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Cleansing Hardware Of Dead Pig Odors?

Chagatai writes "My company is one of America's largest beef and pork producers. Recently I took a trip to see a new computer room that had been built at one of our abbatoirs. While the new environment is nice and sanitary, the old computer room had air intakes that were adjacent to the rendering portion of the plant, and everything smells in an almost unholy way. Management is curious if there are any cleaning agents or means of deodorizing this equipment before moving it into the nice, new office. The only products I could find would clean the outside of the hardware, but the internals would still possess the lovely aroma of boiled dead pig parts. Of course, this is a race against time, as I am sure someone will inevitably squirt Pine-Sol into the system to try to make things better. Does anyone have any recommendations to remove the effluvium of post-mortem porcine matter from our machines?"

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  1. Not pigs, but cigarettes by mixy1plik · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Now, I can't comment on the stench of dead pig- but I can talk about my experience with a stench-infected computer.

    Back in the early 90s, my dad bought me My First Computer. It was an Macintosh IIcx which was a big, beige rectangle box. Had neat stuff like NuBus and about 12 SIMM slots. I lived in Europe at the time, and the computer was purchased from a graphic design house where *EVERYONE* chain-smoked at their desks. The machine had the most disgusting tar-like filth on *EVERYTHING* inside the chassis. The upstairs of my house reeked of cigarettes.

    I literally chipped away tar, vacuumed it, put Bounce sheets over the power supply fan, to no avail. The machine still sits in my closet to this day, and having given it my best efforts over 10 years ago- it still smells of stale cigarettes.

    Because of the small nooks and openings in your average computer, I honestly don't think you'll be able to do much about the smell. Unless there are some new commercial/industrial agents that can do the job, you might be SOL. Guess it's time for 3M to create a solvent version of Fluorinert.

    1. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by Brento · · Score: 4, Funny

      Guess it's time for 3M to create a solvent version of Fluorinert.

      Actually, you've got a great (albeit expensive) single-machine solution right there: run the machine in a tub of Fluorinert. Presto, no smell is going to escape that liquid.

      Wouldn't work for a data center, unless of course you wanted to run it inside a pool and send your techs in with scuba gear. And at that point, you might as well just run the data center in a normal room - but send the techs in with scuba gear, and they won't smell the funky servers because they'll be wearing scuba gear.

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    2. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 1

      Maybe you guys can get new chasis and move the hardware components in?

      Sure, some of the smell will still stick on the parts, but i'm pretty sure most of it would be on the chasis.. and for its big size, it is kinda not worth it to take the trouble cleaning that thing.

      After you are done just put a air freshener in the PC. Problem solved! Case closed!

    3. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its highly illegal these days but GHB (Gamma hydroxy butyrate) is one of the best non-toxic (chuckle) parts cleaner know to man.

    4. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by 0racle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Throw it in the dishwasher. No seriously.

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    5. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by Bi()hazard · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wow, this will be a great article for the trolls. You're sure to see a lot of ridiculous posts here.

      You're also probably going to get a lot of serious suggestions about rubbing alcohol and vapor-based cleaning. These are likely to help, but not do it 100%, and they require either a lot of labor or shipping everything to an expensive cleaning company.

      So let me tell you what did where I was working several years back. I was working with the FBI, on a special mission in Russia to help their law enforcement agencies upgrade security in former nuclear weapons facilities. Now, it wouldn't surprise anyone to hear that a certain facility that will remain unnamed, somewhere in the middle of Siberia, only a day or two's drive from a certain site of civil war, had an incident that wasn't properly cleaned up. We arrived at the main computer lab to find a dozen corpses that had been there for a year and a half. And despite the Siberain weather that can freeze spit before it hits the ground, the bodies in the bunker hadn't been frozen.

      After getting a couple new gas masks for the guys that really should've skipped lunch before going down there, we discovered that the computers were overrun with, well, you don't want to know. Let's just say it was fuzzy and came in colors I'd never seen before. Even after the room was disinfected nobody could stand to go down there without a mask. Though one of the Russians suggested using it as a gas chamber to execute criminals, until we briefed him on the Geneva Convention. But we couldn't just throw the machines away-they included supercomputers and large clusters full of nuclear weapons research. The science team had to go through all of it with a fine-toothed comb.

      So what did we do? Simple-seal everything off! We too a bunch of plastic covers and created an airtight seal around all the computers, with only monitors, keyboards, and mice outside. A ventilation system pumped cold air into the huge computer tent. It was ugly as hell, but worked quite effectively.

      So, if your offices don't mind having interior decorating issues, a bunch of strong plastic, industrial glue, and lots of duct tape can solve the problem. Until somebody want to upgrade or do maintenance, of course. God help that poor bastard.

    6. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      For organics (blood, fat) your best bet is an enzyme detergent (e.g. http://www.deconlabs.com/skincare/enzyte.htm). That will deal with anything on the surface. You'll then have to wash the computer down with alcohol (just a bottle of the spray cleaner) near any sockets/connectors or the water and residue left over will cause problems.

      Chances are that not much has actually penetrated the plastics. If it has, then use a shellac based sealer (e.g. http://www.zinsser.com/product_detail.asp?ProductI D=10). That will contain any volatiles and save you from having to replace the plastics. Obviously you can't shellac the entire thing, but doing the main panels will help.

      You'll probably have to replace the fans -- the lubricating oil holds the smells and there isn't much you can do about it, except to try and flush it away with more oil.

      Beyond that... you could try adding a charcoal filter to the cooling system to deal with the remaining odours, but I've never done it.

    7. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Or call someone like www.crimescenecleaners.com

    8. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by crazyhorse44 · · Score: 1

      what kind of "accident" would leave a dozen corpses in a nuclear weapons research facility for a year and a half? did it involve the T-virus and zombies?

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    9. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Siberia is not Russian and is no where near Siberia fuckwit, nor has it had a civil war

    10. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by ByteSlicer · · Score: 1

      Lol, what movie did you watch yesterday? James Bond? As if the Russions would allow FBI agents (or any Americans) in their nuclear weapons facilities. Would make a nice movie though!

    11. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by vsprintf · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wow, this will be a great article for the trolls. You're sure to see a lot of ridiculous posts here. . . . I was working with the FBI, on a special mission in Russia . . .

      LOL. Okay, that was ridiculous. Nice troll - the guy that modded it insightful is probably out waxing his Yugo now.

      Let me try. There is no way you're going to rid the equipment of the stench unless you sacrifice a PETA member and cremate the remains in the room with the equipment. The smoky holiness will counteract the "unholy" residue mentioned. It works doubly well if the PETA member is a virgin. The only side-effect is that all subsequent users of the equipment will become politicized vegetarians (well, that and the ashes all over everything).

    12. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Though one of the Russians suggested using it as a gas chamber to execute criminals, until we briefed him on the Geneva Convention.
      I don't know what's scarier an "FBI" agent wanting to execute criminals in gas chambers or the fact that his colleagues aren't aware that the Geneva Convention only applies during war. Chemical weapons are outlawed by the Geneva Convention right? So way are the police in most western countries allowed to use pepper spray and what-not? Lethal injections would surely also be illegal if the Geneva Convention was applicable domestically.
    13. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by mcovey · · Score: 1

      I think that mixy1plik is on to something... just smoke around the computer and the odor will morph into a wonderful aroma of roasted tobaccos in no time!

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    14. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some electrical contact cleaner sould do it
      This stuff is pretty strong, it's perfectly safe for electronic and evaporate without leaving any residue. So there is no risk of shorting out anything and thats always a good thing...

    15. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've got a LivingAir from EcoQuest. i thought it was a scam and too expensive...but I tried it during the free trial period on a car with cigarette smell embedded in the fabric and it works great. It neutralizes the stinkiest fried fish smell within hours. I think it would work on a computer as well.

    16. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Curious that you mention the geneva convention which has absolutely nothing to do with the internal affairs of which crime and punishment is one, of the signature states.

    17. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by Nyder · · Score: 1

      ByteSlicer posted, and I quote : "Lol, what movie did you watch yesterday? James Bond? As if the Russions would allow FBI agents (or any Americans) in their nuclear weapons facilities. Would make a nice movie though!"

      Whats even funnier is I click on that posters name http://slashdot.org/~Bi()hazard and she(?) claims she's a 19 yo college ho, er, chick.

      Of course, the bio could be a lie, but I'm pretty sure her story is one also.

      lies, damn it, all lies!

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    18. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For some reason I keep envisioning a phone call with a nervous guy on the other end of the line while the parent poster keeps assuring him that it is /. and no one will ever believe it is true.

    19. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by HermanAB · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Yup, everything but the disk drives and screens, can go through a dish washer. About 10 years ago, electronic boards were washed in dishwashers in the electronics factories, with orange oil as solvent - then someone invented no-cleanup flux.

      Some random pieces will come out fschk'ed though

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      Oh well, what the hell...
    20. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by joe83 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Open up the cases, seal the room and run an ozone generator for 24 hours. Ozone generators can get rid of any odor permanently.

    21. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've used a product from the local electronics store claled greasless tuner cleaner. Tuner cleaner has some lubricant that stays behind so the knobs of the tuner wouldn't freeze up but greasless does not. I'm sure what every is in it may kill bacteria.

      Heed the above advice and avoid hosing down the hard drive.

    22. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by eclectro · · Score: 4, Informative


      I worked in a large surface mount production facility. In the final stage of assembly, they would in fact go through a fancy dishwasher. Early on we didn't even use deionized water. They did switch to deionized water not so much for the fear of conductivity, but to not leave spots behind.

      You want to put tape (waterproof - packing tape might work) over any speakers, piezo devices, potentiometers, dip/pushbutton switches. Remove any batteries and button cells.

      Then stick it in the diswasher, I'd use electrasol. Also, skip the "drying" cycle and let it air dry. Where I live (Utah) the air is quite dry. It would be ideal to let it sit for a day in the summer sun. Then you are good to go.

      If you are not blessed with dry air but humid air, it may take more than a day to safely dry before you can plug it in.

      Under no conditions would I do this to vintage equipment, esp. tube equipment or even vintage transistor equipment. Old equipment will tend to crumble under the stress as old capacitors like to die (if they haven't already - google/get an ESR meter) and plastic will tend to crack. I would only do this for equipment from the mid eighties on. Before this time I would be judicious with the cleaning process. Like maybe not using hot water.

      Modern components however are made to face a dishwasher, and can withstand it nicely, unless the components are defective to begin with (like some bad electrolytics on motherboards).

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    23. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by digitalsushi · · Score: 1, Funny

      Wouldn't work for a data center, unless of course you wanted to run it inside a pool and send your techs in with scuba gear.

      Hot damn! My techs smell worse than the gear -- anyone know how long they last underwater? (they're all MCSEs)

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    24. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Siberia is not Russian and is no where near Siberia fuckwit, nor has it had a civil war

      Siberia is Russian, and is in fact very, very close to Siberia.

      And by the way, if Siberian geography is the most dubious point you found in the parent post, life is going to give you many problems.

    25. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by bluephone · · Score: 2, Funny

      That Enzyte not to be confused with this Enzyte...

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    26. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by Dorothy+86 · · Score: 2, Funny
      seeing as how they are MCSEs, they will last longer than Linux techs.

      Now before you all get mad, I'll explain.

      It's just that MCSEs have to have a larger lung capasity to explain around all of Window's problems, ending up blaming the user, whereas the Linux tech will just up and blame the user.

      simple as pie!

    27. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by cofaboy · · Score: 2, Informative

      I can definatly agree with this, worked for DEC in th 80's and a PDP 8 came over from russia ( eventually due to customs ) that had been used in a knitting factory. The refurb included up grading the boards. We washed them in a very mild washing liquid /water solution and then hung them on a washing line (no I am not taking the piss) then did the job. As long as the discrete parts are not live they will survive. As to all the other parts, the floppy and cd will live but the HD's you're stuck with the smell. Time to upgrade those.

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    28. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by flushtwice · · Score: 5, Informative
      Someone needs to mod this one up. It's non-destructive to the electronic components, and does indeed destroy odors.

      Just remember to seal off the area during the process, and ventilate it well before re-entering as pure ozone can be just as deadly as carbon monoxide.

    29. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by yiantsbro · · Score: 1

      Hehe...and my team thought we had it bad. I think I will print and post your question on our board as a reminder that the issues our group face--although annoying--could be much more disgusting.

    30. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is also no site of civil war within a couple of days drive from the middle of Siberia.
      There is nothing within a couple of days drive from the middle of Siberia, except more of Siberia.... hardly any population and no civil war...

    31. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by bob+beta · · Score: 1

      It all depends on the quality of the gear, and what it was intended to survive. A lot of the old Military avionics from the tube era was designed to get a through washing periodically. The old-school Tektronix scopes, meaning the tube ones with the ceramic/silver wiring, go through a washing well too. I suspect my old Tek scopes will survive forever, with proper care.

      Cheaper consumer-grade things aren't made to last forever, though.

    32. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by ars · · Score: 1
      I was going to suggest exactly the same thing. Ozone. It's the only thing that actually works on smoke (the extra O reacts with the carbon and make CO2). It's used to prepare smokers houses for sale.

      And I'll bet that it would work on other odors too. It would basically have the effect of burning the material, but without the fire.

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    33. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You can also use a steamer instead of a dishwasher.

      You should follow everybody else's instructions about drying. Like everybody else says, don't do it on hard drives or batteries. Everything else should be Ok. My guess is most of your stink is going to be in the power supply and in 'soft' components like the rubber feet. In that case you might want to just buy new el-cheapo $20 cases while washing the rest of the components.

      It probably won't hurt to stick an air freshener to the inside of the case either ;)

    34. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by bob+beta · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I have a 'Cold Quartz Ultraviolet and Ozone Apparatus' here. Its a desk-lamp sized thing, with a quartz column, and after it's run for awhile it reeks of ozone around the room it's in. I use it to erase EPROMs sometimes. It's from the scary-old 1950's and was apparently originally intended as a Medical Device for some sort of quack medicine. Absolutely no guards or covers for the lamp. You just learn to leave it with the cover down sealed over whatever you're exposing to it. You really don't want to stare into the glow of a powerful UV lamp.

      For it's stepup power supply, it uses a 117L7GT vacuum tube. I've always gotten a kick out of using 1950's vacuum tube equipment to erase EPROMs.

      But it's not the kind of thing you operate in a sealed room.

    35. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by kiatoa · · Score: 1

      How about an enzyme that is distributed through the air? Had a problem with our class C diesel RV where diesel sprayed onto the floor of the cab. Yuk. To get rid of the diesel smell I tried a product called clenair. The stuff is a solid that evaporates (sublimes?) over time and destroys odors. Seems to have worked very well with only a hint of diesel smell left after a month. Might be worth a try.

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    36. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by awtbfb · · Score: 2, Funny

      MCSEs? You might have a problem. I think witches either float or melt in water. Either way, there is no way they'll be able to get to the server.

      Probably a good thing.

    37. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the latter seems to be designed to increase organic fluids, not remove them hehe

    38. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by SydShamino · · Score: 4, Informative

      Our company still has wash machines for a few products that can't use 'no clean' solder flux for whatever reason. Almost every product I've designed went through a de-ionized water wash at some point.

      Contrary to any widespread notion, almost every electronics component can survive being completely immersed/soaked in water. (It can even be beneficial, like when washing off acidic flux residues, or perhaps interesting smells.)

      What electronics cannot survive is being -powered- while wet, as the shorts could cause currents that could burn out semiconductors. So, make sure there are no batteries, or even charged capacitors, anywhere on the hardware.

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    39. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm surprised there are not more comments on this.

      I guess not many people know how to deoderize stuff.

      Ozone works. Really, it's the only thing that doesn't just try to cover up the odor or "wipe" it off. Ozone absolutely removes any odor whatsoever.

    40. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by jhoffmann · · Score: 1

      Definately ozone is the answer. It would be a lot easier than trying to clean a room full of stuff by with chemicals. Furnace cleaning and disaster recovery companies use them to kill mold and smoke smell in houses, but it should work on any organic odors.

    41. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the production of electronic equipment (ie motherboard, video cards, etc.) parts are emerced in solvents to clean off flux and other contamaments. This liquid is not dialectric or anything special its just good ol toxic, caustic craps that will clean fast. The key is to let everything dry completely before using.

    42. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by Reziac · · Score: 1

      While back someone gift me a pile of perfectly functional but unbelievably smoggy SCSI components that I couldn't stand to be around but couldn't bear to pitch in the trash....

      So far the best thing I found for getting rid of the smell was a mix of All Temperature Cheer (which will also remove grease) and Fabreze deodorizer. Don't worry about getting boards and cables wet so long as they get a week or so to THOROUGHLY dry afterward. But use only a damp cloth on hard drives and other components that have little holes water might get into.

      Plastic parts like cables were the worst as they'd absorbed the smell and refused to turn loose of it. I finally soaked them in straight Fabreze and left them to dry and "age" outdoors for a couple months. By that point the reek had been diluted to tolerable, if not perfect.

      "Eau de Boiled Pig" is probably mostly grease; vapourized, recondensed, and gone rancid (much akin to that other popular fragrance, "Bachelor's Kitchen"). Dawn dishwashing detergent is hell on grease; I'd try that.

      I would NOT use an alcohol-based solvent (nor Windex even tho it will take off aged grease) as there are too many possible interactions with the plastics, and if not thoroughly wiped off afterward, the residue can be worse than the disease.

      BTW some professional carpet cleaners use undiluted 409 to remove "unremovable stains" (such as blood, chocolate, and aged grease) from carpet. So it's another possibility here.

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    43. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Nice troll - the guy that modded it insightful is probably out waxing his Yugo now.

      Hmm, I've never heard that particular metaphor. I'm going to have to write that shit down.

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    44. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pigarettes!

    45. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is there a way to make sure there's no charged capacitors on a board?

    46. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      Thanks. It's good to know that someone caught the double-entendre. :)

    47. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by GoClick · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sure we all have an affinity for our favorite toxic cleaners, who doesn't I love gasoline. However many of them dissolve various parts of the computer..

      I recommend that you take some of the less used components, ie some old video cards or nics or whatever and do test batches. You'll need to clean and then TEST the components to know if there is damage.

      Cleaning is going to need to be done in agitated baths, scrubbing can be harmful, especially if damp fibers remain on the boards and soaking generally isn't as good as it doesn't lift contaminants off.

      Place one part into each bath and let them soak rocking the bath for 20 seconds every 15 minutes then take the parts out and let them dry depending on the cleaning agent. I recommend the following.

      Please note I take no responsibility for the outcome of any of these also please watch for toxic vapors and combustible agents.

      !! DO NOT USE HYDROCARBON BASED CLEANERS !!
      !! DO NOT CLEAN MAGNETIC STORAGE DEVICES !!
      this includes, tapes, hard drives, disks etc

      90%+ tetraethyl alcohol for 2 hours, let dry for 48 hours in a well ventilated space
      Hand Dish soap (DO NOT use dishwasher soap) in filtered water for 1 days, let dry 5 days
      25% White Vinegar for 1 day then rinse with water, let dry for 5 days
      10% Chlorine bleach in water for 1 hour. let dry for 5 days.

      Remember the value of old components is typically pretty close to their weight in water so don't put too much effort into saving them, you could replace then with far fewer new computers, maybe just one if you plan well, obviously we don't know your setup

      Give it a shot and let us know how it goes.

    48. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Use steam.

      Get an industrial steam-cleaning machine, not a sissy carpet "steam" cleaner or small hand-held unit, but one that takes half an hour to get up to temperature and pressure. Then start blasting away. Yes, the water boils at 100'C, but the steam temperature can be driven far beyond that.

      Get someone in to clean out all the ventilation ducts as best as they can. If a lot of the ductwork has fiberglass on the inside, you will probably need to replace that stuff, because a bunch of the nasty stuff will be bound up in the fiberglass fibers and resin binder.

      Hopefully there is enough headroom between the ceiling of the room and whatever is above it.
      The HVAC equipment will need to have its air paths (heat exchangers) steam-cleaned also.

      I think there are some other chemicals you can add to the water whose effectiveness is greatly increased by the temperature of the steam (solvents, degreasers, etc) for certain surfaces, but steam is pretty damn efficient for knocking out organic stuff.

      Having had a pig bled out in our barn (it was too smart, and didn't want to go outside to get slaughtered), and not being schooled in cleaning it up properly (washing as much out with a hose doesn't do it), it is a freakin' nasty smell that just does not go away for a long time.

    49. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have read in various places that the best way to get smoke smell from a housefire (or cigarettes) out of small unwashable valuables like books is to put them in the refrigerator with a box of baking soda. I guess the combination of the odor-absorbing soda and the dry circulating air of the refrigerator helps to trap odors emanating from the source. Other places I have Googled recommend leaving a bowl of vinegar near the affected item or using charcoal near the item, and some have recommended a baking soda/charcoal dual approach and a vinegar wash of anything that won't be harmed by it.

      I have never tried this, but it's been recommended by various book restoration agencies and people who buy used books.

    50. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      short out the contacts of the Caps with a resistor or maby a small light bulb. I don't recomend this on the higher current Caps it will most likely heat that resistor up like a soldering iron. which would hurt if it was in your hand. not to mention you will need to have access to the bottom of the circuit board.

    51. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by Magic5Ball · · Score: 2, Interesting

      but the HD's you're stuck with the smell. Time to upgrade those.

      Those should be replaced anyway since all the accumulated aerosolized pork would be interfering (clogging) any filtered pressure-balance mechanisms in the drives.

      Cooling fans coated in grease tend to attract a lot of dust and will need some good manual cleaning (remove the dust, and the grease). Changing environmental conditions might also cause any accumulated fats to solidify...

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    52. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by HyperCash · · Score: 1

      I know that this was meant as a joke but...

      Maybe keeping it in a seperate plastic contair isn't that bad idea. Definetly better than some I've seen in some of the other replies. I'm picturing something like that tranlucent quarentine tent that they had in E.T. Maybe not practicle but then again if the smell is really that unbearable...

      --HC

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    53. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by pavese · · Score: 0

      If the pig is dead, wasn't that supposed to solve your problem already? :confused:

    54. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by pavese · · Score: 0

      Whatever it is... It's a FPS addict...

      And besides, radiation is not supposed to be strange colours, now is it? Dunno why you would want blood on computers, though.

    55. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by SnowZero · · Score: 1

      That's because most of the population died in the civil war, of course. Now they're all in shallow permafrost graves just like the wooly mammoths.

    56. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by wtarreau · · Score: 1

      My first PC-compatible had been used by a hard smoker. It smelled so bad that I had to disassemble it and wash it with the shower in the bathtub. There was an awful brown smelly juice pouring out of it. After a few minutes, the liquid began to clear up. Once it only looked like clean juice, I realized it would be hard to dry all the parts. So I put them outside, facing the sun and in the wind. Believe it or not, sun+wind still are the best dryers you can think of.

      However, it was a 8088, and all chips were DIL. Nowadays, with BGA chips, I suspect that water drops might be captured by these chips and become
      hard to remove.

      I don't remember how I cleaned the 5"1/4 drives,
      though. And there was no hard disk, so it was not too hard.

      Good luck !
      Willy

    57. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Yup, everything but the disk drives and screens, can go through a dish washer.

      The power supply? But these are cheap enough to replace anyway.

    58. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GHB +=5

    59. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GO VEGAN!

      Please.

    60. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by eclectro · · Score: 1

      Cheaper consumer-grade things aren't made to last forever, though

      When the manual said that "Congratulations on your purchase. This will give you a lifetime of enjoyment" they were actually talking about doggy years.

      But yes, it all depends on the grade of equipment. Alot of the Tek and hp stuff is high quality, and anything military is going to be well, mil-spec.

      But there is that caveat that a lot of the old plastic gets pretty brittle (esp. if it lives in a dry climate), along with rubber drying out.

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    61. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by jobbegea · · Score: 1

      I would give Febreze a try. It removed the stench of the content of a bottle of fish oil from the upholstering of my car.

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    62. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by Fallen+Andy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Don't do this!
      O3 isn't just nasty. It'll chew anything chewable on
      the mobo and the cable insulation. Not to mention what it'll do to the oil lube in the fan bearings etc. etc.

      Easier to just dump it down with the rats in the server room and ask for a new box isn't it?

    63. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And we wonder, what the heck was a stinky fried fish smell doing in your car.

    64. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by JWSmythe · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      MCSE's will always have more work to do than Linux people.

      Imagine 5 guys doing windows updates on 1000 WinNT/Win2k machines. (point, click, reboot, repeat)

      Add 100 domains to IIS, and fix the problems. That'll keep 'em busy for a while.

      A single Linux guy would write a scripted solution, and take the rest of the week to read Slashdot and visit the local pub. :)

      Of course, bosses see this, and get upset. Why do the Windows guys work more? They usually don't comprehend it's because us Linux guys can make our lives easier on ourselves. If it takes longer to do something that to write a script to do it automatically, we'll script it, and not worry about it again. :)

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    65. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      I have run several keyboards through the bathtub. As long as you rinse thoroughly give it enough time to dry, I don't think that the dishwasher thing would be all that bad.

      LK

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    66. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Contrary to any widespread notion, almost every
      >electronics component can survive being completely
      >immersed/soaked in water.

      Strange.. my cell phones never seem to have proven this theory, either on or off.

    67. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by tacocat · · Score: 1

      Not too far off here. But dishwasher solvents might be a bit harsh. I would use a smaller amount of soap than you might want to use.

      When I worked at Harris many years ago we used to clean all kinds of electronics in a dishwasher. It worked extremely well except that it had a tendency to strip off the ink printing. But other than that, there was no damage done.

      However, I would steer away of anything related to mechanical parts (hard drives et al) as it will strip out the lubricants.

    68. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      There is no way you're going to rid the equipment of the stench unless you sacrifice a PETA member and cremate the remains in the room with the equipment.

      A PETA member who's a virgin? Not likely.

    69. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by TCM · · Score: 1

      When the manual said that "Congratulations on your purchase. This will give you a lifetime of enjoyment" they were actually talking about doggy years.

      No, you have to see "lifetime" as in "lifetime of the product", then it makes sense. :)

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    70. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yup, the PSU can go through a washer as well, but the fan motor will take a long time to dry out.

      Keyboards tend to break though - the membranes degrade - washed a couple of keyboards that had coke spilled into them - one recovered, the other was broken.

      Instead of using soap, use a few cups of orange juice in the main wash cycle.

    71. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by KDan · · Score: 1

      Oh don't worry corporations have plenty of methods, also known as "processes", to ensure that it takes just as long to do anything on *nix than on *blows.

      Daniel

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    72. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I worked for a company that made digital voice switching equipment for the FAA. About 10 years ago we got hit with equipment rooms being caught when the Mississippi flooded an airport near St. Lois, and when Tamiami Center had its roof ripped off by Huricane Anderew. The St. Louis equipment was a total loss -- too much river silt for too long, but our field technicians loaded everything left from Florida onto a truck, then drove it north until they found a resturant with a big commercial dishwasher. Ran everything through to wash off the salt water. Then took it back to the plant where we replaced things like DIP switches. Very little damage except to things like keypads and floppy disk drives (but try to find 8" drives!!!). We knew this would work because with the 1985 Montreal Convention we could no longer clean our circuit boards the way we used to, using freon in a vapor degreaser (freon 'boils', condenses on cooler circuit boards), so we would use a dishwasher with ordinary detergent, then a final 'test' rinse (fluid was analyzed for contaminaiton) in alcohol. As noted, DIP switches should be masked off, along with anything that is supposed to move. I'd recommend air drying, as most dishwashers dry too hot for some parts.
      As an alternative you might try denatured alcohol, preferably with as little water as possible.

    73. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by Taim · · Score: 1

      I once accidently poured a 32 oz. slurpee into the keyboard of my Dell laptop. I quickly yanked the plug and the battery, and after arguing with myself for about 30 minutes I decided to pour water on it. I took it to the bathroom and proceeded to dump several cups of water on it. I then placed it on some paper towels and let it dry. About a week later I fired it up again, and proceeded to use it without any problems for over 2 years until the next models became available.

      Washing does work, although I'm not sure it will get the smell out.

    74. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by britneys+9th+husband · · Score: 1

      Dude, since there's no people in Siberia, that means there's also no traffic cops in Siberia.
      150 * 48 = 7200. If you have a nice, fast car there's a number of civil war sites you could get to in 2 days or less, especially if you have multiple drivers and remember that you gain time when travelling west.

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    75. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Now, I can't comment on the stench of dead pig-..."

      Buy a smelloscope, you'll be able to comment on that too!

    76. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A linux troll!

      This can be done (on later versions) via group policy. You can roll out the patch via GPO or you can set a WUS server and just approve the patches.

      That being said, there's plenty of MCSE who don't know shit about either method.

      If I was an IT manager letting 5 techs run around to each PC, every time there was an update out, I would expect to be shot. First for employing incompentant monkeys that don't know how to stay lazy and second for not know shit for myself!

      If you really want to try and get burned on NT4 you could make a scheduled task to run under the SYSTEM account or an admin account. Be prepared to test the script to make sure it doesn't wait for any user input though. Or use SMS.

    77. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      Time was I would have been shocked and screamed "NOOOO!!!" at the thought of washing electronics.

      Then my dillignetly domestic wife washed my cell phone that I had absent mindedly left in my front pocket of my jeans.

      I took the battery out and placed both outside for a couple of days in the Houston heat. It was not too humid (for once). I tried to hook it up to the charger after a couple of days and got a single blip of activity on the screen, then nothing. I set it back outside for a day and checked it the next.

      I plugged it in to the charger and the damned thing worked. Not only that, but all my saved numbers were there (both in the sim card and in the phone memory.) Astonishing to me that all the surfactants and the dirt from the other clothes did not gum up the elecctronics.

      I have noticed that the battery does not hold a charge as long as it did. This might be my imagination, or an expression of my anticipation of adverse effects from the washing. In addition I wonder about the longevity of my phone. I keep thinking that it could croak on me at any moment.

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    78. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by `Sean · · Score: 1

      I used the poor-man's version of the above after my apartment in Mission Hill burned down back in 1994. Between all of the roommates, around 10 machines were melted, hit with fire hoses, or enveloped with smoke damage.

      THIS WILL PROBABLY DAMAGE MODERN EQUIPMENT!

      Each machine was completely disassembled down to the empty case. The tub was filled with a warm solution of water and dish soap and everything was tossed in. Each board was agitated to get all the chunks off. The tub was drained and all the chunks were rinsed down the drain.

      The tub was filled again with the same warm solution of water and dish soap, except now soft scrub brushes were used to clean off smoke and dirt deposits. Rinse, repeat multiple times.

      Once all the boards were clean enough for government work, each piece was agitated in a denatured alcohol bath to extract any water that hadn't been shaken out. Everything was left to dry overnight and every single board (except for the blatently melted ones) powered right up the next day.

      Power supplies were blown out with compressed air and we just took a chance, keeping tabs on the systems to make sure they didn't short out or overheat. Ditto for monitors. Every single one except the case and monitor in the room the fire came in on worked fine.

      Hard drives were scrubbed down with wet scrub brushes and every single one of them was usable for data recovery. The most notable was a Conner 240 MB IDE drive that was in the room the fire came in on, sat in the fire until the fire department showed up, the case literally melted around the hard drive, the system was blown out the third story window by a fire hose, then sat in the rain for three days. One of my roommates used that hard drive for another three years after the fire after I cleaned it.

    79. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by Excen · · Score: 0

      Well, if you do confuse the two products, you might have a VERY hard drive afterward.

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    80. Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes by boots@work · · Score: 1

      When the manual said that "Congratulations on your purchase. This will give you a lifetime of enjoyment".

      Ah yes. Want to buy a bomb-disposal kit with a lifetime guarantee?

  2. One word: Ebay by Brento · · Score: 5, Funny

    You're missing a prime chance to pull a real stunt.

    One word: Ebay.

    Put it all up for auction simultaneously, and watch the fun as people get their newly won purchases. I'd love to read that feedback. "Great PowerEdge, but I've never had computer equipment smell unholy before." And then, watch mass psychology at work as people read each other's feedback from the same vendor and start to put two and two together.

    The only thing funnier would be to work at Paypal and hear people squirm as they try to justify asking for a refund. "You gotta believe me, this disk array smells bad. Really bad. Like dead meat bad."

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    1. Re:One word: Ebay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hehe... Sorta like the Seinfeld episode where the car was infiltrated by the resturant's Valet's BO....

      rofl..

    2. Re:One word: Ebay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Make sure the buyer is in the MiddleEast.

    3. Re:One word: Ebay by Slim+Backwater · · Score: 1

      Oh god, I'm gonna die. I have never laughed like that. The eBay feedback '...never had computer equipment smell unholy before', the refund 'You gotta believe me...'

    4. Re:One word: Ebay by justzisguy · · Score: 1

      Comic gold! That was a great laugh!!!

    5. Re:One word: Ebay by NSash · · Score: 1

      This the funniest thing I've read in recent memory.

    6. Re:One word: Ebay by bombastinator · · Score: 1

      This is funny conceptually, but sadly it is also the way it may very well turn out. barring the enzyme type cleaners mentioned in passing below, the only real way to get your money back out of these things is to engage the sombody-elses-problem field. I really hope I don't wind up buying one of these.

    7. Re:One word: Ebay by zangdesign · · Score: 1

      You're missing a prime chance to pull a real stunt.

      You're also missing the prime opportunity to get your ass sued into the poorhouse if you sell it to the wrong person who has a good lawyer.

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    8. Re:One word: Ebay by abb3w · · Score: 5, Funny
      You're also missing the prime opportunity to get your ass sued into the poorhouse

      They'd have to be a really good lawyer to get pain and suffering damage from that, but you might have to refund the sales price & shipping both ways and pay the lawyer... unless the judge rules the "DOA" guarantee makes you liable for the death of the buyer on opening the package. =)

      Still, it's a fun ad to imagine writing... "Used dual 3.0 Xeon server 8 GB RAM Gigabit ethernet; removed from industrial environment. Works fine. No visible damage. Still, head of our IT department insists this machine stinks, so we're upgrading." (It would help if your IT department head is a Mac enthusiast.)

      Make sure to save a copy of the ad for your court date. "But your honor, the machine is exactly as described...." "Exhibit A, your honor, the machine in question." "Dear GOD, get that thing out of my courtroom!"

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    9. Re:One word: Ebay by falsified · · Score: 1

      Great Joker A+ Will Laugh Again!!

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    10. Re:One word: Ebay by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Why can't we moderate posts "incoherent"?

      Because we all know what would happen the next time the science section runs a story on lasers.

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    11. Re:One word: Ebay by Sotogonesu · · Score: 1

      Better idea. There is somebody on Ebay that is actually looking for a pig-smelling computer. Advertise it as such, and watch the bids roll in! Point out that it is genuine, not artificially induced odor. Make a discaimer about the longevity of the smell, just in case.

  3. Try... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Try HOLY WATER, you murderer!

  4. To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by captnitro · · Score: 5, Informative

    This has worked for me many times before, and I can vouch for it, but the obvious disclaimer is that there are a number of reasons why it's a bad idea, as I'm sure any replies to the post will inevitably explain. But it's worked for me before.

    Power down all your machines and unplug them. Set up adequate ventilation (I use several cheap desk fans). Wipe down your hardware with rubbing alcohol using a lint-free cloth or a few old t-shirts; don't worry about your own, buy a big bag of them at Goodwill.

    When you get tired of that, or you pass out from the fumes, just pour it in. Yes, I'm serious, you'll want to trickle it over the green hardware and get everything generally soaking. (Not the power supply or hard drive, just PCBs and the like. This is already a dumbass idea, so you don't want to be much more stupid about it.) Then leave, otherwise you'll probably pass out.

    I discovered this trick while given the task of cleaning a friend's laptop. He smokes, a lot, and had quit and didn't want the smell. He also had sticky keys from God knows what, so I honestly just said "fuck it" and turned the laptop on its side, open, and poured rubbing alcohol into the ports, taking care not to let it get near the screen, which rubbing alcohol can damage. Using a lot of it allows the liquid to remove dust as it flows by. The excess flowed out the other side and into a few paper towels.

    Rubbing alcohol is a great solvent and evaporates quickly, so the ventilation is more for the computers, not you. Make sure the insides are aired out before powering up, or you may find yourself battling a quick-burning alcohol fire.

    Have fun!

    1. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by savagedome · · Score: 5, Funny

      He also had sticky keys from God knows what

      Hmmmm...

      *scratches chin*

    2. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by mikeleemm · · Score: 4, Informative

      Problem with rubbing alcohol is it is generally not purely non-conductive, as well as it will take dust and other stuff in the computer and turn it into a nice conductive liquid. Unless you are able to use very pure solvent and a lot of it to make sure you remove all dust particles, I wouldn't go for this.

      My suggestion would actually be to remove as much of the dust from the system as possible. Use a vaccuum and an air compressor (forget those little bottles of "canned air") The majority of the dust might be in "Do Not Open" areas, like power supply, so open those and clean them. Eventually the nastiness will get covered up by other office dust and the smell will go away.

    3. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by photon317 · · Score: 4, Informative


      I second Capt Nitro here, rubbing alcohol is one of the safest and most effective things you can clean electronics and computers with (Relatively speaking, like he said, there's obviously risks of damage to certain types of components, especially if it manages to pool somewhere where it can't evaporate away realitvely quickly - pull cases open everywhere you can, rotate the equipment around to get excess out, and use lots of fans).

      Be *very* careful about the fire hazards. If you manage to somehow ignite the alcohol, things can get ugly quick, as the flames are often almost completely clear with the pure stuff, and you figure it out by burning yourself. Things get really nasty when there is a fire quickly spreading around the room and through the fumes in the air around you, and you don't even realize it and can't see how far it has already spread. If, at some point in this comical adventure, you find yourself sitting in the middle of a room full of fans, computers dripping in alcohol, and heavy fumes, and you even *suspect* that some of the alcohol has just ignited - GET OUT, and call the fire department or hose the room down or something.

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    4. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I think you should just duct tape a couple of those little trees to each piece of equipment.

      Make sure you change them frequently.

    5. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Donate them to developing countries (like iraq) and pocket a tax break.

    6. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by PhaxMohdem · · Score: 1

      well, asl long as anything producing power has been removed from the PCB( Power supply, Batteries ETC -- In particular CMOS batt), I've had very good luck with a similar alocohol treatment. Hell I ran an old Mobo through the dishwasher once with CMOS battery removed, and it came out nice shiny and working still. (not that I recommend that :)

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    7. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by mackman · · Score: 2, Informative

      Although I'd be a little scared to do this myself, if you plan on doing it, be sure to remove the clock battery, wait awhile after unplugging it for caps to discharge, and use only 99% pure rubbing alcohol. You might want to remove the expensive parts first too (CPU, RAM, etc).

    8. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by mjphil · · Score: 5, Informative

      Avoid rubbing alcohol at all costs! Some bottles contain glycerine, which won't evaporate.

      Look for bottles labeled "99% Isopropyl alcohol", it's the pure stuff.

      I shouldn't need to mention it here, but will anyway:

      Dont't drink this stuff, it's pure poison!

    9. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by Sgt+York · · Score: 1
      I've done a version of this before to clean out keyboards & such in the lab. We're a biochem lab, so we use several liters of molecular biology grade ethanol (grain alcohol) every week. It's exceptionally pure, so it evaporates with no residue.

      Not really an option, though. Without the liscence and the academic discounts, the taxes on the stuff would make it prohibitive. Not to mention that you need special permission to get the non-denatured stuff.

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    10. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by Coyote · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And remember the best way to put out an alcohol fire is water. Lots and lots of water. Don't waste your time gathering up all the not-quite-halon extinguishers, just go get a lot of buckets.

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    11. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by fini · · Score: 1

      Rubbing alcohol ? Not a bad idea.

      You should also use a air compressor and nozzle to dry the alcohol and blow off the dust. That kind of tools is fairly common on industrial settings like an slaughterhouse.

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    12. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by bmzf · · Score: 1

      Rubbing alcohol works great. If the case is plastic, I'd wash it first with water then go at it with the rubbing alcohol. You don't want to get the alcohol on too many of the internal parts, especially the ones that heat up the most... they probably smell the least.

      I did this to successfully clean a box that reeked of cigarette smoke. It does wonders. After your done treating it, just let it air out for a day as the previous post said. The smells will eventually fade.

    13. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd suggest putting lots of flammable objects, like matches and scraps of paper, all over the room so you can see if any catch fire.

    14. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by khrtt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Rubbing alcohol is a strong solvent. It might dissolve some of the adhesive/lubricants/plastics used in your computers. While PCBs should be safe (think: degreaser), the power supply (especially the fan) and the drives may partially dissolve. If you go with the alcohol, you should probably remove the drives, the power supply, and the CPU fan, rendering the whole excersize useless, since that's where most of the smell probably has collected.

    15. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by lifebouy · · Score: 1

      yep. Spend the extra dough and get 90% alcohol or better, which means less water going through your computers. Just replace the power supplies. it's too dangerous to bathe them.

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    16. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by bugg · · Score: 1

      I would imagine denatured ethanol would do the trick just as well.

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    17. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by vadim_t · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Hope you were joking about that. Alcohol will float on the water, just like oil.

      Now, I *think* you can still use water, but *very* carefully, wetting things to make it more difficult for them to catch fire, spraying water from above. If you flood the area it could get much worse.

    18. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The problem with rubbing alcohol is that it's already got a lot of water in it. I know this, because I used to juggle torches with the stuff. At the end of three or four runs with torches, I had wet wicks becuase the alcohol would burn an leave the water behind. The problem was that the wicks would no longer absorb any more alcohol because they had been saturated with water.

      I agree that rubbing alcohol can save most cheap electronic components, especially if someone's wonderful significant other accidentally dropped your garage door opener in the washing machine, but on servers that's quite a different matter. Rubbing alcohol is almost a third water.

    19. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by peacefinder · · Score: 2, Funny

      Donate them to developing countries (like iraq) and pocket a tax break.

      Like, how about not donating them to a country primarily filled with muslims. Pork, ya know.

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    20. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Be sure to use the 99% and not the 70% rubbing alcohol. The 70% flavor has oil in it and will leave a gooey film, but the 99% version dries cleanly.

    21. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by atomicdragon · · Score: 1

      A minor suggestion I would make is to be careful using air compressors instead of canned air. Just don't set the pressure too high, otherwise it would damages stuff, particularly the fans if you let the air spin them up too fast.

      The only bad example I've seen personally is a friend cleaning a laptop keyboard with an air compressor, which cleaned some of the keys right off the keyboard onto the floor.

    22. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you talking about? Alcohol mixes quite well with water. You must drink really foamy beer and gritty wine if you think you have to shake them up like salad dressing.

      However, if you don't use a lot of water, you could have a problem. I don't know about isopropanol, but 40% ethanol will still burn. If you douse it at least 10 to 1 with water, it should go out just fine.

    23. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by shbazjinkens · · Score: 5, Informative

      Alcohol disolves in water, where did you get the idea that it floats? What do you think the other 70% is in 30% isopropyl alcohol?

      Seriously.. read up on stills.

    24. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong rubbing alcohol has oil in it.
      You want isopropyl alcohol, which has no oil in it.
      I wouldn't try dipping hard drives in it as they may not be sealed but you can safely dip anything else and clean using it as long as the item is completely dry by evaporation before you apply power.

    25. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by menscher · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Agreed, but with one minor addition:

      To save on the amount of alcohol you have to use, you can actually wash the machines with hot soapy water first, then rinse it off with regular water. Then pour the alcohol over it. The water does the job of cleaning. The purpose of the alcohol is to remove any remaining water so it can dry (by evaporation) quickly.

    26. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by arose · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wouldn't it be 99% poison?

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    27. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by runderwo · · Score: 1
      Huh? Rubbing alcohol is just isopropyl alcohol cut with water.

    28. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Since I've actually burned rubbing alcohol for torch juggling (see another post in this thread), the flame is not clear at all. It actually has a pretty blue flame, and while it is flammable, it's burning temperature is much lower than that of other, which makes it relatively easy to put out.

    29. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by Alan+Hicks · · Score: 1
      Use a vaccuum and an air compressor (forget those little bottles of "canned air")

      This isn't always a good idea. If you're like me and live in an area where the humidty is extremely high, it's a good idea to only use an air compressor that removes the water vapor from the air before spitting it out.

      That isn't always feasible, so make sure you use an air compressor that was recently empty. Water vapor will condense inside a compressor and become water, and you definately don't want to be hitting your electronics with water under pressure.

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    30. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by Lee164 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Step #2 A long time ago in a land farway called Vietnam, when I was in the Army we had to clean some elect. equipment and all we had was diesel fuel.

      And yes it does work! Clean the computers inside and out with the fuel and let dry a day or so then clean the electrical contacts with alcohol.

      And why not the power supply boards? They are no more dangerous than any other circuit in the computer, if the 24 v or 12v or 5v circuits on the other cards don't start a fire why would the same voltage in the power supply board start one?

      You will have a new smell to deal with but it will not be dead pigs.

      Step #1 Call a company that cleans up dead people in houses and apartments. People die all the time in their homes, some because they were murdered and some because they died of natural causes, sometimes they are there a day and sometimes a month or more.

      After the police are gone SOMEBODY has the clean that mess up, so call the companies that do that all the time, have them clean your equipment.

      Much safer than alcohol or diesel fuel.

    31. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it's 99% "fun" poison, almost 1% water, and the rest of it is nauseating poison to make sure that you don't enjoy the 99%.

    32. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He wasn't scratching "his" chin, that's for damn sure!

    33. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by Smurf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think you are mixing up three different kinds of alcohol. One is a mixture of Ethyl and Methyl alcohol, used as fuel and for some specific cleansing applications, which is extremely poisonous. Ethanol is the common alcohol in beverages, but Methanol can get you blind in low doses and kill you in higher ones.

      The second type is the rubbing alcohol used in some countries other than the U.S. It's 70% ethanol, and the rest is water and another substance that I can't recall. The third substance is added to give the mixture a horrible taste so drunkards won't consume it. This rubbing alcohol isn't more toxic than 70% ethanol, and some alcoholics actually drink it mixing it with sweet juices/sodas! (Yuck!)

      The third type is isopropyl alcohol, used in many other countries, including the U.S. In moderate amounts it is not toxic (of course if drink a lot it will harm you, but also too much ethanol will kill you). It is used because it has the same disinfectant properties as Ethanol, but it smells and tastes nasty so people don't feel compelled to drink it. If I'm not wrong, it doesn't get you drunk so there is no point on trying it (and that is the reason it is favored over the ethanol rubbing alcohol).

      My point is that is isopropyl alcohol was poisonous it wouldn't be used to disinfect wounds, or even as rubbing alcohol.

    34. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by HughsOnFirst · · Score: 1

      When I was in grad school we never had any problems buying Everclear for making punch.
      "At 190 proof or 95-percent pure alcohol, Everclear is 95% pure grain alcohol, odorless, tasteless, and very potent. "
      http://www.beerliquors.com/liquors/grain.htm

    35. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by j3z_ · · Score: 1

      Much like the other sub-comments here, I don't know where you got that idea. Ethanol (alcohol) and isopropanol (rubbing alcohol) are miscible with water in all proportions.

    36. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by TykeClone · · Score: 1
      The best method for fighting a fire fed by a pressurized liquid propane tank is to generate a "fog wall" to get to the valve to shut it down. As hot and nasty as LP on fire is, a simple wall of mist is enough to keep it off of you while you're shutting it down.

      I've not had to do that, and I'd not want to do that. I've seen it demonstrated and it works remarkably well.

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    37. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by TykeClone · · Score: 1
      Unless the machines are still valuable, I don't think I'd care. Either it works and gets the smell out and the machine works (yay), or it doesn't work and the machine either still stinks or doesn't work. Basically he's just wanting to save a couple of machines if possible.

      If it was me, I'd find out where the Hawkeye fans were working and give them some fine new 'workstations'

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    38. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by TykeClone · · Score: 1

      mmm - the smell of dead pigs and diesel fuel - you can't beat that!

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    39. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by vadim_t · · Score: 1

      It is miscible, but it still floats on it because it has a lower density.

      I'm just thinking that you'd be using it in fairly high amounts for this stuff, so either you use a lot of water to make sure it gets very diluted quickly, or you've got to be really careful because it could flow somewhere while still burning.

    40. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by mod_parent_down · · Score: 1

      I feel like I should point out the really obvious anyway... DON'T do this to your monitor! There are capacitors in there that'll zap-fry your pretty little tenderloin even when the monitor's unplugged.

    41. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by vadim_t · · Score: 2, Informative

      It does, but not immediately.

      Googling around seems to confirm that if you have a alcohol fire, especially one with large amounts of alcohol, and splash a bucket of water on it, first, it won't mix immediately, and second, it will splash around, possibly igniting something that wasn't burning before.

      Of course, if you have the fire nicely contained somewhere, add water to it, and wait a while for it to mix, it would work fine. But anectotal evidence on Usenet says somebody burned their basement by splashing a bucket of water on an alcohol file.

    42. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Get the isopropyl Drygas (make sure there's no special "engine cleaner" additives). It's about as close to 100% isopropanol as you can get, and I usually keep a case around for cleaning and such.

      Note: regular Drygas is methynol, iirc, but they make a "special" version (isopropanol, more expensive - maybe $1/bottle) for fuel injected autos.

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    43. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by Carrion+Creeper · · Score: 1

      There is super-pure 99.97% isopropyl alcohol just for cleaning electronics, which is highly recommended.

      My uncle sells the Bitrex which they put in 91% isopropyl and less to make it non-tasty, which dries to a white crud and makes things not work. Beware! 91% used to work when it was isopropyl alcohol and water. No longer!

    44. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by antirename · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I thought that was the whole point... what could be funnier than selling a muslim a computer that stinks of dead SWINE?

    45. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by fatman22 · · Score: 1

      Get a clean 55 gallon drum and mix one gallon of strong (Dawn is good) dishwashing detergent, a half gallon of Febreze (for the stink), and lots of hot (at least 120F) water. A small fire under the drum will keep the water hot or if you're lucky enough to have one, an immersion heater. Pull the disk drives out of the equipment and put the rest in the drum to soak for a hour. Tie a stiff-bristle brush to a long stick and scrub the equipment as needed. When you think the stuff is clean enough, rinse it thoroughly in another 55 gallon drum of clean hot water. Remove from the rinse, shake off the excess water and dunk it in a drum of 99% isopropyl alcohol to absorb the rest of the water. Air dry and check for damage before returning to service. Do this outside and keep the alcohol drum away from the two with the fires under them. When finished, seal the drums and leave them with somebody you don't like.

    46. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 3, Informative
      Rubbing alcohol is not necessarily just isopropyl and water. Sometimes (or usually) it's also cut with glycol (or other jells which cut down the drying nature of isopropyl). In a couple of cases, I've seen it be an ethanol mix.

      In any case, I'd also second the suggestion of using 99% isopropyl. it's relatively safe on most electronics, and about as cheap as rubbing alcohol (but a little bit harder to get hold of).

      But as for doing this job inside, NO WAY! . Not unless you have access to a fume hood. The LAST thing you want to do is poison yourself with the fumes. You're far better of to do it somewhere outside, and a few metres away from anything flamable and even further from anything that generates sparks I'd even suggest doing it after dusk. That way, if you do manage to light the stuff on fire, you'll have some hope of noticing it before you have 3rd degree burns over vast parts of your body.

      For safety, I'd suggest having a workmate standing by with a water hose (and a sprayer with a hand-trigger that lets you have the tap turned on for fast response).. uphill and upwind if at all possible. Chances are (s)he won't have to do anything, but it's far better to have him/her present and bored, than missing and needed.

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    47. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by fatman22 · · Score: 1

      Oops, for a 55 gallon wash cycle, use 10 gallons of detergent and 2 gallons of Febreze. Don't get it on you.

    48. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by macwhiz · · Score: 1
      This isn't always a good idea. If you're like me and live in an area where the humidty is extremely high, it's a good idea to only use an air compressor that removes the water vapor from the air before spitting it out.

      That's not a very good idea, either.

      Dry room air forced through a nozzle at high pressure is a wonderful way to generate a static-electricity charge. Dry air holds the charge particularly well, because there's no water suspended in the air to bleed off the charge. Chips don't like a bath of static electricity.

      The gas in the cans is designed not to generate a static charge.

      This is also why you should only use a vacuum designed for use on computers to vacuum out a computer. These vacuums have anti-static features, such as a carbon-impregnated (conductive) wand and hose to draw off static charges. Your typical household vacuum instead has a rubber belt being driven at high speeds around two smooth metal shafts. This is almost exactly like a Van de Graff Generator, a device used for generating a massive static electricity charge.

      Of course, your average nail-gun compressor will spew a stream of liquid at first if you haven't drained it after every use, or if it's really humid out. Increase the density of air and you reduce its water-carrying capacity. The water gets wrung out of the air inside the compressor, pools up, and spurts out with the air...

      Those little cans of compressed air aren't just for convenience.

    49. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

      Compressed air is a bad, bad, bad idea. It always contains water vapor and oil. The water vapor will evaporate, yes. But the oil will stick and collect dust.

    50. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by number11 · · Score: 1

      Without the liscence and the academic discounts, the taxes on [grain alcohol] would make it prohibitive. Not to mention that you need special permission to get the non-denatured stuff.

      But Everclear (95% ethanol) is readily available in many locations. And if you have any left over from the cleaning project, you can throw it into the punch at the party afterward.

    51. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by bob+beta · · Score: 1
      You're far better of to do it somewhere outside, and a few metres away from anything flamable and even further from anything that generates sparks I'd even suggest doing it after dusk. That way, if you do manage to light the stuff on fire, you'll have some hope of noticing it before you have 3rd degree burns over vast parts of your body.


      Yes. And stumbling around in the dark is a safe practice.

      The outdoors part is a valid suggestion. But for the lack-of-light part to help you see it if it ignites.... hmmmm...
    52. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by siddiqui · · Score: 0

      You stole my idea........

    53. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what could be funnier than selling a muslim a computer that stinks of dead SWINE?

      I don't know, perhaps the buyer retaliating as a suicide bomber?

    54. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not using the small amounts necessary to clean a computer. even if you have 5 gallons of nanopure ethanol or methanol or isopropanol (which you will not) water will mix right in. If your alcohol happens to be on fire it will continue to be on fire until enough water is added to bring the total percentage of alcohol down.

      try lighting a puddle of 70% rubbing alcohol. Then try lighting a puddle of 90% rubbing alcohol. notice the difference . Now for fun add an equal amount of water to an amount of 70% to make 35%. the 35% will be very tough to light.

      the vapors burn, the liquid really doesn't.

    55. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by fatman22 · · Score: 1

      What can I say? Great minds think alike. Except for the Febreze which hadn't been invented yet and using a different brand of detergent, we were using this method in the 60's and 70's to clean radios of the OD green variety. I miss those transistors with pilot lights.

    56. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by heby · · Score: 1

      get isopropanol, hplc (or spectroscopic) grade - it's about $10 canadian here. that should be clean enough.

    57. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      In some countries (like El Salvador) they bottle rubbing alchohol with the specific purpose of drinking.....once you build up a resistance to it, it won't kill you any more. I saw one guy drink a bottle of the stuff, and he got really drunk really fast, but he survived.

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    58. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
      This is not a close-detail kind of job. You're mostly just going to be rinsing these things with isopropyl. Obviously, you need enough light to work in, but it's a safety tradoff -- the more light you have, the harder any flames will be to see.

      I haven't tested this, but working under sodium lights (which generate mostly yellow) might give you the best of both worlds (lots of light to work with, but almost none of it blue).

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    59. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by king_grimloc · · Score: 1

      Remember to use anhydrous (water free) alcohol or it will leve streaks and residue. This can be found at electronics stores and the like. Also, avoid the stuff from drug/grocery stores because hey can contain 10 to 30 percent water. Don't worry, I use anhydrous alcohol on PC boards almost daily with no ill effect.

    60. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

      >GET OUT, and call the fire department or hose the room down

      IN THAT ORDER!

      RACE: Rescue, Alarm, Contain, Extinguish. Get the people out, then call the professionals who have breathing gear, fire engines and training, then maybe close doors to the area. The only time to fight a fire is after you've done all of the above *and* have an exit at your back.

      All you need for ignition is a spark from a switch. Turn off a power strip and you could be on fire the next instant. I've seen it happen.

    61. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by Magic5Ball · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not all alcohols are created equal.

      Isopropyl alcohol (CH3-[CHOH]-CH3)and ethanol (CH3-CH2-OH) are both light chain alcohols where the -OH group coveys enough hydrophylic properties to the molecule that it mixes well with water. That same -OH group on an alcohol like CH3-[CH2]12-CH2-OH doesn't overcome the hydrophobic qualities of the rest of the molecule, and will not cause it to mix well with water.

      (heavy crude)-OH is an alcohol too, and that obviously doesn't mix well with water.

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    62. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by yowi · · Score: 1
      Look for bottles labeled "99% Isopropyl alcohol", it's the pure stuff.


      nitpick
      99% is not pure

      100% is pure
      /nitpick

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    63. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by k98sven · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But as for doing this job inside, NO WAY! . Not unless you have access to a fume hood. The LAST thing you want to do is poison yourself with the fumes.

      Umm... Isopropyl alcohol is not particularily toxic. The risk of injury from inhaling fumes is almost non-existant. You'd have to be huffing the stuff for a long time.

      Isopropyl is about as toxic as ethanol. And we drink that stuff. (MSDS data sheets for isopropyl and ethyl alcohol.)

      Note the Occupational Exposure Limit is about a 1 kg/m3 for both. That's a lot.

      The fire hazard is of course a real risk.

      (Yes, I am a chemist.)

    64. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      He wasn't scratching "his" chin, that's for damn sure!

      Captain Obvious strikes again!
    65. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by mpe · · Score: 1

      Rubbing alcohol is not necessarily just isopropyl and water. Sometimes (or usually) it's also cut with glycol (or other jells which cut down the drying nature of isopropyl). In a couple of cases, I've seen it be an ethanol mix.

      If the name of the substance ends in "ol" then it is an "alcohol". Which is a hydrocarbon which has one or more OH groups attached to a carbon atom. The term "glycol" generally means that there is more than one OH group.
      Ethan-1,2-ol, propan-1,2-ol, propan-1,2,3-ol, etc would be refered to as "glycols". Whereas methanol, ethanol, propanol and propan-2-ol are simple alcohols.

    66. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quote:

      The third type is isopropyl alcohol, used in many other countries, including the U.S. In moderate amounts it is not toxic (of course if drink a lot it will harm you, but also too much ethanol will kill you). It is used because it has the same disinfectant properties as Ethanol, but it smells and tastes nasty so people don't feel compelled to drink it. If I'm not wrong, it doesn't get you drunk so there is no point on trying it (and that is the reason it is favored over the ethanol rubbing alcohol).

      My point is that is isopropyl alcohol was poisonous it wouldn't be used to disinfect wounds, or even as rubbing alcohol.


      The following is a public safety announcement:

      Isopropyl alcohol is in fact highly toxic. While topical applications of isopropyl alcohol are not going to be harmful to adults, just the fumes from topical application can be enough to cause toxicities in young children.

      Even about cup of ingested isopropyl alcohol begins to induce toxicities in adults. The threshold for causing injury is much much lower than ethanol, unlike what your post ignorantly indicates. In the body, isopropyl alcohol is 80% converted to acetone (fingernail polish remover) from the alcohol dehydrogenase enzyme. Safety tip -- if you have a child who accidentally ingests isopropyl "rubbing" alcohol, giving them a shot or two of drinking alcohol (vodka, whiskey) will competatively tie up the alcohol dehydrogenase enzymes and less isopropyl alcohol will be converted to acetone. This buys you time while you take the kid to the hospital.

    67. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by Jozer99 · · Score: 1

      Not completely true. Many cleaning alchahols are denatured, which is a chemical process which renders ethyl alchohol almost as toxic as methyl alchohol.

    68. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by photon317 · · Score: 1


      Yeah I should've mentioned the higher percentage stuff. I usually buy it at the pharmacy in the same section as the regular "rubbing alcohol". The purer bottles are usually labelled for use with hypodermic needles (to swab the area before you stick the needle in).

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    69. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by Smurf · · Score: 1

      Precisely the first kind of "alcohol" that I referred to is a type of denatured ethanol. In this case, mixed with methanol, which makes it extremely poisonous.

      Of course, you can also mix isopropanol with other stuff, but that's not what we were talking about.

    70. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by antirename · · Score: 1

      No, that wouldn't be funny, more like this (Reuters leader) Misguided, overly religous Muslim blows himself to kingdom come among a crowd of schoolkids. Fellow (name your favorite Islamic countries residents) refuse to bury him because he stinks of dead swine. Mullahs are debating how contaminated he is, and if his stink will offend the virgins in heaven. (Body to follow, they are trying to round up Palestinians to get the body parts into the little baggies.)

    71. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by MrResistor · · Score: 1

      You can get inline filters to remove that stuff. I used to work for a robotics company, and we used precision pneumatics on almost everything we built, and we were "highly encouraged" by the pneumatics manufacturer to put those filters on everything we built.

      They aren't that expensive, and work quite well.

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    72. Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid by MrResistor · · Score: 1

      The problem with rubbing alcohol is that it's already got a lot of water in it.

      Totally irrelevant, you just have to make sure your boards are dry before you power them up again.

      I do component-level troubleshooting and repair on some VERY expensive boards (high end video servers). All our rework people use rubbing alcohol for cleanup. Back in the day, when my company actually made our own boards, we used normal dishwashers for the final cleanup at the end of the manufacturing process, so yes I'm quite certain that water isn't a problem as long as you dry the board out before you power it up.

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  5. I don't think it's possible by fidget42 · · Score: 1

    I think the plastics in the computer will hold on to those odors for a looooong time.

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    1. Re:I don't think it's possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the plastics in the computer will hold on to those odors for a looooong time.

      I've had superb success cleaning plastics from old computers by placing the disassembled parts in a dishwasher and running a regular cycle. Regular cycles may or may not remove labels (it's amazing how many lables actually survive a dishwashing!) but are effective at cleaning without overdoing it.

      Short cycles don't do a very good job of removing groty buildups. Long cycles will surely remove labels.

      The results can be spectacular. The only thing it can't clean is the florescent light induced yellowing of beige parts.

  6. Steam cleaning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative


    This is one of the best ways to remove stuff down to the molecular level, and involves no chemicals.

    It truly is "the hot setup" ( pun intended ).

    Google "vapor cleaning" for more info.

  7. Amazing by ryants · · Score: 5, Funny
    You have a link to the dictionary's entry for "abattoir" and still managed to spell it wrong in the summary.

    Bravo.

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    1. Re:Amazing by Corbin+Dallas · · Score: 4, Funny

      You have a link to the dictionary's entry for "abattoir" and still managed to spell it wrong in the summary. Bravo.

      But if he hadn't misspelled something, the editors never would have approved his submission.

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    2. Re:Amazing by cbrocious · · Score: 5, Funny

      You must be new... you actually clicked a link in an article. Oh wait, you're supposed to click it and not read it... that's the key.

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    3. Re:Amazing by ryants · · Score: 5, Funny
      You must be new... you actually clicked a link in an article. Oh wait, you're supposed to click it and not read it... that's the key.
      No, I'm a Slashdot veteran. I just mouse-overed the link, looked at the status bar, and hit "Reply" as fast as I could.

      Clicking links? Please...

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    4. Re:Amazing by cbrocious · · Score: 1

      So _that's_ why you're not an editor... you know how to spell.

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    5. Re:Amazing by jpmkm · · Score: 1

      You must be new if you think that that is still funny. Notice how your user ID is more than twice his.

    6. Re:Amazing by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2, Funny

      Finally, somebody who knows how to RTFSB!

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    7. Re:Amazing by Amazing+Proton+Boy · · Score: 1

      Veteran. Please. That is so 1999.

  8. An idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    remove the cases, rent out an ozone machine (used for fumigating homes) and maybe trays of baking soda? *shrugs* probably will lessen but not solve the problem...

  9. Ozone generator by LearnToSpell · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Or maybe a little bowl of baking soda in each case. :-) The ozone's probably better though.

    1. Re:Ozone generator by Martix · · Score: 2, Informative

      O3 will eat and destroy plasics and is 1000% stronger then clorine for a disinfectent...I work with water treatment and it eats and destroys certin plastics and metals
      Not a good choce for this espesaly electronics.

    2. Re:Ozone generator by Taurine · · Score: 1

      Better still, try an orgone accumulator!

  10. Odor absorbtion by Scrameustache · · Score: 4, Informative

    There are activated carbon pellets that are designed to absorb odors. They do a pretty nice job of it.

    I suggest cleaning up the equippement as best you can and then placing a few of these in or around the offending hardware.

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    1. Re:Odor absorbtion by seifried · · Score: 1

      Carbon is a conductor of electricity, I'd be a bit worried about carbon pellets, or at the very least dust being left in the case and possible shorting something out. Plus it's messy as hell.

    2. Re:Odor absorbtion by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Carbon is a conductor of electricity, I'd be a bit worried about carbon pellets, or at the very least dust being left in the case and possible shorting something out. Plus it's messy as hell.

      The things I'm talking about are consummer stuff you'll find in hardware stores. They comes in a small sealed plastic container, you open the container and leave the things lying around in their opened container in the area where the offending odor is found.

      Used these when my basement smelled of sewer (drainage pipe to the sewer let in the smell, the solution was these things and regularly pouring water in the drain so the U bend would fill and not let air up).

      Off course, they don't last forever...

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    3. Re:Odor absorbtion by seifried · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That makes more sense, as far as packaging goes (I had this horrible mental image of equipment covered in carbon toner after removing the pellets). One trick to use on your sewer U-bend pipe problem, pour some oil in, just enough so that the water is covered with a layer of oil, this will prevent a lot of the evaporation, thus you won't have to pour water in as often. You can also use glycerine I believe (at least I think that's what they used in the rain gauges to prevent the water evaporating, it might have by glycol or something else, it's been a few years).

    4. Re:Odor absorbtion by TheScienceKid · · Score: 1

      if it's supposed to be some kind of binding agent, I would guess at glycerol (mix it with washing up liquid and water in the right ratio and you have perfect bubble solution :) hehe)

  11. Phew. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Of course, this is a race against time, as I am sure someone will inevitably squirt Pine-Sol into the system to try to make things better. "

    Epoleon Deoderizer.

  12. Oh, this is a good one. by jdkane · · Score: 1
    I thought of so many jokes in one instance that they all imploded into each other and I am left with nothing ... I think I will just prepare myself for good laughs and read everything else that everybody else writes. I'm off to do some well-anticipated reading ..... This is gonna' be much better than the Sunday funnies.

    On the other hand wouldn't it be interesting if nobody too the bait, and everybody made only Interesting and Informative answers.

    1. Re:Oh, this is a good one. by Toresica · · Score: 2, Informative

      On the other hand wouldn't it be interesting if nobody too the bait, and everybody made only Interesting and Informative answers.

      There was one, but it got moderated "Troll".

    2. Re:Oh, this is a good one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think this wins some sort of award as most rediculous ask slashdot question.

  13. Baking soda by proverbialcow · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'd suggest turning the 'puter off, laying the case on its side and pouring in a box of baking soda for a few days. Dump out the baking soda a few days later and blow out the residue, and your computer should smell remarkably "less bad." Mixing a little alum with the baking soda can't hurt, either.

    The smell of a rendering plant will be hard to remove, but this is how I remove the "beef scent" from tallow when I'm making soap.

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    1. Re:Baking Soda by sugarmotor · · Score: 1

      You're saying two weeks?? What made you think you had to wait one week before the second application, and what made you think one more week then??

      I believe you succeeded but whence the numbers (2/2)?

      Stephan

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    2. Re:Baking Soda by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      No particular reason. I worked on it one weekend. Then I worked on it again the next weekend.

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    3. Re:Baking Soda by serutan · · Score: 1

      We had to do that too, after our last sysadmin quit.

  14. this is what i've used before by John_Allen_Mohammed · · Score: 1, Informative

    this happened when I bought a computer owned by a smoker. I could smell the smoke/nicotine or whatever it was the first day I had it in the house. I used a mixture of sulfur + salt + tabasco sauce + lighter fluid. Apply it with a lint free cloth, rub gently... works nice even on the motherboards. Give it a shot and see what happens.

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  15. harsh chemicals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take the machines out back, open them up, and dump Clorox all over the insides.

    Of course, now they will smell like bleach, so the next step is to douse them in water.

  16. Febreze!! by Deep+Fried+Geekboy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Febreze is the key.

    It really works on dead things.

    I got this tip from a ratcatcher called Sid, who cleaned out a dead raccoon from our crawl space. It worked.

    I just used it to nullify the odour of a deer mouse that crawled into my truck's AC and helpfully died.

    Go Febreze!

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    1. Re:Febreze!! by Xshare · · Score: 1

      But what will it do to sensitive electronics? I think OP means that it's infected the main parts of the PC, not just the case areas, that would be easy.

    2. Re:Febreze!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It even works on pets that need a bath!

    3. Re:Febreze!! by skammie · · Score: 0

      It's also great for removing smoke odors from your clothes. Helpful when you burn a fatty at lunch and don't want any one to suspect it.

      Don't forget the Visine!

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    4. Re:Febreze!! by AndroidCat · · Score: 5, Funny

      I've seen the commercials. The drugs in that stuff keep people opening their closets for another snort until they faint and fall over.

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    5. Re:Febreze!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True. I used this stuff to deodorize a used vehicle that belonged to a veterinary hospital, used to transport diabetic cats or something like that. I used a whole bottle of it, but less than a year later, the car smells like NOTHING - and what a great smell it is.

  17. Rendered with Pride by Stanistani · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you can't come up with a solution, I suggest donating the equipment to PETA...

    1. Re:Rendered with Pride by Loctavius · · Score: 1

      OMG - This has got the be the greatest prank idea ever put into writing. I think I am going to actively look for a similar computer just to do this very thing.

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    2. Re:Rendered with Pride by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      Sir or Madam, you are now my hero.

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    3. Re:Rendered with Pride by dagnabit · · Score: 1

      Great... now, can anyone tell me how to clean up all the boogers and Mountain Dew I just blew through my nose and into my keyboard laughing at that?

      Man, ya gotta love /. on a Saturday night...

  18. ozone by l79327 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A commercial ozone generator should work. I've used them on used cars owned by sweaty curry eating smokers, and it works great. The car smells like a meadow after a thunder storm after treatment.

    1. Re:ozone by fataugie · · Score: 2, Interesting
      My thoughts exactly.

      This is what is used to neutralize odors from fire recoverys.

      We had a fire across the hall from us and if we actually owned anything worth a shit, they would have paid to have it set in an ozone room for a weekend. We had archive boxes of files put in there, and it worked fairly well, but the files still had some odor. I attribute that to the fact they were not removed and seperated to allow the ozone to reach all sides equally.

      We didn't try the machines because they were soot damaged, but I'm sure it would at least cut the odor down if not eliminate it. You have to be careful though, from what I understand....too much ozone will make the plastic brittle.

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    2. Re:ozone by SigNuZX728 · · Score: 0

      I was going to suggest this too.

      You can try distilled water under pressure on the PCBs. I don't know what to do about power supplies though. Maybe just replace those if they're too bad.

    3. Re:OZONE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where can you find one for $25.. how exactly does it work, do you have to leave the room, is it dangerous?

    4. Re:OZONE by Trigulus · · Score: 1

      Well I dug it out of the closet. Its a NeoTec XJ-2000 http://froogle.google.com/froogle?q=XJ2000&btnG=Se arch+Froogle&scoring=p But the price has apparently gone up over the years. I paid 24.99 +s/h from some oddball yahoo shopping store. It is not safe to be in a room full of ozone. Used with normal ventilation most people dont have a problem but it can irritate the throat and lungs in concentration. But we are talking about shock treating equipment in a controlled environment so I dont think that should be a problem for you. Just vent the room out before you hang out in there. The treatment room should be as air tight as possible and have a fan running to stir things up. Ozone is heavier than air and in a still room will just sink.

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    5. Re:ozone by Martix · · Score: 5, Informative

      O3 will eat and destroy plasics and is 1000% stronger then clorine for a disinfectent...I work with water treatment and it eats and destroys certin plastics and metals Not a good choce for this espesaly electronics.

    6. Re:OZONE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes Ozone is dangerous
      I use it to remove organics from my fish tank
      It works by oxidizing what ever it comes into contact with
      The professionals who clean a house after a murder use it to get rid of the smell of dead human's pigs should be similar

      Ozone is O3 and is not stable
      So organic compounds it comes into contact are oxidized e.g. a hydrocarbon is converted into H20 + CO2 + O2 with enough O3
      Oxides don't tend to smell
      In it is particularly good at breaking down Organic compounds this includes your cells so can damage your lungs eyes etc in large quantities
      I use a carbon filter to remove any residual O3 this stops me killing my fish

    7. Re:ozone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've used them on used cars owned by sweaty curry eating smokers,

      I hope you meant "sweaty curry-eating smokers" and not smokers that eat sweaty curry. Ew.
  19. rubbing alcohol works well by spacerodent · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Try rubbing alcohol. It should get some of the smell off and then evaporate without leaving any residue. You can just dip the pieces numerous times if need be. I've used it to get blood off of several of my components without any problem. No I'm not a mass murderer or anything I just accidently cut myself while working on my computer and then don't feel it. By the time I notice my computer looks like it just had an abortion.

    1. Re:rubbing alcohol works well by Brento · · Score: 1

      I've used it to get blood off of several of my components without any problem. No I'm not a mass murderer or anything I just accidently cut myself while working on my computer and then don't feel it.

      First: why don't you feel it? If you do computer work sober, I've found that you tend to not only get less cuts, but you have the additional bonus of noticing when you've sliced your hand open on a $30 Taiwanese case.

      Second: who really cares if there's blood inside your computer? Isn't that innately cool? Especially if you play FPS's.

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    2. Re:rubbing alcohol works well by spacerodent · · Score: 1

      blood is just conductive enough to let things short out. As for why I don't feel it somtimes your guess is as good as mine. Once I *notice* i cut myself I feel it.

    3. Re:rubbing alcohol works well by dmaxwell · · Score: 1

      A junior high lab that I used to have to maintain had these really cheezy Gateway 2000s in them. Damn but did I hate these machines. Changing out one of the drives meant 16 to 20 screws were removed before you were ready to put the new drive back in. Of course, those screws had to go back in. The OTHER reason I really hated them was that they were full of sharp edged sheet metal. Those things drew blood from me more than once.

      Way back when, I've worked on some Craperd Bells that were even worse. It was as though the insides of them were made from discarded razor blades.

  20. Ozone! by cypherz · · Score: 1, Informative

    An ozone generator like those from Alpine Air will remove odors and not damage the components.
    By curious coincidence, I too am working (as a contractor) for one of the nations largest meat packing companies... and the rendering plants are just amazingly stinky!

    hope this helps

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    1. Re:Ozone! by andfarm · · Score: 4, Informative
      > The ozone will oxidize the aromatic organic molecules...

      Obligatory nitpicking: the word you probably want is "odiferous", not "aromatic". "Aromatic" has the specific connotation of containing benzene-style aromatic rings, which not all odiferous compounds contain.

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    2. Re:OZONE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought ozone smells like skunk/dog piss

      I remember that time all the capacitors in my power supply exploded.. i thought the dog peed on my computer (my dog has nasty skunk like piss)

    3. Re:OZONE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought ozone smells like skunk/dog piss

      Nope. Find an older photocopier/laser printer. That's the smell of ozone.

    4. Re:Ozone! by euxneks · · Score: 1

      "Aromatic" has the specific connotation of containing benzene-style aromatic rings, which not all odiferous compounds contain.

      ie. Aromatic smell good.

      Odiferous smell bad.

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    5. Re:Ozone! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the parent is correct.

      If i'm not mistaken ozone attacks the aromatic ring portion of odiferous compounds.

    6. Re:Ozone! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think pigs contain a lot of aromatic compounds.

      Sulfoamines OTOH..

    7. Re:Ozone! by andfarm · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be surprised if ozone did, but ozone will also affect a lot of non-aromatic compounds as well.

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      TANSTAAFI: There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free iPod.

    8. Re:Ozone! by cactopus · · Score: 1

      Ozone tends to react with rubbers and other non-metallic compounds that may be used in different parts of the machine. It might destroy the cooling fans and other plastic items.

    9. Re:Ozone! by geminidomino · · Score: 2, Interesting

      An ozone generator like those from Alpine Air will remove odors and not damage the components.

      This subthread disagrees with you.

    10. Re:Ozone! by sploxx · · Score: 1

      (Don't confuse ozone generators with negative ion generators. Ozone causes permanent lung damage, over time. Ozone generators also produce ions, but so what?.)
      Ion generators also produce ozone. They are usually just a small HV generator with electrodes attached. And you have corona discharges there.
      Ion generators also produce nitrous oxides and other similarly nasty compounds.

      AFAIK, what they do not produce is what they are advertised for, negative ions. Ok, they do, but the average lifetime of single ions in air is below the msec range.

    11. Re:Ozone! by way2trivial · · Score: 1

      yes, and we have one at my work (a hotel)
      FWIW, it turns free floating aromatic particles into sticky solids... they blacken walls.. don't want to think about what it would do to inside cases.

      these can be really nasty to deal with

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  21. Fabreeze Anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It says on the side of the bottle:

    Can be used to remove dead animal odor from computer equipment. Really!

  22. OdoBan by trud · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Use it on the case surfaces. Not safe for electonics. If you can't find it at normal places, try PetSmart.

    I have a licensed animal shelter at my house, so I know more about strange smells than you can imagine.

  23. Ozone! by Markus+Registrada · · Score: 4, Informative

    What you need is an ozone generator. Park the equipment and the generator in a closed room for a few days, or weeks. Most ozone generators are built from a short-wavelength ultraviolet lamp in a box, sometimes with a fan. (Don't confuse ozone generators with negative ion generators. Ozone causes permanent lung damage, over time. Ozone generators also produce ions, but so what?.) The ozone will oxidize the aromatic organic molecules, over time.

  24. Wash them by Gaima · · Score: 3, Informative

    If it's not too much hard work, then take them apart and wash them, hot soapy water should do, perhaps with a mild bleach.
    As long as all the parts are *throughly* dry before reassemble, the water is no danger.

    Once watched a sun engineer do it to an IPC after a colleague spilt hot chocolate into it...

    1. Re:Wash them by MadMorf · · Score: 1

      If it's not too much hard work, then take them apart and wash them, hot soapy water should do, perhaps with a mild bleach.
      As long as all the parts are *throughly* dry before reassemble, the water is no danger.


      I've done this dozens of times with keyboards and mice and twice with my pager (don't ask)...
      A nice soak in the bathtub...

      As long as you let dry out, everything will be fine.

    2. Re:Wash them by karnal · · Score: 1

      Let me take a stab.

      Standing at the toilet, pager goes off. You proceed to fumble it, while relieving yourself at the same time.

      Hilarity and cursing ensues.

      Am I right?

      On a side note, a few years back, my GF and one of her friends were out getting blitzed - I was dd. My GF attempted to call her friend, and got no answer. Ten minutes later, the friend shows up at the car and explains that in her drunken state, she went to answer the phone, and dropped it in the toilet...

      Ew.

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      Karnal
    3. Re:Wash them by MadMorf · · Score: 1

      Umm, not far off...

      Getting off the can, post dump.
      Loose belt.
      Sploosh.

      Aw, crap!

    4. Re:Wash them by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      If it's not too much hard work, then take them apart and wash them, hot soapy water should do, perhaps with a mild bleach. As long as all the parts are *throughly* dry before reassemble, the water is no danger.

      I'd agree with the parent poster. Be careful with the bleach--it will attack some more sensitive bits at higher concentrations. It's also a good idea to remove the battery from the mainboard if possible, and be careful not to bang things about too much. It's easy to inadvertently knock off surface mount components or scratch a trace on the board.

      The other thing I would recommend is following the cleaning steps above with a good rinse with distilled water. (You want distilled, not spring water or anything else.) Otherwise--particularly if your local water is harder than usual--you'll end up with mineral residue wherever a water droplet dries, particularly in and around various sockets and slots. Usually there aren't conductivity problems--the dissolved salts in water won't carry current when dry--but the residue can be a pain in the neck when you go to add or remove cards or chips.

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      ~Idarubicin
  25. Best way to clean hardware! by evil_morg · · Score: 2, Informative

    Isopropyl alcohol does not damage the hardware at all and is a great solvent. I use it to clean everything from fans to NICs. Just let the hardware soak for a few hours and *boom* just like new. Just make sure it's comply dry before you use it.

    1. Re:Best way to clean hardware! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "*Boom*" if you don't let it dry as well.. :-O

    2. Re:Best way to clean hardware! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Actually, to make an addition to this post, I used to run a small board assembly shop. We were making between 1000-2000 boards a day at its peak. Isopropyl alcohol is the only true electronics cleaning substance.

      I would not recommend the "let it soak" technique since the alcohol is an active cleansing agent. It is better to squirt it on using an old empty windex (or other glass cleaner) bottle and then brush vigorously with a nylon brush (something like a tooth brush, only big enough for andre the giant. Then rinse the alcohol with distilled water.

      This is effectively the "CORRECT" method of cleaning. It is time consuming, but it is capable of removing baked on rosin from solder. It obviously can remove simple pig fat.

      I recomming if the computer cases were beige box, just replace those. They're cheap enough.

      As for the monitors, if they are CRT screens, I would say you're screwed since there are literally thousands of crevaces which you would need to clean.

      As mentioned in an earlier post. For LCD/TFT displays, if you clean the display, do not touch the display itself with alcohol, it will cause the display to become dimmer.

      BTW... when I mention Isopropyl Alcohol, I am not referring to off the shelf in the local pharmacy. Instead I'm referring to the high purity version from an electronics shop. It's 98% (I think) which if I understand correctly is the purest you can get since simply expsosing 100% alcohol to air would degrade it's purity to that level.

  26. Kill the most stubborn of... anything by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

    Running Alcohol... 91% great for scrubbing the computers of smell and stain. Makes a great aftershave too.

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    1. Re:Kill the most stubborn of... anything by whiteranger99x · · Score: 1

      Running Alcohol? If you plan to use that as an aftershave, that's exactly what everyone around you will do! ;)

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  27. Throw them away and meet your meat by tail.man · · Score: 2, Interesting


    http://www.meetyourmeat.com/

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    1. Re:Throw them away and meet your meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe some good points; unfortunately, it's a PETA website- you can decide for yourselves how trustworthy this makes it.

      Yeah, for what it's worth, I don't like PETA. Even where I might agree with what they were saying, they've demonstrated repeatedly that they have no qualms about distorting or manipulating the truth, and frequently aim this propoganda at children too young to question what they are being presented with.

    2. Re:Throw them away and meet your meat by tail.man · · Score: 0

      I don't know much about peta.

      What do they do that is wrong? Seems like a simple message.

      If it is true, who cares who says it? What do you call what Ran Dather and Contains No News push?

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    3. Re:Throw them away and meet your meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Somebody mod parent offtopic, please.

    4. Re:Throw them away and meet your meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PETA is an animal rights wacko group that should be captured and then sold to cannibals.

    5. Re:Throw them away and meet your meat by tail.man · · Score: 0

      Yeah it is off topic, dead meat, stink..

      I answered the question, throw them away.

      Who cares what ACs say?

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  28. A real render farm by thellamaman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Gives new meaning to the phrase Render Farm, now doesn't it?

    1. Re:A real render farm by multiplexo · · Score: 4, Funny
      Sell it on eBay and label it that. Is the equipment on lease? If so let us know what the vendor thinks when it goes off lease. This is even better than opening up an AlphaServer DS20 and taking a shit inside of it before sending it back to Compaq.

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    2. Re:A real render farm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Computer equipment that smells of rendered pork. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm...rendered pork....gawhwhwhwhwhw..

    3. Re:A real render farm by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Now that's one of the funniest comments I've read on Slashdot. "Render Farm", ha ha. I like it.

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      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
    4. Re:A real render farm by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

      Or, these might be good machines for sending spam, another fine product of porcine reductionism.

    5. Re:A real render farm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great... Another form of spam.

  29. How about CHANGING the smell? by wernst · · Score: 5, Funny
    I was chuckling over this story to myself when my wife asked what was so funny, and she suggested "Why not bring it to a skunk farm?

    Why not indeed.

    1. Re:How about CHANGING the smell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Geez, man you just made me spit SkunkJ00CE (tm) all over my monitor

    2. Re:How about CHANGING the smell? by metamatic · · Score: 1

      Skunk farms generally descent the kittens shortly after birth, by removing their musk-producing glands.

      Skunks themselves aren't stinky, only the musk they spray for defense. Even right next to a wild skunk, the smell is faint enough that you can barely notice it.

      Yeah, I know, off-topic...

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  30. Finally... by Prowl · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A question whose answer cannot be found by googling.

    Truly a worthy "Ask Slashdot".

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    1. Re:Finally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A question whose answer cannot be found by googling.

      What you mean? Time cube answer all question!

  31. Do what they do in fires by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are cleanup companys that come in and clean up after a fire, I got to imagine that the way they clean up will work, typically they set up bombs like roach bombs, but instead they send out a potent smell like lemon or something to over power the fire smell. I'd look into this maybe even call in a cleanup company to do it. Even if it does not fully work, it has to be an improvment.

  32. Ultrasonic Cleaning by chris+mazuc · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I work for Servpro, so sadly, cleaning is something that I know how to do fairly well. Your best bet would probably be to do some research into ultrasonic cleaners. It might be cheaper to buy the equipment yourself depending on how much stuff you need cleaned. Protein odors are pretty hard to get rid of though, definitely one of the worst.

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    1. Re:Ultrasonic Cleaning by zboy · · Score: 1
      Ultrasonics might not be the best bet for a computer..especially with all the IC's and what not on the baord. Since a lot of those components have been ultrasonically soldered during manufacturing, some people say that putting them in an ultrasonic cleaner runs the risk of breaking loose those joints...

      granted, I've put IC's in an ultrasonic bath before with no problems..but for a short amount of time. the majority of the cleaning was done by heating isopropal up to 60 C or so and letting the boards sit in that for a while

    2. Re:Ultrasonic Cleaning by bani · · Score: 1

      no... they're wave soldered. that means putting the board and components in a bath of solder.

      the other way is putting conductive paste on the components then baking the whole thing.

      they aren't ultrasonically soldered.

    3. Re:Ultrasonic Cleaning by zboy · · Score: 1

      I'm talking about inside the packages...all the little tiny microscopic wires inside those IC packages are often ultrasonically soldered to the substrate before they are sealed in epoxy.

    4. Re:Ultrasonic Cleaning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I work for Servpro, so sadly, cleaning is something that I know how to do fairly well

      Really? That's cool - where did you get your IT related degree?

    5. Re:Ultrasonic Cleaning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      all the little tiny microscopic wires inside those IC packages are often ultrasonically soldered to the substrate before they are sealed in epoxy.

      Ultrasonically welded perhaps? Never heard of ultrasonic soldering.

  33. Two things will help by shadwwulf · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I had a problem somewhat like this at one point. In my case it wasn't pig odor but my solution should help.

    The first thing I did was to pull the systems apart and to lay each interface card separate from eachother. I then used denatured alcohol to clean each card. I did the same thing for the motherboard and the rest of the components that would be harmed by more invasive cleaning methods.

    The cases themselves(sans power supplys) were cleaned using pinesol, then alcohol to make sure all the residue of the pinesol would be removed.

    Once I was done, I layed everything out on an anti-static mat and aimed a high powered fan at them to air everything out for any further odor that could be detected.

    This wasn't a perfect solution, but it cut the smell down by at least 95% and prevented the parts from being at high risk for damage.

  34. rubbing alcohol works well-BAOD. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "By the time I notice my computer looks like it just had an abortion."

    Running Windows, are you?

  35. MOD PARENT UP: MASS MURDERER by Mr+Thinly+Sliced · · Score: 1

    Seriously weak explanation man.

    You should have gone for the

    'I was cleaning the horse early one sunday - a really hot sunday, so i took off my pants. Then I found I needed to clean the horses back, from behind. So I got on a chair. It was about then that the horse bolted, propelling me and the chair through our living room window onto the machine'.

    Or something. Definately the pants round the ankle bit though - thats crucial to getting the audience buy-in you need.

    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP: MASS MURDERER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So I was fucking this chick from behind and...

    2. Re:MOD PARENT UP: MASS MURDERER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kobe??? Is that you??

  36. Amazing by glenstar · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Over 30 comments and not one referring to the hygiene habits of computer geeks. That was the *only* reason I even read this. :-(

  37. Caig.com by Monkelectric · · Score: 1

    Caig makes a variety of industrial cleaners for both metal and electronics, some of which I'm sure would eliminate the smell. I suspect the "deox it" prouct would work on electronics, they have a product for cleaning aluminum as well that I don't recall. The best part is: its cheap to find out. Simply order a bottle (around 8$), and if it works -- order enough for all your servers.

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  38. Do what I do by MarkusQ · · Score: 4, Funny

    Whenever I encounter a system that smells of dead meat I just wipe it & install linux.

    -- MarkusQ



    P.S. for the humour impared: this is a joke.

    1. Re:Do what I do by KingDaveRa · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe Freshmeat.net could help?

      "As fresh as a summer ham"

    2. Re:Do what I do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      for the humour impared: this is a joke.

      Nope, not even close.

    3. Re:Do what I do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as it isn't slackware.

    4. Re:Do what I do by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      It's a funnier joke than you knew. Check out the "Installing Linux on a Dead Badger" article at http://www.strangehorizons.com/2004/20040405/badge r.shtml.

    5. Re:Do what I do by nekrecart · · Score: 1

      You replaced your old RedHat 4.25.295 by a new Linux distro? ;-)

      --N

  39. Re:One of America's largest beef and pork producer by thebatlab · · Score: 1

    Why didn't you just say nothing at all then? The guy doesn't care about your conscience right now. He was looking for solutions.

  40. Disaster Recovery by John+Hasler · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Contact one of the companies that does disaster recovery after fires. The methods they use for getting rid of the smell of smoke might work.

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  41. Fabreze by OYAHHH · · Score: 1

    Spray whatever you think cannot be harmed by water with it.

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    Caution: Contents under pressure
  42. Hmmm...would that be Paper Street Soap? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The smell of a rendering plant will be hard to remove, but this is how I remove the "beef scent" from tallow when I'm making soap.

    Tyler Durden? Is that you!!!

    1. Re:Hmmm...would that be Paper Street Soap? by proverbialcow · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nope, but there is a reason I got into soap-making to begin with...

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    2. Re:Hmmm...would that be Paper Street Soap? by xaoslaad · · Score: 4, Funny

      Anything to do with receiving a shipment of 16,000 lbs. of distilled hardened fatty acid?

      I did receive a fax at work for shipment of just such cargo, I think they just faxed it to the wrong number. But just to freak people out I did print it out and stick it on a coworkers desk with a note that said, "Tonight, we make soap!"

      He was more than a little freaked out. But I never received the soap. Or did I...


  43. Doesn't matter.. by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 1

    "Problem with rubbing alcohol is it is generally not purely non-conductive, as well as it will take dust and other stuff in the computer and turn it into a nice conductive liquid."

    Actually it doesn't matter whether it is conductive or not. The real idea is to keep it powered down while it is still wet.

    I've actually accidentally (and not so accidentally sometimes, as in putting a calculator's inards into water and freezing it into a block of ice as a kid) poured water onto various circuitry, and so long as you dry the thing properly before powering it on, you are fine.

    Some stuff may take longer to dry up though, as water could stay underneath some chips for quite a while.

    1. Re:Doesn't matter.. by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 3, Insightful


      Actually it doesn't matter whether it is conductive or not. The real idea is to keep it powered down while it is still wet.


      There are sometimes capacitors on circuit boards.

      There are sometimes batteries on circuit boards - for example to keep track of the wall clock time when the machine is off.

      How do you ensure there is no risk of shorts when those two items are present?

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    2. Re:Doesn't matter.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) the batteries are what? 1.5 volts? Water, with dust and whatever is basically non-conductive to voltages under 5v. Most of the stuff is either epoxy or lacquer coated anyway.

      2) capicitors won't cause a problem generally. I've nabbed monitors from the curb that have probably been there for days, getting rained on, and covered in dust. And you know what sort of badass capicitors they have. If I had to guess, even if a semi-conductive path was formed across two capicitor energized circuits, in a solution, the resisitance would be high enough to drain the caps without causing damage.

    3. Re:Doesn't matter.. by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Ensure? Remove the battery. Other than that, you can't. Unless you short the capacitors, etc.

      Want more? Desolder the caps. But that's probably too extreme, unless the equipment is really valuable.

      On the bright side, even if there is a short, everything will be nice and grounded. :)

    4. Re:Doesn't matter.. by sploxx · · Score: 1

      There are sometimes capacitors on circuit boards.
      Sure. Wait a week. Or, if you are in a hurry, discharge the high voltage ones (power supply) with a resistor which you hold with an isolated gripper. Be careful, though, they're really dangerous.

      Also make sure that you have discharged all capacitors which store >=15V in them. Probably only the power supply filtering caps have this property. This is important because sparks easily ignite alcohol and other solvents...

      There are sometimes batteries on circuit boards - for example to keep track of the wall clock time when the machine is off.

      Take them out if you are overly cautious. Or ignore them:
      As another poster said, they single-cells or max. two chained single cells (older equipment), i.e. only 3V are present. That is not much and the mix of dust and alcohol will probably not so conductive that the batteries will explode or overheat or components fail because of wrong voltages applied to them.

      The biggest problem is probably the fire hazard. I would do this outside, one part after each other, the alcohol-soaked parts immediately removed off the scene and with direct access to water and no obstacles if you need to run a way in an emergency!

    5. Re:Doesn't matter.. by incog8723 · · Score: 1

      Ever noticed those pink foam things motherboards are shipped on? Those are conductive. Zero net voltage across all components. Water will do the same thing, unless it's completely pure. Pure water is an insulator.. which is bad. You want to short EVERYTHING. The water or solution will become the "load" for any capacitors that have not been discharged.

      Also, remove the batteries beforehand.

      The point is that you WANT ZERO VOLTAGE across the board. And submersing a board in tap water will do just that.

    6. Re:Doesn't matter.. by MrResistor · · Score: 1

      Ever noticed those pink foam things motherboards are shipped on? Those are conductive.

      NO THEY AREN'T!

      The pink foam is an insulator, it being pink just indicates it just doesn't generate static electricity on its own (which regular foam does, in abundance).

      Go ahead and check it yourself. The pink foam I have on my desk reads Over Limit (over 20M ohms) with the probes less than a centimeter apart.

      There's nothing inherently wrong with putting a board on an insulator. The problem is when there's a direct, low resistance connection between two areas with different potential. An insulator won't do that, but neither will it bleed off the charge like a resistive surface will. (See below)

      You want to short EVERYTHING.

      VERY, VERY WRONG!

      Static electricity can build up to extremely high levels, in fact you won't even feel a static discharge under about 5000V. If you discharge this all at once, as would be the case if that foam were conductive, you'll burn out components, some of which can be damaged by as little as 500V. That's why static disipative stuff has such a high resistance, so the charge bleeds off slowly without damaging anything.

      What you want is a surface that's "static disipative", which actually means it's resistive to the point of being just short of an insulator (around 10^9 ohms per square meter or something like that, according to a materials engineer I know who used to work for a company that produced static disipative ceramics), which is how you bleed off those high voltage static charges safely.

      They do make some special static disipative foam, which is black, very dense, closed-cell stuff. All static disipative foam is supposed to be black, but don't make the mistake of assuming any black foam is static disipative, most of the time it's actually static generating.

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  44. If you are going to use rubbing alcohol... by alchemist68 · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you are going to use rubbing alcohol, REMOVE THE HARD DRIVES FIRST, then soak everything in isopropyl alcohol. At least you'll have access to the data if the computers die from the deep cleansing process. You could gently rub the surface of the hard drives with isopropyl alcohol too, just be careful not to let too much alcohol get on to the hard drive.

  45. Freon bath by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously. A freon bath can be used to clean just about any electronic component.

  46. Use water.....no really do by BenZoate · · Score: 1

    I would think that one of those steam blowers that you see on the TV would work well, as long as you use distilled water and keep everything. Water is a great insulator. IIRC i saw something on the /. years and years ago about someone actually sinking thier motherboard in water as a cooling solution. you would still probally need to replace the powersupplies and disks, but the rest should clean up nicely.

    If that fails, remove all the hardware from the cases and scrub the cases down with a bleach solution, then use rubbing alcohol on the PCB's.

    As a disclaimer: I have not tried any of the above, but i think it is worth a shot. I would try it out on a PII 300 i have laying around first. But that is just me.

    Good Luck.

    -Ben

  47. Ultrasonic Cleaning-Body bag. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Protein odors are pretty hard to get rid of though, definitely one of the worst."

    Just ask the people who clean up crime scenes.

    1. Re:Ultrasonic Cleaning-Body bag. by chris+mazuc · · Score: 1

      Actually, some Servpro franchises do clean up crime scenes, as well as meth labs, fires, tornadoes, sewage, water damages, pretty much any kind of heavy-duty cleaning. A couple of the guys I work with are actually in Florida (we are from North Carolina) right now helping clean up after Francis. They were screaming for help after Charlie, they don't need Ivan too.

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    2. Re:Ultrasonic Cleaning-Body bag. by HighBit · · Score: 1

      Where in NC?

    3. Re:Ultrasonic Cleaning-Body bag. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.servpro.com/locator/lookup.asp?stname=N orth+Carolina&state=NC

      (Remove spaces)

      Gracious!

  48. Isopropyl (Rubbing) Alcohol from the Drug Store by thelizman · · Score: 1

    ...anhydrous. The last part is very important, because - although rubbing alcohol is hydrophobic (you actually put it in your gas tank to get rid of water buildup), it is still often contained in some alcohol. Make sure you get anyhydrous, because what little water there is won't likely be ionized or contain salts. For about $10 worth of alcohol, you can fill up a sink, and use a standard $1.00 hardware store paintbrush to gently brush the circuit boards. As for drivers, they're pretty much goners. The hair, dead skin, and dust particulates that build up in there can't be practically cleaned out, so its just as cost effective to buy new cd and floppy drives.

    Of course, wait for this crap to dry out before you go plugging things up. Also insist that the new computer room have air cleaning equipment, because even without effluent enhance air pumped in, the computers will pick up lots of trash.

    Also note that this is an OSHA hazardous waste situation, so you should ask for a respirator and protective clothing before volunteering to do this.

    1. Re:Isopropyl (Rubbing) Alcohol from the Drug Store by LWolenczak · · Score: 1

      I've done this to a laptop that spent like a year at a cigarette plant.... It was fun!

  49. Pick your scent... by JRHelgeson · · Score: 1

    Car air fresheners, baby. You ever seen the movie Seven? Hang 'em all over the room and put one in front of each blower fan... you'll be able to mask the odors in no time.

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    1. Re:Pick your scent... by value_added · · Score: 1

      "Car air fresheners, baby ..."

      Seems you've never taken a taxi in New York on hot humid summer afternoon.

      To be fair, though, the cabs driven by Rastafarians aren't quite so bad (burning candles and incense seem to work better).

  50. yes by zogger · · Score: 1

    Here you go the The Aranizer. I've listened to the guys spiel, and he's (his customers) had success with his gizmos even in mortuaries and such like. Sounds like it's what you are looking for. Small medium large home and office size and industrial sizes as well. Give em a call, ask questions.

  51. Normally... by karniv0re · · Score: 1

    ... I would use Febreeze. 3 cheers to white-trash cleaning products! However, given the delicate electronics inside, why not try throwing some of that vaccuum powder stuff (the stuff you sprinkle on the floor before you vaccuum) at the intake fan while it's running. Then you can use some canned air to dust it off.

  52. Donate the hardware to the Iraqi LUG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure they'll appreciate it

    1. Re:Donate the hardware to the Iraqi LUG by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 2, Funny

      " I'm sure they'll appreciate it"

      I got a better idea.. saudi arabia...

    2. Re:Donate the hardware to the Iraqi LUG by leon.gandalf · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or Iran....

  53. Donate them to charity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Preferably PETA.

  54. well you could always try... by Bin_jammin · · Score: 0

    Urinal cakes. Think about how bad a urinal would smell without them...

  55. Just an idea for a patent... by mikael · · Score: 1

    There was a guy in my class who bought a second-hand computer from the office of a fish-processing plant, and, you guessed it, the computer smelled exactly like a 100-year old tin of smoked sardines. The entire class shared this experience when he demonstrated his final-year project.

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  56. Pig smell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too bad Tric (Tri-Chloro Ethylene, sp?) was outlawled...might try seeing if you can find some; or a legal replacement. Same concept as the alcohol method mentioned above, but much better.

  57. Rendered Pork Product Odors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Does anyone have any recommendations to remove the effluvium of post-mortem porcine matter from our machines?"

    An anti-spam filter. A massive, massive anti-spam filter.

  58. Freeze it down! by Lord+Graga · · Score: 1

    Mom says that freezing it down should kill the stench. Not really sure if it's 100% safe for your hardware, but, if you are in a place that it *VERY* dry, then you should be able to do it and survive.

  59. Sounds Familiar by dohadeer · · Score: 1
    They did something similar once on an episode of Mythbusters. I believe it was an attempt to disprove the notion that 'there is a car so stinky it can't be cleaned and sold.' They left some dead livestock in the sealed car for some period of time and then attempted to clean it out using various cleaning methods.

    In deference to the advertisers for the show, I won't reveal how it ended, but probably a good watch for someone facing a similar problem.

    According to the Discovery Channel website, this episode is going to air again soon:

    • Sep 14 2004 @ 10:00 PM
    • Sep 15 2004 @ 01:00 AM
    • Sep 19 2004 @ 12:00 PM
    Good luck.
  60. The pro's use OZONE by Gonster · · Score: 1

    The folks who come in to clean up after a fire use ozone generators to get rid of the smell of smoke that clings so hard to plastics. Something about broken-chain hyrdocarbons and the bonds in plastics. Ozone is VERY damaging to lungs, so stay out of the room and vent well before going in again, but that's what I'd try first. Just to be flame-bait, I'll say that home air-purifiers (which are niether food nor drugs, so no help from the FDA) should be banned as the quack devices they are. It might seem nice to smell that "ozone fresh" scent, but the ozone warnings in the big cities aren't kidding. IMHO

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    1. Re:The pro's use OZONE by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

      They do fall under the FTC, however.

      http://www.ftc.gov/opa/1998/01/alpine-2.htm

      ...and the EPA has a bit to say as well.

      http://www.epa.gov/iaq/pubs/ozonegen.html

      ...like "Ozone can adversely affect indoor plants, and damage materials such as rubber, electrical wire coatings, and fabrics and art work containing susceptible dyes and pigments," so as long as your computer doesn't have any rubber or coated electical wire...

  61. How to fix by Choco-man · · Score: 1

    Put them in a room which has an air intake vent adjacent to a dutch field of tulips. Return in 4 years. Viola!

  62. One word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    abattoirs. If you work with this stuff you should at least learn how to spell it properly.

  63. The new Mythbusters episode! by mcheu · · Score: 1

    In the next episode of Mythbusters, Jaime and Adam put two dead pigs in a PC case and seal it up for 6 months!

  64. This was on MythBusters the other day by siliconjunkie · · Score: 1

    What a coincidence to see this topic on Slashdot seeing as I just saw this exact topic on MythBusters the other day. In the episode (Season 2 Ep. 07, "Stinky Car"). The MythBusters are attempting to confirm the legend of the "Car so smelly it can't be sold".

    The MB crew decided that a whole pig, rotting in the front seat would be the best emulation for a dead human body (as described in the myth/legend).

    After consulting with professionals, they discovered the best and perhaps only way to COMPLETELY remove the smell of decaying organic matter is to use ENZYME-based cleaners that essentially digest the particles of matter.

    At this point it should be noted that a by product of the decaying/decayed animal is Amonia, which is not only smelly, but potentially poisonous.

    Unfortunately, the MB crew also concluded that no matter how powerful the enzyme wash, unless you get ALL the decaying matter out, the smelly thing will still smell. In the case of the car, they would have had to take the car entirely apart and washed each individual component in an enzyme wash, which is not cost effective by any means.

    1. Re:This was on MythBusters the other day by chris+mazuc · · Score: 1

      Enzyme solutions are usually water based, which considering the dwell times needed for them to actually break down the organic material, would not probably be very good for the bits that you're trying to clean.

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  65. White vinegar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This may sound as a joke but white distilled vinegar is faboulos for such things. I once had a car at work, and the one who had used it before me probably used to smoke (a lot) in it. Some one told me to levave a cup of white vinegar in it during weekend. I tried it, and to my surprise, next monday the smell was gone!

    This place cover the topic some.

  66. One word: Ebay-Pig in a blanket. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There was a show on TV were they simmulated a crime scene (suicide, murder, etc) by putting a dead pig into an auto and left it there for a week. Then they attempted to clean it and sell the auto. They almost had to give the auto away.

    1. Re:One word: Ebay-Pig in a blanket. by seifried · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It was "Myth Busters", and the myth they were busting was "can we stink up a car so bad no-one will buy it?". Short answer: kind of. They put 2 pig carcasses in a car, and tried to seal it up with packing tape, this didn't work so good so they put it into a shipping container. They left it there for two months. They consulted with a crime scene cleaning company, and did a coroners van (best quote ever: "that stuff ain't popsicle drippings, clean it up good"). So anyways they tried to clean the car, ended up ripping all the fabric/seats/etc out, using special enzyme cleaners to break down the animal matter, but it still stunk. They eventually sold it for a few hundred bucks to a guy who was going to part it out. Reason I know this in detail: it was on tv last night.

    2. Re:One word: Ebay-Pig in a blanket. by imsabbel · · Score: 1

      Near my hometown about 10 years ago there was a brand new porsche 911 for sale.... for only a few 1000$.
      THe reason: The owner gassed himself in it... and wasnt found for quite some days...
      And nobody wants a nice porsche whose leather and all smell like death people...

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    3. Re:One word: Ebay-Pig in a blanket. by Nightpaw · · Score: 1

      ...and the hook was still attached to the door handle!!!!!1!1!!

  67. Oh man... by NeoGeo64 · · Score: 1

    This wasn't on the A+ certification exam!

  68. Electric Contact Cleaner by jls332 · · Score: 0

    Go down to Home Depot and get a few bottles of electrical contact cleaner. If that doesn't take the smell out---NOTHING will.

  69. Throw out the cases by stuffedmonkey · · Score: 1

    Get some new cases cheap - if they are standard atx type stuff, then go online and find some decent cases with good ventalation. If they are proprietary, ebay is your friend. Clean the logic boards as best you can with rubbing alcohol as posted above.

  70. I tried alcohol by HerbanLegend · · Score: 1

    I tried to use Rubbing Alcohol to clean a keyboard that I had spilled coffee into once.

    It still worked after the coffee, but I was adamant about having a clean keyboard, so I poured 70% Isopropanol into the keyboard, then let it dry for two weeks.

    It never worked again.

    I think the problem may have been that it was only 70% pure, the other 30% being water.

    So get the very best quality isopropanol that you can, or ask the boys at the company to buy you a huge container of laboratory grade Ethanol or Methanol instead.

    After that, put all the computers in an ozone chamber and I think you'll be fine.

    1. Re:I tried alcohol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The water shouldnt be a problem if its properly dried and no plugged in until its totally dry

      Was the coffee actually inside the keyboard on the circuit board or just under the keys? You could have taken apart the keyboard and put all the plastic/non electrical components in the dishwasher and let it dry.

  71. you deserve worse by soupdevil · · Score: 0, Troll

    for what you did to the pigs.

  72. Niggle by mefus · · Score: 1

    Abattoir: A public slaughterhouse for cattle, sheep, etc.

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  73. a la Grumpy Old Men by ReidMaynard · · Score: 1

    Little Tree Air Freshners.

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  74. ozone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shut off all power, seal up the room, open all the cases and run an ozone gererator for a couple of days.

    You can find places that will rent these out. Used for deodorising things in the food industry and for deodorising houses after a house fire.

  75. Speaking of bad meat smell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A friend gave me a fridge, the freezer reeks of a bad meat smell. I've tried everything I could think of. Charcoal, newspaper, baking soda, airing it out.. nothing seems to work, at best the smell is *almost* gone, but it just comes back a few days later. Anyone have any ideas?

  76. fast outgassing? by Vellmont · · Score: 1

    How about unplugging the equipment, opening it up and have a fan blow in it for a day or two? Humid air might be better since it could be better at outgassing the nasty odors. It's worth a shot, and offers the least dangerous method of cleaning as you still have the potential to break a critical server if you wash with alcohol,

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  77. Smells are volatile! by chris_sawtell · · Score: 1

    Wash what you sensibly can with pretty hot water and detergent. i.e. Don't immerse memory, cpu, or disk drives, but more or less everything else is pretty waterproof. Take the covers off the powersupply and take particular care to make sure you get it clean and dry. Make sure you rinse it all very well with lots of clean water. Then put it in the clothes dryer on warm and no-tumble for half an hour. While that's happening do the keyboard. You'll be amazed by what falls in there! Don't use powerful organic solvents, they damage plastic parts.

    1. Re:Smells are volatile! by alienw · · Score: 1

      Memory and CPU are also waterproof (of course, they can't smell too bad by themselves). Hard drives, fans, and batteries are best removed while this is done.

  78. Not pigs, but cigarettes by pfinder · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Twenty some odd years ago, one of my sons left the door to our freezer open. The freezer was located in the basement and the felony was not discovered until after a week had passed. Poultry, fish, pork and beef along with assorted vegetables were the main products in the decaying mass that was removed.

    I tried:
    Washing with soap
    Washing with TSP (20 years ago it was the real stuff
    Baking Soda in small containers on all shelves
    Charcoal ( Charcoal Briquets broken into small chunks and scattered on the shelves

    Then as I was bemoaning the fact that I would have to purchase a new freezer, a Salesperson in the local Montgomery Ward Store said "Newspaper", (She lost the sale but gained my everlasting adoration); it absorbs the odor. Wad it up, but not tightly, fill the freezer, and change it every few days.

    Within a week to 10 days, the odor was gone. The stupid freezer is still in operation, probably keeping my electric bill higher than it needs to be.
    But, it is odor free!

    Newsprint may have changed in the past 20 years, but it worked once (for me).

    Ozium is a commercial air freshner, odor killer. It has worked in cigarette/cigar smoke impregnated rooms with limited success for me recently (Real Estate Sales).

    Good Luck!

  79. Rubbing Alcohol and LCDs... by SparksMcGee · · Score: 1

    Just wondering why Isopropyl is allegedly bad for cleaning LCDs? It seems like a volatile, inert solvent is exactly the sort of thing you would want on delicate equipment like LCD pixels, what's the catch in using it on screens?

    1. Re:Rubbing Alcohol and LCDs... by Tucan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Isopropyl alcohol bad for the anti-glare coating on the screen.

    2. Re:Rubbing Alcohol and LCDs... by LighthouseJ · · Score: 1

      Not at all, I bought some PC wipes to use on my LCD panel and they have Isopropyl alcohol in it and it works very well. It turns out it's best to use a 50-50 solution of Isopropyl Alcohol and water on an LCD if you're going to brew your own mixture.

  80. Discoloration by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Not quite a smell problem but its releated: is there any way to get rid of the discoloration in the plastic due to the idiots that smoked around the equipment?

    Nothing i have tried has worked, as its embedded into the plastic.

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    1. Re:Discoloration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      1) pressure washer (this seems to blow away the very top portion of PVC, leaving a rough surface. Leave it rough, or sand it down. If you go to the trouble of sanding, you might as well paint it your favorite color :D

      2) there is some awesome window washing fluid that professional winshield installers use. You spray it on, and it foams up. This works well.

      3) Bleach. Lots of bleach.

      3b) low concentration of lye and water. Be very careful, and wear goggles, respirator, and a latex body condom.

    2. Re:Discoloration by plover · · Score: 1
      Paint is far and away your best answer to deal with the smoke discolorations if the existing cases are to be saved. Empty the case of all electronics. Rinse it with tap water first, then wash it with a detergent, then rinse it a couple of times. Higher pressure rinsing and washing will be more effective, if possible. Use a tiny amount of rinse aid in the last rinse (Jet-Dry for your dishwasher is the stuff.) Air dry it thoroughly (you can accellerate the time by using an oven no hotter than about 125 degrees F, unless you somehow know the plastics can tolerate more heat.) The surface is now ready for painting.

      There are several spray paints on the market suitable for plastics.

      Another good approach would be to replace the cases completely. A new mid-tower case can be had for about $35.00 US. Unless you're already set up to do some painting, or have many cases to take care of, your labor costs to paint will greatly exceed $35.00.

      Oh, if you're also thinking of cleaning and painting a monitor case too, be extremely careful -- the picture tube is a giant capacitor filled to the brim with many, many columbs of nasty electrons just waiting to zap a careless guy with a wet rag.

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    3. Re:Discoloration by atrus · · Score: 3, Informative

      The picture tube is a giant lead lined piece of glass which contains a vacuum and doesn't hold a charge. What you have to watch out for is the capacitors on the high voltage power supply, which contain several kV of potential. And most picture tubes are amazingly tough (the older it gets the more fragile of course).

  81. Mythbusters by Sgt+York · · Score: 4, Interesting
    You may be SOL.

    Ever seen the TV show mythbusters? It's like snopes for TV. Anyway, they took the myth about the Corvette that smelled so bad that no one could clean it or sell it. They took two dead pigs and sealed them up in a Vette and sealed the whole thing up in a shipping container for a few weeks. Then tried to clean it.

    They got a professional crew in, guys that clean out ambulances, crime scenes, etc. The car still reeked at the end of the show, and wound up getting sold for the engine & transmission.

    You may be stuck with the stench. OK, random bad jokes : give them to PETA/ADL/vegan society. Give them to Cowboy Neal, no one will notice them over his stench.

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    1. Re:Mythbusters by Jardine · · Score: 5, Interesting

      They got a professional crew in, guys that clean out ambulances, crime scenes, etc. The car still reeked at the end of the show, and wound up getting sold for the engine & transmission.

      Just a clarification. The professionals gave them some tips and some training on how to clean a vehicle but the professionals weren't the ones cleaning the car. The boss of the professional cleaning company mostly seemed to stand fairly far back, say that he's smelled worse smells, and chuckle at the Mythbusters. The hosts of the show later said that the professional guy said that his crew would take a few days taking the thing apart and cleaning every crevice, then put it back together. I got the feeling that this would not be cheap to do.

    2. Re:Mythbusters by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      luckily computers don't have as much soft parts(canvas,) to suck in the smell.

      car interiors have a lot of soft parts that can start smelling _awful_ from something as simple as being wet too long(doh, funky stuff that grows on wet things can smell pretty awful..).

      and wow.. two dead pigs in a shipping container for few weeks... wouldn't have liked to be the guy openening that container!

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    3. Re:Mythbusters by siliconjunkie · · Score: 1

      wouldn't have liked to be the guy openening that container

      On the show the guy unsealing the car wore a full hazmat suit and gas mask (and STILL couldn't handle the amonia).

    4. Re:Mythbusters by whiteranger99x · · Score: 3, Funny

      You may be stuck with the stench. OK, random bad jokes : give them to PETA/ADL/vegan society. Give them to Cowboy Neal, no one will notice them over his stench.

      Let's not forget, if you bring them to a tightly packed LAN party, no one can tell the difference between the addicted gamers and the PCs that reek of rotting pig parts ;)

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    5. Re:Mythbusters by cfuse · · Score: 1
      They got a professional crew in, guys that clean out ambulances, crime scenes, etc.

      Wow, that sounds like a fun job.

    6. Re:Mythbusters by SmittyTheBold · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure I trust Mythbusters, because what I've seen has been less-than-scientific testing of the varying hypotheses.

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  82. WD-40 by bayerwerke · · Score: 1

    WD-40 is a common solvent that does not conduct electricity and also displaces water. I have flooded a ThinkPad with it after knocking a pint of beer into the keyboard. It worked but the keyboard eventually got sticky. So if you prefer the odor of oil over rancid flesh...

  83. If it isn't helped by anything else... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just add BBQ sauce.

  84. Donate to the Fallujah Reconstruction Effort? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    c'mon it was only a matter of time before some such thing was posted. better to get it out of the way. today's 9/11 cut me some slack. great..now i'm going to hell.

  85. solvents! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I recently cleaned an old Apple IIc that was quite gunky and stinky. Some of the keys on the keyboard wouldn't register, others wouldn't come up again after being pressed, etc.

    I went to my favorite online electronic parts shop and ordered a whole bunch of whatever evil-looking solvent I could find. You know, the kind that you aren't supposed to be able to buy unless you are a repair shop, and requires hazmat labeling to send via FedEx.

    Anyway I took the computer apart (motherboard, case, disk drive, etc) and went outside and fashioned a frame out of an old easel and some wood, and I started spraying the solvent on the motherboard.

    I stopped spraying when the fluid dripping on the ground went from brown to clear. All the stickers and stuff came off too. I was dizzy from the fumes.

    Let me tell yah, that stuff was *CLEANED* like it had never been cleaned before. I let it dry (didn't take long, that solvent is volatile), and that ancient Apple IIc's keyboard felt like my powerbook's. And it literally has no smell. Just spray a little Febreze on the outside when you're done so your co-workers think you actually did something.

    So, get some solvents and BATHE that shit something fierce. You can try the tune-o-wash, or any conact/tuner cleaner. Or you can get the stuff they clean circuit boards in. Or get some industrial degreaser like "Simple Green" I think it's called.

    Any powerful solvent will do. I would avoid rubbing alcohol because it has some water in it, just get 100% high-power solvent, tape-head cleaner, degreaser, etc, etc.

    1. Re:solvents! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it literally has no smell.

      Nah... it does. You just don't notice because all those "evil-looking solvent" fumes ruined your sense of smell.

      So... you thought your BO problem had cleared up, and you've slacked off on the deo and showering. BAD NEWS. You want to know why your coworkers have moved into other offices, and run when they see you coming...? Ah, you guessed.

  86. ... and it will get rid of the smells too! by Moribund64 · · Score: 1
    One solution:

    Vapoorize it with Vapoorizer! http://www.vapoorizer.com/

    Ok, that was cheap... ;-)

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  87. OZONE! by mpoulton · · Score: 1, Informative

    Relatively high concentrations of ozone are remarkably effective at removing terrible odors from electronics. To make a long story short, our home was destroyed by toxic mold a few years ago. In the process of assessing the extent of damage, we tried everything possible to remove the stench from our goods. One thing we tried was ozone. After a week or so in a room full of rather high concentration (enough that you couldn't breathe it comfortably and it burns your eyes), things smelled fine -- for awhile. Unfortunately, it didn't kill all the mold, so it grew right back. Since your odors are a bit less tenacious than fungal mycotoxins, and since yours can't grow back spontaneously, I would bet ozone will fix the problem. Try contacting a local indoor air quality remediation company for rental of commecial ozone generators. If your handy with high voltage electronics, you can build an even better one yourself on the cheap (the technique is quite obvious to any high voltage experimentor). That's what I did. A small ozone generator left in the computer room indefinitely will also help neutralize any odors that remain. Good luck!

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  89. Burn down the building, build a new one by localroger · · Score: 4, Funny

    Really, it's the only way. Nothing smells quite like a rendering plant and nothing gets it out. That smell is composed of volatile hydrocarbons which come out of the meat when it's cooked, and they get into anything porous -- even the surfaces of "solid" plastics. Insulation, wood, sheetrock, and even plastic that has been around that smell for any length of time will have that distinctive smell forever.

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  90. Contact Cleaner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've had this problem from computers that were used in turkey barns. I used electrical grade contact cleaner.

    Something like this:
    http://www.polywater.com/typefd.html
    or
    h ttp://www.refrigtech.com/A+.html
    or
    http://www.m idwayautosupply.com/detailedproductdes cription.asp?3769

    There are cleaners that are designed not to harm any of the plactics. Do a little research on contact cleaners and you'll fix the problem.

  91. just toss a couple tree shaped deodorizers in pcs by mgoodman · · Score: 1

    it may not get rid of the stink, but itll mask it and make it smell disgustingly purfumy, which could be an improvement...

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  92. STOP THE MURDER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stop Killing Animals

    VEGAN POWER

    1. Re:STOP THE MURDER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop Robbing Soil Of Its Precious Minerals That Could Otherwise Be Used To Grow Plants To Feed Tasty Animals That Need The Plants More Than You Do

      CARNIVORE POWER

  93. OZONE by Trigulus · · Score: 1

    All you need to do is put the equipment in an enclosed area with a small ozone generator for a few days. The more air circulation the better and of course opening the equipment and removing all the dust you can beforehand will greatly reduce the ozonation required. I picked up a unit a few years ago for $25(US) to get rid of cigar odor. The results were incredible. I never realized how much the other areas of my house smelled until I ran the ozone generator in a closed room all night. The next day that room which previously reaked of stale cigar smoke smelled very clean and fresh. Anyway.. ozone is a very standard method of deodorizing things.

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  94. Vicks Vaporub. by e9th · · Score: 1

    If the machines will really be kept in a room by themselves, a dab of Vicks below each nostril will keep you from gagging when you have to go in to work on them. But you'll look (and smell) funny if you forget to wash it off.

  95. Double check any advice you get here!!! by deacon · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Reading the comments, I see all sorts of half baked ideas.

    Isopropyl Alcohol (Rubbing Alcohol): This attacks some plastics. Figure out what kind of plastic the Socket for the CPU is made of, and then look up the chemical compatibility of that plastic with Isopropyl Alcohol. Repeat for all the other plastics which are in the computer. Don't forget, we are talking about immersion of all the parts into a giant VAT of Alcohol. You are not going to get anywhere trying to wipe the system with Q-tips or wipes.

    Ozone. O3. This is harmfull to humans, causes respiratory problems. It is used to salvage expensive items which smell of smoke. The "ITEM" is put into a sealed chamber and Ozone is put in at high concentrations. Find out if Ozone will Oxidize the electical connections in the PC (you know, like where the RAM plugs in :)

    The Solution: In the good old days, you would take the pc apart, and have the pieces vapor degreased using one of the CFCs that are now banned.

    Nowdays, you are going to have to use some sort of water based wash, which is how computer parts in the USA are now cleaned. I'm sure if you ship them to Russia or India they are still using CFCs for this kind of work.

    If you are serious about making this work, you are going to have to strip down the system completely, take out the ram, cpu, every connection which is going to trap water and not dry out properly before the corrosion starts on the contacts. Get some of the correct detergent for washing PC boards after soldering to remove flux, dip and agitate the parts in the (heated) detergent solution, rinse with clear water, dry in an oven, (or your attic in the summer for a week), reassemble, etc.

    Whatever you do, don't just go slatering on rubbing alcohol, or other stuff which has not been tested and used on PC boards.

    Don't immerse the disk drives, either, just wipe them down.

    Here is a Google Link to get you started .

    This is a serious amount of work, so I hope these systems are worth the labor that you are going to put into it.

    1. Re:Double check any advice you get here!!! by tsm_sf · · Score: 1

      Isopropyl Alcohol (Rubbing Alcohol): This attacks some plastics. Figure out what kind of plastic the Socket for the CPU is made of, and then look up the chemical compatibility of that plastic with Isopropyl Alcohol.

      Or swab a small section with a qtip dipped in alcohol and see if there's any discoloration. How would you figure out what kind of plastic a socket is made out of, anyhow? (not a sarcastic question)

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    2. Re:Double check any advice you get here!!! by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Funny

      You call up the government's Plastic Computer Socket Information Bureau, ZIF Division, of course. How else?

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  96. BBQ Sauce by LordBeaver · · Score: 1

    I reckon some sort of BBQ sauce will work a treat - it'll make you love going to work the answer is probably some sort of active carbon air freshner to absorb the smell. just stick loads of the stuff around and it'll absorb the smell.

  97. Suggestion ... by Ralconte · · Score: 1

    Do a google groups search, I suggest the group sci.chem, on this subject. You'll discover lots of suggestions for selectively oxidizing odors without hurting equipment. /. is a great place for the latest technical info, but your problem isn't technical or current. I'm sure butchers have been struggling with the very problem you describe since the 1900's

    1. Re:Suggestion ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, those 1900's butchers have a lot of tricks for cleaning pigstink out of high tech electronics.

    2. Re:Suggestion ... by TykeClone · · Score: 1

      Yeah - they've been shipping stuff of to the rendering works.

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  98. This by Konster · · Score: 1

    Hang a few of these in the room:

    http://www.gratefulpalate.com/Templates/frmTempl at eM.asp?CatalogID=659&SubfolderID0132

  99. Guess you don't have to worry about al-Queda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No terrorist is going to work in a pork processing plant.

  100. Dishwasher? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had friend whose computer survived a house fire. It smelled horribly of smoke, and was stained. The monitor was even slightly melted. The computer still worked fine though, so he tried to clean it up.

    He took it apart and ran the motherboard and cards through his dishwasher! Everything worked when he put it together. I think the CPU was surface mounted, and he just ran it through too. This was a 486, so I can't say if it'll work with more modern hardware. Oh, and I wouldn't try this with the drives or anything with moving parts.

    I think you'll want to pay special attention to cleaning the fans inside the computer. They collect dust over time, and that dust traps odors. The hardest one to clean will be the power supply fan.

    Good luck!

  101. It would take several flushings of alcohol.. by itomato · · Score: 1

    First, you would need one soaking to loosen up the bond the fatty pork molecules have on the plastic.

    Then, you need to wash away the emulsion.

    *Then* you need to rinse the residue off.

    I vote ozone - or low-temp baking.

  102. Hill Co.. by leon.gandalf · · Score: 1

    Contact a company by the name of Hill Manufacturing. I am sure they have something that can take care of that.http://www.soap.com/

  103. Heat by panth0r · · Score: 1

    Honest to God, I had all sorts of tar and, actually, a little bit of blood, probably the amount that would fit into a cap of a two-litter bottle of soda. I really din't want to get my computer wet, but I really didn't care about this particular computer all too much. So what I did was took a space heater from my grandma and everything out of the case and put the space heater up as hot as it would go and left that going for a couple hours at a time, overall, it probably spent 14 hours in front of the space heater, but alas! It worked, there was a great mark on my floor which was easily cleaned, but again I could see the beautiful gree mainboard! Thing is, however, the smell increased in atractiveness a great deal, but wasn't back to full, so what I did was got some filters and put them over every fan hole on the chassis, which proved quite well. The one problem with the entire matter is that I could never get the monitor to smell quite right, but I'm gonna go out and buy some Febreeze, heck, it doesn't really matter anymore, anyway, I almost never use it now, but it still sits out and it'd be nice for it to not only look good as new, but at least smell better than a pile of dust. Good luck with whatever method you use though!

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  104. Alcohol is a safe bet. by drew+crampsie · · Score: 1

    I used to work at Celestica on a hardware assembly line. We used an alcohol based solution to clean solder paste off the PCB's. Just use as pure an alcohol as you can get, and follow all advice about ventilation.

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    Open Source Business : The Tec
  105. Best "Ask Slashdot" Ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Best "Ask Slashdot" Ever.
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  106. clean the power supplies and replace if necessary by SocietyoftheFist · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I bet a lot of the smell is in the dust on power supply fans and components. I had computer that was from a smoking environment and just blowing it out and running it in a clean environment for awhile caused the smell to die.

  107. Nature's Miracle by dcigary · · Score: 1

    After having just spent an afternoon cleaning up puppy poop from the living room, and cleaning puppy vomit from the back seat of the car, I immediately thought of Nature's Miracle as a possible clean up. It says it contains enzymes to help eat up odors, etc.

    I'm not sure if it's necessarily approved to work on electronic equipment, but I think wiping the cabinets (inside and out) with it couldn't hurt. And trust me, if it can take the stink out of puppy poop, it will probably do the trick in your situation.

    Note to potential puppy parents: BUY STOCK IN NATURE'S MIRACLE! THIS STUFF ROCKS!

    --
    ...my Karma ran over your Dogma...
    1. Re:Nature's Miracle by mveloso · · Score: 1

      I agree! Nature's Miracle was the first thing I thought of too.

      The best way to do this might be to get a spray bottle, and spray it (from maybe 1.5 feet away) towards the fan intakes. It might be worth it to fog the whole room, though I'm not sure what that'll entail.

      This stuff really works.

    2. Re:Nature's Miracle by Motherfucking+Shit · · Score: 1
      After having just spent an afternoon cleaning up puppy poop from the living room, and cleaning puppy vomit from the back seat of the car, I immediately thought of Nature's Miracle
      You, sir, are a more compassionate man than I. After spending an afternoon cleaning up puppy poop and puppy vomit, my first thought would have been more along the lines of a free gift to the nearest Korean restaurant...
      --
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  108. Why did you have a pig in your computer anyways? by comwiz56 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    That's pretty stupid. I can understand fish, but c'mon, a pig?

  109. Ooohhh that smell...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.aftermathinc.com/aftermath.htm

    Saw these guys published in a mag a year or so ago.

  110. might work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you could try "Chemtronics Tun-O-Wash" it *might* work. You're probably stuck with stinky spam servers though. Good luck

  111. quote... by logos22 · · Score: 1

    The wise man in Zelda II said it best. "All else fails use fire." -- Wise man Water Town of Saria

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    Why do I always get error code ura:A55h013?
  112. Mythbusters covered this (kinda) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/mythbusters/myth busters.html

    Season 1 - Episode 7 - Stinky Car
    More details here:
    http://www.mythbustersfanclub.com/html/stin ky_car. html

    They did clean it up, there are some companies that use special cleaners (don't know how abrasive they would be) to clean organic decaying material.

    1. Re:Mythbusters covered this (kinda) by mightymik2 · · Score: 1

      Yep...i'd second this. I think eventually you'll find it's cheaper to buy new ones than to clean the old ones. When the time comes i want to see the listing on eBay for these things.

  113. WARNING: Ozone is a _very_ bad idea by hirschma · · Score: 5, Informative

    Ozone eats certain rubber parts in your computer.

    A friend of mine was having CD-ROM drives die every two or three _months_. Seems that his consumer ionizer was putting out enough ozone to eat the belts away. He stopped using the ionizer, and the problem went away.

    My guess is that ozone would also kill off hard drive gasket seals and even certain types of insulation material.

    Bad idea. Don't go here.

    1. Re:WARNING: Ozone is a _very_ bad idea by LauraScudder · · Score: 3, Informative

      Ozone will corrode almost anything. We had to overpressurize our lab at school because it was across the hall from the copy room. The ozone from the copiers was causing our silver mirrors to corrode very slowly. There's a reason it gets rid of odors so well: it reacts with almost everything.

    2. Re:WARNING: Ozone is a _very_ bad idea by AlexMidn1ght · · Score: 1

      I'm no scientist and this is news to me! Can anyone tell me if I should stop using my Ionic Breeze before it eats all of my electronics or are we talking about a high concentration of O3?

      From sharper image's site: "Ionic Breeze® complies with U.S. safety requirements for low ozone emission (less than 50 parts per billion) as tested by Underwriters Laboratories under their UL867 standard for consumer products."

      HELP!

    3. Re:WARNING: Ozone is a _very_ bad idea by random_static · · Score: 1
      what counts as a "high" concentration of O3 is very debatable. one rule of thumb would be that if you can smell it, the concentration is high; whether that'll be high enough to destroy your stuff... well, wait a couple months and see if any of your stuff dies, i guess.

      sharper image's online claims about the safety of the stuff they're trying to SELL you are worth about the paper you're reading them off of. (in case of printed catalogs, i'd say they're worth the electrons to download the same.) safety regulations concerning ozone vary wildly depending on what you're trying to keep safe; for people suffering from respiratory illnesses, for example, there is NO safe lower limit for ozone, it is ALWAYS hazardous to their lungs.

      it's hazardous to YOUR lungs, too, of course. it's just that yours might possibly heal fast enough to keep up with the ongoing damage. the good news here is that you can safely stop using your ionizer at any time; it's not really doing you any actual good, unless you simply happen to like the smell a lot.

    4. Re:WARNING: Ozone is a _very_ bad idea by sploxx · · Score: 1

      Heh, ozone corrodes nearly all organic materials. Rubber included. Skin included. Lungs included!

      People are scared about free radicals in food, but with an ion/ozone generator, you're producing them in mass quantities of them and suck them right into your lungs.

      As I'm building DIY N2 lasers and tesla coils, I like the fine ozone smell, though :-) You just have to know where the dangers lie...

    5. Re:WARNING: Ozone is a _very_ bad idea by jrockway · · Score: 1

      > Bad idea. Don't go here.

      Well, if the whole machine has to be thrown away due to stink, then just throwing away the HDs is a good deal, right? If you can save something, you've won.

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    6. Re:WARNING: Ozone is a _very_ bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, maybe that's because your "Ionic Breeze" makes ions, not ozone. Ozone is hazardous to people's health (look it up) and hasn't been used in these devices for decades. Ions aren't ozone.

    7. Re:WARNING: Ozone is a _very_ bad idea by sirwired · · Score: 1

      With the Ionic Breeze, I wouldn't lose sleep worrying about the ozone. However, I would stop using it and get a "real" ionizer because the ionic breeze cleans the air about as well as a fan with absolutely no filter involved.

      Quick demonstration:
      1) Run Ionic Breeze for 1 week. Clean plates with damp rag.
      2) Run a decent-size floor fan for a week. Clean off the blades with a damp rag.

      Compare the two.

      If the fan has approx. the same amount of dirt as the Ionic Breeze(or even slightly less... remember the fan isn't even supposed to clean the air, and it only costs about $20), one could surmize that the Ionic Breeze merely collects dust in the same way that that just about every surface of your house collects dust over time, except this overpriced piece of crap will collect dust that happens to float by it's vertical surfaces, supplemented by it's truly pathetic air-moving ability.

      Think about it for a second... A filter, or ionizer, can only clean air that passes through the device. Neither piece of equipment will effect air on the other side of the room. When air passes through an ionizer, the crap in the air sticks to the plates, or in the case of a filter, gets trapped. The particles in air on the other side of the room continue on, blissfully unaware.

      A REAL cleaner, with a FAN, (a quite popular air-moving device, used for centuries) recognizes this fundemental principle, and is constructed to move as much air as possible through device without driving you insane with noise. The Ionic Breeze fails to recognize this, and moves about as much air as your CPU fan.

      Remember, AIR THAT DOESN'T PASS THROUGH THE DEVICE DOESN'T GET CLEAN.

      If you want an Ionizer, try a Freidrich C-90A. $500, but it actually works. You can use it to clean almost 500 sq. ft. An Ionic Breeze can handle the dirt load from about 14.

  114. Newspaper? by steveha · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I don't know if this will work for you, but it's cheap and not risky.

    Shut down and unplug the equipment. Crumple up sheets of newspaper, and pack them into the open space of the equipment. Seal it up and give it a day or two, then pull out the newspaper and discard it.

    Why do I think this might work? I once bought a used refrigerator. It had been stored with the door closed and the power off, and its inside smelled very bad. I scrubbed the insides with cleaner and let it run for a few days, and it still smelled bad. Someone told me to try stuffing it full of newspaper, close it up, and leaving it for a day. I didn't really think it would work, but it did; the odor was gone. Just gone.

    I think that the way it works is just that the fibers of the paper soak up the smell.

    Now, if the meat-smelling equipment has actual deposits of meaty chemicals (pork fat or whatever) then I'll bet you will need to wash the equipment with alcohol or something to get rid of it. But if you just have odors soaked into various plastic things, this might work, just as it worked on my old refrigerator.

    If you try it and it does work, do please let me know.

    steveha

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  115. Lampe Berger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just let a Lampe Berger run in the room for a whole day, that should get rid of it.

  116. Yay Stink! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rather than give you misleading advice, I'll just say "sorry, but it goes against my conscience to help out your company."

    No doubt! It's called Karma, folks. The same thing that has me posting as an AC right now so that uninformed twerps don't me mod down.

    Until you city-boys have visited Columbus, Nebraska, or have had a large commercial pork operation move in upwind of your secluded country paradise, I'd suggest you sit down and shut up. As far as I'm concerned, those folks deserve to have the smell sticking to them everyplace they go.

    1. Re:Yay Stink! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mmmmmmmmmmmm. It's the smell of money on the hoof. I love it.

  117. Isopropyl Alchohol should work... try and use 90% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isopropyl Alchohol should work... try and use 90%

  118. As usual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just another person posting their CS101 homework to slashdot hoping for an easy A. We see right through you, pal.

  119. Why try to clean the computers? by SensitiveMale · · Score: 1

    As cheap as PCs are, you will undoubtedly spend more time trying to clean the computers than they are worth.

    Donate them and buy new computers.

  120. Enzymatic CFC anyone? by yasuo · · Score: 1

    It seems like for dead animal stench the only viable way to remove it is with enzymatic agents... I'd say your _BEST_ bet is to call a Crime Scene Cleanup company (as did Mythbusters) and ask them if there's any methods to entirely clean an electronic object... Otherwise...i'd say finding an enzymatic hydrofluoroether so you can dunk the equipment would be a good bet...

  121. try the dishwasher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    I didn't write the following, the time a coworker spilled hot chocolate onto a motherboard, I used detergent, rinsed in alcohol, blew off the water with a high-pressure air compressor, and let it dry for a few hours before plugging it in again. Since you need to do a batch at a time, you might try this... ---------------- quote
    I've worked in the small and desktop computer service industry
    for over 20 years (I started 2 years before IBM built the
    first PC!) Over all that time, I've seen just about every
    problem a floppy drive can have. In recent years, drive prices
    have fallen to such ridiculously low prices that no technician
    even tries to diagnose a bad drive these days. Onsite, I check
    the bios settings, look at Windows Device Manager, change the
    cable and then, if the drive still malfunctions, replace the
    drive. The whole process takes about 15 minutes. At $100/hr
    for service, you don't want your hired gun tech guy spending
    much time on a $20 drive. As you can imagine, this creates
    quite a pile of bad drives back at the shop.

    Our shop has a kitchenette with a dishwasher. Imagine my
    surprise when I opened the dishwasher one day to find a whole
    load of floppy drives in it! One of the senior techs had taken
    all the covers off of the defective drives and washed them in
    the dishwasher. I watched in fascination as he carefully
    removed them and placed them all in the OVEN...... Three hours
    at 200 degrees!

    Almost every one of them worked after a cycle in the
    dishwasher. I was flabbergasted! We gave free drives away for
    months to anyone who wanted one - I think I gave more of them
    away than I did business cards!

    Over time, the senior tech applied this bizarre procedure to
    CD-ROM drives, power supplies motherboards (sans batteries!)
    and printer parts of all types. I've seen completely
    disassembled Ink Jet printers in the dishwasher.

    Interestingly, this ridiculous procedure fixes more than half
    of these devices, and almost ALL of the Ink Jet printers.
    Three secrets were learned over time:

    1.) Granulated dish washing detergent is the only way to go -
    liquid doesn't wash out of all the cracks
    2.) That liquid no-spot rinse stuff messes up the works
    3.) The oven must be electric and digitally controlled. 200
    degrees is the perfect temp - less and the circuit boards do
    not get dry and more temp makes the plastics melt.
    For those who adventure into this at home I recommend having a
    camera ready before proceeding. It's fun to photograph your
    spouse the first time they open the dishwasher to find a load
    of computer parts.....
  122. Re:One of America's largest beef and pork producer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What are you, a dirty Mooslum?

  123. Getting rid of dead pig smell... by thewiz · · Score: 1

    A good coat of fire gets rid of unholy smells quite nicely!

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  124. Chlorine Bleach by jrifkin · · Score: 1

    I've found that the fumes from chlorine bleach can remove smells from my bathroom. Typically I'd wipe the bleach on a few surfaces, close the door, and come back in a few hours. Sometimes when I came back it smelled like a meadow after a thunderstorm, to quote a previous post.

    You might want to try this experiment. Wipe a keyboard with enought cholorine bleach to generate fumes then seal it in a plastic bag for a few hours or overnight, and see how it smells afterwards.

    Hope it works for you.

  125. That's Easy by amitofu · · Score: 1

    Stop killing pigs! Seriously. It is unnecessary, it is bad for the environment, it is bad for your health, and there are delicious alternatives. Not even to mention the horrendous conditions in which these pigs live.

    P.S. Please don't mod me down just because you like meat. I am trying to make a rational argument.

    1. Re:That's Easy by easter1916 · · Score: 1

      Back your rational (yet religion-based, Amit) argument up with facts, then.

    2. Re:That's Easy by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Yeah, stop killing pigs! Chicken is far cleaner to raise and render (not).

      Actually, if you get the chance and are in an area with 4H or FFA shows like county or state fairs, there's usually an auction where you can buy you animals on the hoof. There are usually local slaughterhouses where you can have the animals automatically shipped and processed. The money goes to the kids who raise them - usually on small family farms - and you get a well fed, well treated animal for your freezer. Well treated until they shipped him off to get the axe, that is.

      You'll probably want to buy a bigger freezer or go in with a friend to split an animal. Maybe 2 or three if you're inclined to buy a steer.

      (Yes, I raised animals in 4H and sold them. We always kept one hog and usually got a side of beef from another local. Now that's good eats. Did chickens too, and turkeys. Nasty, filthy creatures but, once again, good eats!)

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  126. obligatory simpsons quote by beefguts · · Score: 1

    Mmmmm...Hog fat

  127. Vegan Powered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    VEGAN POWER

    Is that where we collect all the fart gas you give off from eating 5 tons of beans a day, and use it to power our homes?

    It could be like 'The Matrix' with lots of vegans living in power plants, providing clean^w electricity for the world.

    It also keeps the vegans out of the way for the rest of us; although similar problems to those with old nuclear power plants might arise when it's time for decomissioning.

  128. CarraScent by Powerdog · · Score: 1

    Carrington makes the CarraScent Odor Eliminator. It's used in hospitals and other places to remove odors such as feces, urine, and necrotic tissue. It works very well. Leave a bottle for guests that use your bathroom. It's less dangerous than matches. :)

  129. use GBL by solosaint · · Score: 2, Informative

    use gamma hydroxy butrate, or GBL, its a hydroscopic solution used for cleaning greebboards and such.

  130. Pine-Sol solution by jbrader · · Score: 1

    Just let said dumbass use the pine sol then buy new, non-stinky machines.

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  131. new building == new equipment by confused+one · · Score: 1
    No, really. It's the only way you're going to completely get rid of that smell.

    O3 generators will help... You can wash some components of the hardware... Let's face it though, you can not wash the disks; so, they'll eternally smell like, well, your rendering plant. The other thing to consider is that in order to wash the components, you'll have to completely (and I mean COMPLETELY) disassemble the systems. In doing so (in spite of all the suggestions otherwise), you're bound to have some mortality (no pun intended). What I'm saying is that at least one of your systems will not power back up as expected.

    If these machines contain any important data; then, I'd suggest you buy at a minimum a new storage array and transfer all the data to the new machine before you try to clean anything.

  132. write it off as a loss by NNland · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm not sure if anyone else has posted something similar previous to this, but on Myth Busters (a show on the Discovery channel) they stuck two dead pigs in a Corvette for like 2 weeks.

    Result: no amount of cleaning, commercial solvents, enzymes, etc., was able to remove the smell. They ended up selling the thing for scrap for around $1000. The new owner was going to pull the engine, tires, and various other components. All metal and plastic compents that had been exposed to the stench retained the smell.

    I'd personally buy all new, transfer the data, wipe the drives, and find some way of disposing of the equipment; the smell isn't going to go away.

  133. Its a selling point! by Frogbert · · Score: 1

    Customer: Whats that smell?

    Salesman: Once you get used to the smell of rendered hog fat, you'll wonder how you ever did without it.

  134. water coolin by ximpul1 · · Score: 1
    ok so i saw something similar on mythbusters a while back. they tried everythingt o get the smell of a dead pig out of a car...didnt work.

    now this wont kill the smell but it may help you deal with it. its expensive and somewhat geeky but this is slashdot right?

    seal up all the holes you can that would allow air in/out of the computer and buy yourself an external water cooling unit like this one http://www.hardocp.com/article.html?art=Mzc2

    the radiator is external (methinks) and you will limit the air exiting the case.

    try this at your own risk. if it turns you into a smoldering pile of carbon i take no responisbility! good luck

  135. step 1: insure.

    step 2: hulk smash!

    problem solved. fun, too.

  136. Charcoal filters or ozone by future+assassin · · Score: 2, Informative

    The charcoal wont clean the inside odor but you can put a charcoal filter on the intake vant of the computer room and it'll filter out any odor coming in. Also you could build small charcoal containers and put them infront of the computers exhaust fan which will filter out the smell. Anhter solution which im not sure how it will react with electronics is to put all the smelly items into a empty room and run an ozone generator in there. Ozoe will get rid of any smell there is but make sure no one is in hte room as the ozone will kill anything living. If you want the best charcoal filters get them from a company called Green Planet Hydroponics www.mygreenplanet.com They have access to some of the best charcoal for air filtration

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  137. Clean them as the manufacturer cleaned them... by stienman · · Score: 1

    PC boards are generally soldered en masse, either with an IR reflow oven or wave soldering. They use copius amount of flux to remove oxidation and other residues that form before soldering so a good joint forms. This flux is essentally a heat activated acid, and must be removed after soldering.

    Most places use the equivilant of glorified dishwashers to wash the boards.

    You have to use distilled water, no detergents. You might try using rubbing alcohol as a rinse to remove more grime than hot water alone will remove. The water could be up to 140 degrees Celsius (ie, steam) which will also help in the removal.

    However there is little that you can do to completely remove the odor without also damaging the components.

    Before you immerse or wash the boards close up any small holes, such as the processor socket, with a good quality removable tape. Cover parts that appear to have paper or fiber based construction. Cover the pci and isa connectors across the top, etc.

    Use an oven to dry the boards.

    Be aware that any efforts you make to remove the gunk which do not actually remove it may end up turning it into a worse situation than it already is operationally. You might turn it into a solvent that attacks plastic, for instance.

    Another good option is ultrasonic cleaning, and there is an entire industry that is built around electronics cleaning using ultrasonic and mild solvents.

    Sounds like it's too much work, IMHO, but I suppose that you don't have the option to completely replace everything. Good luck!

    -Adam

    1. Re:Clean them as the manufacturer cleaned them... by 1_interest_1 · · Score: 0

      what?

      are you fucking stupid? use tape to "cover the holes"?

  138. Interesting... by El+Camino+SS · · Score: 4, Funny

    You make your own soap?

    I think we need to swap recipes. I've got some other things you might be interested in.

    E-mail me a tylerdurden@aol.com

    Hope to hear from you soon.

    1. Re:Interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, why would Tyler use aol? With his, you know, criticisms of sheeple, the establishment, etc

      I guess they couldn't give you +1 pity mod

    2. Re:Interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "E-mail me a tylerdurden@aol.com

      Hope to hear from you soon."

      And, if you weren't aware, because you typed your email in plain text you're going to be hearing from a lot of spammers soon.

      Oh, you're on AOL...of course you weren't aware.

  139. Don't remove it! by ErikTheRed · · Score: 1

    Just add some oil and get the room really hot (say 375 degrees Farenheit or so) - nothing beats the smell of bacon! Mmmmmm......

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    1. Re:Don't remove it! by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Are they P4s? Just spray on some Pam and turn 'em on! For those outside the US, Pam is a spray can of oil - probably canola. Though, now that I think about it, for P4 temps you should really consider peanut oil...it's got a higher smoke point. (I knew those Alton Brown episodes would come in handy some day)

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  140. Two Words: DNA Match. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is even better than opening up an AlphaServer DS20 and taking a shit inside of it before sending it back to Compaq.

    Two Words: DNA Match.

    1. Re:Two Words: DNA Match. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Two more: Public Toilet.

      ~~~

    2. Re:Two Words: DNA Match. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You work for Compaq, don't you?

    3. Re:Two Words: DNA Match. by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 1

      Three words: Someone Else's Shit

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  141. Potassium Permangate filters by HotNeedleOfInquiry · · Score: 1

    I don't know how to get the smell out of the existing equipment, but what you might want to look into is equiping the server room aircon with potassium permangate filters. They are widely used in sewage treatment plants to keep the control room fresh-smelling. It may be that with the filters, the smell will dissipate after a few month.

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  142. Removing odiferous organics from computers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    The few times I've had to "disinfect" computers and other electronics with "creative" fragrances, I've used pure (reagant grade) ethyl alcohol [in a well ventilated and grounded work space] with solvent resistant gloves, an ultrasonic bath of coating safe electronics cleaner, tupperware dishes and miscellaneous hand tools (brushes, ball peen hammer, cold chisels, etc).. Ball peen hammers are very useful for removing encrustations and cooked on stuff.. You don't wanna know. Trust me.

    If you can replace the cases, do so. If not, dissasemble, remove power supplies, remove encrustations, and wash with bleach and hot water, then surgical soap and water.

    Standard floppy drives are replaceable. Too much of a hassle to clean.

    Harddrives are basically going to have to be removed, wiped with alcohol wipes, and then wiped down with some odor-neutralizing spray. Replace the drives after you get complete backups if any have errors.

    Powersupplies, if not replaceable, should be discharged (those caps can kill), blown out with compressed air, and then wiped down with alcohol wipes.

    CRT Monitors are going to be a bitch to clean. Replace if you can. If you can't replace, discharge all the capacitors, coils and the tube. Blow out with compressed air. Wipe down any sealed board level components and sealed surfaces with alcohol wipes. Don't get anything on any coils. Allow everything to air for 24 hrs before reassembly.

    LCD monitors should be disassembled, their cases washed with alcohol. Spritz down the electronics with coating-safe board cleaner. Use monitor-wipes on the LCD itself.

    Cables can either washed by hand, in a dishwasher (NOT HOT WATER! Max temp about 80F) or replaced. Replacement is easier.

    Keyboards, if replacements are not available, should have all batteries removed, large encrustatios removed by hand (use gloves!), blown out with compressed air, and be run through a dishwasher, again with no hot water, or washed with large amounts of alcohol. Allow to drain for at least 24 hrs (alcohol) or 48 hrs (water) under a fan before reusing.

    Boards: Remove any major encrustations of hardened tiss.. err.. organic matter by shaking, scraping, or chiseling. Soak in ethyl alcohol to loosen clotted material (in my case, literally.. again, don't ask) enough to brush/wipe most of it off. Immerse in electronics cleaner in ultrasonic bath on low. Board comes looking almost brand new. Allow to dry under a fan for several ours. Test, and reinstall.

    Replace all fans and filters if possible (easier than cleaning the damn things). Reassemble. Before closing the case, hang a couple of those pine-tree shaped air fresheners in the case.

    There are also a lot of forensic clean-up information websites out there.. Google is your friend. Hope this helps..

    1. Re:Removing odiferous organics from computers... by Solder+Fumes · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sorry, but...I'm going to have to ask. Are you the guy who bought all the Heaven's Gate computers at police auction?

    2. Re:Removing odiferous organics from computers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but...I'm going to have to ask. Are you the guy who bought all the Heaven's Gate computers at police auction?

      In Soviet Russia, the Heaven's Gate computers buy YOU at police auction!

    3. Re:Removing odiferous organics from computers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words, replace everything?

  143. Febreeze by whorfin · · Score: 1

    I've got a room at home that smells like unholy hell, so I keep a bottle of Febreeze handy.

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  144. ACL Staticide by Hal_9000@!!!@ · · Score: 4, Informative

    ACL Staticide is the stuff you're looking for. It is just as good as isopropyl as a solvent but is also an antistat... computer shops use it to clean computers (we use #1010 where I work). If you have any left over, you can mop your floors/clean your carpets with it to make them static-free.

    And it's even cheap!

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    1. Re:ACL Staticide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a radio that I'm trying to make static free, I wonder if it will work for that.

  145. I prefer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Borax, when it comes to external plastics. Either a soak in a standard laundry dilution, or a 'scrubbing' with a damp sponge and the granules as cleanser. It's the best thing I've found for removing cigarette tar and other yellowings from white/beige casings; Pine-Sol or equivalents tend to leave sticky residues, alcohols don't dissolve everything, and bleach will tend to yellow stuff on its own.

    Obviously, don't get this anywhere near internal components when wet, as it'll be somewhat corrosive. For the circuitry, I'd probably risk anything from soap-and-water cleaning if it's hardware that's easily replaced if you kill any -- rinsed quickly with distilled/deionized water and dried in a hair dryer or sauna -- to a quick soak with alcohol + a small amount of Febreze or an enzymatic odor neutralizer (hopefully enough to nail the stink without leaving noticably conductive residue) ... on through to my personal favorite: a hosing-down with WD-40, which will probably lift any lipid gunk right off, though you'll have to let the equipment air out for a week until it all evaporates off.

    As a tip, don't clean hard drives by immersion; they generally have filtered air vents to let them equalize to atmospheric pressure.

  146. Colorful Trees for cars by moankey · · Score: 1

    I see people stacking those christmas trees that come in a variety of fruit smelling flavors in their cars, why not take a bunch of those and hang them all about the computers?

  147. Sorry. by cjsnell · · Score: 1

    Sorry. See link #2.

    I couldn't resist.

    1. Re:Sorry. by Prowl · · Score: 1

      wow.

      google really is that good...

      (still not sure why comment was modded Insightful)

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  148. Remove the HDDs and Trash the computers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just take the hard disks out and trash the rest.

  149. Send me an e-mail!!! by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

    Our company manufactures all varieties of cleaning chemicals, and we make a deodorizer that was originally designed as part of a suite for treating pig manure.

    It's environmentally friendly, has a pleasing odor, and I believe is non-conductive (can be used on electronics).

    Lemme find out.

    E-mail me at moornblade at graffiti dot net

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  150. Use Co2 or glycol fog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    there are a number of companies that do cleaning using frozen CO2, or a glycol based fogging agent (similar to fog machines used at concerts) It doesn't harm electronics and it cleans well. I don't know how it does with odors, but I work in an industrial facitlity and have seen it used on welding robots and related equipment. It makes grimy, sooty, filthy dirty machines look new

  151. Smell of Beuwolf Cluster by Da_Fridge · · Score: 1

    Imagine the smell of a Beuwolf cluster of these

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  152. My experience. by supabeast! · · Score: 2, Funny

    Summary- wipe everything down with alcohol, trash anything painted along with the PSUs. I once let a friend borrow a system for several months-what I did not know what this his roomates were smokers and slobs, and the computer came back covered in a layer of brownish goo. I carefully cleaned off everything that I could with alcohol on q-tips and toothbrushes, washed the case with lysol, and let it all dry.

    Most of the parts ended up well-cleaned and generally stink free. Unfortunately, the power supply was uncleanable without a total dissasembly that would have rendered it unusable, and the while the case appeared clean, once it warmed up it stank just as bad as before; as far as I can tell it was just some weird feature of the paint that kept me from getting the stink out.

    Since I couldn't fit an Antec server case in the dishwasher, I wrote it off as a loss, tossed it out, put the parts in a new case, and donated it to my college-student sister.

  153. Flux cleaner? by truesaer · · Score: 1

    I cleaned glue off a PCB once with flux cleaner. Not sure if this would help with odor...You would need a lot of it though. Maybe getting a whole bunch of those Fridge and Freezer baking soda boxes and put one in each system? Couldn't hurt.

  154. Ozone by danieleran · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My dad ran a business cleaning up after floods, fire damage and crime scenes (mostly suicides). Some things smell bad. Some require vomiting (like rotten meat). Some are just unpleasant but linger (like the acrid smoke smell from a fire).

    Things you can't clean by washing can be put in a tent with an ozone (O3) generator. Ozone is what you smell after a lightning storm: the clean rain smell. Concentrated, it smells sort of like bleach, but sharper.

    It's both toxic and cleaning because (as I recall) Ozone happily oxidizes anything it contacts, preferring to be regular O2 + a free radical oxygen atom. The free Oxygen can bond with a molecule of stank and modify it to something less stanky, or it can, say, attach to a molecule in a cell wall and kill the cell.

    It's like an efficiently burning fire in slow motion. I think oxidation is part of what makes your skin age; as you age, the damage created by environmental oxidation is repaired less and less by your body, until you just wither away. That's the idea behind taking certain vitamins that are supposed to block the damaging effects of free radicals in your body.

    Of course, when you have something that stinks, you'd prefer it be destroyed by oxidation.

    Unfortunately, plastics are among the hardest things to clean because they can absorb odors and its very hard to suck the stink back out. Stink isn't just something on the surface you can wipe off in most cases.

    Spraying perfume just adds a new smell on top, which might not outlast the stink itself. I think Fabreze is a corn based chemical that works along the same principle as ozone. However, it leaves a residue on hard surfaces; it's designed for fabrics.

    Sometimes when you have, say, a guy who dies alone in a house and his body fluids drain through the floor, or, in a moment of anguish, someone decides to end it all using a shotgun, you have a situation where you just need to throw things away.

    Gnarly.

  155. From personal experience.. by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 1

    We had a small house fire which deposited tons of oily soot everywhere. Sort of like having 10,000 people smoke in your house for a year. The semi-professional house-restoration folks scrubbed the walls with various liquids, which got most of the gunk off, then they brought in these high-falootin ozone generator boxes. A few hours of ozone and the smells were all gone. *But* anything made of rubber fell apart, and *all* the ball point pens dried up. Oil in door hinges siezed up. Assuming there's rubber or similar parts in the computers, and oil in various fan and disk bearings, I would NOT recommend this very effective treatment.

  156. Stanky Hardware by Chronowerx · · Score: 1

    This will no doubt get lost in all the noise, but I work at an Electronics company, and I regularly repair customer returns that have been covered in..well.. you name it - we get returns of sensors that range from being covered in mud to god-knows-what chemicals that make you itch and eat off tracks...anyway;

    There are a range of producs called 'Micro Care' that come in a bottle, all you need is a brush, cloth, and patience. It's alcohol based, and will not damage anything on the PCB, plus it evaporates away pretty fast. I've used this stuff on gold plated connectors, processor boards, drive parts, and it's been nothing short of fantastic.
    You will be able to just pull cards, scrub them clean (carefully) wipe them off, and they will be dry and ready to go again in minutes, and the stuff even smells nice.
    'Araxel' is the one we use, but I beleive they do allsorts, just google for it - we get ours from Toolnet in the UK, but it's imported from the US if I remember correctly.

    Don't forget to hang a 'magic tree' in the flow of a fan or two to get rid of that last bit of stink!

  157. Install Filters, and get money to fix things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its a management issue.
    Draw up a cost/benefit proposal, map out a project, attach a cost estimate. Easier to prevent a problem than to treat the fallout.
    Molecules of stink getting inside corporate disk arrays, cant be good for data either. Your OS&H inspectors must be asleep.

    A Mr Dyson of UK fame would probably tell you to build a centrifical filter, just like sawmills have.

  158. Ozone by cheezemunk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is a problem that frequently comes up in police investigations when a body is undiscovered for a long period. The smell is soaked into the carpet and floorboards. It can't be washed away. The answer is a portable ozone generator. It floods the room with a high concentration of ozone and destroys the chemicals responsible for the smell.

  159. Try an inline air duct ozone type deodorizer by ziandra · · Score: 1

    Ozone generating air cleaners are used extensively in greenhouses and hydroponic applications. Products made by people like http://www.uvonair.com/ may meet your requirements as long as you are careful to match ozone output to the volume of your workspace. Too little won't work very well and too much can be hazardous.

  160. Is everyone daft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did everyone not READ the post before replying? This is a computer ROOM, i.e. machine room I would take it. How on earth do you propose taking something like a Sun E10K and dipping it in alcohol or any of the other lame brained ideas I have read so far?

    Chagatai, you're effed! I'd shoot the effing moron that built the original machine room near any sort of particulate contaminate (which odors are) and did not design the air handling system to filter it out (which would have cost MILLIONS!).

    If it's not a machine room, you're still effed. There are far too many components, in probably different manufacturers' machines, to go through and identify as not being capable of being cleaned by isopropyl alcohol (denatured too; one small tidbit they forgot to mention in all the lame brained posts). Besides that it would take almost as much money in alcohol and man hours to clean the equipment as it did to rennovate whatever space they are being put in!

    Scuba gear was funny, and I loved the BS story about Siberia. If that story was true Bi()hazard, the FBI will be on your doorstep in the morning to arrest you, by the way, as divulging such information about where you were when you did what you did (which was probably classified) is a felony. Hope you like federal (pound me in the ass) prison. Nice to see so many creative teenagers still post on /. Cheers.

  161. Dead pig stench in computer room by howard_coward · · Score: 1

    About the best you can do is activated charcoal filters in the air supply. Perhaps zeolites. The stinkies are low molecular weight organics that are (usually) harmless but mighty offensive. You should be able to find air filtering outfits that deal with this issue.

  162. Easy Solution by Game+Genie · · Score: 1

    Don't murder defenseless animals? Nah, that would be too easy. Seriously though, perhaps you could manufacture some computer safe bleach using Fluorinert to dissolve the chlorine rather than water. Or just find a less filthy business, whatever.

  163. Re:One of America's largest beef and pork producer by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Why didn't you just say nothing at all then? The guy doesn't care about your conscience right now. He was looking for solutions.

    Since when is that the criterion for a post adding to the discussion? You must think Ask Slashdot is a free consulting service we are running here. The discussions are for the benefit of everyone who participates, not just the OP, and posts that don't contain solutions are still allowed.

    Several months ago a PHB posted an Ask Slashdot article asking for someone to write a shell script for his company. He was promptly excoriated by hundreds of unemployed geeks for being a cheap bastard. (Although his Ask Slashdot article was a success because someone did post a three-line shell script that met his stated requirements.) I don't remember any demands for downmoderations on posts with no shell scripts in them, or suggestions that people "just say nothing at all then" if they didn't have a shell script to post.

    If someone from a corporate pig farm asks how to get the pig stink off his computers, posts about corporate pig farms in general should be expected and are entirely on topic for the discussion. The OP opened the door, and there's a lot to say about them. They crush family owned farms which can't compete with the vast economies of scale- which can only be achieved legally thanks to extensive lobbying and political corruption. The farms enjoy exemptions to environmental laws that still apply to everybody else. They regularly cause environmental disasters every time there is a flood. The stench they generate destroys real estate prices for miles downwind. People have lost everything when these farms get built near their homes. And unlike nuclear plants, jails, waste incinerators, or sewage treatment plants, NIMBY is entirely justified here since corporate pig farms do not serve the public interest at all. We aren't allowed to talk about this?

    Frankly, 600 posts about rubbing alcohol does not make a very interesting discussion.

  164. skunk scent by flyneye · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    to remove skunk scent use tomato juice.
    or just use skunk scent as it will mask pork juice.

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  165. Overpower the pig smell by thorpie · · Score: 1

    Putting the vent from the sewerage works in front of the intake will overpower the pig smell

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  166. NO! by bani · · Score: 1

    Ozone _destroys_ rubber.

    This means all the electrolytic capacitors on your electronics will be toast, at the very least.

  167. I see a PETA ad by siskbc · · Score: 1

    Computers from vegetable packing plants don't end up smelling like shit.

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    1. Re:I see a PETA ad by TykeClone · · Score: 1
      Dead pigs smell much worse than shit.

      Heck, they even smell worse than that concentrated manure that is spread on fields.

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  168. CO2 by B5_geek · · Score: 1

    Carbon Dioxide.

    If you can get the equipment into an air-tight device, and pump CO2 into it, the smell will be eliminated. (I'm not sure how long it needs to stay sealed, but I think 2-3 days is the norm.

    I know a guy who specializes in removing nasty odours from cars. (He also does work for the police Dept. Removing the smell of decayed bodies out of cars so the evidence can be collected.)

    He srrounds the car in a plastic "bubble", pumps out all the air, and then injects CO2 into it.

    All Bad odours are gone.

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  169. Use what the pros use by fireboy1919 · · Score: 1

    Ultrapure water.

    They use it to clean circuit boards right after they put all the components on them.

    Where can you get it?

    Good question. I've heard that some plants that use it to clean circuit boards will sometimes sell off water they don't need...or maybe you can rent lab time at one such plant? Don't know.

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  170. NO by bani · · Score: 1

    ozone destroys electronics. it will destroy the rubber in the electrolytic capacitors and other components and render your electronics totally useless.

  171. Re:One of America's largest beef and pork producer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what do you mean they don't serve the public interest? They raise lots of yummy pigs!

  172. Use Clean Water. by bombadillo · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    How about the big Pig industries help clean up the pollution they have caused to our environment. Then we can help you clean the smell out of your hardware.

  173. How is this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    News. Who cares if his computers smell like a pig. Get over it and just use some pine sole..

  174. Re:just toss a couple tree shaped deodorizers in p by Fortran+IV · · Score: 1

    Dude, that is a sadistic sig. It's been too long; I had to use Debug to read it.

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  175. Mythbusters Revisted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes find out what was used. It was an enzyme that eats up proteins and works in aqueous solution (no flamable organics!)

    I used to be a chemist, so the enzyme route it what you want. I just don't know the name of the product they used. Ozone is out of bounds for electronic equipment, it eats up double bonds in plastics and rubber.

    Of course you don't want to wipe down your motherboard with an an aqueous solution either.

  176. Just make sure.... by TFGeditor · · Score: 1

    ...it is 90 precent isopropyl. Back in the day when I did engineering consulting for systems powered by Data General Nova 4 mini-computers, we used 90 persent isopropyl for everything from cleaning disk heads to deodorizing. The 70 percent stuff (rubbing alcohol) leaves redisdues the effects of which I'd rather not remember.

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  177. Enzymes by Secrity · · Score: 1

    There is a water based product called Microbe-Clean made by Georgetown Environmental Group that contains nonpathogenic microbes that break down animal waste and odors. I know that it works great with dog piss and cat puke, it may work with pig smells. It is water based so it would have to be used with care on computers. I get it at Whole Foods Market http://www.wholefoods.com/

  178. they deserve to live with the smell by vistic · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    for supporting animal abuse, i hope they live with the smell as a constant reminder of the reality that the food is a rotting animal.

    1. Re:they deserve to live with the smell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      plants are animals too

    2. Re:they deserve to live with the smell by member57 · · Score: 1

      PETA- People Eating Tasty Animals.. Donate the parts to me, I loooove the smeel of pork!!!! Kill MORE pigs so I can get it cheaper too!!!!

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    3. Re:they deserve to live with the smell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only that, but they're the most helpless of all animals!

      Shame on you! At least eat something that can fight back!

  179. Alcohol is a bad idea... Epoxy and charcoal ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    having cleaned many a disgusting system, i don't recommend any of the above.. immersion in alcohol is dangerous and chances are you'll end up with a dead board.. those electrolitics just love to soak up at the caps.

    epoxy all chassis vents, then replace the power supply with a new spiffy-clean one (cleaning the old one will be a nightmare, and toying with hi-voltage capacitors can make for long evenings spent in hospital hallways). once that's done, drill a single front mounted vent that will feed the inbound or in-chassis power supply fan. in back of all vents epoxy a charcoal activated filter (GE circular filters for their desktop models are good and not expensive) and pre-treat the external non-charcoal layers (typically fibrous) with a commercial odor neutralising liquid.

    voila.. stink contained, and the mod doubles as a nice room freshner.

    - k0ward ;-)

  180. Try going to a pest control office... by jxliv7 · · Score: 2, Informative

    and see what they use to get rid of smells like dead possums in the air conditioning ducts. They gave me some powerful one-drop-at-a-time stuff that worked.

  181. Confused by boffy_b · · Score: 1

    I am a vegetarian yet I find that hilarious, should I feel guilty or just say 20 "hail daisy"s?

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  182. Who cares? by p373 · · Score: 1

    Okay, so you murder hundreds of animals a day and now youre sad because you cant get the stench of death off your PC? Go fuck yourself.

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    1. Re:Who cares? by oneishy · · Score: 1

      no... he cleans up after someone else kills the animals. It might not make a difference to you, but it is different.

    2. Re:Who cares? by sn0wcrash · · Score: 1

      No.. he's sad cause it isn't the right smell of death. If it was the smell of a nice dead grilled steak and baked potatoes it would all be good. Yummy yummy animals...

  183. Ozone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I worked for a drycleaner for years who specialized in "fire restoration." Wet washing or drycleaning does not take out the smell of smoke caused by a house fire but ozone does. We would take all the (unburned) clothing from a house, pile it into a brokendown stepvan and pump in ozone for 3 days. After that, the clothing had no smell.

    As I understand, the unstable ozone reacts with the smoke and breaks it down. I would assume the process is the same with this stench (also organic compounds).

    An ozone machine is simple to build (high voltage transformer, arcing plates and a fan) and easier to buy.

    One more thing: Ozone ages rubber quickly, so this process might put some wear on rack wheels and rubber feet.

  184. Move the intakes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NEXT! ..

  185. Smellovision Doom 3 by Alliante · · Score: 1

    Bah, just beef up the machine's motherboard and graphics card and you'll be immersed in the world of Doom 3 just a step futher! :-)

  186. Vent it outside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Just vent the air from the Power Supply fans back into the Pig plant. Then have a intake for fresh air- cleaning the systems is too much trouble- your room will smell like Pigs feet in two weeks anyway unless you guys wear booties and bunny suits walking around anyway -- two cents!

  187. Reminds me of the urban lengend of the car stench by caseih · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I remember reading once about a car that someone had been murdered in and his corpse left to rot for some time before it was discovered. The myth is that the car never could be cured of the aweful stench on the interior of the car that came out on warm days, even after completely stripping the car down to the bare metal.

    Apparently the myth was tested by some guys a few years ago using a rotting pig carcas, and they determined that it was true. They had all kinds of people try cleaning the car. They even stripped out the seat and the cloth parts. It still stank.

    So I don't think that you'll ever be successful.

  188. Cleansing Hardware Of Dead Pig Odors by wap911 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Try FABREEZE also goto grocery store and purchase 20 pound bag of charcoal only the plain stuff, not hickory or anything else pulverize it with a hammer to a fine powder [you may need more bags] remove the floppy and cd drives put tape over any connector ps2, usb, etc now bury the entire PC in it inside the box and all _covered_ leave it for a week or 2 remove pc blow out all powder and reassemble spray with Fabreeze and let dry ......lather, rinse, repeat as needed.....

  189. Just use a Tornado in a Can by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4723367/

  190. Honestly Folks ... by UnixseSC · · Score: 1

    Any component of the system (which is not sealed, and has no power applied) can just be washed with soap and water. We used to do this back in the old VT101A days. Simply remove the components (HDD must be omitted) and scrub them with dish soap under luke warm running water. A simple baking (= 125 deg.) for 20 minutes will dry everything and ensure that there is no loss from overheating. If you're too afraid to try that, the only other way to get rid of any type of system grime is 99% Isopropyl alchohol. (Definately don't use rubbing alch.) Good luck with your problem.

  191. what smell? by mikey573 · · Score: 1

    You're approaching the problem from the wrong direction. Hire employees who can't smell.

    1. Re:what smell? by kellogg · · Score: 1

      You don't understand... the poster works with computer programmers. And we all know that they smell.

      punch-----------------------
      (that was the punchline)

      --
      Patrick Layne Kellogg http://www.patrickkellogg.com kellogg@dimensional.com
  192. Don't bother. by jcr · · Score: 1

    Just donate the equipment to one of the Hamas "charity" front groups, and take the tax deduction.

    -jcr

    --
    The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
  193. Contact Drew Industrial Division by tweedlebait · · Score: 3, Informative

    They handle many nasty smell situations at beef packing and rendering facilities. Solution would probably include some enzymes to chew up most of the stuff and chlorine dioxide to kill off the bacteria, etc. They probably handle the odor control systems for stink exiting the plant too so there might be a tech at your plant every week or so who'd help you.

    There are several other companies that handle this type of situation as well.

    http://www.ashchem.com/ascc/drewind/

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  194. Live with the stink...it fits you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's unbelievable no one here cares at all about the animals you've destroyed. You people are selfish freaks.

  195. Re:One of America's largest beef and pork producer by jcr · · Score: 0, Troll

    "sorry, but it goes against my conscience to help out your company."

    Then get bent, you useless hippie.

    -jcr

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    The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
  196. They tested this on MythBusters by phlegm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ever hear of the super cheap Corvette because the guy died in it and you can't get the smell out? They tested this Urban tale on MythBisters (Discovery Channel). They put 2 pigs in the front seat of a Vette and left it for 2 months. Then they tried to clean it. Best bet is for an enzyme based cleaner that helps break down the molecules. They ended up giving up and even had a hard time selling the thing afterwards.

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  197. Why not outsource by digitalgimpus · · Score: 1

    Send you computers to a country that wishes it smelled like that.

    Not to mention save on labor costs. :-D

  198. contact cleaner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Use contact cleaner. You can buy it at any local parts house. Works great. It cleans off the boards without leaving a residue. I use it at work on CNC machines all the time.
    It washes off coolant slime and removes the fishy smell, so I'm sure it would remove the piggy putridness.

  199. Therefore, the answer is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Get techs who chain-smoke.

    They'll mask the pig stench within a week.

    -J

  200. even better, Supercritical CO2 by bitingduck · · Score: 1

    Even better than steam is probably supercritical CO2, which can mimic various non-polar organic solvents by varying Temp and Pressure. Polar solvents can be mimicked by adding small amounts of other solvents-- it's used for cleaning wafers, decaffeinating coffee, and is moving into drycleaning. It's environmentally friendly-- generally no new CO2 is made in collecting the CO2 for it.

    here's a link:
    http://pubs.acs.org/cen/topstory/7938/print /7938no tw2.html

    1. Re:even better, Supercritical CO2 by smithmc · · Score: 1

      It's environmentally friendly-- generally no new CO2 is made in collecting the CO2 for it.

      Well, I'm assuming the collection process requires energy, which likely comes from burning fossil fuels...

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    2. Re:even better, Supercritical CO2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...but, generally, this is the simplest gas to be gathered by the whole atmospheric gas separation process, or an easily extracted component from an oil refinery output.

      It's usually gatherd as a byproduct of some other process...

      Having seen enough liquid CO2 rolling around in large semi-truck trailers, etc...

    3. Re:even better, Supercritical CO2 by bitingduck · · Score: 1

      Sure, it requires energy, but it doesn't release a lot of solvents into the air (solvents which also require energy to produce). Relative to other ways to clean things, it's pretty benign. Relative to just making people who use the computers put clothespins on their noses, it's not.

  201. Truth is stranger than fiction by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
    As if the Russions would allow FBI agents (or any Americans) in their nuclear weapons facilities.

    Shortly after the fall of the Soviet Union, what was left of the Evil empire (eastern version) was having a very difficult time dealing with dismantling their old weapons systems. What everybody was scared shitless of was that the (now out of work) soldiers and scientists would end up selling weapons and weapons-grad, uhm, parts to the highest bidder (with no regard to nationality or purpose).

    So the US ended up paying to help the former soviet states dismantle many of their former weapons systems.

    In any case, a friend of mine ended up working for a company that was assigned to the project.

    A Canadian, paid by the Americans to work on a Russian nuclear weapons system.

    For me, the part of about FBI helping to clean up a soviet Weapons research lab is actuall the second most believable part of the story. (the most believable being that a plastic tent might actually do the job.(especially if you could set it up so that the smelly side had negative air pressure.

    The resto of the story kinda, well, stinks.

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    1. Re:Truth is stranger than fiction by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      The plastic tent might serve in more ways then one. I saw a neibors house get treated for smoke damage a while back. They basicaly riased a tent around it and spewed some pepermint smelling think in there that was supposed to mask the odor. The smoke smell was still there but the pepermint was more powerfull. You oculd barely smell any smoke after wards and were you did you usually got a wiff of pepermint and didn't care abuot the smoke smell. I think the whole process took about 2 weeks after they scrubed everythign down.

  202. removal of STRONG odors by duanedv · · Score: 1

    Years ago I went on fishing trips with some guys who liked their really 'stinky' cigars. it was rustic camping complete with outhouse. I used to bring along a one ounce bottle of some stuff called 'DabIt' that I found at a place selling parts for ovens, refrigerators etc. One drop of the stuff put in an ash tray and placed on top of the frige got rid of the odors in a few hours. Caution: DON"T SNIFF IT or it will burn out your nose for smelling ANYTHING! Used with caution, it even cleared the air in the out house! I don't know if it is even available any more.

  203. Cover it with pig shit by HermanAB · · Score: 1

    then you won't smell the rotting pork odour.

    --
    Oh well, what the hell...
  204. Crime Scene Cleaners by Baavgai · · Score: 1

    Fat doesn't evaporate. It also has an interesting tendency to bond with plastics. If you've ever tried to get the stink of some fatty dish out of tupperware, you've experienced this phenomena.

    Ask your local cops who they use in crime scene clean ups. The guys who clean up after dead bodies have the technology you're looking for. In the previously mentioned episode of Myth Busters, I believe they ultimately appealed to these type of experts.

    Good luck.

  205. rinse with water by pmsyyz · · Score: 1

    I rise the dust off my PCI cards and cables about once a year. If you dry them fast and let them air out they will be fine.

    --
    Phillip
  206. Fresh Cab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a lady on a farm somewhere in the USA who packages up little bags of scented stuff to toss in your Combine or Tractor cab to kill the odors. These things work amazingly well, like no cab freshener you've ever seen before. Toss a packet inside each case and it should be good. They come in a box of four. Most farm machine dealers will sell them. Fresh Cab is the brand name.

  207. The Name For This Is: KARMA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I'm a vegetarian and find it funny that you have stinky computers that are the result of your violent business. I would consider this a case of karma. Every cause has an effect and so you must smell the stench of dead pig for being in the business of killing them.

    Port 138

  208. Febreeze vs. Hantavirus? by Dr.+Mu · · Score: 1

    The deer mouse might be dead and the odor gone, but any hantavirus present will live on. I doubt that Febreeze is an adequate antidote!

    1. Re:Febreeze vs. Hantavirus? by Deep+Fried+Geekboy · · Score: 1

      Yes, that is very true and rather worrying. My wife had been involved in live trapping of deer mice in the exact spot where we were camping (Killarney Provincial Park in Ontario, Canada) as part of a research project into Hantavirus. We didn't discover it was a deer mouse until the repair shop finally disassembled the entire heating and A/C system to locate the carcass. Fortunately hantavirus is still pretty rare and the shop told me they did a thorough cleaning of all the components. Short of immersing everything in bleach it is hard to know quite what more one could do.

      --

      I'm not wrong. You haven't thought about it hard enough.

  209. Batteries and caps by phorm · · Score: 1

    Just a thought... the battery is probably a good thing to remove but if the caps still have any juice in them, wouldn't the most likely thing for them to short either be themselves, or the connected path (which won't overvolt as the cap won't be any more than any connected circuitry can take anyhow).

    Unless you're really unlucky it should be ok. I just cleaned up a computer lab which had a heavy roof leak overnight. We had some dead CD-ROMs, and 4 keyboards which didn't work quite right. The computers themselves were fine after drying for several weeks, and even the monitors (some of which the leak was right over and thus soaked nicel) were OK - and they've got much nicer sized capacitors than your standard mobo.

    I might leave off the PSU though, they're fairly cheap to replace and I wouldn't want to soak down one of them...

  210. Do nothing! by autophile · · Score: 1
    In any situation, "do nothing" is always worth a look! In this case, I think it would be a good reminder to the people there what sort of business they work in...

    --Rob

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  211. Heat by phorm · · Score: 1

    Beware of heating them or causing them to burn though. In a small room (i.e. apartment, dorm, etc) they can possibly release enough CO2 if combusted to be dangerous.

  212. I actually found a bottle of everclear... by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    ... at the office. Apparently my coworker (who's been there a long time) used it to clean reel-to-reel tapes. He still has it, and it's still crystal clear and it smells like all kinds of NASTY. We used it to clean some equipment that had been outside (with birds) and it did a real good job.

    It even has an ABC price tag on it. Hilarious...

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  213. use potatoes by mikeraz · · Score: 1

    A restaraunt was going into a building that used to be a fish market. Place smelled like fish in a big way. The owner stuffed the place with potatoes for a month. They absored all the ordors. At last that's the story told about Hunans on Sansome when it opened in the early 80s.

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    There's more to it than this.

  214. dry cleaning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    You may consider immersion in halogenated organic solvents like trichloroethylene or methylene chloride. Non-flammable, non conductive. Does not dissolve most polymers. Use super-adequate ventilation and dispose of solvents properly when finished!

  215. I don't think... by Nick+Driver · · Score: 1

    Maybe Freshmeat.net could help?

    ... the meat in question is very fresh now, is it?

  216. Flourinert by micker · · Score: 1

    Well, if you decide to try the second posters solution, I have some spare cans of HFE if you want them. Get ahold of me here if you do!

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    Words are only yours until someone else uses them...
  217. Dishwasher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just take apart the systems and run all the components, except the hard drives, through the dish washer, let them all dry 4 or 5 days and put them back together and power them up. I've done it before with a system I inherited from a heavy smoker and it worked great. Just make sure everything is DRY before powering them back up and put them on the top rack not the bottom.
    I do this to my keyboards about twice a year to get all the goo outta them.

  218. Mmmmm. Bacon. by superpixel2000 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There should be room inside the machines for a hanging air freshener, as you would find in any car (like mine). Try that. Since the fans in most machines are plastic, and they would tend to absorb more odors than metal, you might want to swap those out as well. As a last resort, gut the computers, and swap out the guts with those of the corp. executives (or their immediate peons) computers. The metal cases (oh wait, are these Dells with cheap plastic cases?) shouldn't hold the smell too much... Fascinating question. I'm going to go fry up some fatback now, thanks.

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  219. IAQM.com by frostbite2040 · · Score: 1

    IAQM.com is a service that does air quality. They can eliminate all kinds of things from the air, including odors... They use a "fogger" to do it.

    --
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  220. Buy new computers. by jonadab · · Score: 1

    Buy new computers *now*. Do not put the old computers in the new office. If
    you do, the new office will smell of its own accord in a few weeks, and then
    replacing the computers won't solve the problem.

    Alternately: there are a handful of aromas known to mankind that are stronger
    than pigs. Ammonia, PVC cement, Ranch salad dressing, that sort of thing.
    Put some of *that* stuff in the office, and nobody will complain about the
    pig smell ;-)

    --
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  221. Revenue & upgrade opportunity combined! by Moubtaden · · Score: 0

    Sell them as the perfect dedicated Doom 3 servers.

  222. Just ask someone who knows for sure.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Call Michael Moore and ask what he uses to clean himself.

    1. Re:Just ask someone who knows for sure.... by Mongo222 · · Score: 1

      You obviously haven't seen him on TV, it's clear he doesn't bathe.

  223. Peroxide Vapor Cleaning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.bioquell.com/ - Used to decontaminate sensitive equipment

  224. In response to the skunk farm comment by Hadlock · · Score: 1

    Bathe everything in tomato juice, scrub well, then steam clean them, afterwards rinse throughoughly with alcohol.

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  225. Vegan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    go vegan, this will never happen again.

  226. May I point you to... by purduephotog · · Score: 4, Interesting

    http://www.med-chem.com/MSDS/100_iso.htm

    That's all I'm going to say. I've worked with all the solvents you've mentioned, in larger quantities than any human being should rightly come in contact with (chemicals plant) and I've got to tell you: They All Suck.

    I lost a gf because I was so irritatable after being exposed to IPA (Iso Propyl Alcohol) that I simply couldn't stand to see her. I'd come home, she'd be on the couch, have dinner ready, wearing something provocative... and the only thing that would pop into my head was "God damnit she's here again".

    CNS symptoms are nasty for solvent exposure to IPA. I can't even imagine what would have happend if, as you suggest, I had drunk it.

    Once I got laid off from that job and no longer was exposed to the fumes, my personality came back to normal. The ex-gf and I are still friends, but she's still doesn't believe me entirely that it was the fumes (tho she's comin around now and then).

    Stay away from that crap and remember: Even Alcohols good, Odd Alcohols Kill.

    1. Re:May I point you to... by autopr0n · · Score: 1

      Even Alcohols good, Odd Alcohols Kill.

      What on earth do you mean?

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    2. Re:May I point you to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Even Alcohols good, Odd Alcohols Kill.

      What on earth do you mean?

      i believe the poster was referring to the number of carbon's attached to the alcohol

      0C = water = even = good

      1C = methanol = odd = poison

      2C = ethanol = even = good

      3C = propanol = odd = poison

      4C = butanol = even = (presumably) good

    3. Re:May I point you to... by abb3w · · Score: 1
      Even Alcohols good, Odd Alcohols Kill.
      What on earth do you mean?
      Methanol, Propanol, Pentanol = kill you fast.
      Ethanol, Butanol, Hexanol = not quite so deadly.

      WARNING: I AM NOT A CHEMIST, BUT I REMEMBER BEING WARNED THAT ALL OF THESE ARE POTENTIALLY LETHAL. Depressing how many frat boys slab themselves because they still haven't learned the toxicity level of even standard Ethyl Alcohol.

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    4. Re:May I point you to... by NeuralAbyss · · Score: 2, Informative

      Propanol [C3H7OH] = bad
      Ethanol [C2H5OH] = good
      Methanol [C1H3OH] = bad

      Note the number of carbons.

    5. Re:May I point you to... by Medevo · · Score: 1

      Remember the old phrase, methanol makes you blind, propanol makes you sterile, and ethanol makes you forget chemistry!

      At least somebody who is stupid enough to poison themselfs with isopropyl alcohol will be removing themselfs from the gene pool

      Medevo

    6. Re:May I point you to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ethanol is poisonous and addictive. Not very good imho.

    7. Re:May I point you to... by TechnoWeenie · · Score: 1

      It may be that inhaling the fumes are more harmful than drinking IPA. Fumes, it seems to me, would be absorbed directly into the blood through the lungs. While if you drink it, the stomach has a chance to digest it.

  227. Simple Green by Loudog · · Score: 2, Informative

    I had to deal with this problem when I worked in an experimental physics environent -- and found that mice liked to live on the heatsinks for the magnet drivers. Guess what: mouse piss conducts! This is really bad when you're running delicate high gain amps. So....

    We tried everything. Alcohol. Solvents of all different kinds. Nothing worked until I brought some simple green in from home. This is what you do:

    Remove all the water sensitive components from the case (hard drive, CDROM, etc,...) Leave the cover off of the case. Put it into a deep sink and wet it with warm water. Then scrub it out gently with a 10:1 solution of water and simple green. Use a large soft brush for the major areas and acid brushes to get in the the corners.

    Rinse it out a few times with warm water.

    Get a heat gun (used for shrink tubing) or a really good hair dryer or space heater and blow dry the unit for about 45 minutes, turning as needed. Allow to air dry for 24 hours. Re-install/replace HD, CDROM. Smoke check.

    Our chassis always looked brand new after this treatment.

    -- Loudog

  228. Sharper Image - Ionic Breeze should do the trick by Proudrooster · · Score: 1

    If you really want to keep this stinky computer going, try putting a Sharper Image ionic breeze unit behind the blower fans. Also, make sure all the front fans are sucking air and the rear fans are blowing air out that back over the ionic breeze. I assume you can disinfect the outside with febreeze or some other agent that breaks down organics, but you aren't going to get the stench out of the inside very easily.

    Or if it's still under warranty, try to RMA some of the big pieces like the powersupply and motherboard :)

  229. ghb by Feyr · · Score: 1

    while illegal for most purpose (might still be legal as a cleaner where you live, better ask a lawyer though), gamma butyrolactone is an effective and non damaging electronics cleaner.

    it can be purchased in canada from some vendors (ontario? better look around some labs). there's a lot of papers to fill out and you might even get a visit from the GRC (canadian evivalent to the FBI) to make sure you're using it legally.

    lots of trouble, but it should get rid of the stench. or if you're feeling adventurous, you could try the other poster's methods of sticking it in a dishwasher...

  230. Amonia by burgessms · · Score: 1

    Several quarts, in glass pie pans, around the intake air vents. It will oxodize organic matter,
    and the smell ( P. U. ) will dissipate when you remove the amonia. Overnight should do it. Dont
    breathe the fumes. May eat metal.

  231. Go back in time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Forget about ozone and cleaning solutions, just go back in time and bring the new computers back.

  232. Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is easy.... Electronics cleaner for printed circut boards....Don't use some home elixer, its not worth things going bad.

    This is time consuming, somewhat spendy work, but worth the effort...

    Pull all the boards out of the PCs, Hose them down with electronics cleaner for circut boards, and let them dry out... Take out the power supplies, pull the cover off and hose them too... BIG source of the stink. The fans are halfways junk by now anyways, so resolder new double ball bearing fans in the power supplies, and not only will it be less smelly, the power supplies will now have new, reliable, quieter fans in them...

    Remove the cdroms, hard drives and floppy drives and hose the cases thouroughly in whatever pc-approved cleaning spray you have... letting them dry out before reassembly... Elbow grease works here. Wipe down the drives as best you can, even the sides that protrude in the case, and wipe the cd trays too... Maybe shoot some cleaner through the slots if you have leftover circutboard cleaner.

    Take a shower... You smell like ass now.

  233. Acethon! by Lufi2 · · Score: 1

    Buy some 150 litres of _PURE_ acethon, pour it into a big bath or something, and soak the box in.
    Leave it in for approx. 6 hours.
    It will solve the problem... Micro$oft style.

  234. Fake article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow. It's April 1 already.

  235. Requisite M$ Bashing Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Could be the smell is Windows.
    Have you tried loading linux?

  236. Baking Soda by Spazmania · · Score: 1

    I had this problem with an arcade game that sat in a bar. It reeked of stale cigarette smoke and made the room it was in smell as well.

    I sprinkled arm and hammer baking soda around inside, let it sit for a week, and then vacuumed it out. I had to do this twice. That solved the problem.

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  237. Drinking isopropanol not recommended by Mal-2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Isopropyl alcohol, as you correctly noted, is not particularly toxic (at least not with occasional exposure, as another reply points out). Drinking it will, however, make you toss your cookies but good. I had a cousin foolishly drink a bunch as a "look at me I want to die" stunt, and the projectile vomiting and dry heaves that resulted just ended up with her unable to talk for about a week. (Trust me, this was a GOOD thing.) This is not something a person looking to get drunk would want, as they're usually fighting nausea to some degree to start with.

    Using it as a topical antiseptic relies on the principle that it's not enough to damage you significantly, but it's more than sufficient to kill any (non-viral) microbes it touches. Because you apply it directly as needed, the concentration at the site is going to be very high, while the amount that you intake systemically will be very low. You wouldn't particularly want to drink iodine, saturated salt water, or hydrogen peroxide, but applying one of those to a wound remains a viable way to clean up.

    Mal-2

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  238. What? by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    Why is this modded 4? What is it you think they mix into beer, vodka, gin, etc?

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  239. Turn off the power first, but... by 1337+Twinkie · · Score: 1

    to my knowladge, all of the internal circutry of a computer (IC's and whatnot) is watertight. As long as everything is fully dried before the power is flipped back on, Pine Sol might do the trick.

    Your problems will come when somebody tries to use something corrosive or sticky.

  240. Pigs...MythBusters? was: Not pigs, but cigarettes by FlutterVertigo(gmail · · Score: 3, Informative

    After scrutinizing everything else posted, I'm surprised no one mentioned MythBusters - particularly because they've used dead pigs on several tests - detect buried bodies when the ground, including sidewalk, is ripped up, bodies buried, and sidewalk replaced - stench bubbling up through.

    One episode dealt with the issue of "...can a car which someone died in be cleaned up enough to be sold again?" They bought a fairly nice Corvette (although the owner was a bit hesitant when he heard what his baby was going to be used for), tossed two dead pigs in it, sealed the car as much as possible, then stashed it in a storage chamber to keep it out of the way.

    After some period of time (I don't remember how long it was), they donned bio-hazard suits & masks & set to pulling the car out & rescuing it (the car). Even with the masks on, it seemed pretty unbearable for Adam & Jamie. They worked pretty hard, using practically any suggested remedy they had heard of (and some of their adjunct folklore consultants).

    IIRC, they brought in a specialty firm to look at the situation. The owner didn't have any "assistance" for dealing with it (no suit, no mask, seemed unaffected -- they didn't say if he was one of those without a sense of smell). Anyway, his crew spent a lot of time using their proven techniques and nothing worked. They finally stripped the car of anything capable of holding an odor: hard & soft plastic, foam, straps, you name it. By the time they were done, all which was left was metal.

    Finally, it was time to [try to] sell it. People were rather inquisitive (regarding price and why they were so coy) and of course, the windows were up so as not to provide any advance notice to a prospect what might be lurking. Every time the door opened, however, ... you can guess the response. They finally sold it for parts.

  241. Ozium by gone.fishing · · Score: 1

    Use Ozium. It is the product used by funeral homes to remove the smell of death. You'll probably also want to use compressed air to remove all the dust bunnies that have accumulated inside the case. If the smell is really bad, you would probably want to mount a few aduo-dispensing speayers in the room too.

    1. Re:Ozium by ChyGrrl · · Score: 1

      Ozium is great stuff. I had to remove quite a few computers from a law office computer room, that was also frequently smoked in. Some of them had a layer of tar inside! Anyways, we cleaned the bunnys out, sprayed alot of this around the room and it cleared up great.

  242. If you want to make your money from killing pigs, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you'll have to put up with the smell. sorry.

  243. Re:No, I like where your going with this... by Hobadee · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hold on there big guy - you just might be onto something with that pool idea.

    Instead of just using the pool to clean your data center, you could double it up as a liquid cooling system! Plus, you have a something to do for recreation during breaks. Forget about boring talks at the water cooler, just jump in your data center for a swim!

    (Maybe if you use some sorta Jello liquid. I don't think Jello is conductive, and then you could also drink it, which means you could also trash your water cooler, saving your company further money!)

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  244. Ozone generator by Mongo222 · · Score: 2, Informative

    You can rent an Ozone generator which is comonly used for removing smoke orders from hotel rooms.

    Ozone destroys biological materials, and is used for sterilizing water and other materials.

    Because this is all computer hardware you could probably seal the room, crank the ozone generator up to max and give it a good week long exposure. That ought to put a significant dent in the smell problem.

    NOTE: We aren't talking about those cheap air ionizers here, those wont touch this problem. A professional ozone generator can be rented from a industrial equipment rental shop, and the ozone output will be high enough to be dangerous! Don't go into the room until after the ozone has cleared.

  245. TRICHLOROTRIFLUORO-ETHANE by SmoothTom · · Score: 1

    A shop that could safely use trichlorotrifluoro-ethane to clean the assemblies might be a good choice. Trich dissolves organic oils and such and has a long history of being used to clean electronic and electrical equipment.

    Don't try this at home...

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    1. Re:TRICHLOROTRIFLUORO-ETHANE by OldCrasher · · Score: 1

      Yup! This is probably the way to go. Many other solutions mentioned here will either not work or will dissolve the PCB or its lacquer coating, rendering the electronics useless.

      Of course TCTFE is a carcinogen, is mostly banned in all civilized parts of the world and does a number on your brain if you sniff enough of it, but hey, it's a great cleaner.

      ICL, that fine (Anglo-)Japanese computer manufacturer - and my first employer - had a whole mainframe they salvaged from a fire. It was taken apart completely, the whole thing then dumped in this cleaner, dried, and re-assembled. The machine ran better and more reliably that any ICL mainframe of the day, though that is not necessarily saying much.

  246. sodium hypochlorite, Febreze, then EtOH or isoprop by Little+Tyrone · · Score: 1

    I cannot speak to rendered pigs, but the remedy I used to correct the truly evil smell in a house I renovated was: sodium hypochlorite in weak solution (Clorox cut with 50% water) followed by Febreze.

    The odor was a compound of the scent of American cockroaches (the big flying ones, anyone who has smelled it knows), organophosphate pesticides, exploded jars of preserves with who-knows-what growing therein and generating the gas, cat piss, human piss, tobacco smoke, shit, and air freshener. I mean... I'm tellin ya...

    So. Obtain a pump sprayer. Mix the bleach and water and thoroughly hose down the disassembled machines. Do the same with full-strength Febreze. For your application, rinse with water and finish with undiluted ethyl or isopropyl alcohol with as low water content as possible. Shake off excess liquid. Allow to dry in a well-ventilated location. That's all you can do.

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  247. Scary by humankind · · Score: 1

    Ok, it's really scary when the article that gets the most replies on Slashdot has to do with methods to remove the smell of decaying flesh from computer components.

    Who are you people? Nevermind. I don't want to know.

  248. Do what the hospitals do by farbles · · Score: 1

    Use charcoal briquets. In the cancer wards, they'll put three or four regular barbecue charcoal briquets on a small cloth on the window sill or next to the radiator. If it can take out those smells, it can't hurt in this case. I'm not sure if I'd put them inside the computer but somewhere in the vicinity of the air outflow of the computer ought to offer some measure of help.

  249. Take a tip from someone who lived in a college dor by Pu'be · · Score: 1

    I lived in a college dorm for a while, so I got your solution.

    All the money you will spend on cleaning services and product, use that money on scented candles.

    Scented candles, Plugins and other aroma room filling things will not cover up the smell, but after enough it will completely desensitize everybody's nose and they won't smell a thing.

  250. Whoops by JavaRob · · Score: 1

    Modern components however are made to face a dishwasher, and can withstand it nicely, unless the components are defective to begin with (like some bad electrolytics on motherboards).

    Darn it, looks like my iBook was defective. Oh wait -- did you say dishwasher, or washing machine? I thought the spin cycle would really shake loose any remaining dirt...

  251. The perfect commercial product by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'Oxene' is the very thing. It's designed to clean and deodorize commercial fish processing plants. I once used it to deodorize a long-unplugged refrigerator packed solid with the results of a long fishing trip. It had been standing in the Arizona sun for a number of days and was leaking a foul brown liquid but a few sprays of this stuff produced almost supernaturally excellent results.

    That was 30 years ago but I did a web search recently and found they still make the stuff. I just checked again though and all I found was a scientific paper on hydrogen peroxide and the effectiveness of the chemical called oxene (small 'o') in commercial deodorizing.

    If you manage to find some of this stuff don't forget to rinse afterwards and dry thoroughly before you plug it in.

  252. Flies (seriously) by Karma+Star · · Score: 1

    If you had enough time (months), you could leave the machines someplace where flies and other insects could eat off any nasty bits of protein and other goo. Also, bacteria will naturally putrify the substances into something less nasty. Once the biological stuff has been degraded, clean out the unit with water or your cleaner of preference.

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  253. MOD PARENT *WAY* UP by abb3w · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I didn't really believe that was the website for a real company. I called the number (so please *DON'T* unless you need a cleanup, they've already been bothered). The nice (but busy dispatch lady) said that she'd to refer the person over to a specialist (currently out on a job), but they might be able to help. The website does list "Contaminated property cleanup including persistent or reoccurring odor abatement" in the services.

    I didn't ask if they make sure the police know about the body/evidence before removing... tempting for a gag, but not something I want to try from a phone that's either tracable or in a public place these days. Of course, since they do specialize in cleanups for crime scenes such as for murders, you probably want to make sure that the server room geeks have showered before asking for "persistant odor abatement." =)

    Again... yes, those folks are real, please don't bother them unless you have a job. They also sell T-Shirts with the "Crime Scene Cleaners" logo on them-- looks like a great gift for your favorite black hat.

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  254. Use ether.... neat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Management is curious if there are any cleaning agents or means of deodorizing this equipment before moving it into the nice, new office.
    Simply buy new and transfer whats inside those stinky computers across an ethernet network. The stink can't come down the wire. If you are really scared just use wireless. As for the original equipment, just burn them, the stink will be gone in no time.

  255. Obligatory nit-picking nitpick... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    You probably want to use "denotation" not "connotation". Denotation is what the word means. Connotation is what you imagine a word to mean by metaphor and allusion. Since the dictionary definition of "aromatic" specifically contains the very facts you cite, "aromatic" denotes, not connotes, the facts.

  256. A redneck's solution to everything... by capn_buzzcut · · Score: 1

    Is of course WD-40. Try a spray can first, and if you like the pleasing scent as much as we do, then buy it a gallon at a time and hose down everything within reach. Also makes a decent insect repellant.

    If WD-40 won't fix it, then it's just broke.

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  257. eBay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously - a friend of mine bought a nice dual processor Dell server with a 5 x 9Gb SCSI disks in a RAID config.

    Damn thing smelt of dead hamburgers :-(

    "Well, it works but I never warranted it to be odourless ..."

    No wonder the guy sold it for a song :-)

  258. Hormel? by metamatic · · Score: 1

    Let me guess... you're moving computers out of the Hormel world headquarters and SPAM factory in Austin, Minnesota?

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  259. Isolated negative pressure computer room by whoppers · · Score: 1

    Just keep this equipment in its own server room with an exhaust fan sucking more air than the dedicated A/C unit supplies. If you're worried about odors escaping, use one-way vents in the door to cut down on the whistling through the door jamb. If the dedicated A/C shuts down, the exhaust fan will keep sucking, if it goes out, get a crapload of stickups.

  260. the bad odors by patrick_darcy · · Score: 1

    rent a commercial ozone machine. :)

  261. Use Electro-Wash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This wash is for electronics. It will allow you to reuse your equipment. Just make sure you use a canister of canned air to get the liquid out of tight spots prior to starting up.

  262. Why not fight fire with fire? by eatjello · · Score: 1

    Does your company also smoke any meats? If they do, I would assume they use large facilities to do so. As such, you could store the affected machines in the smoker for a month and hope the new, aromatic smell replaces the stench (it should -- smoke is extremely effective at leaving a scent).

  263. don't get the smell out by snot+whistle · · Score: 1

    Take a dump in each machine; they sure won't be complaining about the former porky pig (now deceased).

    Try peeing in every third one or so, just so you don't get bored.

    This is one way to get management to buy new machines. Tell them "Here's a nice new machine. It's as fast as shit" and see what they say after you set it up in their office at 5pm on a friday before a holiday.

    If nothing else, you didn't like working there anyway.

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  264. All depends on the OS you're running by jamej · · Score: 1

    If it's MS reformat and reload. SCO will always stink. OS X and the other UNIX / LINUX variants just don't stink. Simply move them to their new house and everything will be fine.

  265. I have no solution. by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

    But my first PC was bought from a guy who also ran a Pizza shop. I smelled pizza sauce almost every time I turned that puppy on.

  266. Something to try... by Nostafa · · Score: 1

    Use a drivebay as a baking soda box holder.

  267. A simple solution by stinkydog · · Score: 1

    Seal the new computer room completely, install an air lock and fill the room with CO2. All staff and visitors will need an air supplied respirator to enter the room and will thus be protected from the aroma. As and added bonus, your room will be completly flame retardent!

    SD

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  268. Gasoline by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1
    You see, you soak the equipment liberally in the gasoline, let it soak in real good. Then you light a match, throw it at the equipment. Make sure to stand back quickly, your eyebrows will thank you.

    Then you buy new equipment. Smell gone.

    (I think working in an abattoir-odored data center for any extended period of time would turn me into a vegetarian, all PETA jokes aside.)

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  269. Idoform Gauze will do it by GRINGOTASTIC · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm an ER nurse. I deal with stong smells on a daily basis. Rank, rancid, fetid, rotten infected... you name it I've smelled it and probably cleaned it up.

    Let me tell you, that nothing but nothing sucks the smell out of the air better than idoform gauze. Yup. It's gauze intended for packing abcesses. Just hang some from the ceiling or wave it around in the air... pulls the smell right out. Hang it next to whatever befouls your nostrils and the stench will be gone. No liquid vs electronic componets needed.

    You can find it here.

  270. shit, dude, they do so sap ya Re:Discoloration by swschrad · · Score: 2, Informative

    consider what the dag coating of a CRT really is. you have an inside metal shield of vaporized aluminum on the CRT inside the vacuum. you then spray the outside of the tube with conductive graphite lacquer to create a dag coating -- that stands for Deposited Anode, Graphite. the anode is the positive accelerating charge for the electron beam. it's half of (in the case of large color tubes) 45,000 volts, or half of (in smaller tubes) 15,000 volts. the aluminum shield inside is grounded, that's the other half of the 4th-anode power circuit.

    two conductors with an insulator between them, last time I read my basic electricity, is a capacitor. 15 minutes to several hours after you turn off a color set, the 4th anode voltage can still knock you on your ass, if you're lucky and that's all that happens. I've got a screwdriver that might still be stuck in a rafter in devils lake that proves it, if you can get into the tv station up there to see for yourself.

    no, you better use a good insulated HV fishpole grounded to the chassis before you go poking around CRTs. slip it under the anode connector and touch the metal clip there for 5 to 10 seconds before you remove the anode connector.

    oh, it's not nice to hit the dag coating with lots of hot soapy pressurized water... you'll peel it off, it's lacquer. cold, low pressure, don't work it hard. or you'll lose the dag and won't raise a picture on the screen again.

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    1. Re:shit, dude, they do so sap ya Re:Discoloration by BLKMGK · · Score: 1

      I used to replace tubes in old monitors many moons ago. I oncve had a spark jump off the screwdriver, through me, out my leg into a metal table. On that table was a PBX phone that promptly lit up all lights in pretty patterns and began bleating much like I was at the time having been half baked by the shock. The tech who was with me found this amusing and the officeworker was somewhat amused too until he realized that his phone was likely toast. :-)

      So, I can attest that YES they hold a charge. In fact I found out the hard way that NEW tubes not only held a MUCH bigger charge but that after discharge they tend to RECHARGE. A new one (a rarity when working on junk this old) being serviced lifted me off the floor and back a few feet - this was AFTER having discharged it to ground a few times!

      In short - beware of picture tubes!!!

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  271. Trees by ptelligence · · Score: 1

    Hang one of those little trees from the edge of your power supply. Use the same scent in each machine and voila...your whole office smells like new car scent.

  272. partly correct... by caveat · · Score: 1

    If i'm not mistaken ozone attacks the aromatic ring portion of odiferous compounds.

    o3 can attack pretty much any double or triple bonds in organic compounds. the benzene ring has (pseudo-)double bonds, so it's susceptible, but it's certainly not the ONLY site ozonolysis can take place.

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  273. wild stab here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...but what about soaking the (non-absorbent) components in mineral spirits? it's non-conductive and is also a solvent / cleaner.

  274. going vegan by heby · · Score: 1

    My company is one of America's largest beef and pork producers


    Hmm... Did you consider the disservice you'd do to your employer by posting the link to the rendering plant? I, for my part, am considering going vegan after reading that - and it was not the part about pesticides and the like, believe me...

  275. Just kill it. Kill it all. by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

    All you've got to do is back everything up, use the Pinesol yourself and say, "Oops, sorry boss, looks like we'll have to do that upgrade after all."

    You get new servers, fresh scent, and no moving expenses.

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  276. BS by photomic · · Score: 1
    Management is curious if there are any cleaning agents or means of deodorizing this equipment before moving it into the nice, new office.
    Having worked in rendering plants in various technical capacities, I can tell you there's no way in hell "management" gives a damn about the smell. It's everywhere, including the plant manager's office. They're used to it. I bet the only one who cares about the smell is the poster.
  277. You did this more than once? by jizmonkey · · Score: 1

    Why didn't you just keep the amps away from the mice?

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  278. Dishwasher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A company I used to work for made HiPot (high voltage insulation breakdown) test equipment. Part of the regular production process was to run the I/O boards (primarily relays and diodes) through the dishwasher in the company breakroom. One of our customers started getting false failures. We had them run some diagnostics and realized that their I/O boards had probably accumulated some partially-conductive dust. They didn't want to ship the unit back to us (a 3-foot tall 19-inch rack), so I went to them. After running a few more diagnostics, I removed all the I/O boards and took them back to my hotel room where I ran them all through the dishwasher (specifically booked a room with full kitchen facilities :>). Let them dry overnight and reinstalled the next day. Problem solved. The customer was a bit surpised to learn what I'd done, but admitted that they wouldn't have had the courage to do it themselves -- even with manufacturer recommendation. BTW: fairly extensive testing determined that Cascade left the fewest spots.

  279. Obligatory Simpsons... by uberdave · · Score: 1

    Mmm, hog fat.

  280. Organise an accident by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    attempt cleaning one machine with Isoprope (inside by the others) carelesly smoking, drop your but and go home for the night. The insurcance company should take care of the rest!

  281. Which begs the question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "once you build up a resistance to it, it won't kill you any more"

    What if it kills you before you build up the resistance?

  282. Want to borrow my dog? by quintessent · · Score: 1

    Just open up the cases and let tongue go to work. Dishes are a breeze now that I have a dog.

  283. Tin whiskers, zinc whiskers... by buckeyeguy · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... pork whiskers! Eventually the hardware will fritz out due to the accumulated pork whiskers and you'll have to replace it anyway. Problem solved.

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  284. Re:Pigs...MythBusters? was: Not pigs, but cigarett by operagost · · Score: 1

    I can't believe they wasted a Corvette. They couldn't find some POS 1988 Corolla or something? Bastards.

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  285. Mildew Odour Bags Work Well for removing smells... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've had a similiar problem with hardware before. Wasn't quite putrescent meat tho ..... I'd had a boat which was removed from the water during the cool damp winters and covered over in my front yard. During the winter it would begin to emanate the most disgusting smells from the bilges I think into the cabins .... I was able to obtain a small bag of white enzymatic crystals according to the literature which I beleive were highly hydroscopic (absorbed lots of water from air).

    They killed the smell within a few days of being installed...... Boat places in Australia have them but I've no idea what they are called ne-more.

    I used the same bag about 5 years later after it had well and truly stopped working in the boat sprinkled in the bottom of a computer case with VERY BAD smoking smells and it was an instant cure..... until I picked up the machine a few years later forgetting about all the white crystals and powered it up at it's new location. PSU destroyed itself and the mboard as well.

    Now THAT smelt. (electrolytics I think)

  286. fire and crime scenes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A few years ago I had a house fire. Smoke smell everywhere. There is a special cleaning team that comes in and dips EVERYTHING (TV's, VCR's, sofas, clothes) in a special liquid that removes the smell. May want to try to talk to the local fire house and see if they have a good lead on a cleanup company.

    Ozone can eat the good parts of a PC, and why spend all the time with gallons of Iso, when you can pay a company to do it right. May even talk to the local coroner, crime scene cleaners have some great odor removers as well...

    Good luck...

    1. Re:fire and crime scenes by Trigulus · · Score: 1
      Ozone can eat the good parts of a PC
      Can you elaborate on that?
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  287. Why bother? by winwar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Any reason why the company doesn't just replace the computers? I mean, if they are typical PC's, it would be cheaper to replace them, reload the software/data, etc. than to clean them. Downtime surely isn't a problem (will be needed to clean them). If it is high end stuff, well, it is probably worth paying someone to do it.

    On a side note, who is the idiot who designed/signed off on the ventilation system for the old location? Possibly the one too cheap to replace the computers?

  288. Re:Pigs...MythBusters? was: Not pigs, but cigarett by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

    The whole myth was that people would find really nice sports cars on sale for cheap, but aren't sellable due to the odor.

    I attend Anime and Gaming cons regularly, I think the dead fucking pigs would be an improvement.

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  289. suffer, you bastards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe you folks should just live with it.

    The people downwind from your stinking shithole
    factory farms and sludge lagoons are stuck
    dealing with the fallout of your putrid business.

    I'm sure they'd love to not have to smell the byproducts of your mechanized death. Too bad nobody cares about them - but there's hell to pay if the smells intrude into your office reality distortion field.

    You have bigger problems than the smell of your computer systems. When the revolution comes I hope you get the standard treatment afforded to all collaborators.

  290. fats and time by archiDORK · · Score: 2, Informative

    I am an Architect and Have heard of a few cases like this. From what I understand in cases like this it is decaying fats/organic material that cause much of the annoyance. I am familiar with one case in which a chicken feed factory was converted to office uses I believe that they used a mild acid solution to etch the concrete (majority of surfaces). This helped but did not solve the problem. Three years later the smell had largely dissipated thanks to bacteria and house keeping. In another case a house was filled top to bottom with trash. All interior surfaces and insulation were replaced. The place still smelled. It should have just been burnt. Perhaps time will solve that problem too. Not a lot of hope but smells are a tough problem to solve. You could try turning up the HVAC to light wind just keep the air moving to remove the worst. In the end time is your friend you just have to wait for the decay cycle to run its course. Good Luck,

  291. It's obvious by Craig+Ringer · · Score: 1

    Let the other office staff get frustrated and wash them with bleach then scrub them out. Just make sure you have good, up-to-date backups first (of course, you already do - right?).

    That way you'll get nice, NEW, non-stinky servers ;-)

  292. No, I *don't* like where you're going with this... by SnowZero · · Score: 1

    Dead pig flavored jello?

  293. Short of a really big autoclave... by mr.+methane · · Score: 2, Informative

    there's not much you can do. After a relatively short time, strong odors will permeate the many slightly porous surfaces. A very thorough de-greasing, and a very thorough blasting with compressed air to remove dust (which traps a lot of odors) may help.. but it's going to be really, really, really hard to get them to pass muster in a non-agricultural office setting.

    Now, I've got this Corvette for sale, you see...

  294. Ozone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ozone kills anything. It's used to scrub the smoke smell out of places that have caught fire.

  295. Re:I wouldn't mind... by Hobadee · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sure, dead pig flavored jello wouldnt be that bad. I love dead pig! Of course, I don't call it that. Instead, I eat stuff called "Ham", "Bacon", and "Ribs", amoung any other fine cuts of meat that comes from dead pigs.

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  296. Re:Is it just me? by stuktongue · · Score: 1

    I agree this was greatly worded. The effluvium of post-mortem porcine matter is priceless.

  297. Expert (?) conclusion by dargaud · · Score: 1
    Just asked my father who regularly works in a meat rendering plant: "You won't get the stench away, take it to te landfill" !

    Well, he doesn't know squat about computers, so I'd try some of the other suggestions above before doing that...

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  298. Being a vegan by aliquis · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I will never have these problems.

  299. Re:Pigs...MythBusters? was: Not pigs, but cigarett by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The dead fucking the pigs would be an improvement? Man, those conventions you go to are Hentai , not Anime. I guess nobody just informed you of the subtle difference yet...

  300. charcoal by .oO+twg4461+Oo. · · Score: 1

    Sister bought a car once whose previous owner smoked cigar's regularly. We layed an open bag of charcoal behind the drivers seat and put a couple briqs in the ashtray. Smell was gone in a week.

  301. Re:I wouldn't mind... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ha! Kids, observe a master stroke.

    Thanks for making my day, man :)

  302. Best solution ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Presuming that the IT center uses at least
    a 30" door, create an opening in the roof
    of 3 square feet. Order a refill of fuel
    oil delivery to the facility. Pull at
    least 2 tiles from the elevated subfloor,
    at opposite ends of the IT center. Connect
    the fuel truck filler nozzle to the input
    of a high pressure washer. Hose down all
    equipment in this facility until the fuel
    fills the subfloor. Complete the cleaning
    task by rolling in 2 white phosphorous (WP)
    or thermite grenades. When the smoke clears
    and the fire has burned out, there will be
    no dead pig smell left in the building.

  303. One word... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    flamethrower

  304. Try this air management product.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A specialised Air-Management cleaning device may work.
    It works by burning an Aromatherapy oil (Pure essential oil) together with an alcohol from sweet potato. This burns at a special temperature within a small patented device to
    - kill bacteria
    - eliminate smoke and odours
    We recently tried it at a Colonics clinic with great success. For the first time, the owner didn't get the bad smells.
    Check out http://www.francis.belairworld.com for some details - and email me at info@frankconsultants for further information.

    Francis
    P.S. my password doen't work which is why I'm logged in as Anonymous coward

  305. Send it to the muslims by mousse-man · · Score: 1

    If you want to get rid of the scent, you could think about sending it to some poor moslem country that cannot afford to throw away the equipment.

    Sooner or later, it won't smell like dead pigs anymore. And you'll help in the war against terror.

  306. MythBuster covered this by sundling · · Score: 1

    MythBusters actually did something similar to your situation. They had an older vintage corvette and they seeled two dead pigs in the car, seeled it up for to let them rot for a month and then tried to see if the smell could be removed.

    They tried for some time, cleaning it and they even consulted with some cleaners that come after people have died. In the end, they were never really able to remove the smell completely, even with expert advice. Consider on top of it that we're talking about cleaning for an object with sensitive electronic components and it would seem unlikely for you to be successful in removing the odors completely.

  307. Oink? by Fallen+Andy · · Score: 1

    Wow. That's a bad one. I know a lot more about how
    to dispose of pig end product aka shit though (curses
    my father's obsession with gardening...). But, how about supercrit CO2? (love to see any pictures if you
    manage to fascinate a postgrad at your local university sufficiently - hey picture of the computer dude, not inflagrante delicto stuff )

  308. Only Solution - Activated Charcoal by instarx · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This won't work. The odor does not come from surface dirt, but from the organic molecules absorbed by the plastics and resins of the cases and components. Dishwashing won;t do anyting to get those out.

    The only solution is to get those organic molecules out of the materials and that is not going to be easy. Here are the things I would try:

    1) Heat. This increases the diffusion rate of the offending molecules from the plastics. Make sure you vent the oven to get the organic vapor out or they will just re-absorb as the unit cools.

    2) Activated Carbon. Activated carbon has a great affinity for organic molecules. You may want to put each PC in a cloth bag and bury it in activated carbon for a while. Test with one first to make sure the carbon fines don't short-circuit anyhting. Get activated carbon from a scientific supply.

    3) Heat and Charcoal - probably the best solution would be a conmbination of the two above solutions. I would put each PC in a cloth bag and bury the bag in a bed of activated charcoal. Bake everything on low heat for several hours (120 - 150 F). Use just a warm oven because high heat reduces the effectiveness of the activated charcoal. You can re-charge activated charcoal between uses by heating it at 350-400 F in the oven to drive the organics out of it. That will stink.

    1. Re:Only Solution - Activated Charcoal by allism · · Score: 1

      I hadn't even thought about it until I read your post, but something that we've used in our catbox room (don't ask) is a Gonzo Odor Eliminator. Maybe make room for it in the case somehow - the bag is about 5x5 inches.

      The only downside is that the bag would have to be removed every 10 months to recharge.

      If the dude asking the question wrote to Gonzo and explained the situation, he might be able to get a bag as a promo item in exchange for being able to use his testimonial if it worked...

      (On a mostly unrelated side note, Gonzo stain remover is the only thing I have found that gets Sharpie marker out of clothes reliably without damaging the color or fabric of the clothing)

  309. Re:No, I like where your going with this... by JWSmythe · · Score: 1


    With your liquid cooling comment, I'm picturing a pool full of liquid nitrogen. That may not be a very comfortable place to take a swim. :)

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  310. Fire! by Qui-Gon · · Score: 1

    ...and lots of it!

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  311. Odours 2 observations and a solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A major supplier, with rendering facilities and an odour problem. Hmm, I recall wincing from the stench coming from the M*cD*****s I used to cycle past every day...

    Looking at the link you supplied for a dictionary reference to rendering, who's idea was it to feed herbivores with meat???

    Block the intakes to the old computer room and fumigate with a citrus solution in a humidifier. Try to make sure that the humidity doesn't exceed 60%. If the room is cold, you may want to have a cold sink in there - something to condense any excess moisture so that water droplets don't form on the IT equipment.

    It might be possible to coat exterior of IT equipment with slow release fragrance. This might go some way to countering the smell of rendered pig parts.

  312. hemp machine... by C0vardeAn0nim0 · · Score: 1

    once i bought an used p-133 from a whacko who used to hide his stash inside the computer case, only place his mother would never look.

    oddly enough the machine was incredibly unstable, often blue-screening, pci cards didn't get recognized...

    i wonder why...

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  313. recycle it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Grind up all the components and make some Head Cheese.

  314. Uninstall windows. by Antihero77 · · Score: 1

    Uninstall windows... duh...

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  315. Cleaning by hutchy · · Score: 1

    Way back when I was In the military(early 60`s)we just dipped all our electronics gear in a vat of trichlorethelene. Came out sparkling clean--no damage.

  316. Domestic Dishwasher by the_archivist · · Score: 0

    I have had the tobaco problem and putting individual boards and parts in the dishwasher worked wonders BUT connectors potentiometers and disk drives wont like that! It is quite good for case parts My anodized aircon vents came out like new This was a restoration of an ex BBC outside broadcast truck

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  317. Speaking from experience by agraupe · · Score: 1

    That's true... My grandmother wears this godawful perfume, and after she moved, we had the task of making it smell not-so-bad. Febreze did it in three or four days.

  318. Cleaning Agent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For Smells - especially Organic ones I found a great product from a friend of mine in the area - It's from one of those network marketing companies but it's great. It uses enzymes to speed chemical processes and destroy stains and odors. Plus it's natural. It's called SOS (Smoke, Odor, & Stain) and you can find it at www.marketamerica.com - I think last time I bought it it was under 10 bucks and there is more than likely someone in your area who could get you one same day. Worth a shot in my opinion. I've used it to destroy nasty smoke odors and in one of my offices nasty rust stains that has run down the wall from a leak. It also took a large grape juice stain from the carpet - like I said works equally well on stains and odors. And no I don't sell the stuff - it just impressed me this much.

  319. Methylene Chloride by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Alcohol is good. I like the dishwasher idea. But Methylene Chloride (dichloromethane) is simply one of my favorite solvents.

    Your pig goo is likely to be some tough stuff to remove. I suspect that alcohol won't be nonpolar enough to cut it. Detergent will do better, but water will complicate matters.Methylene Chloride should be perfect. High vapor pressure and it is nonflammable too as a bonus.

    It does have some added complications though. 1) It is crazy soluable; it can even seep through your skin, so don't touch (it can even seep through latex, so get those heavy gloves!). 2) It is likely carcinogenic, so don't enhale, drink, or touch it. It does cleanly evaporate, so once it is gone, it really is gone. 3) It might be a little tough to get due to its cancer status, but Google does list three places to buy it on the Internet.

    Have fun!

  320. Myth busters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like you need to watch the episode of myth busters, where they are tryin to prove/disprove a myth about removing foul odors from automobiles that dead bodies were found in. They in fact, took parts from slaughtered pig, and spread them throughout the interior of a nice clean Corvette. They then cellophane wrapped the entire car to prevent any air from coming in or out, and locked the car inside of a shipping container for 2 weeks. Needless to say, in that episode almost everybody lost their cookies over the smell, and a $15000 used corvette was sold for parts (minus entire interior) for $2000. Check it out.

  321. Re:No, I *don't* like where you're going with this by Telecommando · · Score: 2, Informative


    Dead pig flavored jello?

    You do know what Jello is made from, right?

    http://home.howstuffworks.com/question557.htm

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  322. Product to check out by Atticka · · Score: 0

    Amrep has a product line called "Misty" that is formulated to clean circuit boards.
    cut/paste from their page:
    Misty® Contact & Circuit Board Cleaner IV Cleans oil, grease, dirt, condensation and moisture from circuit boards, precision instruments, oxygen equipment, controls, switches, motors and film. Fast-drying, nonflammable, residue-free reformulation. Safe on most plastics. 10-oz. aerosol can. 12 cans per case. List price:$160.34 (per case)

    Searched in Google for "circuit board cleaner"

    enjoy!

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    1. Re:Product to check out by Atticka · · Score: 0

      part# and webite to order from
      A00369-16 CONTACT AND CIRCUIT BOARD CLEANER IV

      http://www.amrep.com/

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  323. de oderizing hardware by Jackel23 · · Score: 1
  324. Electronics Grade Ethanol by lunchman · · Score: 1

    The best solvant I have used for electronics is Electronics Grade Ethanol. We used it for cleaning flux from PC boards on space equipment. It evaporates with absolutly no residues. (In the old days of removable disk packs I used it to clean a hard disk platter). Warning: It is both potable and poisonous ( and flamable). The bottles came with a tax stamp. (Although all things considered I'd replace the computers and just move the bits off the hard drives. In any case junk the keyboards and mice).

  325. Consequences! and Alternatives by teqo · · Score: 1
    Two remarks:

    1. You mentioned that the air intake for the computer room was adjacent to the so-called "rendering portion" in your slaughterhouse, excusez moi, abattoir. Why did nobody notice and take care for this in advance, long before the computers started absorbing the smell? If computers start smelling that badly, the actual smell in that room's air must have been totally abhorrent and somebody could have noticed.

    Otherwise, if people didn't notice or noticed and didn't care, everybody seems to have gotten used to that smell, it's a slaughterhouse anyway, so they should cope with the smell in the shiny offices now as well.

    2. Many comments suggest disassembling the computers, thoroughly soaking each and every part with ethanol, propanol, baking powder or other substance, optionally covering sensitive parts with duct tape in advance. Then have it drying, reassemble and try if the smell is gone, and I guess the same people would suggest doing it again if the first run didn't completely remove the smell.

    Excuse me? How many boxen are we talking? What is somebody supposed to earn per hour who is doing this? How does it compare to the value of the computers (or new computers), and is this economical at all? How much is one of this boxen you are talking about? Doesn't your industrial meat processing company make some money so that you can get a few new boxen? How many computers does a slaughterhouse need, provided you aren't somehow dedicated to SETI@abattoir?

    While I think reusing gear is a good thing in general (for both economical and environmental reasons) I guess this particular case might not be of much economical value. Given that your business involves such nice products as bone meal, I would assume that environmental considerations are limited mostly to rotten smell in your whitecollar slaughterhouse offices.

    Maybe you should instead put these computers up in the production and rendering facilities themselves, where smell doesn't matter, together with some webcams, so your customers can watch your work and thus develop a more affecious relationship to you as a company.

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  326. Ozone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get an serious ozone generator. It'll coorode things, but it will probably kill the smell first.

  327. Retro Cases by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    In my situation, replacing the cases is not an option, these are early 80's machines and it would ruin the entire effect to do that..

    Painting is something ive been saving as a last resort...

    I heard of someone dying plastic once.. but never did find his info..

    Ive also been considering moulding new ones, using the old as 'masters'.. But tahts a bit overkill i think...

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  328. Offensive odors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just get one of the ozone generating cleansers like Living Air or ProZone. Let the equipment run to allow air (and ozone) to be drawn through the equipment. In a closed room you should be able to get rid of all odors within 1 to 3 days. We use this method to decontaminate houses, cars and apartments that have had smokers using them or where mold or mildew or other contaminants have built up

  329. one word by nusratt · · Score: 1

    ozone

    It's what various commercial services use (e.g., automobile detailers).

    Also, contact a commercial post-disaster clean-up service.
    They specialize in removing odors from smoke (fires) amd mildew (floods).

  330. Try this if you can find one. by Tjp($)pjT · · Score: 1

    Vapor phase degreaser. The old ones were base on freon. It is boiled in the bottom of the "barrel" and condenses at a cold zone near the top. Anything placed in the middle is drenched. When you remove the piece it is free of crud as the freon was released into the environment. Maybe they have new ones with more PC solvents?

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  331. DO NOT DO THIS!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Baking soda? No way, it's caustic (alkali), so any powder remaining on the board can rehydrate from atmospheric humidity and cause damage to the PCBs. You cannot remove all traces from under components and in thru-holes, not even with canned air. It also combines with most lubricants, so you will write off any mechanical components you haven't removed. Alum exacerbates this, and acts as a moisture trap making the chance of corrosion even worse.

    Do not, repeat, DO NOT use baking soda! A computer is not a candle!

    I should mention that isopropyl is also not ideal, since it dissolves the component labels (not that many people do component level repairs anymore, but you may need to check chipsets at some time in the future). However, a weak solution with distilled water is safe enough.

    I've worked as an electronic tech in the music business for 18 years, and in that time I've cleaned just about every substance imaginable out of electronic equipment (example: a singer, very well known in Australia with the initials JB, once emptied a bottle of bourbon into one channel of a mixing desk, which wouldn't have been a problem if he hadn't drunk it first! There are just some things you don't want to clean out of edge connectors. And don't get me started about cats; does an amplifier really look that much like a sandbox?). What I've found is that if you spend a few extra dollars on a product specifically made for electronics you head off future disaster. This makes a huge difference when you're dealing with vintage equipment (like original Pultec EQs or LA-2As) which are near irreplacable, or must have near 100% uptime.

    I suggest Electrolube's Potclene, or similar products made by 3M and Riston (the cleaning solutions for PCB production are ideal). But unless you are 100% sure whatever you're using is safe for metals, or you can afford new computers, DON'T USE IT!

    Other than that, try one of those pine tree thingies for cars: fold it over, and wedge it (edge on) in the path of the fan exhaust. Your server room will be mountain fresh in no time!

  332. THAT IS WHAT I AM DOING WRONG! by hipcatcoolcap · · Score: 1

    I submitted a rad pair of articles making fun of Mc Donalds....I should have misspelled 'the' then it would be submitted!

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  333. Seal it up by hoofie · · Score: 1

    If most of the equipment are servers etc, put them in a sealed server room with extracator fans ducted to outside the building. With remote access, you shouldn't need to go their very often :->
    Anything that would be considered a desktop, bin it - you'll never get it smelling good enough. In the UK, if it smelt that bad, the Health and Safety people would not be impressed, and you would almost certainly be told to junk all of it as its a health hazard. Ultimately, the cost of a new desktop is buttons compared to all the time you will waste trying to clean it, and then you'll still have to bin it after every employee refuses to touch it !

  334. ocupational exposure by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
    er, um, that's 1 gram/m^3 (980mg), or about 1000 timed below your original estimate -- in fact, I'm not a chemist, but I'm guessing that that's below it's vapor pressure. . The sheet also indicates that isopropyl can be harmful thru skin contact or breathing, while ethanol generally needs to be ingested to cause problems.

    From the looks of things, it's only about twice as deadly as isopropanol for acute exposure, although it appears to cause far more problems before that point.

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    1. Re:ocupational exposure by k98sven · · Score: 1

      Yes, that was a typo.

      My point wasn't that it's safe. Almost every single chemical out there thing is dangerous in sufficient quantities. Especially organic solvents.

      However, as far as organic solvents go, isopropyl is about as safe as they get. You'd pretty much have to drink it to get those overdose symptoms.

      And we're talking about cleaning something here, as a one-off, not about cronic exposure.

    2. Re:ocupational exposure by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
      I don't strongly disagre with you ... being 'only' twice as deadly as ethanol isn't that bad, but it looks like you could have some really bad side effects long before you get a fatal dose.

      In any case, I've suffered intoxication by solvents (I was painting natural gas holding tanks at the time), and I remember doing rather strange things during that time. I have no idea what intoxication by isopropyl would have you doing, and I don't want to find out.

      Also: it sounds like he has a handfull of computers to clean. I'd expect we'd be talking a couple of litres or gallons of isopropyl to do it in a reasonably efficient manner.... That allows a lot more room for both intoxication/poisoning and for fire/explosion than you get in most lab environments.

      That adds in another point: In the case of an indoor explosion, my biggest fear wouldn't be the explosion itself but, rather suffocation afterwards. In that context, I like the 'well ventilated; that outdoors supplies.

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  335. Having worked at an electronics company by CharlieG · · Score: 1

    Having worked at an electronics company, I'll tell you that almost ALL electronics can be washed. Yep, mild detergent and water - in fact, almost every PC board (usually called PWBs inside industry) goes through a glorified dishwasher!! (turn off the heat - don't use sanitize cycle), Don't run things like disk drives or fans through it (aka no mechanical parts) - but you should be ale to take the motherboard and wash it with soap and water - ditto the case, and the internal parts of the power supply except for the fan

    Oh yeah - make sure the power is off and disconnected

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  336. Brake Cleaner by trailerparkcassanova · · Score: 1

    I repair/rebuild/restore vacuum tube guitar amps (Ampeg mostly) and I use brake cleaner to de-barify (as in remove the bar smell) some of the really smelly pigs I get. I use it only on the chassis sheet metal and circuit boards. So far it hasn't attacked anything. It evaporates quickly and does a good job.

    1. Re:Brake Cleaner by taradfong · · Score: 1

      But aren't you talking about something like 1 layer circuit boards with traces a mask designer could draw with a crayon? Those tend to stand up to more abuse.

      I have to add that with your id as 'trailerparkcassanova' that I can't not imagine seeing you serenade a crowd of pigs around your mobile home with your guitar...

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    2. Re:Brake Cleaner by trailerparkcassanova · · Score: 1

      It's not just the PCBs but the chassis and xformer paint, wiring insulation, plastic tube sockets, etc.

      As for serenading, you are correct. I have yet to draw a crowd.

  337. You will need an Enzyme based cleaner by Kodack · · Score: 0

    The smell is biologic in nature, not nicotine, or chemical like burned plastic. The organic molecules entered the computers in aerosol so are probably in every nook and cranny. A good cleaning on outside and inside of case is a good start. An air filter might get rid of residual smell, but the equipment may be obsolete in a few years so I wouldn't spend too much effort. The case cleanings will go a long way though. Enzyme cleaners break down the organic esters and stop the stink.

  338. Hmmm... interesting suggestions... my $0.02 by merlin_jim · · Score: 1

    Ozone is bad. It oxidizes metals very rapidly. It can break apart plastics, paper, and pretty much any organic substance (much as bleach can)... it can also kill you.

    Rubbing alcohol is bad. A lot of plastics disolve or craze in rubbing alcohol. The amounts you would need to make a difference are not amounts I would subject any computer to. If you do decide to go this route, get the pure+undiluted kind. I recommend a local lab supply. Proper breathing apparatus plus a small crew is essential.

    Baking soda will work (though slowly)... activated carbon will work (slightly less slowly)... keep in mind that activated carbon gives off a lot of dust. You should probably change out the dust filter in your air cleaner when done.

    I saw someone mention febreze. This is a great idea; febreze really does a number on organic stenches of all sorts. However, be careful about directly spraying it on electronics components. I'm sure it has all sorts of holy scents to counteract unholy-stink. Unfortunately, electronics components are far less forgiving of holy scents than they are of unholy-stink. To put it less obtusely; there are almost certainly components of febreze that leave behind a conductive residue, and you really don't want that.

    And finally, hard drives are no longer hermetically sealed. They have a permeable gasket to even out pressure differentials now. Of course, that gasket is now thorughly permeated with unholy-stink, as is the interior of the drive. If you submerse it in alcohol (or any liquid), best case is it'll be filled with alcohol. Worst case is you'll destroy the gasket (usually paper or plasticized rubber)

    What would I do? Duct the exhaust fans of all the computers to an activated carbon stack exhaust (the "home growers" you find on google do good work here)... that doesn't solve the problem of stench when you open the cases, however... for that you're going to need to either clean the residues out (impossible without risking damage, IMHO) or add some kind of chemical on the intake to neutralize those odors. I'd probably just put a well-secured box of baking soda in the bottom of each case. Well-secured because... well... do you really want it tipping over? If you've got rack mounts, good luck.

    And it isn't a bad idea to wash all these computers in deionized water and let them air dry. Just remember, capacitors keep a charge (discharge with a properly insulated screwdriver), and some things really don't like being filled with water... hard drives for instance. Anything with optical components probably isn't going to like dirty water sloshing across lenses, too. An air compressor can be great to ensure that all the water is out of the nooks and crannies when you're done washing.

    Oh and deionized water doesn't stay that way for long with dust and dirt and unholy-stink particles washing around in it...

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  339. OT: Myth Busters by Stevyn · · Score: 1

    As I saw this, I am watching the Myth Busters episode that had the car they threw a dead pig in for a while and then sold the car.

    So I guess it's possible to at least sell the hardware.

  340. Re:One of America's largest beef and pork producer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get a sense of humor dude

  341. You're all set then, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    since even your name's spelled incorrectly:

    it's Korben, not Corbin.

  342. Arrrgh! No! Bad Chemistry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "[if it] was poisonous it wouldn't be used to disinfect wounds..."

    Okay, some salient points here:
    (1) Iodine
    (2) Mercurachrome
    (3) Bactine
    (4) Ethanol

    What things do these substances have in common...oh yeah, they're all used as wound disinfectants, and THEY'RE ALL POISONOUS!
    Acetone is very toxic, but it is a common ingredient in liniments/rub-down compounds.
    If you meant "not so poisonous as to be immediately fatal in tiny doses," okay, but that is significantly different from *not* poisonous!

  343. BS...and *dangerous* BS at that! by Peter+Simpson · · Score: 1

    The picture tube *is* the capacitor on the HV supply.

    If they don't hold a charge (quite well, I might add), I guess that inch long spark I drew off the anode connector was a figment of my imagination.

    *Always* assume a CRT is charged, and use a grounded screwdriver to discharge it before trying to remove the anode connection.

    Or you'll be very sorry.

  344. There was a Mythbusters show on this very topic! by Peter+Simpson · · Score: 1

    Except it was a Corvette they were trying to clean.

    It went cheap...and smelly, even after they sought professional help to get the dead pig smell out.

    Fun to watch though. Especially when they unsealed the car after leaving it taped up for a month with two dead pigs in the driver's seat.

  345. Cleaning Smell from Computers. by MisterQ · · Score: 1

    Way back when, when I was fixing computers for a living (When computers were computers, not the toys of today.), I went to fix an LA36 DECprinter in a food warehouse. I opened the back door, to find two live rats staring at me...

    But I digress, a few years later, I ran a Disaster Recovery Project. A Lot of equipment covered with rust particles (incorrectly installed fire prevention equipment). We used a Company (Sydney, Australia) called Relectronic Remech. I believe they were/are global, as they were bringing staff in from all over on that project... They would dismantle, chem-bath, scrub, bake, whatever was appropriate and needed, and return the equipment to full vendor satisfaction... Saved us Millions.

    Mister Q