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  1. Certifications? on What's the Point of IT Certifications? · · Score: 1

    We don't need no stinkin' certifications!

    -Mac Guru

  2. Re:Other favorites on Great Gaming Easter Eggs · · Score: 1

    "A Long Awaited Drinking Party" in Myth II: Soulblighter.

    Exploding deer- top that!

  3. "Yeah, but... on Reintroduce Megafauna to North America? · · Score: 1

    ...the Pirates of the Carribean don't eat the tourists." Hasn't this debate already been played out? Besides- the critters they're planning to "reintroduce" haven't really been here before. Sure, we used to have mammoths, wooly rhinos, and sabre-toothed cats in North America, but you can hardly call modern elephants, etc. the same thing. Why would anyone expect a different creature to adapt to the physical (and meteorological) environments that exist here today? Leave them where they are, and tell USAID to sponsor a higher bounty on the poachers than the poachers get for the threatened animals. The invisible hand will do the rest...

  4. Re:Statistics need context on Cosmic Rays Could Kill Astronauts Visiting Mars · · Score: 1

    25%? Yeep- I didn't know it was that bad! Well that does it for me- Mars or bust!

  5. Statistics need context on Cosmic Rays Could Kill Astronauts Visiting Mars · · Score: 1

    What percentage of people die of cancer here on earth? Maybe it's *safer* to live in a bio-dome on Mars...

  6. 'ow about that Norwegian Blue? on Looking at Birds in a Whole New Spectrum · · Score: 1

    Beautiful plumage!

  7. Re:BlueGene/C uses C64 architecture? on Japan Wants to Build 10 Petaflop Supercomputer · · Score: 1

    I thought it was funny, gramps.

  8. Re:Hmmm.... on Cybernetic System to Allow Physical Interaction · · Score: 1

    D'oh! Ya beat me to it. I heard this joke for the first time from the bridesmaid I was escorting down the aisle during my brother's wedding.

  9. Breasts... on Netscape 8.0 Released · · Score: 1

    ...on a boar would be somewhat more useful than yet another browser. Of course, this is from a Mac user's perspective- I already have to choose from Safari, Firefox, Omniweb, Mozilla, Camino, iCab, Opera, IE (ha!)- and a few other minor ones that I haven't tested yet.

  10. Re:No, not quite... on Mac OS X 10.4.1 Is Out · · Score: 3, Informative

    Cisco released an update (4.6.03.0160) on 5/13, but be aware that it's for single-processor configs only. Check out http://www.versiontracker.com/dyn/moreinfo/macosx/ 12696 for some initial reactions.

  11. Hey- I'd switch... on Bill Gates: Cellphone will Beat iPod · · Score: 1

    ...from iPod to a WinMobile5 cellphone, but Bill has to promise to make that cool "Bob" interface available again!

  12. Awright, you geeks... on The Sharpest Ever Global Earth Map · · Score: 1

    No- and I mean *NO* nude sunbathing for any of y'all until 2006. We just can't afford to take the chance.

  13. Pre-pimped systems... on Alienware's Star Wars PCs · · Score: 1

    ...apropos for anyone else who wants to whore out their website.

  14. Why take chances? on Asteroid 2004 MN4 May Hit Earth After All · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't be a good idea to try adjusting the thing's orbit in advance of the 2029 encounter just to prove that we *can*? We've spent a lot of taxpayer dollars in the past just to prove a concept- why not do it again? There'll probably be plenty of applications for how-to-land-on/move-an-asteroid technoloogy in future decades...

  15. Re:Oooh goody on Optical Computer Made From Frozen Light · · Score: 1

    I can sell you mine- I won't be needing it 'cause I can't generate the 1.21 Gigawatts of power I need to get the thing moving...

  16. I'll be glad to contribute... on Randomly Generated Paper Accepted to Conference · · Score: 1

    I just sent a check to a randomly generated PO Box at a randomly generated ZIP code. Think they'll get it? (No, it wasn't made out to 'cash.')

  17. 2 Thoughts... on Sony Patents Matrix-Like Game Technology · · Score: 2, Insightful

    1) Anyone ever read A.C. Clarke's "The Hammer of G-d" or "3001" - looks like Sony is working to make the "BrainMan" a reality! 2) From the discussion it seems like these patents may be subject to a (very rare) challenge on "usability" grounds. If the idea is only theoretical, how can they be said to have "reduced it to practice" in patent parlance?

  18. Re:Manned mission to Mars on Mars Rovers Get Extra 18 Months · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've often wondered if he'll find one of 'em sitting up on 6 little cinder blocks and with the radio missing...

  19. Re:Things like that just amaze me... on Huygens Wind Experiment Salvaged · · Score: 1

    Because holographics uses photons, not tachyons. Tachyons are faster-than-light, so only Cdr. LaForge would be able to "see" them.

  20. Re:Sudden Motion Sensor on Apple Updates PowerBooks · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    What's this?! Someone who actually understands cricket! (The "attempting to bat against the Australian bowling attack" part.) I spent a year in England listening to the BBC and never figured out what the sports reporters were talking about. Could you point me towards any online resources that explain the game? Much obliged..

  21. Re:How to prevent this from affecting you on MyDoom Strikes Again · · Score: 1

    8. Don't rely on Windows any more. Get yerself one of those nifty Linux distributions or (dare I say?) a Mac.

  22. Re:New versions of IP? on US Air Force Building Space Router · · Score: 1

    They're probably referring to the IPv4 to IPv6 upgrade. As is, IPv6 provides sufficient address space for a small galaxy.