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  1. If there was any way of filtering these... on Armoring Spam Against Anti-Spam Filters · · Score: 1

    .. it would have to rely on the randomness of the sender's email, which is a giveaway when you actually look at the sender. It's as jumbled as the sender's email for most spam emails. The catch is, as the above poster mentions, missing an E-Bay mail isn't something that's particularly desirable. And I don't think Mozilla's filter could work effectively enough - baysian as it is - on just the jumbled 'from' address.

  2. Here's a sneaky one... on Armoring Spam Against Anti-Spam Filters · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Mozilla's filtering catches most spam for me, but some gets through. However, the only one that actually fooled me was quite a sneaky one - headed RE: Question from E-Bayer or whatever the actual subject is where you E-Bay something. Given that I sell on E-Bay, the spammers must have taken a gamble that enough people would read the subject and deem it worth looking at.

  3. No hard drive.. no cash. on Leaked X-Box 2 Specs Include PPC CPU · · Score: 1

    At least that's my take. One of the reasons I bought an X-Box was the ability to run games off the hard disc. And before someone starts on an anti-piracy tirade, I own legal copies of the games, but putting them on the disc and being able to play them by just pressing a couple of buttons, no cd swapping involved, is great. It may sound lazy, but it was a big selling point of the box for me, and if Microsoft drop the drive, I won't be buying it.

  4. Chicks? on Tickets For The World's Biggest Computer Party · · Score: 1
    Chicks? At The Gathering? As if. I can just see it now..

    'A big shout to all the laydeez in the house! Gimme an A! Gimme an S! Gimme an L!'

  5. Tex is a woman? on Online Gaming for Couples? · · Score: 1
    My girlfriend will mess you up any day in Halo. She rolls with my crew on the an XBox named "The Sack" under the handle, GirlNutz... It fits right in with deez, doz, dem, my, etc. Find us on XBconnect and she will prove that some girls do say, "I wanna play too!"

    Yep, and with those large hands of hers she doesn't even need to upgrade to a Controller S. Oh.. wait a minute..

  6. I don't know about empathy.. on On Bringing Emotions To Videogames · · Score: 1

    .. since I didn't, nor do I have long hair and a ferrari, but playing Daikatana pretty much nailed the 'despair' thing.

  7. Well, my werewolf hunting days were over.. on Is Your Silver-based Thermal Paste Really Silver? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, several hospilizations later, at least I know why my super soaker filled with 'silver' thermal paste was having no effect upon the local lycanthropes. Damn you, false advertisers.

  8. Exported? on Australian Firm Asks SCO To Detail Evidence · · Score: 1
    It's even more amusing when one realises that no self-respecting Australian will be seen dead drinking Foster's. The only reason it's exported is because nobody's silly enough to drink it here.

    Exported? Not in the UK it isn't - it's apparently brewed in the EU, as is Budweisers etc.

  9. I'm confused... on Explaining the Mars Photo Colorization · · Score: -1, Redundant

    So the moon landing was real but the Mars Landing was faked? That'd explain why one newspaper saw fit to dedicate a double spread to how much the Mars landscape looked like a section of the Australian Outback. Presmably Beagle is being used as a barbie stand in Paul Hogan's back yard. Crocodile Dundee 4 anyone?

  10. I love it when a haiku comes together on Copyrighted Haiku Delivers Spam Through Filters · · Score: 1
    plain jibber jabber

    You are Mister T.
    I claim my five pounds.
    PS. Someone stole your van.

  11. You forgot to mention... on The Walking Dead of Silicon Valley · · Score: 1

    .. the huge amount of money you have resting in a bank account that you need our help to get at, in return for a percentage. Oh, wait, that all went to Milton..

  12. The Walking Dead of ... India! on The Walking Dead of Silicon Valley · · Score: 5, Interesting

    With so many IT call centre roles being outsourced to India, why not utilize India's Walking Dead. Specifically, there's an army - pun intended - of people who are considered legally dead in India due to corrupt officials declaring them dead so their relatives could get their hands on their land. I'm not making this up.. see this story

  13. Headlines this time next year... on Sony's PSX A Hit In Japan, PS2 Launches In China · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    China Sues Rockstar - Grand Theft Auto 4 Lawsuit

    'A lawsuit has recently been brought against Rockstar, creators of Grand Theft Auto 4, by the Easily Offended People's Republic of China, a Chinese moral minority watchdog. The lawsuit alledges that the GTA4 mission 'Tickle all the Chinamen with feathers and tickling sticks because we don't want to offend anyone after that Haitian f**k-up' was clearly encouraging people to tickle Chinese people, and was directly responsible for a number of drive by ticklings. The lawsuit also alledged that it was grossly offensive to brand all Chinese people as ticklish, furthering an offensive sterotype. Rockstar's spokesman, a Mr Ken Dodd, denies all charges'

  14. Change? We don't need no stinkin' change. on Writing an End to the Bio of BIOS? · · Score: 1
    Change I can handle. Heck, the entire computer industry is BASED on change.

    Or in some companies cases, turning you upside down and shaking you till the change comes out of your pockets.

  15. Of interest to console makers? on Writing an End to the Bio of BIOS? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Particularly Microsoft themselves - if X-Box reaches a third iteration - I doubt this'll make X-Box 2. It may well allow them to put a stop to the old trick of soldering in a new bios chip that takes precedence over the onboard bios, thereby allowing the user to run all sorts of software, legal oses and programs and illegal pirate copies.

  16. One of the reasons I got an X-Box... on Tom's 46 Video Card Roundup · · Score: 4, Insightful

    .. was that working with PCs every day, coupled with the hassle of upgrading my own PC to play the latest games got on my nerves. Currently, my PC does all I want it to do - can be used to go on the internet, play most older games, and so forth. I may upgrade at some point when I'm not dealing with PCs every day, but at the moment I prefer just being able to get a game, slap it in my console and know it'll run at a decent rate.

  17. Paging Mr Irony... on OnStar Considered Harmful · · Score: 2, Insightful

    .. to a thread about the New York Times complaining about privacy when their site requires you to register and log in, thus tracking what you read.

  18. Depenguinator? on Depenguinator "Upgrades" Linux to BSD · · Score: 1, Funny

    Found next to the Bat Anti-Shark pills in Batman's utility belt, maybe? Still no reaction to the news from Mr Flibble, though

  19. Slashdot Nitpickers Society? on UK Police Want An Automotive Tractor Beam · · Score: 1
    Probably will be easy to hack, Then you could just block the frequency the car uses for remote control.. Boom Police don't control you... If you ask me it sounds like something from that scene in Terminator 3...

    It does. Though it'll come too late to explain how the movie makers thought they could get away with the terminator remote controlling cars that had no remote driving mechanism to start with. Maybe she spawned midget terminators who drove the cars just out sight..

  20. Just wait till Joe Public gets hold of these... on UK Police Want An Automotive Tractor Beam · · Score: 1

    .. it'd make the remote control traffic light changer yesterday's news. Someone cut you up? Hit your handy bootlegged car stopping device and speed past them. Until they do the same to you...

  21. Brain flip... on Mars Rovers On Final Approach · · Score: 1, Funny

    Anyone else read that as 'Selling Steven Hawking on E-Bay'? 'Genius for sale, good cond, comes with Phd, batteries not included.'

  22. But... on Mars Rovers On Final Approach · · Score: 2, Funny
    We'll just say they have weapons of mass destruction.

    Yep, but we have better weapons of mass destruction *sniffles*. Hmm.. I can feel a cold coming on.

  23. Chug once.... on Mars Rovers On Final Approach · · Score: 2, Insightful

    .. every time a probe/rover takes a shot of a supposedly manufactured phenomenon on Mars - the face, the canals, etc, revealing them to tbe natural, and those who claimed the structure was alien-made miraculously manage to find another artifical feature before tea-time.

  24. I suppose.. on Mars Rovers On Final Approach · · Score: 1
    And I propose that we abolish the phrase "in the wake of". Is it really so hard to just say "after"?

    .. that it's an attempt to imply the preceding event .. sorry, event before, was so significant as to create a wake that affected all around it.

  25. I for one.. on Mars Rovers On Final Approach · · Score: 4, Funny

    .. am deeply disappointed by the lack of dog puns.. 'Beagle 2 fails to bark'... 'Down, Rover'.. 'Beagle 2 Space Probe has Ruff Landing'.. so much potential unfulfilled.