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  1. Re:Monopoly considerations aside... on Microsoft Beta Includes Built-in Virus Scanner · · Score: -1
    Here's some more.
    George W. Bush is a sperm-burping gutter-slut.

    Thank You

  2. Re:I got a solution... on What Kind of Tablet PC to Buy? · · Score: -1

    Yeah there, and if you drop the son of a bitch it wont shatter into a dozen chunks.

  3. You're a fricking Moron on LaserMonks Offer Prayer, Printer Cartridges · · Score: -1
    Yeah, you, you gotta have your head up your ass to believe any of that bullshit. Hell, Casper The Friendly Ghost is based on reality exactly as much as your God and his bastard son.
    Get a Frinking clue you retard!

  4. Knob, as in Ass on What Has Number Portability Done For You? · · Score: -1
    Hey Juniper,
    Telemarkers are those faggots who go downhill skiing with cross-country skis. You probably mean Telemarketers.
    You should look into that.

  5. No cell phone for me! on What Has Number Portability Done For You? · · Score: -1
    The last thing I need is bastards calling me all the time.

  6. My Computer does that on MandrakeMove Bootable Linux CD Announced · · Score: -1
    It's a Windows computer. I can put in different cds though. at first I was extra careful and kept the cd in th cd drive all the time, but now I only put it in when I reboot. It runs good.

  7. What about that faggot Maxwell, of Ask Maxwell? on Microsoft Looks At Other Search Engines · · Score: -1

    MS had that Ask Maxwell search engine? What's wrong with reviving that? I wonder if they still have it. Bastards. It was fun to ask it "Are you gay" It actually said something like "My personal life is a private matter." or something, what.

  8. Mac users are actually democrats, mostly on Microsoft's new CLI · · Score: -1
    and gay ones at that. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Did you see the Volkswagon that comes with an I-Pod? I rest my case.

  9. Correction - it's MORON talking shopping carts on More on Talking Shopping Carts · · Score: -1
    ha I'm funny.

  10. Eben? on SCO Madness Reigns Supreme · · Score: -1
    Say, you think that's the Eben from the Sublime song? What's up with that?

  11. The Killer App on OpenOffice.org Hits 1.1 · · Score: -1

    You know what would make Linux win the battle against the Mac? A killer app PORNO Downloader and organizer. They would really enjoy using Linux then.

  12. Great. That And Ten US Dollars... on Ultra High Definition Video · · Score: -1

    Will get you a blow job from any of the LOTR Cast.
    CHRIST!

  13. Jesus Henry Christ on Recall of Segway Announced by CPSC · · Score: -1, Troll

    You got them uptight snobby basterds riding around like they got a Yoda shoved up their ass, and they're concerned that they'll fall down. Jesus Louisus! I'm surprised they don't have a triple-ripple-butt-plugg attachment for that damn thing. Bastards!

  14. Re:Natalie Portman's knockers on Principal Photography on Star Wars III Complete · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Yes, the first was the only good one. When I saw that muppet troll yoda, I knew it was over.

  15. Natalie Portman's knockers on Principal Photography on Star Wars III Complete · · Score: -1, Troll

    What I want to know is if we'll see Natalie Portman's knockers. And if so, could she possibly get a breast enhancement before filming starts?
    That would be great. Tho I never did see those other two, Uh, I forget what they're called, the one with Jar Jar, and I think another one before that. Really, after they introduced muppets, it was all over.

  16. Re:Who replies to spam? on DoS Assaults Underway Against Spam Blocklists · · Score: 0

    Guys with small dicks, apparently.

  17. uhhh on Walking Animatronic Dinosaur At Disney Park · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    think the legs are more like props then support.

    Try than, Asswipe.

  18. Re:Which distro? on Ask the 'Geek Candidate' for California Governor · · Score: 0

    That's a chick, dumbass!

  19. NAKED, I MEANT NAKED PICTURES on Ask the 'Geek Candidate' for California Governor · · Score: 0

    I apologize for the confusion. Thank You

  20. Naken Pictures? on Ask the 'Geek Candidate' for California Governor · · Score: 0
    I couldn't find the naked pictures on the web site there. Could you please provide the link for your naked pictures. Thank You, In Advance.

  21. They're cheating on 11-Pound Model Plane Vs. The Atlantic, Again · · Score: 0

    Everyone knows you have to fly from the USA to France to "cross the Atlantic". This Newfoundland to Ireland is horse-crap.

  22. What I want to know on Re-Opened Computer History Museum Explored · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Is if siamese twins, er, pleasure eachother, if you know what I mean.
    Thanks.

  23. What they need is... on Fossil/Palm PDA Watch Reviewed · · Score: -1, Troll
    a pedometer type of thingy in there that counts how many strokes it takes you to wank off. yeah

  24. Big Brother 4 on Cringely On Electronic Tapping · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    One of them chicks has a nice rack. I'm all for Big Brother. Screw you and your tinfoil hat crap.

    Thank You

  25. Re:Re-Align Your Priorities, mmkay? NOT on Anti-Spam Webforms Leave Out The Blind · · Score: 0

    What's up with that, sayin all disabled people are like saints and you get your soul back if you hang out with them? Crap almighty, I mean, most disabled folks I've met are really self-centered and play it for all its worth. I swear to god they get together and have a good laugh at how us able bodied folks bend over backwards for them. Sheesh Louise!