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Australian Firm Asks SCO To Detail Evidence

An anonymous reader submits A Perth, Western Australian company called CyberKnights has told SCO ANZ's MD to detail its IP claims or face legal action for fraud. SCO has just released licenses for Australasia and claims enquiries by several companies already."

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  1. about time by shlomo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    finally someone got their act together, lets hope others take heed.

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    1. Re:about time by homboe · · Score: 5, Interesting

      On the Electronic Frontier Foundation site (EFF) site I found http://action.eff.org/action/index.asp?step=2&item =2775 talking how to fight back.

      I have not yet found, statistics on how many registered voters are fighting back, what state does these voters come from, etc etc. I think it would be interesting if EFF had that to show what kind of support against SCO exists. Anyone know if this exists? (Please tell me I am blind and cant read :)

    2. Re:about time by Eggplant62 · · Score: 1
      On the Electronic Frontier Foundation site (EFF) site I found http://action.eff.org/action/index.asp?step=2&item =2775 talking how to fight back.

      I have not yet found, statistics on how many registered voters are fighting back, what state does these voters come from, etc etc. I think it would be interesting if EFF had that to show what kind of support against SCO exists. Anyone know if this exists? (Please tell me I am blind and cant read :)


      I had one of these letters sent to my congresscritters back during the summer. I remember recently getting a response to the tune that the congresscritters could not intervene, that the case would have to wind its way through the courts and that congresscritters by law are not allowed to step in to help stop SCO's actions.

      Anyone bothering to send that letter off to their congresscritters should think again. All you're doing is wasting your congresscritter's time and resources responding to a challenge they can do nothing about.
    3. Re:about time by flossie · · Score: 1
      Anyone bothering to send that letter off to their congresscritters should think again. All you're doing is wasting your congresscritter's time and resources responding to a challenge they can do nothing about.

      It is rarely a waste of time to write to your elected representatives. Even if they can do nothing in individual cases, it alerts them to your concerns and gives them a better idea about what issues are important to you.

      There are a number of benefits that can come from this. Most obvious, of course, is that if lots of their constituents are telling them similar things, they may be motivated enough to do something about it and fix the law or have a quiet word with someone influential enough to do something about it.

      Other less direct benefits can also result, however. If legislation comes up in future which impacts on the issue, they will already be aware of your feelings. If public consultations on related issues are launched, they are likely to tell you ahead of time (easy brownie points for them!) rather than letting you find out from the news when the deadline has closed and the results are announced.

      So, if the next government tries to implement legislation to make IP claims immune from counter-suits (or some similarly silly scheme), and if you have already written to your representative to let them know how badly SCO is behaving, they might just pay a little more attention to the text of the bill and be ready to challenge the underlying assumptions.

      As always though, it's better to write in your own words rather than just to send off some standard form. They want to know what you think, not what people who you agree with think.

    4. Re:about time by tiger99 · · Score: 1
      Maybe it is easier in Australian law, as it has been already in Germany, where SCO had to put up or shut up. AFAIK they had to do the latter.

      SCO's conduct is a recipie for disaster, McFraud has battles running in how many countries now? Is he stupid enough to take on the whole world? Or is it his paymaster/puppetmaster Bill who is pulling the strings?

      Either way, they are fools. They only need to get a good thrashing in one court in a major country, remembering that they, like the entire industry, supposedly do business world-wide, and the game is over. The sooner the better!

      I wonder where the Australians keep their convicts nowadays? I hope it is not too comfortable.

    5. Re:about time by Winkhorst · · Score: 1

      If they shut up in Germany and can still drag this thing out in other places, then the rest of your argument crumbles. They seem to be using a shotgun approach and are trying to cause as much trouble as they can no matter how many hits they take in various countries. Which leads me to believe that at least one of your suppositions is correct. That Uncle Bill is somehow involved in this little scheme. As for selling short, I would remind you all that MyCrowsOff (ha!) has vast sums of cash on hand and unless the authorities show a bit more gumption and intelligence than they have in the past, said corporation can prop up SCO for as long as it takes to put a real hurt on the free software community.

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    6. Re:about time by Roger_Explosion · · Score: 1

      OK, as an Australian I am getting kind of sick of being patronised. I can take a light hearted quip as well as the next guy, but there's way too much condescension levelled at Australia these days.

      Despite what many people might think, we're a very modern, cosmopolitan society.

      Steve Irwin etc. is what we use to get the tourists in, and it works a treat. but for the most part we're quite civilised :)

      That's all, best wishes everyone.

  2. Let's get all the one-liners out at once... by LostCluster · · Score: 1, Funny

    - These Australians are not the only ones asking... - Hey Australia, if you see any proof, let us know, we've been looking for it too. - Just one firm? I thought more would be questioning. - Are those enquiries actually from people intrested in buying, or just wanting the proof... - So they've finally run out of Americans to bother? - Time to short SCOX!

    1. Re:Let's get all the one-liners out at once... by Weaselmancer · · Score: 5, Funny

      It figures that it'd finally get tried in Austraila...

      ....wait for it....

      ...because Darl knows his only chance is a kangaroo court!

      Ba dump bump! I'll be here all week, be sure to try the buffet.

      Weaselmancer

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    2. Re:Let's get all the one-liners out at once... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once Australia finds out SCO's CEO isn't a Bruce, it'll be all over for them.

    3. Re:Let's get all the one-liners out at once... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it must be costing SCO - each time somebody from any country threatens legal action - they would have to have their legal people review both the claim and the legal strength of that claim from the relevant country etc $$$$$$$$$ and resources - AUSSIE! AUSSIE! AUSSIE! - OI! OI! OI!

    4. Re:Let's get all the one-liners out at once... by collinl · · Score: 1

      Who cares?
      SCO is basically a US problem, not ours.

  3. What's to declare? by ObviousGuy · · Score: 1

    "We own Linux."

    Isn't that about it?

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  4. SCO: by TexVex · · Score: 5, Funny

    SCO: Australian for fraud.

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    1. Re:SCO: by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      Isn't that...

      SCO: American for fraud

      ??

    2. Re:SCO: by SkArcher · · Score: 1

      There are small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri who know what the term means.

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    3. Re:SCO: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      only in soviet russia.

    4. Re:SCO: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      no

      SCO: is American, for "Just another day at the office", unfortunately.
      see also: grey money politics & bowling for Collumbine....

    5. Re:SCO: by britneys+9th+husband · · Score: 1

      How is this possible? The SCO barratry hadn't started yet 4.3 years ago.

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    6. Re:SCO: by mandolin · · Score: 2, Informative
      SCO: Australian for fraud
      Isn't that... SCO: American for fraud

      It's a satire on (U.S.) Fosters commercials that carry the tagline "Fosters: Australian for Beer".

      Which is actually pretty funny all by itself.

    7. Re:SCO: by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      In case it needs explaining to non-Australians:

      1. The Foster brothers were Americans.

      2. Foster's Lager is truly horrible catpiss - most people I know won't drink it.

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    8. Re:SCO: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      did they feed the cats asparagus?

    9. Re:SCO: by capsteve · · Score: 1

      HA HA!!!
      even the thought of asparagus-ified cat piss turns my stomach...

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    10. Re:SCO: by The+Fink · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It's even more amusing when one realises that no self-respecting Australian will be seen dead drinking Foster's.

      The only reason it's exported is because nobody's silly enough to drink it here.

    11. Re:SCO: by AhBeeDoi · · Score: 1

      Americans drink shitty beer because we don't know any better (well, some do and some are cheapskates).

    12. Re:SCO: by MattyCobb · · Score: 1

      actually fosters is not australian at all. it is brewed and bottled in non other than canada.

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    13. Re:SCO: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, you just stick your head in the sand. Couldn't get over the idea that Canada has just as many guns yet none of the violence, could you? Face it America, you need to stop making excuses and face the fact that your society is a bunch of violent bigots who just want to destroy each other.

    14. Re:SCO: by Morky · · Score: 1

      Jesus, the yabbos are even trying to blame Fosters on us!

    15. Re:SCO: by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      I don't get it... pay $20 to get drunk with 30 budweisers, or pay $20 to get drunk off 8 cans of Guinness. I just don't get it... :-/

      BTW: Guinness goes REAL well with Prime Rib...

    16. Re:SCO: by fireman+sam · · Score: 1

      I could also argue that Cola-cola is not American, because it is, and I quote "Prepared and canned by Coca-cola Amatil (Aust.) Pty Ltd 71 Ma... Street Sydney NSW 2000"

      If you buy a can from Melbourne, where do you think that would be prepared and bottled? (Hint: it is Melbourne)

      You would find that the company that owns the TM for a beverage will give authority to a local bottler or brewer (sp?) to produce a local product that follows manufacturing guide lines and stick the label on it.

      Even more off topic: Coke in America contains corn syrup and I think that it tastes like shit, but in Australia it is full of good healthy sugar. Mmmm.

      Well it is now 12:40am here and I am going to have an "Ice cold can of Coka-cola to quench my summer night thurst" (Queue music, and beach balls, and hot chicks in bathers)

      What was the topic again? see this for a bit of beer goodness:

      www.ausimports.com/beer.htm

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    17. Re:SCO: by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      bathers? Australian vocab word for today! Thanks!

    18. Re:SCO: by fireman+sam · · Score: 1

      Ok then, swimmers. It could be worse, back in the 70's they were called "Toggs"

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    19. Re:SCO: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You get drunk on only 8 cans of Guinness? What a lightweight.

    20. Re:SCO: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Canada has violence. Get between a Canuck and beer or hockey, and you'll see a completely different side to us.

      That's the side the Michael Moore didn't show you.

    21. Re:SCO: by ostrich2 · · Score: 1

      I guess some people just really like to pee.

    22. Re:SCO: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Actually he did refer to it, as he did to the english soccer thugs, the point made which you ignore, is that all the excuses used are evidenced in other societies, but they don't have 10,000+ deaths by guns per year....

      see: Head + Sand.

    23. Re:SCO: by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      Swimmers? ANOTHER vocabulary enhancement from Continent XXXX. Thanks again!

  5. criminals by viniosity · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Maybe this has been answered already, but does anyone know whether SCO's board or management can face criminal charges if all these allegations are proved unsubstantiated?

    1. Re:criminals by mschoolbus · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think they would go to a federal "pound me in the ass" prison.

      We could only hope.

    2. Re:criminals by tftp · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think this is possible only if it can be shown that the responsible individuals did what they did not as a collective corporate entity but as a group of individuals. More here. IANAL, of course...

    3. Re:criminals by inode_buddha · · Score: 0, Troll
      " I think they would go to a federal "pound me in the ass" prison."

      I feel sorry for Bubba...

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    4. Re:criminals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      They would have to prove that they knew that the allegations were false and that they actively pursued litigation anyway. Just not being able to substantiate their claims would not be enough. That could be due to incompetent lawyers, honest misunderstandings, etc. You have to prove intent to deceive.

    5. Re:criminals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      WARNING! Goatse.cx type link!

      Do Not CLick!

    6. Re:criminals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Congrats on lousy linking. There was not one link there of any real value. Here is a good link. Either way you don't need to "pierce the corporate veil" when there is fraud. Piercing the corporate veil helps shareholders recover directly from the directors of the company. Fraud is just plain illegal.

    7. Re:criminals by Fnkmaster · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Yes, in theory they have probably broken several laws. In practice, it is VERY difficult to prove that they weren't just trying to maximize shareholder value and make the most of their interpretation of the intellectual property they think they own. Unfortunately, being stupid and being wrong aren't themselves crimes, and showing that they knowingly and intentionally violated securities regulations (a la pump and dump), or purgered themselves in court or something that could lead to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison is very difficult. Witness the Enron case - only by securing cooperation and testimony from some mid- to high- level poeple are they able to make a case that the top level folks were anything other than tremendously stupid and misled.


      That being said, our high standards of evidence are something we should be proud of. I just think that the stupidity/ignorance defense should be done away with at a corporate executive/director level. We need the equivalent of Sarbannes-Oxley for ALL corporate behavior, not just the financials, since there are other kinds of corporate fraud damaging the economy and the public trust in America, beyond misleading 10K submissions.

    8. Re:criminals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, come on, that shit was funny...

    9. Re:criminals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Sarbanes-Oxley is a work in progress and the process of "establishing and maintaining an adequate internal control structure and procedures for financial reporting" should cover all corporate behavior since everything that a company does essentially effects its financials.

    10. Re:criminals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      goatse.cx (RIP) type link... its not goatse, and its an apt depiction of dear ol' darl

    11. Re:criminals by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Unfortunately, being stupid and being wrong aren't themselves crimes

      Otherwise, our prez would be in jail [duck]

    12. Re:criminals by Master+Bait · · Score: 1
      That's true in the US, but I wonder how high the bar is for fraud in Australia.

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    13. Re:criminals by KI0PX · · Score: 1
      Yes, in theory they have probably broken several laws. In practice, it is VERY difficult to prove...

      "In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there is."
      -Yogi Berra

    14. Re:criminals by Erick+the+Red · · Score: 1

      Witness the Enron case - only by securing cooperation and testimony from some mid- to high- level poeple are they able to make a case that the top level folks were anything other than tremendously stupid and misled.

      You'd think that if someone makes millions of dollars a year for what they do, we could assume they are at least reasonably smart and competent. Unfortunately, the law thinks otherwise.
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    15. Re:criminals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can we send you to prison if it turns out
      that SCO's claims are true? I mean, after
      all, if their claims are true then every
      thing you are saying could be prosecuted
      as slander, or worse.

    16. Re:criminals by GSloop · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What ought to happen is this:

      The Executives get to pick *ONE*

      A) I'm a total idiot. I had no idea what my company was doing - I'm not liable for the companies misdeeds.

      B) I knew exactly what was going on. That's what I'm paid for. I'm personally responsible for the acts of my company.

      However, if they pick A, the shareholders, companies and entities owed funds by the company, and anyone who can show damages can sue the execs personally for fraud and deception. Clearly they got everyone to believe they had the skill to perform their jobs, but didn't. Thus, their pay and all assets resulting from that pay go directly to the company, and all who suffered from it's demise. (This should equally apply to the board positions, as they are the ones who are *supposed* to make sure the company in under good management and run properly.)

      Cheers,
      Greg

    17. Re:criminals by CountBrass · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Wrong? Well that's subjective, although I agree with you.

      Stupid? Hardly. He's managed to steal the Presidency, enrich himself and his wealthy friends, illegally invade two countries (whilst fooling most of the US population), get away with changing a $200Billion budget excess into a $500billion defecit and he's managed to do away with a lot of the civil rights US citizens used to have. And there hasn't been an armed revolt and he's still a serious contender to be re-elected.

      So no I don't think he's stupid, I think he is fucking smart. The stupid people are the ones who are putting up with it and paying the price. (US national debt no stands at around $24,000 for each and every man, woman and child in the country - that's how much El Presidente has borrowed in your name). Not sure how you put a price on the civil rights you guys have lost recently but it must be greater.

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    18. Re:criminals by AoT · · Score: 1

      And you think Bush was the prime operative in all of that? heh. Cheney my friend, Cheney. I only hope who ever tries to kill him after he wins reelction knows this.

    19. Re:criminals by LarsWestergren · · Score: 1

      It has been mentioned before in threads on Slashdot, but since the joke keep coming up, here we go again: Prison rape isn't really funny.

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    20. Re:criminals by tres · · Score: 1

      Ha, he's smart as hell. Why do you think he's still gracing the world with his somewhat presence?

      He knew long before anyone else did did what would keep him safe:

      Dick Cheney as president.

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    21. Re:criminals by DataCannibal · · Score: 1

      You'd like that, wouldn't you :-)

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    22. Re:criminals by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Otherwise, our prez would be in jail [duck]

      Otherwise, more of the US would be on the inside than on the outside [blame the ducking guy]

      Kjella

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    23. Re:criminals by cdrudge · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's not rape unless it's not consentual. Can you honestly speak for all of them and say that they wouldn't enjoy it?

      Besides, it's a fricking joke.

    24. Re:criminals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      America is the only democracy in the world where people are proud of the hideous state of their prisons. That would be funny if it weren't so sad.

      Mind you, America is also one of the few remaining democracies which still practice the death penalty, so it's fairly clear that their attitude to crime and punishment is rather different from other nations'.

    25. Re:criminals by ultrabot · · Score: 1

      I suppose it will give a new meaning to IANAL also.

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    26. Re:criminals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Prison rape isn't really funny.

      I guess it depends on the rapist and the rapee. Many would not feel too sorry for Darl, for instance.

    27. Re:criminals by Eggplant62 · · Score: 1
      It has been mentioned before in threads on Slashdot, but since the joke keep coming up, here we go again: Prison rape isn't really funny.


      Jeebus... Every time someone mentions "relay rape" on NANAE, some kneejerk rape victim immediately chimes in with her reaction that rape isn't a joke, that anyone's use of the word rape in connection with the unauthorized use of an open mail relay only belittles the victims.

      Now, we have males claiming the same thing about prison rape. I should throw my laptop and all the other PC's in this house in the garbage and find something else to fuckin' do. In a land where there's six inches of snow on the ground, the temperature is in the single digits Farenheit, that's gonna be damned hard to do.
    28. Re:criminals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once again, prison rape gets modded as funny. Mods, please get a clue.

    29. Re:criminals by goranb · · Score: 1

      Does anyone know what Darls sexual habits are?
      This might not be a real punishment for him...

    30. Re:criminals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I think they would go to a federal "pound me in the ass" prison."

      Can we put that phrase into the lameness filter?

    31. Re:criminals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Prison rape isn't really funny.

      Not *really* funny? Are you sure? Have you tried?

      (Oh, you were on the *receiving* end. Sorry.)

    32. Re:criminals by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

      Boy, too bad we didn't all elect the idiots in Congress who go along with this evil president's plans, eh? Man, that GW sure is smart, for stealing the presidency as well as all of the seats in the House, the seats in the Senate, and the majority of the Supreme Court.

      That's right - this isn't a monarchy, and the prez doesn't write all the laws that get passed. Those things - AKA "Legislation" - usually come from the "Legislative" branch - AKA Congress. "Senor President" mostly just signs things that are presented to him by people representing a majority of the states.

    33. Re:criminals by fermion · · Score: 1
      Unfortunately, being stupid and being wrong aren't themselves crimes

      I would really like to see a plea agreement in which the executive of the fraud ridden company publicly admits he or she is stupid and incompetent, perhaps taking an ad with a appropriately worded letter in the Times, Journal, Forbes and Money. In exchange for such an admission, there would be no trial, there would be no jail time, and no one money would be wasted.

      I really believe that some of the cases over the past few years could be settled this way. I believe many executives do deserve jail time, but why waste the resources? The bottom line is that they are stupid and should be treated as such.

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    34. Re:criminals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, what does the size of the US debt matter? Either the dollar will keep dropping, so that the debt gets less and less (they're not daft enough to have set the debt in Yen, Pounds or Euros), or US exports will pick up, and there won't be imports because nobody in the US will be able to afford them. But if it keeps dropping, you'll have Indian backpackers going round New York declaring how you can live there on a handful of rupees a day!

    35. Re:criminals by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1
      Well, that solution is a bit extreme. You are essentially talking about removing completely the concept of the corporate veil, and the liability shield it provides. The problem is that without this, it's very hard to take lots of the day-to-day risks you must take in business. I know I wouldn't if I thought there was a realistic chance that instead of the company getting sued I would get sued personally.


      No, there needs to be a shield from liability for the vast majority of interbusiness disputes. In general the system works well. The SCO and Enron cases are on totally different scales. They are inflicting massive negative externalities on innocent third parties through unrestrained fraud. In the case of Enron it was absurd financial constructs and 401(k) shenanigans that left thousands of employees without their life savings, and hundreds of thousands of shareholders in a world of financial hurt. And in the case of SCO it is trying to remove jobs and reduce commercial support for people who have generously donated their time, brains and energy to Open Source projects in general, destroy the legal basis for the fabulous community built around the Free and Open Source Software communities, and create a long lasting aura of FUD around Linux.

    36. Re:criminals by pete-classic · · Score: 1

      Please see http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2003/09/pr int/20030904-9.html

      -Peter

      PS: Does anyone know why the slashcode sticks those damn spaces in URLs?

      -Peter

    37. Re:criminals by dyte · · Score: 1

      First of all, I agree with you, except your math needs some adjusting.

      There are 290M people in the US
      $500B/290M = $1724
      With Your math,
      $500B/$24K = 20M != people in the US.

    38. Re:criminals by Catbeller · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You'd hope in vain. Executives go to minimum security prison, which is code for "rich white man prison where you are actually guarded from rape".

      But for the vast majority of wealthy offenders, they will never see the inside of a courthouse, much less a prison. Ken Lay's Enron stole billions from California, with the White House providing political cover ("it's all the environmentalists' fault! Black Helicopters! Conspiracy theorists! And by the way, here's Arnold!") and will never even see the NEWS about his crimes, if he chooses not to, much less do a perp walk.

      Steal $20 from a cash register, go to jail and get raped. With the People cheering and demanding pay per view.

      I just noodled the reason why people don't care about wealthy people getting away with major crime: they want to BE the guys getting away with the crimes. They think it's cool! Moore might actually have nailed it: the Horatio Algier syndrome (YOU can be the rich guy who gets away with it -- it's the American Dream!) So people want, in a perverse way, a stratum of people who get all the cash and can't get convicted. In America, it's barely possible to join the elite -- although stats show most such people are just born to their status.

      I have perspective born of experience. I grew up in a poor neighborhood, where just walking the street could get you arrested if you didn't look right to a cop. I've had cops break into my house right in front of me.

      Contrast it to my later experience in the Chicago northern suburbs, where drugs were sold openly around school. The young scions of the suburbs openly assaulted and battered people of different colors, shapes, and religions. Car theft was common. You'd see kids you know driving around and smashing people's cars with rocks.

      And there was NO CRIME RATE among these kids, officially. They never "committed" crimes -- it was invisible to the local cops, unless it was committed right in front of them.

      Rich and/or connected people don't commit crimes, and they certainly don't go to jail. Well, there are exceptions, but you get the drift.

      PMITAP is for the poor.

    39. Re:criminals by starm_ · · Score: 1

      you are confusing debt with deficit

    40. Re:criminals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    41. Re:criminals by dyte · · Score: 1

      You are right, I did confuse debt/deficit

      The current debt is about 7T

      The current budget deficit of 500B increases the debt by $1724K/person

      But at the start of this administration it was about 5.6T so, he (they) should be held accountable for 1.4T in additional debt or 4800/person. An argument could be made that the current administration should have reduced the 5.6T, but thats getting even farther off topic.

      All that being said, I still agree that its too much.

    42. Re:criminals by philbert26 · · Score: 1
      Stupid? Hardly. He's managed to steal the Presidency, enrich himself and his wealthy friends, illegally invade two countries (whilst fooling most of the US population)

      Following on from our earlier SPEWS discussions, is the official Slashdot position that it's OK to block ISPs who host spammers but not OK to invade countries that host the organizers of 9/11?

    43. Re:criminals by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 1


      When you block Spammers you are using your own hardware and are just refusing passage to people (e-mails in that case) you don't like. How is that the same as invading countries hosting the organisers of 9/11 (and since when has Iraq had anything direct to do with 9/11).

      And if every country encouraging terrorism (whether hosting or training terrorists) should be invaded then when is the US going to be invaded?

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    44. Re:criminals by HiThere · · Score: 1

      The corporate veil is supposed to be for the stockholders, not for the executives. It *should* be removed from the executives and from the board of directors to whatever extent it it present.

      And considering various acts of various corporations...I'm not totally sure that the direct stockholders shouldn't bear some liability. (That would usually be mutual funds, etc. And some people. Whoever directly manages the stock buying and selling.)

      Also, acting as an agent of a corporation should not be a shield against legal action. For anyone. Just because the corporations is, or should be, liable doesn't mean that the actual person performing the action shouldn't also be fully liable.

      Also, plea bargaining is way out of hand. All plea bargaining should be required to be done in open court, with full public disclosure of the terms, and of who suggested them and who agreed to them. And under what threats.

      And prior sequesteration of property is totally vile. Property to be used as evidence should be required to be replaced immediately, not at such future time as is convenient. (Yes, that WOULD make legal prosecution more expensive. But the defendant shouldn't be paying the costs of the prosecution *before* they've been convicted!) It they want to seize you car or computer or whatever as evidence, then have them replace it with a equivalent or better one, which would include copying all the data from the old disk onto the new one.

      Current law enforcement tends to totally ignore equity in favor of "We've got the power, so do what we say! Hands up AND spread those cheeks. Don't argue! I said hands up! I said spread 'em!"

      (Well, OK, so I, perhaps, exaggerate a bit. But similar cases are reported all too often. And I've seen cases close enough to that for me to wonder what happens when nobody's looking.)

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    45. Re:criminals by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      "Contrast it to my later experience in the Chicago northern suburbs, where drugs were sold openly around school. The young scions of the suburbs openly assaulted and battered people of different colors, shapes, and religions. Car theft was common. You'd see kids you know driving around and smashing people's cars with rocks."

      I am curious what northern suburb of Chicago you are talking about. I went to HS in a NW suburb called Barrington, where 95% of kids at that school smoked weed, and it was almost an accepted fact by the police. Sure you'd see 1-3 kids you knew in the police blotter every week, but that's really nothing compared to the 2600 in the school. But this suburb is considered safe....it doesn't have much of other types of crime.

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    46. Re:criminals by GSloop · · Score: 1

      When "the concept of the corporate veil" also shields companies from responsibility that we'd require of an actual person, then it ought to be abolished.

      If value jet kills someone - what happens? Almost nothing. The company declared bankruptcy, the execs walked with their large compensation in their pockets, and no one was personally responsbile.

      If I, as a person, did something so reckless, then I *personally* go to jail. But if I do it in the line of work, then basically, I get a free pass?

      I think not - or certainly ought not to be.

      Corp veil is really a load of crap.

      If you want to run a company, as an exec, board member etc, then you ought to be *personally* responsible for the acts of your company. If you did know, or *should* have known, then act as if those acts were committed personally by the executives.

      Would this scare a lot of execs? Sure! Would it make the execs and board members much more careful about the acts of their companies? Sure.

      While, I doubt this is going too far, I'll concide that it might. However, in the curent climate, we're far too far over the cliff in not holding them responsbile to offer much worry about making them too responsbile. Get me somewhere close, then we can talk about moderation.

      Cheers,
      Greg

    47. Re: criminals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try again. California was ripped off starting in June of 2000. Clinton was president at the time. If you want to go after somebody, go after Clinton.

      I have always lived in California and watched first hand the drama unfold.

    48. Re:criminals by IncohereD · · Score: 1

      I am curious what northern suburb of Chicago you are talking about. I went to HS in a NW suburb called Barrington, where 95% of kids at that school smoked weed, and it was almost an accepted fact by the police. Sure you'd see 1-3 kids you knew in the police blotter every week, but that's really nothing compared to the 2600 in the school. But this suburb is considered safe....it doesn't have much of other types of crime.

      OH. MY. GOD. You just hit on exactly the reason why Canada was about to legalize weed, if only the new leader wasn't so intent on buddying back up to the US. Fuck. Stoned people don't go out and steal cars and smash them up. Although drunk people do. Figure that one out.

    49. Re:criminals by TekPolitik · · Score: 1
      Otherwise, more of the US would be on the inside than on the outside

      More of the US are on the inside rather than the outside. Well, near enough anyway. The US imprisons more of their population than any other country on Earth.

      Land of the free, home of the self-deluded.

    50. Re:criminals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...invade countries that host the organizers of 9/11?

      Singular, my friend, as in country (i.e., Afganistan only). Unless ofcourse you are a Fox News junkie, 80% of whom believe that Sad-am was responsible for 9/11. In fact, Pakistan (creator of the Tally-ban, and currently harboring many Tally-ban & possibly Been-Laiden himself), Saudi Arabia (main funding agency for BL, and home of 14 of 19 of the 9/11 goons), and Egypt (home of the other 5 goons) bear more responsibility than Iraq. But we have yet to send our boys there.

    51. Re:criminals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Learn to read, and come back after you've completed your grade school "reading comprehension" course. The original poster didn't make any 'claims' about SCO dimshit.

    52. Re:criminals by LarsWestergren · · Score: 1

      I should throw my laptop and all the other PC's in this house in the garbage and find something else to fuckin' do.

      Here is a suggestion for an empirical experiment you can do to spend your time: Why don't you go and get raped and see if you still find jokes about rape amusing?

      In a land where there's six inches of snow on the ground, the temperature is in the single digits Farenheit, that's gonna be damned hard to do.


      Oh boo hoo. You Americans are SUCH wimps. It's minus 20 centigrade here and plenty of snow, and I went out jogging yesterday for 45 minutes! :-)

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  6. See, look what a swimsuit photo shoot can do... by Xpilot · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...to win the hearts and minds of Australian authorities. Linus poses in a speedo in .au, and his popularity there surges! Governments rush to his defence, fighting off evil SCO lawyers for Linus! If Darl wants to get support, he'll have to do the same ; strip and get dunked.

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    1. Re:See, look what a swimsuit photo shoot can do... by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      If Darl wants to get support, he'll have to do the same ; strip and get dunked.

      Do we really want to see that?

    2. Re:See, look what a swimsuit photo shoot can do... by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Yeah, we do.

      It's boiling oil this time ;)

      Jaysyn

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    3. Re:See, look what a swimsuit photo shoot can do... by SkArcher · · Score: 1

      Is Hydrochloric Acid an optional extra? How much?

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    4. Re:See, look what a swimsuit photo shoot can do... by nacturation · · Score: 2, Funny

      If Darl wants to get support, he'll have to do the same ; strip and get dunked.

      Do we really want to see that?


      Depends.. how long would they hold him under?

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    5. Re:See, look what a swimsuit photo shoot can do... by juggleme · · Score: 1
      Depends.. how long would they hold him under?

      I don't know about you, but I don't want to see his Depends...

  7. But.. by Neuroelectronic · · Score: 4, Interesting

    why is SCO's stock still at 15? even after red hat joined the user protection game..

    1. Re:But.. by iminplaya · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Just think of the stock market as a giant slot machine where you need a broker to pull the handle. Pure unadulturated greed is what keeps it alive. Investing in SCO is a excelent example of this greed. Gotta make a gazillion buckaroos before the end of the day. Like all gambling addicts, the invester is probably trying to recoup their losses from other investments. I'm sure some will make out very nicely.

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    2. Re:But.. by 1000101 · · Score: 1

      You make the stock market sound like a Las Vegas roulette wheel. Not quite. The stock market helps drive free economies. People who work at companies that participate in an open market have a direct impact on the performance of the stock. Home Depot is a perfect example of this. The company offered its employees excellent stock options, and with a lot of hard work by them, many of them made much more than they could have with their salaries alone. Stock markets are a good thing, but you have to be educated in order to protect/increase your assests.

    3. Re:But.. by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      That sure helped a lot of people when the mutual funds where market timing thereby causing their own customers to not have as high a rate of return as the should simply so the heads could make more money.

    4. Re:But.. by rmohr02 · · Score: 1

      Most of SCO's stock is owned by its executives or corporate allies, and they trade amongst themselves to keep the stock price high.

    5. Re:But.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you don't do your own homework don't bitch about the results of someone else doing it for you.

      There's nothing stopping you from educating yourself and making your own decisions.

    6. Re:But.. by aztektum · · Score: 1

      Because Wallstreet watches CNBC and probably doesn't know /. exists.

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    7. Re:But.. by Malcontent · · Score: 2, Insightful

      For the exact same reason apple stock went down after apple announced higher then expected earnings. Because the stock market is a giant casino that's why. The value of a stock has nothing to do with the company, what it does, how much money it makes, who runs it, or who works there.

      Stocks go up because lots of people think it's going to go up. Stocks go down because lots of people think the stocks going to go down.

      It's as simple as that and there is nothing more to it. It's a mass psycosis.

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    8. Re:But.. by Blackhalo · · Score: 1

      Well, with SCOX having 13.8 shares outstanding, a stock price of ~$16, sueing for 30 Billion, some one buying the stock would have to believe their chances of winning are better than 136 to 1 or that someone even duber than them would buy the stock later at an even higer price. Of course with the funny legal payment the effective odds get much worse.

      Of course some us Slashdotters would feel that over the long term, one's money would be better spent at the roulette wheel. At least there, you get free drinks while the house takes your money.

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    9. Re: But.. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > Most of SCO's stock is owned by its executives or corporate allies, and they trade amongst themselves to keep the stock price high.

      So where's the payoff in a scheme like that?

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    10. Re: But.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > So where's the payoff in a scheme like that?

      They are payed to throw legal FUD on linux and the GPL. Guess by who.

    11. Re:But.. by rcs1000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Are yu sure this is insightful? Is looks a little like paranoia, trolling or just plain ignorance.

      Economics/Finance 101:

      The stock market exists as part of the giant asset allocation machine that is modern capitalism. People with savings (retirement plans, mutual funds) buy shares in companies. These companies have "floated" on the stock exchange because they either need capital (i.e. they sold shares to raise money from the public), or because their founders or early investors wish to realise gains or to diversify their assets.

      In theory, a stock's value should be the discounted (net present) value of its future dividends.

      Now, the excitement comes for companies whose futures are extremely unclear.

      Take SCO - a company I have written about for investors. Now, if SCO wins its court case, then future dividends to shareholders (and David Boies) could be huge. Assume they get $1.5bn from IBM, and then $1bn a year in licensing from Linux. That is a cash flow you can value - and it is probably - after taxes, costs, and expensive security systems - worth about $6-8bn.

      Now, SCO is currently valued at (according to Yahoo! Finance) $220m. The market - therefore - is assigning a chance that this court case will succeed of around 2-3%.

      Does this Australian court case significantly change the probability of success in the US? No, it doesn't. Which is why SCO's stock price has hardly changed.

      (By the way, I wrote a long piece, for investors, on the probability of SCO's case being succesful, and concluded that SCO was "all mouth, and no trousers".)

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    12. Re:But.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > why is SCO's stock still at 15? even after red hat joined the user protection
      > game..

      Oh.. I bet I know what you're thinking! That some experts turn up out of nowhere and carefully research every single listed company every day to arrive at a sensible, plausible accurate rating for what a company is worth, out of the goodness of their hearts!

    13. Re: But.. by greenrd · · Score: 1
      It comes in large brown envelopes from Redmond, I suspect. ;-)

    14. Re:But.. by Malcontent · · Score: 1

      None of what you say contradicts anything I have said.

      The only reason stocks go up is because lots of people believe that it's going go up. The only reason they go down is because lots of people think it's going to go down.

      It's a mass psychosis. If you can convince a lot of people that your stock will go up then nothing else matters. Not your profits, not your products, not your employees. Nothing.

      In fact your references to winning percentages directly back me up when I say that the stock market is simply gambling with the added difficulty being nobody knows what the odds are.

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    15. Re:But.. by SQLz · · Score: 1

      Basically its just Canopy trading back and forth keeping the volume up.

    16. Re:But.. by amplt1337 · · Score: 1
      Take SCO - a company I have written about for investors. Now, if SCO wins its court case, then future dividends to shareholders (and David Boies) could be huge. Assume they get $1.5bn from IBM, and then $1bn a year in licensing from Linux.
      Sorry for the nit, but I hope you pointed out in your article the extreme improbability of SCO getting that Linux-licensing revenue stream -- can you really imagine Linus being willing to let them use the parts of his code that obviously aren't theirs? At the very least you'd need to factor in the cost of re-developing anything that escapes being termed a "derivative work."
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    17. Re:But.. by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Giving employees equity in the company they work for is good incentive. Stock options is one way of doing that. For the average investor however, it is a Vegas roulette wheel, slot machine, whatever. A better analogy might be a horse race where you think you can "beat the odds" if you study the horses, track, etc., but it's still a gamble. Free market economies are driven br greed. That may or may not be a good thing, depending on your point of view.

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    18. Re:But.. by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 1

      It seems that your explanation of value is based on dividends. What's the explanation of stocks like Microsoft, which historically never pays dividends, only paying it out once, most folks seeing this as a political favor. Many people value stocks that pay dividends less, feeling it will hurt them relative to a company that takes that money and puts it into capital investment.

      Not trying to be mean, just my experience has diverged with yours, and wnat more information on yours.

  8. ACCC by the_mad_poster · · Score: 5, Interesting

    IANAK (Kangaroo), but I've talked to Aussies, and they say the ACCC can really sink its teeth into companies that stir it up.

    I think SCO is misunderestimating the tolerance for stupid circus antics from big business overseas. It seems like we'll pander to them for awhile and play along with their stupid games, then frequently let them scurry away, but other countries' governments and court systems aren't so forgiving. Push them, they'll push back. Fortunately, it looks like SCO is the little dorky kid and now he's trying to shove the bullies that are twice as big.

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    1. Re:ACCC by The+Munger · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think SCO is misunderestimating the tolerance for stupid circus antics from big business overseas.

      I think you'll find they're misunderestimafying. Yes I'm being a smart-ass.

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    2. Re:ACCC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who is the ACCC and where are they mentioned in this article? I know. I am a ethnocentric American but ACCC sounds like the Atlantic City Civic Center to me.

    3. Re:ACCC by Snad · · Score: 5, Informative

      Who is the ACCC and where are they mentioned in this article? I know. I am a ethnocentric American but ACCC sounds like the Atlantic City Civic Center to me.

      Australian Competition and Consumer Commission.

      Basically an independent watch dog organisation set up through legislation to try to ensure the consumer doesn't get too screwed over in the course of business.

      They recently prevented a merger between Qantas and Air New Zealand which would have removed pretty much all competition in the airline industry for flights between the two countries.

      They certainly have teeth - which is remarkable for such a body.

      They are mentioned in the article as being the first step in the legal process should SCO Australia not respond.

    4. Re:ACCC by martinX · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Australian Competition and Consumer Commission. They were very toothy under Professor Alan Fels. Since he left, the ACCC has been a bit quiet. I only hope their current dormancy doesn't become a coma.

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    5. Re:ACCC by somekindofuniguy · · Score: 1

      I hate to be pedantic (actually, I love to be pedantic), but the New Zealand Commerce Commission blocked that merger.

    6. Re:ACCC by Antarius · · Score: 1

      Whilst I'm Australian, (born, bred and residing), I'm "Marsupially challenged" myself.

      As to the ACCC, yes they do have teeth. Most of their work isn't noticed until it is a high-profile case.

      Examples include when they stepped in on Sony vs Modchippers (defending the use of modchips), their Anti-DVD Region locking stance, their successful push against licensing DVDs as software and even their muscle to force Telstra (our very own AT&T) to open up and allow the local loop to be shared.

      That said, I don't really feel that fraud or slander/libel/defamation is really in their jurisdiction. Sounds much more like a civil suit.


      Which brings to mind the next questions:

      1) What would it take to start a Class Action against SCO in Oz?
      2) How many other Australian companies, consultants, tall poppies and what-not, will get behind such a class action to really shove it up them?



      I'd love to see what SCO's accountant claims as "GoodWill" on their balance sheet right now...

    7. Re:ACCC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'd love to see what SCO's accountant claims as "GoodWill" on their balance sheet right now...
      Just make sure you don't look in the wrong spot. Its there quite plainly under Liability
    8. Re:ACCC by Johnno74 · · Score: 1

      Actually, they both investigated, the ACCC said no first, but ANZ/Qantas hoped if the NZ commerce commission said yes they could get the ACCC to reconsider. but the CC also said no, so they were screwed (and rightly so - look at how prices are falling now!)

    9. Re:ACCC by somekindofuniguy · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected :-) Strangely, they seem to be falling here in NZ for domestic traffic as well, though this could be due to the entry of some cut price outfits into the market...

    10. Re:ACCC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
      I hate to be pedantic (actually, I love to be pedantic), but the New Zealand Commerce Commission blocked that merger.

      Since we're all happily being pedantic, it should be remembered that both the ACCC and NZCC had to be convinced before the merger could go ahead. From their media releases, the ACCC published a negative finding on September 9, 2003 whilst the NZCC followed with a similar finding on October 23, 2003.

      Given the demise of Ansett (thanks, Air New Zealand!) and the parlous state of United (and to a certain extent, Air New Zealand), that leaves Qantas in a near monopoly position crossing the Pacific - no wonder Singapore Airlines is chomping at the bit to break into that market...

    11. Re:ACCC by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

      Dear lord... I really need a vacation. I didn't even notice that I'm coining words now...

      That's almost as bad (okay okay... it IS as bad) as the people that say "irregardless". Man, that one gets under my freakin' skin.

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    12. Re:ACCC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Don't you mean disirregardless?

      ;^)

    13. Re:ACCC by Qrlx · · Score: 1

      You didn't coin "misunderestimate," George W. Bush coined it on the campaign trail in 2000.

    14. Re:ACCC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given the demise of Ansett (thanks, Air New Zealand!)

      To be fair, Ansett was in deep shit long before Air New Zealand bought it. They got a dog that was rabid and senile and in great pain, and they had to put it down. Not a nice thing, but a necessary thing and one you can't blame AirNZ for...

    15. Re:ACCC by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 1

      misunderestimating
      Dubya done teach ya good.

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    16. Re:ACCC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Must have been subliminilal

      (If I could spell it like he pronounced it, I would.)

    17. Re:ACCC by dbIII · · Score: 1
      they say the ACCC can really sink its teeth into companies that stir it up.
      That was the old ACCC. The head of the ACCC, Alan Fels, was removed for doing his job - and the new guy had is on the record as saying he doesn't believe in corporate regulation (ie. he's getting paid for keeping a seat warm since his predecessor rocked the boat).

      Don't expect any action from the ACCC, and expect to see more Enron style goings on an Australia.

    18. Re:ACCC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think SCO is misunderestimating

      I think that anyone who writes misunderestimating is educationally challenged.

    19. Re:ACCC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess Bush's shizzle's gone fazizzle.

    20. Re:ACCC by SHiFTY1000 · · Score: 1

      Exactly. They had advice from a top Melbourne law firm to leave Ansett the hell alone, but were desperate to expand at any cost...
      Would you buy an airline whose planes were an average of 25 years old?!?!?!
      AirNZ was stupid to buy ansett, but they provided a great scapegoat for the Aussies.

    21. Re:ACCC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wasn't Alan Phelp's shining light allowing PS2s to be modded in Australia. Unfortuneatly that decision hasn't stood the test of time.

      But the ACCC can do stuff, *sometimes*. There are plenty of times where the ACC has done jacksh*t. Australia, being a whiners society, will only stop activities if "normal" people (not geeks) stand up and scream.

    22. Re:ACCC by thirdrock · · Score: 1

      As to the ACCC, yes they do have teeth. Most of their work isn't noticed until it is a high-profile case.

      That said, I don't really feel that fraud or slander/libel/defamation is really in their jurisdiction.


      You are correct. If it is securities fraud, then it's the SEC (quite powerful), and if it is demands with menaces (which describes SCO's position most accurately) then it is the DPP, and if it is in breach of the Trade Practices Act, then it would be the Department of Fair Trading.

      The ACCC would only step in if it was proven that Microsoft were behind SCO's antics in order to illegally eliminate a competitor.

      Which brings to mind the next questions:

      1) What would it take to start a Class Action against SCO in Oz?

      1000 claimants with $100 (initially) and $100-200 in the longer term. The same to start any class action suit.

      2) How many other Australian companies, consultants, tall poppies and what-not, will get behind such a class action to really shove it up them?

      Companies? Probably none. Australian companies are, on the whole, gutless arseholes, or criminals in the same league as SCO.

      As for consultants and tall-poppies, see my answer to question 1.

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    23. Re:ACCC by thogard · · Score: 1

      What would it take to start a Class Action against SCO in Oz?

      Aussies don't seem to like class action suits. I guess it goes aginst the grain and makes them feel like Americans who sue everyone. Of course only about one in 17 Aussies have been involved in a civil tribunal (small claims court) or court case making them about as sue happy as Californians.

      There are many situations where class action suits here would help bring some of the large compaines into line but it never seems to happen.

    24. Re:ACCC by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      look at how prices are falling now!

      that's just great until one of them goes bust from the price war and the other decides it's time to recoup their losses.

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    25. Re:ACCC by kubrick · · Score: 1

      Given the demise of Ansett (thanks, Air New Zealand!)

      Thanks, News Limited, wasn't it, if I remember my corporate history correctly?

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    26. Re:ACCC by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

      FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO!!!!!

      Excuse me while I become a hermit now...

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    27. Re:ACCC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was under the impression that AirNZ were in a position where it was either them or Ansett that would go under (or both). Simple descision what to do from their perspective.

    28. Re:ACCC by plugger · · Score: 1

      Re: your sig. Does that mean to say that the terms 'computer' and 'mac' are mutually exclusive? :)

    29. Re:ACCC by Qrlx · · Score: 1

      I hate to be a spelling troll but that's "subliminable." At least when our Commander in Chief says it.

      My all-time favorite W. quote, one that is actually quite prescient, is another quip from the 2000 campaign:
      You can fool some of the people all of the time, and those are the ones you have to concentrate on.
      I'll have to put that in my sig pretty soon. It's so befitting.

    30. Re:ACCC by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

      Don't blame me, blame the Post, they said it!

      I just like it because they're not just plain, flat-out qualifying things as "computer viruses" anymore when only Windows users can be infected by them.

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    31. Re:ACCC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?

    32. Re:ACCC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Prepare your country for immediate bombing. The Bush family don't take kindly to personal insults.

  9. Re:SCO and the GPL by Tyler+Eaves · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Wow way to repost the same damn thing.

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  10. Inquires? ya right by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 3, Funny

    And I quote "received a dozen queries since Australian pricing for the licences was announced this morning"

    Sure something like

    "You do know where you can shove that license - don't you?" (Said with australian accent of course)

    1. Re:Inquires? ya right by Desert+Raven · · Score: 1

      received a dozen queries since Australian pricing for the licences was announced this morning

      Yeah, but inquiries from their own sales staff aren't really all that meaningful.

      Wankers.

    2. Re:Inquires? ya right by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 1
      "Licenses fa Linux? Fair Dinkum? Ya no whe ya c'n shuv 'at lie-sense, don'cha - mate?"

      Chances of SCO screwing Aussie companies for "linux licenses"? Two
      1. Buckley's
      2. None

        For all you furry-ners it means pretty much the same as "Sweet FA" / "A SnowBall in Hell" / "Hell Freezes Over".Buckley's Chance William Buckley
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    3. Re:Inquires? ya right by bernywork · · Score: 1

      The inquiries would have came from people asking for proof before they purchased a license.

      "OK, what am I purchasing a license for?"

      "When you purchase a license, you are compensating SCO for the UNIX source code, derivative UNIX code and other UNIX-related intellectual property and copyrights owned by SCO as it is currently found in Linux"

      "Oh OK, now I have a copy of the Linux kernel source code here, where exactly can it be found?"

      "I'm sorry I don't have that information"

      "I didn't think you did, when you do find out, let the lawyers in the US know. They don't appear to have a clue at the moment either. Thanks for your time."

      "Bye"

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  11. SCO, I have five words for you... by terraformer · · Score: 0

    Bring it on... Oh, OK, it's three words but our president can't count either. But seriously, I run Linux (and Mac OS) and I welcome letting them take me on. I am pissed about this FUD that SCO is spreading sans any proof and I want an outlet to vent. I see all of these slime balls getting rich on other peoples efforts and I want blood in anyway I can get it. It is about time those who have worked to make the computing areana adhere to a more level playing field that embraces open standards to stand up an fight back. I am not talking about DOS attacks, I am talking about fighting back using the media and the courts the way those who seek to control us use daily.

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    1. Re:SCO, I have five words for you... by NortWind · · Score: 1

      Don't keep your fealings all bottled up... tell us what you really think!

    2. Re:SCO, I have five words for you... by bangular · · Score: 1

      I've got 5 words for them... Shut you're fucking face unclefucker!!! =) (yeah, I know, uncle fucker is two words. But it should be one!)

  12. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1, Flamebait

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  13. After Hours by SkArcher · · Score: 1

    The Nasdaq is shut. Besides, Litigation is SCOs primary business model, like this;

    1) Threaten Your Customers
    2) Fight Lawsuit
    3) ????
    4) Profit!!!!

    obvious, see?

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    1. Re:After Hours by Neuroelectronic · · Score: 1

      After hours trading doesn't effect stock price? http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=SCOX SCO is up to 16 now! Perhaps not, but even after Red Hat's user protection annoucement it still wasn't down. I think it's time for a short sell. =D

  14. next week, on Animal Planet... by Schwartzboy · · Score: 5, Funny

    *wild-eyed gentleman in khakis and funny hat creeps through the underbrush*

    *whispering* Now, we're about to see the rare American FUD-monkey! It seldom shows its face down under, but it's very dangerous when unprovoked and somehow convinced that it owns, well...everything.

    *DARL hops out from behind a bush* Crikey! That'll take your arm clean off!! *he shoots a tranquilizer dart at the DARL*

    *high pitched shrieking ensues. the call of the DARL sounds remarkably like the words "pump-and-dump" repeated over and over*

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    1. Re:next week, on Animal Planet... by lewger · · Score: 1

      DARL hops out from behind a bush* Crikey! That'll take your arm clean off!! *he shoots a tranquilizer dart at the DARL
      Tranquilizer dart??

    2. Re:next week, on Animal Planet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, sure! You don't want to kill him, do ya? I mean, that'd be necrophilia! Gross!

      No, no, much better to begin the preparations while he's simply unconscious. Ball gag, some leather, nice tight chains, etc. Less work for you if he can't struggle.

      Then, when he wakes up, he can have a sudden realization of his predicament. Those few moments will be worth videotaping. You'll cherish the look on his face for years, and want to share it with your kids! It'll be nearly as nice as the look on his face when the first cell phone enters his ass, and he sees you greasing up the baseball bat... (Oooh! Australia! CRICKET BATS!) ... or was I totally misreading your intentions?

    3. Re:next week, on Animal Planet... by Bush+Pig · · Score: 3, Funny

      You forgot to shove your thumb up its arse to see how much you could piss it off.

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    4. Re:next week, on Animal Planet... by Grizzlysmit · · Score: 1

      *wild-eyed gentleman in khakis and funny hat creeps through the underbrush*

      Ok this is slightly of topic, but I hate it that people associate that nutcases behaviour with my country, thanks very much Steve (bloody stupid) Erwin.

      Look George W, Steve Erwins keeping weapons of mass destruction up his ass, sic him.

      Then again maybe we should get some use out of the sod first, Hey Steve, Darl McBride is really your long lost son, time to train him with the crocs :-D.

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    5. Re:next week, on Animal Planet... by Firehawke · · Score: 1

      I don't think there's ROOM for one's thumb there, considering how far Darl has his own head shoved up there.

    6. Re:next week, on Animal Planet... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      Hey, we have our share of bloody nutcases in the States.

      Any way that Dubya can pay Steve a visit first?

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  15. What does... by Cytlid · · Score: 1

    ...shit hitting the fan sound like? Oh wait, nevermind.

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    1. Re:What does... by AJWM · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ask a Shuttle astronaut.

      As originally designed and flown (they may have changed it since), in the Shuttle toilet the, ah, excrement is supposed to hit the, um, rotary impeller blades.

      (Yes, really. Actually called slinger blades -- slings the stuff against the walls of the waste compartment which is then (well, after the user is done) vented to vacuum to dry the stuff. Problem is/was, the dried stuff has zero structural integrity and a couple days into the mission you end up with a fine brown powder floating everywhere...)

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    2. Re:What does... by plugger · · Score: 1

      Nasty, and raises the spectre of people in microgravity throwing up and having the squirts. I'd want to remain suited for the duration just in case.

    3. Re:What does... by AJWM · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I've heard some real horror stories. (Then there's what it does to the equipment: the airflow is such that the avionics tend to protect the filters from dust...)

      After Challenger they may have gone back to the zip-lock baggies they used in the Apollo days, I'm not certain.

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  16. KARMA WHORE!!! by LnxAddct · · Score: 0

    why the repost? low karma day?
    Regards,
    Steve

  17. Remember by SkArcher · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you buy SCOX and short it you can then sue Darl McBride for driving the price of your shares down. There was acase about a month ago where the investors shorted their shares, made loads of cash and then sued the board for causing the stock price to drop. Only in America.

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    1. Re:Remember by AhBeeDoi · · Score: 1

      You don't buy stock and short it. When you short a stock, you borrow it from somebody else, sell it, buy it back at the lower price and return it to the original owner (with interest). Borrow, sell, buy, return. That's what is involved in a short.

    2. Re:Remember by acebone · · Score: 1
      You don't buy stock and short it. When you short a stock, you borrow it from somebody else, sell it, buy it back at the lower price and return it to the original owner (with interest). Borrow, sell, buy, return. That's what is involved in a short


      All in a days honest work really....
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    3. Re:Remember by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I want to know is...who the hell would lend you the stock? If a lot of people want to short your stock, that would indicate (To me at least) that a lot of people expect the value of the stock to go down. There isn't any way for the owner of the stock to make back the money they'll loose in fees from the people they lend too..so why the hell would anyone in their right mind not just sell the stock at as high a price as possible and then just sit back and wait for the price to plummet?

      I seriously wonder if sometimes the entire economy isn't one big paper tiger. Maybe we should have stuck with the Gold standard..

    4. Re:Remember by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your stckbroker actually holds the stock certificate for any shares you have purchased. So, if they "lend" them to someone else to sell them, you are none the wiser. When you go to sell your shares, your broker needs to either borrow the shares from someone elses account to cover *your* sale, of have the person who shorted the stock buy the shares at the current market price to cover your sale.

      While it sounds complicated, it all comes out fine in the wash.

  18. The lessor of two evils, again. by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is a great thing, but yet again, the lessor if two evils. Slashdotters have not said nice things about Australia's ACCC, but they DO have teeth, and put up with no shit. SCO has just taken on a very dangerous shark that will eat them and spit out the bones.

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    1. Re:The lessor of two evils, again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      the lessor if two evils

      What's the going rate to lease an evil? And is there a discount for two?

    2. Re:The lessor of two evils, again. by HiThere · · Score: 1

      I'm not always so thrilled about IBM, either, though they have been behaving well the last couple of years. But a 900 lb. gorilla can easily hurt you by accident, and without noticing.

      But I'ld take the IBM of 20 years ago over SCO.

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  19. Well then, great by mcc · · Score: 1

    What do the slander/false claims laws work like in Australia? Are we about to see one more country crossed off the list of places SCO can go around claiming people owe them money for other people's work?

    So that's what now, Germany and tentatively Australia? Well, maybe not a long list, but at least it's two countries longer than the list of countries in which SCO has successfully prosecuted a UNIX IP case...

  20. How many does it take? by Disavian · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Is anyone keeping a tally of how much moolah SCO has invested in the court system right now? Just to think, all of that MS money is going to feed hungry lawyers, all over the world! Darl should be proud. Also, it will be interesting to see how many simultaneous lawsuits it takes to kill the SCO Legal Team (also known as SCO). There's one from Austrailia, one in the UK(?), all the stuff between SCO and IBM, SCO v. Red Hat, SCO vs. Everyone Who Wishes to Smite SCO, et cetera...

    1. Re:How many does it take? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      *thinks for a second*

      Yeah, I think it should take no more than 1 (but possibly less).

      Their PR engine is about to die due to lack of fuel. That alone will kill them.

      One has to wonder what exactly they were thinking to begin with.

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    2. Re:How many does it take? by Oloryn · · Score: 1
      Just to think, all of that MS money is going to feed hungry lawyers, all over the world!

      Actually, once Novell completes a bit of an audit, it's likely that 95% of that MS money is going to go to Novell(technically, 100% goes to Novell, and then Novell sends 5% back). Seems MS (and Sun) probably qualify as 'existing SysV users', and thus the money from the licenses SCO sold to them in the past year belong to Novell (less a 5% handling fee for SCO).

  21. It's not just the ACCC - section 202 may apply by siliconbunny · · Score: 5, Informative
    Section 202 of the Australian Copyright Act, headed "Groundless threats of legal proceedings", is also a fun tool.

    "(1) Where a person, by means of circulars, advertisements or otherwise, threatens a person with an action or proceeding in respect of an infringement of copyright, then, whether the person making the threats is or is not the owner of the copyright or an exclusive licensee, a person aggrieved may bring an action against the first-mentioned person and may obtain a declaration to the effect that the threats are unjustifiable, and an injunction against the continuance of the threats, and may recover such damages (if any) as he or she has sustained, unless the first-mentioned person satisfies the court that the acts in respect of which the action or proceeding was threatened constituted, or, if done, would constitute, an infringement of copyright."

    I wonder whether SCO has fallen foul of it...

    1. Re:It's not just the ACCC - section 202 may apply by femto · · Score: 5, Informative
      This is probably why SCO didn't explicity threaten legal action in their press release.
      "When asked why the media release which provided this information had not specifically told commercial Linux users - whom O'Shaughnessy said were SCO's target - to take out a licence or else face the consequences, ..." - from the SMH Article

      The Australian Copyright Council advises people to be very careful when alleging copyright infringement, as it is easy to fall foul of defamation laws or section 202 of the copyright act.

      "In some circumstances, letters claiming that someone has infringed copyright can result in problems under the law of defamation or under section 202 of the Copyright Act (which prohibits the making of groundless threats of legal proceedings). Therefore, it is advisable to have a letter of demand drafted by a lawyer." - Australian Copyright Council
      Consequently, SCO's press release would probably have been vetted by a lawyer.

      Unfortunately Mr O'Shaughnessy may have blown it with his unvetted response to the SMH journalist (continuation of the first quote)

      "... he said "in effect, this is what is being said." " - from the SMH Article
      So there you go, straight from the mouth of the boss of SCO Australia. Pay up or we sue you. Does this make him personably liable for defamation or prosecution under section 202? Does anyone who actually knows what they are talking about want to comment?
    2. Re:It's not just the ACCC - section 202 may apply by siliconbunny · · Score: 5, Informative
      Actually, I'm an IP lawyer in a major Australian firm, which is why I raised the issue of s 202. (Note, these opinions/statements are not my employer's, just mine. And they're not legal advice to be relied on, either.)

      The way it works is that a person who receives a groundless threat can bring an action for a declaration that the threats are unjustified, and the burden of proof in that action is on the threatening party to show that the threat was justified--ie that "the acts in respect of which the action or proceeding was threatened constituted, or, if done, would constitute, an infringement of copyright".

      However, you can't evaluate whether SCO could be in trouble under the section without knowing exactly what they said to the person who would bring the action under it. I'm not sure that the SMH article taken alone would be enough (or at least, I wouldn't rely on it, as it is sufficiently vague on whether legal action is threatened against a particular person).

      Hence why I was wondering out loud if (being ignorant of this provision of Australian law, or just gung-ho) SCO might have tripped up over the section--I couldn't say for sure unless anyone can supply a copy of everything sent or said to Cyber Knights (or anyone else for that matter).

      As for defamation, it varies a great deal by state, but generally you have to say/imply things to lower a natural person's reputation in the eyes of others. Nothing in the article suggested that to me. Ditto a claim for common law fraud--it's hard to prove at the best of times. No chance here.

      Me, I'd be looking hard at section 52 of the Trade Practices Act, which prohibits corporations engaging in misleading or deceptive conduct. Based on the "evidence" I've seen so far, an assertion that SCO has the entitlement to require anyone to take a licence from them would have to be questionable at best, or outright false at worst. Best part is for this context, even innocent deception (eg maker honestly mistaken about what they say) is caught, let alone reckless indifference to the truth. A section 52 action would probably stand or fall depending on whether SCO loses or wins in the USA.

    3. Re:It's not just the ACCC - section 202 may apply by cthugha · · Score: 1

      It's worth noting in relation to a s 52 claim that the rules on standing (i.e. who can sue) to obtain an injunction are very liberal. Section 80 of the TPA allows literally anyone, not just those having a direct interest affected by the infringing conduct, to apply for an order restraining the infringer from doing it again. Even if the ACCC doesn't take an interest, Linux just needs one well-resourced friend in Australia in order to stop this.

  22. I was thinking about this by ObviousGuy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And especially now at election time such political issues crop up as whether the Republican laissez faire approach to business or the Democrat central control approach to business is more desirable.

    Yeah, I know everyone's more interested in Dean making an ass out of himself in that speech after the Iowa caucus, but the longterm health of the American economy is much more fundamentally important than some passing gasbag.

    The story is about Australia, but since Oz is perhaps the most culturally similar country to America (barring Canada, of course) it makes sense to really consider what kinds of steps are necessary to prevent fraud in business. Should the approach that Americans are taking now which is primarily a Republican-style approach of letting private companies duke it out in court and leaving the arbitration to judges the right way to go? Or is the Australian method, similar to the approach approved by Democrats, of forcing the company's books open by law the right thing?

    I'm torn. Both approaches are relatively unsatisfactory and have repercussions which may be unintended. Pesonally I lean towards the Republican position of leaving private entities to fight amongst themselves with as little governmental intervention as possible.

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    1. Re:I was thinking about this by sr180 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why favour your so called "republican" approach. From where I see it, everyone loses. The companies fight it out in court, costing everyone loads of money. It drags on for years, and then the consumers suffer as well. In the Australian Method, Our ACCC clamps down heavily on any company thats in breach of the Trade Practices act. And in most cases its done quickly as well. In this instance, the consumers are at a much greater advantage + theres more incentive for a company to not act illegally.

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    2. Re:I was thinking about this by Random+BedHead+Ed · · Score: 1

      I personally think you don't have to adopt any ideology wholeheartedly. If you think of the government as having a balanced role in peoples' lives, the choice ceases to be one of either abandoning all legislation or overlegislating. A government can split up the occasional monopoly, prevent Enrons from tweaking their accounting and so forth without being a completely "central control" approach.

    3. Re:I was thinking about this by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 0
      Oz is perhaps the most culturally similar country to America (barring Canada, of course)

      What about Hawaii?

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    4. Re:I was thinking about this by ir0b0t · · Score: 1

      If you buy Lawrence Lessig's argument in Code, corporations like SCO pose as great a threat to fundamental liberties as government.

      A gambit like SCO's is particularly threatening since it targets open source code which Lessig identifies as one of the few hopeful signs.

      SCO's legal strategy to boost its stock prices could negatively impact the open source movement and, by extension, could undermine civil liberty protections.

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    5. Re:I was thinking about this by tumutbound · · Score: 1

      What an insult to Australians being considered culturally similar to the United States!

    6. Re:I was thinking about this by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 1

      I can tell you're an american, because most americans don't know their geography.

      Hawaii is one of your so-called "united states".

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    7. Re:I was thinking about this by overunderunderdone · · Score: 1

      It's true that Republicans favor a more laissez faire approach to business. But I don't know think they are in favor of the "duke it out in court" solution to conflicts. They are generally in favor of tort reform which would make that more difficult (and would make SCO's current tactics more difficult).

  23. Yet another Arena to lose face in by s4ltyd0g · · Score: 1

    You'd think these guys would be saving there money for IBMs big guns. Go figure...

  24. A dozen enquiries? by Random+BedHead+Ed · · Score: 4, Funny
    SCO has just released licenses for Australasia and claims enquiries by several companies already.

    A dozen enquiries, the article says. I'd like to know who's asking about this IP "licensing" plan, since I'm thinking of selling the Sydney Harbour Bridge, which I inherited via my uncle, and was looking for someone in Australia to buy it.

    1. Re:A dozen enquiries? by dilby · · Score: 1

      Easy news.com.au (News Limited) is owned by Rupert Murdoch, they control a paper in every state capital (6) and one national paper and each paper has a website. There's 14 enquiries.

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    2. Re:A dozen enquiries? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A dozen enquiries? Does telling SCO to f**k off count as an enquiry?

    3. Re:A dozen enquiries? by jrumney · · Score: 1

      If you send an email to SCO demanding evidence of their claims, what do you think they file it under? My bet is "enquiries about SCOsource licensing plan".

    4. Re:A dozen enquiries? by jrumney · · Score: 1

      Cyberknights is another company that we know has made an "enquiry", so we're up to 15 already! Perhaps SCO missed a few of Rupert's newspapers in their counting.

    5. Re:A dozen enquiries? by Random+BedHead+Ed · · Score: 1

      Probably. Either way the enquirers are Anonymous Cowards like yourself, so I'd imagine that any type of contact counts as an "enquiry."

    6. Re:A dozen enquiries? by dacarr · · Score: 1

      Perchance it would be the thousands of clients this guy says he has by way of spam.

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  25. How many takers? by chrismg2003 · · Score: 1

    I would be interested to know exactly how many companies SCO has managed to talk into buying licenses without offering proof of their claims.

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    1. Re:How many takers? by hdparm · · Score: 1

      0. zilch. nada. zero.

      That's what - four?

  26. Re:Conspiracy by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 0

    Oh come on. Slashdot readers playing the stock market? Unless most of the people here are management, we are just getting by with house payments. I will not go on with this line because it leans into Offtopic mode.

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  27. concerning dingos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    maybe a dingo ate your code?

  28. I'd pay..... by lexsco · · Score: 1

    to watch someone "bell the cat"

    1. Re:I'd pay..... by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 1

      to watch someone "bell the cat"

      In this instance of it being a case for Freedom From Opression (by SCO), would that make it a Liberty Bell?

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  29. Give Darl a call by Anaxagor · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the CyberKnights page:

    "...we are currently exploring workable methods for becoming big while remaining small...

    Well, you could always dredge up some code you wrote years ago, grep through an OSS source tree until you find a partial match and then issue ridiculous demands for outrageously expensive licenses...

  30. Haiku... by criordan · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    SCO is fraud
    Any AC can see that
    Cyber Knights save day

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    1. Re:Haiku... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

      Knights might lose
      but another will stand
      till SCO folds

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  31. Conservative legal system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Australia has a more conservative legal system than the US. Here, the ACCC can hit SCO pretty hard if they do not substantiate their claims. It is even possible that they could bring the SCO directors up on criminal charges. The only problem is that it takes a small company with big balls like CyberKnights to champion the claim before the ACCC will get involved.

  32. Think by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1
    In practice, it is VERY difficult to prove that they weren't just trying to maximize shareholder value and make the most of their interpretation of the intellectual property they think they own.

    This is one of the things that is wrong with American business: The sole (soul?) and primary duty and goal of and corporate board of a publicly traded company, is to increase the value of that company's stock. Many people do not realize this.

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    1. Re:Think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      It isn't to increase the value of the company's stock. It is to maximize shareholders' value just like the parent poster said. There is a big difference there. The value of a company's stock can be affected by a myriad of external factors. The management and directors of a company have a fiduciary responsibility to the shareholders to act in a manner that will maximize shareholder value.

      Why do you think that is wrong? That is saying that it is not the management's responsibility to fatten their wallet at the expense of the shareholders. It is this that should protect us from guys like Dennis Kozlowski. Publicly-held companies exist to make money. If the goal of a company is not to make money then they should operate as a not-for-profit and reap the tax benefits.

    2. Re:Think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if you increase the value of the stock only long enough to dump your own, where does that stand vs the primary duty of a corporation?

    3. Re:Think by idiotnot · · Score: 1

      And they have a vested interest, because their own financial welfare depends upon the value of that stock. The CEO's are beholden to the boards of directors, and you get Carly Fiorina.

      FWIW, there are good corporations around, but many of them aren't publicly traded. It's unfortunate that people like Michael Moore make the word "corporation" a four-letter word. Some of us choose a different way, and care about overall health instead of stock price.

      But that doesn't get reported on the omnipresent stock reports on cable news.

    4. Re:Think by odin53 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The primary duty is not to increase the value of the stock, but to maximize shareholder value. There's a big difference, even though the value of stock is one of the best proxies for determining shareholder value. If the duty were to simply maximize the value of the stock, then we would see a lot more gaming of the system than we actually do. (We do see a lot of focus on short-term gains, but that's not the same as gaming the system.) We would also see tremendously more lawsuits against corporations.

      In any case, the duty is not limited to the boards of publicly traded companies. The boards of ALL companies that have stock (i.e., corporations) have this duty. It's just that publicly traded stock has an obvious apparent value; the stock of privately held companies is more difficult to value, if only because you have to guess.

    5. Re:Think by Qrlx · · Score: 4, Insightful

      it's not wrong in and of itself, but let's look at Enron as an example. They certainly maximized shareholder value for a while there. Unfortunately they acted illegally and certainly immorally in the process.

      It's a catch-22. In the 70s, there was the belief that the board and corporate executives weren't really doing all they could to maximize shareholder value, so they started paying them heavily in stock options and incentives. The result has been many executive who will do whatever it takes, including breaking the law, if it makes the shareholders happy. And if they do manange to increase stock price enough, they can afford enough lawyers that their misdeeds go unpunished, and you might even make enough money and enough campaign contributions that the feds could change their mind about prosecuting you.

      Basically the problem is that companies are run by humans; usually very clever and creative people. They found they can get rich by a little bend here, a loophole there, and a tiny little bit of fraud over here. Since everyone is happy when shares go up, a whistleblower is ostracized since they might hurt the value of the stock!

    6. Re:Think by Malcontent · · Score: 1

      'Why do you think that is wrong?"

      Because money is the root of all evil. Or is it love of money is the root of all evil. In either case from a moral point of view there is a lot wrong with it. Would Jesus own stocks? Would he run a coproration? Would he agree that making as much money as possible is something that will get you into heaven or makes you holy?

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    7. Re:Think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what would brian boitano do?

    8. Re:Think by aclarke · · Score: 1

      This is a good distinction you make. I often wonder what would happen if a management team of a publicly traded company did nothing to directly manipulate or affect their stock price, but instead focused on growing the company, making a profit, providing quality products at a reasonable price, etc. My thesis is that over the long term this would provide more value than any direct concern over the stock price could provide.

      Maybe if I ever get a PhD in Economics (haha) I'll research this. Actually there are probably many companies where this is already happening, but by design you aren't as likely to hear about this.

    9. Re:Think by haystor · · Score: 1

      It's near impossible for a company that is merely profitable to beat gains of a company that grows. For instance. Let's say McDonald's finally got a restaurant on every corner. It would be profitable and bring good dividends but wouldn't have growth. Then some guy would get the bright idea that they could use their big stack of cash to start a chik-fil-a competitor and *double* the size and income of the company.

      Wall Street suffers from comparisons. How well you did doesn't matter as long as you did better than the person you're compared against.

      Not that I think the current way is right. I'd be all for a company that makes 10+% profit a year and returns it to the shareholders. That plan leaves no room for error because of a lack of diversification.

      As to your second paragraph, yes there are a lot of companies doing just that. Most of them don't go public though since you have to answer to shareholders who may have a different view of shareholder value (short term of course). A lot of private companies don't like to talk or be heard from and often don't want anyone to know they are in fact profitable.

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    10. Re:Think by Joheines · · Score: 1

      I'd be all for a company that makes 10+% profit a year and returns it to the shareholders.

      The problem with that idea is that for most companies, their stock market valuation is so high that their profit is only 1 or 2% of it. So, for investors to have any reasonable return on investment, the company's value on the stock market has to increase, therefore the company's turnover and profit has to increase every year.

      Private company founders, however, once invested their first $1000 into their company. When they earn 5 or 10 million $ a year with it, they've had an enormous return on their investment and don't have to look for ways to artificially increase their short-term earnings.

    11. Re:Think by DrSkwid · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      If one is going to use a homily, one should at least get it right, somewhat tricky when even biblical scholars can't agree.

      Either way it is given as 'the love of money' not 'money' that brings the evil deeds.

      The New American Standard Bible translates it as

      6:10 For the love of money is a root of all sorts of evil, and some by longing for it have wandered away from the faith and pierced themselves with many griefs.

      Whereas King James gives it as :

      6:10 For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.

      As to what Jesus would do?

      He spent the first 30 years of his life as the son of god doing nothing particualrly holy. He walked past the sick and injured all the time and left them to suffer. He was busy learning to carpent to fill his and Jospeh's pockets with sheckles.

      Eventually, when he needed to get laid, he took up being a messiah. One of his first jobs was to take an obligated pilgrimmage. Arriving at the temple he decided to make a name for himself.

      He turned over the money lenders tables and poured their coins on the floor ("Aw, come on mate, that'll take me ages to pick them up"). And what was their crime? It wasn't because they were lending money per se it was becuase they were doing it at the temple :

      "Take these things away; stop making My Father's house a place of business." John 2:16

      So, when you think "What would Jesus do?" the answer is usually "nothing".

      --
      There are places where the networks are not touching,and there are places where they are-Boeing's Lori Gunter
    12. Re:Think by salesgeek · · Score: 1

      The primary duty is not to increase the value of the stock, but to maximize shareholder value.

      Actually, your first duty is to obey the law. This applies to you, me and the CEO of Buzzhumpatron or even SCO. You don't get to keep building shareholder value if you are in jail, your assets are being siezed, you are taking non-expense losses from fines and so on.

      In SCOs case, they may be reducing the value of Unix (as intellectual property) to zero. Talk about destroying shareholder value. The BSD cases diluted the value of Unix substantially. This case would do it in as what SCO is saying to the market (NOT TO THE COURT) is that Linux is so simmilar to Unix that it is the same.

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      -- $G
    13. Re:Think by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      increasing stock price in a company that pays dividends only raises the barrier to entry for other shareholders. A company making a $10million dollar profit with 1 million shares outstanding can afford to give $10/share to each shareholder. Not that such a thing is fiscally sound, but many private corporations use profit sharing as an employee retention mechanism. Something that is infinitely better and more motivating than stock option plans.

    14. Re:Think by ratamacue · · Score: 1
      They found they can get rich by a little bend here, a loophole there, and a tiny little bit of fraud over here. Since everyone is happy when shares go up, a whistleblower is ostracized since they might hurt the value of the stock!

      Sounds a lot like government.

    15. Re:Think by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      gee, I wish my daddy was one of those rich execs instead of someone being ripped of a the bottom.

      Hopefully ww3 or god will fix it all. ;-)

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      Liberty freedom are no1, not dicks in suits.
    16. Re:Think by mwood · · Score: 1

      [what would happen to a company that concentrates on long-term appreciation through repeat business from satisfied customers?]

      Look around you. The companies that are on their second or third *generation* of management are, in many cases, what you described. They may not be squeaky-clean, but averaged over the years they tend to be decent enough. (Was it Warren Buffet who remarked that you can't do good business with bad people? An awful lot of folks believe this even if they can't put it into words, and they reward good businesses and punish bad ones by their choices. The bad businesses tend to be like Icarus: they fly high for a little and then burn out.)

    17. Re:Think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, I have never read such and idiotic post as yours (and this is slashdot)!

      Oh, I get it, sarcasm. Sorry...doesn't come across in text sometimes....must be sarcasm because someone couldn't be as dumb as you sounded in your post.

    18. Re:Think by Qrlx · · Score: 1

      Really, it's just human nature. We see it in both the government and the private sector. The thing I can't figure out is why we are so gullible as to expect industry or government to provide their own oversight. It's a conflict of interest, plain and simple.

      When there is government oversight, that oversight is provided by people from the industry who've left to work for the public for a short while. The justification for this is that they know the industry. The reality is that they will probably go back to that industry after they've used their government influence to further sweeten the deal.

    19. Re:Think by Qrlx · · Score: 1

      Sometimes doing nothing is the best thing to do.

      One of his first jobs was to take an obligated pilgrimmage

      I'm a big fan of the theory that Jesus travelled to the east and visited the Buddha. That explains a lot of the "new-age" dogma in the New Testament.

      Jesus didn't want those immoral money lenders in the church, Osama doesn't want infidel US troops near holy Mecca. Is there really such a difference?

    20. Re:Think by Malcontent · · Score: 1

      I don't mean what would jesus the mythical human who lived 200 years ago would do. I mean jesus the idealized figure who (supposedly) embodies the core values of the western world would do. When George Bush says that jesus talked to him and told him to run for president he is not talking about a long dead guy.

      My point is simply this. Capitalism is un-christian. In fact there is no discernable difference between capitalism and satanism. They both obey the same prime directive "do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law".

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      War is necrophilia.

  33. unimaginable by tloh · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Not that I'm feeling sorry for McBride et al. I just can't imagine how bad this will get for SCO if during the course of legal manuvering this turns into a criminal case and they're convicted by two sovereign nations of this farce of a white collar crime. What are they going to do? take turns and alternate between sitting in US and ANZ jails? Seriously, folks, who gets to decide which punishment will be administered by who and where?

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    Stay sentient. Don't drink bad milk.
    1. Re:unimaginable by Catharz · · Score: 1

      Seriously, folks, who gets to decide which punishment will be administered by who and where?

      /em raises hand
      Pick me! Pick me!

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      To know that you know what you know, and that you do not know what you do not know, that is true wisdom. --Scooby Doo
    2. Re:unimaginable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      please, let both (or all) countries find them guilty. Let them serve consecutive sentences for each of their crimes. They, after all, committed separate crimes in separate countries.

  34. Argh, booby-trapped web page by Kris_J · · Score: 5, Funny

    I visited the CyberKnights web page which was yellow on black. I'm in a brighly lit room with a bright LCD screen -- now I have to wait for my corneas to grow back.

    1. Re:Argh, booby-trapped web page by jlanthripp · · Score: 1
      Hey, at least you don't have to go to a Stryper show to see Metallica in concert anymore!

      And if you can remember when Metallica opened for Stryper, you qualify as an official old fart.

      --
      "Alcohol, Tobacco, & Firearms" should be a convenience store, not a government agency.
    2. Re:Argh, booby-trapped web page by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To Hell... With The De-vil....

    3. Re:Argh, booby-trapped web page by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      When I tell people that I like Metallica, they come at me with all kinds of songs I've never heard. Then I tell them, "No, I stopped liking them when they put out Master of Puppets. I only listen to the original demo (with Dave) that has too many dropouts to listen to, KEA or RTL." I get some strange looks.

    4. Re:Argh, booby-trapped web page by jlanthripp · · Score: 1
      Master of Puppets was okay. They started going downhill with And Justice For All, but I still went to the show. After that they were just another alternative band looking to make a buck.

      By "original demo" do you mean the one they made before Cliff Burton replaced Ron McGovney?

      *sigh* - I must be getting old, reminiscing about really kickass bands from the time before anyone under the legal drinking age was born...

      --
      "Alcohol, Tobacco, & Firearms" should be a convenience store, not a government agency.
    5. Re:Argh, booby-trapped web page by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that was it, but I couldn't remember the name. Too many years and too many beers. Hell, maybe I never even really knew the name. It was just a cassette I copied from a friend who copied one that made it out SF to Hawaii. Ah, the life of a middle-aged ex-thrasher...

    6. Re:Argh, booby-trapped web page by another_mr_lizard · · Score: 1

      Its called "No Life 'Till Leather" and has been floating around on suprnova for a while now if you want to bring back old memories.

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      "My parents were strict, but they never pitted me against livestock" - Doug Stanhope
    7. Re:Argh, booby-trapped web page by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I visited the CyberKnights web page which was yellow on black. I'm in a brighly lit room with a bright LCD screen -- now I have to wait for my corneas to grow back.
      The Palantir is a dangerous tool, Pippin.
  35. Odds on a win by Inexile2002 · · Score: 1

    A couple of times during this whole SCO imbroglio I've heard people quite authoritatively say that even if you've got no case, shit for evidence etc you've still got a 1 in 10 (or 1 in 20) chance of coming away a winner in court.

    First off... does anyone know where this stat comes from? Second... and perhaps more relevant to this article - Is that just an effect of a somewhat broken legal system in the US or is that a global stat? Do they have the same odds in Aus? Up here in Canada? Europe? Just curious really.

    One silver lining to this who SCO thing is that I've been able to use the word "imbroglio" at least a couple of times a month. Thanks Daryl!

    1. Re:Odds on a win by jlanthripp · · Score: 1
      That statistic is derived from the fact that a jury in the US is composed of 12 registered voters who aren't smart enough to avoid jury duty, or just don't have anything better to do.

      Think about that for a moment. These are the people of whom 48% or so voted for the Shrub, and another 48% voted for Algore. That means you're dealing with a jury pool that's about 96% completely fucking stupid.

      --
      "Alcohol, Tobacco, & Firearms" should be a convenience store, not a government agency.
    2. Re:Odds on a win by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      That means you're dealing with a jury pool that's about 96% completely fucking stupid.

      Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee - an eight foot tall Wookiee - want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!

      What does that have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!

      None of this makes sense.

      If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

    3. Re:Odds on a win by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, consider that Jonathan Vos Post beat CD-ROM producer/conmen/drug dealers Palo/Haklar & Associates in a Superior Court Trial, winning the $43,000 salary they owed him. They appealed, and won. Jonathan Vos Post petitioned the California Supreme Court. The Supremes gave a unanimous 7-0 decision in favor of Jonathan Vos Post. Roughly 3 August 2000. You can see the PDF on the California Supreme Court website.

      But not only did the victorious open source programmer never collect a penny of the salary, the Palo/Haklar criminals (who drive Mercedes and live in Malibu beach houses) won a retrial, and won about a $20,000 verdict against Jonathan Vos Post and his Physics Professor wife (the couple both publish science fiction, too). I dunno about 1 in 20, but criminals CAN win even when competent courts prove them to be criminals.

  36. It's like this by vik · · Score: 4, Funny

    Caller: "You know that Linux licence you're peddling?"

    SCO: "The one where you pay us loads, and carry on as usual?"

    Caller: "We have a better idea."

    SCO: "Yes..."

    Caller: "We give you the finger, and you go back to Utah."

    A Kiwi.

  37. Re:Fee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Well, that leads us then to the issue of my fees. You see, you now owe me USD$666 for the use of the words "Anonymous Coward", which I own the copyrights to.

    Don't ask for proof of my copyrights, because you obviously don't need proof. After all, $666 isn't that much, is it?

  38. Proof of lawerying industry weighing america down by 3cents · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As Americans sit and watch other countries do what we should have done 4 months ago, I can only shake my head in dismay at all the money we throw at lawyers to settle something that any moron could figure out.

    This isn't Roe v. Wade, it's a simple verification of the code, no ethical delimas to deal with here.

  39. Humour: SCO & Kiwis by vik · · Score: 4, Funny

    The connection between SCO and a Kiwi:

    They can both shove their bills up their arse.

    Vik :v)

  40. The bills are on the way by Gleenie · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I work for a telco in NZ; one of our partners received an email yesterday from SCO as a heads-up. I'm actively trying to contact our finance and legal departments to make sure we don't pay any invoices. We will be a target: there are only three big telcos here, they'll be sure to hit all of us.

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    -- Your mother uses Emacs.
    1. Re: The bills are on the way by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > I work for a telco in NZ; one of our partners received an email yesterday from SCO as a heads-up.

      And what were their heads up?

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      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
  41. Quote from Brooks, SMH author by hsoom · · Score: 5, Informative

    This quote in the article from Leon Brooks, director of CyberKnights, jumped out at me:

    "Basically, we're asking SCO to put up or shut up..."

    Sounds to me like someone who reads Slashdot/Groklaw/some other community site. Also the following quote:

    "As a director of CyberKnights, I personally know and trust several contributors to the Linux kernel, including the original author, Linus Torvalds. As of three days ago, Linus told me that he knows of no substantial code in his Linux kernel source code tree which could possibly be subject to ownership claims by The SCO Group."

    These give me an image of someone that is heavily involved in the community and has simply had enough of this crap. Cheers to someone in my home city that is taking some action, I hope that you get the ACCC (Australian Competition and Consumer Commission) sunk right into SCO.

    I'd like to say a big thank you to Sam Varghese of the Sydney Morning Herald who wrote this story. He's covered a lot (if not all) of the SCO story and he's given voice to the anti-SCO FUD side, such as Brooks and Groklaw. Sam is Definitely one of the good guys, thanks for all of your help mate.

    1. Re:Quote from Brooks, SMH author by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually is is more like:

      Put up or we'll sue you!!!

    2. Re:Quote from Brooks, SMH author by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Leon Brooks is heavily involved in the community. An organiser of linux.conf.au, educational linux, and is (or was, they just held the AGM) on the committee of Linux Australia.

      A good bloke, but hardly just a guy off the street getting angry at SCO.

    3. Re:Quote from Brooks, SMH author by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

      Actually, I've seen Leon at slashdot and groklaw almost daily sometimes. Hope you Aussies can deal with this BS better than we are in the US so far.

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    4. Re:Quote from Brooks, SMH author by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      Where are the Australian Computer Society on all this? Surely a company like SCO is a member of this group, and given that they have been acting unprofessionally (at best) I'd have thought they'd be having words as well. Why is up to Linux supporting companies to handle this alone?

      --
      Forget thrust, drag, lift and weight. Airplanes fly because of money.
    5. Re:Quote from Brooks, SMH author by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually Sam Varghese writes for the Melbourne Age. I definitely know this as he's a member at the video store I work at :)

  42. Re:cr1m1n4l5 by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 0

    Someone should tell the morons at SCO that there actually are absolutely no conjugal visits allowed there--it's just a myth. Except for those by your fellow inmates (as the name implies).

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    True story.
  43. He's rallying the troops by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 0

    Linus just happens to go on vacation in Australia and shortly there after a major lawsuit against SCO occurs. Coincidence?

  44. SCO and the GPL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The FSF and the kernal hackers could have a feeled day with SCO right now. This along, with the aborted attempt to sell binary-run time licences that restrict, rights in a similar fashion, may be exactly the mistakes the GNU/Linux copywrite owners have been waiting for. For all of SCO's claims that the GPL is auntie copywrite and unconstitutional, the licence itself is found to be unenfoeable.

  45. Tune In Tomorrow... by E-Rock-23 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... As the SCO *Nix saga continues. Will IBM sleep with Novell? What will the wicked stepmother Microsoft think? Will Linus ever find love despite his arranged marriage to Kernella? Does SCO have the power to usurp all of the twon of Port *Nix? The answers to all this and more on tomorrow's "The Frivolous and the Greedy"

    Brought to you by a cheap, self-loving plug...

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    1. Re:Tune In Tomorrow... by OneArmedMan · · Score: 1

      Like Source Code being run through a random BullShit generator, these are the days of SCO Lies.!!

  46. Re:CyberKnights??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mr. McBride? Is that you, here on slashdot?

  47. unfair by xyxy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I thought what I wrote earlier about sco and the gpl was germane to the current discussion. Lots of moderators agreeded...it's my post, what's the problem? It's not like I stole it from somebody else or something.

  48. Re:SCO and the GPL by nolife · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    He's trying to be like the slashdot editors.

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    Bad boys rape our young girls but Violet gives willingly.
  49. Re:7h1nk by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 0, Informative

    I'm sure anyone who would invest in these companies would realize it =). Frankly, I think publicly-traded companies and the business practices that come with them are terrible. They basically do everything to save money and upset their customers as long as they'll still have some customers left (and once they're out of customers, they'll just sue people, ala SCO). Of course, the only real solution I see involves communism (which doesn't appear to work out very well in Reality...)

    What other options are there? Or is civilization bound to collapse? =)

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    True story.
  50. SCO inquiries by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 2, Funny


    I'll bet SCO has had some inquiries. But more along the lines of: "Where in the fsck do you get off?"

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    1. Re:SCO inquiries by whittrash · · Score: 1

      Sloppy, damn sloppy - Jean Luc Picard

  51. Re:Fee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where should I send the check?

  52. Re:Conspiracy by krusadr · · Score: 5, Informative

    Short SCO? Do you have any stock in this shit?

    I've read so many comments about shorting stock from people who obviously havn't a clue what it means that its not funny.

    FYI shorting means to sell stock that you DON'T OWN then borrow it to make delivery and buy it back later to return to the lender (hopefully at a lower price). Stock can also be shorted by the purchase of a put option giving the entitlment (but not obligation) to sell the stock in question at a future date at a price agreed today (you exercise the option only if the actual price on the exercise date is low enough to allow you to simultaneously buy the stock in the market to cover the delivery.

    --
    while sco {
    wget -O /dev/null http://www.sco.com?sco=litigious%20bastards
    }
  53. Gig sticks. by jjdillii · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I have the giggest stick but no one can see it. I wonder why? Another weapon of mess information.

  54. Re:don't admit you work for Telescum for god's sak by Gleenie · · Score: 0

    I don't - I work for Vodafone. :) But in this fight at least, I think Vodafone, Telecom, TelstraClear and the other smaller companies really need to stick together.

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  55. Enquiries... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As to whether SCO's claims are fraudulent or not.... That's about it! Not much to be proud of, SCO.

  56. Fighting fund karma by krusadr · · Score: 1

    I propose a new element to /.

    A link with the story (where appropriate) for all us sympathisers to make some modest (or not-so-modest) paypal donation towards the fighting fund of minors or grannies being hounded by the RIAA or any brave and principled entity such as CyberKnights in exchange for /. karma.

    Then those who REALLY mean what they say get to speak with a louder voice.

    --
    while sco {
    wget -O /dev/null http://www.sco.com?sco=litigious%20bastards
    }
  57. What makes you think McBride needs any support? by chadjg · · Score: 1

    Really though, SCO & it's Australian sub-parts might do well to tread lightly. Rightly or not, I bet the Australian authorities would love to make an example of an American corporation, especially one headed by a bunch of pompous lying weasels.

    Stripping down and wearing a set of man-panties might help soften the corporate image. But what do I know about business? I work for somebody else.

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    Why do I have this? I don't smoke.
    1. Re:What makes you think McBride needs any support? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rightly or not, I bet the Australian authorities would love to make an example of an American corporation, especially one headed by a bunch of pompous lying weasels.

      On the contrary, the Australian authorities are far more likely to bend over and take it like a bitch from anything American at the moment. The ACCC hasn't been the same since Fels retired and the government is busy trying to sort out a free-trade agreement with the US amongst other things. I'm sure the relevant authorities would rather use their own arses to milk the venom of a taipan than preempt any decision from the US.

  58. Re:Fee by Gleenie · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The problem with this strategy is that if you *do* pay them, you legitimise their claim. That sort of thing is exactly what they want. It gives them ammunition to fire at IBM and others.

    It's in your best interests *not* to pay: if they do eventually manage to prove that they own Linux, you're no worse off then than you are now. If they don't (which is almost certainly the outcome), then you've saved yourself the money.

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    -- Your mother uses Emacs.
  59. I know where SCO's proof is... by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    it's hidden in a suburb of Baghdad along with Saddam's WMDs...

    RS

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    Shoes for Industry. Shoes for the Dead.
    1. Re:I know where SCO's proof is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's hidden in a suburb of Baghdad along with Saddam's WMDs...

      Nah, it's more likely that WMDs will be found in Iraq than SCO will generate proof....

    2. Re:I know where SCO's proof is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hehe. In other words, it doesn't exist. hehe :)

  60. Chivalry by dani+ramone · · Score: 0

    Well, what do you know? Chivalry is not dead after all!

  61. Re:Join the Simoniker Fan Club! by Cosmik · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Eh? I always thought the name was a joining of the name "Simon" and the word "moniker" (meaning "nickname").

    Therefore, the "si" would be pronounced like the "si" in, well, "Simon".

    If simoniker is Italian, well, that's a different kettle of fish.

  62. Cyberknights make a business move? by state*less · · Score: 2, Interesting

    With all the publicity this company will get, which will then probably turn into more business for them, one has to wonder why more small companies don't go after SCO. In effect do the same thing SCO has; fill the press with your name.

    sig: [insert something clever here]

  63. Re:don't admit you work for Telescum for god's sak by Nermal6693 · · Score: 1

    You work for Vodafone and you've got an @xtra address? And you wonder why we jump to conclusions :)

  64. For anyone wondering who Leon Brooks is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Leon runs Cyberknights and is a major figure in Australian Open Source circles.

    Basically, people listen to what Leon has to say here... in fact we pretty much hang on every word. He's also a very formidable geek.

    SCO won't last long in Australia - the ACCC will be being hounded as we speak, and will have to act soon. Its pretty cut and dry when referencing Australian copyright law, and Id expect the ACCC to pounce on SCO within weeks.

  65. Appropriate legal systems. by RedEyedFreak · · Score: 1

    Looks like people at SCO needed 6 month to figure out that the Australian legal system allows for lawyers craps similar to ones in the US: big lawyer teams, big chances to win, regardless of the weirdness of the argument.

    Now, will SCO try to transport its FUD into country where judges carry investigations by themselves, as it is the case in (most) european countries and are not pending of lawyer input?

  66. Re:don't admit you work for Telescum for god's sak by Gleenie · · Score: 0

    Yah, I just changed the settings to my work address. As soon as they get Woosh working properly at Glenfield (it's not exactly the sticks, guys, come on!) I can ditch Jetstream. :)

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    -- Your mother uses Emacs.
  67. mods on crack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a slightly modified cut-and-paste from this comment which, coincidentally enough, has already a "troll" mod.

    IOW, parent is in NO way "insightful".

    Please retromod accordingly.

  68. I apologise for getting it wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You need no longer burn in Hell. Telecom would probably buy the licenses anyway :(

  69. Mean while by OneArmedMan · · Score: 1

    A dingo's got my Baby! ....

    *Crikey* That croc was no where near my Baby!

    Mean while at SCO HQ : That finish penguin has got my Baby ... i mean source code!! ...

    mm .. can you see the pattern

  70. We'd laugh at SCO if they tried it here. by adept256 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Australians aren't as "sue happy" as Americans. I've heard of people suing - and winning - with the most frivolous claims over in the states (warning: coffee is hot). Such cases would be laughed out of court over here.

    If SCO started lawsuits in Australia based on their unsubstantiated claims and yet to be revealed evidence, Aussie judges would dismiss them and tell them to come back with a clue.

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    1. Re:We'd laugh at SCO if they tried it here. by mister_tim · · Score: 5, Informative

      with the most frivolous claims over in the states (warning: coffee is hot).

      Actually, the facts of that case are more often that not misrepresented. The truth is, however, that McDonalds served their coffee at a temperature unfit for human consumption (185F or 85C) and the woman in question had third degree burns and required skin grafts. This is the first link I could find from a quick google for it: http://thespleen.com/thelaw/whoscrewsubaby/index.p hp?artID=223

      Mind you, the more commonly reported version (woman sued because coffee was hot - how silly!) is very much in McDonald's interests. Conspiracy theory anyone?

      That all said, we still get some pretty frivolous cases here in Aust as well - maybe not as many as in the US, but that's possibly just a matter of proportion given our respective populations.

    2. Re:We'd laugh at SCO if they tried it here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That coffee is hot story, from McDonalds actually went different than was reported.

      It turns out the Food and Drug Administration had warned that McDonalds location many times to stop reheating old coffee, as they had been reheating and reheating and reheating over and over again. This lead to them not monitoring temperature and rising above the required temperature rate. This particular day, the employee slacked off, put the lid on half way, and gave the woman her overly and illegaly hot coffee which spilled as they tossed the ketchup packets at her. (she asked why they didn't give her ketchup, so one can only assume the employee was annoyed). She received 2nd degree burns on her crotch area due to the spill, and thus why she sued.

      Just thought I would clear up this one rumor. Can't remember the exact CNN link, but that's what I remember vividly from the article. Sometimes those tiny lawsuits are actually for a reason.

    3. Re:We'd laugh at SCO if they tried it here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only I had a dollar for every slashdot post relating to the McDonald's hot coffee lawsuit. This issue seems to come up no less than once a month. Could someone please mod all hot coffee lawsuit posts redundant? There's no reason the entire case needs to be rehashed everytime somebody talks about ridiculous lawsuits. Yes, I know, McDonalds was partially at fault here. At the same time, it was a bullshit lawsuit.

    4. Re:We'd laugh at SCO if they tried it here. by Ronny+Cook · · Score: 1
      At the risk of redundancy: There is a useful site (and mailing list) run by Randy Cassingham (who writes the This is True column, called The Stella Awards. It describes what actually happened in the Stella Liebeck case, and in general provides a fairly balanced view of some of the more outrageous excesses of the American legal system.

      The site also includes some reports of cases where the result of a case is quite reasonable despite initial outrageous claims.

      If you want an example of outrageous legal claims, look into the asbestos law suits.

    5. Re:We'd laugh at SCO if they tried it here. by obeythefist · · Score: 1

      Yes, the ridiculous LoneStar peanut shells on the floor issue.

      Some, uhh, weight-challenged individual of female persuasion managed to slip and hurt herself on the peanut shells on the floor of a LoneStar steakhouse (like those Outback steakhouses you guys have in Texas, but this one pretends to be Texan for aussies).

      Some litigation later, and there's no peanuts in LoneStar anymore. Thanks.

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    6. Re:We'd laugh at SCO if they tried it here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never EVER mention the coffee lawsuit thing on slashdot. You've just created a thread that will go on and on and on, and is basically a copy of the same thread from last week. It's worse than trying to correct a trekkie.

    7. Re:We'd laugh at SCO if they tried it here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This law suit always get mentioned as frivolous, but the woman that won it had 3rd degree burns from that coffee. 3rd degree burns are when your skin bubbles. "Usually needs a skin graft to prevent bad scarring if it is larger than a quarter (1 inch) in size."
      She won for a reason. Coffee should _not_ be that hot.

    8. Re:We'd laugh at SCO if they tried it here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, but in Australia all of our "Current Affairs" programs are about shoddy ethnic tradesmen, and government bungling.

    9. Re:We'd laugh at SCO if they tried it here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Er, when we _boil_ water at 100 degrees C to make a cup of tea or (erk) instant coffee, how is serving coffee at 85 degrees C not fit for human consumption?

    10. Re:We'd laugh at SCO if they tried it here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the facts of that case are more often that not misrepresented. The truth is, however, that McDonalds served their coffee at a temperature unfit for human consumption (185F or 85C)

      Actually that's why ppl outside US laugh about US law stories: stupid things are stupid, no matter how U defend them. Of course coffee has to be hot when made, really, u can't make a good coffee with room temperature water. Once you made a coffee you know that boling water is hot (100C).

      A label 'warning coffe is hot' is as unnecessary as a warning on a condom 'warning nor wearing makes someone pregnant'. People have to use common sense and even if a coffee is really hot, MacDonald didn't do that to harm anyone, they did just because coffee has to be hot.

    11. Re:We'd laugh at SCO if they tried it here. by TuataraShoes · · Score: 1

      One of the reasons this Hot Coffee legend is difficult for people outside the USA to understand is that we actually drink hot coffee. Americans (and I do like the USA and the people...) drink luke warm coffee.

      I am not anti-American. I studied there and I love the place. But they have the worst food and the worst coffee in the world. They think that luke warm, over sweetened, preservative loaded, sugar coated, cellophane wrapped crap... is good food?!?!?!

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    12. Re:We'd laugh at SCO if they tried it here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the "coffee too hot" situation isn't as crazy as it sounds.

      Basically, the folks at McDonalds were serving coffee that was significantly hotter than what a person can safely consume. McDonalds claimed that customers wanted the coffee that hot.

      However, it is very inappropraite to server any kind of "food" to a customer at a temperature that can cause life-threatening burns.

      In fact, both judge and jury agreed - the food that you serve should be safe to hold and consume.

      It's equivalent is to make a hair dryer that can put out the heat of a propane torch. Handy if you need a torch, but inherently dangerous for anyone to use as a hair dryer.

    13. Re:We'd laugh at SCO if they tried it here. by adept256 · · Score: 1

      On your next linux distro cd:

      warning: SCO might own linux

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    14. Re:We'd laugh at SCO if they tried it here. by Johan+Veenstra · · Score: 1

      You may or may not be aware of this fact, but the best coffee is made with boiling (100 C) water. In most countries coffee is consumed HOT.

      I suggest you try this, travel to Europe, Italy for example (they make bloody good coffee over there), order a cup of coffee, spill it on your lap (by accident ofcourse) and sue the owner of the coffeeshop. I'll personally come over to Italy and laugh you out of court...

    15. Re:We'd laugh at SCO if they tried it here. by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      Not only that, their coffee tastes like utter crap w hy would anyone go there? (except old people which here its free for them)

      But still, utter vile.

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    16. Re:We'd laugh at SCO if they tried it here. by RoLi · · Score: 1
      The truth is, however, that McDonalds served their coffee at a temperature unfit for human consumption (185F or 85C) and the woman in question had third degree burns and required skin grafts.

      Actually McDonalds also servers their burgers unfit for human consumption (styrofoam is bad for your stomach) so you better put big warning signs "please remove styrofoam box before consumption" in big fat letters on them, just to make sure that nobody gets hurt.

      The analogy is actually pretty good. Both high temperature and the burger boxes make sure that you can actually consume your meal 10 minutes after purchase.

    17. Re:We'd laugh at SCO if they tried it here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because you can reasonably expect the restaurant to have added milk/cream/cold water to bring the temperature down to, say, 55 degrees C. Nice and hot, but won't put you in surgery if you splash some on your arm.

    18. Re:We'd laugh at SCO if they tried it here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ppl? u? boling? MacDonald?

      I guess stupid people are stupid no matter where they come from.

      McDonald's don't make their coffee like you make it at home, dipshit. The brew it with boiling water, and then they keep it in a pot. There is no reason, at that point, to keep it so ridiculously hot, but they did it anyway.

  71. Electric Company, anyone? by red+floyd · · Score: 1

    And what about... Naomi?

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  72. Re:Fee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't tell you where to send it, but I'm sure you can figure out where to shove it.....

  73. Bush takes stance against SCO by p00ya · · Score: 1
    O'Shaughnessy said SCO's intellectual property had been unauthorisedly used in the Linux kernel;
    Now come on, who else but your president could come up with such words?
  74. australian fraud? by SHEENmaster · · Score: 1

    Given their actions with Novel, I expect that SCO will sue the entity in question for exthortion. It makes them look less guilty to various news organizations.

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    1. Re:australian fraud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The SEC is in charge of such things, and yes, technically they could get in trouble. However, the SEC has have MASSIVE budget cuts since bush and has had a reorg as well. Bush's cronies in the pro business world now pwn the SEC. (Notice i didnt say republicans.)

  75. "Professor" Allan Fels? by darnok · · Score: 0, Troll

    It's a mystery how this "Professor" title got prepended to Fels' name. For all that he did a remarkable job while in charge of the ACCC, the "Professor" title is totally bogus - he can no more call himself "Professor" than an unqualified person can call their self "Doctor".

    1. Re:"Professor" Allan Fels? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The professor prefix is warranted because he was a professor at the Graduate School of Management at Monash University from 1984-1996 and he is currently an honorary professor at the Faculty of Business and Economics, again at Monash University.

    2. Re:"Professor" Allan Fels? by Aardpig · · Score: 1

      he can no more call himself "Professor" than an unqualified person can call their self "Doctor"

      I beg to differ. "Doctor" is a qualification, "Professor" is merely a job title.

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    3. Re:"Professor" Allan Fels? by Lord+Barrabas · · Score: 1

      ahem.

      Please check facts first. He has been a Professor of Management at Monash Uni, and is currently an (honorary) prof at the School of Business and Economics at Monash. Allan Fels is also Dean of the Australia and New Zealand School of Government.

      See his profile

    4. Re:"Professor" Allan Fels? by jjgm · · Score: 1

      Astoundingly this "mystery" can be solved by reading his biography :

      "Professor Fels was appointed as Professor of Administration at Monash University in 1984 and was the Director of the Graduate School of Management, Monash University from 1985 until 1990 and is now an Honorary Professor in the Faculty of Business and Economics at Monash University."

      A statement that is confirmed here.

      Perhaps his credentials aren't so "totally bogus" as you claim.

      - J

    5. Re:"Professor" Allan Fels? by Snoopy77 · · Score: 1

      Should we have a -1 Googless for people who forget to google for the correct information and just rattle of some 'facts' from the top of their head.

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    6. Re:"Professor" Allan Fels? by lendude · · Score: 1

      No offence, but how the hell is the parent still +2 Informative after clearly being corrected in many follow-ups *sigh*

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    7. Re:"Professor" Allan Fels? by mattjb0010 · · Score: 1

      I beg to differ. "Doctor" is a qualification, "Professor" is merely a job title.

      In the Australian higher education system, one usually has to have a PhD to become a professor, this is different to the US system.

  76. Re:Fee by Bull999999 · · Score: 1

    Not to mention that you may not be able to get a refund after SCO goes bankrupt.

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  77. Constructive post: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SCO irritates me with their disgusting "business". The CEO deserves it to have a mob turning him upside down and stick his head in a bucket of cow-poop.

  78. Giv'im tha BOOT! by MachDelta · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh SWEET!
    Does this mean that, when Darl and co. are found guilty of being lying bastards, that someone gets to kick him in the ass with a boot?

    Now thats something i'd pay $699 for!

    1. Re:Giv'im tha BOOT! by frkiii · · Score: 1

      Or, I believe the Monty Python "... and, a boot to the head." would be more appropriate. :)

  79. Yet More "queries" for SCO by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 4, Funny
    Being the kindhearted and generous guy that I am, I've decided to contribute to SCO's pursuit of queries - these should round them up to an even 20.
    • Why on earth would I buy a license for Linux when all you've offered me is unsubstantiated claims?
    • What part of the legal terms fraud and barratry do your lawyers not understand?
    • What makes you so sure you're going to get away with this?
    • Exactly what kind of a game do you think you're playing, mister?
    • Last week you were trying to sell me some bridge. This week you want to sell me a license for Linux. Is there no end to this madness?
    • What! No Lube?
    • Et Tu, Brute?
    And, of course, the ever popular:
    • Thank you sir, may I have another?
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    1. Re:Yet More "queries" for SCO by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 1
      Oh Yeah, and before anyone suggests adding
      • WTF?
      to the list, I'm reasonably sure it's already on their initial list of 12 queries.

      Several times, and loudly.
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  80. Re:Haiku...OT by marko123 · · Score: 1

    Can you make haiku
    That rhymes with each sentence, too?
    Not so easy to.

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  81. They're here! by DarkRecluse · · Score: 1

    This headline indicates that lie detecting glasses are already on the market!

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  82. Re:Conspiracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am not a stock advisor or anything, but it should probably be noted that shorting can be risky. The loss potential is infinite (because stock can go up forever) as opposed to buying long, where stock can only go from the purchase price down to 0.

  83. hmm by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

    "Are you insane?" counts as an "inquiry" to them, I think.

    1. Re:hmm by rcpitt · · Score: 1
      Hey... It's got a question mark after it doesn't it?

      Must be an inquiry - and I'd bet the the statment "over my dead body" counts as an offer to pay too.

      On the other hand, "F&*k you!" probably means "we're in serious discussions" - I mean it has an exclamation point for gosh sakes - must be serious!

      --
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      and didn't get it
  84. Re: Friends in high places? by MachDelta · · Score: 1

    Hmmm... what about a small company with, say, indemnification backing from a heavy hitter like IBM, Novell, etc?

    The size of their cahones wouldn't be such an issue with someone like the Big Blue Machine in their corner.
    Think it would work?

  85. New Greeting for Darl by Shriek · · Score: 0

    G'Day Cellmate!

  86. A message to all SCOX Investors ... by R33MSpec · · Score: 1

    Sell, Sell, Sell!

  87. Wow by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    Private companies can prosicute for fraud now? Is this new?

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  88. This is your cue, Australians ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    This is what we've been waiting for - SCO to show its ugly face down under. So what do we do now? RING THE ACCC. I just did - the phone is answered immediately by a polite and helpful staff member, who will listen patiently as your explain the situation and detail your grievance and why you may be at risk. Get enough of these complaints and they'll start an investigation. The guy I spoke to even mentioned they were looking at a "pattern" for this matter.

    This is our war cry guys. Just pick up the phone. The ACCC wants to act - they're straining at the leash - but they need to show some community support for their actions before they can rip SCO's throat out!

    So ring, ring now!!!!

    http://www.accc.gov.au/
    1300 302 502

    Do it! Do it now!

    1. Re:This is your cue, Australians ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Before you call the ACCC, contact SCO and get them to quote the license cost for you to remain compliant with their IP rights. If you don't do that, you do not have a trade relationship with them, and no transgression has occurred.

  89. Damn you by Raul654 · · Score: 1

    You beat me to it. I don't like missing out on the obligatory simpsons reference ;)

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  90. Re:7h1nk by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 1

    What other options are there? Or is civilization bound to collapse? =)

    Judging from past history yes.

    Several times and loudly.
    Several more times and with the merest whimper.

    Don't just take my word for it, ask the Mayans.

    ... For the benefit of the historically challenged...Yes folks, the Mayan Civilization collapsed catastrophically many many years ago and they're all dead now. (unfounded rumors suggest that it was rampant capitalism and an overpopulation of lawyers)

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  91. Re:Yeah, but at least you'll have the last laugh.. by MachDelta · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...cuz right now some poor server admin down under has probably just roasted his eyeballs out after looking directly into the plasma ball that used to be a webserver.

  92. Any plaintiffs/prosecutors in the US? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting


    Are there any US companies that are (or contemplating) filing suit against SCO for fraud?

    It seems like a reasonable legal risk for any plaintiff (or co-plaintiffs) with a large Linux installation. (SCO is not the UNIX copyright-holder of record; SCO's so-called "evidence" has all been easily discredited so far, etc.)

    And what about criminal fraud charges? Are there any states that are contemplating this? Is there any chance of federal fraud charges?

  93. Oh boy... by graveyardduckx · · Score: 0

    Time for Crocodile Dundee to go to court and kill the biggest scaly bastard of them all!

  94. Keep him in the US!! by donscarletti · · Score: 1
    In Australia there are far fewer prisoners but roughly the same amount of prisons for its population. This allows inmates to have bigger cells, more room and dramatically reduces instances of such negative experiances such as shower rape etc. This is usually seen as a good thing in a correctional system, however not in all cases.

    I think I speak for all Australian SCO haters when I suggest that McBride shouldn't be locked up in one of our 3-star resort minimum security white-colar gaols but he should be locked up in one of those overcrowded, underfunded stinkholes that they have in the US.

    Better yet, we do imprison him here, however we lock him up in one of our little "detention centers" in the middle of the desert that the UN keeps complaining about... use those things to lock up someone who actually deserves it for once.... that or extradite him to Russia!

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    1. Re:Keep him in the US!! by dtfinch · · Score: 1

      The ongoing rumor for the last couple decades has been that our prisons are a great place to be forcibly gang raped by other men on a weekly basis, especially if you're a soft, corporate type who doesn't get along well. Chances are he'll survive by dressing up as a woman and giving head for protection.

    2. Re:Keep him in the US!! by rcpitt · · Score: 1
      I don't know - maybe staked out somewhere North of Ayers rock would be appropriate.

      On the other hand, if he is going to end up in prison I'd rather he wasn't in our "club fed" here in Canada either. Not only can you get drugs and other ilicit things in there, you can even get Windows (wait, maybe that's not a bad er good thing)

      Oh heck - just put him in with Martha. That'll teach 'im.

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      and didn't get it
  95. PLEASE DON'T CLICK ON THE CYBERKNIGHTS LINK! by leonbrooks · · Score: 2, Informative

    The server's link is being pounded into the sand by the traffic already, and we've not peaked yet. And there are other sites hosted there. )-:

    Please lay off that link for a few days!

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  96. Re:1 w45 4 m0r0n.... by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 0

    I can tell you're new here because new people don't know their trollology.

    That post was one of those so-called "trolls."

    (Note that I used correct puncuation)

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  97. Re:Proof of lawerying industry weighing america do by Dhalka226 · · Score: 1

    Actually I consider this not the fault of the lawyers, but of the legal system. If I were the judge in this case, I would have given SCO until I finished my lunch to produce evidence or I would had dismissed the case with prejudice.

    Okay, okay, maybe not that quick, but not months either. IBM might get months--they are the respondent to the claims--but if the petitioner doesn't know what he is petitioning the court for the minute he walks in, he's not going to receive my sympathy. If they "know" there is infringement, they should "know" where what they consider infringement occurs. They should be able to pull this "they're infringing but I don't know how or where yet, may I have a look at all of their code please?" bullcrap.

    The lawyers are doing their job. Unfortunately because of convoluded and protracted legal processes, they're increasingly necessary for even what seems to be the simplest action.

    I think it would only take a handful of authoratative judges to turn things around. Same thing on the other side of the legal spectrum, with Michael Jackson's case. He wants to waltz in 20 minutes late because he was standing on his taxi waving to his fans? Great. He can spend the next 20 minutes bitching as he writes out a check to pay a fine for contempt.

  98. No mystery, he earned it by anti-NAT · · Score: 3, Informative

    Academic Staff Profile - Allan Fels

    Professor Fels was appointed as Professor of Administration at Monash University in 1984 and was the Director of the Graduate School of Management, Monash University from 1985 until 1990 and is now an Honorary Professor in the Faculty of Business and Economics at Monash University.

    Professor Fels has degrees in economics and law from the University of Western Australia, and a Ph.D in Economics from Duke University. After leaving Duke he was appointed as a Research Fellow in the Department of Applied Economics, University of Cambridge, where his Duke Ph.D thesis was published as The British Prices and Incomes Board by Cambridge University Press.

    What gave you the impression that he made it up, and then convinced everybody in the media and the government ? Academic fraud like that at his level, and in his (former) role, would be career suicide for him, and extremely very embarresing for the government.

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  99. Very insightful comment by Novell by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 5, Informative

    Jack Messman from Novell wrote to Darl McBride on May 28, 2003:

    "We believe it unlikely that SCO can demonstrate that it has any ownership interest whatsoever in those copyrights. Apparently, you share this view, since over the last few months you have repeatedly asked Novell to transfer the copyrights to SCO, requests that Novell has rejected. Finally, we find it telling that SCO failed to assert a claim for copyright or patent infringement against IBM."

    Oh that must of hurt! The fact that SCO attempted to get Novell to transfer the copyrights is proof enough that the copyright ownership is in question even in the mind of SCO.

    When this is all over McBride will only be able to get job acting as the villian in a melodrama since it is truly the only talent he has shown to date.

  100. Re:Conspiracy by Brushfireb · · Score: 1

    Parent is correct, but does not explain it well for the uninitiated. A better way to learn about shorting stocks can be found Here. Have fun, dont risk your house.

  101. Let us see who's head it is ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you pull the tail real hard the head comes out.

    If you start shaking SCO tail for fraud Bill Gates head will pop out.

  102. Re:cr1m1n4l5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what you gotta do is kick someones ass the first day or youll end up someones bitch

  103. ACCC Complaint form: by jakoz · · Score: 3, Informative
  104. OT: Tourists by fireman+sam · · Score: 1

    I use to work in a pub, and the only people who drink fosters are the American tourists* who walk around in slouch hats saying things like "Ge-Day Mate" and "Lets throw another shrimp on the bar-be"

    * British tourists tended to prefer the cheapest beer, whilst European tourists preferred the Imported beers.

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    1. Re:OT: Tourists by haystor · · Score: 3, Funny

      That reminds me of my first dinner in Italy. We had just pulled into port in Naples. I was with 8 other Marines as we sat down to dinner at a hole in the wall restaurant. Being our first port call on this little cruise, several asked if they had Budweiser. I pointed out that they were about to pay imported prices for a bud light when they could get something European at a local price.

      Heeding my advice, they all immediately switched to Heineken and I gave up trying.

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    2. Re:OT: Tourists by daniel23 · · Score: 1


      Italian beer - as famous as red wine from Holland!

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    3. Re:OT: Tourists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      British tourists tended to prefer the cheapest beer
      Well, given that ALL Aussie lager tends to taste like piss, you might as well go for the least expensive piss.

      Now, VB is proper drink.
    4. Re:OT: Tourists by aziraphale · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, I find Nastro Azzuro's an excellent refreshment after a hot day's traipsing round Roman ruins. Italy has enough German tourists that it's paid them to learn how to make a reasonable beer.

    5. Re:OT: Tourists by tkg · · Score: 1

      I tended to prefer VB myself. I noticed that Tooeys seemed popular amongst the locals though.

    6. Re:OT: Tourists by droid_rage · · Score: 1

      Baladin Ale is pretty good too, but it's a heavier beer. Definitely not for the bud/heineken crowd.

    7. Re:OT: Tourists by haystor · · Score: 1

      I was in fact aiming to get them to try a house wine. But the switch to heineken was so quick and decisive I knew it was a lost cause.

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    8. Re:OT: Tourists by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      Moretti is OK too.

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  105. Move that slashdot change lawsuit example by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 1
    I really think we ought to leave the old bat who sued McDs because she spilled her coffee on herself to wallow in her ill gotten gains. Lets start picking on a really fun lawsuit that is "more in touch" with the the humor level here on slashdot: the case of the infamous condom in the soup. Its definitely good for more laughs (Patron: "Waiter, what's this condom doing in my clam chowder?" Waiter: "Those are really fresh clams. Let me know if one starts to hit on you." Budda-boom)

    Yeah, I'm sick of the MickeyDs coffee example too. Can you tell? Sorry, best joke I could come up with on short notice.

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  106. Several licence inquiries? by Bob+Loblaw · · Score: 1

    "claims enquiries by several companies already"

    SCO must claim "tell us how we infringe or we'll sue your pants off" as an inquiry.

  107. Re:Conspiracy by AhBeeDoi · · Score: 1

    If I apply your logic, the share price of a stock is more likely to go to infinity if it is shorted than if it were purchased long.

    Which stocks have reached an infinite price? When you factor in those stocks trading for infinity with the rest of the market, you'll get the probability of infinite loss potential. Right now, I know of no stock selling for infinity (not even Microsoft), so I'm guessing that the potential for infinite loss is less than infinitesimal - zero, if you like.

  108. woot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I only wish I could be there the moment that the execs at SCO, at some board meeting sometime, all come to the general concensus that they're screwed and crap their pants all at the same time. I wouldn't want to be there to smell it, but a picture-taking session would be in order.

  109. Re:cr1m1n4l5 by AhBeeDoi · · Score: 1

    Don't pick on the wrong guy.

  110. Was wondering why Foster's tasted like arse by CaptPungent · · Score: 0

    Thought it was either me and my picky taste or Australian beer tasted like shite.

    I'm glad to hear not all the beer tastes like that, you guys down under should sue those bastards for damaging the Australian beer instustries image, much like SCO is to Novell (see I did manage to stay on topic ;)

    And man am I trashed right now. Only good American beer I'll vouch for here is MGD. Don't bother whis that otehr shite. I'm totally trashed on it right now. Ok I'm going to stop before this gets even worse and I start sluring more words

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    1. Re:Was wondering why Foster's tasted like arse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my god man, MGD is the cat pissiest of the bunch, save the framaldehyde goodness of Pabst blue ribbon. Jesus, you people need to try a good microbrew. (MGD FIE FOR SHAME)

  111. Re:Conspiracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What he means is, the downside risk is higher when you short a stock.

    If you have $1000, and buy $1000 worth of microsoft hoping it goes up, the worst that can happen is you lose everything when you go on vacation and come back to find the stock went to zero. But on the upside, you can gain any amount. It can double, or triple. If it triples you make $2000.

    Somebody else with $1000 in their account and shorting $1000 worth of MSFT at the same time will see the opposite situation: the most they could possibly gain is another $1000 dollars if the stock goes to zero and they cover the $1000 short with $0.00 of shares. But they can lose any amount. If Microsoft triples, they have to buy $3000 of stock (meaning they have to come up with $2000 from outside the account, in this scenario).

    Of course there are other considerations like margin calls and comissions, but generally shorting is more risky, as is buying on margin.

  112. No copyright claim by phriedom · · Score: 4, Interesting

    SCO may indeed be in trouble, but notice that their carefully worded claims say that Linux contains their intellectual property, which you need a license for. They do not claim that their copyrights have been violated. In fact, since intellectual property doesn't have any legal meaning, they aren't claiming anything at all.

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  113. My mistake by darnok · · Score: 1

    I remembered hearing Fels wasn't entitled to use the title "Professor" on the media, and Google turned up http://www.abc.net.au/mediawatch/transcripts/s8367 77.htm which, although inconclusive, implies that he *is* a Professor and is entitled to use the honorific. The confusion seems to have come about due to some out-of-date documentation supplied by a university in error.

    This: http://www-pso.adm.monash.edu.au/news/Story.asp?ID =514&SortType=6 seems to confirm it.

    Apologies for listening to the media and believing what I hear. Anyone want to buy these SCO shares; I believe the price is headed for the moon!

  114. Let's put it this way... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    ...it probably represents a saving in blue and green ink. (-:

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  115. OK, it's still only 128kb uplink, but... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    ...we have a thinner placeholder page up on an alternate link for the next few days. One that doesn't inconvenience so many people if it gets smashed flat. Give it a few hours for DNSes to expire and refresh (or flush your DNS if you control it), and the show will go on.

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    1. Re:OK, it's still only 128kb uplink, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, Leon, redirect all slashdot referrer's to another page on tripod or geocities or somewhere saying, simply, "bugger off" :)

  116. Litigatory culture of the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For some reason, many people here in the US think that the best way to make money is through lawsuits. I'm not hating on our whole country either; most Americans would rather get a job and make their money. It's just that there's a prevailing opionion that being given free money for something that may not have happened at all is a good and honest way to make a living.

    Gee, if only I'd thought of planting a condom in my Clam Chowder! (...Or a Rehnquist in my Lobster Newburg!)

  117. If we keep watching The Simpsons and other US TV by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    then sooner or later it won't be an insult, it'll be a fact. GIGO, y'know.

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  118. Airlines by hawaiian717 · · Score: 1

    Good news for United Airlines and Qantas Airways.

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  119. Kind of like Corona... by Max+Threshold · · Score: 2, Informative

    Cerveza Caguama, now that's the stuff. Fucking impossible to find, though.

    1. Re:Kind of like Corona... by tkg · · Score: 1

      Fucking impossible to find, though.

      Not surprising, with a shitty sounding name like that. ;)

    2. Re:Kind of like Corona... by jsantos · · Score: 1

      Caguama is not a brand (at least not in Mexico) is the type of bottle it's like two or three times the size of a regular beer. So there are Corona Caguamas, Indio Caguamas, Victoria Caguamas, Carta Blanca Caguamas, etc.

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    3. Re:Kind of like Corona... by Max+Threshold · · Score: 1

      Cerveza Caguama is a brand of beer from El Salvador. I used to buy it at Publix in Atlanta, but I've never seen it anywhere else. :-(

  120. The server's fine by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    Three cacheable images per typical page, minimal scripting, no worries. But the link was totally trashed, which was sad for the other people using it. I've put a box up on a home DSL line and pointed the DNS at it for a few days.

    It's still gold-on-black because I got sick of black-on-white. (-:

    Actually, if you look closely, the original background is not exactly black. It's a very dark image of Tux overlaid on a CPU core.

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    1. Re:The server's fine by MachDelta · · Score: 1

      Hah, thats the first time i've had a joke backfire by the admin actually showing up! :o

      Eh well, was bound to happen some day. ;)

  121. Yes, coincidence by leonbrooks · · Score: 2

    SCO ANZ didn't make this particular standover play until the 19th, at which point I was on a Qantas 737-400 over the Nullarbor somewhere, out of contact with Linus and next port of call at least 2000km from Adelaide.

    But yes, Linus did say that on the previous Friday, and not just to me, to a bunch of people standing outside Elder Hall discussing the OCG miniconf's outcome. No press release, Linus is like that.

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  122. No extra business has turned up... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    ...that I know of, and I'd be helpless if it did because I'm pretty busy already.

    I did get a couple of new enquiries from potential recruits, which is far more valuable to me. Linux is blossoming in Oz (at last!) and I have more work than people to do it. If I can get more people onto the coalface, I'll have time for stuff like this posting, family time, writing software I want to write rather than stuff I need to write to solve an immediate problem. And I'll be able to provide service to more of the Perth IT community, which badly needs it.

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    1. Re:No extra business has turned up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      May I come up to Perth, live there and work for you?
      Damn, "who have teeth does not have food" says an italian quote...

      I swear I'll study! :)

  123. That's just one of the risks... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1
    people listen to what Leon has to say here

    That's just because I'm loud and insistent, not because I'm smart or industrious. (-:
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    1. Re:That's just one of the risks... by andyr · · Score: 1
      people listen to what Leon has to say here
      by leonbrooks (8043)

      That's just because I'm loud and insistent, not because I'm smart or industrious. (-:

      Hmm Slashdot ID 8043.

      Quite loud, methinks.

      Cheers, Andy!

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  124. Re:Haiku...OT by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

    It's not easy to ;)

    Jaysyn

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  125. Law Suits DOS :) by ArcticCelt · · Score: 1

    Each slashdotuser should take the resolution to fill a lawsuit against SCO and convince two other people to do the same. The reason can be anything. I don't know in the US but here in Canada, Quebec there is different level of courts and for claims under 3000$ you can sue without a lawyer. Its like a DOS but with law suits ;)

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  126. Basicly by gedeco · · Score: 1

    the SCO license is a 419 scam.
    The method of selling it is just a bit smarter.

  127. Trying it on in NZ too by stanwirth · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They're trying it on in NZ, too.

    The NZOSS has put together this summary of the issues and is requesting a copy of the license, but not telegraphing its plans so blatantly (ya gotta love Kiwis).

    Check out http://WWW.SCO.CO.NZ for a larf.

  128. Well they can always keep trying different nations by JumperCable · · Score: 1

    It's kind of like playing the lottery over & over again. Even a blind squirrel finds a nut.

    My bet is that they finally get accepted in Nigeria.

  129. All I can say is... by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    All I can say is, when will one of you employed geeks with tallent make the rest of us a 'parody' film detailing the destruction of SCO, Matrix-style?

    "The source..."
    "It drives us,"
    "It binds us,"

    etc. etc. *boom* You get the point. Please?

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  130. First sign of intelligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems like AI(ntelligence)DS is not that contagious anyways!!

    (Is there someone who can go ahead sue religions
    for fraud too ? That will be the end of Communist-phobia :-) I guess )

  131. First Sign Of intelligence!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After all AI(ntelligence)DS is not that contagious
    anyways!.

    ( Is there someone who can go ahead sue religions
    for fraud ? That will be the end of the socialism-phobia I guess )

  132. Re:Yeah, but at least you'll have the last laugh.. by obeythefist · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't be surprised if slashdot was buggering up most of our international links. Telstra are a bit cheap when it comes to quality high speed connections, you see.

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  133. Wouldn't this be the natural reaction? by jopet · · Score: 1

    I think this would be the natural reaction when you get a letter like that: why didn't more companies respond this way?

  134. Does this apply to democracy? by korpiq · · Score: 1


    I was going to reply with "what an excellent definition".

    Then I thought of my favourite defense for democracy, "in any group of people large enough, the average of guesses about a value tends to be close to truth". That I took from economy, because for some unfortunate reason I tend to get into talks about economy versus democracy (power to the people or to the money, that is) every now and then. I think it is originally used to prove that a share value would get to a reasonable realistic level.

    Now I'm confused.

    BTW, SCO has bullied us long enough and should be conquered^Wcorrected.

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  135. Re:Conspiracy by Discopete · · Score: 3, Informative

    Your statement is indeed true, but picture for a moment that you short 20,000 shares of SCOX at $15.75 per share. In the short run, you gain $315,000 (minus commissions and taxes).

    Now, what happens if SCO wins the lawsuit?
    More than likely the stock price will begin to climb. If the stock price climbs above 15.75 you're screwed.
    If it skyrockets (very unlikely with a company like SCO, but possible), you're really screwed.

    The shares you shorted were not your own and you now have to "Buy to Cover" your short. If you shorted at 15.75 and sco is now at 40 you're just a little more than screwed. You've now got a purchase price of $800,000, leaving you $485,000 in the hole.

    During the tech bubble, there were a number of persons that shorted stock only to see it rocket from the teens to the hundreds in a day. What if that happens with sco? Lets put sco at $150.00 per. now you're out $2,685,000.00

    Shorting can be extremely dangerous, which is why most reputable brokerage firms have very specific criteria that one must meet to be approved for shorting and option trading.

    (and yes, I am a stockbroker.)

    (nothing in this statement constitues an offer to sell or buy anything. What you do with this information is up to you.)

  136. Let's set up a fund by ocie · · Score: 1

    to buy a STFU mug for SCO.

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  137. Could happen to anybody... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    ...but lends point to the old saying "never do anything that you wouldn't be caught dead doing". (-:

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  138. A little something to keep you occupied... by Elliot+Anderson · · Score: 2, Informative

    SCO Australia Contact Information:

    Kieran O'Shaughnessy
    kierano@sco.com
    General Email - anz_info@sco.com
    Tel: +61 2 9455 0500
    Web: http://au.sco.com


    Have Fun :D

  139. Re:Funny you should mention CNBC by bangular · · Score: 1

    I watch CNBC on a regular basis and let me tell you, I've never seen such a fickle group of people in my life. Their opinions of tech companies are very rarely based on sound technologies. They are based on press releases and analyst reports. Their most trusted analyst seems to be Gartner. When the hell has Gartner ever told us anything insightful??? But they treat Gartner as it has it's ear to the pulse of technology. Oh, and their second favorite is the Yankee group. Don't forget to mention how rarely they mention any of their parent companies when doing in depth reporting on them. CNBC is the epitome of capitalist piggery at it's worst. Yet, it's amazing how much affect their sheer ignorance and arrogance about knowledge of tech seems to affect the market. I've never seen anyone want to suck Intel's dick so badly in my life. *waits to be modded down for being OT*

  140. Re:cr1m1n4l5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get the damn quote right will you?

    "What you gotta do is kick somebodies ass on the first day, or become somones bitch."

  141. Dude wheres my code? by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

    Dude, dude, dude....

  142. They're already getting the bird... by rediguana · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In this article SCO is already getting the finger from a couple of big New Zealand Linux users.

    Massey University has deployed a 132 CPU Helix supercomputer running RedHat Linux 7.3 at its Albany campus in Auckland and would be expected to pay $NZ171,192.61 for the right to continue using its operating system. The director of parallel computing, Chris Messon, says that's not going to happen. "We have no plans to pay off SCO."

    And Weta Digital...

    Operations manager Milton Ngan says any move to pay the licence would be seen as capitulation and Weta isn't about to start down that road. "We won't make any moves till we see what the rest of the industry does. We're a small company a long way from SCO so we'll try to stay here out of sight."

  143. IANAUS by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    I AM Not An USian but if I remember correctly only about 50% of people vote in the US, perhaps the 50% that do not vote is the cleverest one (since in any case there are no credible options to the two main parties).

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    1. Re:IANAUS by jlanthripp · · Score: 1
      Actually, I believe that just over half of those who are eligible are even registered, and of those, at least 25% don't even bother to vote in presidential elections. Voter turnout for off-year elections (to elect governors, senators, representatives, city council members, etc) is far lower.

      It has been said that democracy cannot work unless the people participate. We're seeing the proof of that in the US right now.

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  144. And lefthanded? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    :-)

    (fscking /. lame filter, I did not want to write this sentence, all my wittiness has been irreparably damaged).

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  145. ACCC wakes up by Frodo420024 · · Score: 1
    Quote:Following complaints from many Linux users about the legitimacy of SCO's actions, the Australian Competition and Consumer Commission (ACCC) asked the company for information about the licences.

    If I was Darl, I'd be scared, really scared. Probably not what he wanted at this moment...

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    1. Re:ACCC wakes up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >If I was Darl, I'd be scared, really scared.

      Scared of what? Some Australian consumer group that is more toothless than the Better Business Bureau? Scared that an Australian party might find some authority to bring a suit in a US court?

      What's to be scared of here?

  146. For UK based /.ers by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Guys, lets do our bit to bring this to an end, SCO have issued a challenge, it should not go unanswered.

    You can try complaining to the Advertisement Standards Authority, specially if you have received one of the now infamous SCO emails.

    Even if you have not I am sure they are your best bet to find out what to do about this.

    To other people in Europe: don't be lazy, there are similar institutions in your country to which you can complain.

    SCO is most probably doing false advertisment, untruthful or unproved ststements (most likely all of the above), if they insinuate they want money from you please, don't just let it pass knowing is all hot air, do something about it.

    It is the guys that are actually being contacted that have the most power to do something about this...

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    1. Re:For UK based /.ers by neillewis · · Score: 1

      Good idea, and contact your local Trading Standards Office too, they will likely refer your complaint to the Hertfordshire TSO, which covers SCO UK's Office. You can find your local TSO through http://www.tradingstandards.gov.uk/

  147. "no substantial"? by chfriley · · Score: 1

    What I find odd is the quotation attributed to Linus:

    "he knows of no substantial code in his Linux kernel source code tree which could possibly be subject to ownership claims by The SCO Group."

    He says "no substantial". I hope this is a mis-quotation because that sounds different than what I have heard others say.

    Comments? Anyone know?

  148. Re:Humour: SCO & Kiwis - them's fighting words by Nivag353 · · Score: 2, Funny

    You must remember that on the world stage, America is very small. The biggest problem that Kiwi's have to deal with is the Australians.

    The number one objective for any decent Kiwi, on meeting an Australian is to put them in their place - forget American politics, SCO, Microsoft, or any such minor problems.

    However, should any other Tin-Pot country, such as America, were to attack Australia. Then, by mutual aggreement, Australia and New Zealand would reform the ANZAC brigades to see off the external threat - in fact, the remaining New Zealanders not already in Australia, would go to Australia to defend it.

    Be warned. Rubbishing Australians is the sole perogative of the Kiwi's - if anyone else joins in, we reserve the right to jointly attack them!

    As for the poster I'm replying to, he should applogise and refrain from attacking his betters. This means he is free, and encouraged, to pick on Bush, Blair, or any of their minions.

    To return to topic: there is more truth in the above statements than seen in any of SCO's press releases...

  149. Re:Proof of lawerying industry weighing america do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This isn't Roe v. Wade, it's a simple verification of the code, no ethical delimas to deal with here.


    That's what the law is all about. Verification of the claims made by SCO (including the code).

    I don't think that anyone else should be able to make such a claim verification. Certainly not arbitrators paid by SCO, nor by some Microsoft-biased regulatory commission installed by the US president.

  150. It's a stock scam that's working by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    If you want to get mad at somebody, get mad at the US justice system. Scox, and scox conspirators (msft, sunw, royce, deutsch bank, canopy) have benefitted from this obvious scam for nearly a year.

    The US justice system is a joke to them, and rightly so.

    1. Re:It's a stock scam that's working by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      It's a joke to AL-Queda, drug cartels, and the G.O.P. to.

      I just don't think the punchline was particularly funny.

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  151. Novell backed off from that statement by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    Scox dropped from $8 to $6 after novl made that statement. Scox forced novl to retract that statement the next day, and scox shot right back up.

    1. Re:Novell backed off from that statement by tigre · · Score: 1

      Novell backed off, but they did not entirely retract. SCO interprets it as being a total cave-in, but Novell's public statement merely said they were reviewing the situation, while their later correspondence shows they concluded that they were still in possession of the copyrights.

    2. Re:Novell backed off from that statement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't find the retraction and Novell still has the press release on it's website. While I can find the May 28, 2003 release by searching at google with that date, when I search for the next day (May 29, 2003) I only get one release that has nothing to do with SCO. Like IBM said to SCO, "prove it".

  152. What does SCO stand for? by Cheo · · Score: 1

    It used to be SCO, refered to as Old SCO, and it's now SCO Group. Here my take on this: SCO (Old): Santa Cruz Operation -- the old SCO Group: Standard Criminal Organization -- the present SCO Group: Succesful Criminal Organizatio -- what they acheive to be "Don't worry, be happy."

  153. What does SCO stand for? by Cheo · · Score: 1

    It used to be SCO, refered to as Old SCO, and it's now SCO Group. But, what does SCO stand for?

    SCO (Old): Santa Cruz Operation -- the old
    SCO Group: Standard Criminal Organization -- the present
    SCO Group: Successful Criminal Organization -- what they acheive to be



    "Don't worry, be happy."

  154. Who's worse: SCO or Microsoft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Probably one of the funniest comics I've seen about the SCO nastiness... and it manages to poke fun at Microsoft too!

  155. "unauthorisedly" ?!?!? by jbarr · · Score: 1

    OK, I admit that I'm not the greatest speller and don't always have the greatest grammar, but really...

    From the article...
    "...O'Shaughnessy said SCO's intellectual property had been unauthorisedly used in the Linux kernel...

    unauthorisedly? Maybe this is an Australian colloquialism, but it certainly isn't in any of my dictionaries! The article was certainly interesting, but journalists need to stop making up words just to try to make them sound intelligent--it isn't working.

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  156. Crocodile Hunter parodies jumped the shark in '99 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    funny amusing bearable groanworthy shut up!
    1999---2000---2001---2002---2003---2004
  157. Re:7h1nk by FictionPimp · · Score: 0

    Lets just stop using money, i mean it worked in star trek...people just do things because...um..their bored? yea that will make a great society!

  158. What? You don't recognise... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    ...a southern-hemisphere smiley when you see one? (-:

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  159. It is a word. by stealth.c · · Score: 1

    Its root, in American, is "unauthorized." In more classical British/Australian/Canadian English, the spelling is usually "unauthorised." And since SCO's claim is that IP was used in Linux "without authorisation," an appropriate word could be "unauthorisedly."

    It's just a little creatively concise, not poor grammar.

  160. I won't be the first to say: by stealth.c · · Score: 1

    It's about damn time!
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  161. Let your goverment do your bidding. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    SCO is issuing threats to bill you for a good that:

    a) They can't probe they own, neither can probe they have the right to charge you for it.
    b) They did not sell to you.

    this surely breaks trading laws, advertisment regulations or normal good faith exchange of goods and services.

    Your place of residence surely has govrmental organization that check that nobody can issue threats that are not substantiated.

    Contact your consumer right bureau, trading authoriy or anybody in a position to take a look at this, now that SCO has commited the great mistake of widening their nonsense to a global audience we can strike back and help bring this to an end.

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  162. Typical enquiry about SCO IP: by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

    Are you out of your tiny little minds?

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  163. the debt isn't all GWB's, though... by rbird76 · · Score: 1

    while I disagree with GWB's policies on almost everything, he is not solely responsible for the debt. Somewhere around $ 700G (10^9) is due to spending that GWB's administration has made; you may count as well most of the $ 1.8T tax cut he signed (some of that is already included). Given this, GWB could be responsible for up to about $2.3T (?) of the national debt, which would probably be at close to $8 T; that would make the cost of the debt run by GWB about $ 10K/person; if you use only the debt run up by GWB up to now, the cost is probably more like $2000/person. (of course, that's a lot higher than the one-time $300 tax cut we all got here)

    So, while GWB hasn't been fiscally responsible, the nat'l debt here isn't all his fault. Reagan and Bush Sr. ran up about $4 T of the debt, and I think Clinton added at least $ 1 T; with a smaller amount from before Reagan and the amount that GWB has added, this constitutes the US debt ( > $ 6T).

    Unfortunately GWB had cooperation in the Patriot Act; it was a bipartisan act, which means (as George Carlin has said) that some larger-than-usual fraud was being perpetrated - thus the removal of our civil rights was not because of GWB alone, but nearly all of Congress as well (Ashroft is his fault, however). While GWB has been dishonest about Iraq (and has cost us a lot of respect from other countries), I don't know that the war in Iraq is illegal.

    I don't like GWB, but he isn't entirely responsible for the problems in the US. Blaming him for what he has done is enough.

  164. My thoughts by dacarr · · Score: 2, Funny
    I have a long standing policy of refusing to have duels of wits with unarmed parties. And SCO appears to be sorely unarmed.

    That being said, I await the day that I get an invoice from them to submit to my attorney.

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  165. A better idea by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

    I say send the blackguards to Gitmo Bay. Then there'll be no need for any evidence.

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  166. Re:Humour: SCO & Kiwis - them's fighting words by whittrash · · Score: 1

    A bold statement...but lets see how well you do in italic.

  167. A dingo by JimFromJersey · · Score: 1

    ate my evidence

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    between the greater and lesser infinities sleep the dreams undreamt
  168. Re:Humour: SCO & Kiwis - them's fighting words by Nivag353 · · Score: 1

    The "Italic" I've never heard of that Intel processor! Was this a special for SCO, especially designed for their new Linux distribution???

  169. Re:Conspiracy by schon · · Score: 1

    what happens if SCO wins the lawsuit?

    Then it's time to approach Satan about exclusive rights to snow gear for his denizens.

    Asking what happens "if SCO wins" is like asking what's gonna happen "if Bill Gates suddenly converts MS to a Linux-only shop".

  170. Re:Humour: SCO & Kiwis - them's fighting words by whittrash · · Score: 1

    Zip...that one went right by you didn't it. I hate to explain this, but I feel my joke was a bit obtuse. The parent post was all in bold, ergo it was a bold statement. The reference to italic was to reinforce this pun.

  171. Re:Humour: SCO & Kiwis - them's fighting words by Nivag353 · · Score: 1

    Perhaps I was too subtle?

    If you had looked carefully, I had reversed my use of Bold and Italic!

    I had actually picked up on both the sense that I had used BOLD, and was making a BOLD statement. - I honestly don't recall if I had inferred that you had implied that by using a BOLD font in itself I was making a BOLD statement - but, I feel that I did.

    I was tempted to pretend to react angrily that you were suggesting I was Italian...



    -Nivag

  172. To the detriment of that theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    jesus the mythical human who lived 200[0] years ago
    ...Jesus is better documented than Homer or Julius Caesar, and in fact most other historical figures.
    1. Re:To the detriment of that theory... by Malcontent · · Score: 1

      Hardly. If you extracted all the quotes from bible attributed to jesus you'd have a hard time filling a pamphlet.

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      War is necrophilia.

  173. I think the manipulators or going for 16... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1
    ...but it doesn't appear to quite be working.

    (This is a forward-looking statement, so I might be lying to you). Educate enough sharetraders and the stock'll either nosedive or the fraudulent manipulation will become so obvious that the appropriate authorities will be embarrassed into shutting them down, with prejudice.

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    Got time? Spend some of it coding or testing
  174. Somebody already took the handle... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    "CNBClover"? (-:

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    Got time? Spend some of it coding or testing
  175. Exported? by Channard · · Score: 1
    It's even more amusing when one realises that no self-respecting Australian will be seen dead drinking Foster's. The only reason it's exported is because nobody's silly enough to drink it here.

    Exported? Not in the UK it isn't - it's apparently brewed in the EU, as is Budweisers etc.

  176. Re:Conspiracy by the_canadian_worm · · Score: 1

    If the dot cons showed us anything, it was that stocks can go up even though there is no rational reason. My worst nightmare would be that some afterhours announcement would be made that 'IBM might settle' or something equally outrageous. The stock could open at $200 the next day... bingo margin call! which is why I can't bring myself to short SCO... much as I'd like to.