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  1. Re:vaporware on Windows to Have Better CLI · · Score: 1

    As a representative of the fair-minded slashdot population, I must congratulate you on the single most insightful post I have ever read. If only I had points.

  2. This is probably too subtle on Firefox Deer Park Alpha Available · · Score: 1

    That's not how to spell sarcasm

  3. Re:I wish I could believe him, but... on Telegraph Reviews Hitchhiker Movie, Approves · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but that wasn't the first book.

  4. Mr. Show says on MGM Concedes Some Fair-Use Rights Exist · · Score: 1

    I wish to help you. Please understand that, despite the shady dealings, bribery, and other such underhanded bullshit, court cases are not decided on the basis of "Abbott and Costello"esque routines.

    Decisions are based on a series of blowjobs.

  5. Re:I hate April Fools Day on Gamespot's April 1 Rumor Control · · Score: 1

    Hurrah. If I had any points left, you would get my abusive "underrated" mod.

  6. Re:um... on Best Degree to Pair w/ a B.Sc. in Computer Science? · · Score: 1

    ...and funny.

    I don't think that word means what you think it means.

  7. Here's one reason to read /, on PSP Final Specs and Launch Titles · · Score: 2, Funny

    It gives you the ability to feel self-satisfied at pointing out the flaws of something.

    Marge:It's easy to criticize.
    Homer:Yeah, and it's fun, too!

  8. Re:Article pretty short on content on An Engineer's View of Carly Fiorina's Leadership · · Score: 1

    Hell, you can even do your taxes on the oversized calculator you're using to read this post.

  9. Re:Ummm Away from the Computer! on In Which OS Do You Feel More Productive? · · Score: 1

    I would, but last time I programmed on paper I had a tough time getting it to compile.

  10. Re:What? Guns worse than P2P? on Interview With Lawrence Lessig On Future Rights · · Score: 1

    Are you sure you didn't mean to say USian? After all, in the America-bashing karma whore post, it is customary.

    As a European, I understand that. Probably you're a USian yourself.

  11. Re:150K per file? on New Round of Lawsuits in Preparation for Oscars · · Score: 1

    But theft (where the victim actually loses something) is very different to copyright infringement (where they don't)

    The owner loses the right to control the distribution of the work. No amount of proselytizing will change that fact.

  12. If only I had points... on France National Library Attacks Google Book Effort · · Score: 1

    You would get them, my anonymous compatriot.

  13. Re:Error: acronym overloaded on Sixth Bioinformatics Open Source Conference · · Score: 1

    Does that make Saddam the Burger King or Wendy?

  14. Re:24-hour periodic squeek...anybody know?? on 5 Simple Steps to a Quieter PC · · Score: 5, Funny

    It could be the start of a resonance cascade. I recommend you stash an HEV suit and a crowbar nearby, just in case.

  15. Re:Dean says ... on Governer Dean Becomes Chair of DNC · · Score: 1

    Obivously.

  16. Re:Google? on Dark Matter Discovered · · Score: 1

    Hah. MSN Search did it in under 12 parsecs.

  17. Re:"Apples == expensive" not a stereotype on Top 10 Apple Flops · · Score: 1

    OK. Here is my criteria

    1. Runs Half-Life 2

    that's it. How much do I have to spend on a Mac for this one?

    Smile, I'm kidding. I like the damn things.

  18. Re:Television and Cable TV are DYING ! on Verizon and Microsoft Partner for IPTV · · Score: 1

    I have a perfect answer for you - don't buy this. Get rid of your television. Stop using a commercial ISP. Stop buying food. Stop buying anything. Stop working. Go hunt and gather, and fight to survive. We'll miss you, I swear...

  19. My bad joke of the day on SMS Text Messaging & Youth Debt One · · Score: 1

    How much speil would a speilchuck chuck if a speilchuck could chuck speil?

  20. Re:So blogs are offline... on Iran Cracks Down on Internet Sites · · Score: 1

    Are you so deluded as to actually believe that's true?

    If so, I invite you to watch me at Lafayette Park as I proclaim my desire to replace America's government with an ultra-socialist system. Just tell me when to be there - a weekend, please, I have a job.

  21. Re:So blogs are offline... on Iran Cracks Down on Internet Sites · · Score: 1

    Dissent is the only thing prohibited, but I doubt there is any country in which real dissent is permitted.

    This statement intrigues me. Please define "real dissent."

  22. Re:Anarchist, dammit on Gates Nose-Dives at CES · · Score: 1

    You see, you say:

    "Screw the rich."

    and the rich say:

    "Screw the poor."

    Who do you think wins?

  23. Re:I like craigslist on How Craigslist Costs Newspapers Money · · Score: 1

    What the hell is there to woohoo about in Rosslyn?

  24. Re:Google Search Bar on Firefox 1.0 Released · · Score: 2

    I tell ya what, I'll just mindlessly skip installing the neato program.

    I bet you won't have any problems there.

  25. Re:Complexity on Redskins Football Games Predict Election Winner · · Score: 1

    and hockey.