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  1. Re:The real question... on "David After Dentist" Made $150k For Family · · Score: 1

    This comment thread doesn't really matter to me.

    TOOOOO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...

  2. Let's spin it for MC Boltzy on Tattoos For the Math and Science Geek? · · Score: 1

    The best choice: S = k log W. Jus' representin', for my homey that didn't make it.

  3. Re:So? on Louisiana Federal Judge Blocks Drilling Moratorium · · Score: 1

    Worse than that, the Deepwater Horizon accident happened when they were capping the well AFTER PENETRATING INTO THE RESERVOIR OF OIL, which is UNLIKELY TO BE exactly what MANY, IF ANY of these 33 rigs have to do!

    There, fixed that stupidity for you.

    The stupid you still have left in your head, that I can do nothing about.

  4. Re:Yeah - but does the reasoning make sense? on Louisiana Federal Judge Blocks Drilling Moratorium · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Oh, and why wasn't there a ban on coal mining after the explosions in West Virginia?

    Maybe because it hasn't been exploding every day for three months and promising to do so for at least another four, affecting the fishing and tourism industries of four states?

    But really, I don't think you want to hitch your rhetorical wagon to Massey Mining. They have more safety violations than BP, and their CEO should be in goddam jail.

  5. Re:Time to play that card... on US Dept. of Energy Wants Bigger Wind Energy Ideas · · Score: 1

    The problem with playing to a crisis is eventually the crisis ends...

    Yeah, that might not be an issue this time around.

  6. Re:Scary on NASA Warns of Potential "Huge Space Storm" In 2013 · · Score: 1

    Ming: Klytus, I'm bored. What play thing can you offer me today?
    Klytus: An obscure body in the S-K System, your majesty. The inhabitants refer to it as the planet...Earth.
    Ming: I like to play with things while... before annihilation.
    Ming: Pathetic Earthlings - who can save you now?


    Flash, a-ah, saviour of the universe
    Agent: Strange object imaged in the Imperial Vortex.

    Flash, a-ah, you saved every one of us
    Ming: Remove the Earth woman. Prepare her for our pleasure.

    Flash, a-ah
    Aura: Don't kill him yet, father. I want him.
    He's a miracle

    Dale: Go Flash, go
    Flash, a-ah

    Barin: Flash
    Flash, a-ah, king of the impossible
    He's for everyone of us Stand for everyone of us He saved with a mighty hand Every man every woman Every child - he's a mighty flash

    Flash


    Take that, you earworm-planting nerfherder.

  7. Re:Decrease, not increase on Solar Cell Inventor Wins Millennium Prize · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So, you're looking at probably around a 22% increase in electricity usage if people go to EVs.

    And around a 100% reduction in the use of gasoline. You see, that's why it's called a cost-BENEFIT analysis.

  8. Re:Disaster on US Confirms Underwater Oil Plume · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'll never understand arm-chair petroleum engineers. How easy do you think it is to drive a multi-ton robotic submersible a mile underwater using cameras that don't provide good depth perception to plug a hole spewing oil with a pressure exceeding 5,000 PSI? It can take days just to get the necessary materials down to that depth, let alone the many hours it takes to painstakingly navigate the machinery into place, and that's assuming you don't get too close to the ocean floor because the thrusters will stir up the mud and then you'll have to wait for it to settle so that you can see what you're doing...

    How about a simple rule then: until you can do it then you don't get to fucking drill offshore?

  9. Re:Too late probably, but... on Cloth Successfully Separates Oil From Gulf Water · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How were oil companies even given permission to drill before they demonstrated reliable containment and recovery plans with the necessary materials/products already stockpiled?

    I'm shocked too — especially considering the last administration was literally packed with members of the oil and gas industry! Hmmm, waitasec...

  10. The article might have one thing right on Frank Zappa's Influence On Linux and FOSS Development · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Dinah-Moe Humm" might, in fact, be about Linux. Namely, the lyric "I got a spot that gets me hot, and you ain't been to it."

  11. Re:Scientific 'Facts' Change more often than Relig on The "Scientific Impotence" Excuse · · Score: 1

    Simply because scientific -fact- seems to change every few years.

    NO. Scientific *facts* (that is to say, data and observations) do not change. What changes is terminology (which is why there are now eight planets when there were nine) or they get more and better data (which is why there is now water on the moon when once there was "none"). With the facts you build hypotheses, which are tested to the point that they become theories, which is the real currency of science. There is always a hedge, because science doesn't deal *in* facts, it deals *with* facts.

    But, when asked, a scientist tells you the current understanding in plain language, which to the laymen sounds like, but isn't, a "fact". Because teaching or other interaction with the public shows scientists that most laymen are (at best) ignorant or (at worst) idiots.

    This is why scientists drink a lot.

  12. Re:in other news, cementing the BP CEO has started on Gulf Oil Leak Plugged? · · Score: 1

    It is if your company policy is to force drivers to haul 20 hours at a time.

    This is not a case of "oopsie" — this is a documented case of repeated shortcuts, some in the face of vocal opposition on the rig itself. The point of holding the CEO responsible for his company's actions is to prevent SIMILAR BULLSHIT FROM HAPPENING. One would think that personal responsibility should be obvious to those who vehemently oppose "onerous" government regulation.

  13. Of course we need the OSI on Why We Still Need OSI · · Score: 3, Informative

    Sure, it turns out that S.P.H.I.N.X. is not quite the threat they once were thought to be, but the Guild of Calamitous Intent still lives!

  14. John Nack's theory on Ninth Suicide At iPhone Factory · · Score: 1

    They're clearly despondent over the lack of Flash on the iPhone.

  15. Re:How many blunders will the American gov't allow on BP's Final "Top Kill" Procedure For Gulf Oil Spill · · Score: 1

    Do you know WHY governmental regulation has been so bad in the last dozen or so years?

    I dunno, but if I had to guess, maybe it had something to do with the people at the Mineral and Management Services snorting meth off of a toaster oven and (literally) fucking industry representatives?

  16. Re:Environmentalism on BP's Final "Top Kill" Procedure For Gulf Oil Spill · · Score: 1

    I don't think that's really fair -- if we get into a car accident, we're quick to shrug it off as just that: an accident. Nobody's fault. We pick up the pieces and move on.

    There's a difference between a simple car accident and drunk driving. Or, perhaps more to the point, texting while driving. You can't mount up a series of half-assed procedures and made-up testing results and then, when the whole thing goes uber-pants, shrug you shoulders like a fucking cartoon bunny and say "Whatcha gonna do? Shit happens."

    If you are allowed to drill in a place where, should something occur, it could destroy thousands of jobs and millions of acres of wildlife, you damn sure better be prepared to pay every penny of the damage that you caused. Especially if you got that lease by shoveling the kind of bullshit that BP did about safety and containment.

  17. Re:a journey of a thousand miles per gallon.... on Toyota Partners With Tesla To Make Electric Cars · · Score: 1

    You're not American, are you. The land where fat asses and small dicks conspired to create the Hummer.

  18. Re:Did I miss something? on Toyota Partners With Tesla To Make Electric Cars · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Drill baby drill"
    "Deep-water oil wells -- NOW with guaranteed blow-out preventers"
    "Shut up hippies"
    "No one could have foreseen this"

    One of these things is not like the others...?

  19. Please please please... on iPad Steering Wheel Mount · · Score: 2, Informative

    Let this be sold through Amazon, so I can read more product reviews like this.

  20. Re:An armed society is a polite society? on MPEG-LA Considering Patent Pool For VP8/WebM · · Score: 1

    Or, in the reverse, why the neo-cons screams bloody murder over the prospect of Iran getting a nuclear weapon while we are busy making our 27,349th one.

    The knife, she cuts both ways.

  21. Re:Microsoft is still way behind on Ballmer Says Microsoft Wasted Time On Vista · · Score: 4, Funny

    A Microsoft jetpack. Oh that sounds like a GREAT idea.

    "Where do you want to go today?" "Let's cut out the middleman and go straight to the emergency room."

  22. Mark my words on New Estimates Say Earth's Oceans Smaller Than Once Believed · · Score: 1, Funny

    Fox News will retract this story once they realize that it increases the percentage of the ocean filled with oil. And then denigrate the scientists involved as Marxists.

  23. Re:Who is this guy... on Gulf Gusher Worst Case Scenario · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Hey, it doesn't stop all of the software engineers here giving their unqualified opinions on climatology.

  24. Re:OK, going to attack the source on Gulf Gusher Worst Case Scenario · · Score: 1

    How does he know BP will never reimburse the federal government?

    Because he's familiar with every other oil spill disaster that have occurred in the United States?

  25. Re:Actually it wouldn't... on Gulf Gusher Worst Case Scenario · · Score: 2, Informative

    Luckily, the coastal waters of the gulf are largely an oceanic dead zone already, so there's not that much left for the oil to kill. Um, yay?