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  1. Re:What about funerals/bereavement fares? on Airlines Have to Ask Permission to Fly 72 Hours Early · · Score: 1

    I'm thinking said senators & congresscritters won't be subject to it.

  2. Re:This proposal is DOA. on Airlines Have to Ask Permission to Fly 72 Hours Early · · Score: 1
    Strange way for Alex Jones & the Tinfoil Hat Brigade to be proven right.

    Paranoia is becoming the new American virtue. Only question being asked these days is, "Are you paranoid enough?'

  3. Re:Urgency on Airlines Have to Ask Permission to Fly 72 Hours Early · · Score: 1

    Flying out past the coastal limit? What is that now for the US, 200 miles? I know they were talkin bout extending it from 7 miles, just not sure if it ever went into effect...

  4. Re:I can see it now! on Airlines Have to Ask Permission to Fly 72 Hours Early · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Wasn't Sen. Ted Kennedy on the no-fly list for awhile? IIRC, took him like 6 weeks to get off it...

    Makes you wonder how long it'd take Joe Sixpack to get off the list...

  5. Re:Requirement is 30 min before flight on Airlines Have to Ask Permission to Fly 72 Hours Early · · Score: 1

    Hardly the ball-buster everyone is making it out to be.

    Give it time.

    Maybe our grandkids will tell their grandkids about a time when you didn't need a permit to step out the front door.

  6. Re:Saved me some effort on Linux Patent Infringement Lawsuit Filed Against Red Hat/Novell · · Score: 1

    Bluetooth headset with built in wireless coffee maker. W00t!! I am filing the patent right now.

    Race ya to the patent office & the l*wy*rs...

  7. Re:useful arts on Hard Drive Imports to be Banned? · · Score: 1

    Encryption's been classified as munitions, so wouldn't a hard drive be classifiable too?

    That depends on the velocity of the hard drive.

    I'm wondering if there's ever been a comparative study of the ballistics of hard drives and thrown chairs. Which would hit harder?

  8. Re:useful arts on Hard Drive Imports to be Banned? · · Score: 2, Funny

    You must be new here(tm). That's what mod points are for.

  9. Re:Saved me some effort on Linux Patent Infringement Lawsuit Filed Against Red Hat/Novell · · Score: 1
    Two guys. The IP guy awhile back, & the patent guy on July 1 2007.

    And no, the intraweb can't bring me coffee. My coffee maker ain't wired.

  10. Re:To promote the Progress of Science and useful A on Paramount Casts New James T. Kirk · · Score: 1

    Well, that's really Paramount's decision - they own Star Trek, not us.

    Fuck no, 83 years after the fact, we should own it.

    Tell that to Disney.

  11. Re:Archer was the first recorded to captain on Paramount Casts New James T. Kirk · · Score: 1

    And if you go by all things holy then Enterprise, like Voyager and Star Trek V, never really happened.... at best it was a Holodeck malfunction.

    Oh, come on. We're not THAT lucky!!!!!!!!!!

    I'm proud to have been a Trekkie since '67.

  12. Re:Shatner is out? on Paramount Casts New James T. Kirk · · Score: 1
    Meh. It's not so bad.

    Hell, New Voyages even managed to find an actor with all the style & ego of Shatner to play Kirk.

    The one fan show I'd love to see continue, Starship Exeter, is rumored to be closing down after its second episode is on the servers.

    I also have extreme fondness for Hidden Frontier, shut down after its seventh season and which generated not one, but TWO spinoff series. Although most of HF's camera work could be considered cheesy as hell, you gotta remember that they had a budget of about 500 bucks an episode. I woulda loved to see this if they'd gotten any real money to play with; no more acting in front of a green screen...

    And I've seen Episode 1 of Odessey (one of HF's spinoffs), it was great.

  13. Re:Nothing to see on Dragonfly-Sized Insect Spies Spotted, Denied · · Score: 1
    FTFA:

    Conference organizer and infowar author Winn Schwartau said Wednesday's demonstration validates a threat he first tried to warn Congress about in 1991.

    "They asked if I thought they should add HERF guns to the Brady Bill," Schwartau recalls.

    How long til they close down Radio Shack?

  14. Re:Oh yeah let's bash MS !! on Mom Blasts Ballmer Over Kid's Vista Experience · · Score: 1

    Vista is NOT harder to use than XP. It's virtually the same, especially from the point of view of a non-power user. UAC might be a huge nuisance, but parents or whoever can just turn it off. I wouldn't give a 13-year-old admin privileges to a machine in the first place; you're just asking for trojans otherwise.

    You're[Allow][Deny] absolutely[Allow][Deny][Allow][Deny] right[Allow][Deny], Vista is[Allow][Deny][Allow][Deny]perfect[Allow][Deny].

  15. Re:Translated for the Lay on Mom Blasts Ballmer Over Kid's Vista Experience · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Let's start with the end user. Your daughter saw a lot of value," said Ballmer.

    Translation: We spent a lot of money packing it with bloat.

    Translation: "Our Marketting Department spent 5 years changing the specs for the Engineering Department based on focus groups stuffed with hydrocephalic chimpanzees. We gotta get our money back before our stockholders show up with pitchforks & torches and lynch us."

    "Users appreciate the value that we put into Vista," he said. But, as with earlier operating system releases, "there is always a tension between the value that end users see -- and frankly, that software developers see -- and the value that we can deliver to IT."

    Translation: No matter how many versions we have, it's still one size fits all. The tension is generated because our developers don't lead normal lives and see things the way ordinary people do, which makes the end product obfuscated and confusing

    Translation: "Our chimpanze focus groups are fickle as hell and constantly change their minds from minute to minute. This leads to developement team frustration, so we were forced to sedate them. That didn't work so well, so now we're trying lobotomies..."

    "When we initially shipped, fewer device drivers were ready for Vista than I would have liked, but we constantly worked with the device vendors to get new drivers available and implemented through our Windows update service," he said.

    Translation: We rushed it to market. If we had waited until it was really ready we would have seen our stock drop. The premature release was purely driven by profit motives rather than care for our customers.

    Translation: "Our developers couldn't keep up with our changing specs. Don't blame us, blame the chimpanzes."

  16. Re:Nothing to see on Dragonfly-Sized Insect Spies Spotted, Denied · · Score: 1

    Personally, I'd go for the brand that includes a repeating electromagnetic pulse generator. Robots aren't too susceptible to chemicals unless you directly spray them on. Hitting a moving target with a chemical spray isn't gonna be easy...

  17. The Future? on The Evolution of Language · · Score: 1

    Been done, I think...

  18. Re:Which IPs in particular? on Ballmer Suggests Linux Distros Will Soon Have to Pay Up · · Score: 1

    Yeah, it would be cool to do an SCO on Microsoft, sue them for a few zillion with unspecified claims, no evidence, the whole SCO playbook, and settle out of court for a few mil. Fortunately, the courts just don't work that way.

  19. Re:what to do with "Canadian dollar jokes"? on Canadian Dollar Reaches Parity with US$ · · Score: 1

    Ah, but I'm a gringo. Around me, they started using a lotta slang, made it almost incomprehensible to me.

  20. Re:Pronunciation is the key on World's Five Biggest SANs · · Score: 1

    Next time, try harder to injure the l*wy*rs.

  21. Re:what to do with "Canadian dollar jokes"? on Canadian Dollar Reaches Parity with US$ · · Score: 1

    They're not that different in this particular issue. Estadounidense is a word understood by most all to mean "someone from the USA". The different Spanish variations are not too separated, they mostly diverge in nuances, and accents.

    I learned Castillian Spanish in high school from a guy who had spent a few years living in Argentina. My accent is so bad that the local Mexican population where I grew up couldn't understand me at all, nor could I them. But I was listening to an Argentino newscast one day and I almost understood it, 30 years after graduating high school.

  22. Re:Article is useless without a graph! on Canadian Dollar Reaches Parity with US$ · · Score: 1

    The last Canadian political party to suggest union with the US died a while back ... it ain't gonna happen. More likely is that one or more US States will secede from the union and either petition to join Canada or be independent rather than stay in JebusLand.

    Sure, it might be illegal under the US constitution, but so was the suspension of habeus corpus and posse comitas. The precedent has been set, so look forward to at least someof the US splintering off as it continues its economic decline and people vote to bail out of (as opposed to bailing out) the sinking ship.

    Last time that happened was about 155 years ago. It didn't turn out that well, either.

  23. Re:Article is useless without a graph! on Canadian Dollar Reaches Parity with US$ · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Hang onto it for a year & it'll be worth an American nickel.

  24. Re:(this joke will appear a thousand times) on Your Chance to be an Astronaut · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, John Glenn already had his second ride.

  25. Well... on Creationists Silence Critics with DMCA · · Score: 1