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Walking Animatronic Dinosaur At Disney Park

Dan Howland writes "Shades of Jurassic Park: Disney's first walk-around, interactive animatronic character, Lucky the dinosaur, is now strolling around Disney's California Adventure, but will probably move to Disney's Animal Kingdom in the coming weeks. It kinda walks on two legs, just as the rumors promised, but actually pulls a cart for additional balance (and to hide the computers). Videos can be found on the link above. More photos, and a video of Lucky blowing his nose here."

263 comments

  1. Talking Trash Can by N8F8 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Last year I was at Disney and they had this talking trach can that I assume was radio controlled. It looked like all the other trash cans except it would more around and talk. It really shocked the hell out of people. This dinosaur should be a riot!

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    1. Re:Talking Trash Can by jared_hanson · · Score: 4, Funny

      I hate that damned thing! I went to throw a burger wrapper away in it, and just as I let go it moved out of the way. It continued to do this a few more time, all the while taunting me about how bad of aim I was.

      I got fed up and started kicking the damn thing and crying obsenities at it. Little children were crying and concerned parents were rushing to cover their kids' eyes and ears.

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    2. Re:Talking Trash Can by carpe_noctem · · Score: 3, Funny

      Are you sure that wasn't RMS begging for some handouts?

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    3. Re:Talking Trash Can by ePhil_One · · Score: 4, Funny

      Might be more fun if it were a trash talking walking talking trash can

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    4. Re:Talking Trash Can by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sure it was moving, and you weren't drinking?

    5. Re:Talking Trash Can by NanoGator · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Last year I was at Disney and they had this talking trach can that I assume was radio controlled."

      Was that over by Star Tours? That was R2-D2 you insensitive clod!

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    6. Re:Talking Trash Can by Quikah · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah, I saw those like 2 years ago, they have a cast member operating them and supplying the voice. saw the guy standing there talking into his shirt collar with his hand in a satchel. Pretty funny, the kids get a kick out of it. Didn't see any on my last trip a few months ago.

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    7. Re:Talking Trash Can by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Was that over by Star Tours? That was R2-D2 you insensitive clod! "

      "Re:Talking Trash Can (Score:2, Insightful) "

      ARGH! That was a joke! Now somebody's going to go to Disneyland and look for R2-D2 amongst the trash cans!

      Oh wait, that'd actually be amusing. Never mind!

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    8. Re:Talking Trash Can by joFFeman · · Score: 1

      >saw the guy standing there talking into his shirt
      >collar with his hand in a satchel

      wait... you sure that was the operator? sounds like a nonce to me.

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    9. Re:Talking Trash Can by BigGerman · · Score: 1

      INSIGHTFUL!!!!
      ./ moderation at its best

    10. Re:Talking Trash Can by euxneks · · Score: 1

      Might be more fun if it were a trash talking walking talking trash can

      ...named R2D2.

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    11. Re:Talking Trash Can by Cyno · · Score: 2, Funny

      This dinosaur should be a riot!

      Maybe even a stampede,
      if we're lucky.

    12. Re:Talking Trash Can by Guppy06 · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Last year I was at Disney and they had this talking trach can that I assume was radio controlled."

      Jack Valenti?

    13. Re:Talking Trash Can by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 1

      Was that Oscar The Grouch by any chance?

      wbs.

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    14. Re:Talking Trash Can by stripe · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can imagine the reaction of those kids. A long time ago when I was actually practicing martial arts a lot. I had a little encounter with Bugs Bunny at one of the amusement parks. Basically I was walking along with some friends and this big had came down on my shoulder from behind me. Out of sheer reflex I had him in a shoulder throw on his way into the ground when I realized just who/what I was throwing. I had him off his feet and balanced on me before I stopped. Turned out to be a guy in a Bugs Bunny costume going around slapping folks on the back and saying Hi. Needless to say there were a lot of shocked people and kids around me. Duh, I could imagine the headlines, guy beats up Bugs Bunny at amusement park. :p

    15. Re:Talking Trash Can by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's nothing. On Disney's 100th birthday, they had an upright open casket, with good ol Walt himself waving at all the kids coming into Disneyland. Animatronix sure has come a long way, he was so lifelike.

      No, wait....

    16. Re:Talking Trash Can by Cplus · · Score: 1

      ...named Bender.

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    17. Re:Talking Trash Can by embeesh · · Score: 1

      Hahah, I've seen that at Animal Kingdom in Orlando. I held the door open for it and let it into a building. :)

    18. Re:Talking Trash Can by Gleng · · Score: 2, Funny

      They should let it loose in Tokyo. He could smash up some buildings and then have a big fight with Godzilla. Just like in Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla!

      That would totally rule.

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    19. Re:Talking Trash Can by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The guy besides the Animatronic is just there to pull the
      plug if the damn thing goes crazy.

    20. Re:Talking Trash Can by mistermund · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah, his name is "Push". He appears daily in Tomorrowland at the Magic Kingdom. Varieties on the same concept can be found in the other Disney parks as well. At Animal Kingdom they have a palm tree that rolls around.

      The person guiding the rollabouts is never too far behind, dressed in plainclothes and with their right arm in a blue camera bag. Their left hand conceals a microphone.

      For a short while, SMRT-1, a robot who used to be featured at Communicore in Epcot could be found at the Contemporary Resort. The unit had been converted for RC operation and had its controls (and microphone) concealed in a coffee mug.

      One of the companies that sells these types of units is Florida Robotics

    21. Re:Talking Trash Can by D'Sphitz · · Score: 1

      bullshit.

    22. Re:Talking Trash Can by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's a visual aid for this joke.

    23. Re:Talking Trash Can by spacecowboy420 · · Score: 1

      I concur with your declaration of "bullshit" and second it.

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    24. Re:Talking Trash Can by asjk · · Score: 1
      Might be more fun if it were a trash talking walking talking trash can

      or maybe a trash talking white trash can. It could live in a trailer down by the river. Its daddy was a dumpster and and and...nm

    25. Re:Talking Trash Can by nick32714 · · Score: 1

      Disney's Animal Kingdom has a walking/talking Palm Tree that roams around the ticketing area.

    26. Re:Talking Trash Can by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > when I was actually practicing martial arts a lot
      > Out of sheer reflex I had him in a shoulder throw on his way into the ground

      Evidently, you need to practice more... well, maybe not -- you need to work on your reflexes more. If you are good enough at martial arts, you are not going to shoulder throw every single person who puts his hand on your back. Your neck, however, is another matter entirely.

    27. Re:Talking Trash Can by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > They should let it loose in Tokyo
      > That would totally rule.

      Dammit, mods, you mod bullshit to +5 informative/insightful, yet this guy's sitting at 1. WTF!? That's funny!

    28. Re:Talking Trash Can by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Here's a visual aid [link to image of Jack Valenti] for this joke.

      Wow, he really DOES remind me of Oscar the Grouch. That's amazing.

    29. Re:Talking Trash Can by stripe · · Score: 1

      He was in a big bunny suit. The reflex was probably triggered because he brushed my neck on the way to patting my right shoulder.

    30. Re:Talking Trash Can by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > He was in a big bunny suit.

      Oh, in that case, I would have done the same ;)

  2. that is soooo cool.. by joeldg · · Score: 4, Funny

    man, when I went there last I saw a child freaking out when it had to leave Mickey mouse..

    Sort of felt sorry for the big mouse.. that kid freaked..

    Now I can just imagine the kids wanting to ride a dino..

    Wow.. I can hear the screaming from here..

    1. Re:that is soooo cool.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I can imagine the kid freaking out when they start making the dinosaur start chasing him around.

      Wow... now that would be screaming.

    2. Re:that is soooo cool.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or what about when the dinosaur bends the little child over and starts fucking him right there in broad daylight? Huh. What then my friend? I can hear the screaming from here.

    3. Re: that is soooo cool.. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > man, when I went there last I saw a child freaking out when it had to leave Mickey mouse..

      Or the other way around. I remember the old "dinamation" or whatever they called it, a touring exhibit of cheesy canvas-over-wire-frame dinosaurs with an occasional motorized neck to make the head swing back and forth slightly and a speaker inside to make them "roar" with the quality of an old transistor radio. (And at least one had the speaker back by its arse, giving a rather comical effect.)

      At any rate, when I saw it a guy was holding a little boy who was squealing, but thought the kid was complaining because he couldn't get closer whereas in fact he was squealing out of terror. So the louder the kid squealed, the closer the guy would hold him over the barricade toward the dinosaur, causing the kid to scream even louder.

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    4. Re:that is soooo cool.. by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sounds like they've finally thought of a ride for adults. The first thing I'd do is take on a rampage through "It's a Small World" !

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  3. They walk among us now by mao+che+minh · · Score: 5, Informative
    "Lucky stands about eight feet tall, and his head and neck can lift almost straight up. He walks on his two back legs and pulls a very large cart of silk flowers. Lucky and Chandler interact, but Chandler does not operate the character. Lucky is controlled by two discreet operators on the sidelines. Lucky grunts, groans and whines in reaction to Chandler's comments and events around him. He can blow his nose, wink, smile, and look around."

    Basically, it's a big remote controlled Robie Robot Jr that looks like a dinosaur. By the way, does anyone else remember the Radio Shack Robie Robot Jr, or was I the only person to get one as a kid when I was 6?

    1. Re:They walk among us now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I remember it because I wanted one more than anything and I couldn't get it because my eight dollar bankroll (which seemed pretty big at the time) wouldn't pay for it.

    2. Re:They walk among us now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but do you remember the Heathkit robots?

      http://www.hero-1.com/

    3. Re:They walk among us now by hondo77 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Bah! Back in my day we made our robots out of Lego. They didn't move or have motors. We made them move and made funny sounds for them. And we were lucky to have them! You kids and your motorized robots. Bloody luxury!

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    4. Re:They walk among us now by beej · · Score: 4, Funny
      "Lucky is controlled by two discreet operators on the sidelines."

      Is that radio control? Tell me that's not begging to be hacked.

      "Look out, kids! Looks like Lucky's on a rampage again! Ha ha ha ha!"

    5. Re:They walk among us now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah! Well, back in my day, we had to sneek into museums and steal dinosaur bones, and...Oh wait, that was just last year's frat party. But it was still bloody hard!

    6. Re:They walk among us now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please mod parent as insightful or funny.

      There will probably be a dinosaur article in the Winter or Spring edition of 2600. :)

    7. Re:They walk among us now by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 1

      Yes it's radio controlled. 27mhz for the head movement and 49mhz for the walking. How could someone hack that? ;)

    8. Re:They walk among us now by jafuser · · Score: 1

      Sweet. Perhaps this does have the makings for a Jurassic-Park style ending after all...

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    9. Re:They walk among us now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe he will eat Michael Eisner.....

      >

  4. Awesome by Verteiron · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Every time I think that Disney is dying, they come up with something like this that convinces me Walt's spirit is still in there somewhere.

    I forget who said this...

    "Walt Disney has contributed more happiness to the world than all the religions combined."

    Now if only the spirit of Walt would appear to take care of this copyright extension nonsense...

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    1. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder what Walt would think of homosexual day at Disneyland. Would he approve? I think not.

    2. Re:Awesome by jared_hanson · · Score: 1

      "Walt Disney has contributed more happiness to the world than all the religions combined."

      Couldn't be too hard to do when you consider all the wars that have been started and faught over religious issues through history.

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    3. Re:Awesome by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Every time I think that Disney is dying,"

      Yeah, I can see how you can confuse a multi-billion dollar corporation with a disturbing amount of mindshare, a die-hard fan-base that can make some practicioners of Scientology look sane in comparison, and a nasty track record of using/abusing copyright law (and those who write it) with, say, BSD.

      "I forget who said this...

      "Walt Disney has contributed more happiness to the world than all the religions combined.""


      Whoever it was obviously didn't take into account Buena Vista's membership in the MPAA.

    4. Re:Awesome by bitrott · · Score: 1

      Walt didn't strike me as an ignorant bigoted piece of white trash like those that are fighting to prevent Gay day at d-land.

    5. Re:Awesome by hondo77 · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, Brother Bear will soon be here to crush you once again.

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    6. Re:Awesome by Verteiron · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, I can see how you can confuse a multi-billion dollar corporation with a disturbing amount of mindshare, a die-hard fan-base that can make some practicioners of Scientology look sane in comparison, and a nasty track record of using/abusing copyright law (and those who write it) with, say, BSD.

      This is exactly what I'm talking about when I say Disney is dying.

      The company that pioneered many aspects of robotics and automation, the company that is largely responsible for the adoption of color TV, the company that created beautiful, movie-length cartoons using state-of-the-art technology at a time when cartoons were thought to be cheap, low-class entertainment, the company that spent vast, VAST amounts of money to try to give people a glimpse of the future's wonders... THAT is what's dying. Hell, maybe it died along with Walt and the corpse just hasn't stopped moving yet.

      I think Walt himself would have been happy to release Mickey to the world. The soulless mess that bears his name, though, just can't do that, and that's why I say Disney is dying. This thing that's left behind is not Walt's Disney.

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    7. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well just like Gene Roddenberry, I think if Walt was here I don't think he would have let it get into a mess like it is.

    8. Re:Awesome by Mc_Anthony · · Score: 1

      "Walt Disney has contributed more happiness to the world than all the religions combined."

      I hate lame quotes like this. The job of religion is not to "make you happy."

    9. Re:Awesome by mistermund · · Score: 1

      This is exactly what I'm talking about when I say Disney is dying.

      Doesn't help that most of WDI R&D, the group that created Lucky, has been laid off. Save a buck in the short term and kick all your best talent - the ones responsible for the hits that keep people coming back for more - out. Then clone mass produced attractions on the cheap to save money short term and wonder why no one goes to California Adventure.

    10. Re:Awesome by Verteiron · · Score: 1

      Well, if judged by its overall cumulative effects, I'd have to say that the job of religion is to cause misery and suffering, propagate and encourage ignorance, and divide in war those who might otherwise work together for peace.

      Does that about sum it up?

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    11. Re:Awesome by tiled_rainbows · · Score: 1

      "...the job of religion is to cause misery and suffering, propagate and encourage ignorance, and divide in war those who might otherwise work together for peace.

      Does that about sum it up?"


      No, dude, you forgot the part about extorting money with spooky threats. Oh, and telling poor people to have more children. And being largely responsible for the AIDS epidemic in Africa. And stuff. Welcome to my friends list.

    12. Re:Awesome by docbrown42 · · Score: 1

      "Walt Disney has contributed more happiness to the world than all the religions combined."

      You're kidding, right? Disney IS a religion, at least according to these guys.

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    13. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup, and yet... where are the humanist soup kitchens?

    14. Re:Awesome by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > divide in war those who might otherwise work together for peace.

      While I believe your idea is right, I don't think the disappearance of religion would stop wars. It would just be different groups fighting, probably over money. If not money, land. If not land, skin color. If not race, for the hell of it, because there are a lot of very pissed off (and pissed on) humans (athiests and religious alike).

    15. Re:Awesome by bigpat · · Score: 1

      "The soulless mess that bears his name, though, just can't do that, and that's why I say Disney is dying. This thing that's left behind is not Walt's Disney."

      If Walt had his way we'd all be living in his Epcot Center eating good at the Chinese Pavillion and then wandering over to get a Pint at the English Pavillion. Life would be good. And it wouldn't cost us a dime, since we'd be living in a Socialized Utopia all working for the Common Good in that giant Golf Ball.

    16. Re:Awesome by Mc_Anthony · · Score: 1

      Secularism has brought much more hell to earth than Religion. Can you sat Nazis, and Communists?

      America's Judeo-Christian values is what makes America great.

      I love History!

    17. Re:Awesome by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Can you sat Nazis, and Communists

      Nazis and Commies and athiests, *OH MY*!

      > America's Judeo-Christian values is what makes America great.

      No, the values that they (are supposed to) promote make the country great. The fact that they are jews/christians makes no difference, as those same values could be applied to Moral Athiests, if such a term truly exists (the people exist, I don't know if it is an accepted group, though.

      Any human with acceptable morals would end up with the same (at least similar) values, regardless of religion. Most religions, however, argue that only their beliefs are correct and that only they will go to thier religion's "heaven" and all others are "sinners," despite the "sinners" possibly being better people.

      It sounds pseudo-Machiavellian, but religion is good for some people, as it gives them a purpose and keeps them from doing stupid things. Unfortunately, for some lunatics, that purpose is to despise or feel sorry for those not of that religion -- sometimes putting them down, sometimes going to their door to "convert" them, and in the very rare case, killing them. There are far too many lunatics in the world. I should know, I'm one of them (altho not a religious nut).

    18. Re:Awesome by Mc_Anthony · · Score: 1

      "No, the values that they (are supposed to) promote make the country great. The fact that they are jews/christians makes no difference, as those same values could be applied to Moral Athiests, if such a term truly exists (the people exist, I don't know if it is an accepted group, though."

      I couldn't disagree more. Clearly, Judeo-Christian values do more for the good
      of our society than say, radical Islamic values, to use an extreme example.

      Europe's continued decline is seen by many to not only be related to the
      choking affects if Socialism, but to it's loss the what some call the
      Protestant work ethic. There was a great NYTimes article by Niall Ferguson
      about this, a few months ago.

      Nasty notions like political correctness, which I view as a form of thought
      control, and moral relativism, take away any need to actually think about and
      compare the differences between things like religion.

      Your right however, religion is good for some people and not for others. You're a master of the obvious. I would repeat however, that religion does far more
      good today for people than it does harm, despite the flood of radical Islamic
      moonbats.

    19. Re:Awesome by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > I couldn't disagree more. Clearly, Judeo-Christian values do more for the good of our society than say, radical Islamic values, to use an extreme example.

      Clearly? No, it may be clear to you, but it is not clear to anyone else. Islamic values do more good for our society than say, radical Christian values, to use a more common example.

      I still don't think that a person's religion has much bearing on their morality. There are christian priests who molest children, Islamic whatevers who encourage people to blow things up (Ironically, they rarely do it themselves -- I wonder why), and athiests who are out to destroy religion just to piss off those who believe, which is detestable.

      Then there are the majority of christians, who are generally good people, the majority of Muslims who condemn terrorism, and the majority of athiests who couldn't care less whether the majority of people believed that "Our Creator" was a half-dog, half-Mr. Potatohead doll freak hellbent on forcing us to code in COBOL all day.

      I'm not sure what a "Protestant Work Ethic" is, as that implicitly excludes Cathoholics, and who is to say their "work ethic" is worse than protestants?

      I agree about the whole P.C. crap, and I can't comment on the decline of Europe, as I have no firsthand knowledge, but you may be correct.

    20. Re:Awesome by Mc_Anthony · · Score: 1

      >Clearly? No, it may be clear to you, but it is not clear to anyone else. Islamic values do more good for our society than say, radical Christian values, to use a more common example.

      The above, of course, is as correct as my original statement. You've argued my point exactly. Some belief systems produce more good than others. Yes, Islamic values do more good than radical Christian values. Hence, religion *does* matter when it comes to values.

      You and I disagree on Judeo-Christian values as compared to Pagan or Islamist or whatever. Fare enough. As an agnostic myself, maybe its easier for me to look at religions and make value judgements.

      >There are christian priests who molest children, Islamic whatevers who encourage people to blow things up

      This is a moot point because humans of every religion do evil things. However, I think you would agree that Jihad, and "blowing people up" is a more critical, ingrained part of radical Islam, than child abuse, which is perhaps more evil, is in Catholicism

  5. Wow.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    ...imagine a beowulf cluster of these!

    1. Re:Wow.... by vigilology · · Score: 1

      Imagine a Beowulf one of these >:-)

    2. Re:Wow.... by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > ...imagine a beowulf cluster of these!

      That would be funny if it was an animatronic Grendel. Of course, that would scare the crap out of children & adults alike.

  6. GREAT!!! now for R2D2 and C3PO ! by chompyZ · · Score: 1

    I am dieing to have an R2D2 at home :)

  7. welcome... by chochos · · Score: 5, Funny

    so, um, is anyone going to welcome our new mechasaur overlords?

    1. Re:welcome... by n1nj4k3n · · Score: 2, Funny
      so, um, is anyone going to welcome our new mechasaur overlords?

      Perhaps someone reading is a mechasaur overlord... you insensitive clod!

      (Hah! Two slashdot cliches in one thread!)

    2. Re:welcome... by jared_hanson · · Score: 2, Funny

      I, for one, welcome our new overly-used-joke-posting overlords.

      Sadly, you pretty much have to to get any enjoyment out of Slashdot.

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    3. Re:welcome... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're new here, aren't you?

  8. Mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here's a mirror in case the site is slow.

  9. Simpsons did it by connsmythe96 · · Score: 4, Funny

    And it was scary...*shiver*

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    1. Re:Simpsons did it by echucker · · Score: 2, Funny

      Professor Chaos is gonna be pissed when he hears that! ;-)

    2. Re:Simpsons did it by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      Too true, tooo true... maybe he'll decide to irradiate the world instead by removing the metal grill on his microwave and cooking hotdogs all day ;-p

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    3. Re:Simpsons did it by flikx · · Score: 1

      ... and WestWorld did it before the Simpsons.

      Interestingly enough, Michael Crichton came up with both WestWorld and Jurassic Park, so the whole 'amusement park gone crazy' idea is not new at all.

      Remember folks, when you call something a 'Simpsons reference', it's almost always a reference/satire of something previous. I pity those of you who get culture from the Simpsons, yet lack enough culture to understand the references.

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    4. Re:Simpsons did it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it was a south park reference, not a simpsons one you idiot

    5. Re:Simpsons did it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe the simpsons started about 1990, not 15 years ago. So according to you they have never been funny.

    6. Re:Simpsons did it by aziraphale · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing that Michael Crichton had a really bad theme park experience as a child. Westworld, Jurassic Park, and Timeline ALL deal with the unintended consequences of the naivety or downright ruthlessness of theme park developers. I'm betting that Congo was originally going to be about some theme park magnate trying to build Gorilla-World until the editor suggested maybe Mikey should consider a mineral company as his naive capitalist entity brought down by nature.

    7. Re:Simpsons did it by John+Harrison · · Score: 1
      Try watching The Simpsons in another country, preferable in another language. Canada doesn't count, btw.

      I saw an episode in Brazil and found that when everybody else laughed, I didn't and when I laughed everyone looked at me like I was crazy. I realized that they were laughing at the cartoon aspects of the show (say, Bart doing something on his skateboard) while I was laughing at references to US culture, which were often too subtle to be noticed by the Brazilians who had less exposure to it. Of course Barney ripping the drinking fountain off the wall and throwing it through the window to escape the hospital (where he was visiting Homer) was funny for everyone, but for different reasons.

    8. Re:Simpsons did it by flikx · · Score: 1

      I saw an episode dubbed in spanish when I was in Mexico City. It was creepy because I already knew the dialog in enlish since I had seen the episode at least a dozen times before.

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    9. Re:Simpsons did it by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 1

      I saw an episode in Brazil and found that when everybody else laughed, I didn't and when I laughed everyone looked at me like I was crazy. I realized that they were laughing at the cartoon aspects of the show (say, Bart doing something on his skateboard) while I was laughing at references to US culture

      What did they think of the Bumblebee Man? :-)

    10. Re:Simpsons did it by John+Harrison · · Score: 1

      Bumblebee Man isn't Brazilian, though I guess the equivalent of him would be Chaves. I don't know if they would recognize it as a caricature of US views of Mexican children's programming or not.

    11. Re:Simpsons did it by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 1

      Bumblebee Man isn't Brazilian, though I guess the equivalent of him would be Chaves. I don't know if they would recognize it as a caricature of US views of Mexican children's programming or not.

      It's not an imagined caricature; actually it's a parody of a real mexican show.

      From http://www.newspringfield.com/info/trivia/
      "The Bumble Bee character was inspired by the Mexican comedy series Chesperito. That show had a man dressed in a bee outfit talking in comical Spanish phrases"

      The Real Chespirito

  10. Yeah, but... by angst7 · · Score: 2, Funny

    can he play soccer? If so I wanna see him vs. Abio.

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    1. Re:Yeah, but... by angst7 · · Score: 1

      And I'm a fool.. That should have been Asimo.

      *slaps self*

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    2. Re:Yeah, but... by Osty · · Score: 1

      Aibo plays soccer, too.

    3. Re:Yeah, but... by El · · Score: 2, Funny

      Do the rules of the robotic soccer competition allow for one team's robots to eat the other team?

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    4. Re:Yeah, but... by mcpkaaos · · Score: 1

      I'd much rather see it play soccer *with* an Aibo.

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  11. Bad Movie by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1, Funny

    This makes me imagine a bad movie based on a cross between Westworld and Jurassic Park.

    1. Re:Bad Movie by donutz · · Score: 1

      This makes me imagine a bad movie based on a cross between Westworld and Jurassic Park.

      Oh thank God...for a second there I thought you said it was a cross between Jurassic Park and Waterworld.

    2. Re:Bad Movie by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 1
      Oh thank God...for a second there I thought you said it was a cross between Jurassic Park and Waterworld.

      No go, how the hell would one market a T-rex with scuba gear and a wetsuit?

    3. Re:Bad Movie by zeno_2 · · Score: 1

      You could probably do it pretty easily if it was something like "Dinosaurs for Hire" (first link i found here)

    4. Re:Bad Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Where else would you keep the plesiosaurs, icthyosaurs, and mosasaurs?

    5. Re:Bad Movie by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1

      You guessed it; only two words connect them:- "Michael Crichton".

  12. Newman! by chochos · · Score: 1

    Let's hope this time it's not being controlled by... Newman!!! (any Seinfeld fan will know what I mean)

    1. Re:Newman! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (any Seinfeld fan will know what I mean)

      well, good luck finding one.

    2. Re:Newman! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm Seinfeild isn't obscure, you don't have to explain a Newman joke.

  13. Mandatory for the Summer 2003: by blackmonday · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I, for one, welcome our new Disney Walking-Talking Animatronic Overlords.

  14. A Dinasour? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I would think they would have started with something more Disney-ish, like Mickey Mouse or his close friend Darl McBride.

    1. Re:A Dinasour? by kdsolutions · · Score: 1

      aha! and they could charge royalties for every picture taken of the robo-mickey!

      but they'd have to keep paramedics handy in case someone died laughing at Darl McBot... too many lawsuits there...

      Then again... they could have Linus Borgvolds asking "Are you smoking crack? You know, 'cause they're smoking crack!" I think that would be more than well worth the trip from MI...

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  15. I don't think it walks by jon_c · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think the legs are more like props then support. Judging from the video the dinosaur is really supported by the large cart it's carrying around.

    it's still pretty slick looking though, but it would be much cooler if it really walked on its own.

    -Jon

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    1. Re:I don't think it walks by NuShrike · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I've seen it in the R&D lab. It really walks on its own two feet. The reason it has the cart behind it is the computers/electronics would add too much weight for the legs to carry.

    2. Re:I don't think it walks by Diamon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ummm sported by the cart? I don't think so. Do you have any idea how much weight would have to be behind the wheels balance out the weight in front of them?

    3. Re:I don't think it walks by MasonMcD · · Score: 1, Funny

      I can see the anachronism now: "We now have the technology to fit the computer equivalent of a walnut sized brain into a small room!"

      Ha ha, you say, we already have the oval office!

    4. Re:I don't think it walks by uberdave · · Score: 1

      The cart doesn't support the dinosaur's weight. The cart+dinosaur is a single unit. It is a device with two wheels, and two legs.

    5. Re:I don't think it walks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also saw it at Imagineering (Burbank R&D) a couple years back. It used state-of-the-art robotics for walking. The cart helped balance it (imagine the liability if that thing tipped over and crushed a small kid). At that time the cart also held the operator in a reclining position -- this must have changed if it's nnow controlled by external radio operators.

  16. obligatory by dollargonzo · · Score: 2, Funny

    looks like the dinosaur stomped on their server *ducks*

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    1. Re:obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's a server duck? Some kind of new genetic project?

    2. Re:obligatory by nytes · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it did - the mighty Slashdotticus Rex.

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  17. It's all fun and games... by KalvinB · · Score: 4, Funny

    until it starts eating the tourists.

    Ben

    1. Re:It's all fun and games... by Bueller_007 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Welcome to Itchy & Scratchy Land, where nothing can possibl-eye go wrong... Uh, possibl-ee go wrong. That's the first thing that's ever gone wrong.

    2. Re:It's all fun and games... by donutz · · Score: 1

      until it starts eating the tourists.

      Well I don't know about you, but I've got money on it happening...go Lucky!

    3. Re:It's all fun and games... by Mr.+Fusion · · Score: 1

      until it starts eating the tourists.

      Then it's time for the merchandising!

      • I was eaten ALIVE at
        Disney's California Adventure(TM)

      Hmmm, maybe those t-shirts won't sell as well as Disney had predicted...

      -Mr. Fusion

    4. Re:It's all fun and games... by akudoi · · Score: 1

      I'm not worried, I always have my trusty camera with me. And if you don't. Smashy Smashy.

  18. Hrm by vigilology · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't like how they have introduced it to slavery.

  19. Re:GREAT!!! now for R2D2 and C3PO ! by webster3w · · Score: 5, Interesting

    They actually already made one. As N8F8 mentioned the talking trash can, a very identical robot was made to represent R2D2. He rolled around with one of the parades. Both are fairly ingenious. They look like they are completely self controlled and no one has anything to do with them. However, if you watch the people who are nearby, you will see someone who looks like they have a messanger bag on their back with their hand stuck in it. (Put on hand on the small of your back, and then imagine a messanger bag covering it) Inside that bag are the controls for the robot. The cast member controlling the robot dresses and acts like a tourist, the only giveaway is that he follows the trash can alot, and goes backstage after the robot. I'm not sure how the trashcan talks, cause I didn't see the cast members mouth move (ventriloquism?) but there is very possibly a camera in the trash can, which stream video to another cast member who provides the voice. I'm not sure. The one who walks with R2D2 was dressed like the cast members who simply police the parade route. They are using something similar for Lucky. I'm not sure which article I read that mentioned this, but he has two cast members who control him. (Three cast members for such a small attraction seems high by their current casting levels) I imagine the same thing applies. Look for two people who are following the dinosaur around with their hands hidden behind their back in a messanger bag.

  20. Cache by OneIsNotPrime · · Score: 3, Informative

    Google cache here

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    1. Re:Cache by NaDrew · · Score: 1

      That's somewhat less than helpful considering that Google's last cache of the weekly update is dated December 27, 2002 - January 4, 2003.

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  21. Lost dog by geekoid · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Lost dog, medium size, brown with bald spots. Missing eye, half an ear, three legs, name..Lucky.

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    1. Re:Lost dog by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Lost dog, medium size, brown with bald spots. Missing eye, half an ear, three legs, name..Lucky. "

      It's not off-topic, it's just unfunny.

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  22. Ho, you think so? by simetra · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Walt Disney has contributed more happiness to the world than all the religions combined."

    Sure, but has he Walt killed and tortured as many?
    I THINK NOT!

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    1. Re:Ho, you think so? by Flounder · · Score: 4, Funny
      Sure, but has he Walt killed and tortured as many?
      I THINK NOT!

      Not yet, you mean. The Corporate Copyright Wars are just around the corner.

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    2. Re:Ho, you think so? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, you've obviously never seen Pocahontas

    3. Re:Ho, you think so? by agrippa_cash · · Score: 1

      I've heard worse than what is related below: HUAC: Can you name any other individuals that were active at the time of the strike that you believe in your opinion are Communists? WALT DISNEY: Well, I feel that there is one artist in my plant, that came in there, he came in about 1938, and he sort of stayed in the background, he wasn't too active, but he was the real brains of this, and I believe he is a Communist. His name is David Hilberman. HUAC: How is it spelled? WALT DISNEY: H-I-L-B-E-R-M-A-N, I believe. I looked into his record and I found that: number 1, that he had no religion, and number 2, that he had spent considerable time at the Moscow Art Theatre, studying art direction or something. FROM-http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/business/wa lt-disney/ Such were the times I guess.

    4. Re:Ho, you think so? by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      I'd never seen most of that information before. As surprising as the communist lookout was, what really grabbed my attention was his plans for Epcot. Combined with the fact that they had the option of setting up a reactor there for power, that could have been the single most impressive thing in the entire continent.

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    5. Re:Ho, you think so? by solarium_rider · · Score: 1

      Sure, but has he Walt killed and tortured as many?

      Have you ever BEEN to Disneyland, "The Happiest place on earth." I THINK NOT

      Or else you would know know what it's like to be surrounded by crying children, waiting in lines, dealing with families, paying $10 dollars for 50 center burger, and you can't even buy alcohol (well for most). So maybe not killed, but rape and tortured to the point where you wish you were killed!

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    6. Re:Ho, you think so? by sharkey · · Score: 2, Funny
      Sure, but has he Walt killed and tortured as many?

      Well, only one in two million people has what we call the "evil gene". Hitler had it, Walt Disney had it, and Freddy Quimby has it.

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    7. Re:Ho, you think so? by Jardine · · Score: 1

      Killed? No. Tortured? I would refer you to exhibit A: the ride It's a Small World After All

    8. Re:Ho, you think so? by Neop2Lemus · · Score: 1

      and Taco Bell will be the only survivor...

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    9. Re:Ho, you think so? by JPGumby · · Score: 1

      Geek moment: all lower case: "it's a small world"

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    10. Re:Ho, you think so? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe it's the title of the song. Therefore the capitalization is correct

    11. Re:Ho, you think so? by gughunter · · Score: 1

      Disney lied! People died!

      Yanks 132:
      9 Even though there weren't any communists in Washington or the Army or Hollywood,
      10 No one really wanted to fight with McCarthy,
      11 Because McCarthy had lists of names,
      12 Which somebody's name might be on,
      13 For some reason,
      14 And so why risk it,
      15 Especially when McCarthy also had a pair of vicious legal attack dogs,
      16 With names like Roy Cohn,
      17 And Robert Kennedy,
      18 Who were dying for any chance to end somebody's career,
      19 Forever.

    12. Re:Ho, you think so? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, like I'm going to rotten.com for something. Nice try.

    13. Re:Ho, you think so? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever been on the It's a Small World Ride?

      It's a small world after all....

    14. Re:Ho, you think so? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LMAO, was think the exact same thing. *looks over his shoulder for swer grate movement...*

    15. Re:Ho, you think so? by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > I believe it's the title of the song.

      But as the title of the song, it is EXPLICITLY all lower-case. It's contrary to common rules of English, but correct.

  23. Hmmmm. by OrangeStoli · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Animatronic Slavery

  24. Uh Oh by OneIsNotPrime · · Score: 2, Funny

    Their Imagineers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should!

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    1. Re:Uh Oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The parent was so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should!

    2. Re:Uh Oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, indeed. i fucked your mother. in her ass.

  25. Archaeologists by So+Called+Expert · · Score: 5, Funny

    What will archaeologists of the future think of this when they unearth its remains?

    1. Re:Archaeologists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Evolution of course. The lizards obviously became smarter and to enhance themselves made bionic components, that over time just became part of the system.

    2. Re:Archaeologists by So+Called+Expert · · Score: 1

      Had a bad day, yes?

    3. Re:Archaeologists by HoneyPossum · · Score: 2, Funny

      This just gives "proof" to the morons who always say that cavemen were alive during the time of the dinosaurs. Yay! Uninformed-o-tainment!

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    4. Re:Archaeologists by The+Zody · · Score: 1

      They will know that we once worshiped our "New animatronic dinosaur masters"

  26. Scenes cut from Jurassic Park by Jim+Hall · · Score: 3, Funny

    What kind of dinosaur is Lucky supposed to be? Looks suspiciously like a velociraptor. All I can think of when I look at the photos of Lucky is how funny it would be for him to leap on another animatronic dino and start eating him. Like this: Scenes cut from Jurassic Park: Velociraptors Devour a Barney (from Dr Fun).

  27. Why walking? by RelliK · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't 2-legged dynosaurs be more likely to jump like kangaroo?

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    1. Re:Why walking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There goes your feeble rat brain - trying to think again.

    2. Re:Why walking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A: You have two legs too, start jumping kangaroo boy. Serious answer: No, especially a carnivore would need to walk to sneak up on prey.

      B: Disney answer: About the time a small child ran up to greet Lucky and the dino landed on it, this would not seem like such a grand idea.

    3. Re:Why walking? by The+Only+Druid · · Score: 1

      No. The hip structure of most 2-legged dinosaurs [especially the sauropods, whom Lucky resembles quite closely] would support running [a la ostriches or emu] as opposed to hopping [a la kangaroos].

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  28. This dinosaur is sweet! by ryanwright · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can't wait to head down to Disneyland and check it out.

    Oh, wait a minute. We're supposed to be boycotting these evil, copyright abusing bastards... and I already compromised on Finding Nemo, so I can't do it again.

    How about if I sneak into the park and promise not to have fun while I'm there?

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  29. Don't forget the geek behind Walt by HotNeedleOfInquiry · · Score: 1

    Ub Iwerks. That's the correct spelling. Google is your friend.

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  30. Cart by Bugmaster · · Score: 5, Funny
    It's a good thing Disney decided to put the computers in a cart behind the dino. Otherwise, I just know that about half of Slashdot would be out in Disneyland right now, wardriving (war-walking ?) Lucky and hacking the wireless protocol.
    Hi, my name is Lucky, and I luuuv yyy-y-y-y L-l-l-ook at you haCker (hacker), huffing and pUfFing as you cr-cr-crawl through my database (base). How can yOu coMpAre to a perperperfect, immmmmmortAl MaChIne ?
    That ought to send half the kids looking for cover, and the other half whipping out their trusty PsiAmp and overcharging Projected Pyrokinesis...
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    1. Re:Cart by glucoseboy · · Score: 1

      Actually, it looks like there is a wireless component to Lucky's control system. ("Two discrete operators" Hmmm, I'm torn about this. It would be incredibly funny, but also quite cruel (poor kiddies)

    2. Re:Cart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Two discrete operators" sounds suspiciously like one guy with his head stuck facing another's butt, and a sheet thrown over the both of them.

  31. it's perfectly safe by bongobongo · · Score: 1

    it's just a friendly walking dinosaur. what could possiblai.... er.. possibly go wrong?

  32. Nice intro to famlies... If it's safe. by end15 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm more of a fan of SRL (www.srl.org) where they are downright dangerous. That in mind though I have to wonder if the creators of this robot have seriously taken the dangers into account. With srl danger is just implied and you know these things can hurt you. In this case I want to know if can it step on a child? Can it run a child over? Just curious. end15 my ears are ringing and I can't answer them...

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  33. Not a velociraptor. by No+Such+Agency · · Score: 2, Informative

    I don't think Lucky looks much like the velociraptors on JP, except for being a bipedal dinosaur. Without consulting any references, I'd say he looks a lot more like a prosauropod (bipedal ancestors of the giant quadripedal sauropods) or possibly camptosaur. The head is certainly very sauropod-like. /humourless scientist

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  34. Slashdot vs. Robot Dinosaur by wonton_mein · · Score: 1

    Slashdot vs. Robot Dinosaur Slashdot wins after 5 comments.

  35. I'm praying now. by fuqqer · · Score: 0, Troll

    Now I'm praying for mecha-Jurassic park. Maybe the robots will go crazy, and eat a lawyer. Just like the movie yeah! Ohhh, and they could go crazy and kill lots more people and Disney-World/Land would get nuked.

    Maybe then lawyers will band together and shutdown that poor excuse for entertainment. I mean come on, what has Disney done lately? Other than appeal to the widest deomgraphic with crap entertainment to get your money. Just so they can lobby congress to extend their copyrights on what was once good media and is now only exploited for more money...

    Another useless rant by some guy who obviously never got to go to Disney theme parks because his parents didn't want to be 'bilked' of their savings.

    I'm too lazy to use a sig field so you'll have to read this I guess.

  36. question by sumho · · Score: 1

    is the dinosaurs name Darl McBride? he looks kind of dinosaurish.

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  37. mechatronic Tux at the next Open Source Con by tloh · · Score: 1

    How fun that would be?

    "Hi! My name is Tux! I *respect* your freedom to choose! Won't you come and compile with me?"

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  38. Quote From Jurassic Park by Valen0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    John Hammond: All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked.

    Ian Malcolm: Yeah, but John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.

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    1. Re:Quote From Jurassic Park by SkywalkerOS8 · · Score: 1

      Everytime I watch that movie that line is like fingernails on a chalkboard because Disneyland opened in 1955.

    2. Re:Quote From Jurassic Park by Poeir · · Score: 1

      Ian Malcolm: Yeah, but John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.

      There you have it, the real reason they shut the doors when a ride's down for service.

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    3. Re:Quote From Jurassic Park by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      Everytime I watch that movie that line is like fingernails on a chalkboard because Disneyland opened in 1955.

      Yeah, but everything was fine until they opened it in 1956.

  39. I, for one, by QEDog · · Score: 1, Redundant

    ... welcome our robotic-dinosaur overlords!

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    1. Re:I, for one, by baywulf · · Score: 1

      I, for one, am sick and tired of this stupid joke.

  40. Slashdotted, but here are direct links by NaDrew · · Score: 5, Informative
    Hi, I work for MousePlanet. Sorry our bandwidth was unable to withstand a severe slashdotting. While we scrape up the remains of our main server, here are direct links to the photos and videos:
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    1. Re:Slashdotted, but here are direct links by NaDrew · · Score: 1
      And here is the text of the article (only about half the article is about Lucky, the rest is a general Disneyland Resort update).
      News and Views

      What's green and walks on two legs?

      If you visit the Disneyland Resort this week, keep your eyes peeled for the new creation from Imagineering: Lucky the Audio-Animatronic dinosaur is loose in Disney's California Adventure.

      During this two-week trial, Lucky and his pal Chandler the Dinosaur Handler can be found roaming the Hollywood Backlot District, making a loop from Hollywood and Dine, down Hollywood Boulevard, and back around past Superstar Limo. The explanation for the odd appearance of a dinosaur in Hollywood is that Lucky and Chandler are going on some rides. Armed with a park map, the pair makes their way towards "Dinosaurin' Over California." Of course, they never quite get there, as Lucky gets tired and needs to head back for a nap.

      Lucky stands about eight feet tall, and his head and neck can lift almost straight up. He walks on his two back legs and pulls a very large cart of silk flowers. Lucky and Chandler interact, but Chandler does not operate the character?Lucky is controlled by two discreet operators on the sidelines. Lucky grunts, groans and whines in reaction to Chandler's comments and events around him. He can blow his nose, wink, smile, and look around.

      What is most impressive about Lucky is the degree of articulation in the head and neck, and the wide range of facial features. It's easy to believe that he is real as he ?talks? with Chandler, or whimpers when his balloon floats away, or smiles and winks at a shy child. Lucky's motions are incredibly smooth?he doesn't appear robotic in his steps, or the way his head moves around to take in the scenery.

      During an appearance last Wednesday, the figure malfunctioned and was pushed off-stage. The creature was repaired on Thursday, and it performed again on Friday for a large crowd of delighed visitors. One cast member jokingly said, ?This is the largest crowd I've seen in Hollywood for months.?

      Although it has been rumored that Lucky is heading to Florida's Animal Kingdom after this test, one of Lucky's handlers said on Friday that the character might be staying in Hollywood after all. Either way, it is fantastic to see a walking, grunting example of Disney creativity up close and in person.

      Lucky is tentatively scheduled to appear today through Friday, August 29, at 10:15, 1:45, 3:45 and 5:45. Each appearance lasts about 30 minutes. NOTE: This schedule was updated on Tuesday, August 25. MousePlanet received two revisions to the schedule; just goes to show that these times are very much subject to change without notice. But this is the current plan.

      See Lucky in action

      Make sure your volume is turned on before you view these video MPEG files. The sound effects are impressive as well.
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    2. Re:Slashdotted, but here are direct links by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

      >> What's green and walks on two legs?

      An itinerant booger. Go ahead, ask me another one...

  41. Stand back.. by usrerco · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, I just hope he's not running Windows.

    1. Re:Stand back.. by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Well, I just hope he's not running Windows. "

      Linux wouldn't be much of an improvement. Imagine that thing grinding to a halt whenever some kid tells it to go fsck itself.

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  42. I miss Robie Jr. by MacFury · · Score: 1
    I remember loading his tray with cups of soda, which would then tip over and spill on the carpet.

    Good times!

  43. I had Robie Sr by LinuxHam · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I had Robie Sr and he kicked ass! :) You could play music with the cassette player in his torso, and you could also record movement sequences on said tape deck. You could talk through the remote control and have your voice come out through his head. In fact (wow, serious flashback!) I hacked my telephone and wired the audio into the mic in jack on Robie, so everyone I talked to on the phone had a robotic avatar of sorts.

    I programmed a sequence for him to wake me up each morning (using his built-in alarm clock) to roll over to my bed side and start yelling at me (in my own voice) to get out of bed. I used to have him hold my police scanner, too, and jacked the audio to the line in. I don't know, I guess everything seemed funnier when the sound was routed through a robot whose mouth lit up as a VU meter. That, and being able to turn his eyes on as headlights was pretty cool, too. I really tinkered with that thing, too. I figured out how to route my voice to his command channel, what pitch to shriek at to emulate commands from the remote, and how to cut the power to the remote with the voice channel open and use him to listen to neighbors' cordless phones. Man, I have been a geek for a long, long time.

    [/me slams phone down on the beach and exits frame right]

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    1. Re:I had Robie Sr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Christ! You must have gotten beat up a lot in middle school and high school, eh?

    2. Re:I had Robie Sr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh I've got stories about that, too. :)

    3. Re:I had Robie Sr by Tukla · · Score: 1

      Given his "I figured out...what pitch to shriek at to emulate commands from the remote", I'd say his parents probably got into the act, too. 8-)

  44. Or in Reality Land... by SuperBanana · · Score: 1
    I'm not sure how the trashcan talks, cause I didn't see the cast members mouth move (ventriloquism?) but there is very possibly a camera in the trash can, which stream video to another cast member who provides the voice.

    Ooooor, in reality land, there's a guy a block away with a walkie-talkie and a pair of binoculars :-)

    (or, gasp, they've got canned phrases/noises!)

    1. Re:Or in Reality Land... by webster3w · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's possible they were canned, but I really doubt it. The trash can was doing more than just talking, it was actually interacting with people. Commenting on their food, talking about their outfits, etc. If it was just doing simple one liners, I could see them being canned. But they comments were fairly insightful as to the individual situation.

  45. How long before... by Stonent1 · · Score: 1

    Mecha-Streisand? Terrorists beware!

    1. Re:How long before... by Cackmobile · · Score: 1

      BAR-BU-RAH!!!!

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  46. morons observing as payper liesense dinosaurs/ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    georgewellian fuddite/unprecedented evile/walking dead, duke it out, whilst sinking into the bad hysteria of their owned phonIE stock markup FraUD execrable/doom.

    walt would have enjoined this.

  47. Two words... by marvin2k · · Score: 1
  48. pay closer attention by joenobody · · Score: 1

    "In an amazing show of spontaneity and interactivity, Chandler breaks from the script to point out a flying pteradactyl (a helicopter) to Lucky, who then lifts his head and gazes up into the sky"

    I guess the writer for the sight never learned stage magic. Lucky is quite cool, but Chandler's hand goes into his bag for controls before Lucky gives any reaction to the copter.

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    1. Re:pay closer attention by egomaniac · · Score: 1

      I guess the writer for the sight never learned stage magic. Lucky is quite cool, but Chandler's hand goes into his bag for controls before Lucky gives any reaction to the copter.

      According to the article, the dinosaur is controlled by two seeming bystanders, not the dinosaur handler himself.

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  49. Extinct! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looks like ye olde server has gone the way of...

    Well, ya know.

  50. Welcome! by TheHornedOne · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I, for one, welcome our new robotic lizard overlords

  51. Torrent File by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since the site is a bit slow, here is a torrent file containing all movies.

  52. sigh... I know where I will be this Christmas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... my 5 year old "dino-crazed" kiddo will literally "shit a brick" when she hears about this...

    1. Re:sigh... I know where I will be this Christmas by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > my 5 year old "dino-crazed" kiddo will literally "shit a brick" when she hears about this...

      Wow, literally? Has she done it before? Sounds painful.

  53. More like Losing Nemo by yerricde · · Score: 1

    My boeuf with DisneyCo isn't with the company's support of homosexuality as much as it is with the company's lobbying to change copyright law for the worse and with its use of sweatshop labor.

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    1. Re:More like Losing Nemo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To me, a proper moderate is one who pisses off both ends of the political spectrum. Seems like Disney is just being your average company, just one with a lot more visibility to the average Joe than Halliburton.

    2. Re:More like Losing Nemo by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Seems like Disney is just being your average company, just one with a lot more visibility

      Vary true, but they are "held to a higher standard" (hah, yeah right) because they primarily market a child/family-oriented "product." Therefore people expect them to do every thing with 100% morality according to the person viewing the actions. Fuck that, they have the right to do business however they want without religious whackjobs (fanatics, not all religious are whacks) hovering over their every move. Although, Disney doesn't seem to complain about it TOO much, as long as they keep their legislators.

  54. Take the Lessig Challenge by yerricde · · Score: 1

    and I already compromised on Finding Nemo, so I can't do it again.

    I take the Lessig Challenge (use Google if you aren't familiar). I'm not giving Disney more than twelve 99-cent movie rentals a year. I'll see Finding Nemo, but I'll wait until 1. it's on video and 2. it's no longer a new release.

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    1. Re:Take the Lessig Challenge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can also take the BitTorrent challenge, which is similar and yet more affordable.

  55. Solution: Segway. by simetra · · Score: 1

    Just pop that dinosaur on a Segway, problem solved.
    You're welcome.

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    1. Re:Solution: Segway. by thebigmacd · · Score: 1

      LOL if only it were so easy I can just imagine...the segway/dino accelerating at 2 Gs just to keep it from tipping forward :) I know you realize that the segway relies on a center of gravity that can be made to be close to directly above the footprint. I suppose you could have Lucky do a wheelie...

  56. Oh look... by transiit · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Disney finally remembered they have a theme park in California.

    Nevermind. Lucky's going to florida. Now the only attractions are the peeling paint and the disintegrating rides.

    -transiit

  57. sigh.. by DaLiNKz · · Score: 2, Funny

    Going to be much much harder to push him over with that cart on the back.

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  58. "Oooh, ahhh..." by One+Louder · · Score: 2, Funny


    Ian Malcolm: "Oooh, ahhh, that's how this all starts. But later there's running and screaming."

  59. power supply cart/balance cart by jonniesmokes · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Looks like the puppetry is really good. Looks like there's a giant mass of batteries in the cart. Sounds like the motors are really noisy - atleast when the head turns.

    For a real walking robot dinosaur take a look at Troody.

  60. Too late by NaDrew · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Lucky has been removed from DCA. He will be making an appearance at the Natural History Museum tomorrow (Thursday) morning, and then he's "going home." We're not sure if "going home" means back to Glendale (Imagineering) or as rumored to the Animal Kingdom park in Florida. There are no more DCA appearances scheduled. This is all subject to change, but that's the latest as of today.

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  61. from the Obligatory Simpsons Quote Dept by madbeaner · · Score: 1

    You've got to listen to me. Elementary chaos theory tells us that all robots will eventually turn against their masters and run amok in an orgy of blood and kicking and the biting with the metal teeth and the hurting and shoving.

  62. Real life is so '90s by ccnull · · Score: 1

    It would have looked SO much better if they had an actor move around and grunt like a dinosaur, then put CGI over him.

  63. I'm dissapointed... by AbbyNormal · · Score: 1

    The obligatory quote has not been said up till this point: "Frankly, I welcome our new animatronic rulers."

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    1. Re:I'm dissapointed... by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > The obligatory quote has not been said up till this point:

      What, are you blind? I've seen it at least 10 times.

  64. Re:I'm praying now, better! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SkyNet 2, Location Disney, Orlando, Florida, 70foot thick concrete, servers burried 200 feet underground. Sealed, Lead coated Blast Doors. Nuclear Generator, the hole purpose of Splash Mountain is to lower the temperature of the reactor coolant, and to dispearse the radiation.

    How is Disney Powered anyways...

  65. In my opinion... by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

    this is just another example of mickey-mouse engineering.

  66. Cloning is cruel by Ignis+Flatus · · Score: 1

    It's so sad to see Lucky having to use a walker.

    Short telomeres means arthritis by puberty. Won't somebody please think of the dinosaur children?

  67. tour guides by erikharrison · · Score: 1

    Combine this with My Pal Mickey and you can fire the tour guides. Until My Pal Evil Dinosaur starts eating people who won't buy what he tells you to.

  68. Shodan? by antdude · · Score: 1

    Is that you, Shodan? ;)

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    1. Re:Shodan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I say after Thief III and Deus Ex II they need to make a System Shock III.

    2. Re:Shodan? by Lightwarrior · · Score: 1

      I go back and play SS2 after every time I upgrade my computer. Recently, I played through with my new top-of-the-line kick-me-in-the-wallet comp... I'm continually impressed on how it looks, even now.

      True classics never die.

      And yeah, my biggest wish is for another SShock game.

      -lw

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    3. Re:Shodan? by mink · · Score: 1

      Have you tried the replacement hi-rez graphics that a recent /. article covered?

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    4. Re:Shodan? by Bugmaster · · Score: 1

      Actually no... Can you post the link ? Sounds intriguing :-)

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    5. Re:Shodan? by Lightwarrior · · Score: 1

      It's called System Shock 2: Rebirth, and while there's a release that already works very well, he's still making upgrades.

      (WARNING: link contains material that could be deemed inappropriate for minors - it would likely receive an 'R'/PG-18 rating [if it was a US film] for graphic violence, partial nudity, and "disturbing images")
      System Shock 2: Rebirth

      When I played through, they didn't have the new monkey or rumbler models (which both look great, imho) - and let me tell you, it added a lot =) While the original game had plenty of atmosphere to make me jumpy before, the new additions keep it fresh enough that I hope never to get complacent =)

      -lw

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  69. Re:Nice intro to famlies... If it's safe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    rtfa

  70. I can't wait for... by The+Human+Cow · · Score: 1

    ...Disney: Isla Nublar.

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  71. Reminds me of the Purple Dinosaur by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I love you, you love me, homo-sexu-ality..."

  72. Finally! by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
    THIS is what Disneyland needs to combat the hordes of kids who assault the people dressed in Mickey costumes. Let's see them try to kick a metal dinosaur in the nuts! Better yet, they should make a Godzilla one, and give it a flamethrower breathweapon. The possibilities are ENDLESS. In fact, I think a game should be made where you are a crazy robot running amok in a themepark and your goal is to kill visitors in creative and gory ways!

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  73. That is really cool by Zed2K · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't care who is controlling it, how noisey it is or what tricks they are using. Thats one of the coolest things I've ever seen. Suspend your belief and think like a child for a few minutes then go back and watch the movies again. Wow.

    1. Re:That is really cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Suspend your belief and think like a child for a few minutes

      I first misread that as "act like a child" and I was about to point out the flaw of that statement here on /.

  74. It's all in the name by fuzzeli · · Score: 1

    Obviously the Imagineers named this thing... as in "we'll be LUCKY if this thing works."

  75. Ichy and Scratchy Land by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Note to self, bring numerous cameras (with flash).

  76. Disney Animatronics Tech Articles by pipingguy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Mechanical Engineering Magazine (from ASME) has a couple of related articles on Disney Animatronics, for those interested:

    Wild mouse in the funhouse (2000)

    The fantastical meets the practical (1997)

  77. Welcome! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, for one, welcome our new robotic dinosaur overlords!

  78. it's obvious by chocolatetrumpet · · Score: 1

    Since robots will eventually take over the human race, when they dig this up they will see that they were preceded by dinosaurs.

    Perhaps the remains that humans have found ARE the "disneyized" remains, and our true ancestors remain undiscovered...

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  79. Re:GREAT!!! now for R2D2 and C3PO ! by disneyfan1313 · · Score: 1

    There are three things at Walt Disney World that use the same concept. R2D2 in the Disney Stars and Motor Cars parade at the Disney-MGM Studios, The talking palm tree at Disney's Animal Kingdom and "Push" the talking trash can at the Magic Kingdom. It is the guy with the messenger bag that controls them.. (once you spot him it's painfully obvious.. but most people never notice) and he also does the voice .. you will notice him speaking into his hand occasionally.

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  80. When will we LEARN from history? by Zhe+Mappel · · Score: 1
    The dangers inherent in this carnivorous electro-beast were all spelled out in Westworld nearly thirty years ago! Robots and amusement park patrons must not mix.

    "Lucky." Yeah, right. See how lucky we are when this thing starts going Yul Brynner on somebody's ass.

    1. Re:When will we LEARN from history? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Some of our animatronic characters are missing (specifically two pirates, the piano player, a large bat and a small arm) . If you see any that look lost, contact a park employee.We don't expect them to harm anyone, but hey, better safe than sorry" Bucketheadland Visitors' Information Center

  81. That would be fucking hot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Big dino dick in the ass...

    I'd take it.

    =-O

  82. Ichy and Scratchy land by schnits0r · · Score: 2, Funny

    What ARe the thinking? Didn't they see what happened with the Ichy and Scratchy Land robots on the Simpsons?

  83. THE POPE by TheDarkRogue · · Score: 1

    Nobody Belives me. The Pope is DEAD. He is NOT ALIVE. The Vadican Secretly paid Disney to make a FAKE POPE.

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  84. Disney and the RIAA. Boycott. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't forget that Disney is one of the caring organizations that bring you the RIAA. Treat them apropriately. Don't get charmed by trinkets and baubles.

    Boycott Disney.

  85. No one want one for Xmas? by SWTP_OS9 · · Score: 1

    Huh? Not one mention of having one for xmas? There was a lot on the My Pal Mickey and Bob the Builder.

    Saw some where the underlighing sheleton and was quite impresive.

  86. WHEN LUCKY ATTACKS!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next week on FOX!

  87. Totally agree by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    I love DisneyWorld (though I like it less and less as they change it), and I like watching the old clips of Walt going on about various projects.

    What Disney lacks now is vision and soul. They are a zombie like shell that just keeps moving by sheer momentum - what will they do without Pixar to prop them up?

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  88. Every time I read a story like this... by KC7GR · · Score: 1

    ...I can't help but start thinking about some of the Fun-But-Eevyl Things that one could do with this kind of hardware. The hack already done to the now-infamous 'Billy Bass' (or was it 'Boogie Bass?' I never was too clear on that) comes immediately to mind, as do the electronic surgical procedures performed on hapless furbys.

    For example: I seem to recall that several of the parade floats have wireless receivers for the purpose of playing parade music through onboard speakers. I think it would be great fun to find what frequency they're on, use a transmitter powerful enough to override Disney's signal (FM does have that nice 'capture' effect), and broadcast a nice, juicy belch right in the middle of the event.

    This idea took on new meaning with my recent (somewhat unwilling) exposure to the big parade at the Orlando park. Every time the stupid narration told the audience to yell "Pixie Dust," I found myself wondering how much effort it would take to substitute the words "Angel Dust!"

    Same thing applies to Lucky. I'll bet that, with some creative tweaking, he could be made to do all kinds of things that would be, shall we say, less than politically correct?

    All I can say is that I hope someone does it when the press is around to report it. ;-)

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    1. Re:Every time I read a story like this... by jafuser · · Score: 1

      For example: I seem to recall that several of the parade floats have wireless receivers for the purpose of playing parade music through onboard speakers.

      IIRC, the recievers only serve to trigger a change in the pre-recorded musical sequence that was stored on the float. If so, you would not be able to do much more than the equivalent of skipping tracks on a CD.

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  89. cast member with hands hidden in video 3 by dcd · · Score: 1

    look at video 3
    and you can see one of the cast members with their hands behind their back the whole time

  90. Is this Danny Hillis' project? by Animats · · Score: 1
    Between 1988 and 2000, Danny Hillis headed a team at Disney to build a walking dinosaur. They produced a truck-sized four-legged walking machine. But I'd heard he'd left Disney. This sounds less ambitious than Hillis' machine.


    Power is always a big problem with these things. Until the fuel cell people finally deliver, it's either severe battery life problems or an IC engine.
    You can run the engine on butane, though, and muffle it until nobody can hear it.


    The trailer solution is a bit tacky. After five years of R&D, I'd expected better.

  91. Why Chandler? by icewitch · · Score: 1

    Where are Ross and Monica and the rest of the Friends cast? In the cart?

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  92. This is what they need to send ... by torpor · · Score: 1

    ... to Baghdad.

    Whole fleet of them. Put food, water, and duracells in the cart.

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  93. Open the door by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Get on the floor. Everybody walk their dinosaur...

    Nope, that's it..

  94. Ahhhh, how cute by pmz · · Score: 1

    It kinda walks on two legs, just as the rumors promised, but actually pulls a cart for additional balance...

    They just invented the first dinosaur hobo.

  95. Re:GREAT!!! now for R2D2 and C3PO ! by hesiod · · Score: 1

    > It is the guy with the messenger bag that controls them

    Hmmm... a guy who follows people around with his hand in a bag. Sounds like a good description of a terrorist to me. If I ever see one I'll just HAVE to call the cops on him -- you know, just doing my Patridiotic duty.