ears. It does the trick, so long as there's enough napkin to stick out far enough for easy removal.

      Also, I've been able to purchase ear plugs at some clubs. If there's some sort of office for the manager, they often have them there. When I went to see a show at the Wiltern Theater in Los Angeles, I had to check my motorcycle helmet in at the manager's office. They had ear plugs for sale for $2/pair.

      Speaking of motorcycles, I keep a pair of ear plugs in my jacket pocket, because the noise from the wind whistling through the helmet at high speeds can cause damage to the ears and loss of hearing after long enough exposure. If I'm going to be going at high speeds for longer than a half hour, I wear them. I can still hear traffic sounds, but the wind is muffled.

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      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
    128. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You nailed it with the jury part. I actually thought that the whole "every trial is by jury" thing was invented by producers for shows like Ally McBeal, so they had a plausible excuse for coming up with "funny" arguments and situations. It was a bit of a shock to discover that not only is this how things work in real life, but it's in fact part of your constitution as a right (amendment) !! The right to have Truth and Justice open to interpretation by any random, uninterested, uninformed and easily emotionally swayed Joe Shmoe. Holy crap.

    129. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by killjoe · · Score: 1

      "No. It's risky to open a cup of coffee wedged between your legs in a moving car when you are 81 years old."

      Read this carefully because you didn't read it the first time.

      Cofee was hot enough to cause third degree burns.
      If she drank the cofee her mouth would have burned.

      "And were you aware that the plaintiff was 81 years old? Are you aware that octagenarians have generally thinner and more delicate skin? Are you aware she may have been more succeptible to burns and therefore should have been more careful as a result? Are you aware that we are arguing over a 20 degree F temperature difference?"

      Yes I am aware of those fact. So was the jury and judge.

      "Corporations bad / Lawyers good."

      Corporations are amoral, soul-less beings with full rights the same as human beings with souls. I will leave it up to you to decide whether this is good or bad. All I know is if I burned you I would go to jail.

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    130. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by digitalcowboy · · Score: 1

      And while I'm ranting... what about concerts? I went to an Aerosmith concert a few years ago, and the sound was so loud it was distorting in my ear. I mean... LOUD. Shouldn't we be suing them too? Especially since we can't turn down the volume in that situation.

      Oh wait... personal responsibility. Almost forgot it existed.


      I can give another example. I'm a NASCAR fan and I've spent my share of time in the infield at Texas Motor Speedway during races. The way the track is designed, with rather steep banking, you can walk to either end of the infield and literally watch the cars as they pass a few feet in front of you but also over your head. You're looking up and seeing mostly the roof of the car. They do about 170-180 mph through the section between turns 1 and 2 or turns 3 and 4. After a restart, they come through there in a tight pack. Forty-three cars, all running an 800 horsepower V8 with a straight pipe and nothing whatsoever to muffle the sound.

      When you get them all running together like that and you're standing less than 100 feet from them, the sound is beyond deafening. I've been to some really loud concerts, but I've never experienced loud like that. I'm no physicist, so I can't explain it, but I've done it a few times without hearing protection and it's so loud that it seems to blur your vision. It's almost like you have to struggle to see through the sound waves. The ground shakes and it's a little difficult to breathe. I've never done it for more than one pass at a time. Still, every time I've done it, my ears ring (severely, to the point of near deaf) for at least 15-20 minutes after.

      So now I come to my "Ask Slashdot" question: Should I sue NASCAR, Texas Motor Speedway, the individual drivers or all of the above? There was a nary a warning sign to be seen, even at the ticket office where I bought my infield passes.

    131. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you must be familiar with the fact that there are TWO widely accepted temperature scales
      yeah, thats correct; celcius and kelvin.

      Oh, your American... you guys do seem to think that a mangeled "scale" based on frozen salt water and body temperature has merit. widely accepted? only in america

    132. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A) Apple has made billions off the iPod. You always sue the person with the most money. Since they have the most to lose, chances are they will give you a very good settlement offer just to get you our of their hair. With billions in the bank, what is $500,000 to them, right?

      B) They are hoping that since no one has sued Apple yet over this issue, there won't be any direct case law against them. Sure there is similar case law from similar suits, but nothing directly on point. You sue the person who hasn't been sued before over this direct issue.

    133. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by jd_esguerra · · Score: 1

      how can REALLY low noise impair your hearing? Be specific, make sure you talk about the decibel level at which that REALLY low noise can impair your hearing.

      I am not an acoustics expert, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night. So I'll give it a try. Let's assume that by "low" the poster means low amplitude, and not low frequency. With ordinary headphones (and speakers) there is usually a passage between the driven surface of the "actuator" of the speaker (cone, piezo, film, whatever) and "the world" outside the ear canal. As the surface moves, it causes pressure waves which are free to pass to the ear of the listener, but also to the rest of the world through holes, foam, whatever. It is an "escape route" for really high pressure air-- an alternate path for energy to travel.

      Think of it this way: Assume air is incompressible (which it isn't, but bear with me.) If you sent a REEEAAALLYYY slow sine wave (below hearing threshold) to a speaker, the motion of the actuating surface would displace the air near it according to its amplitude. If you have an air permeable membrane or a hole or just empty atmophere, the displaced/replaced air would simply spill in the atmosphere. You would not detect any noise becuse there would be a very small pressure difference over time at your ear drum.

      Now, with an air-tight ear-bud, there is no escape route from the ear canal and the atmosphere. It is a sealed system, with an actuator on one end, and your flexible ear drum on the other end. If you again consider air as incompressible (or better, approximately incompressible with respect to the flexibility of your ear drum and the driving forces), as you actuate the speaker in the ear bud, your ear drum will have to deflect by an amount that (appoximately) conserves the volume between the speaker and your ear drum. Consider that your ear drum likes to "hear" pressure waves traveling through the air. It does not like to be driven directly, which is closer to what the really tightly fitting sealed ear-buds look like they do.

      Yeah, it's a gross simplification of the problem, and the assumptions will make engineers/scientists cringe. If you want to "see" what I am talking about, stretch latex glove or flexible membrane over the opening of a plastic bottle. Now squeeze the bottle (low amplitude). You are the actuator, actuating the bottle (speaker), causing the latex "ear-drum" to deflect slightly. Now, poke a few pinholes in the bottle and repeat. Now a few more holes. And a few more. Note the dependence on frequency and amplitude (pressure). Compare and contrast your results with your pre-lab calculations. Repeat the experiment using water instead of air in the bottle. Lab reports are due in my office by Friday....

      As for realistic quantitative estimates of what would cause damage, I have none. However, if as in my explanation you consider air as incompressible, and assume no dissipative losses, then the power output from the ear-bud would be the same as the power received by the ear-drum. The power attenuation would be 0-dB. If you have a "leak" somewhere, and the system is capable of bleeding pressure to the atmosphere (for compressible or incompressible air), the attenuation would be >0-db. Watt for watt, sealed air buds will deliver more power to you eardrums than regular non-form-fitting ear-phones or a speaker, regardless of the frequency or amplitude.

    134. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by qzulla · · Score: 1
      (for compressible or incompressible air), the attenuation would be >0-db. Watt for watt, sealed air buds will deliver more power to you eardrums than regular non-form-fitting ear-phones or a speaker, regardless of the frequency or amplitude.

      BZZT! You lose. It is not the drums that get damaged. It is the little tiny hairs that collect the sound, usually the high freqs.

      A quick google has this but I'm sure there you can find more.

      qz

    135. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      Not just deaf people, but also people who want to use big, power hungery headphones. I sometimes use my over-ear headphones, and notice I have to turn the volume up to get the same level as my in-ear buds.

    136. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by westlake · · Score: 1
      Everyone knows that coffee is hot, but the coffee suit wins in court, why? Because common sense doesn't win in court.

      Everyone knows that coffee is hot, but an accidental spill from a take-out plastic cup shouldn't be sending your customers to the burn ward. This is a predictable and preventable injury. There is no excuse for driving earbuds to decibel levels which are known to be dangerous.

    137. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      It certainly can though. The problem with spilling hot liquids on clothing is that the clothing then clings to the skin keeping the liquid in place, and causing more severe burns than if the liquid just spilled on you. That's part of why boiling oil burns so much worse than boiling water, because the oil sticks to your skin better.

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      T Money
      World Domination with a plastic spoon since 1984
    138. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      If she recieved 3rd degree burns, 20 degrees less would still have burned her (and rather badly) had she attempted to drink it and or spilled it down her pants. Should McDonalds have been liable then too?

      --
      T Money
      World Domination with a plastic spoon since 1984
    139. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by killjoe · · Score: 1

      "If she recieved 3rd degree burns, 20 degrees less would still have burned her (and rather badly) had she attempted to drink it and or spilled it down her pants. Should McDonalds have been liable then too?"

      Why don't you read up on this case instead of going on and on about something you are so ignorant about.

      The jury found that both parties were partially responsible. They found that McDonalds carried greater responsibility. If the temprature was 20 degrees cooler maybe the jury would have found them less responsible. Maybe they would have paid nothing, maybe they would have paid much less.

      It's not a black and white world. Stop listening to Rush Limbaugh, sean hannity and bill o'reilly. Those guys are stupid and they are making you look stupid.

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      evil is as evil does
    140. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      OMG 700 Complaints. According to the site you linked McDonalds sells a BILLION cups of coffe per year. The 700 complaints were over the course of a decade which means they recieved a complaint, rady for this: 0.000007% of the time. HOLY SHIT STOP THE PRESSES, McDonalds coffe is 0.000007% unsafe.

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      T Money
      World Domination with a plastic spoon since 1984
    141. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      Good, I'm glad that she was found partialy responsible. And how much money was she required to pay? None? Hmmm. It would have been better if she was found completely responsible for it. Here's the deal, coffe is HOT. Hot things BURN you. Burns can be SEVERE. Until you are aware of the relative temperature of a HOT liquid, you should be doing everything possible to minimize the risk of BURNING yourself so as to minimize the SEVERITY of an accidental BURN. In this case, putting a HOT liquid of unknown temperature between your fucking legs is NOT minimizing risks. She was a god damned moron. I'm sorry she was hurt, I'm sorry she was hurt badly but SHIT HAPPENS. Next time she'll think twice about doing stupid things with HOT liquids. And don't give me any bullshit about it being served higher than the industry standard because it comes down to one of two senarios:

      1) She buys coffe at MD all the time and is thus aware of the temperature that MD serves their coffe at, in which case she has no one to blame except herself for spilling a KNOW VERY HOT liquid on her lap.

      OR

      2) She bought coffe from a place she has never bought coffe from and assumed that the coffe would be served at the same temperature as her normal coffe hut. In this case she has no one to blame but herself for assuming that coffe was served at the same temperature no matter where it's served.

      I don't listen to rush sean of bill as I find all of them to be just as stupid as this lady. It's about personal responsibility and the fact that coffe is HOT.

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      T Money
      World Domination with a plastic spoon since 1984
    142. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by jcr · · Score: 1

      If she drank the cofee her mouth would have burned.

      That would be why smarter people tend to sip the coffee with a great deal of air, to test the temperature, and put it down and wait a while if it's too hot.

      When you buy a hot drink, you should expect it to be hot!

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    143. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by jcr · · Score: 1

      And who decided that the ultrahot coffee should be served in a flimsy foam cup that gets soft when the contents are really hot?

      The cup didn't fail. She took the top off the cup, and spilled the contents. If the cup had melted or something, you'd have a point, but it didn't, so you don't.

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    144. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by killjoe · · Score: 1

      "Good, I'm glad that she was found partialy responsible. And how much money was she required to pay? None? Hmmm. "

      Third degree burns in her crotch were payment enough don't you think?

      "It would have been better if she was found completely responsible for it. Here's the deal, coffe is HOT. Hot things BURN you. Burns can be SEVERE."

      I have never ever in my entire life had a cup of cofee which gave me third degree burns when tried to drink it. There is such a thing as too hot. Did you ever think of that? Can you conceive of a liquid being too hot?

      "It's about personal responsibility and the fact that coffe is HOT."

      Personal responsiblity is for suckers and fools. That's why we invented corporations. Notice that the person who made the coffee and the person who served the coffee escaped all punishment. The corporation shielded them from personal responsibility like they always do.

      Secondly it was too hot. Get that through your thick head. It was too hot for human consumption. It was hot enough to cause third degree burns. It was too hot.

      Fucking moron.

      --
      evil is as evil does
    145. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by tgibbs · · Score: 1

      The cup didn't fail. She took the top off the cup, and spilled the contents. If the cup had melted or something, you'd have a point, but it didn't, so you don't.

      What happens is that the styrofoam cup gets soft, but it holds its shape because it is stabilized by the stiff plastic cover. The cover is tight, so you need to hold the cup firmly to get it off. It is easy to squeeze a bit too hard, but you don't realize it because of the cover stabilizing the cup. When the cover comes off, that stabilization is suddenly lost, the sides of the softened styrofoam cup collapse from the pressure, and the liquid spills out. I've seen this happen to people dozens of times. It's annoying and sometimes painful when it happens to somebody seated at a table, but it usually doesn't do any real damage because the liquid quickly runs off their hand on to the table. But if you are sitting in a car, the scalding coffee ends up in your lap.

      Basically, styrofoam cups are not suitable for serving coffee at the "proper" temperature. And serving it that way to somebody in an automobile is grossly irresponsible.

    146. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Draknor · · Score: 1

      Was McDonalds morally or legally liable for the poor lady's injury? ... In point of fact, the lady did a stupid thing. Since water boils at 212F, I would expect coffee could be served anywhere up to that temperature and therefore I would never place a flimsy foam cup near my balls in a car. Likewise, I would never place a loaded gun in the waistband of my pants. Any reasonable person would act likewise.

      I disagree - I think McDonalds was legally liable. The industry standard was 160F, as has been noted. Therefore, a consumer purchasing coffee at a variety of different businesses would have an expectation of the temperature of the coffee served.

      McDonalds chose to deviate from this standard -- no problem so far.

      They chose to go significantly higher than the standard - again, still no problem.

      They did NOT inform consumers that they were significantly higher than the standard, so much so that THEIR product could cause severe burns where competitors products (ie the industry standard) would not. *HERE* is the problem.

      Yes, the woman was foolish to put the cup between her legs, but everyone does foolish things. Her foolish action would not have caused nearly so much damage had it not been for McDonalds' decision to serve coffee dangerously hot *and* not inform consumers how dangerous it was.

      The jury wanted to punish McDonald's, plain and simply. They weren't "nice" to the woman. She could have easily prevented the injury by acting responsibly. Because of the publicity of this particular lawsuit and others like it, everybody believes they are just one small injury or slight away from winning the lawsuit lottery. Tort is out of control.

      From the analysis I've read (sorry, don't remember where), yes, the jury did want to punish McDonald's. I see nothing wrong with that, since McDonald's was in the wrong (in my opinion). And the fact that the award was later substantially reduced is always left out. However, your last comment is really more of an urban legend - tort is not out of control. There are a few hyped-up cases (like this one - from 1994!) that everyone talks about. The reality is that most lawsuits are between businesses, and it is these B2B lawsuits that are much more likely to be frivolous (one source, but I've read others as well).

      I'm glad your personal liability lawsuit came out favorably for you - I have a friend who was in a similar situation and luckily it came out favorably for her as well. It is pretty sleazy that there are all of these ambulance-chasing lawyers who set $$ in people's eyes, but I think we need to differentiate between personal lawsuits between individuals and lawsuits between people & companies. For you I'm sure this was a stressful, frustrating time. For McDonalds, that was just a cost of doing business.

    147. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by danpsmith · · Score: 1
      That's negligent, if you don't warn the consumer.

      This is off-topic, but I don't understand why they make coffee that hot. Even if you warn me it's hot, why the hell would you make something so hot it burns my mouth if I take a straight sip? I always have to wait for it to cool, why can't they just make coffee a little cooler? I guess I should just stick to the cold stuff.

      --
      Judges and senates have been bought for gold; Esteem and love were never to be sold.
    148. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      Third degree burns in her crotch were payment enough don't you think?


      Getting dragged through the courts and having their image tarnished by a fucking moron was payment enough from McDonalds don't you think?

      I have never ever in my entire life had a cup of cofee which gave me third degree burns when tried to drink it. There is such a thing as too hot. Did you ever think of that? Can you conceive of a liquid being too hot?


      That's because presumeably you aren't stupid enough to attempt to drink coffe that was freshly made. Here's the deal, if coffe is supposed to be at or near boiling for brewing, then until YOU PERSONALY verify that it is not, it should be treated as boiling. No, I can't concieve of a liquid that is too hot when we are talking about a product that is made with BOILING water. She got 3rd degree burns because she spilled the shit into her lap in a closed setting. Simple physics the severity of the burns had more to do with setting than the temperature of the coffe.

      Personal responsiblity is for suckers and fools. That's why we invented corporations. Notice that the person who made the coffee and the person who served the coffee escaped all punishment. The corporation shielded them from personal responsibility like they always do.


      Personal responsibility is what you as a member of society must take. You must take all nessesary precautions that you control to prevent injury to yourself. Putting a HOT cup of coffe at UNKNOWN temperatures BETWEEN YOUR LEGS is not reducing risk.

      And why pray tell are the people who made or served this coffe responsible for this lady taking a HOT cup of coffe that she either knew for a fact to be very hot (if she was a regular customer) or had no clue what temperature it was served at (if she wasn't) and sticking it between her legs in a car and attempting to open it there? HOW ARE THEY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE STUPID ACTIONS OF THE LADY?

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      T Money
      World Domination with a plastic spoon since 1984
    149. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by jd_esguerra · · Score: 1

      Aren't the hairs on the other side of the ear-drums?

    150. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by jcr · · Score: 1

      What happens is that the styrofoam cup gets soft.

      Somehow, tens of millions of other customers seem to handle these allegedly defective cups without incident.

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    151. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Savantissimo · · Score: 1

      "pure tones dont do any more damage then impure ones"

      For a given amount of energy, they do. It's the difference between sunlight and a laser, but worse as far as the sensor for that particular frequency is concerned. Your brain can compensate with adjacent frequency sensors to a certain extent, but the basic sensor ability for the affected frequency is degraded or lost. The effect is nonlinearly energy-dependent and frequency-specific, and virtually everybody is affected to some extent, and everybody who listens to music at "realistic" levels is considerably affected. I think that much of the modern decline in high-frequency hearing with age is caused by simply wearing the ears out.

      --
      "Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery?" - Patrick Henry
    152. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by tgibbs · · Score: 1

      Somehow, tens of millions of other customers seem to handle these allegedly defective cups without incident.

      And doubtless tens of millions of people drive intoxicated each year without incident. So does that mean that you shouldn't be liable if you hurt somebody while driving drunk? Nobody really knows the incidence of burns from styrofoam cups, but considering that I have seen it happen multiple times, I don't believe that it is all that rare (although injuries this severe are doubtless uncommon). I've never known anybody to complain about it, much less sue, so the 700 complaints that McDonalds had received were doubtless a small fraction of the total.

      From the point of view of liability, it was a predictable hazard that McDonalds was aware of, and that could have been avoided by a number of measures, such as cooler coffee, cups better suited to serving very hot liquids, or putting cream and sugar in before serving. It is hardly surprising that the jury found that McDonalds was at fault.

    153. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by killjoe · · Score: 1

      "Getting dragged through the courts and having their image tarnished by a fucking moron was payment enough from McDonalds don't you think?"

      No it wasn't. Since their sales didn't go down there is no reason to think that this court case had impact on them other then their fine.

      "That's because presumeably you aren't stupid enough to attempt to drink coffe that was freshly made."

      Nonsense. In every restaurant I have ever been in when the coffee I ordered comes I start to drink it.

      "HOW ARE THEY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE STUPID ACTIONS OF THE LADY?"

      Because they served coffee that was too hot. Too hot for human consumption. Hot enough to cause third degree burns.

      You know, too hot. Not just hot, but too hot. Excessively hot. Hotter then usual. More hot. Much more hot. Not just hot. Too hot.

      Got it?

      "No, I can't concieve of a liquid that is too hot when we are talking about a product that is made with BOILING water. "

      Coffee is best when not made with boiling water.

      --
      evil is as evil does
    154. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      Coffee is best when not made with boiling water.


      True, coffee is best made when made between 195 and 205 or just below boiling. It's also best served at a MINIMUM of 170. Therefore it would be reasonable to assume that coffee served would be anywhere between 170 and 205. McDonalds was keeping their coffee at or about 180-185 in other words about 15 over the MINIMUM serving temperature and 15 under the average brewing temperature, or EXACTLY where one might expect a company producing coffee "best made" to serve their coffee at.

      http://thecoffeefaq.com/1thebasics.html#besttemp

      Just face the facts, the coffee was not TOO hot. It was HOT, like coffee is SUPOSSED TO BE. If we're going to be pedantic and say that coffee is best served without boiling water, then we can be pedantic and talk about the optimum serving temperatures too which is what McDonalds was using. If we're going to assume that McDonalds serves swill and that it's customers are not coffee snobs then we would also assume that McDonalds uses boiling water to make their coffee and that any reasonable person would treat such a cup of coffee as boiling until proven otherwise. Safety and personal responsibility is about minimizing risks. The lady in question did NOTHING to minimize her risks and did many things to maximize her risk (i.e. sticking a cup of HOT liquids of unknown temperatures in her god damned crotch).

      Because they served coffee that was too hot. Too hot for human consumption. Hot enough to cause third degree burns.

      You know, too hot. Not just hot, but too hot. Excessively hot. Hotter then usual. More hot. Much more hot. Not just hot. Too hot.

      Got it?


      The coffee was not "too hot". Proof above. QED.

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      T Money
      World Domination with a plastic spoon since 1984
    155. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by killjoe · · Score: 1

      It caused third degree burns, it was too hot. QED.

      Coffee that is not too hot does not cause third degree burns. It may cause burns, it may cause second degree burns but not third degree burns. This coffee was too hot.

      --
      evil is as evil does
    156. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by jcr · · Score: 1

      And doubtless tens of millions of people drive intoxicated each year without incident.

      Wow! What an amazingly irrelevant leap!

      It is hardly surprising that the jury found that McDonalds was at fault.

      Juries aren't noted for dispassionate analysis in personal-injury lawsuits.

      -jcr

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      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    157. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wasn't too hot. It tastes better that way.

    158. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      You do realize that 3rd degree burns can be caused by anything right? A hot liquid that normaly causes 2nd degree burns can cause 3rd degree burns if it remains in contact with the skin for a long period of time (boiling oil or hot coffee spilled on to sweat pants for example), or if the liquid comes in contact with weak skin (like the skin of an old or young person) steam can also cause very severe burns and much more quickly than water would. A 3rd degree burn is not nessesarily a reflection of the heat of something and more often than not a reflection of how long you were exposed to that heat. In the case of this woman it is no suprise at all that she would have recieved 3rd degree burns to anyone familiar with burns. Let's look at the factors:

      1) Liquid in excess of 120 degrees (it is recomended to avoid scalding your children to keep your water heaters set at 120 or below, note that you can cause 3rd degree burns with 120 degree water on someone with weak skin or with long exposure to such water)

      2) The liquid was susequently trapped in the burn area by clothing and pressed against the skin with nowhere else to go.

      3) Steam from the liquid that spilled into the seat under the woman would have caused their own burns and greatly intensified the severity of the burns already caused by the hot liquid being forced against the skin

      4) The woman was practicaly 80. Anyone will tell you that as you age your skin becomes more fragile and more prone to damage and more severe damage than normal.

      5) The liquid was spilled on her crotch. Here's a little experiment for you to try. Take 3 ice cubes. Place one in your mouth, tape the other to your arm, and place the last in your underwear, be sure to secure it tightly to your crotch. Tell me which area sustains the most damage from ice cubes that are all the same temperature. Do not reply until you have sucessfuly completed this experiement.

      It was not too hot. I have shown you time and time again, evidence which shows that not only was it served at the optimal serving temperatures, but that your own facts and statements show that 99.9999997% of people manage to successfully consume the SAME EXACT COFFEE without problem AND that this very woman had also previously consumed the same coffee without problem.

      The coffee was fine. The woman was stupid. The blame rests with the woman.

      --
      T Money
      World Domination with a plastic spoon since 1984
    159. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by killjoe · · Score: 1

      "It was not too hot. I have shown you time and time again, evidence which shows that not only was it served at the optimal serving temperatures,"

      What evidence. You just kept repeating the same nonsensical shit you always sprout off. The actual evidence was heard in a court of law. According to the actual evidence it was too hot.

      So who am I going to take the word of? Some nutcase on /. who is offended that a corporation had to pay for burning a woman or the US court system.....

      Gee that's a tough one, I think I will take the word of the court system on this one.

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      evil is as evil does
    160. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by David+Rolfe · · Score: 1

      Yeah that kid was just too young to have owned an original GameBoy... which of course came with a pair of color-coded stereo earbuds. This was the only way to enjoy the revolutionary stereo sound.

      --
      Read Heinlein's 1953 Revolt in 2100, now more than ever.
    161. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by xeniast · · Score: 1
      I'm real pleased with my Shure E3s

      I've used them on trans-continental flights

      I use them with ripped CDs in AAC on my iPod

    162. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      What evidence. You just kept repeating the same nonsensical shit you always sprout off.

      I gave you links to various sites in regards to proper brewing and serving temperatures of coffee. I gave you links to medical sites supporting my claims. I used your own evidence (the one site you linked to in your entire argument) to show that McDonalds coffee was succesfully and safely consumed by 99.999997% of 10 billion people. Further more, coffee enthusists elsewhere in this thread have backed up my claims. You in the mean time have linked to one site total which was a break down of the prosecution's arguments point by point and continued to scream "3rd degree burn" at the top of your lungs while failing to realize you can sustain a 3rd degree burn from 130 degree water.

      The actual evidence was heard in a court of law. According to the actual evidence it was too hot.

      The United States Supreme Court (the highest court in the US BTW) once ruled that black people weren't real people and were instead property. Courts can be and often are wrong. According to a court in texas, it's illegal for you to have oral sex. Recently a court ruled that burning a copy of porn was equivilent to manufacture and production of porn. Excuse me if I don't put 100% faith into the courts.

      Some nutcase on /. who is offended that a corporation had to pay for burning a woman or the US court system.....


      For burning a woman? Tell me, which McDonalds employee burned this woman? Which one poured the coffee into her lap? Which one forced her to place the cup in her lap? Which McDonalds employee acted maliciously and purposefuly to directly cause her to spill the coffee in her lap? Which McDonalds employee was fired for this? Wait, you mean to tell me she was the one that took the coffee. She was the one that placed it in her lap? She was the one that tried to open the coffe while it was in her lap in the car? She was the one that caused the coffee to spill on herself? So remind me again how McDonalds burned her?

      Gee that's a tough one, I think I will take the word of the court system on this one.

      you do that, I'll stick with the facts.

      PS: How's that experiment with the ice cubes going?

      --
      T Money
      World Domination with a plastic spoon since 1984
    163. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by killjoe · · Score: 1

      "Excuse me if I don't put 100% faith into the courts."

      YOu can put your faith in anything you like. Even though I too do not have 100% faith in the US court system I certainly have more faith in that then I do on some schmuck on slashdot who got his panties in a wad because McDonalds had to pay a little money to an old woman they burned.

      --
      evil is as evil does
    164. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      Hmm, ad hominem attacks, repetition of the same statements without supporting evidence, dishonest statements, and refusing to answer previously posed questions. Yep, I'd say you've run out of defenses for your position. If you feel like actualy debating, please participate, otherwise this discussion is over.

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      T Money
      World Domination with a plastic spoon since 1984
    165. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by killjoe · · Score: 1

      What's there to debate? It's not like McDOnald's can afford good lawyers. All the so called "evidence" you have provided was most likely presented in court. Unless you are some sort of a genious and located something on google that the mcDonalds lawyers did not during the long time leading up to the trial and the trial itself you simply full of shit.

      There is nothing to debate here. You got your panties in a wad about this because according to your opinion the water was not too hot. Well despite the best defence money could buy a legal ruling said otherwise.

      The fact that you are unable to accept that shows your immaturrity and your zealotry in this regard. Zealots can't be persuaded by reason or evidence.

      A corporation burned somebody, they had to pay a little money and went on their way. Deal with it. It's not like anybody at McDonalds went to jail or was held personally responsible for their actions. That's why corporations were invented. To shirk personal responsiblity.

      --
      evil is as evil does
    166. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by fuzznutz · · Score: 1
      The fact that you are unable to accept that shows your immaturrity and your zealotry in this regard. Zealots can't be persuaded by reason or evidence.
      Pot... Kettle...
      You got your panties in a wad about this because according to your opinion the water was not too hot.
      According to Wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stella_Liebeck_v._McD onald's_Corporation, the darling of the coffee industry disagrees with your assessment of what is too hot.
      Starbucks, for example, serves its coffee at this temperature, and, indeed, has been subjected to similar lawsuits for coffee spills
      And apparently the coffee trade industry diagress too:
      ...the National Coffee Association of USA recommends that coffee be brewed at 195-205 degrees Fahrenheit and maintained at a temperature of 180-185 degrees for optimal flavor and drunk immediately.
      Fact facts, Killjoe. It was a misguided liberal jury in a civil tort (not a court ruling as you asserted) that awarded big money on an emotional sympathy vote. Because of this case and others just like it, everybody thinks they are one small step away from winning the lawsuit lottery.

    167. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by killjoe · · Score: 1

      "t was a misguided liberal jury in a civil tort (not a court ruling as you asserted) that awarded big money on an emotional sympathy vote."

      Did you interview the jury to determine if they were liberal or is anybody who disagrees with you automatically liberal? Did you look at their voting records? Or perhaps you are merely talking out of your ass again?

      Too bad McDOnalds didn't hire you though. You are Soooooooooo much smarter then those idiot lawyers they hired. Look at all the "evidence" you presented here!.

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    168. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by fuzznutz · · Score: 1
      Did you interview the jury to determine if they were liberal or is anybody who disagrees with you automatically liberal?

      It is a reasonable inference considering the issues of the case and the jury's resulting decision.

      Too bad McDOnalds didn't hire you though. You are Soooooooooo much smarter then those idiot lawyers they hired.

      I don't claim to be smarter than McDonald's attorneys, just the jurors of this particular case, and... apparently you too. I'm guessing you don't fare too well in areas that require critical thinking skills or abstract reasoning.

      Look at all the "evidence" you presented here!.

      I see that you failed to address any of the issues I presented. You howl that McDonald's serves coffee too hot, but you fail to address the fact that Starbuck's sells coffee at the same temperature. You ignore the fact that the coffee trade association recommends serving coffee at that temperature. You claim that drinking such hot coffee will cause third degree burns in the mouth but you simply ignore the nearly ten billion McDonald's customers over the last decade that had no trouble drinking it.

      You have presented absolutely no argument as to why my assertions are in error or should be discounted. You have utterly failed to defend you own assertions when they are held up to scrutiny. You want me to accept your position simply on pure hysterical emotion as I have said all along. It is clear you have nothing constructive to add to the debate.
    169. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by killjoe · · Score: 1

      "It is a reasonable inference considering the issues of the case and the jury's resulting decision."

      It figures you would think that way. Did Rush Limbaugh tell you that or is that something you heard on fox news?

      "You have presented absolutely no argument as to why my assertions are in error or should be discounted."

      I implore you to contact McDonalds. They need your talents. You have exposed evidence that their attroneys never presented in court. Your amazing powers of research and logic would have come in handy at the trial. I bet not one of these facts were presented at the trial.

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    170. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by fuzznutz · · Score: 1
      It figures you would think that way. Did Rush Limbaugh tell you that or is that something you heard on fox news?

      Again, you obviously have nothing to add to the debate, so you resort to ad hominem attacks. But just for you information, I do not have cable nor do I have satellite, so Foxnews is not on my radar. I have also never listened to Rush Limbaugh's radio show in my life. I can, however, reason.

      Maybe if you're not too busy reading the Village Voice, you can listen to NPR. Frank Duford mentioned a whole raft of frivolous lawsuits this morning on Morning Edition that won large awards. Each one was ridiculous in its entire premise. I'm sure you would have supported every one.


    171. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by killjoe · · Score: 1

      DId you contact McDOnalds yet? they need sharp minds like you. You uncovered evidence their lawyers missed. Plus I bet you could have spotted those nasty liberals a mile away and kept them away from the jury in the first place.

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    172. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because courts have never been wrong right dip shit? Never in the entire history of the US has a court EVER EVER EVER made a mistake and NEVER has a jury ignored or misinterpereted evidence and made a bad judgement. Which is why i'm sure you not only support the death penalty, but you think we should get rid of the pesky appeals process and just shoot them in the court room as soon as the guilty verdict is handed down.

  36. Arghhh- Common sense, don't leave home without it by ursabear · · Score: 1

    When I'm not a mild-mannered software engineer, I compose and record music. Should I sue myself if I have hearing loss from listening to my music? Should I sue Line 6, Fender, Gibson, and a host of others for making "loud" devices? I think not.

    There's a thing called a volume control. When used in moderation, volume is cool.

    These lawsuits shouldn't even be picked up by the lawyers in the first place.

  37. this is what's wrong with america by Daytona955i · · Score: 1

    First I live here in the USA and I love it here but....

    People here are morons looking for a quick buck. I was amazed when I learned about the man who used his lawnmower to trim his hedges and then sued the lawnmower company when he hurt himself because there were no safetys or warning labels.

    People need to start owning up to their own actions and stop expecting other people (in this case apple) to hold their hand.

    I really wish judges could make the accuser pay for the legal teams of the other company for stupid and sensless lawsuits and disbar the lawyer who takes the case.

    1. Re:this is what's wrong with america by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      I was amazed when I learned about the man who used his lawnmower to trim his hedges and then sued the lawnmower company when he hurt himself because there were no safetys or warning labels.

      I think my grandma was on that jury.

      Another thing they need change is to require proof that damage has been caused, not meerley the potential for damage.

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    2. Re:this is what's wrong with america by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm going to burn in hell for this but...

      Isn't this just like the woman who sued McDonalds over hot coffee? ...enjoy the flamewar that follows.

  38. You know what this means? by 3.09+a+hour · · Score: 1

    Now ipods (and indeed every electonic sounds device) will simply have the max volume reduced, covering thier asses from being sued, but for those of with heaing loss (that we actually liked getting thank you) were boned because the music is going to be a whisper. I mean seriously whats next, we sue cars manufacturers for not making a car that can steer away from an accident while im drunk? Nothing is my fault!

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  39. Sure that sounds good and all, but... by Mille+Mots · · Score: 5, Insightful
    This just shows how ignorant people can be... it's like suing the maker of a handgun because you were careless with it. Take responsibility for your actions people... if you listen to your iPod too loud then deal with the consequences of your stupidity.

    I can only assume that you haven't paid attention to the goings-on in the US for the last, oh, two point five decades or so. There is no need to assume responsibility for your actions, as long as you can find a lawyer (you can't swing a dead cat without hitting one) to plead your case. The goal isn't to win a trial, but to win a settlement. Cash in, as it were. There's a whole industry built around these nuisance suits. The worst part is that the ones that do go to a jury trial are likely to be succesful anyway as the jurors apparently sit there thinking, 'Well, if we give this guy a big award, when it's our turn...' Entitlement mentality.

    On top of that, you get the 'junk science' lawsuits. Dow Corning and the silicone breast implant bankruptcy is a prime example. There never was and is not any scientific evidence that silicone breast implants lead to any of the medical conditions (real or imagined) that were the cause of those lawsuits. I believe there are still silicone implants available, too (although DC is no longer maufacturing them).

    Some times I think I went to bed last night in one timeline. A timeline where normal, common sense prevails. Yet, somehow I've woken up in another timeline. One where everything is slightly off kilter. Not enough to be grossly disorienting, but just enough to be maddeningly noticeable.

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    1. Re:Sure that sounds good and all, but... by dbucowboy · · Score: 1

      Seriously. I've given up on the hope of common sense ever being lived out in our society again. It's sad.

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    2. Re:Sure that sounds good and all, but... by Phil+John · · Score: 1

      Dow Corning and the silicone breast implant bankruptcy is a prime example

      Amen to that, my father worked for Dow Corning for 35 years befor being "let go" in the middle of that debacle. He said it used to be a great place to work before all that started happening. Heck, I worked there for a few summers, the first summer the morale was great, later years not so much. All for what? So a bunch of women who couldn't follow the care instructions for their, mostly elective, surgical implants could get a nice fat settlement.

      Luckily he was going to retire a couple of years later and ended up doing quite well out of his redundancy, however, there were others who were unfortunate to be far enough away from retirement that they couldn't take it early, yet too old to even be considered by many other companies for employment.

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    3. Re:Sure that sounds good and all, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Some times I think I went to bed last night in one timeline. A timeline where normal, common sense prevails. Yet, somehow I've woken up in another timeline. One where everything is slightly off kilter.

      I get this feeling to. Did it happen around election time in the year 2000?

    4. Re:Sure that sounds good and all, but... by NoStrings · · Score: 1

      That's right. Why is it called "common sense" when it's so uncommon?

    5. Re:Sure that sounds good and all, but... by Gzip+Christ · · Score: 1
      There is no need to assume responsibility for your actions, as long as you can find a lawyer (you can't swing a dead cat without hitting one) to plead your case.
      Hi, my name Gzip Christ Sokolove and I want to help you find the person that did this to your cat and make them pay!. Call me at 1-800-555-5555. I'll get you the money and the justice you deserve.
    6. Re:Sure that sounds good and all, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All for what? So a bunch of women who couldn't follow the care instructions for their, mostly elective, surgical implants could get a nice fat settlement.

      It goes way beyond that. There was a study done, but it was lousy. WAY lousy. It didn't normalize for the fact that (I'm making these numbers up) say, women who have elective implants are 5 times more likely to smoke and drink than those that don't.

      So, when the results came back... HOLY CRAP! Women who have elective implants are 5 times more likely to get cancer.

      So, say iPod users are 5 times more likely to go to Aerosmith concerts than non-iPod users. Someone does a study, and says: "People who use iPods are 5 times more likely to suffer hearing loss."

      Correlation is not Causation.

      I hear they're thinking about reapproving silicone for use in implants again. DC (one of the world's premier makers of raw silicone) doesn't want to touch them.. so to speak. Wonder why?

      Finally, my dad also worked (and works) for DC during this time. And you're right, it used to be a great place to work. Now it treats its people like its products.... as a commodity.

    7. Re:Sure that sounds good and all, but... by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

      >as long as you can find a lawyer (you can't swing a dead cat without hitting one)

      I demand compensation for being hit with a dead cat.

    8. Re:Sure that sounds good and all, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Some times I think I went to bed last night in one timeline. A timeline where normal, common sense prevails. Yet, somehow I've woken up in another timeline. One where everything is slightly off kilter. Not enough to be grossly disorienting, but just enough to be maddeningly noticeable."

      Sue the bed manufacturer!

    9. Re:Sure that sounds good and all, but... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Oh, Jeez. Are you going to do that Seinfeld routine now?

      What is it with observational humor, anyway? ;-)

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  40. Other more dangerous products by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a great idea, I'm going to sue my car manufacturer for building a car that can go fast enough to kill me!

  41. What is the volume control for ? by lachesis-jp · · Score: 1

    I find this absolutely ridiculous to blame Apple for your own stupidity. It's not like they force you to listen a the iPod at maximum level, isn't it ?

    Also portable music system have been around since sony's walkman and since then the same claim as been made over and over.

    It's true. Listening at full volume will damage your hearing but arent you supposed to know that by now ?

    It's bad when people can't take responsability for anything they are doing nowadays. It's the same as how parents don't want to take responsabilty for how they raise their own children and will blame everybody but themsleves when something goes wrong...

  42. Only in the USA... by winchester · · Score: 1

    ...can lack of common sense be basis for a law suit.

  43. Well.... by Doggan · · Score: 0

    Not that I'm 'sue happy'... I have an iPod that hooks into my car stereo. To listen to the music there, I have to turn my iPod on max volume. When I leave my car, I flip the "Hold" switch on the iPod so it doesn't start by accident. Now I want to listen to my headphones. I plug them into the jack, flip off the Hold switch, turn the iPod on. The iPod started playing at the loudest possible volume setting. It was painful.

    There should be some sort of 'lag-time' which allows you to adjust the volume before the music plays. It was the loudest thing I have ever heard.

  44. 1983 called... by rbochan · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... they want their lawsuit back.
    Wasn't the same thing done over the Sony Walkman?

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    1. Re:1983 called... by gormanly · · Score: 1

      Except now there's scientific evidence to base the suit on

    2. Re:1983 called... by tehwebguy · · Score: 1

      the report says what the courts will hopefully say:

      don't blast the volume and don't listen all day long.

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    3. Re:1983 called... by styxlord · · Score: 1

      Its been a while, but wasn't a "low volume" mode added to Walkmans that essentially capped the maximum volume at a "safe" level?

    4. Re:1983 called... by japhmi · · Score: 1

      Except now there's scientific evidence to base the suit on

      Courts care more about precedence than evidence.

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    5. Re:1983 called... by Abit667 · · Score: 0

      Yes, it was called the Automatic Volume Limiter System (AVLS). You turned that on and it had preset levels which the volume could not exceed.

    6. Re:1983 called... by Mad+Marlin · · Score: 1

      Both of my Sony Diskmans (the CD Walkman) had an "AVLS" switch. I never used it.

    7. Re:1983 called... by InadequateCamel · · Score: 1

      That's nonsense. All portable media players now come with a sound limiting feature, and if you don't use it that is your problem. If you lock the controls then you can't accidentally crank the volume while rooting around for something in your pocket. The maximum volume setting has to be sufficiently high to accomodate alternate forms of output, such as varying headphone make/model or external speakers (ie. PC speakers), but you don't have to use it!

      Once again, we have grown adults who don't have the integrity (or the intelligence, maybe?) to assume responsibility for their actions. A 10-year-old could tell you that if you turn up the music too loud and listen to it for too long you will lose your hearing.

      Bottom line: Use the sound limiting feature that is supplied with the instrument and you won't lose your hearing.

  45. He'll probably make some money by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    Patterson does not know if the device has damaged his hearing, said his attorney, Steve W. Berman, of Seattle. But that's beside the point of the lawsuit, which takes issue with the potential the iPod has to cause irreparable hearing loss, Berman said. - of-course it is beside the point. The point is this dude wants a shit-load of money he did not deserve and he is prepared to be a litigious bastard to get it, truth be damned!

    I hope Steve Jobs doesn't give in and sticks this lawsuit into this guy's ass like a handgrenade and makes his lawyers pull the pin. (an idea for a new product - iGrenade.)

    1. Re:He'll probably make some money by stunt_penguin · · Score: 1

      Better name - the iFrag


      Sorry

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    2. Re:He'll probably make some money by Heian-794 · · Score: 1

      I hope Steve Jobs doesn't give in and sticks this lawsuit into this guy's ass like a handgrenade and makes his lawyers pull the pin.

      Never again will I begrudge lawyers their high salaries!

  46. Whats next? by JFlex · · Score: 0

    What's next? People gonna start suing McDonalds for burning themselves with hot coffee? Geese, what's this world coming to.

  47. Can I sue the RIAA now? by antifoidulus · · Score: 1, Funny

    For mass-producing pop music so bad it makes me want to shove sharp objects in my ear just so I won't have to hear it anymore?

  48. McDonald's Coffee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    I knew someone would bring up the McDonald's Coffee case.

    The knee-jerk reaction to any seemingly stupid/frivolous litigation (or patent) is to assume that the summary = the case, when in fact things tend to be more complex.

    There are a lot of details to the McDonald's case that the unwashed masses tend to not know:

    Some important points:
    "McDonalds coffee was not only hot, it was
    scalding -- capable of almost instantaneous destruction of skin, flesh
    and muscle."
    "[she] suffered full
    thickness burns (or third-degree burns) over 6 percent of her body,
    including her inner thighs, perineum, buttocks, and genital and groin
    areas."
    "During discovery, McDonalds produced documents showing more than 700
    claims by people burned by its coffee between 1982 and 1992. Some claims
    involved third-degree burns substantially similar to Liebecks."
    "it held its coffee at between 180 and 190 degrees fahrenheit to
    maintain optimum taste. .. Other establishments sell
    coffee at substantially lower temperatures, and coffee served at home is
    generally 135 to 140 degrees."

    http://www.lectlaw.com/files/cur78.htm
    http://www.centerjd.org/free/mythbusters-free/MB_m cdonalds.htm
    http://www.atla.org/pressroom/FACTS/frivolous/Mcdo naldsCoffeecase.aspx

    1. Re:McDonald's Coffee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also knew someone would bring up the McDonald's Coffee case.

      It's really simple: To make coffee, like tee, you use boiling water. Before drinking it, you wait for it to cool down.
      When you hold the cup in your hands, you can feel that it is hot.
      So she suffered serious burns. Thats bad for her, but she should not have tried to open a hot cup in a car.
      Discovery showed that 700 other people were not careful when handling hot coffee. Countless millions were careful and had no problems.
      McDonalds held its coffee hot to maintain optimum taste. Big surprise.
      They should offer normal (hot) coffee and a cold version.

      Oh, and stay away from knives and forks, they can be dangerous.

    2. Re:McDonald's Coffee by amliebsch · · Score: 1
      Thats bad for her, but she should not have tried to open a hot cup in a car.

      If McDonald's is advertising said coffee for sale, wherein you "drive through" and they hand you a cup of coffee while you are seated in the driver's seat, shouldn't they at least share in the responsibility?

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    3. Re:McDonald's Coffee by tont0r · · Score: 0

      If McDonald's is advertising said coffee for sale, wherein you "drive through" and they hand you a cup of coffee while you are seated in the driver's seat, shouldn't they at least share in the responsibility?

      Yeah. And instead of just putting the shooter in jail for using a gun to kill someone, lets put the person who sold that guy the gun in jail too.

    4. Re:McDonald's Coffee by geekee · · Score: 1

      None of these facts makes McDonalds liable if she spills coffe on herself. Just because their coffee is hotter than other people's coffe doesn't make them responsible for her spilling coffee on herself. The fact that other people have burned themselves spilling coffe on themselves doesn't change the fact that McDonalds is not responsible for their mistakes either. To show McDonalds was at fault, you need to show that a defect in the container caused the spill. Otherwise, McDonalds shouldn't be penalized for her mistake. And, there's no law as to how hot coffee can be served, so they can't be blamed for that. There are a lot of consumer products a lot more dangerous than a hot cup of coffee. You shoudn't be allowed to sue them because of your mistakes or careless behavior. It's common knowledge that coffee is hot. Putting a warning label that this coffee is hotter than other coffee really isn't going to change people's behavior.

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    5. Re:McDonald's Coffee by Jippy+T+Flounder · · Score: 1

      And instead of just putting the shooter in jail for using a gun to kill someone, lets put the person who sold that guy the gun in jail too

      actually, that IS a valid point. people who sell weapons should profile the customer - or each sale should be approved by a federal agency charged with verifying its legitimacy.

      imagine having to get a permit for each weapon you own? and being checked every few months to make sure that you're still in possesion of said weapon?

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  49. huh? by Per+Wigren · · Score: 1

    I have tinitus since 1996. I don't hear it (or more correctly, think about it) when there is some background noise but it's driving me mad when it's silent. My hearing is still very good though, on the non-damaged frequences. My tinitus has made me much more sensitive to loud volumes than I was before 1996. I frequently go to clubs and concerts and but I hate it when they crank the volume too high, although using ear plugs helps. I like moderate volume.

    That said, I have a 60GB iPod Video which I use every day when I'm on the metro, bus, shopping etc. I always have the volume set to max but it's still too damn low. It's impossible to hear the music when people sitting next to me are talking, there is motor noise from the bus, etc. The background noise is often louder than the music...

    I fail to see how you can get hearing damages from the iPod. I have never used an older iPod though, could they go louder?

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    1. Re:huh? by necro81 · · Score: 1

      That said, I have a 60GB iPod Video which I use every day when I'm on the metro, bus, shopping etc. I always have the volume set to max but it's still too damn low. It's impossible to hear the music when people sitting next to me are talking, there is motor noise from the bus, etc. The background noise is often louder than the music...

      I fail to see how you can get hearing damages from the iPod. I have never used an older iPod though, could they go louder?


      It all boils down to signal-to-noise ratio. On the metro, bus, etc., the background noise is tremendous. I believe that, in a lot of cases, it can peak above 80 dB, which is the OSHA limit for an 8-hour daily exposure. As a result, the people sitting next to you, or talking on their cellphones, practically have to shout at one another to be heard. In those situations, in order for your brain to be able to hear the music, you need to crank it up ever higher to be able to distinguish it above the noise. There is also the fact that, as the suit claims, the earbuds do nothing to dampen the outside noise, while pumping their output directly into the ear canal. If you already have hearing damage, you'll need to turn it up all the more.

      So, if you crank the iPod output up high enough to hear well above the noise, you will cause hearing damage over time. This is old news, and has been known by lots of folks for a long time. It is no basis for a lawsuit.

      To answer you final question: I have a 3G iPod, and more or less normal hearing, and I can crank it up high enough to hear music just fine on the bus or next to a busy road. I have to crank it pretty high, though, up to levels I know, over a long period of continuous exposure (a few hours a day for months or years), could damage my hearing. Thankfully, i don't have it cranked for that long. If you are having problems hearing your iPod, one thing I could suggest would be to increase the volume of the individual tracks in iTunes (there is a volume slider in the properties of each track, with which you can use to double the volume (add 6 dB)). Note that, if the track is already pretty loud, you may end up clipping the signal and ruining the quality of the audio. I believe that, from 3rd generation through the current models, the audio has been handled by the same PortalPlayer components, which would suggest that mine is just as loud as yours.

      But, even so, you'll never be able to listen to, say, classical music in the middle of a busy subway, not unless you have some noise-cancelling headphones that can take out a lot of the background noise, and even those have major limitations.

  50. Don't steal by slapout · · Score: 1

    But they did come with a warning to not steal music. It must be only the illegal downloads that harm hearing!

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    1. Re:Don't steal by argent · · Score: 1

      Errr...

      I remember reading a warning about hearing loss when I unpacked my iPod.

      Maybe you should have to prove you can read before you buy one?

  51. Fair trade, I think by JediTrainer · · Score: 1

    So it can cause hearing loss, all the while killing cancer. Sounds more like a feature than a bug!

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  52. slashdot by dotpavan · · Score: 1

    I would sue Slashdot for not allowing me to work with my fullest ability, anybody with me?

  53. Sensitivity level of different headphones by jersey_emt · · Score: 5, Informative

    Every single set of headphones/earphones has a different sensitivity level. That is, feed the same amount of power to 2 different sets of phones, and one will be louder than the other because of the efficiency of the speaker drivers which convert electricity into vibrations.

    Basically, at a given volume level on the portable player (say 75% of total) may produce 80 dB of sound output with Brand X headphones and 84 dB of sound output with Brand Y.

    IMO if you damage your hearing it is your own damn fault. It is quite easy to tell if you are listening to something that is too loud. If your ears always ring after you listen to a couple of MP3's on your portable player, turn the freaking volume down, nimwit. Same deal if your ears bleed....

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    1. Re:Sensitivity level of different headphones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mmm.. actually, pure dB measures gain, not output power, you have to say what reference are you taking for dB to have a meaning. And FYI, 84dB is (grosso modo) 2'3 times 80dB, so it's too much of a efficiency difference for a passive (no gain) speaker.

    2. Re:Sensitivity level of different headphones by Shakes268 · · Score: 0

      Exactly. I know when to stop reading stupid stories like this after my eyes start to bleed.

      Just watch for the signs and prevent.

    3. Re:Sensitivity level of different headphones by KaMiKa-Z77 · · Score: 1

      I agree as well, some of it is "common" sense.

      I got my girlfriend a Shuffle for her birthday and told her to be careful with the volume. Told her she should keep it at 50-60% (max) of the volume level to avoid hearing loss.

      A couple of months later she called me and told me she had blown out her Apple earbuds (!).

      In her defense though, she lives in New York, probably the noisiest city in the world, so in order to hear anything with the stock earbuds she had to crank up the volume. That, and the shuffle doesn't let you "see" the volume level you're at (like all other iPods).

      Since then, I've gotten her some of the Apple in-ear buds, which help a lot to shut out some of the outside noise and plans to get her a nano are in place (so she can see her volume level)... and maybe in the future I'll get her some etymotic earphones like mine.

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    4. Re:Sensitivity level of different headphones by icelander · · Score: 1

      Lets assume for the sake of argument that the iPod was able to deliver a short burst of 120 Watts to your headphones. You would *not* be able to remove the headset in time. You *would* lose a lot of hearing instantly.

      People would say that 120 Watts is way too much power and that it was criminal to design a device like that.

      Now the only question is: Where to draw the line? 0.5 Watts? 2 Watts? You get my drift.

      I lost a lot of hearing due to a headset (connected to a HP Vectra). The volume was adjusted on me by some shitty software manipulating Windows Mixer and the Vectra obliged. I was not able to remove the headset in time. It did affect my quality of life. No, I didn't sue (but I sure felt like it).

    5. Re:Sensitivity level of different headphones by jersey_emt · · Score: 1

      Chill. It was an example. I think everyone 'got' the idea I was putting across in very simple terms.

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    6. Re:Sensitivity level of different headphones by jrumney · · Score: 1
      Pure dB measures the amplitude of sound waves. Relative dB levels are often used to measure gain.

      And FYI, 84dB is (grosso modo) 2'3 times 80dB, so it's too much of a efficiency difference for a passive (no gain) speaker.

      Not at all. Your average pair of cheap in-ear headphones produces around 95dB at 1W input power measured from 1m (this is the standard way of measuring speaker efficiency, though most cheap buds won't handle a watt of input, so they must extrapolate). A good pair of DJing cans will produce around 105-110dB under the same conditions (and max out at about 2W). Your average home stereo speakers are more like 80-85dB, but can handle 50W or more of input power. So there is a huge difference in the efficiency of passive speakers, partly due to the light weight and relatively low input power that headphones have to handle, and varying according to how much the manufacturer has spent on design and materials, and whether they are willing to sacrifice some sound quality for better efficiency (as with concert speakers).

  54. Humans are evolving into apes by Deputy+Doodah · · Score: 1, Insightful

    We've reversed evolution. Now the stupid unproductive people are the ones who are able to reproduce the most. They're able to do so by living off lawsuit money and welfare.

    1. Re:Humans are evolving into apes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the fucking liberals fault. At least Ambulance Chaser Kerry didn't get elected.

    2. Re:Humans are evolving into apes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet more proof that Intellignent Design, Isn't.

  55. I'm suing the universe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All those sounds I hear everyday have damaged my hearing. Everything should have a WARNING CAUSES SOUNDS label on it.

  56. defective hardware vs. defective software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "He's bought a product which is not safe to use as currently sold on the market," Berman said. "He's paying for a product that's defective, and the law is pretty clear that if someone sold you a defective product they have a duty to repair it."

    Why isn't this logic applicable to software? We'd get rid of Microsoft in a second!

  57. Horse Hockey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope the suit gets tossed. Only person getting rich out of this deal is the lawyer. Chances are he has some gas-guzzling vehicle that he can no longer afford to drive.

  58. In Related News... by Shoten · · Score: 1

    A class-action lawsuit has been formed by fat people against the Acme Spoon Company, on the claims that their products were insufficiently labeled that excessive use of their product might make someone gain weight.

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  59. Re:Reason Why McDonalds Coffee Lawsuit Succeeded by b0wl0fud0n · · Score: 1

    In the McDonald's coffee is to hot case, the plaintiff knew that the coffee being served was too hot and had recieved hundreds of complaints about how high the temperature was. The coffee was being served at 40-50 decgrees hotter than recommended. Yet, despite knowing so, McDonald's continued to serve coffee hot enough to cause third degree burns. Is coffee served hot enough to cause third degree burns not fit to drink? Do other drive-throughs serve coffee at a lower temperature? Is coffee served that hot defective? The jury in the McDonald's case answered "yes".

  60. Western Society by SlowSlow · · Score: 1

    Obviously this is a frivolous case, but what has happened to western society? Why did we let lawyers take over? Is there any way to stop this?

    I was somewhat recently in China and this is not the case. One of the first things I noticed is that there are no guard rails for anything. There are six foot drops from sidewalks that have no railings. Parks run directly into big rivers. Although China's government may be a unique case, but I think that the non-western society expects more common sense from their people.

  61. natural selection? by rjfan · · Score: 1

    Guy offs himself trimming hedges with a push mower, deafens self by headphones, etc.. I call these sorts of stupid actions "culling of the herd"....

  62. I'm tired of seeing lawsuits like this. by Wolfier · · Score: 1

    Let's form an organization "Common Sense Of the Commons" and file an amicus curiae.

  63. And In Other News... by PTS+Tech · · Score: 0

    Fire is hot, dog poop stinks, and water is slightly damp. Any coincidence that San Jose is in the heart of the Ninth Circuit? Seriously, this guy needs to be slapped around with a trout or something...

  64. Apple countersues Patterson's Finger by digitaldc · · Score: 4, Funny

    Apple has countersued John Kiel Patterson's finger for moving the iPod's volume beyond the 93db range, which has possibly caused damage to his hearing.

    His finger will be required to testify in court that it indeed did raise the volume beyond acceptable levels, his ears were also subpoenaed in to testify about their injuries.

    Noone is sure about Patterson's brain, it has gone missing and possibly is living out of the country.

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  65. Re:If Big Tobacco... by necro81 · · Score: 1

    Another point is in this comparison is that Big Tobacco knowingly increased the nicotine in its product, thereby making it more addictive. While some people might claim that Apple, in all its hip design glory, made the iPod addictive, I'd have my doubts.

  66. This is right up there with by pete.com · · Score: 0

    1) McDonalds made my kids fat

    2) Gun manufactures are liable because people shot each other.

    3) Cigarette companies caused me to get cancer, not the fact I inhaled smoke hundreds of times a day, for 30 years.

  67. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  68. Permanent hearing loss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    I've got damage in my right ear that seems to be permanent. I'm 34, been going out all my life, big walkman user too. I had normal hearing for my age/sex. Then I went out last week and went to a tribute band that didn't do a sound check. The sound was a horrible blare, and since then I have a permanent new rattling/ringing in my right ear. Those bozos must have been pumping out massive amounts of sound at particular frequencies because of the distortion that wouldn't be there if there was no distortion, even if it was twice as loud.

    So my theory is that distortion is more a culprit than overall loudness. There is a mechanical AGC system in the ear that works pretty well, but when you assault it with extra powerful narrow frequency bands, that's what destroys hearing. Because the AGC works with the overall loudness, a single frequency with 10x the power of the overall loudness = damage.

    So please try to make sure you are listening to a well-recorded, well-encoded song with good headphones on an amplifier that is nowhere near its limits.

  69. ummm by szembek · · Score: 2, Interesting
    According to the article, all ipods actually come with a warning specifically warning users that they may cause hearing loss:

    The Cupertino-based company ships a warning with each iPod that cautions "permanent hearing loss may occur if earphones or headphones are used at high volume."

    In my opinion this absolutely, beyond belief, nullifies any claim this man may have even thought he had.
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  70. Wait a minute... by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1
    not sufficiently adorned with adequate warnings regarding the likelihood of hearing loss

    I thought we'd agreed to take the warning labels off everything and let the problem solve itself?

  71. No Sticker = Cash Settlement!? by Androclese · · Score: 4, Funny

    "The iPod players are 'inherently defective in design and are not sufficiently adorned with adequate warnings regarding the likelihood of hearing loss..."

    So basically, he's telling us that if there was a big sticker pasted on the side that said "Hey, Asshat, don't turn it up too loud, you will lose your hearing!" that everything would have been OK, and he would not have sued?

    *sigh*

    What an asshat.

    1. Re:No Sticker = Cash Settlement!? by sharkytm · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not a sticker, he could rub it off and forget about it and still sue. They need to just discontinue custom engraving and instead, in large, backlit letters, stamp "THIS DEVICE MAKES NOISE. IF YOU TURN THE VOLUME ALL THE WAY UP, IT CAN CAUSE HERING DAMAGE, duh."

    2. Re:No Sticker = Cash Settlement!? by mikapc · · Score: 1

      I think that while it's obvious to anyone that turning up the music too high will cause hearing loss I don't think it's too obvious knowing how what too high is. I think if they made mention that too high = a volume that makes you unable to hear conversation going on around you that many ears would be saved.

    3. Re:No Sticker = Cash Settlement!? by CoolBru · · Score: 1

      Well, I don't know about yours, but my iPod Mini DID come with a sticker on saying more or less exactly that.

      Someone mentioned removing the EU volume cap; What you need is gopod. I found that removing it doesn't just affect volume, but also makes it sound better at lower volumes. I suspect the cap is a current limiter, rather than a peak voltage, so it mostly affects bass. With the cap removed, I would definitely describe full volume as 'too loud', whereas with it it's not quite loud enough loud enough if you're on a train or a busy street.

  72. What??? by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

    I'll hear none of this stupidity! ...
    Thank you, I'll be here all week.

  73. iPod eArBuds R 4 ELePhants by malia8888 · · Score: 1, Funny
    Anybody who has tried to stuff a standard out-of-the-box earbud from an iPod from the first 5GB model to the new video knows that they are not made for the ear. The standard earbuds fit better in one's armpit. There are no known cases of armpit damage with these earbuds.

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  74. Wait, isn't this old news? by j79 · · Score: 1

    Don't quote me on this, since I just woke up, but I remember reading an article a few months ago, saying other people were considering suing Apple for hearing loss. At least with that case, IIRC, they were claiming that the earbuds AS WELL as the idea that playing 14 hours of non-stop music may cause hearing issues. Or, maybe that was the counterclaim against all the "BUT SONY WALKMANS HAVE BEEN OUT SINCE 1983!!" people saying the people were idiots...

    You know, had to flip a tape over, or some other jazz...so, the Walkman vs Mp3 Player issue wasn't relevant...

    Anyway, imagine if this guy actually wins? What would Apple do? Prompt the user every 30 minutes that "taking a rest, while listening to the iPod is a good idea." Or, maybe every 30 seconds on really loud levels??

    If this guy DOES win, I've got dibs on Creative. It would be GREAT, because their crack pot CEO would probably declare war on me or something equally insane...

    1. Re:Wait, isn't this old news? by WebGangsta · · Score: 1
      Yes, this is old news -- Pete Townsend (as mentioned earlier by someone) issued a statement about being careful with the volume levels recently.

      But check out this article that references a piece from 1992 - the footnote is for Raia, J., "Exercising While Wearing Walkman-Type Stereo Headphones Can Cause Hearing Loss," Los Angeles Times (Health & Fitness Suppl.), Nov. 11, 1992, pp. 5-6.

      Want to touch the stove? Make sure it's not hot. Want to walk through Central Park at night? Bring a friend. Volume on your iPod too loud? Turn it down. There's something to be said for using common sense.

      Just like cars are built to exceed safe driving speeds (as well as travel at safe controllable speeds), Apple already built the iPod to play at low, safe hearing levels. It's up to the consumer to decide how to use it for themselves.

  75. RTFriendlyM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have an iPod (color). In the manual (at least the one on Apple's site), dated 3/3/2005, on page 71 (in the "Safety and Cleaning" section, there is a subsection that is called "Avoid Hearing Damage" that has a box drawn around it.

    This section contains the standard boilerplate( "Warning Permanent hearing loss may occur if earbuds or headphone are used at high volume. You can adapt over time to a higher level of sound, which may sound normal but can be damaging to your hearing. Set your iPod to a safe volume level before that happens. If you experience ringing in your ears, reduce the volume or discontinue use of your iPod."

    I think that pretty clearly states the issue. Of course it wasn't page zero in the manual, and plaintiff is functionally illiterate, and the warning wasnt in the "meaningful" "international" pictoral diagrams, so Apple will still be at fault.

  76. I have his upgrade right here... by frdmfghtr · · Score: 1

    ...it's called a scissors. I'll cut the wires to his headphones, then there is no way he can turn his iPod up loud enough to hurt his hearing!

    Better yet, since he may "work around the fix" by replacing the headphones, a dab of epoxy in the headphone jack. Yeah, that will REALLY keep him from hurting himself!

    Seriously though, his attorney even admits that they don't know if the iPod caused any damage:

    Patterson does not know if the device has damaged his hearing, said his attorney, Steve W. Berman, of Seattle. But that's beside the point of the lawsuit, which takes issue with the potential the iPod has to cause irreparable hearing loss, Berman said.

    EVERYTHING has the potential to cause bodily harm! Do you want to be put in a bubble to protect you from all the "bad things" in the world? His television also has the potential to cause hearing loss, as does his car (defective muffler,) smoke detector (I wonder if he would sue First Alert for hearing loss in the event of a fire,) even the Q-Tips in the bathroom (which everybody knows aren't supposed to be used in the ear canal, but c'mon, who doesn't do that?)

    Long live the nanny state! (Yes I meant that sarcastically yet it's unfortunate that some really want it to go that way.)

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  77. Ok, but... by DrLungoon · · Score: 1
    First, I am totally against frivolous lawsuits. If you were the idiot that spilled hot coffee in your lap, then it's pretty much your fault...

    But, I have to admit, those earbuds can get dangerously loud. The other day I heard music coming from the next room. I asked my daughter what she was listening to and she said, "My iPod."

    "Your Nano? What speakers?", I asked.

    "The earbuds," she replied.

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    1. Re:Ok, but... by CottonEyedJoe · · Score: 1

      Its interesting that you cite the coffee spill as evidence of a frivolous lawsuit and the iPod earbud issue as a legitimate one. In the case of the spilled coffee, the jury found that the customer was responsible for spilling the coffee on her lap. They also found that McDonalds was responsible for keeping their coffee at temperatures far hotter than "normal" fresh coffee (McDonalds claimed that this was so that the coffee would be hotter longer), which lead to the burns the customer recieved that would NOT have occurred had McDonalds coffee been abnormally hot. What sounds frivolous when compressed into a one liner is often much more complex.

      OTOH, with what little info we have, this iPod business sounds frivolous. Listening to loud music causes hearing loss. Thats something even your daughter should know (I bet she does). Perhaps there is some factor they arent divulging right now that makes the complaint more legitimate.

  78. man sues everyone by autolex84 · · Score: 1

    the next headline will read "man sues Glock after shooting himself in the foot, claims they sold him something he could hurt himself with." this is just common sense. I mean the knives in cour kitchen drawer could easily cut your fingers clean off, but there isn't a tag attached to those that says "be careful, it is possible to cut your damn fingers off!" its just kind of a given like the iPod thing. I think that ths guy outta be shot, and taken out of the gene pool.

  79. IPod Software by ASCIIEE · · Score: 1

    I have an ipod mini and sometimes it gets too loud. If something brushes against the dial (when I forget to put on hold), or if I have been listening to the ipod using a patch cable in my car and have the volume up. I wish the ipod had a way to limit the volume at start up. I also wish the ipod had a skip ahead 45 seconds function for audio books. The ipod/human interface is not customizable. Iriver does a much better job in this area.

    1. Re:IPod Software by mimio · · Score: 1

      Rio Karma volume could go to 30 in their scale. But if when you turn it off the volume was above 23, when turned on, the volume starts at 23 which I think is still pretty high.

  80. Did you mean... something completely different? by Draconnery · · Score: 1

    I can only guess that your post's title was supposed to be a quote from The Jerk, but it was so poorly carried off that I must point out your ignorance. In the movie's opening scene, Steve Martin's character claims, "I was born a poor black child."
    You even have the imdb.com link on your post - didn't have time to click on memorable quotes, I guess.

    I'm just really surprised that you seem to think the line is funny, and yet... you mangled it nearly beyond all recognition.

    Also, I find your comparison of the Apple lawsuit and the plot of The Jerk to be shallow and pedantic.
    Actually, I just think it's a really bad comparison. Really bad.

    1. Re:Did you mean... something completely different? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aren't you running late for drama class?

  81. Um... by Alex+P+Keaton+in+da · · Score: 1

    iPods can be adjusted/set by the user to a level that causes hearing loss. My car can exceed every speed limit and get me killed, if I choose to set the accelerator to "floor."
    My drain cleaner will kill me if I drink it....
    What ever happened to common sense?

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  82. New market!!! by ShadoHawk · · Score: 0

    Excelent! I can almost start marketing my iPod amplified ear buds and head phones! I just wish I could wrap a warning on there that insulted the customer. I just don't think that telling them, "If you are stupid enough to listen loud enough to damage your hearing. Don't blame us... But we can help you with that with our new line of hearing aids!" But seriously, I like being able to crank the volume on my iPod when listening to certain books and podcasts that are recorded a little low.

  83. So, more lawsuits coming, I guess? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    How about all the other MP3 players? How about the old tape players, Walkmans? The portable CD players? All the portable radios?

    Any of these devices can be used to damage your hearing (I don't know if it is permanent or temporary damage.)

    Why single out iPod? Simple. It is the most popular, best advertised, basically the one with the most money.

  84. Re:Reason Why McDonalds Coffee Lawsuit Succeeded by sam1am · · Score: 1

    If the plaintiff knew that the coffee being served was too hot, I'd say the lawsuit had no merits. Try defendant.

  85. Warning: do not use if you are a stupid person! by asr_man · · Score: 1

    This crap has happened for so long, the only surprise is that Apple didn't put the warnings there. Not saying Apple made a dangerous product, just that their lawyers clearly didn't do their job to protect them (assuming no significant 'idiot' warnings were included -- I don't own one so I don't know).

  86. Re: except with McDonalds by DeadMilkman · · Score: 5, Informative

    #1
    No one, NO ONE else in that town or the surrounding area sold coffee anywhere NEAR that hot.

    #2
    If you spilt coffee on you from a restraunt or that you made yourself you would probably not even manage FIRST DEGREE burns These were THIRD degree burns, the kind your more used to seeing from actual fires and not boiling water.

    #3
    The city AND state had filed health warnings with McDonalds due to the complaints, which McDonalds prompty ignored.

    #4
    The lady inquestion only sued after McDonalds refused to cover her health expenses. (Which they HAD done in the previous two instances in this state.)

    #5
    A company memo existed that flat out said that it would be cheaper and better marketing slogun to be able to say they had the "Hottest Coffee" and pay off any lawsuits that would happen from burn victims then to lower the tempurature and lose the possibility of lording it over their competitors.

    #6
    And finally it was not the defendant who sued for millions, it was the jury who awarded it becuase it was "unspecified" and the jury specifically said 3million was picked because it was the sales for one days worth of coffee at McDonalds and the jury thought that they needed to prove the company memo wrong.

  87. Business plan by Frankie70 · · Score: 1

    Maybe Apple is coming out with the iHearingAid next &
    this is part of their business plan.

  88. Amplifiers by neovoxx · · Score: 1

    Didn't this already come up, but was dismissed because the idiot was using an external amplifier?

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  89. Its the new lawyer get rich sceme by varmittang · · Score: 1

    The lawyer gets someone to sue, tries to get a class action law suite so the stakes are higher on the pay out. Then if they win, they get a whole lot of cash out of the settlement, while everyone that was represented gets 1 cent for their troubles. This is really getting out of hand these class action law suits. Lawyers are willing to draw up anything to try and make a few million quickly.

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  90. What about other headphones? by stretta · · Score: 1
    Everyone is supposed to use the ear buds? What if you want to use higer impedance headphones? The amp needs to be able to drive these.

    I know, I know. The issue is the combination and lack of warning. Lawsuits like this lead to "do not apply to groin" printed on coffee cups.

  91. Sue the whole music industry by elbonian · · Score: 1

    Why not suing them all for making music that can damage your ears? Or even better, Why not sue the whole world for making noises that can turn you deaf? This is stupid.

  92. When will this end by DrBytes · · Score: 0

    This is jsut crazy and can only happen in the states imho. I mean, isn't it common sense; loud music == damage to the ears. Dumb f*cks that turn it up so loud that their ears hurt/are damaged deserve it and shouldn't be allowed to sue apple or any other company for sh*t that is just common sense. It's madness.

  93. Now I know why by harrypelles · · Score: 0

    I remember seeing things like

    Warning: Flammable

    On the kiddie fireworks they sell around here in the summer. I always though it kind of redundant to waste time/money labeling all the fireworks with that.

    Now I know why.

  94. From What I Understand... by Greyfox · · Score: 1
    The ipod earbuds can damage your hearing because they fit snugly in your ear and don't allow air to escape. This causes much greater pressure against your ear drum than conventional headphones. Although it should be noted that you can also damage your hearing with conventional headphones, a sufficently loud stereo or by attending a loud rock and roll concert. If your ears are ringing at the end of your experience, that's a pretty good indication that it was too loud.

    The other problem with the ipod is that people listen to it for long periods of time -- apparently it's not only volume but also the duration of the sound that can damage your hearing.

    Anyway, couldn't the problem be mitigated by shaping the earbuds in more of an hourglass shape, allowing the air pressure to equalize with the outside while still allowing for them to stay in place? Or is that design impossible due to the size of the device and the necessary shape of the magnets etc?

    On a side note, back in the day my Walkman came with a warning that it could damage my hearing. That warning was my Mother, who constantly told me, "If you listen to that thing too loud, it'll damage your hearing." Thanks to this warning device, I also know that too many video games or too much TV will "rot my brain." Perhaps Apple could provide this guy with a mommy to constantly nag him about his lifestyle until he starts using some common sense. Hmm, new product idea? iMommy? Jobs, if you're reading... call me...

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    I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

    1. Re:From What I Understand... by omahajim · · Score: 1
      The ipod earbuds can damage your hearing because they fit snugly in your ear and don't allow air to escape.
      Apparently you have never owned an iPod with the standard white ear buds. They are total shit, and they kill your ear. They most certainly do not fit snugly. Anyone that can stand the standard white earbuds for more than 15 minutes deserves a medal.

      I just use Shure in-ear monitors. At a sensible volume, thank you very much.

  95. ear phones by Danzigism · · Score: 1

    i think the little ear phones are to be the blame.. those things fuckin HURT.. ya gotta shove 'em in your ears just so they stay in place.. and they suck anyway.. use the kind that clip over your ear, and cover a good portion of the circumference of your ear.. they seem to sound the best.. and they don't hurt.. as much as I hate iPods, I still think suing them over something a person should have good common sense not to do, is very ridiculous..

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  96. Natural Selection by Mozai · · Score: 1

    ...and are not sufficiently adorned with adequate warnings...

    "I'm not saying we should kill all the stupid people. Just remove all the warning labels from things, and let nature take it's course."

      - orginal speaker unknown

  97. What did he say??? by Fnord666 · · Score: 1

    What?? What did he say?

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  98. Threshold of Pain by SchrodingersRoot · · Score: 1

    And I think the threshold of pain is supposed to be somewhere around 120-140 dB.

    1. Re:Threshold of Pain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      threshold of pain is 120db

    2. Re:Threshold of Pain by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I don't know about this. I feel pain at very low volume levels; low enough that most other people aren't too bothered by them. Consequently, I frequently wear hearing protection for all kinds of work I do around the house (using power tools, etc.), not just because I want to protect my hearing (which I do), but because it's physically painful for me to not use protection. Other people around me don't seem to be bothered by the same volume level at all, even when their ears are the same distance from the machine as mine.

  99. Choking Hazard? by kittywampus · · Score: 1

    If I shove this guy's iPod down his throat and he cokes to death on it, is that Apple's fault for not putting s sticker on the iPod that says "DO NOT SHOVE THIS DOWN ANYONE'S THROAT"?

  100. I can see it now by squoozer · · Score: 1

    WARNING: attempting to swallow this iPod could cause choking and death.

    WARNING: wrapping this headphone lead of this iPod around your neck could cause strangulation and death.

    WARNING: shooting this iPod at yourself using a mini home made cannon could result in the loss of life.

    There are some products that have been released that are just down right dangerous because they do something that most people wouldn't expect. Soft toys that have the eyes attached with what ammounts to nails springs to mind. This guy is a fool though. Anyone stupid enough to not realize that blasting their ear drums with very loud music day in day out is likely to cause long term problems needs more help than money can buy.

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  101. I'm a musician by mcsynk · · Score: 1

    and sometimes I record stuff too quietly and I need to turn the volume up to hear it.

    Modern commercial music on the other hand I listen to at between 1/2 and 2/3 volume.

    I will be unhappy if portable player device manufacturers bow to pressure to lower their maximum volumes.

    Peace,
    Synk

  102. Re:Reason Why McDonalds Coffee Lawsuit Succeeded by masklinn · · Score: 1

    The coffee was being served at 40-50 decgrees hotter than recommended

    Recommended by whom? Coffee drinkers and coffee geeks recommend that coffee's hot water should be between 90C (194F) and 95C (203F), and that coffee should be served immediately after being brewed e.g. with the coffee itself being well above 80C (176F), because that's the way to get the best out of your coffee

    That's a recommandation, too...

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  103. No chance by Stachel · · Score: 1
    There's a small sticker stuck to the side of my iPod, it reads:

    A pleine puisance, l'ecoute prolonguee du baladeur peut endommager l'oreille de l'utilisateur.

    Langerer Gebrauch dieses Gerates bei voller Lautstarke kann zu Horschaden fuhren."

    (there should be some diacricits in there, but I can't be a*sed to find them on the kbd - sorry)

    Translated to English this means something like: "Long term usage of this apparatus at high volume can lead to hearing damage".

    I bought this iPod in The Netherlands, but I'm pretty sure that there'll be a similar disclaimer for hardware sold in English-speaking countries. And if not on the hardware, then probably in the manual.

    Seems to me the greedy bastard doesn't have much chance of getting richer over someone else's back.
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  104. head phones by PacketScan · · Score: 1

    Apple didn't invent the ear bud..
    Who has the patent?
    Sue them!

  105. This is a good idea by dilvish_the_damned · · Score: 1

    And if they win I will sue that goatsex guy for the dammage done to my retina's.

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  106. The Jerk by timjdot · · Score: 1


    Is it just me or is everybody immediately reminded of the eyeglasses in The Jerk?

    I'm sure Apple's lawyers saw this coming from miles away since it is well-established that earbud styles headphones at the highest volumes will give hearing loss. Now if the Chino Espinoza band that played at Monsoon would just compensate me maybe I could deal with my hearing loss!

    TimJowers

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  107. WHAT? by the_arrow · · Score: 1

    I CAN'T HEAR YOU! I guess I must have used my Ipod to much.

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    "How lovely you are. So lovely in my straightjacket..." - Nny
  108. I did not mean... something completely different by Ranger · · Score: 1

    Yes, I know he said "I was raised a poor black child." And had I chosen to quote it accurately, it wouldn't have been funny anyway because it would have been read out of context. I appreciate the fact you took the time to respond. For some unknown reason when I think of Steve Jobs the word 'jerk' comes to mind. And in point of fact, if you examine the lawsuit more closely you will notice the resemblance between the movie and the real live lawsuit.

    I like the fact you can use big words like shallow and pedantic. Someday, I might actually look them up in a dictionary.

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  109. Apple's official response.. by halleluja · · Score: 1

    Say what?!?

  110. Don't play devil's advocate by Hrothgar+The+Great · · Score: 5, Informative

    Did ANYONE read the article? The guy's hearing wasn't even damaged - it specifically says that in there. He is suing because he thinks his iPod MIGHT damage his hearing if he keeps turning it up so loud.

    Also, he evidently can not control himself to lower the volume because the warning that Apple ALREADY ships with the damn thing is not sufficient to alter his idiotic behavior.

    1. Re:Don't play devil's advocate by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Guy: Lemme just turn it up a bit. (Turns it way up) Yaaaa!!!!! (Spills hot coffee on his balls) Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

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    2. Re:Don't play devil's advocate by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      He is suing because he thinks his iPod MIGHT damage his hearing if he keeps turning it up so loud.

      I'd hate to be the guy who makes his kitchen knives. Or his SUV.

      --
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      OUTSIDE_IP=$(dig +short my.ip @outsideip.net)
  111. This is a joke right? by bfdhud · · Score: 1

    Maybe if we're lucky this guy will step out into a busy street due to a lack of warning signs that read something like. "Cars can kill." oh wait that's common sense and this article just proves that this retard is lacking any form of it. Even worse our(the US)judicial system will probably award him something assuming that apple just does not settle out of court. I need to find a really retarded way to make a quick buck.. I know Xbox 360's caused me to lose my legs. After sitting on my couch for 2 weeks straight the blood clots got me. Who wants to sue microsoft with me?

  112. I'm gonna sue because I am stupid! by waif69 · · Score: 1

    That is essentially what this lawsuit is about. When it goes to court, I would be surprised if the jury assigns less that 90% fault to the idiot who cranked up the volume. It is now common knowledge that if you have high volume on any device, you will damage your hearing. My 7 year-olds even know that!

    However, our courts to punish companies, because they, typically, have deep pockets. I would not be surprised to see that Apple and many of other manufacturers are going to be forced to take nicely packaged products and nice looking products and make them ugly with big orange permenant labels that indicate what all intelligent people know.

    Yes, this country needs tort reform!

  113. So what you are saying is... by interactive_civilian · · Score: 1
    damsa said:
    Because you can only sue people that actually did damage.
    So, what you are saying is that he should sue himself since he chose to put the volume level where it was high enough to cause hearing loss...

    /personal responsibility?
    //what's that?

    --
    "Empathise with stupidity, and you're halfway to thinking like an idiot." - Iain M. Banks
    1. Re:So what you are saying is... by damsa · · Score: 1

      It depends of Apple headphones were defective. If they are defective or if the design was defective then he is free to sue Apple because he used an Apple product. You can't go sue Creative because of hearing loss even though maybe Creative products are just as defective because he never used Creative.

  114. What's next? by No2Gates · · Score: 1

    Maybe we should sue Al Gore for inventing the internet (his words not mine) and turning everyone into perverts who surf for porn. Or maybe we should sue RCA for inventing the first consumer television and making so many of us into overweight couch potatoes.

    --
    Every time you call tech support, a little kitten dies.
  115. Tort reform by sig226 · · Score: 1

    "does not know if the device has damaged his hearing, said his attorney, Steve W. Berman, of Seattle. But that's beside the point of the lawsuit, which takes issue with the potential the iPod has to cause irreparable hearing loss, Berman said."

    This is whats wrong with the US system, you can sue for the
    possible unproven potential to do damage.
    How long will it be before they sue computer makers, stereo
    makers, etc etc for the same thing.

  116. Dutch expression by neoguri · · Score: 1

    A Dutch saying goes "van rukken wordt je doof" which translates "wanking makes you deaf". Now how is he going to prove to the judge that he isn't a wanker?

  117. Shallow and pedantic by Draconnery · · Score: 1

    For more on the use of the phrase "shallow and pedantic," see the Family Guy episode entitled "Petarded."

    Turns out I didn't mean anything by its use, since I don't really know what I mean by "pedantic" either.

  118. In other news by punkr0x · · Score: 1

    Masturbating can cause you to go blind. I'm going to sue the porn industry.

  119. Next up. by zwilliams07 · · Score: 1

    I'm going to be sueing the universe. It is full of things that can potientially hurt me. That'll teach em.

    *wanders off to ponder what to buy with the money from the 'suit*

  120. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  121. Class Action Suit Is Needed - And Include Clubs by cannuck · · Score: 1

    Anyone making an amplified music device meant to be used with the supplied ear buds that can produce a 110 decibel sound pressure is automatically liable - since a decibel sound level meter is not included on the iPod, than measures the sound pressure inside the ear canal.

    How does one know when one's inner ear is receiving more than 85 decibels of sound pressure (the standard for office workers)? If the amplifier/buds increase the level by 10 decibels - from 85 decibels to 95 decibels - that means a 10 fold increase in sound pressure (that's 1000 % increase!!).

    Naturally the iPod/Apple isn't the only one that should be sued - for example every night club, bar, concert venue needs to be sued as well - because more often than not - the sound level is in the 110 decibel range

    By the way if one smokes cigarettes - one has an induced hearing loss to begin with - and will not notice that the sound level is high - but the damage to the inner ear continues anyway - and the hearing loss increases

  122. This explains it... by Kamidari · · Score: 1

    The other day, I saw a commercial - I think it was for Velveeta. It showed people heating some up in a bowl and eating it with chips. In small print at the bottom, it said 'Bowl must be safe for food.' I just kind of laughed and thought that was a ridiculous warning. This lawsuit makes it clear why it was there. :\

  123. Argh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For f**k's sake! What happened to personal responsibility.
    Do you want to like in a world where everything you do is checked by some authority? That's the way these things head us.
    If you're stupid enough to listen to an iPod/walkman/whatever too loud then its your own stupid fault.
    Like spilling hot coffee over yourself, the courts eventually ruled you should know coffee is hot and it is your fault if you spill it (unless you're run into etc).

    Perhaps rock fans should sue the bands for playing music too loud.

  124. Tobacco companies, all of you are hypocrites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Out of curiosity, how many of the people here preaching "personal responsibility" and calling this guy an asshat would have piped up if he was suing a tobacco company for damages?

    Maybe Apple is deliberately targeting youth with their advertising and attempting to get them hooked on using iPod ear-buds. Then when they are older, they won't be able to listen to any other style of headphone, because they've damaged their hearing.

  125. Boy Bands by dfj225 · · Score: 1

    What about boy bands? Whenever I've heard that type of music (not by choice, mind you) I'm pretty sure I was damaged in some way. Scarred for life you might say.

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    SIGFAULT
  126. Examples of Personal Responsibility by doublem · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is why my Mother-in-Law brings ear plugs to concerts and movies, so if it's too loud for her, she can put them in. That way, she's accepting personal responsibility for her hearing, and NOT trying to shift the responsibility onto anyone else.

    She even brings enough for everybody.

    When I got my iPod, I bought a pair of high end earphones form Shure. With them, I'm very comfortable listening at much lower volumes than with a regular pair of ear buds or headphones.

    It's all about taking care of your own body, instead of whining like a spoiled little brat demeaning everyone else do it for you.

    What's next, some spoiled little mamma's boy going to sue McDonnalds for making him fat, as if any reasonable person with an IQ above 50 should realize fast fod is BAD for them?

    Oh wait... Nevermind.

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    "Live Free or Die." Don't like it? Then keep out of the USA
  127. So could hearing aids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or rock concerts.

    Or sitting next to the speaker.

    Or sitting next to a computer with a lot of noisy disk drives and a fans.

    All voluntary.

  128. From the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "Patterson does not know if the device has damaged his hearing, said his attorney, Steve W. Berman, of Seattle. But that's beside the point of the lawsuit, which takes issue with the potential the iPod has to cause irreparable hearing loss, Berman said."

    Give me a break!

  129. I hope the judge has a trapdoor to dump this loser by TigerPlish · · Score: 1

    Stuff like this makes me ashamed to live in this country. >.

    Why not sue all the speaker makers? All the headphone makers?

    This guy's a wank, and I hope he gets laughed out of the courtroom.

    More disturblingly... France limits earphone-driven audio kit to 100db?! WTF?! What if I'm listening to some good ole angry Beethoven, where most of the material's around 70db but allasudden good ole Ludwig Van goes from a hush to ffff in one beat? Limiting to 100db HAS to make the music sound like ass...

    Not that the public would notice anway.. all that compressed, limitied pop garbage they listen to simply doesn't *have* any dynamic range to speak of.

    --
    The "Civilized World" jumped the shark ca. 1973.
  130. so sick of these lawsuits by dbmasters · · Score: 1

    "I am going to sue you because I am an idiot" lawsuits are really starting to get old...

    --
    dB Masters
  131. Sue me now! by elbonian · · Score: 1

    I made you lose your valuable time. Sue me!

  132. Easy Money by ComeOutAndPlay18 · · Score: 1

    "Patterson does not know if the device has damaged his hearing, said his attorney, Steve W. Berman, of Seattle. But that's beside the point of the lawsuit, which takes issue with the potential the iPod has to cause irreparable hearing loss, Berman said." I'm suing General Moters, because I take issue with their products' potential to cause irreparable death.

  133. This is stupid by C_Kode · · Score: 1

    This is just like the tobacco law suits. It's painfully obvious what can happen. Crank up the volume, go deaf. If you choose to listen to your music loud, smoke, or any other thing thats obviously dangerous to your health. It's your own fault, not the company that sold it to you. They didn't force your hand, trick you into doing it, or lie to you claiming there wasn't any danger. Just like those that skydive and other dangerous things. They know well in advance the risk they take. Sometimes they pay the ultimate price. John Kiel's hearing loss it a product of his own stupidity.

    1. Re:This is stupid by milimetric · · Score: 1

      reminds me of a great arj barker joke (totally from memory):

      Two guys talking at the beginning of the century, before we "knew" ciggarettes were bad for you
      - Hey Bill, how's it goin?
      - Not too good Joe, doctor says he's gotta take my lung out tomorro (puffs ciggarette)
      - NO!! What'sa matter Bill?
      - I don't know (puffs ciggarette and coughs), but my breath stinks like a horse's ass and my teeth are yellow. Doctor thinks I might be brushin my teeth too hard.

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  135. Personal responsibility by highlander76 · · Score: 1

    Just because your car can do 150 mph doesn't mean you have to drive that fast. This guy should take some personal responsibility and adjust the volume of his ipod to a level that is comfortable to him.

    1. Re:Personal responsibility by sdpuppy · · Score: 1
      But what about those people who listen to their iPods at high volume, drink hot coffee and smoke while driving at 150 mph?

      :-)

  136. ear buds are safer in some cases by kevin.fowler · · Score: 1

    I love big production style phones. I've got Sony, Tascam, and Bose ones... but I do a lot of street-crossing in my daily commute, and not hearing the outside world is dangerous. With ear buds in, and volume at a medium level, I get tunes and the ability to hear what's going on around me.

    --
    Bury me in mashed potatoes.
  137. get the iDuctTape out my head is about to explode by Loquax · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you have ever had a loved one truly hurt by a defective product this case should anger you, but I am glad that America is a country that uses courts as a means of consumer protection as opposed to excessive government regulation. It really is almost a binary choice. Either you have the government aggressively regulate everything from paper clips to chainsaws or you allow aggrieved parties to bring suit against each other. The advantage that a court has is that 12 citizens that make the decision to award "victims." I've lived in places in Europe where there was a ministry office that covered whatever product was on the market and these "philosopher king" bureaucrat could issue whatever edict that they wanted. I remember specifically hearing that there was a Norwegian law on the books regulating the color of cheese wax (this could have been a joke though). Sure we do this to a large extent in the US. The FDA really acted WAY out of line when they outlawed Ma-Huang (ephedrine) because a couple of idiots ate it like candy, but take a look at what the EU proposes to regulate and you soon get the idea that Europe would rather have the state act like a nanny and shoo consumers away from making their own choices.

  138. The reasoning is like.. by RickySan · · Score: 1

    I bought these shoes, when i walk in them for more then 30 miles i get this really tired feeling and aches the next day.. Should i sue dockers because their shoes make me feel tired and achey? I can't believe that people are sueing over really obvious things these days.. sigh..

    --
    "If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low
  139. Finite intelligence supply by ricklow · · Score: 1

    That's the problem. The supply of intelligence in the world is finite, so as the world's population grows, the average person gets more stupid.

    --
    "Oh God help us. We're in the hands of engineers."
    1. Re:Finite intelligence supply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i was going to argue that .. but i guess you proved your own point

  140. We will make it safer by Drakin030 · · Score: 1
    The suit, which Patterson wants certified as a class-action, seeks compensation for unspecified damages and upgrades that will make iPods safer."
    Ok we will make it safer....Lets take off the volume tab... I swear people need to pass a commen sense test...WARNING BIG BOOM NOISE MAKE EAR PAIN!!
  141. kill the lawyers by scharkalvin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    At one time people took responsibility for their own actions and products were MUCH more dangerous.
    The lawyers will argue that by bringing up all the product lawsuits we now have safer cars, and
    other products. But lawsuits are still brought against companies whose products are missused by
    stupid people. There has to be a limit some where.

    ALL headphones, ear buds or over the ear types, can cause hearing damage by delivering a sound level
    that's too high. Listening with speakers can cause the same damage too (while peeling the paint
    off the walls and cracking the windows). I suppose a form of active feedback could be added to
    headphones with a transducer to measure the sound level being delivered to the ear and back off the
    volume before it reaches the danger point. Would consumers buy such a product? (that would be like
    having a car that wouldn't go above 55mph by having a speed regulator. Some trucking companies actually
    put such a gizmo in their trucks to keep their drivers honest). Would you like the government to demand
    that makers of portable audio players put such a circuit into such players?

    At some point our tort system exists only to make a profit for the lawyers and for "whiplash Willies" to
    abuse the system for a quick buck. The small aircraft business was almost destroyed by product liability
    lawsuits. Those cases involved 20-50 year old planes that were built before todays standards were
    developed. How can you justify calling such a product "defective"? Should you be allowed to sue Ford if you were hurt when your 80 year old model "T"'s gas tank exploded today?

    1. Re:kill the lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting comment about the Aircraft industry. If you're a pilot, you'll be familiar with the problem of not upgrading equipment because it's too expensive ...because manufacturers have to pay the lawyers, which of course leads to saftey being compromised.

  142. Sun knows and is already prepared! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least Sun knows about what risks it takes to administrate a Sun Java webserver :-)

  143. Blame the insurers by metamatic · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In fact, it's probably not entirely his fault either. He probably went to the doctor with hearing problems, had expensive tests and treatments, and then his insurer asked him to sue Apple. That's the way it works.

    I accidentally cut my finger open using a Leatherman tool, and had to go to the ER. When it came time to pay up, my insurance company sent me a letter asking where the accident occurred, what products were involved, and asking me to sue anyone who might be liable in order to recoup the costs. The letter really didn't have a checkbox for "It was my own stupid fault"; it just assumed that it would be possible to sue somebody.

    I wrote "It was my own stupid fault" on the form and sent it back... but don't be surprised if you see someone suing Leatherman for making knives sharp enough to cut into fingers.

    --
    GCHQ Quantum Insert installed. If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak
    1. Re:Blame the insurers by jcr · · Score: 1

      my insurance company sent me a letter asking where the accident occurred, what products were involved, and asking me to sue anyone who might be liable in order to recoup the costs.

      Report them to your state insurance commissioner. It's not their job to tell you to sue someone.

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    2. Re:Blame the insurers by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      I guess the insurance companies are getting lazy. If there was a liable party other than yourself, and you sued, won, and were awarded damages, including medical costs, then the insurance company would be entitled to recoup their costs for treating you. They might be able to sue the liable party, they might even be able to sue on your behalf (depending on the language of the contract), but they cannot force you to sue. (And in this case, since you were the liable party, you certainly can't sue yourself.)

      What would be funny is if your medical insurer also was the provider of liability insurance to the liable party. If this was the case, AND your injury was caused by a defective product (etc.), then it might be wise to get your own lawyer if you felt you weren't being treated fairly.

      --
      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
  144. MP3 PLayers/Hearingloss-EVIDENCE. by happyfrenchy · · Score: 1

    http://notmtv.tv/index.php?option=com_content&task =view&id=26&Itemid=37 Will an Mp3 player destroy your hearing? If so, are the manufacturers liable? This is an independent, investigative report, that uses science and technology to answer the question... Does hearing loss occur when listening to portable devices at high volumes? "Not Mainstream Typical Videos" feels that it's important to make sure that our government never creates a law which limits the volume, or decibel(dB), in our Mp3 players and other portable devices. Soon, all of our portable devices could possibly be regulated by legislation. It has already happened in France. Is this something we want? NOTMTV.TV feels that manufacturers should not be regulated. But at the same time, consumers should be made more aware of the real dangers these devices present. Especially considering young children, who tend to push their volumes to the maximum, simply because they don't know better. http://notmtv.tv/index.php?option=com_content&task =view&id=26&Itemid=37

  145. Re; Apple Sued by qazwart · · Score: 1

    What? This guy is suing Apple?

    No seriously, could you repeat it. I had my iPod on and wasn't paying attention...

  146. Ironic that the quote of the day is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For certain people, after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex. -- Gore Vidal

  147. WHAT..... by CodeMoney · · Score: 2, Funny

    i can't hear you. type louder.

  148. The only way I see it being better by phorm · · Score: 1

    Is if the portal players had an auto-normalization feature or auto-volume-adjust. Even my car stereo etc can scare the bejeezus out of me if my playlist goes from a classical (quieter, so volume up) to hard rock (louder volume, blasting) song without me expecting it.

    Still, the user has ultimate control over volume. If you're putting it too high, you carry the blame for what it does. Really this isn't much smarter than sueing MacDonalds for one's own obesity....

    1. Re:The only way I see it being better by Jasin+Natael · · Score: 1

      AFAIK, the iPod already supports this. You just turn on "Sound Check" in the iTunes prefs, and it will pre-scan your whole library, setting volume adjustments. Anyone care to confirm that these settings transfer to the iPod? I'm convinced they do, but I don't have any quantitative trials to base this opinion on.

      Jasin Natael
      --
      True science means that when you re-evaluate the evidence, you re-evaluate your faith.
    2. Re:The only way I see it being better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      My ancient 2nd Gen iPod has an option to enable sound check. I'd be surprised if there were any that didn't.

    3. Re:The only way I see it being better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As does my 1st gen (!)

    4. Re:The only way I see it being better by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      I think it does transfer over, although it works on some songs better than others. I still have one playlist that I listen to at the gym (with my 3G player) that has one particular song that blasts the hell out of me if I'm not ready for it and turn the volume down. And I have Sound Check turned on.

      Although to be honest, I've never really A/Bed it through the iPod with Sound Check on and off. It takes too long when you turn it off and then on again for me to do it.

      --
      "Ladies and gentlemen, my killbot features Lotus Notes and a machine gun. It is the finest available."
  149. I Want My IPOD (and other things) Louder by nincehelser · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have hearing loss that didn't become apparent until my 30's.

    A good part of it is genetic (a fact I didn't find out until recently). Another good part is also from being in loud environments (driving tractors, working in a coal-fired power plant, computer machine rooms,etc.). I also had lots of middle-ear infections as a kid.

    I wore hearing protection when it was recommended. I didn't listen to *really* loud music (no concerts), and I didn't start wearing headphones until my hearing loss was already apparent.

    I wear some pretty advanced hearing aids, but they aren't great for listening to music (I lose too much bass). I like to take them out when listening to music, and I typically have to crank my iPod close to the maximum volume. I've had to return laptops because they just didn't have enough audio "ooomph".

    I use the most efficient headphones I can (based only on my perception), but many electronic devices just fall a little bit short of having a comfortable volume. I need an extra boost. I've tried a few sound boosters for headphones, but haven't found one I really like (If someone has some good recommendations, I'd appreciate it)

    I'm really going to hate it if they impose more severe limits on volume. I'd like the option of going a bit higher.

    I understand the higher volumes can still be damaging if you have hearing loss, but I can't really enjoy music otherwise.

    The population is aging, and everyone's hearing is just going to get worse. Just wait until you guys find out hearing aids aren't covered by insurance! (I'm hoping that will change soon)

    Now, if someone would just get on the ball and sell hearing aids with built-in bluetooth, I'd be very, very, happy. (If there isn't a patent on this already, it is mine! ;)

    If anyone knows of any home-brew hearing assistance device projects, please let me know!

  150. Get a headphone amp by metamatic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Even ignoring loudness, the iPod has issues driving headphones. Bass, in particular, is mushy. I got an Xin Mini, it's about the size of a box of matches, takes 3xAAA cells, and will comfortably drive a pair of full-size Sennheisers. It also has a binaural crossover circuit, so the stereo image sounds much better.

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    GCHQ Quantum Insert installed. If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak
  151. I think I'm going to sue Kenmore by CatOne · · Score: 1

    If I turn the burner on full blast, and put my hand on it. I get burned. That's dangerous!

  152. Suxx0r! by Doctor+Memory · · Score: 1

    If you call them, they'll know you can hear! Unless you were going to call them and just repeat "What?" everytime they spoke.

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    Just junk food for thought...
  153. LOL. Give him a RIM job? by CatOne · · Score: 1

    Sounds an amicable tactic.

  154. of course it's the sticker... by circusboy · · Score: 1

    Had you never looked at a ladder and wondered about the huge number of warning labels on the side?

    The story there, (someone please correct me if I'm wrong, I have no corroboration...) is that a ladder manufacturer was actually sued for making a product on which someone might get hurt.

    hair dryers and the like also have those permanently attached warning labels for similar reasons.

    I blame it on the education system. the science classes I took did explain how electricity and water were not a healthy combination. but they didn't say anything specifically about hair dryers...

    --
    -- it's ridiculous how many people misspell ridiculous... (damn, damn, damn...)
  155. one word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    iDiot

  156. Re: except with McDonalds by vijayiyer · · Score: 1

    You imply that the coffee was significantly hotter than boiling water, but that's not possible. A degree or two, perhaps, since the water is not pure, but the laws of physics prevail.

  157. personal responsibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    at what point do people start to take responsibility for their freaking actions

    if you drop hot coffee on your lap, well guess what, you are gonna get burned. if you walk out in front of a car, you might get run over. if you listen to loud music you might hurt your ears. Think about it, and deal with it.

  158. Re: except with McDonalds by riflemann · · Score: 1
    #2 If you spilt coffee on you from a restraunt or that you made yourself you would probably not even manage FIRST DEGREE burns These were THIRD degree burns, the kind your more used to seeing from actual fires and not boiling water.

    I'm sick of this argument. I've no idea about your lukewarm coffee, but coffee is supposed to be served at near boiling point. 96 degrees is going to give anyone third degree burns, so this is something that should be expected. The last time I had a coffee at McDonalds, it was ridiculously cold, and anyone who claims that serving it at 90 degrees+ just doesn't know what coffee is.

  159. Re: except with McDonalds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And finally it was not the defendant who sued for millions, it was the jury who awarded it becuase it was "unspecified" and the jury specifically said 3million was picked because it was the sales for one days worth of coffee at McDonalds and the jury thought that they needed to prove the company memo wrong.

    And she only ended up with about $400,000.

    http://www.ssqq.com/archive/responsibility03.htm

  160. Re: except with McDonalds by DeadMilkman · · Score: 1

    Very good, definately a miss speak on my part.
    -
    The it was mearily very very hot. 180-190 degrees (82-87 C)
    Avg coffee is served at 150-160F (~65C-70C)

    I "meant to say" hot water... Hindsight 20/20 and all that

    *bows You are correct sir.

  161. That's not funny. by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

    It would be funny if it didn't have such a good chance of actually happening. Especially the shareholder lawsuit.

  162. Funniest part of TFA by lostboy2 · · Score: 1

    Although the iPod is more popular than other types of portable music players, its ability to cause noise-induced hearing isn't any higher, experts said.

    Damn all that noise-induced hearing!

  163. Fucking retarded Americans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just how much hotter than boiling water is McDonalds coffee? You mean no one else uses boiling water to make coffee in the US? Is it too dangerous?

    They also tried to sue McDonalds for making you fat. Imagine, food can make you fat. There are just so many stupid lawsuits in the US because sometimes they win. Has common sense fled the country?

    Stores need a disclaimer:
    "This area is dangerous to idiots. By entering you agree that have common sense and an understanding that includes BUT IS NOT LIMITED TO:
    Hot liquids may burn you
    Any hot object may cause burns
    Utensils are painful when inserted in the eye
    Excessive consumption of food may cause obesity
    etc.

    If you are unwilling or unable to comply, please pay $100 for additional insurance."

  164. But there's a warning in the documentation by Expert+Determination · · Score: 1

    And there's a warning on any set of headphones you might buy to use with your iPod.

    --
    "The White House is not an intelligence-gathering agency," -- Scott McClellan, Whitehouse spokesman.
  165. I'll be suing jeep next. by the+grand+asdfer · · Score: 1, Funny

    They let me drive my car faster than the legal limit, and I received a ticket. Nowhere in the users manual did it warn me of that!

  166. maybe Pete Townshend was right by santaliqueur · · Score: 0

    See Me
    Feel Me
    Touch Me
    Deafen Me

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    I do not accept czechs.
  167. Apple should have put a WARNING on their product by FoxyFox · · Score: 1

    Hi, I agree this is stupid. I can't imagine that something similar could happen here in Europe. That said, I think Apple should have put a warning on their iPod products. I recently bought Grado Labs headphones (Sr 125, Recommended!!), and they had a big warning, an A4 paper, regarding this problem. It seems that Apple think it is more important tell us not to steal music, than take care of our health. Regards FoxyFox

  168. Look on the bright side. by userjoe · · Score: 1

    Add 'Learn American Sign Language' to the list of things iPod can help you do. iPod users are so occupied thinking of other ways to use their devices other than using it to listen to music like it was intended. Crank it up, you'll always be able to read the ID3 tags.

    CD MP3 Player, unlimited storage, 700MB 'memory cards' only $0.10 each.

  169. Not true by geekoid · · Score: 1

    As it turns out, just creating a seal the ear, but not sound proof, can damage your hearing.

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  170. suing... for *potential* damages??? since when? by mattstorer · · Score: 1
    From TFA:

    Patterson does not know if the device has damaged his hearing, said his attorney, Steve W. Berman, of Seattle. But that's beside the point of the lawsuit, which takes issue with the potential the iPod has to cause irreparable hearing loss, Berman said.

    (emphasis mine)

    okay, so by this logic, we could:
    • file a class action lawsuit against car manufacturers, because cars have the potential to go fast, and if you hit stuff when driving quickly it can kill you! (forget hearing loss, this is much worse!)
    • sue all food manufacturers because certain foods have the potential to cause obesity, diabetes, high blood pressure, increase your cholesterol, etc. - the list is nearly endless! (hey, food is dangerous, folks, be careful)
    • file a lawsuit against your next-door neighbor for having a pet dog, because the dog has the potential to come into your house and bite off your nuts when you're sleeping (it could happen)


    Point is, IIRC (but IANAL), I don't think you can file lawsuits for potential damages, just real ones. (someone care to correct me on this and prove just how stupid the US legal system really is?)

    This guy is wack, right up there with Ms. I-didn't-know-steaming-hot-coffee-could-burn-you, except she actually got burned, so this guy is worse.

    Matt
  171. Hi, I'm a moron, who can't adjust the volume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the idiot is going to sue Apple, make it something that actually matters. Just because the dude is stupid enough to blast the volume doesn't mean Apple is at fault. What ever happen to common sense? The Law isn't suppose to prevent people from doing idiot things. If people really want government to control everything, then there should be an idiot law. All idiots must be licensed by the government to operate each device and demonstrate proper usage.

  172. Re: except with McDonalds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    THAT is very hot???
    Don't you ever drink coffee in portugal please,... First goes (almost) boiling water to the cup to make it hot, so the coffee can stay hot for some time. and the whater to make the coffee is actually vapor, so you'll be served with something near the 100C .

  173. Holy Shit ! Another fucking Handholding lawsuit by up2ng · · Score: 1

    I am going to start a class-action against my Mother, Wife, Cockatoo, every construction site I've walked past, and every person who has ever honked the car horn when my head was under the hood (that's loud you bastards), all of which are definatly louder than 115dB! And my mother absolutely screamed more than 28 seconds a day.
    On a more serious note....

    Oh well, here goes my good karma.
    Doesn't anybody take goddamned responsibilty for their actions anymore? I am tired of people complaining about ANYTHING THEY HAD CONTROL OVER !
    There are no excuses at all, if your iPod/mp3 player can play 115dB and you know this DON'T DO IT, 110 dB and up will cause pain. If you are feeling pain and you still keep it up that loud then I say you are an idiot and didn't need you hearing to begin with. There is a reason it is called a volume control, it is there to ....well you know , stop you from being a danger to yourself.
    From the article
    The iPod players are "inherently defective in design and are not sufficiently adorned with adequate warnings regarding the likelihood of hearing loss," according to the complaint, filed Tuesday in U.S. District Court in San Jose, Calif., on behalf of John Kiel Patterson of Louisiana.

    The suit, which Patterson wants certified as a class-action, seeks compensation for unspecified damages and upgrades that will make iPods safer. Patterson's suit said he bought an iPod last year, but does not specify whether he suffered hearing loss from the device.

    Patterson does not know if the device has damaged his hearing, said his attorney, Steve W. Berman, of Seattle. But that's beside the point of the lawsuit, which takes issue with the potential the iPod has to cause irreparable hearing loss, Berman said.

    "He's bought a product which is not safe to use as currently sold on the market," Berman said. "He's paying for a product that's defective, and the law is pretty clear that if someone sold you a defective product they have a duty to repair it."


    I say BULLSHIT "not sufficiently adorned with adequate warnings" should be not sufficiently adorned with a clue. Can we please stop with having warning labels on everything, we as a society (America, EU and others haven't gotten this bad yet) need to realize the Coffee is hot, Smoking is dangerous and fatty foods make you fat. There are too many Lawyers and it is destroying our day to day life. I say that we need to enact "Loser Pays" for court filings & fees and you will see how fast this type of frivolity stops.

    P.S. Mr Patterson & Lawyer, can you guys just make money like the rest of us? Apple (and other frivolous lawsuit targets) are not replacements for the Powerball/Megamillions jackpots and years of hard work.

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    1. Re:Holy Shit ! Another fucking Handholding lawsuit by The+Shoehorn · · Score: 1

      I agree 100%, people need to STOP sueing just because they feel like they want to make a quick buck. People like that need help....a bunch of assholes.

  174. Incorrect monetary numbers by geekoid · · Score: 1

    There were several appeals, and she got an undisclosed amount under a million.

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  175. Not the coffee hype again... by PoeticExplosion · · Score: 5, Informative
    The facts about the McDonalds suit.

    The McDonalds coffee suit has NOTHING to do with frivolous lawsuits such as TFA. Here are a few important facts about the McDonalds case:

    1. McDonalds coffee was held at temperatures at 180 degrees, 40-50 degrees higher than normal coffee, which is hot enough to produce a 3rd degree burn in as little as two seconds.

    2. The plaintiff, a 79-year old woman, spent eight days in the hospital recieving skin grafts for 3rd degree burns covering 6% of her body.

    3. There were 700 similar incidents, including some as serious as the plaintiff's.

    4. She only asked for a $20,000 settlement; McDonalds refused.

    6. The actual compensatory award was $200,000, the other $2.7 million (2 days of McD coffee sales) was punishment for McDonalds' "reckless, callous and willful" conduct. This was later reduced to only $480,000.

    There are some stupid lawsuits, but most of them don't win. And if you're going to argue the point with anecdotal evidence, at least research your anecdotes.

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    1. Re:Not the coffee hype again... by Pedrito · · Score: 1

      1. McDonalds coffee was held at temperatures at 180 degrees, 40-50 degrees higher than normal coffee, which is hot enough to produce a 3rd degree burn in as little as two seconds.

      So your contention is that most people keep their coffee at 130-140 degrees? That's luke warm.

      I generally keep my coffee between 180 and 200. Basically it goes from boiling water to french press to thermos. I figure it's down to at least 200 when it hits the thermos and slowly cools over the following hours...

      If you bother to do a gGogle search on the words: coffee temperature, you'll find that most coffee is brewed at damn close to boiling, if not boiling, which is why the pump in a drip coffee maker is called a "boiling water pump." You think it loses 40-50 degrees before it's done brewing? I doubt it.

      Anyone who spills hot coffee on themselves and expects not to get burned is, well, stupid. Anyone that sues someone else because they were dumb enough to spill hot coffee on themselves is stupid. I don't care how old the plaintiff was nor do I care how many other people were stupid enough to spill coffee on themselves. They're still stupid.

    2. Re:Not the coffee hype again... by PoeticExplosion · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, you should expect to be scalded if you spill hot coffee. No, you should not have to go to the hospital for eight days, recieve skin grafts, be disabled for 2 years, and be perminantly scarred. Do a search for "mcdonalds coffee". There are plenty of sites that do a better job explaining than me.

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    3. Re:Not the coffee hype again... by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 1

      Well, the clumsy oaf poured it into her lap while she was wearing sweatpants which, (duh) held the coffee against her shin for longer than if you just splash some on yourself and wipe it right off.

      That doesn't change the fact that the coffee *WAS*, in fact, being served at the proper temperature. Read any book or website aimed at the serious coffee connoisseur. The water for brewing coffee should be just off the boil... about 205 degrees. When it's done brewing, it should be about 185; and served immediately. It's a drink that's meant to be SIPPED, not gulped. Hell, even the much-maligned chains like Starbucks and Petes gets that right.

      (Not that anyone who was seriously into coffee would drink that swill they serve at mcdonalds, bet that's entirely beside the point.)

      Fact is, the coffee was served at the proper temperature. Fact is, the stupid wench poured it onto her own damn self. She didn't deserve one damn cent; not from mcdonalds, not from anyone else.

      cya,
      john

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    4. Re:Not the coffee hype again... by jcr · · Score: 1

      The McDonald's case was still a stupid lawsuit. Coffee's hot. It is supposed to be hot. I would expect coffee to be served at a temperature pretty close to boiling, and to have to wait a while before drinking it.

      700 similar incidents? Out of how many tens of MILLIONS of cups sold without incident, to people who knew enough to handle the cup as if it contained a hot beverage? .00007 % or so of Coffee buyers had an accident. Sucks to be them, but it's hardly McDonald's fault.

      Thanks to this woman's BS lawsuit, nobody can buy a hot cup of coffee from McDonald's anymore, even if they are smart enough to handle it. Thanks a bunch, trial lawyers!

      -jcr

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      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    5. Re:Not the coffee hype again... by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      Hi JCR, usually I like what you write, but this time you are not correct. Are you against insulation around live electric wires as well?

      The whole point of the lawsuit was that McDonalds was found to have coffee much hotter than the _industry average_, and that this attitude was dangerous (go read the text referenced earlier). It is impossible to *drink* the coffee at the temperature McD was selling it. They had plenty of warning, they did nothing.

      700 complaints is much much less than the number of persons who actually got burned by McD's coffee. I know I was, I certainly didn't complain. I didn't think it was that dangerous, but when I learned of the case, I wasn't surprised or shocked.

      MD serve coffee at drive thrus, they must expect people will drink it in cars, they must provide safe food and drinks, it's as simple as that.

      You can make coffee as hot as you want in your own home. At a restaurant, you can't, even less if you are serving millions of coffees a day. The whole point of a civilised society is to make reasonable compromises for everybody. It sucks for you that McD won't serve as hot a coffee as you'd like, but you can always go somewhere else.

      However, the next time an elderly lady or a young man spills a McD's coffee on their lap they won't go to the hospital, and that's a net saving to you too, because this could be *you*. In spite of all your best care everyone makes mistakes, and one would be a fool to think that they are immune.

    6. Re:Not the coffee hype again... by jcr · · Score: 1

      Are you against insulation around live electric wires as well?

      Are you in favor of requiring helmets for anyone walking down the street? You need a bit more stuffing in your straw man.

      Look, I read the trial transcript, I've seen the arguments, and I came to a different conclusion than you did.

      The whole point of a civilised society is to make reasonable compromises for everybody.

      Every try to make a cup of tea with lukewarm water? Thanks to this lady's bullshit lawsuit, I can't even get a pot of boiling water in most restaurants.

      Degrading a product to make it safer for the .07% of people who don't know how to handle a cup of hot coffee is hardly a "reasonable compromise".

      -jcr

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      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    7. Re:Not the coffee hype again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The whole point of the lawsuit was that McDonalds was found to have coffee much hotter than the _industry average_, and that this attitude was dangerous (go read the text referenced earlier). It is impossible to *drink* the coffee at the temperature McD was selling it. They had plenty of warning, they did nothing.
      That's not acurate. There were no statistics on industry average avaliable, so the lawyers did their own experiment by going to different donut places and measuring the coffee temperature. In fact most of the better coffee shops now serve at temperatures higher then McDonalds ever did.

      Here are a couple of references:
      law.com - One Lump or Two
      Urban legends and Stella Liebeck and the McDonald's coffee case
    8. Re:Not the coffee hype again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn troll. Supposed connoisseurs are irrelevant. Look again you fool. Examine details. Reality is that the facility was in violation and was in response to exactly the type of problem caused by their violation subject to justified suit in punishment and to pay for repair of damages.

    9. Re:Not the coffee hype again... by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      MD serve coffee at drive thrus, they must expect people will drink it in cars, they must provide safe food and drinks, it's as simple as that.


      They must provide food that is safe to consume they are under NO obligation to satisfy or secure YOUR eating habits. IOW MD is under no responsibility to serve me coffe that I can drink while hanging upside down.

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      T Money
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    10. Re:Not the coffee hype again... by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you did come to a different conclusion than mine because you didn't get burned by McD's coffee around 1991 or so, as I did. My very mild but painful burn arose through lifting (with difficulty) the thin cup top as I was seated at a table at some McD restaurant, and not realizing the cup was very full, and dropping about 5-10% of the content of cup on my left hand.

      That hurt a great deal. I felt stupid but also annoyed at McD for serving coffee that plainly didn't need to be that hot. No one can drink coffee at around 180F or so. Obviously I had been at many restaurants besides McD before and I had never been served, it seems, coffee that hot. Hence when the lawsuit was announced I wasn't in the least surprised at the decision.

      As for tea I agree with you. You need boiling water to make tea. Most sensible restaurants will make tea for you at the coffee machine on the business side of the counter. McD's current business model doesn't allow for this level of service, but it doesn't mean one can't get good tea made in this country.

    11. Re:Not the coffee hype again... by jcr · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you did come to a different conclusion than mine because you didn't get burned by McD's coffee around 1991 or so, as I did.

      More like, I came to the conclusion I did as a matter of principle.

      I felt stupid but also annoyed at McD for serving coffee that plainly didn't need to be that hot.

      So, rather than take responsibility for your own clumsiness, you decided to blame the vendor? Well, that may have worked for you as an ego-saving strategy, but it seems rather less than honest to me.

      And no, i would not have come to a different conclusion if I had done the same thing to myself. I gave myself a very nasty cut with an X-Acto knife once. I didn't sue them for making it sharp.

      -jcr

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      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    12. Re:Not the coffee hype again... by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      Upside down coffee drinking is not reasonable, and well nigh on impossible.

      It is however reasonable to expect that some people will spill some coffee on themselves, even when seated. This can happen any number of ways through no fault of their own, for example when another customer stands up and moves about, or during normal operation of the coffee cup, e.g. when lifting the cup top, and as a matter of fact it happens all the time and cannot be easily prevented.

      It is unreasonable to accept relatively frequent 3rd degree burns due to coffee spills. They cost too much to society and it's impossible to expect people not to spill their coffee. As a matter of fact there was ample evidence that (a) people were spilling their coffee left right and center, (b) the coffee was too hot, (c) as a result of both these facts people were being sent to the hospital by the hundreds *and* (d) McD knew about these very well.

      The best solution is to stop the hazard at its source, clearly here the scalding coffee.

      One needs boiling water to *make* coffee or tea, one doesn't need near boiling temperature coffee for drinking. One can make coffee that is too hot to drink except carefully and slowly yet is not scalding. As a matter of fact many, if not most restaurants manage that feat quite well.

    13. Re:Not the coffee hype again... by jcr · · Score: 1

      The best solution is to stop the hazard at its source, clearly here the scalding coffee.

      And what if other people don't want to live in a mommy society that attempts to child-proof the world?

      -jcr

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    14. Re:Not the coffee hype again... by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      Nice ad hominem, JCR, are you running out of cogent argument ?

      > So, rather than take responsibility for your own clumsiness, you decided to blame the
      > vendor? Well, that may have worked for you as an ego-saving strategy, but it seems rather
      > less than honest to me.

      Sorry, where did I blame the vendor? I went to the bathroom and put my hand under cold water like one is supposed to do, and McD was never even aware of the problem. What would you have done?

      I just wrote that I wasn't surprised at the verdict given my own experience. I've spillt hot beverages on myself more than once both at home and in restaurants. Sometimes other people spillt their own beverages on me. Perhaps I'm more clumsy than others or unlucky in that respect, I don't know but I've never made a fuss.

      The one that burnt most was McD, by a long shot. It suggests to me that McD's coffee was hotter than necessary to the point of being dangerous, exactly what this lawsuit found.

      I didn't feel particularly vindicated, just not surprised. Is that so hard to understand?

    15. Re:Not the coffee hype again... by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      I think I'll call you JCR-Uberman from now on :-)

      > And what if other people don't want to live in a mommy society
      > that attempts to child-proof the world?

      At my wife's work, in a packaging plant, a contractor was one day crushed to death by a cold water pipe that fell on him from 20 feet high. The enquiry showed that the plant met most safety standards but that one water pipe had been installed clumsily. The McD story is the same. If you don't do things carefully and thoughtfully people get hurt needlessly.

      It's not about child-proofing the world, it's about avoiding accidents that can reasonably be avoided. This is not the 19th century anymore.

      I really think the McD spill story could have happened to you personally in spite of your best care. One moment inattention and that's it, especially if one does ever so slightly underestimate what near-boiling water can do to one's skin. I also really think that if you had had to spend a week in hospital getting skin grafts in the groin area you too would have been thinking about sueing somebody, if only to pay for the care, exactly as this woman did.

      Now think about this. Indeed McD was serving very hot coffee for business reasons, to cater for people who really like very hot coffee. Now this lawsuit didn't prevent them from continuing on. Someone got burned really bad due to this coffee, they lost 2 days of coffee sale, that's not so bad in the grand scheme of things. If so very few people really got burned so infrequently by their coffee like you posit, McD could have decided to meet the cost of retribution, and in particular continue to settle cases of people burned by their coffee.

      But no, McD themselves realized that their coffee really was too hot and dangerous and they lowered its temperature. You are blaming some kind of faceless system for mothering everybody when in fact this is not what happened. The good old market and the rule of law made this arbitration possible.

      Exactly what other kind of system would have worked better in your opinion ? I'm interested to hear.

      Cheers.

    16. Re:Not the coffee hype again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Now think about this. Indeed McD was serving very hot coffee for business reasons"

      Yes. Because the customers prefered it that way, and it also happened to be very safe. One burn complaint per twelve million cups sold proves that (and these complaints arise from someone doing something stupid with it).

      "But no, McD themselves realized that their coffee really was too hot and dangerous "

      No, it was at the recommended temperature, and quite safe.

      "Exactly what other kind of system would have worked better in your opinion ? I'm interested to hear."

      A system in which people like the old lady and her lawyers are jailed for attempting such blatantly frivolous lawsuits. She spilled the coffee herself, and had no legitimate complaint against anyone else.

      "most safety standards but that one water pipe had been installed clumsily. The McD story is the same"

      Not at all. McDonald's was not clumsy; the frivolous plaintiff was. This wasn't one bad cup of coffee: it was the same as a billion others, and the same as the many others the same woman had already consumed.

    17. Re:Not the coffee hype again... by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      Drinking coffee in the car is not reasonable either. It creates an unessesary hazzard on the road. Doesn't prevent people (like this lady) from doing it. When you engage in risky behavior you assume responsibility for the risks you take.

      It is unreasonable to accept relatively frequent 3rd degree burns due to coffee spills.

      700 out of 10 BILLION is relatively frequent? We're talking a rate of 70 burns per year here. Do you know how many places would KILL to have a product with a 99.999993 safety rate?

      The best solution is to stop the hazard at its source, clearly here the scalding coffee.

      The hazzard is quite CLEARLY the people consuming the coffee if 99.999993% of the people manage to sucessfuly manage to consume coffe without burning themselves.

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      T Money
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    18. Re:Not the coffee hype again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What exactly was the violation? Can you point me to the statute? Fucking retard.

  176. Use Screw/Clip-on Headphones by rofthorax · · Score: 1

    It's what I use, it's what my 75 year old father uses..

    We both use Trio MP3 players from Tiger Direct,
    he is not computer literate, but he can use that player
    better (I think) than he could use a 300 dollar iPod.

    I think the solution here is for Apple to pay more attention
    to the alternatives and how the alternatives can be more of an advantage
    than the package they offer..

    I would never use Ear buds for these reasons:

    1. No adequate bass (some elderly can't even hear high frequencies, and a good percentage of the population is elderly, no?)
    2. too close to ear drum (point in case) - closer the headphone, more hearing damage
    3. uncomfortable
    4. clumsy design (easily fall out).
    5. too cheap to manufacturer (apple's reason to sell them), I'm sure they cost about 50 cents to make. Is this the quality you purchased?

    The reason I use clip-on's:

    1. adequate bass
    2. outside ear (not too close)
    3. comfortable (work like ear muffs on a cold day).
    4. clips can only fit on ears in one way, left clip only works on left ear, you can't screw up the orientation.
    5. still fairly cheap to manufacturer, but not cheap (quality-wise).

    Problems with mp3 players in general: lack of a compressor filter to equalize the amplitude for each audio file. This is needed more for podcasts, iTunes could pre-compress the sound before storing on the iPod's, or they could offer a filter that works on the audio as it comes out of the iPod.

    I personally think more of the people buying iPod's buy them for
    A. popularity (keeping up with the joneses)
    B. inspired by Mac's (I'm an ex-amiga owner, I know how this works, I
    don't buy anything anymore based on vain perception, I only buy stuff for
    the quality, I still have yet to understand the iPod business model).

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  177. Trial Lawyers Inc. at work again by TonyXL · · Score: 1

    The trial lawyer industry continues to thrive on the culture of victimization.

    P.S.: Guess which political party trial laywers support?

  178. i guess the attorneys... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    will add the following question on their juror questionaire...

    "have you ever heard of or read any material off of /.?"

    i agree, this person is being unreasonable.

    the question is, how long until the "system" tells him this and make shim just go away?

  179. Additional Suit Launched! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In a subsequent filing, John Kiel Patterson of Louisiana has brought a suit against Bausch & Lomb, makers of RayBan sunglasses, for loss of vision suffered when he looked directly at the sun while wearing a pair of mirrored aviator-style glasses.

  180. Hearing loss by phliar · · Score: 1
    ... speakers can cause the same damage too (while peeling the paint off the walls and cracking the windows)
    The shocking and sad thing is that the volume doesn't have to be that high to cause permanent damage. I haven't led a particularly bad life as far as sound levels -- not too many rock concerts or gunfire, and I always wore hearing protection while flying. I just hit forty -- and I have squealing (tinnitus) in both ears, and have a little trouble decoding speech if the background's a little noisy.

    Now I always have earplugs with me, and I wear them in every loud situation (trains, planes, machine rooms) but it's a little too late. The irony is that now that I'm older, music is a very big part of my life. To think that I wasted the perfect hearing of youth on random loud backgrounds of the city and music I didn't really care for.

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    1. Re:Hearing loss by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

      I just hit forty -- and I have squealing (tinnitus) in both ears, and have a little trouble decoding speech if the background's a little noisy.

      It may be impossible to tell what loss of hearing is caused by exposure to loud noises, and what
      to aging. The sad fact is that it's normal to lose some hearing as we age, the bones in the middle
      ear become less plyable and don't transmit sound as well, The nerves in the ear may detoriate with
      age,the fluid in the inner ear that transmits sound to the nerve endings can become thicker, and the
      hairs lining the inner ear which pick up the vibrations harden.

      I know that in my 30's I could still hear the flyback transfomer in my tv and in computer monitors, today
      my hearing won't reach that high. I'm sure I've experienced some possible damage due to noise riding
      the subways in NYC in my youth and from other sources (power tools, etc). I'm also sure that some
      of my hearing loss is just due to the fact that I'm now in my 50's. Also not everyone ages at the same
      rate in this regard.

  181. Next On the List by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm suing Johnson and Johnson because I shoved a q-tip too far in my ear. Something should've prevented it from going in that deep.

  182. Utter nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, right, this guy has a case. That's utter crap. He will have a case because half of america are poor, the other half are lawyers, and like 0.1% control all of it anyway.

    So here's my theory. Has anyone ever had a plane go overhead? Really, has anyone ever been to an AIRPORT? Best start law suits against every airport and aerospace company for damaging my hearing.

    Also, this whole REALLY low volume bollocks damaging your hearing. Think for one second: If you have it on REALLY low volume, can you still hear people talking? Er, Yes! Can you still hear cars? Er, Yes! ..... what's my point, well on REALLY low volume the background noise around you is still prominent. Bout time i started suing mother nature and everything that makes a noise ever!! My hearing really should be perfect. Oh wait, I can't sue things that don't have money, why don't i just sue where the money is. Yeah, that'll work.

    You know the french don't even have a department of safety, apparently if you take a risk it's your fault, unless of course you WANT to live in a police state where the government tell you exactly what you can and can't do. Try suing then. Freedom or hearing?.... Freedom or hearing?..... tough call.

    If you sue for something where excercising personal responsibility would have prevented it, then you don't deserve freedom. You clearly can't handle it, and by suing you admit that you don't have any responsibility. Take this guys ass to camp x-ray before he uses a kitchen knife or something.

  183. Infections by eeyoredragon · · Score: 1

    I was told by... someone... can't even remember now (how's that for official?) that such earbuds can increase ear infections over time, and that can lead to hearing loss. I'd be more likely to buy that than volume level at least. Most people I know listen to their music on earbuds way to loud imo. I generally always have to turn it down when I listen to someone elses player.

  184. gun users sometimes experience death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in other news,gun users sometimes experience death

  185. It's all a scam. by not-enough-info · · Score: 1
    It sounds all too like the person who burgled and empty house and fell though the rotten floor boards. Then he sued.
    No, it's like suing the Alcohol producers for creating the possibility of being arrested for DWI. Not, suing for being arrested. Suing for the possibility of being arrested.

    FTA:
    Patterson's suit said he bought an iPod last year, but does not specify whether he suffered hearing loss from the device.

    Patterson does not know if the device has damaged his hearing, said his attorney, Steve W. Berman, of Seattle. But that's beside the point of the lawsuit, which takes issue with the potential the iPod has to cause irreparable hearing loss, Berman said.
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    </stupid>
  186. Concert "volume control" by ab762 · · Score: 1
    I have a number of sets of earplugs up to 30 dB noise reduction. (I got the most drastic ones at a very loud Christian rock event!). You can control your own volume level.

    While 30 dB will not make you comfortable if there's a shuttle launch next to you, it will help at a concert. And, according to this page 43 dB is available. Motorcyclists use these, apparently. OTOH, field studies indicate that you may not get more than half the claimed protection, depending on frequency. That page is pretty technical, but interesting reading.

  187. Hey, I know! by I+Like+Pudding · · Score: 1

    I'm going to sue George RR Martin for making me nearsighted.

  188. Re: except with McDonalds by starfishy · · Score: 1

    You need to reread the Coffee FAQ. Near boiling point is the temperature the water is supposed to be at when it _touches_the_ground_coffee_ while brewing, not when the brewed coffee is served. 60C feels scalding hot to a normal person, 92C causes burns in your mouth, just as it would cause burns on your body.

  189. Why not? by AusIV · · Score: 2, Insightful
    People get fat, they sue McDonalds.
    People get lung cancer, they sue the cigarrette companies.
    People don't realize their coffee is hot, they sue the people who made it (McDonalds comes to mind).
    People break into your house, get trapped in your garage and are forced to eat dog food to survive while you're on vacation, they sue you for emotional distress.

    It seems like a short leap to sue the people who make music players for going deaf.

  190. This reminds me of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Vinigar boy, the site seems to be down tho... and google hasnt cached it. Anyone got a link?

  191. Re: except with McDonalds by fuzznutz · · Score: 1
    #1 No one, NO ONE else in that town or the surrounding area sold coffee anywhere NEAR that hot.

    Non-sequitur. I can only buy a Ferrari at a Ferrari dealership. I am easily able to injure myself in a Ferrarri. Does that make is Ferrari's fault if I do something stupid with their product? Just because a Saturn is unable to hit a tree at 200mph doesn't obviate me of my own responsibilty of using the product in a safe manner.

    #2 If you spilt coffee on you from a restraunt or that you made yourself you would probably not even manage FIRST DEGREE burns These were THIRD degree burns, the kind your more used to seeing from actual fires and not boiling water.
    Again, immaterial. Spilling coffee on your lap is not the natural state. I do not manage risk by permitting first degree burns as acceptable.

    #4 The lady inquestion only sued after McDonalds refused to cover her health expenses. (Which they HAD done in the previous two instances in this state.)
    I have a scar on my leg from a chainsaw muffler. I momentarily rested the chainsaw on my leg as I shifted positions in the tree. Should I have sued McCullough or did I do something stupid? McDonald's generosity on the two prior incidents does not necessarily set a legal precedent.

    #5 A company memo existed that flat out said that it would be cheaper and better marketing slogun to be able to say they had the "Hottest Coffee"

    Hmmmm... McDonald's markets their coffee as the "hottest" and a buyer is shocked when their coffee is hotter than their competitors???? What is wrong with this picture?

    #6 And finally it was not the defendant who sued for millions, it was the jury who awarded it becuase it was "unspecified" and the jury specifically said 3million was picked because it was the sales for one days worth of coffee at McDonalds and the jury thought that they needed to prove the company memo wrong.

    Precisely the problem. Juries apparently cannot distinguish the difference between moral responsibility and legal liability. The lady was involved in an unfortunate accident, but is that the fault of the company? The company did not place the cup between her legs. The company did not open the cup in a moving car. Was the coffee defective? Aparently, not. They were marketing the temperature as a benefit.

  192. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  193. I've got an idea by texaskid · · Score: 1

    "Hurt" him, hurt yourself in the process and sue him for being stupid enough to piss you off to try and hurt him in the first place. Afterall if he can sue Apple for a product he had complete discretion as to whether or not he used it. I can sue him for being stupid enough to piss me off to the level where I have to use necessary force. It was clearly not my fault, he's the one that pissed me off.

    On a serious note, where does it end? Seriously? This frustrates me very much. I think I remember a bash.org comment referring to warning labels and how we should just take them all off and allow the problem to solve itself? (paraphrased) This guy's legally retarded in 9 countries. Seriously.

  194. truth about frivolous coffee lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let us correct some of your misinformation that tries to mislead about this textbook example of a completely frivolous lawsuit:

    "McDonalds in question was serving coffee at temps well above established standards and recommended industry guidelines."

    Entirely incorrect. Please look this up; check web sites involved with coffee information.

    You stated:
    "they were serving it at... 170 to 180 degrees, This was 20 degrees above the norm for hot coffee from a restaurant."

    Let's compare this to the facts:

    boyds.com "serving decanter, and a heat source under the decanter maintains the temperature of the brewed coffee at 185 F".

    de novo: "The STANDARD temperature ACROSS THE ENTIRE FOOD INDUSTRY is a minimum of 170 F. MINIMUM. 190 F is a common target temperature."

    There are plenty of other sites. Everything you can find shows the recommended serving temperature at or above the temperature McDonald's kept.

    "They had already received multiple complaints that their product was too hot, but had done nothing to change it."

    After the lawsuit forced them to serve cold coffee, they got many times more complaints about the coffee being cold. What next? If McDonald's receives complaints that their plastic spoons hurt like hell when you jab them in your eye, they should stop giving away those spoons???

    "If they had served it at accepted industy temps"

    They did.

    "What happened was she received THIRD DEGREE SCALD BURNS."

    She poured the coffee herself! She had 100% responsibility for the burns, not McDonalds. You are forgetting the FACT that this same old lady had bought and consumed many cups of coffee, at this same temperature from this McDonalds. The difference? These other times, she didn't choose to dump it in her crotch and then file a frivolous lawsuit.

    "Hot coffee is expected to be hot."

    Exactly. They even label it as "hot coffee"

    "Hot coffee that causes third degree burns is too hot"

    Really? Consider that during the time they sold coffee of this temperature, they got an astonishing one complaint for every 12,000,000 cups consumed. This is not a matter of a rare defective hyper-hot cup: all of these cups were at the recommended temperature which you falseley claim is "too hot". Almost all of the very few complaints were a result of a coffee purchaser choosing to do something stupid with it (like pour it in their crotch).

    "This court decision was correct because the injury potential was high"

    It was entirely incorrect: the product was safe, and the lady burned herself with it.

    "McDonalds knew about the potential for harm and did nothing to alter their behavior"

    It is not their behavior that caused the burn.

    "Oh, and as to the "now she's rich" part, that too is bogus."

    The exact amount is undisclosed, but realize that she got a significant cash reward for lying in court and trying to get "deep pockets" to make for a mistake only she made.

    1. Re:truth about frivolous coffee lawsuit by Jtheletter · · Score: 1
      God I hate ACs. I read through all of this last year and did a complete breakdown of this case on /. based on a numebr of sources. Here is the one that sums them all up nicely. Also, as to the temps I did not remember the exact values and stated so in my post, you conveniently inserted "..." for the sentence which indicated these values were estimated and to check them for oneself. The important point being that the McDonalds temp was well above industry standards.

      "Lawyers found that McDonalds makes its coffee 30-50 degrees hotter than other restaurants, about 190 degrees. Doctors testified that it only takes 2-7 seconds to cause a third degree burn at 190 degrees. McDonalds knew its coffee was exceptionally hot but testified that they had never consulted with burn specialist. The Shriner Burn Institute had previously warned McDonalds not to serve coffee above 130 degrees."
      quoted from here

      The standard to which I was referred byt he sites that broke down this case was the internation coffee association website which states guidelines and best practices, although it is by no means an industry standard in the sense that many industries produce hard guidelines. While McDonalds was certainly within their rights to turn the temp up, most restaurants were below what McD's was serving at.

      Here's a novel idea for you. Brew some coffee at 190 degrees, pour a cup and maintain the rest at 190. Now let the poured cup cool to 160 or 165, try it. You'll find that's a fine 'hot' temperature, not too cold as you claim. Now try to drink the other coffee at 190 degrees and notice how you burn the shit out of your mouth. And as to her "deep pockets" gold digging, the original suit asked only for $20,000 in medical expenses, which you also conveniently glossed over. It was only upon all denial by McDonalds for settlement that the amount was raised. The final settlement value, by the way, WAS released and was $480,000. There are well-established laws that punish companies for knowingly engaging in behavior or practices that are considered unsafe. Thus despite the fact that the woman played a role in her injury, McDonalds was considered partly at fault and found guilty of "willful, reckless, malicious or wanton conduct".

      Unlike your unsubstantiated rebuttal I have provided two links that support my facts. If you google for "mcdonalds + coffee + lawsuit" you will find many other sites that repeat these same facts, and if you look hard enough you'll probably find the court documents from which these sites got their information. It's completely tracable and you are dead wrong. A product intended for immediate human consumption should be able to be consumed by humans without causing third degree burns. I would say that a food or drink that causes immediate and severe injuries (requiring a skin graft is certainly severe!) is an unsafe product. How can you argue otherwise?

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  195. Upgrades... by WiggyWack · · Score: 1

    The suit, which Patterson wants certified as a class-action, seeks compensation for unspecified damages and upgrades that will make iPods safer.

    Apple has made upgrades. It's called ADJUSTABLE VOLUME.

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  196. The real problem is... by mulcher · · Score: 1

    The real problem is what to set the volume to? How loud is too loud? I have no idea.
    I shouldn't be able to max out my ipod ever (especially when on a noisy airplane). It
    is very easy to get the ipod at max volume in an airplane. How many people know this is
    bad for them?

  197. Click Wheel Lawsuit? by ml10422 · · Score: 1

    I've almost gotten into an auto accident before because I was futzing around with my iPod's click wheel, trying to select a new podcast to listen to. Can I sue?

  198. Once upon a time in...USA by mimio · · Score: 1

    It seem like in USA (not America. America is a whole continent), people likes to blame someone else for their irresponsabilities. A way to get easy money. You cannot sue somebody else because of your stupidity.

  199. Hearing Loss at Low Levels Is Real by caffineehacker · · Score: 1

    When you listen to ear buds the pressure in your ear is higher than it normally is. This is where a lot of the damage comes from, not from how loud the music is. I don't think it is common sense to know this so a warning label would definitely be warrented. Though I do dissagree with a lawsuit since studies have been out for awhile about this so people who care should already be aware.

  200. Easy techfix - measure dB, show safe time by ankhank · · Score: 1

    Techfix -- simpler than the hardware used for noise-cancelling, straightforward, every audio player could do this.

    Measure the sound level at each output -- probably doable with a simple transducer; provide the user feedback on the display saying "at this level you can listen safely for X minutes".

    This would take into account the variation in loudness of individual earbuds -- taking the measure right inside the ear canal where the damage is going to occur.

    Heck, offer an option to actually damp the sound level down to the user's specified listening time. Simple matter of programming.

    Of course it'd be easier to use a warning like the laser labs do:

                  WARNING -- Do Not Switch Earbud To Functioning Ear

    But that would be wrong, it'd waste customers.

  201. This is news??? by sholdowa · · Score: 1

    I just happened to be working in hearing research when the Walkman first came out. We tested the max sound levels ( with the aid of Motorhead IIRC ), and you could easily present levels akin to being really close to Concorde at takeoff - damaging levels.

    This was in the early 80's, and I don't remember anyone sueing Sony... for that anyway.

  202. Bulls#!t. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the difference here is that the volume knob is slippery as f*ck. it's not like a normal stereo, walkman, etc. where you can twist a knob to a specified point with complete control.

    when i work out with my nano, it's MUCH harder to keep the volume under steady control when adjusting it. anyone with a newer ipod with this type of clickwheel can attest to accidentally blasting the f*ck out of their ears by rubbing the wheel just a tad too quick.

    my guess is this is the angle the lawyers will work.

  203. Grammar damage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "As it turns out, just creating a seal the ear, but not sound proof, can damage your hearing"

    You ams damaged of grammar, not creating of subject hearing damage. ("just creating a seal the ear"? wtf???)

  204. Its in the manual!! by bennini · · Score: 2, Informative
    This is gonna be thrown out fast. The user manual for my Mini specificially has a section entitled Safety and Cleaning

    Avoid Hearing Damage Warning Permanent hearing loss may occur if earbuds or headphones are used at high volume. You can adapt over time to a higher volume of sound, which may sound normal but can be damaging to your hearing. Set your iPod mini volume to a safe level before that happens. If you experience ringing in your ears, reduce the volume or discontinue use of your iPod mini.


    How is this even an issue?? i take it the guy comes from the same gene pool as the woman who sued mcdonalds over the coffee being "too hot."
    what's he want?
    a big fat label on the back of his iPod saying "CAUTION...if ur a fucking idiot and turn the volume up too loud, you just might get Tinnitus"
  205. Ain't America great! by Ponga · · Score: 0

    This guy is a dick that's out for some $$$ no matter who gets screwed. Plain and simple. I mean, come'on... he's from Louisiana, he can't really have a steady income in the first place!
    -Ponga

  206. What's your alternative, again? by ianscot · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The assumptions made in this post of yours are insulting to essentially everyone involved in any court case. Perhaps you should experience what it's like to be on a jury, civil or criminal, and then come to a more considered judgment.

    Granted, the U.S. system has its flaws, and any oppositional model presents a jurist with seemingly crazy, contradictory information to work through, but I'm not stumbling across better models out there anywhere. What's your alternative? Solomonic wisdom dispensed by all-powerful judges? Or what?

    Our civil court system does put the burden of frivolous lawsuits on the people bringing them. Personally, for example, I'm not considering suing Microsoft for the endless frustration their risibly awful API has brought me -- because I'd have to foot a lawyer's bill with no chance of winning, and Microsoft has the legal resources to eat my lunch. The lawyers know that'd be a losing case so they won't take it without the money up front. Ta da! Deterrence.

    In any case the U.S. legal system is hardly, hardly skewed against big corporations and for the "little guy." Paid any attention to politics over the last 26 years?

    It's appalling to me how completely the "tort reform" folks, whose position is always that we need to limit damages, control public discussion of the legal system. They distort unbelievable corporate conduct until the public has its head up its ass about stuff like the Mickey-D's coffee case. These folks don't have your best interests at heart, or those of our society. They're about protecting the people who give them money. And that's not you or me.

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    "Fundamentalism" isn't about divine morality. It's about human authority.
    1. Re:What's your alternative, again? by Kohath · · Score: 2

      The assumptions made in this post of yours are insulting to essentially everyone involved in any court case.

      There are exaggerations in the post. This is effectively how courts work though -- or at least they CAN work that way. They've ceased to be an instrument of justice and are now used to steal and extort money from innocent defendants for the benefit of lawyers.

      I didn't break the courts. I want them fixed. So I don't have to pay extra for every product I buy. So I don't have to be afraid I'll be the one who gets robbed-by-court-ruling. So I don't lose my job or my health care because of liability expenses. Ans so we can go back to being a free country instead of one ruled by judges and lawyers.

    2. Re:What's your alternative, again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's really appalling to me is that people (by nature, it would seem) cannot easily come to some sort of middle ground, and do the "right" thing (hard to define, I know). Instead, one person/group has to take one extreme stance, and the other immediately makes a dive for the complete, polar opposite, and then we get shitty, expensive solutions to real problems.

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  208. I hope Apple counter sues. by rspress · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Since this guy singled out Apple rather than all earbud makers or all media players shipped with earbuds Apple should counter sue claiming what this lawsuit is, a nuisance lawsuit.

    If Apple needs a witness I have been using my iPod for years and at full volume and I have not lost my hearing at all.

  209. Annoying by thedillybar · · Score: 2, Funny

    These warnings can be very annoying. On my Sony Ericsson, every time I hit SPEAKERPHONE, I must confirm that I am aware that this may damage my hearing. AFAIK, there is no way to permanently shut this reminder off, presumably because someone else could pick up my phone and not receive the warning.

    This is slowly getting out of control...

  210. Re: except with McDonalds by jeff4747 · · Score: 1
    but coffee is supposed to be served at near boiling point. 96 degrees is going to give anyone third degree burns

    Coffee is supposed to be served so that it causes 3rd degree burns on the inside of your mouth....boy that sounds like a wonderful beverage.

  211. What about loss of eysight? by ant · · Score: 1

    Those earphone plugs are pointy!

  212. French IPod is 'safe' by sodul · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well this is not specific to the iPod. We've known for years that portable players, back from the old Walkman can damage your ears.

    French law limits the output of 'portable players' so the iPod sold in France has a different firmware from anywhere else in the world.

    Something they could do is to have an option (maybe deep in the preferences) to limit the volume to a maximum safe level. If someone wants it louder, then he could unlock the full potential of the iPod, after agreeing on the warnings.

  213. Do not taunt happy fun ball by jitterysquid · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do not insert iPod in any bodily orifices, no matter how convenient.
    Do not use headphone cord to tow your boat.
    Do not superglue iPod to upper arm because you are too cheap to buy an exercise armband.
    Do not pull out battery and attempt to eat lithium goo.
    Do not rip off plastic cover, whittle it into a knife, and plunge it into your heart.

  214. Hearing loss lawsuit by jjjolton · · Score: 1

    F*cking baby. I've been living with hearing aids since I was 3 years old. I have owned three iPods and enjoy my music immensely with a little hardware hacking. This schmuck is just out for a quick buck, and if he really does feel damaged by it - DEAL WITH IT!! Common sense kinda pretty much says that you use too much of something (food, drugs, sound, whatever) it will bite you back. I hope the judge who gets this case tosses it out on its ear! Pun blatantly intended.

  215. Re: except with McDonalds by jeff4747 · · Score: 1
    Disclaimer: IANAL

    Non-sequitur. I can only buy a Ferrari at a Ferrari dealership. I am easily able to injure myself in a Ferrarri. Does that make is Ferrari's fault if I do something stupid with their product?

    No. It would be Ferrari's fault if their cars did something you would never expect given your previous experience with cars. Say, if they exploded if you went over 60mph. You expect that you could be injured in a Ferrari because you know you can be injured in any car, but you would not expect it to turn into a shrapnel-filled fireball at 60mph.

    In most of our experiences, "normal" coffee is hot enough to hurt, and possibly cause 1st degree burns. In this case, it caused 3rd degree burns because it was served at such an unexpectedly high temperature.

    Again, immaterial. Spilling coffee on your lap is not the natural state. I do not manage risk by permitting first degree burns as acceptable.

    Goes to what a coffee drinker would expect. You'd expect pain, and possibly first degree burns. So you decide to risk drinking coffee while driving. Instead, you get 3rd degree burns. That Ferrari suddenly shot an iron spike out of the steering wheel when you crashed at 30mph, killing you instead of causing minor injuries.

    I have a scar on my leg from a chainsaw muffler. I momentarily rested the chainsaw on my leg as I shifted positions in the tree. Should I have sued McCullough or did I do something stupid?

    McCullough explicitily warned you in their operator's manual, and stamped "HOT" on the exhaust muffler (assuming your chainsaw is at all like mine). Thus, you knew about it. McD's didn't provide any warning that their coffee is served well above the average temperature, so a reasonable person would expect the coffee to be served near average temperature.

    Hmmmm... McDonald's markets their coffee as the "hottest" and a buyer is shocked when their coffee is hotter than their competitors?

    McD's can claim the "hottest" coffee by being only 1 degree higher than the competition. At that temperature, their coffee would not be dangerous. Advertising the "hottest" coffee doesn't provide enough specifics to know that their coffee is actually dangerous.

    Precisely the problem. Juries apparently cannot distinguish the difference between moral responsibility and legal liability.

    This is why any jury reward is reviewed by professional jurists, also known as judges and appellate judges. And these professionals almost always reduce the jury reward to something "sane", as they did in this case.

    The lady was involved in an unfortunate accident, but is that the fault of the company? The company did not place the cup between her legs. The company did not open the cup in a moving car. Was the coffee defective? Aparently, not. They were marketing the temperature as a benefit.

    The company filled the cup with a substance that caused 3rd degree burns. The company had already caused many incidents of 3rd degree burns, so they knew their product was capable of harming people and they continued to serve it without telling anyone that it was much more dangerous than the "normal" version of the substance. That's where their liability lay.

    As to it's defective nature, it doesn't matter what the advertising for a product is. It can still be considered defective. That iron-spike launching Ferrari would be considered defective as a vehicle even if "launches iron spikes!" was part of their ad campaign. The coffee was considered defective as a beverage regardless of what McD's execs thought.

  216. The Bloody French Ruin Everything by netnomad · · Score: 1

    I'm serious. I was one of the first people to buy a 5gb Rio Carbon when they came out. A few months later, a firmware upgrade came down to the pipe "to make the unit compliant with French laws regarding volume". It made the Carbon so quiet it was almost useless. My point is simply that although Apple made the volume switch, it's your own bloody finger that operates it, and it's not Apple's fault that this idiot doesn't have a brain.

  217. Re: except with McDonalds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Firstly, was she even moving? Secondly, are you aware that she was assigned a non-trivial amount of responsibility for the accident?

  218. It's not the volume, its the users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Am I the only person who has had to break hard / swerve to avoid knocking over some fool jogging down the road plugged into their iPod who was oblivious of traffic on the road ?

    iPods are so cheap now that even idiots can buy them, and they are so simple that the town fool can use one (albeit badly).

    Is there a lawsuit in that too ?

  219. Wake up Dude by ShoobieRat · · Score: 1

    Doesn't this guy know that this is EXACTLY like what happened when Walkmans came out? Seriously, this guy needs a bleeding life.

  220. I just sent an e-mail to the lawyer asking... by j79 · · Score: 1

    if I could join in on the suit.
    Of course, I'll probably get sued for "annoying" him. Thanks BUSH.

    Subject: I WANT IN ON THE iPOD SUIT!!

    I want to sue Apple too! I've bought FOUR of them so far, and my hearing has gone to shit.

    But, I also want to sue Creative, iRiver, Sony, and Sandisk. They all create potentially hazardous devices which should NOT be sold.

    Although I haven't bought one yet (and it hasn't resulted in my hearing loss), I think the fact that they're even producing such devices SHOULD not be allowed.

    While we're at it, can I also sue Nakamichi and Altec Lansing. I bought some of their products, and the volume is SO loud. I swear, I'm going to be deaf here soon. Oh, and Infinity as well. Can we get Mitsubishi as well? (I like to crank the volume up in my car...but it's not my fault that I'm listening to it at a loud level, right? It's the manufacturer cause I'm a fucking moron, right?? Fuck PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY!!!! Let's milk those fuckers DRY!)

    OH, one more, let's also sue the State for all the construction they do around me, as well as the city. I'm sick and tired of all the loud noise. My POOR ears...

    After this, can we tackle Logitech and Microsoft? They keyboards are causing me carpal tunnel syndrome - I don't actually have CTS, but that's not the point. It's a dangerous product.

    Thanks.

  221. Re: except with McDonalds by fuzznutz · · Score: 1
    That Ferrari suddenly shot an iron spike out of the steering wheel when you crashed at 30mph

    In most of our experiences, "normal" coffee is hot enough to hurt, and possibly cause 1st degree burns. In this case, it caused 3rd degree burns because it was served at such an unexpectedly high temperature.
    Your iron spike Ferrari analogy fails. By your own admission, you expect to be burned by spilled coffee. The only controversy at hand is whether or not the extent of the injury constitutes a legal liability on the part of the vendor.

    McCullough explicitily warned you in their operator's manual, and stamped "HOT" on the exhaust muffler (assuming your chainsaw is at all like mine). Thus, you knew about it. McD's didn't provide any warning that their coffee is served well above the average temperature, so a reasonable person would expect the coffee to be served near average temperature.
    So you assert that a simple "HOT" warning sticker is all that would be required to absolve McDonald's of legal liability for burns injuries due to coffee spills? I can assure you that the muffler on an operating chainsaw greatly exceeds the serving temperature of McDonald's coffee. Despite the fact that coffee is universally understood to be served hot, I need only mark the obvious on the cup to shift responsibility to the purchaser.

    That's a pretty tenuous liability asignment for a 2.7 Million dollar punitive award (reduced on appeal to $480,000)

    This is why any jury reward is reviewed by professional jurists, also known as judges and appellate judges. And these professionals almost always reduce the jury reward to something "sane", as they did in this case.
    And judges are subject to all the same prejudices and emotionalism as the juries they review.

  222. I'm suing Porsche! by Dretep · · Score: 1

    911 Turbos are 'not sufficiently adorned with adequate warnings regarding the likelihood of speed killing'. A class-action suit will limit the speed that Porsche, and other manufacturers, allow their vehicles to achieve.

  223. Coffee suit was entirely frivolous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "No, your reasoning is what is wrong with the US. Like most americans you can only think in black and white. Either the woman is responsible or McDonalds is responsible. It's not like that. There is responsiblity on both sides."

    Like many, I think in terms of what is real and what is not. McDonald's had no responsibility at all in this. None at all. The woman spilled the coffee herself, and burned herself.

    "It's risky to buy coffee?"

    Not at all, especially at the temperature McDonald's sold it at, where only one in twelve million ever had a burn complaint. And then, of course, it was when they chose to do something idiotic with it.

  224. I call BS by Frosty-B-Bad · · Score: 1

    I have an iPod, I use it when running and motorcycling, when I'm running it has to be at around 75%-80% volume, just to drown out normal noise, on my bike I always have it at 100% and even then it is just barely loud enough.. I wish it could go louder without distoring the music .. this guy is just stupid.. does he sue the county when they are doing road construction because its loud? that is much louder than an iPod will ever be..

  225. Why are Apple being sued? by Trogre · · Score: 1

    In-ear headphones have been around for fifteen years or so, long before Apple thought of producing and hyping a run-of-the-mill mp3 player.

    I didn't see health warnings on that $10 pair of ear buds I bought for my Zaurus a few weeks ago. Should I sue Philips or Sharp if I can't find the volume knob?

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    "Nine times out of ten, starting a fire is not the best way to solve the problem." - my wife
  226. Hearing Loss is not a joke... by Anti_Climax · · Score: 1

    Except to Gabe and Tycho

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    Even people that believe in pre-destiny look both ways before crossing the street.
  227. 100db max?? by 4km · · Score: 1

    So lets ask a few questions, if apple were to limit the output of the ipod to 100db what would that actually do. Well there are several problems. Number 1 to limit something means to prevent the voltage from getting to loud. In that you have to know the impedance of the headphones that you're using. So you bought the ipod with apple headphones great, well I use a pair of Shure earbuds and those will drive to a max volume to over 125db vs the apple headphones at 105ish. Not that I listen to the ipod at 125db most often my volume is under a 25 percent but they can get that loud. Number 2 100 db for a long period of time will do damage that's great. Lets talk about 100db, a lot of cars at freeway speed will be awfully close to 100 db, I know for sure that any Harley Davidson will break 100 db. Your average American household TV is quite often louder than 95 db in the living room. And the person who said 110 is painful, he is about 30 db short of that. I happen to work in the professional music industry I care a lot about my ears, in fact without them I wouldn't have a job. Most rock concerts that you go to are at least 110 db in the middle of the room and can easily go over 120, I have worked for a few artists that think 120 is quite. Last thing the ipod hasn't been out long enough to cause real damage to someone's hearing.

  228. Lawyer On Microsoft Payroll by profeti · · Score: 1

    The attorney, Steve Berman, is on retainer at Microsoft!

    1. Re:Lawyer On Microsoft Payroll by xeniast · · Score: 1

      BUMP THIS TO THE TOP !!!

  229. That's odd. . . by NetRAVEN5000 · · Score: 1

    Hmm, that's odd. . . my iPod doesn't make any noise at all, except for the clicking when you push the buttons. . .

  230. Warning! Possible Side Effects by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

    Warning! Side effects may include: loss of hearing, hair loss, rectal bleeding, dry mouth, nausea, constipation, diarrhea, numbness of the extremities, sense of dislocation from reality, the heartbreak of psoriasis, and loss of appetite. Should these or other symptoms persist after five days, discontinue use of iPod and contact a metaphysician immediately. Use only as directed.

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  231. Kill all the fucking LAWYERS!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That'd be a good place to start....

  232. I hereby claim..... by rm69990 · · Score: 1

    I hereby claim against Apple Computers as follows;

    I am an idiot.

  233. SLIPPERY CLICKWHEEL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how many of you ipod owners (i have a nano & this is a huge problem for me.) rub the clickwheel & inadvertently blast the fuck out of your ears?

    this happens to me all the time, even if i'm consciously causcious about it.

    THIS is the difference between suing apple over the ipod vs. suing others for their products. don't give me that 'deeper pockets' crap. they ALL have deep enough pockets & it wouldn't make a difference in a settlement.

    but THIS is what the lawyers will be looking at, and in my opinion, rightfully so.

  234. mod up insightful by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

    Proverbial, non-literal soft drink squirting from my proverbial, non-literal nose.

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  235. Waitaminnit! by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

    You been SCO is claiming that Linux causes hearing loss, too?

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  236. The shoddy ipod volume design does need a change by -Harlequin- · · Score: 1

    The guy has a point though - of all my mp3 players and walkmans and discmans and radios, none have been so dangerious to my hearing (and pain-causing) as my ipod, due to it's poor design.

    The front, back, top, and bottom, are shaped identically, so when I put my hand in my pocket to skip songs, it is not always apparent what part of the machine I will be touching. The control settings lock the volume adjust sensitivity to menu select sensitivity, so the only way to turn down the speed at which the volume will leap to maximum is to make the menu navigation difficult and timeconsuming to use. The volume setting changes whenever the scrollwheel is touched, or even brushed through fabric. The hold switch is little use here - it has to be off to skip songs or make intentional changes to the volume.

    The result of all of these things is that, unlike every other portable music player I've ever owned (which is a lot), the ipod painfully spontaneously blasts up to full volume frequently, despite no intention on my part to change the volume. Just trying to take the thing out of your pocket can blast your ears.

    If you're not used to better designed mp3 players, it might seem like something the user should go the extra mile to try to avoid, but good design should Just Work. Looking at other devices, it's a completely unnecessary design flaw. For a quick fix, it's trivial to uncouple the volume sensitivity from the menu sensitivity, compared to the user difficulty to not accidentally change the volume when using the device normally (such as skipping songs without unpacking it). Flash over substance makes for sucky design.

    However I don't think it's worth suing over. More like just taking it back to the store, get the purchase refunded and buy something with better ergonomics.

  237. frivolous coffee suit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "If she drank the cofFee her mouth would have burned."

    Ermmm... no. The same lady had bought and drank many cups of coffee at the same temperature from the exact same McDonald's restaurant many times before. Without burns, just like all the other customers.

    "All I know is if I burned you I would go to jail"

    This is kind of irrelevant. No, make that totally irrelevant. The oaf who filed the frivolous lawsuit against McDonald's burned herself. Her own actions. Now, I'm sure if you burned someone else with coffee, you might go to jail. But in the case we are talking about the only action involved was by the old lady.

  238. Mandatory warning labels on lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Warning: use of lawyers may result in economic ruin.

  239. Name for this.... by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

    The name for this that us audio guys use is called "signal to noise ratio" and is usually put in these terms:

    As an example let's pretent the signal is 100dB. Ambient noise is 20dB. Therefore the SNR is 80dB.

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    Libertas in infinitum
  240. I used to own Grados too by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

    When I was in school for audio engineering one of our classes required us to purchase Grados. Freakin $250..grr..

    Anyway, they were awesome sounding as long as you were listening to something organic and natural sounding. They were probably the most transparant ears I had ever worn. But when you listened to loud modern music, pop, rock, electronica, etc they didn't to so well in my opinion. They were flat and non-colored which is not what our ears like in those genres. When listening to music of that type I much prefered the Sony MDRs.

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    Libertas in infinitum
  241. Given drivers by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

    The problem is that unless they know which drivers (speaker/transducers) you are using for sure, then they don't know what the actual dB SPL (sound pressure level) are being generated.

    Different speakers have different levels of efficiency. If you pump 1 watt though one it might produce 96dB at 1 ft. However another one might only produce 90dB at 1 ft with the same amount of power.

    They know exactly wha the rating of their speakers are, but they dont know about every other pair of headphones out there. So they cannot effectively limit it because doing so would run the risk that using a 3rd party pair of less efficient ears would be underpowered.

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    Libertas in infinitum
  242. Explain please by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

    Could you please explain what you mean here?

    I am interested.

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  243. IPOD MINI by maxrate · · Score: 1

    I'm commenting late, but I've noticed the volume control on the IPOD mini is TOO sensitive and can jump from quite to insanely loud! It should progressively increase volume when it detects a full on 'loud' setting. It has hurt my ears a few times. A good old potentiometer control with a little bit of tactile resistance stops this 'digital jump' from happening. This could easily be written into the software: WHEN volume gets past 'x' threshold, in 'y' milliseconds, THEN limit progression rate!

  244. Eyes by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

    The eyes have some of the most finely "tuned" muscles in the entire body. That's why whenyou get drunk your vision is the first to go.

    I would suspect that the high SPL was probably actually vibrating your eyeballs and/or your controlling muscles.

    What you then experienced afterwards was called TTS or Temporary Threshold Shift. Your hearing was probably permanantly damaged to a certain extent whether you realized it or not.

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    Libertas in infinitum
  245. Concert protection by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

    Yeah,

    I too bring protection to concerts just in case.... Oh yeah - you mean HEARING protection ;-)

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    Libertas in infinitum
  246. Which event? by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

    Which Christian event?

    Check out my website. Chances are I was behind it ;-)

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    Libertas in infinitum
  247. If your ears are bleeding.... by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

    Then it is already too late, you have blown your ear drums.

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    Libertas in infinitum
  248. Coming up next on Slashdot by bursch-X · · Score: 1

    Adam Baloney sued GOD(TM), because when being born into this world he wasn't told that living is SO DANGEROUS it always ends in death. He is looking for repairs of about $4.95 and a MARS bar*

    *(So he can make a living there selling beer to martians)

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    1. Never tell everything you know.
  249. Man blinded by the sun. by 0xC2 · · Score: 1

    Man blinded after staring at the sun sues God! Congressman demands mandatory sunglasses.

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  250. Re:ignorant, just like M$ users by Webmoth · · Score: 1

    "...it's like suing the maker of a handgun because you were careless with it..."

    Or like saying that Microsoft Windows is insecure because you clicked on the HotBabes.jpg.exe attachment in your email and it trashed your computer and sent itself to everyone in your address book fifty times.

    "Take responsibility for your actions people... if you are too stupid to know the difference between a legitimate email and a scam, then deal with the consequences of your stupidity."

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    Give me my freedom, and I'll take care of my own security, thank you.
  251. Stop the world I want to get off (rolls eyes) by bandmassa · · Score: 1

    Can I launch a class action against people who launch class actions instead of taking responsibility for their own actions? Sheesh!

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    "I hope you like Guinness, Sir. I find it a refreshing substitute for, er... food." Col. Jack O'Neil, SG-1
  252. ANY STEREO Device by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    can cause hearing loss. lets tatoo kids ears with warnings so they can be really protected from themselves.

    idiot

  253. Hot coffee is hot by imagin8r · · Score: 1

    In one of our local designer coffee shops, the paper cups actually sport this warning: "Hot coffee is hot." Yes, and it may contain nuts.

  254. When would that stop? by markovmar · · Score: 1

    So I wonder given that same logic, why would one not sue any major car manufacturer (pick one with good profits of course) because their cars could be driven very fast, even above the speed limits. That of course should be a class-action for all drivers that got a speeding ticket (even if they didn't have a license). Not to forget those that crashed or even killed someone, because perhaps it was not their fault, but the car manufacturer's. One wonders when would common sense prevail, or is it not taught at school any more?

  255. damn, the hurricane missed one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People should beat idiots like this in public. Furthermore MY iPod actually did have warnings about hearing loss. Loud noise causes hear loss you retards.

  256. Re: except with McDonalds by MoneyT · · Score: 1

    No. It would be Ferrari's fault if their cars did something you would never expect given your previous experience with cars. Say, if they exploded if you went over 60mph. You expect that you could be injured in a Ferrari because you know you can be injured in any car, but you would not expect it to turn into a shrapnel-filled fireball at 60mph.

    And any normal person (i.e. a person capable of driving a car to MD and ordering a coffe) would expect that they would be BURNED by the coffe. And personaly, I don't know about you, but if I'm handed a hot beverage I assume that it will burn me severely until I know otherwise.

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    T Money
    World Domination with a plastic spoon since 1984
  257. what a wanker! by thephydes · · Score: 1

    There can only be one respnse to crap like this besides "only in America" and that is What a Wanker!

  258. Here we go again... by Tug3 · · Score: 1

    I hope this guy gets countersued for stupidity and/or greed! I mean, if I'll sit on a burning camp fire. Can I sue the land owner for not putting warning stickers on all the trees:

    "If burned on a camp fire the temperature of such a fire is sufficient to cause permanent damage to human organs."

    What about fire place? The sticker should also mention them. And forest fires? You could easily hurt yourself if cought in one. - Definately a clear case of neglect from the land owner...

    But seriously, I think this kind of idiocy should not get any publicity. It only breeds more idiocy. - Or maybe these guys should just be thrown out of court when they try to file up the suit? Once upon a time even in America there used to be a thing called common sense...

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    If all else fails, pull the plug and get out...
    The Life is out there...
  259. And the problem with output limiting is... by SenorCitizen · · Score: 1

    ...that they limit the output to 100dB maximum on the crappy, yet extremely sensitive earbuds that come with the device. Plug in some less efficient but great sounding 'phones and you barely have enough volume on today's maxed-out compressed top 40 crap. Then try listening to some classical and you can't hear a thing except for the FF bits. And it's not because of hearing loss.

    1. Re:And the problem with output limiting is... by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Yes, and if you plug loudspeakers to the output it's even worse !

      Battery life comes at a price you know, notably limiting the amplification level on the output. If you want to plug something in that requires amplification, add an amplifier or use a self powered/amplified device.

      Don't compare a tiny portable player with your home HiFi system.

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      Made from the freshest electrons.
    2. Re:And the problem with output limiting is... by SenorCitizen · · Score: 1
      Battery life comes at a price you know, notably limiting the amplification level on the output. If you want to plug something in that requires amplification, add an amplifier or use a self powered/amplified device.

      Of course battery life comes with a price. My point was, however, that limiting the output of these devices makes them all but unusable with any headphones less efficient than the crap they come with. If I buy a portable device, I want to be able to use it with quality headphones -- and yes, I'm willing to trade a little battery life for the increase in sound quality. But I don't want to lug around a separate battery powered headphone amplifier.

      I've got a European iPod so I know how bad it can be. Luckily there's a workaround for iPods, but if the US (the biggest market) starts imposing limits as well, there won't be any workarounds for too long.

  260. What the f.. by Chadhulhu · · Score: 1

    Awww, someone beat me to it. This is retarded, absolutely retarded, of course they cause hearing loss. This one will get thrown out.

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    i do not suffer from Insanity... I revel in it.
    1. Re:What the f.. by Edoko · · Score: 1

      Car can crash. Planes fall out of the air. Too much Tylenol can harm. Knives can cut you. Sizzors used in grade school classes can be a lethal weapon. Working near a pile driver without ear plugs can harm your hearing. But listening to an iPod? No. However, the problem with the case might be in the lack of adequate warning. Does anyone know if other players come with warnings? If so, then Apple might be in trouble.

  261. frivolous coffee lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Third degree burns in her crotch were payment enough don't you think?"

    These resulted from something she did, of course.

    "I have never ever in my entire life had a cup of cofee which gave me third degree burns when tried to drink it. There is such a thing as too hot."

    Yet, this coffee wasn't too hot. 700 burn complaints out of a BILLION cups sold. This same woman was able to drink this same hot coffee previously just fine. Did you ever think of that? Can you conceive of a liquid being too hot?

    "Notice that the person who made the coffee and the person who served the coffee escaped all punishment."

    Well, at least something went right. These individuals had absolutely no blame.

    "The corporation shielded them from personal responsibility like they always do."

    In this case, these two weren't responsible at all.

    "Secondly it was too hot. Get that through your thick head. It was too hot for human consumption."

    No, it was at the industry recommended serving temperature. Here is something to get through your thick head: if it was too hot to consume, how come everyone was able to drink it? Not only did she drink the same sort of hot coffee (same temperature) from the same McDonald's many times before: she kept coming back for more. It was quite drinkable.

    "It was hot enough to cause third degree burns. It was too hot."

    A McDonald's plastic spoon can cause blindness if you choose to jab it in your eye.

  262. You want them fixed so they become what? by ianscot · · Score: 1
    I want them fixed. So I don't have to pay extra for every product I buy. So I don't have to be afraid I'll be the one who gets robbed-by-court-ruling. So I don't lose my job or my health care because of liability expenses.

    Yet you fail to suggest any measure that would lead to those outcomes.

    An(d) so we can go back to being a free country instead of one ruled by judges and lawyers.

    That's a tried and true rhetorical fluorish, but personally I don't feel that "judges and lawyers" are ruling our country at all. We do have a government. It's true that our y2k election got called by a clean partisan split down the Supreme Court, but even in that case it was the political figures who appointed those judges who ultimately made that bed.

    Legislators make the law, judges enforce it according to its constitutionality. The idea that personal injury attorneys are running rampant doesn't match my limited experience -- but it gets pimped up in the pop media like I can hardly believe...

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    "Fundamentalism" isn't about divine morality. It's about human authority.
  263. Why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ohh Hell this is another pointless fight over peoples stupidity. Next your going to hear someone going after the maker of a high end sound system becuase it did not warn them that IF *THEY* TURN IT UP THEY RUN THE RISK OF GOING DEAF!

    I hope this get struck down becuase you know what it's my freaking right to go deaf for one thing and I like my music a bit louder than most, so if I go deaf who gives a rats @ss.

  264. Frivolous...and wouldn't help the 'victims' anyway by Cmorum · · Score: 1

    First of all, considering how long we (all third-world countries and above) have been collectively aware that long term loud noises, i.e. music, can cause hearing loss, this sounds like just another typical money-grubbing, underhanded, baseless-but-quite-possibly-profitable, do-anything-to-get-money-because-our-legal-system- is-so-screwed-up-that-we-can, example of our civil legal system at work.

    So, if the court is to believe that this person is so 'logically challenged' that he actually didn't know, simply because this particular product didn't have a warning label, and that he can't connect the fact that ANY device that generates loud and repetitive noise MIGHT POSSIBLY have the same effect as one that did have a label. Well, then hopefully they also believe that no amount of money is going to help him get through life any better than he or she can now.

    Also, this must be the kind of person that they put warning labels on lawn mowers for, so that they can actually understand (apparently, only possibe for them by reading a warning label) that it would be dangerous for him to hold on to the edge of the lawn mower body itself, and use it for hedging ("gee look honey, it says that if I stick my fingers right by the whirling sharp blades that I might lose my fingers...wow, I'd never have thought of that")!!!

    My first gut reactions is that people like this will most likely show up soon on the Darwin Awards lists (after all, sharp knives, cars, electrical wall plugs, banana peels and HAND GRENADES don't all have labels on them either).
    I also don't believe that attorney's that represent this kind of perversion of our legal system should be allowed to practic law.

  265. Re:Frivolous...and wouldn't help the 'victims' any by Cmorum · · Score: 1

    And the worst part appears to be...
    that this person wasn't necessarily even affected by the supposed 'flaw'.

    In other words, let's bring suit solely because some other country (or court) was able to win a lawsuit just like this, not because logic dictates that it is wrong or improper, or that common standards have been purposely disregarded for a marketing ploy or for profit seeking.

    Oh yeah...and let's make it a class action suit, so there might eventually be people in the suit that can possibly prove that they are so stupid that they ruined their hearing with an iPod (and totally without any responsibility on their part), so therefore a possibility exists that I might actually get some money out of this 'flaw'.

    It almost makes one sick!

  266. Noise induced hearing... by CarlHungus · · Score: 0
    its ability to cause noise-induced hearing isn't any higher, experts said..

    Hearing induced by noise? Who would have thought?

  267. You are getting the facts wrong.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The industry standard was 160F, as has been noted"

    No, it is usually considered to be well above that. Check http://www.hammacher.com/about_us/Institute%20Ehel p/ins_December2000.asp: They recommend 180 - 190 degrees.

    "McDonalds chose to deviate from this standard -- no problem so far."

    No, they held to the standard.

    "They did NOT inform consumers that they were significantly higher than the standard"

    They did inform customers. They said it was "hot coffee". The "hot" was the typical expected temperature.

    " I see nothing wrong with that, since McDonald's was in the wrong (in my opinion)."

    As we see with yours, some opinions are incorrect.

    "Her foolish action would not have caused nearly so much damage had it not been for McDonalds' decision to serve coffee dangerously hot *and* not inform consumers how dangerous it was."

    1) It wasn't dangerous.

    2) They did inform consumers.

  268. Finally, someone with some sense! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He will set a precedent for me to sue everyone because I'm an ignorant bastard too stupid to notice the volume control, or hold my cup of coffee! Thank you! Thank You! Then I'll be able to sue weather.com because I pissed in the wind and they didn't warn me about getting wet.

  269. Pedrito, don't be a pendejo. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    I don't care at what temperature you want to burn yourself, that is your problem, if you are dumb enough to be a hazard to yourself, be our guest and post the pictures.

    That a company selling you drinks sells you something that can cause 3rd degree burns (it will not hurt initially btw, your nerve endings would be destroyed, check what a 3rd degree burn is before opening your bocota) is completely unnaceptable.

    If I spill coffee on myself I have a reasonalbe expectation of mitigating the symptoms with a bit of cold water. Spending any time on the hospital receiving skin grafts and being marked for life is not reasonalbe, no seas pendejo.

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    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  270. Then get off our society. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    And enjoy your 3rd degree burns.

    You would not be so cavalier if you have been received a 3rd degree burn due to lack of care.

    It would be childish to sue companies for spilled coffee at a reasonable temperature. A normal temperature spillage is treated with running cold water and you move on with life.

    It is childish to insist that 3rd degree burns are somehow the fault of a person spilling coffee that is clearly not fit for human consumption. That can't be treated easily and your life does not just move on if you are unofrtunate to experience this.

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    1. Re:Then get off our society. by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      You would not be so cavalier if you have been received a 3rd degree burn due to lack of care.


      Whose lack of care? 99.99993% of McDonalds customers manage to drink their coffee without burns (700 burn complaints over a decade, 1 billlion cups of coffee per year) of those 700 how many do you think were 3rd degree burns? Here's a hint, when you do something stupid that 99.999993% of billions of people don't do that causes you harm, the lack of care was on your part.

      It would be childish to sue companies for spilled coffee at a reasonable temperature. A normal temperature spillage is treated with running cold water and you move on with life.

      A normal spillage also doesn't occur in a small enclosed area with no quick escape that leads to clothing with hot liquid clinging (think like oil rather than water) and steam burns and doesn't occur on 80 year old ladies laps because they're too god damn stupid to not fuck with hot coffee in the god damn car.

      t is childish to insist that 3rd degree burns are somehow the fault of a person spilling coffee that is clearly not fit for human consumption. That can't be treated easily and your life does not just move on if you are unofrtunate to experience this.


      Oddly enough, BILLIONS of people manage to consume said coffee with nary a complaint.Obviously it IS fit for human consumption. What it isn't, is fit for consumption by a moron who doesn't know that a HOT liquid will fucking BURN you.

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      T Money
      World Domination with a plastic spoon since 1984
    2. Re:Then get off our society. by jcr · · Score: 1

      And enjoy your 3rd degree burns.

      Well, let me wish misfortune on you as well, then.

      I don't think I'll be getting any burns from boiling water, since I know how to handle a hot beverage. Nevertheless, if I should spill a cup of coffee on my lap someday, I won't be looking around for deep pockets to compensate me for my own mistake.

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
  271. Absolut idiotic argument. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    The people that were burned are guilty of spilling the coffee (maybe).

    The 3rd degree burns (I think you don't appreciate what this is. Google for it, it is a life devastating experience) are not their fault: they did not heat and served an unsafe product.

    700 may be too small for you. Pray you never are burned that badly, then you will appreciate the real proportion of the problem and how lucky people were not to be badly burnt.

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    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
    1. Re:Absolut idiotic argument. by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      The reason she got third degree burns has less to do with how hot the coffee is and more to do with the environment the spill was in. She spilled the coffee into her lap, a small enclosed area from which the heat can not escape. On top of this, she was wearing sweat pants which means as soon as the fabric got soaked it clung to her skin (think like hot oil rather than hot water). Finaly she was sitting in a car which mean she couldn't get up easily which meant she also would have suffered steam burns from the coffee that wound up in the seat. Furthermore she was an old woman and to quote from a med site on burns:

      Anyone can get a third-degree burn. Children and the elderly are more likely to experience complications from burns.

      The fault for the injuries lies SOLEY with the woman as I said because she was careless and irresponsible. Again it's one of two situations. She was either a regular customer and knew how hot the coffe was or she was a new customer and chose to treat a hot liquid of unknown temperatures as she does liquids of known temperatures. Either way, it was her stupidity that lead to the burns.

      By the way, why is coffee that can cause 3rd degree burns considered unsafe but coffee that can cause 2nd degree burns considered safe?

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      T Money
      World Domination with a plastic spoon since 1984
  272. Do you want some freedom fries with that? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    This has nothing to do with French law, GP's point was about human phisiology, which is not different if you speak French or US English.

    Apple knew that the product could be harmful, in one place they were forced to make ammends, in another they ignore the issue. How more negligent can you get?

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    1. Re:Do you want some freedom fries with that? by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      Because just because there is a law to prevent some people from harm does not mean that all people need to be prevented from that harm.

      Just because france thinks that people need to be forced to turn the volume down rather than doing it voluntarily does not mean that everyone should have to do it. Is ebay negligent if they allow the sale of nazi memorabilia in other countries but don't in germany because of a german law? Why not, obviously since it's illegal in germany, it's dangerous and people should be kept away from it rather than choosing for themselves.

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      T Money
      World Domination with a plastic spoon since 1984
  273. If you did it, it is your fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The 3rd degree burns are not their fault: they did not heat and served an unsafe product."

    McDonald's did not serve an unsafe product, either. The third degree burns were nothing but the fault of the spillers.

    "Google for it, it is a life devastating experience"

    All the more reason to choose to not burn yourself. Yes, it can mess up your life if you choose to jump off the Grand Canyon cliff to dash yourself on the rocks below.... but it is your choice. This analogy is not so far removed from being relevant here: the proportion of Grand Canyon visitors who die falling is greater than the proportion of coffee drinkers burned by McDonald's Coffee (in the "pre-Stella" years when they served it at the nice hot recommended temperature). Using your "blame everyone except those who did it" logic, the National Park Service is liable for refusing to fill in that dangerous canyon.

    "700 may be too small for you. Pray you never are burned that badly"

    Do the math, please. 700 burns. 1 billion cups sold. Each burn incident involving someone choosing to do something WRONG with the product. No burn incidents from defective product. Yes, pray that I am not burned this badly, but if I choose to dump hot coffee in my crotch, it is my own fault. In other words, I pray that I am not so stupid and greedy like "Stella" to choose to injure myself and then try to blame others for it and get rich from it.. I also pray that you will learn the basic idea that if you choose to do something stupid, it is your own fault.

    "then you will appreciate the real proportion of the problem "

    Since you haven't bothered to look at the real proportion before using the words, let's do the math for you.

    700 out of a billion means a burn risk (DANGER) of less than 0.000001 each time you consume a cup of coffee.. Think that is low? Unless you are brain damaged, you know it is very low. Almost nothing. Now, realize that the real danger is MUCH lower than this if you are smart enough not to do something like squeeze an open cup of hot coffee between your thighs.

    "how lucky people were not to be badly burnt".

    With the real proportion of the problem being so ludicrously small, it is not a matter of luck. It is a matter of math and probability. You learn this when you look at the "real proportion" of the problem.

    It's much more dangerous to take a bath (if you look at the number of drownings). What next, do we sue the bathtub makers demanding that they drills holes in the tubs so that the tubs won't hold dangerous water?

  274. Re:Reason Why McDonalds Coffee Lawsuit Succeeded by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    If the coffee is hot enough to cause 2nd- or 3rd-degree burns on your legs, how do you propose someone is supposed to drink it? Unless I'm missing something, the inside of your mouth will burn just as readily as any other skin on your body.

  275. Re: except with McDonalds by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    And any normal person (i.e. a person capable of driving a car to MD and ordering a coffe) would expect that they would be BURNED by the coffe. And personaly, I don't know about you, but if I'm handed a hot beverage I assume that it will burn me severely until I know otherwise.

    I'm not a coffee drinker. Can you educate me about what exactly the point is of serving someone a beverage that is so hot that it'll cause 3rd-degree burns inside their mouth? Obviously, that's too hot to drink, so what exactly are you supposed to do with it? Sit around and look cool?

    When I buy Chai Tea lattes from Starbuck's, I'm able to drink them immediately. I don't have to sit around for 30 minutes waiting for them to cool off. I don't pay that much attention, but I don't recall seeing people buy coffees at Starbuck's and not drinking them right away.

    If I buy some type of edible product from a restaurant, I expect it to be just that: edible. Not later, after it's cooled down, but when it's served. Of course you have to brew coffee with near-boiling water, but that doesn't mean you have to serve it immediately.

  276. Re: except with McDonalds by MoneyT · · Score: 1

    It doesn't traditionaly cause 3rd degree burns becuase it's sipped not guzzled like a beer. It doesn't traditionaly cause burns because it's a minimal amount and you don't normaly pour coffee in your lap while in the car (well, maybe you do but that's not exactly standard operating procedure ya know?). On top of that, your mouth is more resiliant to hot temperatures than other parts of your body like say, your crotch. As a sort of experiment in this, place an ice cube in your mouth and one in your crotch, see which experiences more pain and or negative side effects from such an experiment.

    Finaly, the optimum serving temperature of coffee is a MINIMUM of 170. McDonalds was serving at 180, or exactly where they they should have been.

    http://thecoffeefaq.com/1thebasics.html#besttemp

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  277. Can you hear me now, Patterson? by Legion303 · · Score: 1

    Listening to loud sounds can damage your hearing!

    Retard.

    Edit:
    "Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted!
    Reason: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING."

    Yeah, that was the point. Thanks for the newsflash, Slashcode!

  278. Well, it wasn't too hot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "What evidence. You just kept repeating the same nonsensical shit you always sprout off. The actual evidence was heard in a court of law. According to the actual evidence it was too hot."

    No, it was not. Look at the actual recommended serving temperature of coffee. What it really is when you don't get lawyers lying in court to try to enrich themselves by frivolous means. McDonald's served the coffee at the recommended serving temperature for the best coffee. Nobody has a problem with it unless they choose to do something stupid with it. I take it that you aren't a coffee drinker and don't know much about these matters at all.

    "So who am I going to take the word of?"

    Take the word of coffee servers AND drinkers....

    "who is offended that a corporation had to pay for burning a woman or the US court system"

    Caught you in a lie there. McDonald's did not burn the woman. She burned herself. As for the court system, frivolous lawsuit happen all the time. People jump off high ladders, hurt themselves, file frivolous lawsuits and win.

  279. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The assumptions made in this post of yours are insulting to essentially everyone involved in any court case."

    Well, not exactly, but lets go with your straw man.

    Most people are stupid. Not just little, but a lot. And when I say "most", I mean 80-90% of people are stupid. And a lot stupid too. Like so stupid that they will breathe smoke into their lungs forever on purpose and then (SHOCKER!) get sick and die and then their relatives sue people. Other people take really loud sounds and shove them in their ears until their ears actually start ringing from the pain. Then they go deaf and then they sue people. Or they don't go deaf but sue people anyway because maybe someone else might go deaf. Or they take boiling liquid, stick it between their legs in a car where it's likely they'll burn skin. Then they burn their skin as they set out to do and they sue people.

    The list goes on and on. And if we had any sort of system we'd say "No, you are stupid and like sucks for stupid people because you can't do basic stuff like avoid sticking loud noises in your ear or you can't stop breathing in smoke, or you try to burn your legs. You are a menace and frankly we all laugh at the results of your stupidity.

    No, the problem is we get other people just as dumb as they idiot suing people who say "Hey, how was he supposed to know that breathing in smoke over and over repeatedly for 50 years is dangerous. Those animals. They're going to pay!". And we put them on the jury pool instead of saying "We have a population full of stupid people. We can let them work and consume, but they don't get to sue people, because they are the kind of people who can f*ck up an anvil. It's too bad but hopefully, they'll sterilize themselves before they breed. But in either case, they can't bring lawsuits. It wouldn't be allowed in a rational system.

  280. False by tkrotchko · · Score: 1

    "Simply put, hearing loss is a function of volume over time... for very loud sounds the time is very short before damage occurs. For very soft sounds the time is extremely long, so long that most people will suffer damage from loud sounds before they realize they've lost hearing do to the soft sound."

    No it's not. That's like saying I can cook a turkey for 6 hours at 350 degrees or 12 hours at 175 degrees or 24 hours at 88 degrees and all of these will yield the same result.

    Try it and see if it works that way. Take pictures of the results. They should be amusing.

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  281. Correct me if I'm wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...but isn't this a variant on the case where McDonalds was sued by the guy who claims their food made him fat? The only main difference is that here, it hasn't actually happened to him. Yet, that is. Honestly, there are some times that I'm tempted to move to Canada just to get away from the idiocy/insanity down here.

    I suppose that another difference is that Apple has already been asked by the EU to modify the power so that it can only play so loud, but that's not as big a deal. This eventually goes back to a few of the recurring themes I've seen: we have no sense of self-responsibility and people love to complain for quasi-valid reasons. Seriously, what is wrong with these people?

  282. AVLS by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

    I think that's basically some additional hardware compression that can be applied to the output -- boosting volume on quiet sections and reducing it on loud sections. So you can listen to, for instance, classical music while on the train or something. Of course it really just makes your Beethoven sound like it was mastered with all the skill and artistry of the latest Brittany Spears album, but apparently somebody at Sony thought it was a good idea.

    What it does for pop music that's already compressed as much as humanly possible already, I don't know.

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  283. Facts about this really frivolous suit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " You got your panties in a wad about this because according to your opinion the water was not too hot."

    It is not merely an opinion. It is fact. The coffee is quite safe. The temperature is the one recommended by a wide variety of sources as the recommended serving temperature for coffee. The only way is is dangerous is if you choose to do something stupid with it.

    Is your name "killjoe" a use of the term "joe" for coffee? As in you being a rabid, irrational coffee-hater? You certainly seem to know nothing about coffee.

    "Well despite the best defence money could buy a legal ruling said otherwise."

    Sometimes, the court rules against the facts. Many frivolous lawsuits are won by the plaintiffs. Just because a court said it does not mean the court had any idea what it was doing.

    "A corporation burned somebody"

    Caught you in a lie. The "plaintiff" in this frivolous suit was the only one who burned anyone (and it was herself).

    "they had to pay a little money and went on their way. Deal with it. "

    The best way to deal with this abuse is tort reform so someone who is entirely blameless never has to "pay a little money" like they did in this case.

    "That's why corporations were invented. To shirk personal responsiblity. "

    The real reason is to negate the effects of frivolous lawsuits. It is "business 101": small businesses are encouraged to incorporate to help avoid the effects when someone comes along and files a frivilous lawsuit against you. This is irrelevant to this case, however: no individual(s) at McDonald's had any blame in this at all. (i.e. no blame to shirk).

    " Zealots can't be persuaded by reason or evidence."

    Very true. You have ignored a wide variety of sources who know coffee (unlike you) and know the recommended serving temperature. Why? Because facts don't matter. You have ignored the fact that 11,999,999 out of 12,000,000 people are able to drink this "dangerous" beverage with no harm (and the 1 missing from the equation is the oaf who does something idiotic with it).

  284. In the mighty wisdom of the internets: by Telecart · · Score: 1

    - u heard ipod make u deaf?? -- o rly? - ya rly! -- no wai!!1

  285. Re: except with McDonalds by jeff4747 · · Score: 1
    Your iron spike Ferrari analogy fails. By your own admission, you expect to be burned by spilled coffee.

    You're focusing on the existence of injuries instead of their severity. When spilling coffee, a "reasonable" person would expect injuries so minor that they don't require even home medical care (up to and including 1st degree burns). That's where the spike analogy comes in. You'd expect minor injuries in a 30mph crash in a modern car, like that new Ferrari. The iron spike suddenly changes those minor injuries into fatal ones.

    The only controversy at hand is whether or not the extent of the injury constitutes a legal liability on the part of the vendor.

    Yes, and that's exactly where I said their liability lay. In this situation, McD's coffee caused far more extensive injuries than would be reasonably expected, and did not provide any warning that their product would do so.

    So you assert that a simple "HOT" warning sticker is all that would be required to absolve McDonald's of legal liability for burns injuries due to coffee spills? I can assure you that the muffler on an operating chainsaw greatly exceeds the serving temperature of McDonald's coffee. Despite the fact that coffee is universally understood to be served hot, I need only mark the obvious on the cup to shift responsibility to the purchaser.

    No, I'm saying that an explicit warning by McD's would have absovled them of some, possibly all, liability. Something like "Warning: we serve coffee that may cause 3rd degree burns when exposed to skin. Allow our coffee to cool before consuming". Just like your chainsaw manual had an explict warning that the exhaust manafold will cause burns. The "HOT" stamp on it is a reminder, not a substitute for the details in the manual.

    And judges are subject to all the same prejudices and emotionalism as the juries they review.

    Which is why there are appeals courts, where decisions can be reviewed by a body of judges, which greatly reduces the effect of the personal emotions of each judge. They have to defend any irrational decision to people with opposite emotional tendencies.

  286. Re: except with McDonalds by jeff4747 · · Score: 1
    On top of that, your mouth is more resiliant to hot temperatures than other parts of your body like say, your crotch.

    This is actually false. The skin within our mouths is not as tough as the skin on the outside of our bodies. As an example, you can quickly dunk your hand into that 170 degree coffee with minimal injury (slight scalding). Dumping that coffee into your mouth and immediately spitting it out would case more severe injuries (at least a 1st degree burn).