I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Upon arriving here my dimensional warp generator stopped working. I trusted a company here by the name of LLC Lasers to repair my Generation 3 52 4350A watch unit, and they fled on me. I am going to need a new DWG unit, prefereably the rechargeable AMD wrist watch model with the GRC79 induction motor, four I80200 warp stabilizers, 512GB of SRAM and the menu driven GUI with front panel XID display.
I will take whatever model you have in stock, as long as its received certification for being safe on carbon based life forms.
In terms of payment: I dont have any Galactic Credits left. Payment can be made in platinum gold or 2003 currency upon safe delivery of unit.
Please transport unit in either a brown paper bag or box to below coordinates on Monday July 28th at (exactly 3:00pm) Eastern Standard Time on the dot. A few minutes prior will be ok, but it cannot be after. If you miss this timeframe please email me.
Latitude N 42.48018 & Longitude W 071.15503 and the Elevation is 96. WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TRANSPORT ITEM BY REGULAR MEANS OF TELEPORTATION. THEY ARE MONITORING AND WILL REDIRECT THE SIGNAL!! I DO NOT CARE HOW YOU HAVE TO GET IT HERE, JUST DO IT IN A WAY THAT NO SPYING EYES WILL POSSIBLY BE ABLE TO REDIRECT THE TRANSFERENCE. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU BE ABLE TO MONITOR THE TRANSFER.
Although those coordinates are a secure guarded area, these channels through email are never secure. Unfortunately it is the only form of communication I have right now.
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From personal experience in using AMD's (without overclocking), they tend to die faster and have a higher rates of failure compared to Intel's chips, which i have never had to replace.
Then you know very well that it's like gambling, some people get lucky and some don't. The only AMD chip I've ever replaced is one where they guy put it in himself and didn't put on the heat-goo.
In any business, when you are getting your arse kicked, you look at your competitors to see what they are doing. Why reinvent the wheel and all that....
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Big fuckin shocker there.... look at the site name/title again.
can I get a job in a place like this? I want to work someplace where people say "WOW".
but eating all those eggs and onions to power the house just isn't worth the stomach aches.
If you turn down your screen resolution so everything is bigger, you can see yourself waving.
So, life as usual right??
Grand Theft Auto:Sheep Fscker
Quake IV:Disembowelment Edition
and my favorite....
Catholic Priest Online
I love video games....
It's just as good as getting a hi-colonic (sp?) so keep on drinking those 4 cups a day and keep your colon clean as a whistle!
I'm shooting for 10 cups a day, maybe I can be the first self propelled man into space.
for the road warrior that doesn't have time to go to the gym when traveling.
But have they paid for their license?
I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Upon arriving here my dimensional warp generator stopped working. I trusted a company here by the name of LLC Lasers to repair my Generation 3 52 4350A watch unit, and they fled on me. I am going to need a new DWG unit, prefereably the rechargeable AMD wrist watch model with the GRC79 induction motor, four I80200 warp stabilizers, 512GB of SRAM and the menu driven GUI with front panel XID display. I will take whatever model you have in stock, as long as its received certification for being safe on carbon based life forms. In terms of payment: I dont have any Galactic Credits left. Payment can be made in platinum gold or 2003 currency upon safe delivery of unit. Please transport unit in either a brown paper bag or box to below coordinates on Monday July 28th at (exactly 3:00pm) Eastern Standard Time on the dot. A few minutes prior will be ok, but it cannot be after. If you miss this timeframe please email me. Latitude N 42.48018 & Longitude W 071.15503 and the Elevation is 96. WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TRANSPORT ITEM BY REGULAR MEANS OF TELEPORTATION. THEY ARE MONITORING AND WILL REDIRECT THE SIGNAL!! I DO NOT CARE HOW YOU HAVE TO GET IT HERE, JUST DO IT IN A WAY THAT NO SPYING EYES WILL POSSIBLY BE ABLE TO REDIRECT THE TRANSFERENCE. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU BE ABLE TO MONITOR THE TRANSFER. Although those coordinates are a secure guarded area, these channels through email are never secure. Unfortunately it is the only form of communication I have right now. After unit has been sent please email me at: info@federalfundingprogram.com with payment instructions. Do not reply directly back to this email. Thank You anticipationsltakt w ivadwrdozu
You probably like Carrot Top! 8^B
From personal experience in using AMD's (without overclocking), they tend to die faster and have a higher rates of failure compared to Intel's chips, which i have never had to replace.
Then you know very well that it's like gambling, some people get lucky and some don't. The only AMD chip I've ever replaced is one where they guy put it in himself and didn't put on the heat-goo.
You forgot to pet your white longhaired cat and laugh maniaclly....
I'm having trouble controlling the VOLUME OF MY VOICE...
In any business, when you are getting your arse kicked, you look at your competitors to see what they are doing. Why reinvent the wheel and all that....
Ouch!!!!! That hurts... 8^)
It took the public link out of its profile.. here it is
Who knows, look at her links... the one in her sig is for a high school volleyball team, yet she has a degree in macroscale design.
Nobody ever told me that I'm a nerd before. Oh well....
C'mon man! Any company can do dumbass things to kill themselves. It's practically a requirement nowadays.
Apparently it can't help you do math.....
I hardly know her....
Why the hell did they pick 4.4 to make this change on?
Don't major changes usually happen on whole numbers? Shouldn't they at least wait until 5.0 to change the license.?
It's not even .net you tard, its just asp...
.aspx
.net pages use the file extension
You tard, even after you posted that I can still hit their site.