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  1. Great Troll, but. . . on Part Of The Patriot Act Shot Down · · Score: 0

    you forgot the obligatory "Bush is jeebus incarnate" mindless praise. Overall, I give it a 9.5 out of 10.

  2. Re:Another DNA paradox on MovieLink 2004's Top Film Download Service, So Far · · Score: 0, Offtopic


    And the scary part is: a post describing what females are was modded insightful

  3. Re:Was he not paying attention? on New California Law Bans Anonymous Media File Sharing · · Score: 0

    Uh, I'm going with the former. Anyone who has lost more muscle mass than I have ever had from just aging surely has spent too little time in a library and too much time watching his muscle grow in the mirror at the gym.

  4. Re:Counterfeit Music? on Whois Record Falsification Closer To Illegality · · Score: 0

    Does this mean an end to top-40 radio?

    Or the current state of TV right now. 5 different CSIs, 3 Law and Orders and 50 different "Reality" TV shows with no basis whatsoever on anybody's perception of what the world is.

  5. Re:RIAA on MPAA Sends Linux Australia Dubious Takedown Notice · · Score: 0

    I'd move to Britain and take that shite job just to see Jack Valenti and the rest of the entertainment industry goons go to Federal-Pound-Me-In-The-Arse prison.

    Well, not really, but you get my point.

  6. Hippies aren't sterile?!?!?!?! on A Wi-Fi/VoIP Phone Booth In the Burning Man Desert · · Score: 0

    I would think all that acid and 'shrooms consumed out there in the desert would kill off any disease-causing bacteria that would inhabit their unwashed, naked bodies.

    That being said, a quote from Ron White comes to mind about the naked pix:
    "Once you've seen one woman nekid... you wanna see the rest of them nekid! Maybe not more than once, but. . ."

  7. Re:Gaming? on Is That Pirated Software? · · Score: 0

    . . .each CD is delivered dangling from the nipple of a Burmese virgin

    Where can I get some of that!?!?

  8. No, no they aren't . . . on FTC Recommends Bounty on Spammers · · Score: 0

    Spammers are, on some level, comparable to druglords and serial killers

    When's the last time a spammer shot and killed a 12 year old for not delivering his e-mail? Or closer to the point, the government should not be spending tax money to protect people who don't have the common sense to not click on junk mail on their employer's time. But, whoops, that's too much common sense for our bureaucratic nightmare that is the federal government.

  9. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes on Cleansing Hardware Of Dead Pig Odors? · · Score: 0

    Well, if you do confuse the two products, you might have a VERY hard drive afterward.

  10. Re:From Florida with Love on Hurricanes Affecting Spammers? · · Score: 0

    But, when it's not raining, hot, humid or generally miserable, Florida can be nice. :^)

    So, in other words, it's nice one day in March and one day in November.

  11. My money's on. . . on Bush vs. Kerry on Science · · Score: 0

    My money's on them both failing miserably. I'd handicap Kerry as having the better advantage, but they'd both suck gigantic monkey nuts at any sort of trivia game.

  12. The words of REM come to mind. . . on SCO Files for Stay of Execution · · Score: 4, Funny

    "It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine!"

  13. I, for one. . . on Savebetamax.org National Call-in Day · · Score: 0

    I don't know about the rest of you, but I for one would welcome our liberating, common-sense oriented overlords. I would certainly be a change from our current junta of corporate whores and profiteering madmen.

  14. Wrong. on They Killed Ken! · · Score: 0

    Nope. 60 Minutes had a special on Jeopardy a few days ago, and they showed how the questions are picked. There's a panel of 7 people who decide whether or not questions are too hard or too easy, and they base the questions actually given to the contestants by majority vote. It's nowhere near random.

    Then again, the only reason I was watching 60 Minutes was for the clip on the Porn Industry just before it. That and Leslie Stahl's hot body. . .

  15. That's what makes his work so popular on Michael Moore Seeks TV Airing of Fahrenheit 9/11 · · Score: 0

    I expect this kind of distortion of truth from the Republican party

    As I said in my subject, it's refreshing for many people, including myself, to see the spin tactics that the Republicans have honed perfected used against their own agenda. Mind you, it's a bad argument, but it's just so gratifying to see the F.U.D.-style of manipulation used to even out the political spectrum

  16. And the funny part is. . . on California AG Says He'll Sue Diebold · · Score: 0

    That the "Liberal Communist Hippies" of California are doing the single-most important thing this year to preserve our system of representative democracy

  17. Re:Follow that law? on Government Asks Court to Keep ID Arguments Secret · · Score: 0

    Personally, I prefer that we shoot them. At the very least it will refresh the proverbial tree of capitalism.

  18. Re:On a similar topic: on The Underground History of American Education · · Score: 0

    George Washington wasn't a pothead, he just grew hemp. Clinton on the other hand. . .

  19. BEST. ADVICE. EVAR. on Man Stalks Ex-girlfriend With GPS · · Score: 1, Funny

    Game over man! This is the best statement someone has ever uttered on this website. Mind you there's only about 8 women who will read it. . .

  20. Re:1420 MHz on SETI Researcher Quashes Signal Rumors · · Score: 0

    If I'm not mistaken, 1420 MHz is a frequency allocated to radio astronomy, therefore you were probably picking up on a transmission by a freshman junior college student from Bumfuck, Arkansas.

    That being said, the only logical response would be "t4k3 0ff 3\/3ry zig!"

  21. Re:Lost me at the first sentence on Live Nightclub Hacking · · Score: 0

    I was thinking of the "Elaine Dance-Floor Seizure" from Seinfeld when I heard that statement.

  22. Emmett Brown's Law on Hurricane Threatens Shuttle Program · · Score: 0

    Hello McFly?

    Anyone quoting Biff Tannen to emphasize their argument automatically loses said argument. For more information see subsection 3 of Godwin's Law.

  23. Viva los Chinese! on Hurricane Threatens Shuttle Program · · Score: 0

    Maybe if the Chinese kicked over our flag on the moon and planted their own we would actually get our collective asses in gear and accomplish something outside of Earth's orbit.

  24. Obligatory n00b rant about NYT Registration on NYT Profiles Creator of Black & White and Fable · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    j00 guys need to h4x0r around that st00pid page

    Oh, and will you fix my computer for me? I think I gave it a virus.

  25. Re:It all boils down to pr0n on Top Banned Books of 2003 · · Score: 0

    I wasn't talking about my personal opinion, but merely this ass-backward society's view on the whole homosexual issue. By acknoledging said stereotype, I was hoping to elicit a "nyuk nyuk, he said eating out"-style comment. It was merely an attempt to generate a bit of idiot humor through societal truth in what was a far-too-serious thread.