Well now! All I have to do is successfully send spam from my roommate's computer, whack him, and you will paypal me 100 large to Zurich? Hmmmmm. 100,000 big ones and a double room to my self? I gotta go get a banker and a good lawyer.
That is, without a doubt, the funniest thing I have seen all week! His crash, with the exception of the pretzel, sums up this clown's life. He takes control of the best form of (fill in blank) in the world and manages to completely F**k it up.
Hi! I am from the 51st state of Slashdotta! Since you are currently a citizen within state limits, I am requesting you send your "Use Tax" money to the following numbered account in Nigeria . ..
Unfortunately, for us Americans, it is an unwritten rule for management to cover up and deny the existance of ineptitude. There is more truth in Dilbert than most people think. I, for one, have an idiot boss, who constantly makes wrong decisions that cost the business that I work at money, and our clients' money also. He is still around, even though all the people underneath him know he is a Sh!thead.
Would somebody please mod the previous post to -700: Racist Recruiter. I don't like to click on a post thinking that it is unmodded to discover it is a frigging racist post.
If I were a telemarketer, this list wouldn't appeal to me at all as a source.
I have a situation for you, what if MCI got ahold of the 50 million phone #s and called as Verizon or Qwest. It's probably illegal, but it may be a way to subtlely influence people toward your product.
Nah, those @ssholes will probably sue the likes of Orrin Hatch's daughter. If there's one reactionary senator, Orrin Hatch would be it. If he's threatened with a six-figure lawsuit, he'll make sure that Congress puts the kaibosh on any further lawsuits.
"The province of the court is solely to decide the rights of individuals."
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The only reason the supreme court doesn't want to speak out, is to avoid individual justices being labeled as "Liberal" and thereby attracting the attention of the conservative horde. Who would demand the resignation of the justice, and if they were to resign, everybody would be royally screwed. The only difference between Roe V. Wade being the law of the land, and Bush's brand of christian (psychotic) conservatism is ONE VOTE on the supreme court.
Well, we ARE in a simulation right now. All of earth is trying to find the ultimate answer to life, the universe and everything. If that won't cure our problems, nothing will.
After the Mars Polar Lander fiasco, and after the bureaucratic mess of the Columbia crash, what in heaven's name makes you think that NASA could even remotely begin to deal with a problem of that magnitude?
"No beer until you finish your tequila!" -Leela's Dad
It's 2:30 in the bloody morning on a Sunday! Why is anyone sitting here refreshing Slashdot? And of all topics, German adoption of Linux. The nature of this topic only proves that all/.ers are Linux nuts. Mod me -5:Troll if you wish, but you know I'm right.
"No beer until you finish your tequila!" -Leela's Dad
And RHCP should rightly be concerned. The last good album they put out was "Mother's Milk"
This is precisely the point of most/.ers arguments. The RIAA is perpetuating the progression of lousy music through their lack of advancement of their business model. They, the RIAA and certain big-name bands, cease to promote their product, but rather promote a famous name and profit on consumers' stupidity. Nike may emphasize a brand marking, the swoosh, but they design pretty good running shoes, and are constantly innovating to make the shoes lighter, more responsive to the runner's foot, and this is the same for all their products. However, the RIAA excessively promotes a garbage product (think Britney Spears), while at the same time ignoring quality products that they DO produce. The vastness of mistakes perpetuated by the RIAA cartel proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that they deserve to die, and to be replaced by companies that actually know how to do business. Every/.er knows this, and that is why we are so dangerous to their garbage distribution business.
"No beer until you finish your tequila!" -Leela's Dad
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Well now! All I have to do is successfully send spam from my roommate's computer, whack him, and you will paypal me 100 large to Zurich? Hmmmmm. 100,000 big ones and a double room to my self? I gotta go get a banker and a good lawyer.
Props to you. Potentially damaging an IPO, especially in this day and age, is a surefire way to get what you want.
How do you get the lie thing at the end of your post to show up on screen?
That is, without a doubt, the funniest thing I have seen all week! His crash, with the exception of the pretzel, sums up this clown's life. He takes control of the best form of (fill in blank) in the world and manages to completely F**k it up.
Props for that Flash Animation. It was kick-ass!
...Use Tax is based on the honor system....
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Hi! I am from the 51st state of Slashdotta! Since you are currently a citizen within state limits, I am requesting you send your "Use Tax" money to the following numbered account in Nigeria . .
If this happened in Japan there would have been suicides galore.
Hmmmm. I, for one, would welcome any incoming Japanese managerial overlords at NASA.
Unfortunately, for us Americans, it is an unwritten rule for management to cover up and deny the existance of ineptitude. There is more truth in Dilbert than most people think. I, for one, have an idiot boss, who constantly makes wrong decisions that cost the business that I work at money, and our clients' money also. He is still around, even though all the people underneath him know he is a
Sh!thead.
Heh. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of humor.
(insert obligatory complaint about messing up a matrix quote here)
Would somebody please mod the previous post to -700: Racist Recruiter. I don't like to click on a post thinking that it is unmodded to discover it is a frigging racist post.
Hitler wasn't much of an artist. Check this out, and the main link
Now why in the bloody bloody hell would I want to go to a website like Hitler.org? It's almost as bad as going to goatse.cx voluntarily.
If I were a telemarketer, this list wouldn't appeal to me at all as a source.
I have a situation for you, what if MCI got ahold of the 50 million phone #s and called as Verizon or Qwest. It's probably illegal, but it may be a way to subtlely influence people toward your product.
Well, we now know which /.ers are also rednecks!
(I have no room to talk. I'm from Idaho.)
I wonder what the third strike will be?
Nah, those @ssholes will probably sue the likes of Orrin Hatch's daughter. If there's one reactionary senator, Orrin Hatch would be it. If he's threatened with a six-figure lawsuit, he'll make sure that Congress puts the kaibosh on any further lawsuits.
Just my worthless .02
Actually, for what it's worth, your comment wasn't half bad.
What is the IQ requirement for Mensa? Is it not 140?
"The province of the court is solely to decide the rights of individuals."
[]
The only reason the supreme court doesn't want to speak out, is to avoid individual justices being labeled as "Liberal" and thereby attracting the attention of the conservative horde. Who would demand the resignation of the justice, and if they were to resign, everybody would be royally screwed. The only difference between Roe V. Wade being the law of the land, and Bush's brand of christian (psychotic) conservatism is ONE VOTE on the supreme court.
[]
Well, we ARE in a simulation right now. All of earth is trying to find the ultimate answer to life, the universe and everything. If that won't cure our problems, nothing will.
(Insert THHGTTG Joke here)
I seriously doubt it, if the librarians have to clean up after the patrons.
That's the answer I was implying, not the Holier-than-thou timezone bullshit answer that was modded +5 Dipshit
After the Mars Polar Lander fiasco, and after the bureaucratic mess of the Columbia crash, what in heaven's name makes you think that NASA could even remotely begin to deal with a problem of that magnitude?
"No beer until you finish your tequila!"
-Leela's Dad
It's 2:30 in the bloody morning on a Sunday! Why is anyone sitting here refreshing Slashdot? And of all topics, German adoption of Linux. The nature of this topic only proves that all /.ers are Linux nuts. Mod me -5:Troll if you wish, but you know I'm right.
"No beer until you finish your tequila!"
-Leela's Dad
"...it will be as well known for search as Google is. Some of its efforts to simplify search on the Internet. . ."
Seriously. Come on people. If Google is too hard to use for somebody, the person should not be on the internet, for fear of the discovery of Goatse.
"No beer until you finish your tequila!"
-Leela's Dad
after making padme pregnant with twins
Hey YEAH!!! I completely forgot! Natalie Portman gets nekkid, hot and heavy in this one! I been waiting for this since Episode I!
(insert typical-immature-13-year-old comment here)
"No beer until you finish your tequila!"
-Leela's Dad
And RHCP should rightly be concerned. The last good album they put out was "Mother's Milk"
/.ers arguments. The RIAA is perpetuating the progression of lousy music through their lack of advancement of their business model. They, the RIAA and certain big-name bands, cease to promote their product, but rather promote a famous name and profit on consumers' stupidity. Nike may emphasize a brand marking, the swoosh, but they design pretty good running shoes, and are constantly innovating to make the shoes lighter, more responsive to the runner's foot, and this is the same for all their products. However, the RIAA excessively promotes a garbage product (think Britney Spears), while at the same time ignoring quality products that they DO produce. The vastness of mistakes perpetuated by the RIAA cartel proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that they deserve to die, and to be replaced by companies that actually know how to do business. Every /.er knows this, and that is why we are so dangerous to their garbage distribution business.
This is precisely the point of most
"No beer until you finish your tequila!"
-Leela's Dad