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  1. And What's Even Scarier? on Star Wars Episode III Teaser Trailer Today · · Score: 0

    . . . That the comment was modded informative!!!

  2. Re:One Word on Round-Up Ready Coca Plants · · Score: 0

    I've always wanted to look like Keith Richards...can you help me out?

    If doing all of that coke can help me get the quality and quantity of women that he's had, I'm down with it! I'll gladly snort a bit o' the old yayo to bang supermodels.

  3. The Fourth Horseman! on Movie Industry to sue File Sharers · · Score: 0

    Ashcroft is retiring!!! Then again, I might want to marginalize my previous statement, since I am placing my negative karma in the hands of a dude that looks a hairy Comic Book Dude from the Simpsons. . .

    http://www.drudgereport.com/

  4. THE WOMEN?!?!?!!!!! on Brazil Successfully Launches Its First Rocket To Space · · Score: 1, Funny

    Dude. You forgot the most important thing. Brazilian women are without a doubt, as a culture, some of the most perfect specimines of amazing beauty on earth. They invented the Brazilian Wax, for crying out loud! Remember to double-bag your equipment, though.

  5. If I wasn't a complete and total bastard. . . on Flying By Brain · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    . . . I'd mod it down. But that's damn funny!!!!

  6. Are You Drunk?!?!?!? on Shatner Aims for Real 'Star Trek' · · Score: 1, Funny

    Shatner != good singing! Did you also buy the new album by the singing howler monkey too?

  7. Re:Webroot Spy Sweeper Enterprise and Lavasoft too on Spyware/Adware Prevention In Large Deployments? · · Score: 0

    I found out I got my system reineffective just from watching a mpeg of porn.

    . . . and that's the closest a /.er has ever gotten to getting an STD.

  8. Re:This is news to ANYBODY? on Medical Care Gets Outsourced Too · · Score: -1

    Hmmm. That's a damn good idea! If only a couple of nerds sitting around on a Friday night reading /. were running congress instead of running server farms, the country wouldn't have to put up with outrageous medical costs, the DMCA, and outrageous software patents.

    Hell, we could have deported Darl McBride before he made asses out of himself and his company. Then again, if we did that, we would have missed out on all the fun jokes. . .br>

  9. Many can claim, but only on /. on Saving Huygens · · Score: 0

    . . . would someone be able to prove that 1+1 does in fact equal 3.

  10. Re:This is news to ANYBODY? on Medical Care Gets Outsourced Too · · Score: 0

    This is precisely why we need to figure out a way to prevent frivolous malpractice lawsuits in the U.S. I would agree that summary caps on punative damages is a bad thing, but we have got to get the sue-happy lawyers and scumbag patients under control otherwise we will end up killing off our medical infrastructure.

  11. In OUR country? on Data Miners Moving to Offshore Data Havens · · Score: 0

    Well, that will say a few things about people in your country...

    Uh, you really should not judge our country by the types of people that would vote for Bush. We want to get rid of those people but we can't really ship them anywhere. You want them immigrating to your country, because the Canadians don't want 'em.

  12. Hmmmm. on FDA Approves Implantable RFID for Patients · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Well, I hate to be the rapture-monger here, but it should be noted that Palestinians are getting killed every day by the Israeli army (not that I don't support them securing their home), and Bush seems to be trying to become the leader that takes over the world.

    I also think that the rapture is a load of bullhonkey, but if it were to happen, can I have your computer?

  13. Prior Whatever on UCSD Vs. Free Speech, Round 2 · · Score: 0

    Doesn't this fall into prior art or whatever, like with that mikerowesoft.com case? I think that's what the parent was trying to imply, but didn't really get his point completely across.

  14. No on Paypal Grinds To A Halt · · Score: 0

    No we cannot. Do not pass go, do not collect the $200 that a 12-year-old from Bumhump, New Jersey owes you.

  15. Morality, try Hypocrisy! on China Rewards Porn Snitches · · Score: 0

    Does anyone think it is silly that they limit the number of kids that you can have, yet are blocking internet porn? I mean those people have to be majorly repressing their natural instincts, otherwise they'd be consuming a whole lot more condoms.

  16. Contradiction, there. on Worker Fired For Running SETI On State-Owned PCs · · Score: 0

    and sue for a small, symbolic amount

    IANAL, but your statement is contradictory. The whole point of punative damages are to punish an organization and enact policy changes within. Now, this being a state department, the only way for a lawsuit to generate change would be to force the people in charge of the funding for the department (Read: politicians) to evaluate this decision. The only way to get politicians to evaluate this internal policy would be to remove a significant portion of the department's budget, which would probably be a very significant chunk of change.

    Besides, SETI is for the common good, which is what the government is supposed to be for.

  17. No offense meant, but. . . on Advice for a Novice Replacing Laptop Hard Drive? · · Score: 0

    your computer is really friggin' old. When did you purchase it, before the .com boom?

  18. Letters? Why stop there? on FTC Files Spyware Case Against Sanford Wallace · · Score: 0

    Let's get Ted Kaczynski on the case! There's nothing a small bomb couldn't fix that Darwin couldn't.

  19. Hatch knows NOTHING about technology on Induce Act Stalled For Now · · Score: 0

    He had his CONGRESSIONAL WEBSITE linked to a hardcore pornographic webpage for god's sake! But, of course, he is from Utah. . .

    /Friggin' Mormons. Remove yourselves, your senator and your 7 missing gold tablets from this country as soon as humanly possible.

  20. Wild Monkey Sex on Wardriving Worries Residents · · Score: 0


    Hmmm. Jenna Jameson lives in Scottsdale, and she films pr0n with her husband at her house. . .

    /I don't know what's worse, that I know she lives in Scottsdale or that she films at her house.

  21. Redundancy on Two Women Found With HIV-Immune Mutant Gene · · Score: 2, Funny

    Uh, the last time I checked, life was a sexually transmitted disease that was fatal in 100% of the cases.

  22. Trim Failure on SpaceShipOne Captures the X Prize · · Score: 0

    The ailerons (sp?) failed for 5 minutes in the first flight. That's what caused the instability during the first flight. He managed to get it back under control before anything majorly bad happened.

    Note: I am not a pilot, engineer or whatever, so if you're upset that I botched the part of the airplane that broke, go stick your head up a notoriously famous rectum.

  23. Not exactly. . . on Suing Your Customers a Good Idea? · · Score: 0

    This doesn't give the RIAA more than their share. That one word makes all the difference in the world.

  24. Eh, don't forget. . . on Blizzard Stomps Bnetd in DMCA Case · · Score: 0

    we are on /., where the standard rules of english not only do not apply, but are regularly butchered and ran through a meat grinder.

  25. What's in it is more important on What's in Your Billfold? · · Score: 0

    Like, for instance, rolling papers, a baggie of blow and a couple of condoms.