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  1. I believe you're a retard. on What Do You Believe Even If You Can't Prove It? · · Score: -1
    Anyone who believes in God is mentally ill.

  2. Look Asshole, on Walmart Offers Sub-$500 laptop With Linspire · · Score: -1
    These stupid sons of bitches who would think of buying a laptop at walmart couldn't figure out how to install something they buy on ebay. HECK they probably couldn't figure out how to buy something in ebay for that matter.

    Their too busy anyway huffing glue in their RV's with their little yapper dogs and jerkin' off to Arobics videos. Like they would have time to do all that. Plus with there RV, they can't use ebay anyway because they don't have a mailing address, because they drive around all the time.

  3. Good Ass-whiping stuff on Firefox New York Times Ad, Soon · · Score: -1

    yeah, that firefox ad will make for some good toilet paper in my outhouse.

  4. Your Sister. on What Do People in the IT Field Do for Side Jobs? · · Score: -1
    She gives me 10 bucks a pop to come over and service her.

  5. Because - here's why on How Infants Crack the Speech Code · · Score: -1

    because it's a bad world and everything's bad and we've lost the Innocense Of Youth and need more Maya Angelous to be wise and tell us such crap and some white dork to tell us that Kindergarten was the peak of our lives. JESUS H CHRIST! Get back to sucking your George Lucas figurine!

  6. Re:hmm on Sharp Plans To Pull Zaurus From U.S. Market · · Score: -1
    Yes, I was wondering the same thing. So there's stuff that competes. What a revelation! Christ.

  7. Why is this on my homepage here? on Senate Wants Database Dragnet · · Score: -1

    I specificially said I don't want your rights online and yet there it is.
    Those sons of bitches.

  8. Re:Fat people rejoice! on Centaur - a Four-wheeled Segway · · Score: -1
    I could not agree with you more. Unfortumately I have no karma as I'm not very nice.

  9. Thats real good! on Centaur - a Four-wheeled Segway · · Score: -1
    NOW if your gay lover wants to loook like a big fucking dork on a segway you can out-dork him by riding one of these peices of shit.

  10. What's with this crap? on Fantastic Four Animated Series · · Score: -1, Troll
    I mean, come on, what person with the mental age above 10 gives a flying crap about comic books? What the hell is this? Give me a f'in break already with this stupid ass cartoon crap.

  11. Here's the deal on New California Law Bans Anonymous Media File Sharing · · Score: -1
    Hey bub, the thing with crazy ass laws like this is they're there so that they have an excuse to lock away freaks. It's just like the law against suicide... it's there so they can arrest someone who might harm themselves and have a legal grounds for getting them help. Nobody really gives a rat's ass if you screw a corpse, it's just a means of helping you if you need it.

  12. Re:OLD NEWS on Linux Standard Base 2.0 released · · Score: -1
    Sons of bitches.

  13. They should stop already on Star Trek XI: Romulan Wars? · · Score: -1

    Making those stupid Star Track movies, they are really bad, I wouldn't rent one for my dog.

  14. Barely Legal on What Magazines Do You Read? · · Score: -1
    I like them chicks, those hot fresh young ones with the big knockers and fuzzy koochies, especially with pimples on there asses, that turns me on a lot.
    THank You

  15. OH MY GOD on Pinellas Puts Facial Recognition in Patrol Cars · · Score: -1
    You can't even rape a child these days without them bastards tracking you down! Crap, what happened to my rights!!!!

  16. Re:$2.8 Million? on Native American Wireless ISP Launched · · Score: -1

    not so much when you concider the amount of Fire Water they have to buy along with that.
    I just want to say to them, HEY, choose a century already. You want to be an old indian with horses and teepees and what not, or you want the fancy 21st century computer world, HUH? Make up you mind dammn it!!!!!!!

  17. You know, Jennifer Aniston... on Linux Filesystems Benchmarked · · Score: -1
    is actually Paul Reiser in drag.
    Really, you ever seen them together? Na, because they're the same damn person.

  18. Oooh, boy! on Big Brother Will Be Watching You In Florida · · Score: -1

    Well, crap, how's a guys supposed to steal a car and drive around all fun-like now? Damn it all to hell! It's not fair! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

  19. Do you really need to chat on a plane? on WirelessCabin: Use Your Mobile Phone on Airplanes · · Score: -1

    For Christsake, why can't people just shut up and relax for a bit, why the hell does everyone need to phone everyone from everywhere, all the time?
    Jimminy Crapmas!

  20. How about Lintard? on Lindows Changes Name to 'Linspire' · · Score: -1

    There would be a good name for it alright.

  21. U Are Dumb on Would You Like Drugs in Your Rice? · · Score: -1

    Hey dumbass besides your generalizations, you know, the thing here is genetically altered plants can escape and grow in the wild. Not so with fetuses, embryos, what have you
    Get a frickin clue moron!

  22. yes Please! on Would You Like Drugs in Your Rice? · · Score: -1

    I want cheap drugs in my rice like LSD. Let me know when this is availble so I can buy it and get fried. Yeah, I coudl get really fried. On rice. Fried Rice. HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. STar Track stuff that is real now on Star Trek's Design Influence On Palm, New Tech · · Score: -1
    It's amazing I think how they had those blaster guns, and now, we have guns too. That's pretty cool.

  24. 3 Word: Robot Blow Job on Toyota's Trumpet Playing Robot Showcased · · Score: -1
    If they make a robot that can give you a blow job, there you'd have something pretty sweet. they would probably sell millions of them. Yeah!

  25. Re:Dogster.com? on See Spot Surf · · Score: -1
    At least you can get your dog to lick your balls. I wish the same could be said for them ugly chicks, though some do come through on it.