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FTC Recommends Bounty on Spammers

joke-boy writes "AP reports that as part of the CANSPAM legislation, the FTC has issued a report recommending placing taxpayer-funded 6-figure bounties on spammers, much like the bounties placed on the FBI's Ten Most Wanted."

371 comments

  1. Allow me to say by savagedome · · Score: 1

    It's about fscking time.

    Oh yeah. Now since the playing field is little even, let me get my catcher's mit.

    1. Re:Allow me to say by uberdave · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh yeah. Now since the playing field is little even, let me get my catcher's mit.

      Why did I just imagine someone grinning evilly whilst cocking a machine pistol?

    2. Re:Allow me to say by Drawkcab · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A bounty doesn't really make sense the way that spammers are currently prosecuted. Most spammers just get a slap on the wrist. Until spammers actually start getting serious hard time or huge civil penalties, then the value of the bounty would be greater than the cost to most spammers. This would make it beneficial for a small time spammer to partake in their own bounty.

      If bounties given out were a percentage of the fines actually collected from spammers (which ideally should be really painful for big spammers), rather than some fixed range, then a bounty system would make sense. And spammers who manage to launder their profits so the fines don't stick need to get prison time.

    3. Re:Allow me to say by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 5, Funny

      A bounty doesn't really make sense the way that spammers are currently prosecuted.

      It does, however, make a *lot* of sense if the spammer gets to hang on my far wall encased in frozen carbonite.

      I wouldn't consider paying a bounty hunter who brought in the spammer any other way.

    4. Re:Allow me to say by tempest2i · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm waiting for the day we get a reality show based on the bounty hunters out searching for these spammers. *Cut to a scene of 2 large men bursting in the door and some fat balding man infront of his computer trying to eat memory keys of information before getting caught* now that's tv I'd watch!

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    5. Re:Allow me to say by FuzzyFox · · Score: 3, Funny

      Now spammers will let you MAKE MONEY FAST!!!

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    6. Re:Allow me to say by MikeDX · · Score: 1

      1. Start ebay auction promoting "make money fast" 2. Collect details of "buyers" 3. Sell info the the Hutts 4. CowboyNeal!

    7. Re:Allow me to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why did my playlist happen to start playing MC Chris - Fett's 'Vette as I began reading that article?

    8. Re:Allow me to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh. "My backpack's got jets ... " *hums the song*

    9. Re:Allow me to say by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 3, Funny

      Spam Boys, Spam Boys,
      What you gonna do?
      What you gonna do,
      when we ping for you?

    10. Re:Allow me to say by flyneye · · Score: 1

      How about a bounty on spammer skins?
      just like coyotes.
      shoot em,skin em and take em in to the county agent.
      $25 a skin would pay for gas,time and ammo.
      hearing their pitiful screams as you render their hide:priceless.

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    11. Re:Allow me to say by nikster · · Score: 1

      obligator^H^H^H

      1) SPAM all you can - get way up there right with the top
      2) turn yourself in, maybe via a trusted 3rd party
      3) get 6 months on probation whilst earning the $3M placed on your head
      4) profit!

      => unless the spammers get 20 years for their crimes, this scheme is going to be very successful in 1) making spammers rich 2) creating more spammers.

      better still the spammers themselves should pay 2x the bounty.

    12. Re:Allow me to say by SenseiLeNoir · · Score: 1

      Thanks for ruining my keyboard with coffee!!!

      That was funny!

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  2. Hey, I'll turn you in and we'll split the bounty! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gurgh.

  3. Wake me... by bizpile · · Score: 0

    ...when it's "wanted dead or alive". I'll get my gun and we'll go a-huntin'. HEE HAWW!!!!!!!

    1. Re:Wake me... by DrLZRDMN · · Score: 1

      I don't think that it would be unreazsonable for them to allow cyber attacks on spammers....

  4. Oh yea.... by Krypto420 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now these bastard are gonna make *ME* rich!!!!

    1. Re:Oh yea.... by nmoog · · Score: 5, Funny

      says he with a free-ipod spam sig.

    2. Re:Oh yea.... by idesofmarch · · Score: 1

      No kidding! What kind of a scam is that?

    3. Re:Oh yea.... by christopherfinke · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's actually not a scam; it's a new type of marketing. Rather than spending money on ads to try and get people to sign up for offers, the sponsors spend the money on iPods (or whatever) as gifts to people who bring a certain amount of eyes to their product. You can read what Wired said about it here: http://www.wired.com/news/mac/0,2125,64614,00.html Oh, and feel free to sign up using my link :-)

    4. Re:Oh yea.... by santos_douglas · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Totally. What kind of prick would do something like that.

    5. Re:Oh yea.... by Chuck+Bucket · · Score: 1

      yeah, screw that.

      CB

    6. Re:Oh yea.... by Chuck+Bucket · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Yep, Chris is right, and I'm afraid I might have started this new sig-file-spamathon that we're seeing. Oh well, at least I'm not telling you to 'think about your breathing' or telling you that Stephen King died again.

      CB#$@-->>

    7. Re:Oh yea.... by G-funk · · Score: 1, Funny

      Oh it's not a scam! What you do is, see- you give them aaaaaall or your credit card numbers, and if one of them is lucky, they send you a prize

      Sorry iPod boy, it is a scam, it's called a pyramid scheme.

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    8. Re:Oh yea.... by christopherfinke · · Score: 1, Offtopic
      Sorry iPod boy, it is a scam, it's called a pyramid scheme.
      Scheme != Scam
    9. Re:Oh yea.... by TykeClone · · Score: 1
      Scheme != Scam

      Until the house of cards comes tumbling down...

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    10. Re:Oh yea.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A pyramid scheme is a scam.

    11. Re:Oh yea.... by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 1

      Sorry iPod boy, it is a scam, it's called a pyramid scheme.

      Pyramid scheme (n tier). An illegal financial scheme in which: (1) participants are recruited by chain letter, by friends, or at meetings, (2) a list of n names is displayed or distributed (often sold) to new participants, and (3) the payment of an "ante" to the top name on the list by new participants is notarized or supervised. Developed from money chain letters in May 1935.

      This is pyramid marketing, not a pyramid scheme. Two very different things. Note that one is illegal and the other is not.

      Now, please visit a place properly suited for your silly name calling.

    12. Re:Oh yea.... by AaronLawrence · · Score: 1

      LOL! What do you think a pyramid scheme is, if not marketing? They might have managed to scrap in under the radar legally - it's the usual goal of such scammers. But the fact is, most people (including me) see this kind of thing as a big red flag that reduces your credibility to zero.

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    13. Re:Oh yea.... by nwbvt · · Score: 1

      Oh yes it is. It is a pyramid scheme that only works by capitalizing on the gullibility of its users. Or would you like for me to do the math and show you why such a scam would never work?

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    14. Re:Oh yea.... by arose · · Score: 1

      It's a new type of marketing. Rather than spaming they make YOU spam.

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    15. Re:Oh yea.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you're an immoral fucking retard and should die.

    16. Re:Oh yea.... by Digital11 · · Score: 1

      The thing is, it isn't a scheme... Thousands have already gotten their iPods (including me yesterday.) Gratis (the company responsible) is not trying to rip anyone off. They are actually sending people iPods. See this page if you don't believe me.

      Note that the link in my sig is for a friend, as I've already received mine.

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    17. Re:Oh yea.... by Lost+Race · · Score: 1
      How can Wired be so wide-eyed-credulous about such nonsense? Oh yeah, Wired is a nineties dot-com boom baby....

      Of course Freeipods is a scam at some level! Who is paying for those "free" Ipods?

      If Freeipods.com is getting them below cost, then Apple is getting ripped off.

      If not then Freeipods is coming up with several hundred dollars for each "free" ipod they ship out. If they're not making that much from sponsors, then they've conned someone into investing into their unsustainable business model -- that's a nineties-style "new economy" scam on the investors.

      If they are covering the cost of the ipod, then they're getting several hundred dollars from sponsors for this _one_ customer. As I understand it, to be eligible for the "free" ipod you have to buy stuff from the sponsors. If the sponsors are really making enough from you to subsidize an ipod, then either they're ripping you off and you effectively paid for the ipod yourself (scammed? or just dumb?) or they're losing money to get customers (another "new economy" scam, either the sponsor getting ripped off by Freeipods for worthless advertising or the sponsor ripping off investors with "market share" hype).

      The last possibility is that the sponsors are making enough money to break even from the _other_ people the "free" ipod winners con into signing up, before those people get their "free" ipods. That, my friend, is a classic pyramid scam.

      At some point, _somebody_ had to pay for that "free" ipod with money they could have spent on something else, and that person is getting ripped off. Even if ultimately the "winner" is paying for the ipod indirectly, through the sponsors then through Freeipods, they've still paid somebody to pay somebody to buy them an ipod, which has got to cost more than just buying an ipod directly (with the added benefit of annoying all their friends with "Freeipod mania").

    18. Re:Oh yea.... by RdsArts · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but a pyramid scheme is a scam... Or possibly scamola...

    19. Re:Oh yea.... by Krypto420 · · Score: 1

      That was great. A one line stupid comment sparked a whole thread AND I got someone to sign up to get my free iPod!!

  5. If it's "dead or alive" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I'd be happy to do it for free. Better yet, I'll be happy to pitch in $100-200 for the next spammer over.

  6. Their Figures are a Little Off by christopherfinke · · Score: 4, Insightful
    What would it take to get someone to turn in one of those spammers who send millions of unwanted e-mails? At least $100,000, the Federal Trade Commission figures.
    Really? If I knew someone who was spamming, I'd turn them in for free. Any cash would just be a bonus.
    1. Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by bizpile · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Really? If I knew someone who was spamming, I'd turn them in for free. Any cash would just be a bonus.

      You make a good point. It's like when they double the bounty on Osama. Like people in Pakistan/Afganistan are sitting around saying, "You know, I'd turn him in for $50 million, but $25 million just doen't speak to me."

      Actually, I'd turn in a spammer just to get a couple of free punches ;).

    2. Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by Veridium · · Score: 3, Informative

      I know how you feel... But now these types of people will be looking for spammers.

      Kinda funny and strangely satisfying at the same time.

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    3. Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by Veridium · · Score: 1

      That should have been "would be looking for spammers."

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    4. Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by Zordak · · Score: 1

      You know you're a wannabe when you have to say at the top of your webpage that you're "world-famous." You're not going to see "world-famous physicist" at the top of Stephen Hawking's webpage (and yes, I checked. It's not there).

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    5. Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by mcc · · Score: 4, Funny

      1. Send massive amounts of spam
      2. Profit
      3. Frame someone else for having sent the massive amount of spam
      4. Get them on the "most wanted spammers" list
      5. Turn them in for $100,000
      6. Profit more

    6. Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1

      Isn't that guy in a mexican jail right now? I heard about some obnoxious jerkoff getting arrested after illegally persuing someone in Mexico, and it sounds like him. Could his ego get any biggger? I counted at least 6 "muscle poses" on his website and at least one "mullet pose".

    7. Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Normally, you're right. However, there is a small detail you're over looking. Professional Bounty Hunters, aren't choosing between that job and Swiss patent clerk. It's pretty much bounty hunter or prisoner. In the case of Duane, both. You might recognize him as the bounty hunter who recently kidnapped a guy (who deserved it) from Mexico. He is world famous.... And he's not one of the bounty hunters who are as likely to get the address wrong, break into the wrong house and kill the occupants. World's greatest I don't know, but certainly there are worse.

    8. Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 1

      "If I knew someone who was spamming, I'd turn them in for free."

      "http://www.freeipods.com/default.aspx?referer=9 22 8418"

      really?

      and you offer a gmail invite as a reward for clicking on your link?

      Well I know one person you could turn in, for free, since you said cash is just a bonus. Yourself.

      you could make a start by not offering free ipod crap.

    9. Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by Veridium · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Now picture a spammer having to deal with him. Perhaps the FTC is going too far?

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    10. Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I turn in a dozen clearly fraudulent spams a month, which are blithely ignored by law enforcement. The problem is not "catching". The law enforcement agencies can easily, if they wish, get subpoenas to track the records or follow a canceled check or credit card to get the worst of the spammers.

      The problem is that they can't be bothered unless it involves hundreds of thousands of dollars of blatant wire fraud, and even then they're quite incompetent at following the evidence or even prosecuting for the right crime.

    11. Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1

      PP should be modded 'insightful'.

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    12. Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by Veridium · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying I'm a fan of his, but I will say this, I can bench 250 and I would not want that guy hunting me because of a $100,000 bounty. Maybe if you get a chance to meet him, you can let him know your opinion of him in person.

      As for Stephen Hawking, you'll note that he's not using his website to sell services(not that I could tell).

      I just think it's interesting that if they set this bounty up, this is the type of person who will be looking for spammers.

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    13. Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by evilmrhenry · · Score: 3, Insightful

      While you may turn in any spammers you know about, the purpose of a bounty is to reward those that take a bit of time to actually track one down.

      For example, a 6 figure bounty would be a good reward, even if it took a few months of full-time work to find the spammer.

    14. Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by Fizzl · · Score: 1

      Well.. I guess he's wold-famous enough because I recognized his face and name. I live in Finland.
      He just happened to be on Late Night Conan the other night.

    15. Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

      Even easier with all the unsecured wireless connections out there to frame anyone for spam... Just drive up, spam, and it's done. Then turn them in. It's so easy!

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    16. Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by TykeClone · · Score: 1

      I've had law enforcement come and ask me what to do with that kind of spam.

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    17. Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by Zordak · · Score: 1
      I'm definitely not saying he's a ball of fluff or anything. I'm talking more about the general phenomenon of people who feel the need to point out to everybody that they're celebrities, because it's generally a guarantee that they're not. If they were real celebrities, they wouldn't have to tell you. Like I was saying, Stephen Hawking doesn't have to tell you that he's famous, because you already know (at least if you are even remotely involved in anything technical). However, your point is well taken that a little boastful exaggeration in advertising is neither uncommon nor unexpected.

      As for the spammers, if I thought that dude were after me, I'd sure think twice before hitting the Send button.

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    18. Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      It's kind of like car dealerships that make a point of advertising their honesty.

      If you're honest, you don't have to tell people that you are honest.

    19. Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by bani · · Score: 1

      nah, they're not going nearly far enough.

    20. Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by Veridium · · Score: 1

      Ah, I get where you're coming from.

      You should consider though that he's part of a different sub-culture. Look at how pro boxers talk, WWF wrestlers(many of whom are very boisterous off camera), or even just many body builders. Drop by a bodybuilding website where they talk about steroid use and follow the conversations. It's all about pride of accomplishments, boisterous pride of accomplishments.

      I think it's a safe bet he doesn't think like us here on slashdot, or even like most typical people. That guys a professional man hunter and a successful one at that. Totally different mindset. Just consider it.

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    21. Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by JustOK · · Score: 0

      WWF is World Wildlife Federation. WWE is da rasslers.

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    22. Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by Threni · · Score: 2, Funny

      > You're not going to see "world-famous physicist" at the top of Stephen
      > Hawking's webpage (and yes, I checked. It's not there).

      Yes, but he DOES claim to be "The dopest shiz-nit in the universe":

      http://www.mchawking.com/

    23. Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whosarat contains a list of troublemakers, according to Cryptome.org.

    24. Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by stephanruby · · Score: 4, Funny
      "From 18 to 80 Blind crippled or Crazy If they can't walk or crawl we'll Drag Em Back".

      I'm glad they're ADA compliant.

    25. Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You get Conan in Finland?!

      I learn something new everyday.

    26. Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, CNBC Europe broadcasts episodes of Leno and Conan on weekends. You can get CNBC via cable/satellite pretty much all over Europe (well, at least western and central Europe, that's for sure). I hear Conan is broadcast in quite a few places; which is why he started his hilarious "Conan O'Brien Hates My Homeland" segment a while back.

    27. Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by Ronald+Dumsfeld · · Score: 2, Funny
      Now picture a spammer having to deal with him. Perhaps the FTC is going too far?
      They didn't say "dead or alive", so they're not going far enough.
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    28. Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by ratamacue · · Score: 1

      Doubling the amount doubles the administration costs. That's all the reason government needs to spend more tax money. The program could fail outright, and our leaders still profit!

    29. Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      I turn in a dozen clearly fraudulent spams a month, which are blithely ignored by law enforcement.

      Good for you. I try to at least do some preliminary investigation into spammers from time to time, but most of them are from overseas. I do report them to their registrars, but I think that these new cheaper registrars like the cash that spammers give them, because spammers buy domains in bulk and don't keep them too long.

      People please take a minute today and call 1-800-884-9510 and just tell them that "you people suck".

      Please use that phrase exactly, it will be powerful if they are phone slashdoted (and billed:) with the exact same phrase. When I told the woman who answered the phone that she replied "Well, thats too bad for you" and slammed the phone down. Apparently, I hit a nerve and at least that person does not like that phrase, so it seems like a good one :)

      I just got off the phone with them. This was the 3rd time I have called them and asked them to stop sending me email. I have contacted the Attorney General's office in California, where they are located, and filed a SPAM complaint. This company is called Avtech Direct, some spammer/rippoff artist selling overpriced cheap computers, or at least collect money for overpriced cheap computers.

      Also, at 2PM PST (5PM EST) "Chad" is supposed to come into work. He is supposedly "the man" that we need to talk to in order to really stop getting emails from these people. It would be OK for us to phone slashdot him as well, being that this is the only name I could get of someone higher up.

      Please, lets at least put a hurting on these people today. It only takes a minute to phone them, and if we get one spammer off the 'net thats a good thing.

    30. Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by Psiren · · Score: 1

      Dead or alive is definately too far. Dead is just fine.

    31. Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by jrumney · · Score: 1
      While you may turn in any spammers you know about, the purpose of a bounty is to reward those that take a bit of time to actually track one down.

      Tracking them down is the easy part. The reward is for finding someone in law enforcement who cares.

    32. Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > Actually, I'd turn in a spammer just to get a couple of free punches ;).

      "Officer, what does it cost someone resists arrest and charges you with using excessive force these days?"

      "Well, Citizen, you usually get sued in civil court, and with court costs and lawyers... umm, all in all, it usually costs about $25000."

      *THUMP* *THUMP* *THUMP* *THUMP*

      "Thanks, Officer. He put up a bit of a fight, but the spammer's all yours now!"

    33. Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by Zordak · · Score: 1

      Funny you should bring that up. Last year, I bought a car from a guy who told me repeatedly that he was the best and msot honest in the business. I took the car, but when he failed to meet the terms of the purchase contract, I dropped it back in his parking lot. The moron had already sold my trade-in. I called his general manager, explained the situation, and went to a different store. They treated me pretty fairly without having to tell me that they were doing so, and got me another vehicle that has been quite satisfactory. 30 days later, I passed by the first guy's lot. They had shut him down. Now, I'm not an MBA or anything, but I'm thinking you don't get shut down over one botched deal.

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    34. Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by Zordak · · Score: 1

      Rarely do I laugh out loud at a post. Thank you. The site is even funnier. I love the quote: "It's very funny. In an odd sort of way I'm quite flattered."

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    35. Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by nwbvt · · Score: 1
      "Perhaps the FTC is going too far?"

      Perhaps if they were actually advocating such as system as the summary claims they are. Of course in reality they are not, they just performed a feasibility report. Considering the cost they came up with, it is doubtful that you can consider this report in support of a bounty system.

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    36. Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by Fizzl · · Score: 1

      Well, SubTV in Finland broadcasts it every night.
      I assume we are lagging behind quite a bit thou...

      telkku.com, Finnish TV schedule (Yea, we only have 5 country wide channels over the air with no satellite or cable)

    37. Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by mkettler · · Score: 1

      I agree, Many will do this for free..

      Maybe someone needs to clue the FTC in to the existence ROKSO (Registry of Known Spammer Operations).

      http://www.spamhaus.org/rokso/index.lasso

      Not to be confused with spamhaus's dnsbl, ROKSO is a collection of evidence complete with personal names, business names, contact information, etc.

      Clearly the information present there is quite substantial, and freely available to the FTC. Why pay $100k for information the comunity is already providing for free?

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    38. Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by Veridium · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, I forgot they changed their name. You can tell I don't keep up with wrestling much anymore. So, is Jimmy "Superfly" Snooka still around?

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    39. Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by JustOK · · Score: 0

      donno, too busy watching the Jetsons.

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    40. Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by Cycloid+Torus · · Score: 1

      Of course, that is because you forgot the (ta-da-da-da-daa) FILING FEE. The FTC, as an ever vigilant arm of the fe(de)ral bureaucracy finds it necessary to obtain a filing fee to offset the huge expense involved in handling the thousands of complaints received every day. Without the filing fee thay are unable to defray costs sufficiently to actually DO SOMETHING. Kidding aside, maybe we should pay them (to reduce frivolous complaints) a small fee - then we will know that they actually did something when they cash the check....

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  7. Six Figures? by josh3736 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I can understand six figure rewards for those on the ten most wanted list, but for spammers?

    Surely there are things that money could be better spent on. Like say, the implementation of a new email protocol. Or (gasp!) things like Social Security or education.

    1. Re:Six Figures? by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well the question becomes, how much is spam costing us, and will knocking out these spammers actually solve the problem long enough to be worth the money, or will new ones just crop up to fill the void? This should be obvious but for some reason I feel a need to share anyway.

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    2. Re:Six Figures? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah but this is american's rather than fix the original problem they will just annihlate all effects of the problem and whack down some more laws.

    3. Re:Six Figures? by gl4ss · · Score: 3, Insightful

      maybe they're trying to save money in the seven figures from goverment buro's and education institutions by decreasing amounts of spam.

      (yeah it's kinda high especially with the quite easy frameup process compared to most other crime)

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    4. Re:Six Figures? by savagedome · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Top ten most wanted deserve 7 and 8 figures.

      But seriously, screw these scum of the earth bastards. Remember those days when web was a nice place and everybody you knew had a cutesy little homepage and you would leave cute little message in their guest books and such with your name and email and such. DAMN I WANT THAT BACK. That was a nicer web instead of trying to take every bit of care not to leak your email EVEN ONCE. Coming up with NOSPAM crap in your email addresses while posting them somewhere in the hope that some bastard spammer's spider won't catch that. Putting all those funky signs and punctuation and ascii characters to fool those spiders. Using spam filters, white lists, black lists, bayseian etc. etc. Telling everybody not to send, forward anything and never to use your email except for personal reasons.

      And then your girlfriend sends you that cute little card to your email account from that cutesy flowery website that is an email harvester.

      DAMN I WANT THE OLD WEB BACK BEFORE THESE SPAMMERS CAME AND TOOK IT OVER.

    5. Re:Six Figures? by josh3736 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I'd say one could compare spam to P2P music downloading.

      When Napster became big, the RIAA shut it down. But then 3 more P2P apps popped up to fill that void. Then the RIAA tried to shut them down. Rinse and repeat, there's now 64 different filesharing apps just for Windows.

      Now look at spam. Every time the FTC or whatever government agency shuts down a spammer, how many more will pop up to fill the void?

      Free music or free money. There's a risk with both -- getting sued by the RIAA or having the Federal government on your ass.

      What we really need to do is figgure out how to make it so that spam isn't profitable. Ever.

    6. Re:Six Figures? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Like all red-blooded Americans, I'm all about someone doing something about that there (your problem here). My burning desire for change, however, stops just shy of my wallet. Aren't there any benevolent millionaires out there who will front the cash, rather than have the taxpayers fund it?

    7. Re:Six Figures? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another stupid liberal response.

    8. Re:Six Figures? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely there are things that money could be better spent on. Like say,

      Perhaps they could get redirect funding allocated for the DEA.

      Legilators' thought bubble: (Hippies or Spammers... well I never got spammed by a dirty hippie! Demand money, and tell ashcroft to shove it!)

      Pfft, like that'll ever happen.

    9. Re:Six Figures? by CoolMoDee · · Score: 1

      yep, that is true. The market is full of spammers, bust one, and all of a sudden you have a few aspiring spammers in their place taking the old business. Personally, I have no problems with spam, unless it is sent from a zombied pc.

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    10. Re:Six Figures? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 4, Funny
      What we really need to do is figgure out how to make it so that spam isn't profitable. Ever.

      You'd have to legislate out stupidity.

      Fools buy stuff via spam, the companies involved feel justified in hiring a central marketing firm, who in turn hires the spammer.

      We have to get rid of the fools.

    11. Re:Six Figures? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who knows, it maybe be that the compute power they save in eschelon from reducing all the spam they have to sort through will easily pay for the reward...

      Or maybe they got a secret funding from the EU now that they have to archive everything transmitted over the internet...

      Who knows, it could be true ;^)

    12. Re:Six Figures? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely. Like I'm not throwing enough of my paycheck at Social Security. Let's keep the spammers working unfettered and add that piddling six figures back into Social Security.

    13. Re:Six Figures? by dsanfte · · Score: 1

      1 cent per email.

      Suddenly sending out a million spams is costing you big time.

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    14. Re:Six Figures? by dcigary · · Score: 1

      If my memory serves me right, my first piece of Spam was received around 1994 or so. The web was nowhere NEAR what it is today then.

      So no, I don't want the web back before the spammers took over. Just get rid of the rats infesting the building please.

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    15. Re:Six Figures? by PatientZero · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Suddenly sending out a million spams is costing you big time.

      And just as suddenly running a developer mailing list is no longer possible without outside funding. *Poof!*

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    16. Re:Six Figures? by xQx · · Score: 1

      You mean those days when you'd pay $5 per hour for dialup internet access, and any site you could think of would either have porn, or the terrorists handbook on it?
      When p2p file transfer ment being in #mp3 on IRC and trading with DCC server or running a ratio FTP site?
      Where the closest thing to email was something you'd use to talk to other people on your local BBS?
      Yes, I remember those days. It was before corperate america thought it could control the internet.

      I think I'm probably the only person on this forum who (while I hate spam) respects that SPAM *MUST* exist, it's an icon of our freedom on the internet.

      Rule out spam and porn, terrorists handbooks, cracks, serials anti-patriotic (read anti-government) websites and foul language will be next. -- Is that *really* the internet you want to be forging?

    17. Re:Six Figures? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >We have to get rid of the fools.

      The best time to start getting rid of the fools is the next presidential election in the US.

    18. Re:Six Figures? by Spoing · · Score: 1
      1. We have to get rid of the fools.

      How about send out spam, and anyone who responds...act out the final scene of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back!

      Shouldn't cost 6 figures -- I'm sure we could get folks to join in for free!

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    19. Re:Six Figures? by Saeger · · Score: 2, Interesting
      What we really need to do is figgure out how to make it so that spam isn't profitable. Ever.

      What if almost nothing was worth *buying* from someone else because you could "replicate" it yourself locally? The end of (most) material scarcity is just one of the economic implications of molecular manufacturing; it will remove a lot of the incentive behind being an asshole trying to get ahead by any means necessary. Which reminds me of a quote:

      For at least another hundred years we must pretend to ourselves and to every one that fair is foul and foul is fair; for foul is useful and fair is not. Avarice and usury and precaution must be our gods for a little longer still. -- John Maynard Keynes

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    20. Re:Six Figures? by Grakun · · Score: 1

      There's a big difference between something existing in a place that's easy to find, and something that destroys a method of communication so that it can force me to repeatedly view shitty ads of the same products at my expense.

    21. Re:Six Figures? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What?!?! You can't get rid of the fools! They're what make slashdot fun!

    22. Re:Six Figures? by xenobyte · · Score: 1

      I can understand six figure rewards for those on the ten most wanted list, but for spammers?

      Do you have any idea how much money gets wasted due to spam?!

      I think six figures are too little. Eight would do it and the funds should come from both the spammers and their suppliers (from ISPs hosting them, their emails or their sites, to the stupid people allowing their PCs to be turned into spam-spewing zombies).

      Yes, if people had to pay a hefty fine (like $500 for each spam estimated to have been sent through their PC) for not patching their PCs they'd either put more effort into doing it (the process can be completely automated these days), or stop using a PC, both of which would solve a lot of problems on the net today.

      Yes, stupidity should cost money when it costs everybody else money. Too bad it isn't painful...

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    23. Re:Six Figures? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with you dude .. this needs to be modded up. I understand people are inconvenienced and annoyed by spam .. but it's not like being held up in the middle of the street or something. SEriously .. it's just a fucking line on in your inbox .. press fucking delete .. is the 5 minutes spent on deleting spam worth involving big brother? prosecute spammers .. yes. But i dont think spammers can be compared to rapists and murderers like some of the posters here on slashdot seem to believe. Civil penalties should be enough.

      My advice to spam haters: don't be a pussy, delete spam, don't buy their products, and for goodness sake dont bitch like a girl about losing five minutes out of your pathetic life a day.

    24. Re:Six Figures? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BECAUSE GEORGE W. BUSH IS DUMB!!! RIGHT?? ROFLMAO

      Fuckwit. Your joke is old! Get some new material.
      And kiss my ass, lameness filter.

    25. Re:Six Figures? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you can't replicate land, or an insurance policy, or a bigger dick, so I think scammers will always have something to sell.

    26. Re:Six Figures? by Oddly_Drac · · Score: 1

      "Every time the FTC or whatever government agency shuts down a spammer, how many more will pop up to fill the void?"

      That's why you need to take the issue up with the company/entity that profits from the spam as well as the spammer. God knows that enough of them are actually *illegal* anyway.

      But I won't believe that they're doing anything about the problem until they seriously start to go after the spammers acting illegally. It's not like it's that difficult to trace them.

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    27. Re:Six Figures? by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      What "void" is being filled by spammers? I can see the P2P "I wanna get stuff for free" void being filled, but I don't see any void filled by spammers.

      BTW, please call 1-800-884-9510 and tell them that "they suck". More about this can be found in an earlier post by me here.

    28. Re:Six Figures? by Lost+Race · · Score: 1
      I too see an analogy between spam and P2P, like this: Spam is a few greedy bastards (the spammers) vs hundreds of millions of people who hate them (email users); P2P is a few greedy bastards (the copyright cartels) vs hundreds of millions of people who hold them in contempt (file swappers).

      File swappers may be as evil/immoral/unethical/whatever as spammers ("stealing" large amounts a little at a time) but they have the numbers on their side and will eventually win through attrition. For the same reason spammers will eventually lose. Regardless of whether you're right or wrong it's better to have hundreds of millions of people on your side than actively fighting you.

    29. Re:Six Figures? by thparker · · Score: 1
      Remember those days when web was a nice place and everybody you knew had a cutesy little homepage and you would leave cute little message in their guest books and such with your name and email and such. DAMN I WANT THAT BACK.

      Remember those days when the Internet didn't have all that web crap, and everybody you knew had a cutesy little gopher that went out and did searches for them? And you could read all the posts for the day in the entire alt.*, misc.* and rec.* hierarchies in 15 minutes?

      Sheesh, kids these days.

      tom
      ...and then some bastard would come along and send me a 200K file by email and tie up my modem for 10 or 15 minutes. Ah, those were the days.

    30. Re:Six Figures? by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      You just know that now, someone's going to turn up nostalgic for BBSs. And someone else is going to chime in and reminisce about playing Hunt the Wumpus in the 1970s on some university mainframe...

      It's also amusing to see a >700k user ID playing the oldbie role :-)

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    31. Re:Six Figures? by thparker · · Score: 1
      It's also amusing to see a >700k user ID playing the oldbie role :-)

      C'mon, Slashdot is a young man's game. I think it's amusing to see Slashdot user IDs considered an indicator of Internet oldtimers. I have underwear that's older than '97. (Nonetheless, happy 7th birthday, Slashdot.)

      Best, tp

    32. Re:Six Figures? by pogle · · Score: 1

      Thanks...now I have to go home and watch that movie again just so I can imagine its spammers at the end. I'd join a group doing that so quickly...

      *consults list*

      *verifies spammers name*

      *toss list over shoulder, beat living daylights out of spammer*

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    33. Re:Six Figures? by Aumaden · · Score: 1
      What we really need to do is figgure out how to make it so that spam isn't profitable. Ever.

      To do that requires starting in the right place. And, that is not chasing after the spammers. It's going after their employers.

      It's illegal to hire someone to commit a crime.

      E.g.: It's illegal to hire a hitman to commit a murder.

      Make it illegal to hire a spammer. Then go after the folks selling what the spam is advertising. They have to be easy to find or they don't make any sales.

      Cut the roots and the tree will wither.
    34. Re:Six Figures? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely there are things that money could be better spent on. Like say, the implementation of a new email protocol. Or (gasp!) things like Social Security or education

      Well... personally, I'd much rather spend the money on fighting spam than on freakin social security. That is such a scam. Besides most people in this demographic will *never*ever* see any social security payout. We will simply contribute tens of thousands of dollars over our lifetimes for a stupid unnessecary program that will collapse in the next 20 or so years. Why the h3ll can't I elect to save for my own retirement and be exempt from SS?

      otoh, education is often money worth spending...

    35. Re:Six Figures? by Jamie+Lokier · · Score: 1

      And just as suddenly running a developer mailing list is no longer possible without outside funding.

      That's often put forth as the reason to keep email sending nominally free. However, you could charge only for emails which aren't in your whitelisted senders. When you subscribe to any kind of mailing list, you would also add the list address to your whitelist.

      A protocol can be arranged so that the list owner has proof you won't charge for emails from them before they send you list emails, to prevent anyone trying to harvest money from lists. One such protocol is that your MTA asks for payment when it receives a message that isn't whitelisted: list owners would simply not pay, because it means you haven't completed the subscription process.

      Essentially, this is doing "opt-in" lists properly. Instead of some spammer claiming that you opted-in, in this system you have technical control over whether you are opted in to any kind of list. For your friends and mailing lists, it doesn't cost them anything, but for spammers sending unsolicited mail, it costs them real money.

      I'll leave the technical details to your imagination.

      -- Jamie

    36. Re:Six Figures? by ion_ · · Score: 1

      And then your girlfriend sends you that cute little card to your email account from that cutesy flowery website that is an email harvester.

      Heh, you totally got me until that part.

    37. Re:Six Figures? by olman · · Score: 1

      As if there was no way around that.

      How about messengers? You could pop up a message every time there's an update in the bulletin board where the mailing list is kept.

  8. Too good to be true? by TR0GD0RtheBURNiNAT0R · · Score: 1

    Seriously, am I the only one thinking that this is just... awesome?

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  9. Add physical punishment.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Like a good caning or flogging plus prison time and life bankrupting fines and I'm sold on this!!!!

  10. SPAM DIS by Schwing84 · · Score: 0

    I think spamming should be stopped, but six figures is just too much. It'll probably just be given to Bill Gates to add to his collection.

    1. Re:SPAM DIS by sxtxixtxcxh · · Score: 1

      his collection of spammers or of six figure piles of cash? :P

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  11. Hoping For More... by EodLabs · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bounty is a good idea, but I was hoping for more of a Mad Max scenario. You know, 2 Men Enter... 1 (non-spamming) man leaves

  12. I see a Remake by loid_void · · Score: 1
    What would it take to get someone to turn in one of those spammers who send millions of unwanted e-mails?

    Paladin, Have Gun, Will Travel

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  13. Bad Idea by ravenspear · · Score: 4, Funny

    This action will hurt consumers.

    You see, now I'm going to have to increase the cost of my penis enlargement pills to cover the increased risk this represents.

    1. Re:Bad Idea by dbolger · · Score: 1

      lmao, first decent chuckle I've had on /. in a good while, mod parent up :)

    2. Re:Bad Idea by bluewee · · Score: 5, Funny
      Dear FTC:

      I am reporting a spammer, RAVENSPEAR, an IP will be provided by SlashDot, and the address will be provided by the ISP. Could I get the sum payed out to me in 5 installments of 20,000 USD over 5 years?

      Alex

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    3. Re:Bad Idea by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      now I'm going to have to increase the cost of my penis enlargement pills to cover the increased risk

      Just make them increase size by 800% instead of the 900% you usually advertise.

    4. Re:Bad Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just hope you meet up with some of your customers in the clink...

    5. Re:Bad Idea by ratbag · · Score: 1

      Always take the lump sum and invest it wisely.

    6. Re:Bad Idea by stephanruby · · Score: 1
      Could I get the sum payed out to me in 5 installments of 20,000 USD over 5 years?

      No, it will be just like the lottery, you'll have a chance in a trillion they select your spam report, and if you win they'll divy up the proceeds among the people who submitted the same identical spam sample, and then they'll deduct taxes out of whatever is left and pay you in inflation-diminished installments over the next thirty years.

      You obviously didn't read the fine prints.

    7. Re:Bad Idea by Spunk · · Score: 1

      Maybe you wouldn't have a blue wee if you didn't buy his products.

  14. Donations by ufoman · · Score: 1

    Just tell me where I can donate to the bounties.

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    1. Re:Donations by christopherfinke · · Score: 4, Funny
      Just tell me where I can donate to the bounties.
      Chris Finke
      920 Delaware St SE #3003
      Minneapolis, MN 55414

      Thanks in advance!
    2. Re:Donations by pyrrhonist · · Score: 3, Funny
      Chris Finke 920 Delaware St SE #3003 Minneapolis, MN 55414

      Dear Chris,

      Thank you for posting your home address in a public forum. Now we know where you live. Do you have any idea what we are going to do to you? Do you? We're going to...

      SEND YOU UNSOLICITED COMMERCIAL JUNK MAIL!!!!!

      MUH, HA, HA, HA!

      Sincerely,
      The International Brotherhood of Spammers and Unsolicited Bulk Email Advertisers
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  15. Innocent Spammers by Cat9117600 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What about the people who are unknowingly sending spam from their cracked computers? Is this basically saying that there is a 6-digit bounty for the grandmother who doesn't know enough to keep her computer secure?

    1. Re:Innocent Spammers by alatesystems · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Of course. She is a terrorist then. Any "compassionate conservative" could tell you that, especially John Ashcroft. You might ask him how the USA PATRIOT act has saved the world too.

      For the dense, all of the above was my cynicism exposing itself.

      I don't support a bounty unless you can find the person who actually originated it, not the grandmother with the infected computer. This is impossible because of the nature of the internet(routed through zombie after zombie).

      I think it's a really bad idea and opens the door for Ashcroft or whoever is to enforce this to say "you sent spam" and you to have no recourse.

      Chris

    2. Re:Innocent Spammers by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I suspect that the bounties would be on the top ten spammers. Taking out grandma might be fun, but it won't substantially decrease the volume of spam, unless she's got a server farm sitting on an OC192 or something.

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    3. Re:Innocent Spammers by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1
      This is impossible because of the nature of the internet(routed through zombie after zombie).

      You could probably pay some of those zombie machine owners to run something that would help you track who was connecting to those zombie machines. A 6-figure bounty makes spending that kind of money worthwhile, even for hundreds of machines.

    4. Re:Innocent Spammers by imemyself · · Score: 1

      How about just making the idiots who let their computers get infected sit in stockade for a few days?

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    5. Re:Innocent Spammers by lightspawn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How about just making the idiots who let their computers get infected sit in stockade for a few days?

      What a great idea! How wonderful! How utterly sensible! We all know nobody has a right to operate a computer unless they first verify all code running on it to be secure. It's not the vendor's fault. Just like people who die in airline crashes deserve it because they did not verify the plane would land safely.

      "You know less about computers than I do, so you're stupid and don't deserve to use one" is a stupid, childish attitude, and it has to go. This is exactly the kind of thing that makes people hate geeks.

    6. Re:Innocent Spammers by dasunt · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What a great idea! How wonderful! How utterly sensible! We all know nobody has a right to operate a computer unless they first verify all code running on it to be secure. It's not the vendor's fault. Just like people who die in airline crashes deserve it because they did not verify the plane would land safely.

      I'm not expected to know 100% about my car. But if I avoid doing safety basic precautions (replacing tires when they are bald) and get into trouble (sliding into another car on a rainy night) then a good lawyer is going to rightfully pin part of the blame on me.

      Legal precedents could apply in other ways, such as creating an attractive nuisence.

    7. Re:Innocent Spammers by Erik+Hollensbe · · Score: 1

      For the most part I agree with you. However, if you attach that spare tire poorly and go on the freeway with it, your insurance is going to laugh at you, and you might have worse happen if you hurt anyone else.

      That's why there's this trade called an automobile mechanic.

      Short answer: if people install or write software on their computer that allows holes that allow these types of compromises possible, they should be bludgeoned for it. If the vendor fucks up, they should be liable. Of course, I think it's important to differentiate between free and commercial programs, as a free program would fall into the first category.

      Installing new software creates a situation of more complexity. Users who install their own software take their computers into their own hands - and vendors who are feature-oriented but not security-minded are careless. I would give anything to see less features and more existing code audits.

      Deluding yourself into thinking that a computer is "easy to use" at this point is senseless. Cars are "easy to use", but most governments require licenses to use them - it takes a certain amount of skill to operate them properly, and well-defined rules are kept to insure that everyone is on a common ground with what is acceptable and unacceptable. When these rules are discovered broken, the offender has his license yanked. Even a 4 year old with a lower-than-average IQ can figure out how to push the gas and move the steering wheel.

      It would be another thing entirely if everyone was using thin clients and some professional was doing all of the system maintenance, but no, that's not how it is. People still continue to connect very broken windows and unix machines directly to the internet, a practice that's practically encouraged by some ISP's.

      Your airline argument is flawed - the airline comps quite a bit of change when an accident happens, because there is a notion of professionalism, qualification, and security.

      Just like when the auto mechanic fucks up, if you can prove it.

    8. Re:Innocent Spammers by iamcf13 · · Score: 1

      Short answer: if people install or write software on their computer that allows holes that allow these types of compromises possible, they should be bludgeoned for it. If the vendor fucks up, they should be liable. Of course, I think it's important to differentiate between free and commercial programs, as a free program would fall into the first category.


      Not all freeware is insecure. Example: Apache webserver.

      Not all commercial software is secure. Example: All 'home' versions of Windows before Windows 2000.

      Even then the standard disclaimers still apply because once the software leaves the control of the programmer, they have no control over how the program is used. For example, I could write a 'Hello, world!' that only prints 'Hello, world!' on the screen when run. When this program is infected by a destructive computer virus and is later run and trashes the user's computer system, am I responsible for the damage? I am not if the program was 100% malware free at the point of sale and/or distribution. After that, I have no control over the software. However, I would have made sure the program 'works as advertised' with NO surprises provided the program itself is not subsequently compromised by malware.
    9. Re:Innocent Spammers by wertarbyte · · Score: 1

      Either you're with us, or you're with the spammers!

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    10. Re:Innocent Spammers by Erik+Hollensbe · · Score: 1

      Apache has had it's fair share of exploits. It's also a program with no implied warranty for a reason - the developers who work on it offer no service or support, no guarantee that it will be available next week. Also, they hold no sublety in the fact that they release development versions. In reality, apache could stop development or turn into a mail server tomorrow, and that would just be a fact of life, which was my point with free programs. 'Fix it yourself' is a way of life for free programs - not just a silly mantra people spout when they have no better answer.

      A vendor is a business with an expectation of professionalism. Just like the airline pilot or the mechanic, they should be expected to be proficient in their trade and deliver.

      Of course, there's nothing stopping a commercial company to provide support and development for apache, and IIRC many companies do. Buying apache from these vendors provides the expectation to the customer that they are recieving a quality product.

      Who allowed you or the virus to infect the program? Viruses don't just appear out of thin air. Chances are, you allowed the virus to infect the program, or a vendor with insecure code did, or a combination of both. Being a person that has used DOS and Windows for around 14 years and only being infected (and nothing stopping it from happening) once, I know this is much easier to prevent than people make it out to be. Besides, if a vendor is releasing virus-laden code, they should be punished. OTOH, if you run "virtualstripper.exe" and it infects your copy of MS Office, perhaps you're looking at the wrong vendor. Make sense now?

      My point is, they do have control how the program is used. They did write it after all, they know what it's capable of, and it's their own damned fault if it's broken.

    11. Re:Innocent Spammers by iamcf13 · · Score: 1

      My point is, they do have control how the program is used. They did write it after all, they know what it's capable of, and it's their own damned fault if it's broken.


      Then all programmers would have to add 'antitamper' code to their software to get it to quit or 'hang' if it detects tampering in its program file. This is not easy or trivial to do correctly and properly. The problem with that is that an 'ubervirus' could disable such code when it attaches itself to the host program file. This scenario is highly unlikely but remotely possible. Because of this, I assert that the current industry standard software 'disclaimers' still apply....
    12. Re:Innocent Spammers by Erik+Hollensbe · · Score: 1

      Uh, ok, I'll say this one more time:

      Viruses don't get there by themselves.

      Vendors who did not facilitate distribution of the virus are not responsible.

      If a user runs a executable that contains a virus, they have facilitated it themselves.

      Capice?

      Strangely, I remember a world where people actually had to RUN PROGRAMS to get viruses on their systems.

    13. Re:Innocent Spammers by iamcf13 · · Score: 1

      If a user runs a executable that contains a virus, they have facilitated it themselves.


      If the programmers of 'virtualstripper.exe' deliberatly hid a (undetectable) virus in it, then the user have facilitated their own system compromise.

      However, unless I am not following your reasoning, I assert the following:

      If the virus from 'virtualstripper.exe' seeks out other program files to infect and infects, for example, Acmeco's inoccuous 'helloworld.exe', should Acmeco be held responsible for what the programmers of 'virtualstripper.exe' did to their program via malware? Again, I say 'no' due to the remotely unlikely 'ubervirus' defense I mentioned earlier where an 'ubervirus' defeats a program's antitamper code and then infects the program.

      If I am mistaken about what you truly mean, could you spell your argument all out in detail? I am not trying to be a smartass and am trying to conduct an honest, meaningful debate on this issue. This issue is very important to anyone who uses software: Case in point - Sun warns users in the JAVA software license agreement NOT to use it in a mission-critical and/or life-critical environment where software failure means disaster, injury, and death.
    14. Re:Innocent Spammers by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 1
      I'm not expected to know 100% about my car. But if I avoid doing safety basic precautions (replacing tires when they are bald) and get into trouble (sliding into another car on a rainy night) then a good lawyer is going to rightfully pin part of the blame on me.
      And when you install brand new winter tires from Goodyear on your car, and the tires turn out to go completely bald when exposed to water and/or temperatures below 32F/0C, which they mention in 0.1 pt letters on the sales receipt where they also disclaim any responsibility for any damages that may be caused by you using said tires (in the same 0.1 pt type face of course) - then what?
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    15. Re:Innocent Spammers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Legal precedents could apply in other ways, such as creating an attractive nuisence.

      What an unattractive nuisance!

  16. Yeah but by hypermike · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Six-figure incentives are the only way to persuade people to disclose the identity of co-workers, friends and others they know are responsible for flooding online mailboxes with unsolicited pitches for prescription drugs, weight loss plans and other products, according to an agency report Thursday.

    I dont think spammers run around telling coworkers and relatives they send spam. These people keep to themselves.

    How does that quote go? The only way for 3 people to keep a secret is if 2 of them are dead.

    It works for crime because most criminals like to brag, no incentive to brag here.

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    1. Re:Yeah but by phek · · Score: 1

      they do advertise in the newspaper though. Two of the last interviews i've gone to said they were looking for a unix systems admin, but all they really wanted was me to set up a spamming infastructure for them. Also if the spammers aren't bragging at all, they aren't going to be able to tell clients how they'll be marketing for them.

      In regards to the original slashdot post, am I the only one who doesn't want my tax money to go to some rewards program so that the government can arrest people not only don't affect me, but don't cause any real harm other than annoying people? If the tax payers money to reward leads to criminals, why not try and catch real criminals like rapists, and murderer's, and corrupt government officials?

  17. Hunting Spammers ... by xmas2003 · · Score: 1

    I would love to make an addition to my pages that talk about hunting vermin, bats, rats, and squirrels that would be called Hunting Spammers

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  18. Random Thoughts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Can A Bounty System Cure Spam?

    Unlikely. But, if the law actually get's off it's ass and actually hands out fines, spammers might be more inclined to stick the equivalent of "this is spam" (the opt-out message, etc.), which could make filtering more effective.

    Perhaps we should be fining the ISPs who happily let spam-servers loose on their network?

    "It would promote vigilantism on the Net and it probably would not catch any bad guys," said Louis Mastria, spokesman for the Direct Mail Association

    There are plenty of technically-skilled knowledgable people out there who might otherwise not have bothered, but who could probably track a few people down.

    'the FCC has so much information on their identities that to get anymore would be useless.'

    We don't care whether they're known or not. We just want to bankrupt them and get the money we have lost* due to spam.

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    1. Re:Random Thoughts by essence · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Can A Bounty System Cure Spam?

      Unlikely.

      I would say definitely not. Has heavy prison sentences, death penalty, stopped murder? No.

    2. Re:Random Thoughts by TykeClone · · Score: 1

      Spam has a lower threshold to commit, and a lower likelihood of punishment. Bounty systems effectively evicerated the wolf and coyote populations in west before ranchers were "enlightened" - bounties can be successful in ridding an ecosystem of "pests" (like spammers).

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  19. that's hardly fair to the taxpayers by CAIMLAS · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Why make the taxpayers pay for cleaning up the internet of spam?

    Make the spammers pay out the bounty. There's absolutely no reason to make taxpayers (you know, citizens) suffer and go further in debt (via the nation) for the crimes to humanity that spammers have perpetrated.

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    1. Re:that's hardly fair to the taxpayers by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Presumably the spammers' assets will be seized. Maybe some of that money can go back into the system to pay the bounties, et cetera.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    2. Re:that's hardly fair to the taxpayers by acceleriter · · Score: 1
      Why make the taxpayers pay for cleaning up the internet of spam?

      The taxpayers pay for it now--what's the difference, save for the deterrent?

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      CEE5210S The signal SIGHUP was received.

    3. Re:that's hardly fair to the taxpayers by 1u3hr · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Make the spammers pay out the bounty. There's absolutely no reason to make taxpayers (you know, citizens) suffer and go further in debt (via the nation) for the crimes to humanity that spammers have perpetrated.

      RTFA. Not enough money is recovered from spammers, even the few that are prosecuted. There is a small number of big spammers, who are smart enough to keep their money safe from seizure, and a lot who live in trailer parks. The benefit to society as a whole is worth the cost if it deters.

    4. Re:that's hardly fair to the taxpayers by pclminion · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Why make the taxpayers pay for cleaning up the internet of spam?

      The same reason we use taxpayer dollars to clean up litter thrown into the streets by assholes. Someone has to clean up the shit. Bitching about "fairness" doesn't magically make trash disappear.

      Do you also believe that taxpayer funding of prisons is unfair? Taxpayer funding of police is unfair? Taxpayer funding of the court systems is unfair? After all, why should we pay to have our own laws enforced?

      Make the spammers pay out the bounty.

      This is deluded. A $100,000 judgement against a spammer is all well and good, but if that person doesn't possess $100,000, you're up shit's creek. Are you aware of the absolute nightmare it is to actually collect on a court judgement, even for small amounts? Just because the judge says it doesn't make it so.

      There's absolutely no reason to make taxpayers (you know, citizens) suffer and go further in debt

      Uh.. How the hell does it incur debt? The money doesn't vanish into thin air. It is given to the bounty hunter, who will presumably spend that money and pump it right back into the economy again. Every time money moves, the government gets a cut. After a short while, it's all back in the system again.

      There are other reasons why the bounty idea sucks, but it isn't because it's "not fair."

    5. Re:that's hardly fair to the taxpayers by TykeClone · · Score: 2, Interesting
      This is deluded. A $100,000 judgement against a spammer is all well and good, but if that person doesn't possess $100,000, you're up shit's creek. Are you aware of the absolute nightmare it is to actually collect on a court judgement, even for small amounts? Just because the judge says it doesn't make it so.

      That's because we don't extract the judgement from them in the form of unpleasant work. We've got a big country and we could find some nice ironic punishment for spammers - something that would require them to be unconnected and outside - maybe washing rocks on a beach in Alaska.

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      A fine is a tax you pay for doing wrong and a tax is a fine you pay for doing all right.
    6. Re:that's hardly fair to the taxpayers by nwbvt · · Score: 2, Informative

      RTFA. The finding of the report was that penalizing the spammers would not provide enough to finance a bounty system.

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    7. Re:that's hardly fair to the taxpayers by edunbar93 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Um, actually I couldn't help but notice that you pay the police to do this kind of thing.

      So is it unfair to make the taxpayers pay to clean up the streets of common thugs and fraudsters? Spamhaus seems to think that the majority of our spam comes from about 200 spammers. Put a dozen of them in prison, and the rest will start to think harder about what they do and whether or not they can continue to operate.

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    8. Re:that's hardly fair to the taxpayers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The same reason we use taxpayer dollars to clean up litter thrown into the streets by assholes. Someone has to clean up the shit. Bitching about "fairness" doesn't magically make trash disappear.

      Hmm... connect the dots... how about making the spammers pick up one piece of litter for every spam email they send? What, that'll take you 60 years? Better get started then...

    9. Re:that's hardly fair to the taxpayers by haxor.dk · · Score: 1

      >>Why make the taxpayers pay for cleaning up the internet of spam?

      >The same reason we use taxpayer dollars to clean up litter thrown into the streets by assholes. Someone has to clean up the shit. Bitching about "fairness" doesn't magically make trash disappear.

      It doesnt make the bill collection fair, either.

      >Do you also believe that taxpayer funding of prisons is unfair?

      Yes, it is. Why should I PAY for the comparatively luxorious accomodation of the people that violate ME and MY PROPERTY ? It's pouring salt into the wound!

      >Taxpayer funding of police is unfair?

      Seeing how piss-poor a job the police is usually doing, yes.

      >Taxpayer funding of the court systems is unfair?

      When my tax monies are spent on an inefficient and corrupt system that punishes the small fish (such as harmless drug dealers or citizens found to be in posession of Marijuana) but lets the bigtime criminals (corrupt politicians) go, yes!

      >After all, why should we pay to have our own laws enforced?

      It not "our" laws. I never asked for insane punishments for drug posession. I never asked for crucification of perpetrators of tax evasion. I didn't ask for 55 MPH speed limits on deserted interstate highways. etc.

      >>Make the spammers pay out the bounty.

      >This is deluded. A $100,000 judgement against a spammer is all well and good, but if that person doesn't possess $100,000, you're up shit's creek.

      On the contrary. If you've been following the trend for the past two years, you'll find that spamming is often a very profitable enterprise.

      > Are you aware of the absolute nightmare it is to actually collect on a court judgement, even for small amounts? Just because the judge says it doesn't make it so.

      True. Doesnt however change that it is not the victims that should pay for the punishment of criminals.

      >>There's absolutely no reason to make taxpayers (you know, citizens) suffer and go further in debt

      >Uh.. How the hell does it incur debt? The money doesn't vanish into thin air. It is given to the bounty hunter, who will presumably spend that money and pump it right back into the economy again.

      So, by your definition , will a spammer.

      > Every time money moves, the government gets a cut. After a short while, it's all back in the system again. There are other reasons why the bounty idea sucks, but it isn't because it's "not fair."

      Anything that's funded with means forcefully collected cannot by any reasonable degree be said to be "fair".

    10. Re:that's hardly fair to the taxpayers by ratamacue · · Score: 1
      There's absolutely no reason to make taxpayers (you know, citizens) suffer and go further in debt

      Sure there is. If government wasn't spending tax money, they'd never cash in on the administration costs.

    11. Re:that's hardly fair to the taxpayers by hackstraw · · Score: 2, Informative

      Why make the taxpayers pay for cleaning up the internet of spam?

      Apparently you don't know how much (assuming your from the US) we spend on incarcerating people here in the US. Its on order of $40,000 a year for your basic inmate, and we have the highest (AFAIK) percentage of our population in jail/prison than any other country.

      I would gladly pay out of my pocket (not $100,00 I don't have that :) to get a spammer off of the 'net.

      BTW, please call 1-800-884-9510 and say "you people suck". More info can be found at my previous post here.

    12. Re:that's hardly fair to the taxpayers by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      From what I understand the spammers actually worth bagging would have at least $100,000 in assets. Why not just give their assets to whoever calls in the bounty?

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    13. Re:that's hardly fair to the taxpayers by RealAlaskan · · Score: 1
      The finding of the report was that penalizing the spammers would not provide enough to finance a bounty system.

      I'm sure that organ sales would go a long way to make up the difference.

    14. Re:that's hardly fair to the taxpayers by nwbvt · · Score: 1
      Well for starters the government cannot just make up arbitrary large fines for any crime. We still have rights in the country.

      You have questions about the specifics, ask the FTC. They are the ones who wrote the feasibility report. They found the only way for a bounty system to work would require taxpayer financing. I'm sure they spent more than the 5 minutes it took you to think up that post on their report.

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    15. Re:that's hardly fair to the taxpayers by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Well for starters the government cannot just make up arbitrary large fines for any crime. We still have rights in the country.

      HaahAHAHAHAhaHAHAHAHAhahA!

      Now that I have that out of my system - clearly you have not heard of a little thing we seem to like to call The War on Drugs. If you are convicted of selling drugs, the government can seize basically anything of yours whether they can prove you bought it with drug money or used it to facilitate the sale of drugs; vehicles, land, other property, bank accounts, et cetera. All we have to do is declare war on spam and bingo, they can take anything they want.

      I'm sure they spent more than the 5 minutes it took you to think up that post on their report.

      Yeah, and I'm sure that their first priority was protecting their organization and making sure they continue to get funding. In other words, the report doesn't necessarily tell what's good for America - it tells what's good for the FTC. If there's overlap, it's mere coincidence.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    16. Re:that's hardly fair to the taxpayers by nwbvt · · Score: 1
      "If you are convicted of selling drugs, the government can seize basically anything of yours whether they can prove you bought it with drug money or used it to facilitate the sale of drugs; vehicles, land, other property, bank accounts, et cetera"

      Because judges have been convinced that dealing drugs makes such punishments appropriate. I have trouble seeing those judges being convinced that advertising for penis enlargers is sufficient to justify such actions.

      Three branches of the government, maybe you have heard of the seperation of the powers. Congress cannot arbitrarily declare that spammers should automatically forfeit all their assets.

      "Yeah, and I'm sure that their first priority was protecting their organization and making sure they continue to get funding. In other words, the report doesn't necessarily tell what's good for America - it tells what's good for the FTC. If there's overlap, it's mere coincidence."

      Ok, I'll bite. How does finding that the only way a bounty system could be supported would be to have taxpayers pay the bounties keeping the FTC in business? I really want to hear this one.

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      Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.
  20. Bad by illuminata · · Score: 0, Funny

    1. I can think of a lot of different types of criminals that would deserve a six-figure bounty before a spammer.

    2. Taxpayer funded? Bullshit. I don't care if it comes from a non-profit organization but there is absolutely no reason why taxpayers should have to fund six-figure bounties on the heads of people who cause an annoyance. Fuck, put it on Johovah's Witnesses first. I actually have to stand up to deal with them.

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    Until Slashdot fixes the funny modifier, use insightful or interesting. The poster knows your intentions.
    1. Re:Bad by imemyself · · Score: 1

      Really a few hundred grand ain't much in the whole national budget. I mean even as much as a few million isn't even worth arguing over as far as politics goes.

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      Every time you post an article on Slashdot, I kill a server. Think of the servers!
  21. Will it work? by echeslack · · Score: 1

    Not to be negative, but I feel like this probably won't work.

    I think a lot of spammers are out of the US, so it won't matter to them.

    But even those that are in the US, are probably doing a fine job covering their tracks. They wouldn't put out the bounty if they could easily take care of the problem.

    1. Re:Will it work? by nzkoz · · Score: 1

      Sure it will. Just look at what happened when Osama was put on the top 10 most wanted list.

      Oh Wait ...

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    2. Re:Will it work? by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Sure it will. Just look at what happened when Osama was put on the top 10 most wanted list. Oh Wait ...

      Osama doesn't give an address for people to send money to. Spammers ultimately have to give a route to find them, or at least their bank account.

    3. Re:Will it work? by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      Nope. Most of them are still in the US, especially the commercial spamming service people who constitute the largest volume of spam. This is partly because the US has the most bandwidth, and partly because the US has the most money. That may change, but prosecuting the US business people involved would help encourage ISP's to expose the spammers as clearly criminal.

    4. Re:Will it work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I get plenty of spam from Americans targeting Americans. I get no spam from Swedes targeting Swedes, which is why our anti-spam laws are pretty much useless.

  22. waste of money by poptones · · Score: 1

    complete bullshit. Follow the trail of money, lock up their ability to perform commerce, and you shut down the spammers. Last thing we need is to fund a bunch of vigilantes.

  23. Lessig by The+Famous+Brett+Wat · · Score: 1

    Lawrence Lessig has been pushing a bounty system for spammers for a long time. See this Interesting People post, for example. He was still pushing the same concept recently at his talk at the Conference on Email and Anti-Spam (July 2004). I'm surprised that he isn't mentioned in TFA.

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  24. They didn't recommend it by po_boy · · Score: 5, Informative

    I think that they determined that it would take $100,000 - $250,000 for people to turn in people that they knew were spamming, but according to the article: The FTC, in a report requested by Congress, did not take a position on whether such a system was a good idea. To me, that sounds like the refrained from recommending it.

    I guess it's up to us to convince them that it's a good idea.

    Note: they recommend that this money come from taxpayers, but in an effort to try to cut down on that, can I suggest we find another source of it? Perhaps we need to not only look to civil penalties from the spammers, but also from the ISPs who behave negligently toward spammers.

    1. Re:They didn't recommend it by Kallahar · · Score: 1

      I'll pledge my $50, is there an escrow site like the mozilla bounty project?

  25. Like the 10 most wanted?? by Snover · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, but I find it a bit disturbing that the FTC is likening spammers to violent criminals. As much as we hate 'em, making such correlations is extreeeemely dangerous, and despite how much I hate spam, I'd rather have my money be spent on fixing the system so that it can't be manipulated instead of just finding the people that are manipulating it, because... once one goes down, there will be another to take his/her place.

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    1. Re:Like the 10 most wanted?? by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1
      I find it a bit disturbing that the FTC is likening spammers to violent criminals.

      No, they're likening them to people who steal a _lot_ of money. When you hear the stats that 40-60% of all email traffic is spam, and start adding up how much infrastructure that 40-60% requires (considering that email is supposed to be one of the net's "killer apps", not even taking into account how much it costs in time & labor to clean up zombie machines, there's plenty of incentive to pay a _lot_ of money to put these guys in a place where they can't access a net connection (and where they might find some time to explain to Bubba where he can get some of those penis enlargement pills...).

  26. Never mind 6-figure rewards by neosake · · Score: 1

    I'd like the death penalty applied to all serial-spammer scum.

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  27. Hooray! by graveyardduckx · · Score: 0

    With $###,### who needs herbal viagra or the youngest hottest teens on the net!?!

  28. Does this mean that by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

    we can shoot them when they flee?
    Yeah baby! I can see a new career for me here.
    Let's see, plastic cuffs, a box of 9mm ammo, oh, and a badge too! Oh boy! I can't wait to shoot some spammers in the back as they run away!

  29. Won't do much by Dorsai42 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When there's a bounty on the advertisers who use the spammers, then we'll see a reduction in spam

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    1. Re:Won't do much by thomasdelbert · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Would be a nice way to catch one - pose as an advertiser. Now spammers don't know who to trust.

      - Thomas;

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  30. tax dollars by Deanalator · · Score: 1

    I for one would be happy to see my tax dollars go towards something I really care about as opposed to killing more brown people or helping ceos out with their yacht payments :-p

  31. God Dammit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What I wouldn't give to be funny right now!

    Here it is, a perfect set up for a comment that somehow involved Viagra-Town and Master-Blaster! It's so close I can almost smell it, but I just can't see it. Gaaah!

    1. Re:God Dammit! by EodLabs · · Score: 1
      I imagine something like ...
      Embargo ON/Bandwidth Drops
      Spam :"Who Owns Internet ?"
      Tina Turner: "Spam Owns Internet"
      Embargo Off/Bandwidth shrinks more
  32. Tax funded? by jcr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sorry, I have a problem with that. We can easily raise millions in voluntary contributions for a Ralsky Kneecapping Fund.

    -jcr

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    The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
  33. Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Your post advocates a

    ( ) technical (x) legislative ( ) market-based ( ) vigilante

    approach to fighting spam. Your idea will not work. Here is why it won't work. (One or more of the following may apply to your particular idea, and it may have other flaws which used to vary from state to state before a bad federal law was passed.)

    ( ) Spammers can easily use it to harvest email addresses
    ( ) Mailing lists and other legitimate email uses would be affected
    ( ) No one will be able to find the guy or collect the money
    ( ) It is defenseless against brute force attacks
    ( ) It will stop spam for two weeks and then we'll be stuck with it
    ( ) Users of email will not put up with it
    ( ) Microsoft will not put up with it
    ( ) The police will not put up with it
    ( ) Requires too much cooperation from spammers
    ( ) Requires immediate total cooperation from everybody at once
    ( ) Many email users cannot afford to lose business or alienate potential employers
    ( ) Spammers don't care about invalid addresses in their lists
    ( ) Anyone could anonymously destroy anyone else's career or business

    Specifically, your plan fails to account for

    ( ) Laws expressly prohibiting it
    ( ) Lack of centrally controlling authority for email
    (x) Open relays in foreign countries
    ( ) Ease of searching tiny alphanumeric address space of all email addresses
    ( ) Asshats
    ( ) Jurisdictional problems
    ( ) Unpopularity of weird new taxes
    ( ) Public reluctance to accept weird new forms of money
    ( ) Huge existing software investment in SMTP
    ( ) Susceptibility of protocols other than SMTP to attack
    (x) Willingness of users to install OS patches received by email
    (x) Armies of worm riddled broadband-connected Windows boxes
    ( ) Eternal arms race involved in all filtering approaches
    ( ) Extreme profitability of spam
    (x) Joe jobs and/or identity theft
    ( ) Technically illiterate politicians
    ( ) Extreme stupidity on the part of people who do business with spammers
    ( ) Dishonesty on the part of spammers themselves
    ( ) Bandwidth costs that are unaffected by client filtering
    ( ) Outlook

    and the following philosophical objections may also apply:

    (x) Ideas similar to yours are easy to come up with, yet none have ever
    been shown practical
    ( ) Any scheme based on opt-out is unacceptable
    ( ) SMTP headers should not be the subject of legislation
    ( ) Blacklists suck
    ( ) Whitelists suck
    ( ) We should be able to talk about Viagra without being censored
    ( ) Countermeasures should not involve wire fraud or credit card fraud
    ( ) Countermeasures should not involve sabotage of public networks
    ( ) Countermeasures must work if phased in gradually
    ( ) Sending email should be free
    ( ) Why should we have to trust you and your servers?
    ( ) Incompatiblity with open source or open source licenses
    ( ) Feel-good measures do nothing to solve the problem
    ( ) Temporary/one-time email addresses are cumbersome
    ( ) I don't want the government reading my email
    ( ) Killing them that way is not slow and painful enough

    Furthermore, this is what I think about you:

    ( ) Sorry dude, but I don't think it would work.
    (x) This is a stupid idea, and you're a stupid person for suggesting it.
    ( ) Nice try, assh0le! I'm going to find out where you live and burn your
    house down!
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    Also, finding spammers has never been a problem.

    1. Re:Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      beautiful

  34. Any restrictions? by Comatose51 · · Score: 1

    So is this one of those "Wanted: Dead or Alive" bounties?

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    1. Re:Any restrictions? by SWTP_OS9 · · Score: 1

      Forget the last one and just have the first.

      Else beyond the bounty. Mega finds and very long jail time.

      Or make them read each and every pice of spam email at least 10 times!

    2. Re:Any restrictions? by TykeClone · · Score: 1

      Or write an apology letter by hand to each and every recipient of each piece of spam that they sent.

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  35. 6 figures? by vsigma · · Score: 1

    relatively speaking, 6 figures is just a drop in the bucket of social security.

    i'd gladly cough up an extra dollar to the government (and im sure others would too!) if we can stop these idiots from continuing to flood our mailboxen.

  36. I really *can* make $1,000/day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Course I'll have to move to Florida.

  37. Sounds all right. by NthDegree256 · · Score: 1

    Just as long as they don't decide to promote the system with spam. I can see my inbox now...

    "EZ money! Get $100,000 CASH NOW!!!--znsdfjk" ...ad infinitum.

  38. I'm in favor . . . by acceleriter · · Score: 1

    . . . so long as it's payable whether the spammer's delivered dead or alive. Preferably dead.

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  39. After thinking about it... by The+Master+Control+P · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I have, in the past, made a handful of comments w.r.t. the spam problem. After thinking about it for a bit, I've come to realize that the solution is not so much in applying new technology but applying new people.

    Think about it: Right now, almost everything that lands in the spammer's inbox is signal because right now, no one in their right mind responds to offers for the hottest young teens on the net and herbal viagra. Thus, it's trivial for them to send out a hundred million e-mails and it's also easy to sort through the maybe one thousand people dumb enough to respond: It's almost ALL signal.

    But, suppose that of those hundred million people, ten million clicked the link and a million responded. The S/N ratio goes from 10:1 to 1:1000 or 1:10000. It's no longer going to be economical for the spammer to sort through so much static. It should be possible to respond to, perhaps, 1/10 or 1/20 of the spam you get. It won't take much... Just something like "I'm very intrigued by your offer. Please tell me more." You can't use a computer script to generate responses, because they can easily be filtered out just like you filter 99% of spam. You'll maybe spend 30 minutes a day to respond to 60 spams.

    Before long, the bastards will spend so goddamn much time sorting through the static that they won't be able to send more! The only problem is, what do we do to reedcuate the millions of idiots (ie the ones who create the problem in the FIRST PLACE!!!) who are (mostly) trained to pound the delete key?

    1. Re:After thinking about it... by The+Taco+Prophet · · Score: 1
      But, suppose that of those hundred million people, ten million clicked the link and a million responded. The S/N ratio goes from 10:1 to 1:1000 or 1:10000. It's no longer going to be economical for the spammer to sort through so much static. It should be possible to respond to, perhaps, 1/10 or 1/20 of the spam you get. It won't take much... Just something like "I'm very intrigued by your offer. Please tell me more." You can't use a computer script to generate responses, because they can easily be filtered out just like you filter 99% of spam. You'll maybe spend 30 minutes a day to respond to 60 spams.

      I've been doing exactly that for a while now. I even get a response periodically. I doubt it really helps much, but it's certainly cathartic to try and string them on as long as possible.

      One thing... simply hitting the reply button really isn't enough. They're almost invariably faked. You have to do a little work to track down a real address you can email.

      It's not that hard. At the very least, you can usually get one by doing a whois lookup on the website they're trying to get you to visit. But it does slow you down just a tad.

      Not that I mind. It's great fun.

    2. Re:After thinking about it... by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1

      This would work best if it was an automatic part of a significant number of email clients.
      Something like this http://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=245634 might do it.

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    3. Re:After thinking about it... by Inuchance · · Score: 1

      I used to try to respond with spams with irritating messages back in the day, although it was just for my own personal amusement of bothering a spammer than really trying to make spamming unprofitable. The major problem with this is that most emails are spoofed, and most spam these days just gives you a link to a website where you are given the ability to buy things, but never contact anyone involved.

  40. no bounty but maybe.... by zogger · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ....confiscation and public destruction of zombie computers. Then just *perhaps* enough people would bingo to what they are running and how they are running stuff on their computers to treat them with a little more intelligence, and they in turn might go seek out those who supplied them with inadequate products that are sold with no warranties, the vendors and software makers who ship these easily zombified boxes.

    It's way past time products that come brand new pre-borked got recalled and the vendors ordered to "not do that".

    We as consumers and the government wouldn't put up with "acme doors" that failed to swing open and closed, failed to lock adequately, and anyone could open with a gentle shove when it was allegedly latched, but with computers connected to the internet they can ship totally insecure crap and profit from it to the tune of hundreds of billions with little recourse for the consumer when they get owned or the dang thing fails to function as advertised.

    And really, the thought of a legion of whizzed off grandmothers who had their zombie computers confiscated descending on a computer and software marketing weasel convention and laying waste with brooms is rather a nice image.

    YOUNG MAN *WHACK* DON'T YOU EVER *WHACK* SELL THAT SHODDY MERCHANDISE AGAIN!! *WHACK WHACK WHACK*

    1. Re:no bounty but maybe.... by Armchair+Dissident · · Score: 1

      We as consumers and the government wouldn't put up with "acme doors" that failed to swing open and closed, failed to lock adequately, and anyone could open with a gentle shove when it was allegedly latched,

      But you do! You buy them all the time. The difference is that you as an individual may not know how secure your front door or you car really is. Look how successful cheap steering wheel locks are. They're completely useless as an anti-theft device, but people who don't know better buy them in droves.

      It's just that with computer security you are aware of the issues. But if you were a locksmith, you may well have a lot to say about people's front doors.

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    2. Re:no bounty but maybe.... by zogger · · Score: 1

      If my front door was bought by me brand new and it fell off the hinges every 10th time I used it, yep, I'd notice it and take it back and get my money back. If I tried to lock it but a simple push kept opening it, yep, I'd notice it. If it happened to everyone who bought that door the government would disallow it on the market until it was fixed. With computers and the software that runs them, nope, the companies are allowed to keep selling stuff that breaks all the time, yet it's no ones fault because of the EULA that accompanies your shiny new box. Why is it that these companies can get patents on their so called products, profit from it immensely, then NOTHING is required of them after that point?

      And if peoples homes were being broken into and the burglars set up living in the back bedroom, you bet your bippy that the laws on doors and locks would change pretty quickly, and even better designs and warranties would become common place. If you let the burglars live in your back bedroom and they went out and ripped off the neighborhood, the cops WOULD come into your house and give you some legal grief over allowing it to happen, and you wouldn't be allowed to claim "innocence" that you didn't know it was going on. With computers and software though, they get a free ride, because they claim it isn't their fault, when it clearly is. Burglars have setup shop in millions and millions of peoples computers back bedrooms, because of the combo of the companies not being forced to make better products and because no laws apply to the individual users, and nothing is done about it.

      Computers/software been around a long time now, in the beginning I could see giving them a skate as the industry got established and got their act together enough. Well, the time has come to insist on taking the training wheels off business-wise and legal liability-wise. You aren't allowed to operate what is called "an attractive nuisance" on your property, that is well established in legal case law. You aren't allowed to sell hazardous items, that too is well established, they get recalled or are not allowed on the market in the first place. But with computers? Anything goes, caveat emptor!

      On the one hand, I applaud that government is finally going after the computer burglars, but it also needs to go after the computer makers and sellers for selling buggy insecure crap, and it needs a nudge towards the individuals who just blindly stumble onto the net and then don't give a crap if they are running a public nuisance.. Enoughs enough on allowing this poorly designed stuff to be profitted from, the industry is "mature" enough now to be forced into a little less profit and a lot more responsibility for their products, and joe individual computer operator needs to assume part of that responsibility as well. It will take an "all of the above" effort to come up with a workable solution, IMO.

  41. I can see it happening... by pdaoust007 · · Score: 1

    People spamming just to be turned in, doing a bit of jail time or paying fines or whatever (after all it's not like you killed someone or stole anything etc.) and then splitting the bounty with whoever turned them in.

    I smell a scam...

  42. Sounds like a lot to pay to remove an annoyance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If having to occasionally delete a junk message that thunderbird missses can save taxpayers those six figures, then I think I can put up with what good filtering has made into a trivial annoyance.

  43. Bounty on Spammers?!? by pyrrhonist · · Score: 2, Funny
    FTC Recommends Bounty on Spammers

    Well, I am just outraged! Why does the FTC want me to put paper towels on spammers? Are they going to microwave them or something? Furthermore, why does it have to be Bounty, in particular? I know it's supposed to be the, "quicker picker-upper", but, come on, can I at least use a bargain brand like Marcal? This is just insane...

    What?!?! A reward offered by the government for acts deemed beneficial to the state...?

    Oh.

    Nevermind...

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  44. Big picture by Southpaw018 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You know, sometimes it's good to take a step back from our collective geekdom and look at the bigger picture. I'm thinking of this from my Mom's perspective, a woman who once didn't know what the O and I on opposide ends of a power switch meant: is this a sign of the times or what?

    We just comapred spammers to the FBI's Ten Most Wanted. Spammers are, on some level, comparable to druglords and serial killers. Isn't that true, though? Especially druglords. I can so picture a spammer sitting back with his small army of a spammed-up crew protecting him.

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  45. The end result... by mehaiku · · Score: 1

    It's spammers the FTC warns
    Their business will surely be torn
    Yet if this becomes law
    It will be the last straw
    How the hell will we get daily porn?

  46. How about privately funded bounties? by iamlucky13 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wonder if it wouldn't be better (certainly more efficient) if large ISP's gave bounties for identifying spammers on their lines. At least it would cut out a little good ol' government waste.

  47. Oh hell by Tethys_was_taken · · Score: 1

    the last thing we need is a bunch of geeks running around with sniffers and spoofers thinking they are cowboys (er, spammerboys).

  48. Ready... Set.... Go... by Darkon06 · · Score: 1

    Let the finger pointing begin!! Seriously though, who is going to sort the noise from the signal??

  49. DMA scumbags by DSP_Geek · · Score: 1

    And of course the weasels from the Direct Marketing Association don't want this to happen. They're the same sacks of sh*t who fought long & hard against the Do-Not-Call list. Imagine that, they don't want spammers turned in either.

  50. EZ-Scam by chill · · Score: 1

    1. Contact the site advertised by the spam.
    2. Agree to split the $100K 50/50 with the site owner if he fesses up on who he paid to send the spam. Odds are it was a hell of a lot less than $50K.
    3. Profit!
    4. Repeat!

    Of course, there is no guarantee the advertising site won't cut you out of the loop...

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  51. Bounty hunter by m00nun1t · · Score: 1

    This sounds like a great plan to me. Catching spammers isn't easy, and requires specialised skills that I'm guessing the government is fairly short on. An amount like this makes it viable for an appropriately skilled person to make a living out of it. Spend 3 months full time hunting down a spammer & putting a case together, and get $100K. Sounds like a good living to me. It's probably far cheaper than getting the government to do it - a motivated individual will always work much faster that a salaried person in a large organisation.

  52. Easiest way to stop spammers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Read their mails and look at their sites... If everyone did that the bandwidth costs alone would cripple their buisness and would more than likely put off anyone hosting them.

    1. Re:Easiest way to stop spammers by iamcf13 · · Score: 1

      Easiest way to stop spammers (Score:0)
      by Anonymous Coward on Thursday September 16, @10:58PM (#10273756)
      Read their mails and look at their sites... If everyone did that the bandwidth costs alone would cripple their buisness and would more than likely put off anyone hosting them


      This would have to be automated to be effective.

      But that would waste time, bandwidth and money.

      Won't work.

      It is best to simply ignore the spam via filtering like I do.
  53. Sounds like a great idea! by shigelojoe · · Score: 1

    So, do they need 51% of the corpse or will just a head on a pike do?

  54. How can this work? by pclminion · · Score: 1
    I don't see how this can possibly work. The fines levied against spammers are piddly. Imagine this scenario:

    1. Send out 1 million spam messages
    2. Get my mother to turn me in
    3. I'm ordered to pay a $15,000 fine, or something like that
    4. My mom gets $100,000 and gives me half
    5. PROFIT!!!
    6. Go to step 1

    Notice the distinct lack of a mystery step in this plan.

    So the only way this can possibly work is if the fines/penalties levied against spammers exceed the value of the bounty.

  55. Here we go again... by thomasdelbert · · Score: 3, Funny

    Your company advocates a

    ( ) technical ( ) legislative ( ) market-based (x) vigilante

    approach to fighting spam. Your idea will not work. Here is why it won't work. (One or more of the following may apply to your particular idea, and it may have other flaws which used to vary from state to state before a bad federal law was passed.)

    ( ) Spammers can easily use it to harvest email addresses
    (x) Mailing lists and other legitimate email uses would be affected
    (x) No one will be able to find the guy or collect the money
    ( ) It is defenseless against brute force attacks
    ( ) It will stop spam for two weeks and then we'll be stuck with it
    ( ) Users of email will not put up with it
    ( ) Microsoft will not put up with it
    ( ) The police will not put up with it
    ( ) Requires too much cooperation from spammers
    ( ) Requires immediate total cooperation from everybody at once
    ( ) Many email users cannot afford to lose business or alienate potential employers
    ( ) Spammers don't care about invalid addresses in their lists
    (x) Anyone could anonymously destroy anyone else's career or business

    Specifically, your plan fails to account for

    ( ) Laws expressly prohibiting it
    ( ) Lack of centrally controlling authority for email
    (x) Open relays in foreign countries
    ( ) Ease of searching tiny alphanumeric address space of all email addresses
    (x) Asshats
    (x) Jurisdictional problems
    (x) Unpopularity of weird new taxes
    (x) Public reluctance to accept weird new forms of money
    ( ) Huge existing software investment in SMTP
    ( ) Susceptibility of protocols other than SMTP to attack
    ( ) Willingness of users to install OS patches received by email
    ( ) Armies of worm riddled broadband-connected Windows boxes
    ( ) Eternal arms race involved in all filtering approaches
    ( ) Extreme profitability of spam
    (x) Joe jobs and/or identity theft
    ( ) Technically illiterate politicians
    ( ) Extreme stupidity on the part of people who do business with spammers
    ( ) Extreme stupidity on the part of people who do business with Microsoft
    ( ) Extreme stupidity on the part of people who do business with Yahoo
    ( ) Dishonesty on the part of spammers themselves
    ( ) Bandwidth costs that are unaffected by client filtering
    ( ) Outlook

    and the following philosophical objections may also apply:

    (x) Ideas similar to yours are easy to come up with, yet none have ever been shown practical
    ( ) Any scheme based on opt-out is unacceptable
    ( ) SMTP headers should not be the subject of legislation
    ( ) Blacklists suck
    ( ) Whitelists suck
    ( ) We should be able to talk about Viagra without being censored
    ( ) Countermeasures should not involve wire fraud or credit card fraud
    ( ) Countermeasures should not involve sabotage of public networks
    ( ) Countermeasures must work if phased in gradually
    ( ) Sending email should be free
    ( ) Why should we have to trust you and your servers?
    ( ) Incompatiblity with open source or open source licenses
    (x) Feel-good measures do nothing to solve the problem
    ( ) Temporary/one-time email addresses are cumbersome
    ( ) I don't want the government reading my email
    (x) Killing them that way is not slow and painful enough

    Furthermore, this is what I think about you:

    ( ) Sorry dude, but I don't think it would work.
    (x) This is a stupid idea, and you're a stupid company for suggesting it.
    ( ) Nice try, assh0le! I'm going to find out where you live and burn your house down!

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    1. Re:Here we go again... by Jerf · · Score: 1

      "Public reluctance to accept weird new forms of money"? Typo?

    2. Re:Here we go again... by thomasdelbert · · Score: 1

      I left that one checked in error - but yes, people are reluctant to accept weird forms of money. The general feeling is that there are always strings attached, especially when there are governments involved.

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  56. Spam? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The Operation Officer For Foreign Payment, Private Banking, National Bank,
    Ref: A/c # 1072514588 of Mr. Steven Williams.
    RE: APPLICATION FOR RELEASE OF FUNDS.
    Consider my request! Sir.

    Mr. Steven Williams Levitan was my relative, who died in the plane crash of Ethiopian airlines, flight No.801, along with some of the passengers and crew on board.

    On checking the various records of my relative, I his brother, Mr. Benson. Realized that he maintained an account with a bank with the account number! A/c # 1072514588

    Some of the deceased's and managers suggest that there was a credit balance of the sum of (USD$20,000.000.00) (Twenty Million, United States Dollars) in the account.

    As next of kin, I would now like to submit my application to your esteemed bank for a release of my brother! Sir Steven. Into your bank, in the concernment of your bank, for my safety purpose

    Sir, kindly consider my information's, let me keep you in tough, if you need anything, please do Contact me. Hope you wouldn't mine if provides some back up my claim.

    You may note that these funds are needed to pay off Mr. El Mir Hsu Ben's liabilities, and also to complete some of unfinished urgent projects started by Mr. El Mir Hsu Ben. Therefore, I would request you to please process my claim and release the funds as early as possible.

    Thanks for your co-operation.

    Yours faithfully
    Mr.Beson Williiams

  57. Good to see some momentum by bigberk · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Let's review the facts:
    1. Spammers use stolen resources (hijacked zombie computers, DSL/cable connections) in order to further their business.
    2. Spammers do not seek consent before bombarding email systems with their marketing information.
    3. Spammers generally disrespect requests for them to stop sending unsolicited email, and in fact often send more mail after such requests (selling 'confirmed' addresses to colleagues)
    4. Spammers deliberately conceal their location of 'business', mislead consumers in their 'marketing campaigns' and forge their identities.
    It's good to see these people increasingly treated as what they really are, criminals that have been harming society and getting away with it because our current laws are too slow to catch up. What they're doing is not only annoying, but harmful to innocent peoples' systems.
    1. Re:Good to see some momentum by flabbergasted · · Score: 1
      1. Spammers use stolen resources (hijacked zombie computers, DSL/cable connections) in order to further their business.

      Some but not all. And there is nearly always a trail back to their customers. Spammers are like drug pushers. As long they have customers, they will be with us. Don't confuse their victims with their customers. The people who respond to spam are victims. A spammer's customer is the business or individual whos product is advertised. They are the ones you need to go after. They will utilize spammers as long as it is profitable for them and they suffer no ill consequences. Arresting a spammer solves only part of the problem. There needs to be dire consequences for the people up stream of the actual spammer.

      3. Spammers generally disrespect requests for them to stop sending unsolicited email, and in fact often send more mail after such requests (selling 'confirmed' addresses to colleagues)

      This isn't really true. I've gotten several spammers on the phone over the last year. When you can speak to them directly, they will generally stop. Tracking down spammers isn't particularly difficult. Any competent mail admin can do it. However, it takes time, and most of us don't have the time available to do it.

      4. Spammers deliberately conceal their location of 'business', mislead consumers in their 'marketing campaigns' and forge their identities.

      They can conceal it but not hide it. There is always a trail if you are willing to dig. Sometimes the trail leads through places you (as a civilian) can't go, but it's always there.

    2. Re:Good to see some momentum by BubbleNOP · · Score: 1
      Sometimes the trail leads through places you (as a civilian) can't go, but it's always there.
      Aha! So spammers are bored military workers? I knew it.
  58. What a waste. Next, Please. by KarmaOverDogma · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I agree.

    Further, I am very curious as to how many bounty hunters will have will and/or the ability to get foriegn spammers to US Courts.

    This, of course, speaks nothing of the spammers who are already here.

    Spammers being actively hunted in the post Soviet Bloc countries, China, Nigeria, etc would be a very interesting thing to see if it *ever* happened, which I sincerely doubt.

    The war on spam reminds me of the war on drugs.

    And, IIRC, the war on drugs has yet to be won.

    Donald Rumsfeld, a man I am not very fond of, did correctly point out in my opinion that the war on drugs is a demand problem.

    So is Spam.

    As long as spam is profitable, it *will* continue.

    This will mainly serve to make the FTC look good while doing little (VERY little) to solve the problem.

    Our tax dollars at waste - again.

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  59. SCO math by Lost+Penguin · · Score: 1

    $ (figure 1) 1 (Figure 2) 0 (Figure 3) 0 (Figure 4) . (Figure 5) 0 (Figure 6) 0 (Figure 7)

    So you see $100.00 is seven figures

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  60. Announcement strategy by Tablizer · · Score: 0

    I got an idea: Let's announce the bounty to the world by sending emails to everyone we can scrape an email address from.

  61. Dead or Alive? by leon.gandalf · · Score: 0

    I would opt for DEAD!

  62. All you people who think the solution is to Reply by redwoodtree · · Score: 0

    ...... Reply to Spam? Click on the links? In order to cost them bandwidth and make their inboxes too noisy for them to conduct business properly??

    I'm convinced the people posting these messages are themselves spammers. This is the most inane thing I've ever heard.

    Yes, and the way to make advertisers go away is buying lots and lots of their sodas, beers, cars, etc whatever.

    Oh and of course, we know that every spammer users a legit return address so hitting reply will, of course, go back to them.

    No way.

  63. How about old fashioned junk mail? by BlueThunderArmy · · Score: 0
    Not that I'm a fan of spam, but it's always blown my mind that it gets people so riled. I know there are issues of taking up server space, bandwidth, etc., but most people just complain about the enduser aspect, i.e. having a mailbox full of vi.agraaah!!! advertisements. Just delete it! End of story!


    IMHO, printed junk mail is much more agravating, because it is wasteful. It costs money to print, money to send, and a vast majority of the time winds up in the bin without much of a look. And it wastes materials, paper if nothing else but will now often go up to an eye-catching (?) CD in a shiny package (hi AOL!). Now we're tossing out aluminum, shrinkwrap, and a small disc of plastic. That's the kind of thing that should have a bounty attached to it.

  64. Congratulations! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps we should be fining the ISPs who happily let spam-servers loose on their network?

    That's the first time in 3 months I've seen the word "loose" used in a context other than a misspelling of "lose." Can I shake your hand?

  65. Punishment by Tablizer · · Score: 0

    Their punishment should be to swallow their entire stock of enlargement pills. At least we will finally know if they work or not.

  66. No, no they aren't . . . by Excen · · Score: 0

    Spammers are, on some level, comparable to druglords and serial killers

    When's the last time a spammer shot and killed a 12 year old for not delivering his e-mail? Or closer to the point, the government should not be spending tax money to protect people who don't have the common sense to not click on junk mail on their employer's time. But, whoops, that's too much common sense for our bureaucratic nightmare that is the federal government.

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  67. Cool... now lets go after the telemarkerts... by cdtoad · · Score: 0

    who claim to be calling for the faternal order of police or some crap like that and then try to sell you something once you've given your $20 to 9/11 fund

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  68. Make Money Fast by skribe · · Score: 3, Funny
    Dear subscriber:

    As you may know the CANSPAM legislation now includes a SIX FIGURE bounty on spammers. I am willing to share with you a list of known spammers for a paltry sum of $US10. Please send money to...

    skribe

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  69. subscriberbase producttestpanel consumer research by adzoox · · Score: 1

    these are all names of a major email list distributor in my state. I have been tracking them down. My father is good friends with the attorney general; who has agreed to assist in an effort to end his company's mass email marketing.

    If you care to follow, read my blog here

    I'll go ahead and claim the bounty on this one ;)

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  70. Re:What a waste. Next, Please. by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 0

    Also, because what will become the worst of the spammers (Big Biznuss) will never be prosecuted anyway.

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  71. Obviously not by arhar · · Score: 1

    What about the people who are unknowingly sending spam from their cracked computers? Is this basically saying that there is a 6-digit bounty for the grandmother who doesn't know enough to keep her computer secure?

    A tip-off will not lead to immediate punishment for spamming ... it will most likely lead to that person being sued and the state would have to PROVE that he's a spammer... otherwise, no bounty.

    I see no other way for this to work, really.

  72. Well here's the thinking by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    Spammers are scum, that have little morals and are only motivated by money correct? Well, people tend to hang around those that are like them. Spammers aren't going to hang around you or me because they'd be likely to get beat the fuck up. It's a fairly safe bet that at least some, if not most, of their acquaintences are light in the morals department and heavy in the greed.

    So suddenlt there's a multi hundred thousand dollar reward for direct testimony against a spammer. One of these individuals then thinks "Hmmm, I don't really care about this guy, but I can get a shitload of money by turning him in. What the hell." So they do it.

    It really does work in many cases espically in circles that lack morals. Those people that a smapper deals with don't turn them in because what's the point? However if the point is $300,000 or something, they are much more likely to.

    1. Re:Well here's the thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, this might be taking it to the extreme, but to some degree you're right, and to another you're not.

      The reason is, like many shady businesses, those who are involved are a part of a community.

      When one betrays the others, the others betray them.

      It's like this. Lets say you have a local group of pot smokers. (Only because I have a little experience with this one) They share dealers and sometimes they are the middle man for other, more paranoid dealers. And of course, many of these dealers sell a lot more than pot to the right people.

      Anyways, someone in this circle gets busted for possession and is facing time or fines. So he gets a deal by turning in his dealer or his buddy. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out who turns who in.

      Works great the first time, but then this person has become an instant target.

      The others know who you get your shit from and where you get it. They also know you're not going to stop smoking, for whatever reason. People rarely quit doing anything because the cops busted them for doing it.

      So of course, when one of them gets caught, they point the finger at you. Being the dumbass you are, they catch you in the act and get you again. Cops win on all fronts, and the next time you go to buy something, hope it's not with someone that's connected to them - you're a rat, and they won't deal with you anymore.

      Of course, it pisses off any community who acts with illegal intent when the cops get more than they actually discovered. The cops know this and use it to their advantage. They keep offering you deals as long as they keep catching you in the act. It's more valuable to have you on the street instead of in jail. Of course, the community doesn't want that, so they don't deal with you anymore, except for the careless and/or stupid.

      When I used to buy pot, I'd use local dealers that I knew well to get the best deals. I'd never ask where they got it from and I didn't care. When I got nabbed with posession once, I ate my ticket and that was that.

      No spammer is going to be any different if he wants to keep making money.

  73. wanted dead or alive by sPaKr · · Score: 1

    Que the Steal Horse music. Im feeling a 80s glam rock mood coming on!

  74. I like it. by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 1

    If you can take a picture of yourself smoking a pipe, with a safari hat on, resting your feet on a bearskin rug... and in the background is the head of a spammer mounted on the wall, well then...

    I will send some money towards _that_ bounty!

  75. Wait a minute... by freeze128 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What's to keep spammers from turning in other spammers? Then the spammers get MORE money.... OUR money!

    1. Re:Wait a minute... by jfengel · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe we can get two spammers to turn in each other. Sure, they'd both get the bounty, but then we'd sentence them to the same jail cell. That's reality TV I'd watch.

    2. Re:Wait a minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's reality TV I'd PAY to watch. Or I'd just get one of those c@b13 d3scr@mbl3rs ;-)

  76. No not really by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    Even if the 6 figures is half a million a shot, and they give out a hundred rewards a year (which would mean there'd be like no spamemrs left) that's still peanuts. Each F/A-22 in the initial run is likely to cost $200million. Cut just one of those and that's enough money to pay that optimisticly high bounty figure 4 times over.

    Implementing a new e-mail protocol is a loser since you have to get everyone to use it. Sure I can make secure e-mail, it doesn't take a genius to do it, however the problem is it is worthless unless it can communicate with insecure e-mail since I'm not going to move my servers over to something no one can talk to, that's the whole point of e-mail.

    Also realise there is likely to be recovery here to a degree. The government seizes all thigns and money you gained via the comission of your crime if you are convicted. If spammers really do manke the money they claim, the government gets to take all that away from them (you aren't allowed to profit from crime).

    It's worth trying at least. IF they really do start paying out tens of millions per year, maybe we need to rethink it but I have a feeling it'll be 2-3 million, if that. Worth it, if it cuts back spam.

  77. They will, after a fashion by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    All assets gained in a criminal enterprise are seized if you are convicted. Also spamming caires a fine, as well as jail time. So they are going to pay for it, just not up front (justice doesn't work that way).

  78. outsourcing risk by fermion · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The reason this won't work is that it, like so many other laws, are designed to punish scapegoats(how apropos) and not the criminals. The criminals outsource risk. They use plausible deniability and showcased due diligence to avoid responsibility. They go in front of the courts and congress and say things like 'I don't recall' and 'I did not know' and 'No one told me', and seldom are the laws applied in such a way that it is required that these executive be held responsible for the mismanagement and malfeasance that those answers so clearly imply.

    The fact is that major corporations, like the illegal drug dealers, outsource the most dangerous of their illegal activities to small time criminals. The discounts these small time criminals provide are the smallest part of the benefit. The real benefit comes from a judicial system that allows Wal*Mart to hire illegal aliens at wages that do no meet the federal standards, but not be responsible for the legal consequences. This shifting of responsibility away from corporation appears to the primary purpose of the modern executive. And therefore the livelihood of the million dollar executive depends on the fiction that he or she is not responsible for anything separated by the smallest sliver of paper. Even if it requires that the we assume the executive is the stupidest person in the planet, pride in ones job and oneself has become so irrelevant that stupidity is the preferable interpretation.

    This means that the spammers we are likely to catch will be replaced tomorrow, created by the corporate dual obsession with criminal behavior and outsourcing risk. They at the same time need to protect themselves from lawsuits, but also need to sell prescription drugs to kids. There is always another person who wants to earn a buck, and the pushers are always willing to set up another patsy to take the fall.

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  79. this makes sense! by Chuck+Bucket · · Score: 1

    with a reward in mind I'm sure more programmers will not only learn to fight spammers, but effectively track them down. only problem is won't it be like the whack-a-mole with one popping up after the other? still, would be nice to see some of them get their due.

    CV*(B&

  80. Great idea! by Gzip+Christ · · Score: 4, Funny
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  81. It's not the finding they need by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2, Insightful

    IT's testimony to bring charges and convict. I mean spamhaus can say someone is a spammer, that isn't enough to get a subpoena much less a conviction.

    What they want is someone who has direct knowledge of the spammer's illegal activities to come forward and testify. If I know Alan Rasky's been spamming because I've heard about it from an ISP, no good. If I know he's been spamming because I've been to his house, heard him talk about it, and seen the servers, that's what they want.

    Convicting someone is different from knowing they are doing something. The OCCB division of a police force knows about basically every mobster in a city. They even generally know what they do. However knowing they are a hitman is real different from having evidence that hold up in court they are. If Joe Blow says "hey that guy's a well knwon hitman" they say "Tell us something we don't know". If Joe Blow says "I saw that guy kill someone" they break out the recorder and take a statement.

  82. Do they pay by the ear, or what? by adb · · Score: 1

    Be a shame to have to lug whole carcasses around.

  83. wtf? by Chuck+Bucket · · Score: 0, Redundant

    why didn't this happen earlier? only problem is the ones that get prosecuted only get a slap on the wrist! we need better laws to go with things like this...

    CB#~

  84. Terrorist Steganography in Spam by craXORjack · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The report said any reward should come from taxpayer funds because collection of civil penalties from spammers will not be enough to finance the system

    They should pay for it from the anti-terrorism funds that have already been allocated. After all, what is the largest flow of unregulated information into the US? Spam of course. They already talked about looking for steganography in pornography but sending secret messages to unidentifiable recipients using spam would be childsplay. Millions would receive the spams so the terror cell members couldn't be identified and the sender is virtually untraceable because of using rooted zombies. And due to the infinite variety of spam, what G-man could determine which spams even contain messages?

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  85. Lousy Republicans. by Gannoc · · Score: 4, Funny


    Now our tax dollars are going to go towards keeping our penises small. Great.

  86. show me the money by codepunk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sounds like a nice supplement to my income I only need to bust one a year to make a really nice living. Bring it on I am more than ready!

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  87. Reality TV by cynic10508 · · Score: 1

    In other news, G4/Tech TV announced plans for a reality TV show that trails SPAM bounty hunters as they search for their pimpily prey.

  88. Do they need the whole spammer? by AJWM · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or just the pelt?

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  89. New spam emails... by Chuck+Bucket · · Score: 1

    Turnn ln Spaamer$ t0dayy!! f0Rr Qu1cck ca$$h!!

    CB

  90. Too late, FTC. I block all my spam. IT'S WORKING! by iamcf13 · · Score: 1
    Complete details here.

    From the above link:


    As it has been said in the past, email spam is ultimately a sociological problem. Since the hardcore spammers won't stop their abuse, filter them out for good!

  91. That's easy. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    What we really need to do is figgure out how to make it so that spam isn't profitable. Ever.

    That's easy.

    Shut off email.

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  92. Is that... by hamisht · · Score: 1

    ...dead or alive?

  93. the good the bad and the ugly by Exter-C · · Score: 1

    This could be a good thing in some ways but in others it could be really bad. There are many "spam" services that people subsribe to that could be screwed over in situations like this. I know of a person that runs a subscription based mass email service. Hes constantly being called a spammer by the people that subscribe to his emails. Even though often he can proove that they have subscribed to the lists. (eg subscribe then a confirmation email then a response that then they go onto a grey list for a few months after no complaints they are in the white list as a valid user) hes fanatical about how careful he is with his list and his mails all abide by the CAN SPAM stuff.

  94. Six Figure Spam Lottery by Mulletproof · · Score: 1

    Um, not all spammers reside in the US. What elite strike force is going to bring them to justice? Navy SEALs? No, this is a poor use of my already overtaxed paycheck when simpler (cheaper) methods will do the job. And is it just me, or isn't 6-figures a tad on the steep side for snitch work? Something about this reeks... Like another group of people looking to stick their hands in the taxpayer pot of money.

    And of course this all leads to another question-- If spam is so despised and so much of a problem, why do you need a six figure prize award to get the ball rolling? Really now, I'm serious. You'd think people would be jumping in line like a "do not call list" to shut these people down for free. They aren't freakin drug dealers, for cryin out loud.

    Something is very very rotten here. Not sure what it is, but it's stale, rotten and decaying like a mofo.

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  95. China solves SPAM by Hao+Wu · · Score: 1
    One does not wonder why the peoples of the Chinese Repupublic is living in harmony, free from most SPAM assaults and 99% of Criminal Acts.

    Bounties are not the reason!

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  96. 3. Frame someone else by math+major · · Score: 1

    How do I find one of those people who will tell their passwords for chocolate?

  97. When law enforcement does nothing, why bother? by Animats · · Score: 3, Interesting
    It's not that hard to find spammers. Except for the clueless guy the FTC had in charge of the project. The one who, after a year, realized they should try to follow the money. Isn't that covered in Introduction to Law Enforcement 101?

    There's a whole spammer infrastructure, a constellation of crooked companies that make profitable spamming possible. They're not hard to find. Most of them are committing felonies. So why aren't we hearing about arrests once a week or so, instead of once a year? Most of the players are actually in the US or Canada, even though they may seem to be offshore.

    Just as an exercise, I looked at the last spam I received. It was a porno spam, linking to a web site in China. But on the payment page, the form submission was to a server in Canada, connected to Bellnexxia. That's fairly common. Often, spammers don't want to process the payments through the anonymous crooked ISP that serves the data.

    What's really needed is to apply pressure to the banking system to shut down the "high risk third party billing" operations upon which spammers rely for credit card processing. A few money laundering cases would clear up that issue.

    1. Re:When law enforcement does nothing, why bother? by humankind · · Score: 1

      mod this up

      the FTC should launch a campaign to have people harass the State and Federal Attorney's offices all around the country to prosecute these spammers.

      This is the problem. Spammers are CRIMINALS. But the Federal and State Attorney Generals are not prosecuting the cases. So spammers spit in the face of law enforcement.

  98. Re:What a waste. Next, Please. by dthree · · Score: 2, Informative

    Worst spammers are big business? Hardly. Ask anyone if thier email is full of unsolicited GE and Chevy ads.

    Everyone I ask says no, its all pr0n, mortgages, male enhancement and bootleg software offers.

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  99. prime the pump by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    Tapayers should fund the bounties to get it started, then it should be replenished by fines on the spammers, keeping only a minimum of the budget paid by taxes. That will motivate bounty hunters and bureaucrats alike.

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  100. California spammer running for Senate by dananderson · · Score: 4, Interesting
    It's interesting the report was requested by Congress. California has a spammer, Bill Jones, running for Senate (Republican, BTW). So we can have a spammer deciding the laws for spammers. Sort of like the fox guarding the chicken house.

    California had a state law that was to go into effect where citizens can collect fines from spammers (at least in state). Unfortunately the so-called "CAN Spam Act," nullified the state law. So the CAN Spam Act actually encouraged, not discouraged SPAM. The members of Congress are no doubt technically ignorant and easily presuaded by lobbyists (especially the Direct Marketing Association) that I don't see much hope from the old geezers (no disrespect :-).

    1. Re:California spammer running for Senate by TykeClone · · Score: 2, Funny
      So we can have a spammer deciding the laws for spammers. Sort of like the fox guarding the chicken house.

      Kind of like lawyers making laws?

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    2. Re:California spammer running for Senate by Lost+Race · · Score: 1

      That's why they call it the "(you) CAN SPAM (all you want!) Act" over on news.admin.net-abuse.email.

  101. technical solutions by Council · · Score: 2, Interesting

    (I'm new here so I don't know if this has been posted on every spam thread)

    It seems to me that the only decent technical solution to this is something like Hash Cash, which has the end result of restricting the amount of mail a computer can send per unit of time . . . at least, it would be a good addition to any existing measures. How practical is this? Would it scale properly? Etc.

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  102. Bounties by bmo · · Score: 1

    Here in Rhode Island, we used to have a bounty on woodchucks at 25 cents. Indeed, the bounty was on woodchuck noses, since each woodchuck has only one.

    I suggest that we do the same for spammers, and since spammers are largely male, I think that a different part of the anatomy should be used, though that part of the anatomy might need a magnifying glass.

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  103. Re:What a waste. Next, Please. by TykeClone · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't forget Col. Mubutu and his money laundering - that's important too!

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  104. Script may be hard, but doable by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 4, Informative

    At first I thought, "why waste the time when we have things like Eliza to do it for you?"

    Then I thought, "that's too funny, somebody must've done it already," and, yeah, here's the perl script.

    You can't use a computer script to generate responses, because they can easily be filtered out just like you filter 99% of spam. You'll maybe spend 30 minutes a day to respond to 60 spams.

    I suspect if you built up the vocabulary well enough, and, more importantly, use the content of the message with a word rank algorithm and then do some thesaurus lookups and stemming, maybe using WordNet you'd have something that would be at least as unique as what any given subset of 10000 people would come up with.

    I'm intrigued because I have a good enough ruleset now that any SpamAssassin score over 10 goes to /dev/null and I haven't seen any false positives in the past six months. I get plenty of false negatives but the hits are ready to feed to a script, and I'm too lazy to respond to them myself.

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    1. Re:Script may be hard, but doable by Barnoid · · Score: 1

      I'm intrigued because I have a good enough ruleset now that any SpamAssassin score over 10 goes to /dev/null and I haven't seen any false positives in the past six months.


      um...yes, I think that's obvious if they go to /dev/null ;-)

    2. Re:Script may be hard, but doable by Lost+Race · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up! Post-SMTP filtering to /dev/null is a bad idea -- 5xx reject at SMTP-time instead!

    3. Re:Script may be hard, but doable by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up! Post-SMTP filtering to /dev/null is a bad idea -- 5xx reject at SMTP-time instead!

      I agree in principle - any idea how you can get this to happen after a user's procmailrc has made the decision to reject?

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    4. Re:Script may be hard, but doable by Lost+Race · · Score: 1
      You'd have to hook procmail into the SMTP daemon instead of the delivery agent. That would be MTA-specific and I have no idea how to do it, which is why I don't use content filtering at all, just sender IP address filtering. I've heard that the postfix MTA has good support for content filtering at SMTP time.

      I admit I'm pretty blase about the content-filtering thing because I just don't get any spam -- I've been _that_ careful with my email addresses. If the spam ever overwhelms my defenses and starts rolling in I will definitely upgrade to a more modern MTA and figure this stuff out.

    5. Re:Script may be hard, but doable by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      I've heard that the postfix MTA has good support for content filtering at SMTP time.

      Duh, I should have thought of that - I just installed the SMTP-time SPF perl script...

      Postfix is the answer to most mail problems. :)

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    6. Re:Script may be hard, but doable by raynet · · Score: 1

      I have a good enough ruleset now that any SpamAssassin score scored over -42 goes to /dev/null and I haven't seen any false positives in the past six months and I've also noticed that I seem to get less mail from my friends than before. Perhaps they don't like to write to me anymore..

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    7. Re:Script may be hard, but doable by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      I have a good enough ruleset now that any SpamAssassin score scored over -42 goes to /dev/null and I haven't seen any false positives in the past six months and I've also noticed that I seem to get less mail from my friends than before. Perhaps they don't like to write to me anymore..

      logfiles...

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    8. Re:Script may be hard, but doable by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      um...yes, I think that's obvious if they go to /dev/null ;-)

      Logfiles, Barnoid. Logfiles. :)

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  105. Testimonial to US Government ineffectiveness by humankind · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's all about enforcement.

    It's a sad day when one branch of the government offers a bounty to get another branch of the government off their asses to enforce laws that have been on the books for decades.

    Spammers break laws. Felony laws. 95% of all spammers break serious laws that could have them put in prison.

    We don't need people to report spammers. All someone has to do is put an unpatched windows pc on the net for a few hours and they'll be a zombie pc and start collecting info and able to identify the spammers. In a day you can have a hundred charges of computer tampering.

    Think about this come election time. We have a government that has been neutered by big business that has little concern for anything which doesn't directly affect big, multinational corporations that contribute to their campaign coffers. The apathy of the public is responsible for allowing these losers in office.

  106. how about a big fat who gives a fuck by waspleg · · Score: 1

    most spam doesn't come from inside the states anyway

    where is the enforcement power

    1. Re:how about a big fat who gives a fuck by humankind · · Score: 2, Informative

      Almost all spam comes from the states.. originally... they may proxy through foreign systems, but it doesn't take much effort to track down the true source of the spammers. IP spoofing doesn't work in these cases... you can track down the spammers. The problem is law enforcement authorities don't do their jobs. We don't need bounties. We need attorney generals that will enforce the laws.

      Which really amazes me. Given that AGs are notorious publicity whores, someone, somewhere will finally get off their ass and put a spammer in jail and they will become a tremendous hero. This shows how un-technically-savvy most AGs are.

    2. Re:how about a big fat who gives a fuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These guys make a lot of spam.

      I take cash or check.

  107. Simpler (and cheaper) solution by menscher · · Score: 4, Funny
    Bounties are silly -- most geeks would do this for free.

    How about legalizing (or promising to look the other way) vigilante attacks against spam sites? If they give a phone number, set up an auto-dialer. If it's a website, launch a DoS attack. If there's a physical address, mail them a bomb. If this stuff was all legal, I guarantee the problem would solve itself.

    Seriously... bounties that are marked "dead or alive" are far more effective.

    1. Re:Simpler (and cheaper) solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess you hoped that the vigilante manifesto would be considered a joke - though, in my opinion it isn't particularly funny. There are people who send bombs to make a point or opt for less drastic measures to illegally make their point. The problem arises when you realise that not everyone who is infuriated by spam is as bright as you assume.

      In the UK we have a law known as POCA - the "Proceeds of crime act." As I understand it once someone is convicted of a criminal business activity, the state has the right to confiscate money and property to the same value thought to have been acquired by illegal means. This is how we should fund the fight against the despicable effluvium massacring as spam-marketing. I see no problem offering rewards which amount to a small percentage of the recovered funds to anyone offering information leading to successful prosecution and recovery of funds. Law enforcement needs to do more to prosecute this criminal activity - and follow through to impose not only the appropriate criminal, but also maximum civil penalties in order to discourage others. I think a good legal improvement would be to hold companies who employ marketers are convicted of spamming as deemed committing a similar offence. The state should be able to recover all proceeds which can not be demonstrated completely separate from the violation - in addition to a sizeable fine.

    2. Re:Simpler (and cheaper) solution by atcurtis · · Score: 1


      Perhaps even bounties marked "Dead or crispy" would be more effective?

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    3. Re:Simpler (and cheaper) solution by wintermute740 · · Score: 1

      "How about legalizing (or promising to look the other way) vigilante attacks against spam sites?"

      I'd rather legalize vigilante attacks against the spammers rather than against their sites ;)

  108. Definition of Irony by nwbvt · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Should such legislation be enacted, the FTC (or whoever collects such tips) will have their inboxes flooded with bogus reports of spammers from people just wanting to make a few easy bucks.

    BTW, editors, why don't you guys RTFA once in a while. The FTC is not recommending anything. All they did was figure out what type of reward would be needed should such a system be implemented. From the article itself:

    The FTC, in a report requested by Congress, did not take a position on whether such a system was a good idea.
    Way to completely miss the point of the article.
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  109. Re:What a waste. Next, Please. by Robber+Baron · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Further, I am very curious as to how many bounty hunters will have will and/or the ability to get foriegn spammers to US Courts.

    You are free to use any methods necessary, but I want them alive...no disintegrations!

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  110. How does this work? by bluewee · · Score: 3, Insightful
    How does this fight SPAM from other countries? Take taxatation, if you store your money on an offshore account where their LAWS are different, it does not get taxed, how does spam all of a sudden get put into a different realm?

    How about something that works: Fight SPAM

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  111. I know you're making a funny, but... by Rev.LoveJoy · · Score: 1
    The scenario you describe would be a wonderful sight.

    Soon, they'll get desperate. Times will be tough, they'll be like the corner pusher when the heat is on.

    If there is a god, in a few months time, spammers in Florida will be running one another down at the stip malls in their over-leveraged SUVs. Cheap nylon button ups sticking to the hood ornaments like so much tinsle on a Land Rover Christmas tree.

    I long for this future...
    -- RLJ

  112. As long as it's... by SiliconEntity · · Score: 1

    "Dead or Alive", right?

  113. How about the hosters? by LinuxWhore · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How about a reduced bounty on the ISPs that knowingly host spammers?

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  114. $10K would do me just fine. by Black+Copter+Control · · Score: 1
    The main reason why a bounty would be good is that it would make it worthwhile for some peole to spend the time and energy it takes to collect the evidence needed for a conviction.

    If they only had $1Million dollars to spend on this, I think that they'd be far better off to give 100 people a $10K bounty than giving 10 people a $1K bounty.

    The one thing that I'd do, however, is allow multiple people to get bounties of up to $10K on one person up to a maximum of $100K.. it'd be a real bitch doing 2 months of work and finding out you're only getting $500 becsuse 20 people nailed the same bastard.

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  115. Under what conditions would the bounty be paid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Dead or alive", perhaps? Sounds good to me! Pass me the 30.06, I'm off to bag me a spammer or two.

  116. True "as in old west" Bounty by Vskye · · Score: 1

    Let's face it, spammers are a PITA. Why not just invoke the old west style justice? Bringing in a head works for me. :-) Hang 'um, or better yet chop off their fingers so they have to type with their nose... 10K a finger, second offense is burning their eyes out of their sockets.

    Seriously though, just imagine the extra bandwith that we could enjoy without spam. I remember accessing the inet in the "early" days via a VAX system, ftp was it folks... but it was way cool!

    Just rambling...

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  117. I'm strapped for cash, make the rich pay for this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My new low-paying job is taxed enough as it is after my high-paying job was outsourced to India.

    Can't we simply roll-back some of the taxcuts for multi-millionaires to pay for this?

    Better yet, lets find out who is actually gaining wealth from all the money outflow ($200 billion) to fund Iraq's "nation-building" and tax those lucky bastards since they're rolling in money right now.

    If the situation were reversed, I wouldn't mind giving up part of my millions to put bounties on spammers...

  118. Re:Six Figures? - MOD UP! SERIOUSLY! by iamcf13 · · Score: 1

    I spent all my mod points already.

    Anyway, if molecular manufacturing became a safe, viable, reality, the food/clothing/shelter problem of society at large will be taken care of without need for money, the key to all of capitalism's strengths and weaknesses.

  119. $$$ MAKE MONEY QUICK!!! $$$ by davejenkins · · Score: 2, Funny

    Federal programs are available to you! You can make THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS with a simple email or phone call!

    1. Find a spammer
    2. Turn him in
    3. Profit!!!

    The Federal Government wants this message to get out to all InterWeb users! So send this mail to all your friends and family!

  120. Who needs a bounty? by ddelrio · · Score: 0, Troll

    If I knew where those fuckers were hiding I'd have already offed them--no reward necessary. I don't like perfect strangers asking me if "[my] dick is too small". Let's see if they think my dick is too small when I bend them over and shove it up their asses.

  121. One million /.ers, one dollar, one dead spammer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With sheer numbers alone, we can all chip in a dollar per slashdotter and easily offer a million dollar bounty on the spammer of our choice. I say we skip the FTC middle men, and hire our own million dollar hitmen to take these spammers out...

  122. Re:What a waste. Next, Please. by bani · · Score: 1

    So is Spam.

    As long as spam is profitable, it *will* continue.


    the problem is the scale of spam.

    even if one person out of 4 billion responds to a spam, the spam is still profitable.

    the less people who respond to spam, the more spam these criminals will send.

    the only way to stop spamming is to make it too expensive to operate. huge $$ penalties for spamming is one way to accomplish this.

    of course, the laws actually have to be enforced. allowing law enforcement to sieze property of spammers would provide plenty of incentive to prosecute them.

  123. Nice bounty... by roadrunnerro · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is that dead or alive?

  124. Re:Six Figures? - MOD UP! SERIOUSLY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Anyway, if molecular manufacturing became a safe, viable, reality, the food/clothing/shelter problem of society at large will be taken care of without need for money, the key to all of capitalism's strengths and weaknesses.
    Nope, replicators will be banned. Possession of an unlicensed replicator will be punishable by prison, automatically extended to life[*] if the replicator is capable of self-reproduction. Too many vested interests get all their status and power from stuff being scarce.

    [*] Defined as the maximum lifespan ever attained by a human being plus twenty years

  125. additional by bani · · Score: 1

    5. Spammers sell fraudulent 'products' and 'services', or pitch outright criminal acts like investment scams / stock pump & dump / ponzi schemes / etc.

  126. Re:Oh yea.... freeipods? read the fine print by Jafar00 · · Score: 1

    www.freeipods.com is the same company that does freeflatscreens etc.
    All these sites are registered by gratisnetwork.com who's website proudly boasts
    "We utilize a number of proven online customer acquisition methods including website placement, email marketing, co-registration, and lead generation."
    ie. sign up and you instantly "opt-in" to recieve many "special offers". I don't think an inbox full of spam is worth a free whatever. Maybe we should dob in the guy offering gmail accounts for helping the Spam gangs blossom ;)

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  127. (financial) nerd narcs wanted!!!. by acrimony · · Score: 1

    Interesting how the FTC will create bounties on spammers, but have given little more than lip service to corporate crime. I guess it's no wonder since the same big business stiffs who commit the crimes also primarily fund power in the government. I, for one, would like to see these bounties offered to everyday employees of corporations who can provide proof their coworkers corporate crimes (the one's that *acutally* take our and the government's money!!!!). It's pretty crappy that the government will get the IT industry workforce to hunt down their own kind (albeit a crappy kind), and do the FTC's job for them. But, of course, big businesses are the most financially indebted to eliminating spam. So it seems until we create a booming accounting industry and have a lot of accounting nerds with nothing better to do with their time, we'll have to wait for the FTC to get serious about a hugely under-prosecuted crime and will actually try to keep money in our pokets!!

    1. Re:(financial) nerd narcs wanted!!!. by KD5YPT · · Score: 1

      Welcome to reality. Oh, and dream on.

      In modern day, money = power. There's no way the government will do that. And if they do, the corporation will just move oversea to where there's less control.

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    2. Re:(financial) nerd narcs wanted!!!. by acrimony · · Score: 1

      It wasn't meant to be a dream, just a humorous illustration of what a difficult and ridiculous position our federal law enforcement is in, and the how obvious the real motives are behind their decisions to go after one set of relatively petty crime over another much more serious. Spammers will go overseas, too, it's just too bad that we can't be as happy to send the corporations packing.

  128. What are you talking about by robogun · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I know Earthlinks $16 million judgment against Howard Carmack was just a drop in the bucket for a spammer, but the 3.5 to 7 years the fed got him for should get the attention of the other ass pounders.

  129. pointless! joe public will always lose to attacks by fantomas · · Score: 1
    "confiscation and public destruction of zombie computers." is not a solution.


    In the blue corner: my retired dad. Dad can send email, and copy images from his digital camera. He's bought a copy of some anti-virus thing and his friend installed it. His computer works just fine and anyhow he only uses it for an hour or so a week, it does what he needs it to.


    In the red corner: spammer. He's making good money getting spam around the net. He's either a technical expert, or employs one. Either way, in this corner there's somebody being paid good money to spend many hours reading cutting edge security advice to find holes and weaknesses in the major browsers and mail clients, and exploit these weaknesses.


    Who's going to win? your guess!... come on, Joe public doesn't stand a chance! Joe Public doesn't want to spend 40 hours a week reading security advisories, he just wants to email his relatives, send them some holiday snaps, buy a cheap airline ticket. Maybe once every few months he will read a news story and download a new version of a free software patch, but that's about it. My dad doesn't really understand the word 'browser' - he knows he clicks on the blue E and then he can look at the internet. No problem by me, I don't understand anything about cars but my dad fixes mine all the time. Nobody can be an expert at everything. You don't offer a workable solution. Joe Public needs support. Either government support (laws) or commercial pressures, or some sort of expert support. Joe Public isn't going to be able to fight expert spam geeks, ever.

  130. Scam, spam, scam, spam... Sound similar? by hkmwbz · · Score: 3, Informative
    I don't know if this free iPods thing really is a scam, but what I do know is that after signing up with a throwaway e-mail address, it has been overrun by spam. These spam mails claim that I have bought something and forgot to pick it up, that the lottery prize I claimed hasn't been picked up, and so on.

    Scam? Spam? Spam for sure, and the dubious claims in the spam must be a scam. And the free iPods site brought me all of this.

    Thanks, but no thanks.

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    1. Re:Scam, spam, scam, spam... Sound similar? by will_die · · Score: 1

      Another thing to realize is that when you sign up for the free whatever sites is that they have a clause that allows them to sell your info to anyone they want; as required in the CAN-SPAM law.

  131. Joe Jobs by Inda · · Score: 1

    I was Joe Jobbed this week. It's not the first time it's happened. I was a little annoyed.

    The "Take me off your fucking list" emails were fine - I replied to people explaining the situation. Some people are now aware of the dangers of replying.

    The "I am interested in your product" emails is where the fun began. The product in question was new and used networking equipment.

    I received aproximately 50 emails in total that the spammer would also have recieved. My replies also went back to the spammer.

    Below are a few of my replies. I am also in direct contact with the spammer. He is claiming that a virus send all the emails - so funny. I'll save them for another day.

    Email #1 A spammer spamming a spammer

    To whom it may concern:

    If you are reselling Cisco networking equipment, I assume you also have customers interested in maintenance and support for (re)programming of programmable chips (EPROM, PIC, Flash, FPGA ... )

    Let me know if this is the case. S*** has an unmatched range of programming solutions for all sorts of applications, from development to production. Our latest new programmer is a special Flash programmer that is approximately 60x faster than the industry benchmark.

    Kind regards,
    J*** L*****
    Sales Engineer

    My reply:

    Most of our equipment is stolen and doesn't work. We don't give a flying fat-one if our customers are happy. If they are stupid enough to give us money...

    Thanks for the offer of a flash programmer but we already have one. His name is Bruce. He is 61x faster than the industry benchmark. He's a walking god around here. The chicks love him.

    Best regards,

    D*** D***** R******

    Email #2 The stupid

    Hi there,

    are you looking to buy any Nortel products as well?
    Please let me know

    Thanks
    R**

    My Reply:

    You want it, we can get it. Stolen to order is our game.



    You get the idea :)

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  132. I think it's a great idea by photon317 · · Score: 1


    If they put out an ad right now offering $100k+ for any bigtime spammer (or with a spam sample saying "Get the guy who sends *these*), I would probably be among many people who would track these people from their spam all the way back to their home addresses and fly out there and physically confirm it and haul them in if we had to, for that kind of money.

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  133. Value for money? by Toby+The+Economist · · Score: 1

    Is this really an effective way in which to spend that money? this approach will not materially reduce the volume of spam, since spam is a worldwide issue. But it is once more another charge on public funds. It is very easy to make recommendations for spending public funds, which is one of the reasons Big Government is a bad idea; you get a lot of people coming up with bad ways to spend lots of money.

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  134. Hell no! by iamacat · · Score: 1

    Even spammers deserve a wife who will not turn them in for some quick cash. Then think about all the people who will be framed by clever hackers. That will create Stalin's Soviet Union of people who are encouraged to spy on each other, only for capitalist greed rather than communist fevor.

    A modest reward of $100 or so will encourage IT people and geeks to try and trace a real spam to the source rather than just deleting it. At the same time, that's not enough to betray a relative or frame someone and risk going to jail yourself.

  135. Just another Orange Alert. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1, Interesting
    If government really wanted spammers gone, they would presumably arrest them, charge them, and punish them.

    From what I understand, the FCC and various other agencies know who they all are. With all the Carnivores and Echelons and such in place, it seems to me fairly impossible to hide your activities, Spammer or not.

    So I am left to conclude that the people in charge want spammers in place. Why?

    That's obvious. --And talk about bounties and Americans getting used to the idea of turning in Americans for fun and profit under the guise of 'legitimate' vengeance should make it all the more obvious. That and further warming people to the idea that the 'internet is a dangerous place' which needs to be controlled.

    And from what I've seen on Slashdot, it appears that the tactic is working rather effectively on more than half the posters.


    -FL

  136. Oh yeah...... by NickRuisi · · Score: 1

    Bring it on man! I have years worth of logfiles :D!!!!

  137. It's not just Americans that suffer... by nmg196 · · Score: 1

    From the article: "Americans are being inundated with spam"

    They're also causing most other countries to be inundated with spam. Why are they phrasing it like it's an internal issue?

    Nearly all my spam is from America. Almost none of it is from my own country (the UK). If I had the time to work out how to do it I'd simply bounce all mail originating from the US. The only problem with that is that I occasionally order from US websites like Amazon (amazon.co.uk does't always have everything).

    1. Re:It's not just Americans that suffer... by KD5YPT · · Score: 1

      I feel you. My dad works in Taiwan, and even his work e-mail got innudated spam mail (more like 10 spam mails for every valid e-mail).

      Of course, spam from US, scam from Nigeria... both need idiots/dumbass to make money.

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  138. Try checking dictionary.com by Kjella · · Score: 1

    pyramid scheme
    n.
    A fraudulent money-making scheme (...)

    scam
    n.
    A fraudulent business scheme; a swindle.

    A pyramid scheme is and remains a scam, no matter if you call it "multi-level marketing" or whatever the buzzword is these days.

    Kjella

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  139. Get rich fast by sacrilicious · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The report said any reward should come from taxpayer funds because collection of civil penalties from spammers will not be enough to finance the system

    Right there the FCC has certified this as a good way to make money via fraud. All fraudsters have to do is find someone willing to be the fall guy - i.e. "become" a spammer - in return for a percentage of the reward when they're "turned in". With the above paragraph, the FCC has made the business case for this by saying that the reward will outweigh the penalty.

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  140. Government already knows... by Mickey+Jameson · · Score: 1

    Why doesn't the government just arrest the spammers? Most of them reside in the U.S. anyway. As anyone that reads NANAE or NANAS, we already know the home addresses of most spammers. If we know, the government _certainly_ knows.

    Alan Ralsky, Ronnie Scelson and other scum spammers all boast HUGE houses and fast cars and their addresses are widely known. They made their fortunes by spamming. So the government wants taxpayer funded bounties despite that the spammers have more than enough money to cover any such civil penalty? What?

    ROKSO is your friend. Use it some time. But the government _already knows_ who these people are and where they live. Yet the FTC doesn't give a rat's ass. I've forwarded hundreds of thousands of pieces of spam to the FTC's spam collection addresses. Still from the same old spammers. The spammers are just living it up because they know damn well that the government does not care about prosecuting such illegal activity.

  141. Re:What a waste. Next, Please. by tovarish · · Score: 2, Insightful

    most of the world's spam originates from the usa, like the world drug suppy (if you include tobacco)

  142. Re:What a waste. Next, Please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You obviously share the same neo-con views as Rumsfeld.. War on Drugs is a distraction .. if drugs were not illegal .. there would be no method of business for so called criminals .. also the "cool" factor of drugs would be lost and much more kids wouldn't do it. After all thats the whole idea right? I don't think the gov should have any say as to what I smoke as an adult .. its much less harmful then say cigarettes or aspartame.. (You can thank Rummy for getting aspartame approved.)

  143. innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So spamming went peer-to-peer too?

  144. Re:What a waste. Next, Please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The war on spam reminds me of the war on drugs.

    Excpet that there are people who *want* those...

  145. It's not a pyramid scheme, exactly by Mr+Guy · · Score: 1

    Well, it's not REALLY a pyramid scheme, or a scam. They are very upfront about the whole thing. You agree to get spam^Wdirect marketing, you agree to get some friends to agree to get direct marketing, and they give you an ipod. While the method of propogation is the same, and it does have the same bounding limits, as long as they send the ipod it's not a scam.

    A pyramid scheme uses money from the bottom run to pay the (bottom-1) rung. In this marketing gimick, the money doesn't come from below, it comes from outside. It can't really collapse as long as the money they make from the spam is greater than the cost of an ipod for each person. In their case, as long as each person is profitable then it's not a pyramid scheme, it's an business that engages in voluntary direct marketing with an exponentially growing client base that most likely doesn't realize what they are signing up for (and kiss any protections you may have had on the Do-No-Call list goodbye).

    Sorry, but I had to get that off my chest.

    1. Re:It's not a pyramid scheme, exactly by trentblase · · Score: 1

      The thing is that it CAN collapse because the bottom rung gets screwed when they run out of people to refer. And it looks like the bottom rung will always be bigger than all the rungs above combined.

    2. Re:It's not a pyramid scheme, exactly by Mr+Guy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but even if it collapses, they LOSE absolutely nothing. They may gain some spam, but all that comes crashing down is their hope for something free.

    3. Re:It's not a pyramid scheme, exactly by trentblase · · Score: 1

      Except you have to participate in 1 online offer. That online offer is what keeps me from trying at least. I'd hate to give any of those companies my CC#.

    4. Re:It's not a pyramid scheme, exactly by Mr+Guy · · Score: 1

      The offer requires a credit card? I didn't look into it that closely, I labeled the whole website as "shady but probably legal" and left it alone.

  146. That's right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    because things can't get better unless they get worse at the same time. There are consequences to progress. Any tool that can be used for good can also be used for evil. You can't have liberty without security. Without venereal disease it just wouldn't be sex. Without hell, who'd care about heaven?

    Instead, why don't we try things out, see if they work and if they do you can admit you were wrong.

  147. I read that the police does that in China by grouse · · Score: 1

    People who put up illegal handbills advertising a service by phone number get called every 30 seconds by an auto-dialer telling themselves to turn themselves into the police to be fined. Either they go in or they have to cancel the phone number. Either way, justice is served.

    1. Re:I read that the police does that in China by orkysoft · · Score: 1

      Yes, but how can you be sure they're not joe-jobs?

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  148. Convert that to Qui Tam style legislation by mrmeval · · Score: 1

    where I can be the US Government and sue the spammer and get 10 percent and I'll be your ranger.

    "Qui tam (Black's Law Dictionary pronunciation: kwày tæm) is an abbreviation from the Latin "qui tam pro domino rege quam pro sic ipso in hoc parte sequitur" meaning "who as well for the king as for himself sues in this matter."

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  149. Joe Public doesn't have to lose by zogger · · Score: 1

    That's the point. Consumer pressure would put pressure on government which would put pressure on the computer vendors and the softweare makers which is WHERE it belongs. THEY promote themselves as computer experts, not your dad. THEY sell this easily cracked crap to your Dad, which turns him into an unwitting accessory, but STILL an accessory, and until all parties involved with this scene are aware of the risks and responsibilities it will continue. Something has got to get their attention.

    If your dad drove a car down the street that was belching tons of smoke and leaking oil in huge amounts, eventually he'd get pulled over by the traffic cop and given a ticket, and he'd fail emissions tests and not be allowed to drive or get insurance for the junker, yes? There's no one demanding that he be an expert mechanic, but there are laws insisting that you take your car to an expert to make sure it works properly. And -here's the main point- if the car came from the factory in that state, it wouldn't be allowed to be sold. THAT'S the point, this stuff shouldn't be allowed to be sold pre-broken. And just a few geeks complaining about it isn't working, the companies are still gleefully extracting billions. What other sort of pressure is needed? Market pressure hasn't done it because it's turned into a MONOPOLY, because no one has any blame, because there's no MANDATED WARRANTY. Every other consumer product out there has a minimum warranty, but NOT computer crap. You get a sleazy hardware warranty but without the software computers are just a pile of useless junk, the warranty needs to include the software, which is the whole point of computing, running the software, and a lot of that stuff comes pre broken and is shipped out the door and profitted from. There's no other solution other than mass rejection of the hardware/software combo that is broken, and the only way to obtain that is massive consumer inconvenience, and the only way to do that is to make it illegal somehow to be a zombie on the net. People weren't voluntarily using cars that polluted less, companies weren't making less polluting cars, eventually laws were passed MANDATING certain minimum standards and you as the individual driver also have to pass inspection and if it is broken, no driving on the highway. If enough are broken they get recalled. Same should apply to computers. We as society have finally determined you shouldn't be allowed to drive it around in public because it's just too crappy, even if it's only one hour a week. Same with the infohighway and computers, enoughs enough with insecure and polluting computer junkers on the highway and "innocent" drivers and "innocent" companies that supply the computer drivers. All of them say it ain't their fault... uh huh. It's all of their fault because it takes all of them to pollute the infohighway. It's called responsibility, and it should apply vertically, top to bottom, starting with the corporations down to the consumer who needs to be forced to also have a certain minimum awareness. If the individual consumers can be inconvenienced enough-either from confiscation of machine or being refused public internet access with that machine they might put pressure in large enough numbers on government and the corporations to disallow selling polluting junkers and calling them functional when they clearly are not.

    We got EVERYONE saying it's a problem yet it's NO ONES fault. Huh? This is UNIQUE to computers and software and the net, it doesn't exist any place else with consumer products.

    Take away the "not my fault" aspect and it would get fixed.

  150. they should increase the osama bounty by toiletmonster · · Score: 1

    The $25 million reward the U.S. is offering for Bin Laden's capture just isn't enough. Sure, $25 million would induce a Pakistani peasant to turn in Bin Laden, but it's not enough to attract the financial markets to the Bin Laden hunt. With the possibility of earning a $1 billion bounty, however, professional Bin Laden hunting firms would form, allowing the U.S. to enlist the efficiency and creativity of the free market in our fight against Osama.

    The twentieth century's economic battles between capitalism and socialism proved that the private sector is far more effective than the government at providing services. Unfortunately, though, for many activities such as terrorist tracking, private companies have little incentive to engage. But a $1 billion bounty would motivate firms to join the hunt for Bin Laden.

    With a $1 billion reward in place, an international group of intelligence, military and terrorist experts that could credibly claim to have, say, at least a 5% chance of finding Bin Laden could easily raise $20 million or so from the financial markets to finance their search. With several such organizations unleashed on the mountains of Afghanistan and Pakistan, Osama's margin of safety would shrink.

    ...

    If the billion dollar bounty failed and Bin Laden ended up being located by the CIA or the U.S. armed forces rather than the private sector, the bounty wouldn't cost the taxpayers anything. But it still would have sent a powerful signal to our enemies that the massive wealth of the U.S. can be deployed against those who strike us.

    Many other nations don't seem to care very much about whether we catch Bin Laden and $25 million certainly isn't enough to change their priorities. But $1 billion would make a difference to nations like Pakistan and perhaps motivate them to search seriously for our main enemy.

    quoted from
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    1. Re:they should increase the osama bounty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to Bush, it's not important to catch Bin Laden. lol

      More importantly, have you stopped to think for a half second that the reason nobody will turn him in has ABSOULTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE MONEY YOU FUCKING MORON? It's called revenge. Nobody wants Al Qaeda after them just like nobody wants the mob after them. They will find you and they will kill you and they have no qualms about sacrificing themselves to do it.

      Thanks for playing, dumbshit.

  151. Outsourced law enforcement. by nuggz · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I can't wait till someone in India starts busting spammers, then people will complain about government offshoring law enforcement duties.
    Great.

  152. Public Ass Beating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With a bamboo pole, is my recommendation. Put it on national television like the Arabs do, and make their immediate and extended family sit up on the front row. Get a couple of whackers up there that have been chewing coca leaves all day, in preparation.

    I'd pay to watch it.

  153. Much less expensive option. by stinkpad · · Score: 1

    Open a season on spammers, and sell tags through the local Div. Of Fish and Game. Raise money and eliminate the problem at the same time. Just tell every bubba and billy joe that they are a rare and elusive game, and they taste just like chicken.... Problem solved.

  154. A more permanent solution by harley_frog · · Score: 1
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  155. it's hard to legislate though by Trepidity · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You could make it illegal to advertise using spammers, but that makes it easy to get framed: if I don't like your company, I can send out a billion spams advertising your products, and you get hit with a fine.

  156. It appears... by azav · · Score: 1

    ...that after many long years, my dream is finally coming true.

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  157. this by scaaven · · Score: 1

    ...as opposed to putting the money into, say, cancer research.

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  158. Bad idea. by Raptor+CK · · Score: 1

    I'm glad the FTC isn't sure that this is a good idea, because it isn't.

    Once my taxpayer dollars start going towards regulating spam, then it's not a far stretch to move onto regulating the rest of the Internet.

    Sure, spam is bad. It's background noise, undesired traffic, and so on. Throwing government funding at the problem isn't going to make it go away, though. Few things will, in fact, short of a series of concentrated DoS attacks on the spammers themselves, by doing everything just short of providing any real personal information. Clutter their databases with garbage. Sign up as Seymour Asses, 123 Fake St, New New York, NY. Ask for more information, and target it all at a spamcatching address.

    Make them WORK to get any kind of useful data from their own systems, like we all have to work to find the good email in our inboxes.

    Just don't try to regulate the Internet. There's too many loopholes, and you'd end up eliminating both the bad and the good.

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  159. Darth Feder(al) by zoffimo · · Score: 1

    There will be a substantial reward for the one who finds the spammers. You are free to use any methods necessary, but I want them alive. No disintegrations.

  160. Re:What a waste. Next, Please. by Hanzie · · Score: 1

    No, I do NOT want them alive.

    Go ahead and disintegrate them.

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  161. Re:What a waste. Next, Please. by barrkel · · Score: 1

    Most spam originates in the US.

  162. [OT] Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by Craig+Davison · · Score: 1

    "C" is not a valid LANG. C is a locale. A valid LANG would be something like "en".
    You may as well set LANG="" if you specify C. But en will give you the effect you're looking for.

    1. Re:[OT] Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      I'm not the idiot who misnamed the "locale" setting as "LANG" in gettext. And no, LANG=en will definitely screw up a lot of old man pages that worked for years and which the authors have never bothered to re-write dozens of different language pages for and left their old nroff documentation the heck alone, not realizing that these silly gettext and internationalization users would waste their time breaking perfectly good ASCII and curses output formerly used for underlining or creating bold print.

    2. Re:[OT] Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by Craig+Davison · · Score: 1
      Looks like you're right: http://www.gnu.org/software/libc/manual/html_node/ Standard-Locales.html

      I retract my previous comment :). Confusing stuff.