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  1. Re:Shut up, crybabies. on Facebook Nudity Policy Draws Nursing Moms' Ire · · Score: 3, Funny

    Bet it tasted good when you had a couple of dozen braincells firing away going NOMNOMNOM.

    still does, man...

  2. Re:Good time to start pumping out GHG then! on Is the Yellowstone Supervolcano About To Blow? · · Score: 4, Funny

    is that you, Chuck Norris? what are you doing posting on slashdot?

  3. Re:Real mature on Microsoft Zunes Committing Mass Suicide · · Score: 1

    It's too bad you couldn't simultaneously make that joke and put yourself on the right side of the comparison....

    what, I do know binary.

  4. Re:Real mature on Microsoft Zunes Committing Mass Suicide · · Score: 1

    Because it's childish and immature, just like 'Linsux', 'crApple', or dozens of other similar names that display the intellectual insight of 10-year-old.

    the terms serve their purpose well as long as they piss off people like you.

  5. Re:Real mature on Microsoft Zunes Committing Mass Suicide · · Score: 5, Funny

    For my next trick, there are only 10 types of people in the world, those who get binary and those who..."

    ... get laid?

  6. Re:But... on Banned Words List Carries Its First Emoticon · · Score: 1

    I <3 monkeys and have set up a green organization so to achieve our directive and maintain a low carbon footprint, along with my wife to protect them. My wife is a bit of a Maverick and is trying to run for president but I am ok with being First Dude.

    that list was pretty spot on; you, not so much.

  7. Re:I thought it would have been this: on Banned Words List Carries Its First Emoticon · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's one big smiley face!

    ... or are you just glad to see me?

  8. Re:Constitutionality on Sex Offenders Must Hand Over Online Passwords · · Score: 1

    The fact that he raped a 17 year old probably just resulted in less prison time.

    where did you get rape from? the GP's story was about sex with a girl he picked up at a bar. AT A BAR! it's not like he forcibly fucked her in the back alley while she was getting out of Sunday school.

  9. Re:My own picks of 2008 on The Best Games of 2008 · · Score: 1

    I have to say I've no idea what all the fuss is about with that game.

    well, the atmosphere is great for one. it's like you're in a Romero movie, and youre having sex with Romero. it's great.

    the fact that you have to work as a team and you can't just run around solo without getting raped also helps.

    I just found it monotonous - "shit, here's a horde of zombies, kill kill kill, walk on a bit, shit, more zombies, kill kill kill".

    everything is randomly generated and scaled (further/back) depending on how you play. the music is also mixed like this, it's not a prerecorded soundtrack. this gives it a whole lot of replayability. I finished the game in one weekend, but been replaying ever since having equal amounts of fun even though I already went thru all the settings.

    And tactically there's nothing to it - once you've worked out how to deal with a particular type of enemy

    I kept getting barfed on by Boomers at least 2-3 times per chapter, no matter how careful I was. Hunters and Smokers still grabbed me from time to time. the Tank was always a problem, and the fucking Witch made me shit my pants every fucking time I ran into her.

    Call me fussy, but after the thick end of 20 years of this type of game being around, I expect a bit more advancement than just prettier graphics.

    I've played a lot of (shitty) FPS games so far, but no team zombie survival ones. made by Valve. ZOMBIES MAN! ZOMBIES!

    I'd call you something worse than fussy, but I'll let it slide because you have such a cool UID.

  10. Re:My own picks of 2008 on The Best Games of 2008 · · Score: 1

    which is famous for being about as immersive as EVE Online

    EVE is pretty immersive if you have your spreadsheet app handy.

  11. Re:MMOs are Hobbies and a great value. on A Look At the Growth of MMOs In 2008 · · Score: 1

    ... led you to become a complete recluse from the "real" world has forced you to seek help because you can't finish school/hold a job/maintain a healthy family life.

    whenever I get any thoughts like that, I just shoot up some heroin and I'm OK again.

  12. Re:Dvorak? on Next Generation T9 Keyboard Technology · · Score: 1

    I typed on Dvorak exclusively the last few years, it's made my wrists feel a lot better. But I don't type faster, perhaps a bit more accurate.

    do you have some numbers? on a QWERTY layout I seem to have about a 2% error rate (assuming a backspace press counts as one error -- probably more like 0.2-0.5%, because I tend to smash the backspace key multiple times when fixing errors). my sample size is ~20M keypresses.

    other interesting numbers would be:

    • space - 10%
    • a - 7.5%
    • enter - 5%
    • keypad 5 - only 1 press out of 20M

    I doubt Dvorak would help with speed or accuracy in my case. and the QWERTY layout has never given me any hand trouble, while I do get occasional mouse cramps in my right hand.

  13. Re:Hallejulla! on AMD Releases Open-Source R600/700 3D Code · · Score: 2, Informative

    There is no reason we- the OSS community, can't have the best drivers, like we have the best web browsers.

    Opera isn't open source.

  14. Re:That's why I still have a landline on Storm Causes AT&T Outage Across Midwest · · Score: 0, Troll

    whatever insanity happens I will most likely get to hear a dialtone when I pick up.

    if zombie movies have taught me anything it's that the first thing to go is exactly your precious dialtone. then you'll get your ass chewed on by some growling guy. good luck with that.

  15. Re:Second that! on Smart Spam Filtering For Forums and Blogs? · · Score: 2, Funny

    My question is: If I can't read them, am i a robot?

    well, let's see. would you injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm?

  16. Re:Did you turn off Aero? on First Look At Windows 7 Beta 1 · · Score: 1

    Since a certain set of nerds seem to hate nice looking things [...]

    the Fisher Price bullshit they pulled with XP was pretty bad, but the Vista look is just horrible. if you think it's "nice looking" you must be fucking 12.

  17. Re:why aRe:They're glowing! on First Look At Windows 7 Beta 1 · · Score: 1

    They never left. I use Vista, and it's as snappy as XP ever was.

    as snappy as XP on a 486

  18. Re:why aRe:They're glowing! on First Look At Windows 7 Beta 1 · · Score: 1

    I haven't had any blue screens of death with Vista.

    were they red instead?

  19. Re:why aRe:They're glowing! on First Look At Windows 7 Beta 1 · · Score: 1

    The best new feature of Vista, and it really, really is a nice one, is the instant Start Menu search. You can be SO fast at starting programs or finding files by just hitting the Windows key and typing the first few letters.

    I thought Windows people had a lot of praise for its "amazing" GUI capabilities. now you're getting hardons about the command line?

  20. Re:No one is safe from the "oops" bug on Apple OS X 10.5.6 Update Breaks Some MacBook Pros · · Score: 1

    So, honestly, which is really worse from a usability standpoint?

    the Mac kernel panic screen looks worse. at least with a BSOD you can write down the error and google it after the reboot to get an idea about what's wrong.

  21. Re:Star Wars tech? on 30 Years of Star Wars Technology · · Score: 1

    ... whereas Luke Skywalker turns away from technology to make the Death Star-destroying shot.

    Is that why he threw a rock at the death star? oh wait...

  22. Re:Bulgaria? on Hacked Business Owner Stuck With $52k Phone Bill · · Score: 1

    So shoot them. [batshit crazy rant] So just shoot them.

    you want to shoot some guy for making overseas calls on someone else's phone? is that you Charlton (Heston)? do they have internets in the fucking purgatory?

  23. Re:Also check your UPS on Brand Names Take On Generics In PSU Showdown · · Score: 1

    It looks like most UPSes make systems *less* reliable on balance.

    that seems to be true. I had an el cheapo UPS that wasn't very stable. at times, shit hooked up to it just froze. then I sprung for a nice rackable MGE which has been running like a champ for 8 months now. no more freezes.

    How frequent is a power failure compared to a UPS failure?

    my logs tell me theres about 2-4 minutes of power loss every few months. and I had an UPS last for about 4 years before it croaked. YMMV.

  24. Re:Bahnhof in Sweden already did this on Canadian Nuke Bunker To Be Converted Into Data Fortress · · Score: 1

    Swedish ISP Bahnhof already did this. Still cool though...

    perhaps they should have linked that in the blurb...

  25. Re:Vulnerability on Experts Say To Switch Browsers In Light of IE Vulnerability · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is to prevent unfit users from not using one of the other browsae.

    for everyone's sake, I hope that's a fucking typo.