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  1. Re:Correlating Images and GPS data. on Inside Microsoft's New Digital Photo Project · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You forgot your close bracket:

    [/shameless-plug]

  2. Re:Sometimes less valuable on The Impact of Technophobes · · Score: 1

    I can even go as far as to say I have customers like that.

    With my friends and family, they usually just say something to the effect of "It's broke".

    With customers, if they won't accept my solution, then I fix it their way and let them call me again.

  3. Good! on The Impact of Technophobes · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm glad that so many people don't understand what I do. That makes me more valuable.

    I'm coin operated baby!

  4. Re:Ever read "Prey" on The Swarmbots Are Coming · · Score: 1

    So we should stock up on our buckets of brown poopy goo now?

  5. Outstanding!! on Review of Silent 400w Power Supply · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now I'll be able to listen to my 5 case fans that sound like an Harrier hovering above my house! That stupid power supply fan was screwing everything up....

  6. Sweet on Xbox for $99? Xbox 2 in 2005? · · Score: 1

    Now I can finally set up my media server!

  7. Re:so how much db bloat will that cause on Microsoft Launches RFID Software Project · · Score: 1

    That all may be true, but if you were the one worried about housing these databases, do you think you would have any doubts about doing it? This is the *in* thing now, these people stand to make pallet loads of cash.

  8. This could be of medical use... on Microsoft Launches RFID Software Project · · Score: 5, Funny

    You RFID the food itself, not the wrapper, that way you can track its journey through your system and beyond!

  9. Re:Worst working environment ever. on The Absolute Worst Working Environment? · · Score: 1

    You don't live in Savannah, GA do you? 8^)

  10. Worst job on The Absolute Worst Working Environment? · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wouldn't want to be the alien that has to do all the anal probing. I mean c'mon! Have you seen the people that get abducted?

  11. Re:Then again... on Google Eyes New Email Service, Expansion · · Score: 1

    Ok, maybe not, but thats the general thinking for a mega-corporation. If we offer X and make 1 billion, then we can offer X and Y and make 2 billion.

  12. Then again... on Google Eyes New Email Service, Expansion · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...all of this could be driven by the fact that they are working on an IPO.

    They may be the kindest, gentlest search engine and downright good people, but cash is cash. Everybody wants more. More features means more users means more money.

  13. I can hear faint echoes of my mother..... on Mars Express 3D Image Released · · Score: 5, Funny

    The mission will result in Mars being more carefully mapped than Earth has been to date!

    "You never finish anything! Why don't you go and finish the Earth before you go running off to map some other silly planet?"

  14. Re:Doomed to fail. on Can P2P Filter Copyrighted Content? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did common sense go on holidays?

    Youre talking about the mass media industry. Common sense retired about 25 years ago.

  15. Misguided on Lawsuit Filed Against Unregulated GloFish · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why does the Center for Food Safety want to regulate my aquarium? How broke do they think I am?

  16. *they on A New HOPE on the Horizon · · Score: 1

    I even previewed that and still missed my screw up...

  17. Re:Just remember... on A New HOPE on the Horizon · · Score: 1

    No way man! It sounds way more like something Lavar Burton came up with on Reading Rainbow.

    "C'mon kids, put on your readhats and lets get started"

    ~Would it save you alot of time if I gave up and just went mad now?~

  18. Re:script kiddies unite! on A New HOPE on the Horizon · · Score: 1

    I think the raised it to $6

  19. Re:Go Go Super WIPO on SCO Expands Licensing Money Chase Worldwide · · Score: 3, Funny

    Every time I see the letters WIPO I think its another Oprah Winfrey organization.....

  20. Re:That's not funny on LaserMonks Offer Prayer, Printer Cartridges · · Score: 1

    You should read the book The Davinci Code. I'll say no more.

  21. Re:Can This Thing Drill Through the Crust? on Mars Rover Sniffs First Hint of Water? · · Score: 1

    I would love to see Rover snap a pic of someone peeking his head out from a hole in the ground

    Only if it has a green helmet with a yellow mohawk that looks like a broom...

  22. yeah, and... on Phoenix Bios to Incorporate DRM · · Score: 5, Insightful

    how long before someone comes up with a 'workaround'? As long as there are security measures, there are people with no goals in life but to circumvent those measures.

  23. Thats easy... on Seamless Video Walls · · Score: 0

    It's called packing tape

  24. VR on Seamless Video Walls · · Score: -1, Funny

    nice, I can finally hook up my own holodeck and pretend I'm cool like geordi laforge

  25. Re:Can they really.... on Australian Court Doubles CD Importers' Fines · · Score: 1

    Good, maybe my gov't will get a clue and start holding the coporations accountable too...