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iPad Steering Wheel Mount
kevin7kal writes "The Apple iPad is the ideal automotive communications and entertainment device. It is sized perfectly to mount using the iPad Steering Wheel Mount without obscuring the driver's view. 'I don't think that I am exaggerating when I say that the iPad Steering Wheel Mount probably has saved my life...'"
What could possibly go wrong?
I checked "Disable Advertising", why doesn't it carry over to the articles?
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
This is dangerous and illegal!
Cool! now I can play mario kart while I drive to work.
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
In the event of an accident, the airbag will crush the iPad into your face.
...air bag deployed projectiles of death and dismemberment.
That iPad will taste delicious when it's smashed into your face at 30,000 ft/s by your iPad.
*Some troll-like comment about how Apple users deserve to die by being propelled face-first into one of these.*
Although I did (finally) laugh when I read their cited patent.
If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.
Hmm potentially illegal in most jurisdictions falling under the same category as TV's that are viewable from the drivers seat while in motion. Plus it blocks part of the steering wheel which means you have to use an altered hand placement on the steering wheel(as opposed to 10 and 2 or 9 and 3). Also addressing the saving your life issue, is what happens if he does get into an accident which causes air bag deployment? I see either the iPad flying right into your face or if the mount is rigid enough blocking the airbag from deploying and sending your face potentially into the steering wheel and iPad. Plus the first rule of driving, when driving that should be your only task, not talking on a phone, text messaging, or even playing with the radio or heat controls. Save those for a stop light or pull over, or if you really need to use an iPad or cell phone while driving, hire a driver so you can do everything you "need" to do without endangering yours or more importantly others lives while out on the road.
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because you can't see the fscking speedo otherwise.
Cuz there's an app for everything.
....is this guy retarded?
"It's almost like a Heads-Up Display on the vehicle!"
Until the airbag goes off and it becomes a Through-Head Display...
Besides it's useless when turning the wheel. They need a universal joint with automatic leveling so the ipad stay readable while cornering at high speeds. Yikes! Where did that baby carriage come from?
Just think, when you crash and your airbag deploys, you could have the world's first iPad implant!
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As he says at the end - it's much safer than other forms of driver distraction. Which is to say: it's a much safer way to kill yourself and others.
Joking aside, and driver distraction aside, this thing is illegal as all getout. I'm pretty sure that obscuring the dash (and things like, ya know, the speedometer) isn't permitted. Making the steering wheel harder to grip (and at the ol' 10 and 2 positions, no less) makes the vehicle harder to control. Putting a relatively heavy, knife-edged*, solid object right in front of the airbag is pretty brilliant, too. Ordinarily I'd just shrug my shoulders and say "ah well, natural selection at work," except there's a pretty good chance you'll take a few people out with you. I'm hoping that he means this as a joke.
* In an accident at highway speeds, the thin edge of the iPad is as good as a knife.
Natural selection at work.
Now with more realism! You can FEEL the collisions as if you were actually in them... oh wait.
If you can get the IPad to run in vertically flipped landscape mode, you can put it on top of the dashboard above the steering wheel and have it reflected in your front window. That way, you have a head-up display just like jet fighter pilots!
Nae king! Nae laird! Nae yurrupiean pressedent! We willna be fooled again!
I'm going to make a mint off of my app that detects when the airbag deploys. Fun for the whole family.
I don't know if the iPad mount is a joke or not. If it is not, the maker doesn't really understand the problem of distracted driving. The location of the iPad is largely moot. It is the fact that you have to focus all (or most) of your attention pressing buttons on the input device, all while piloting a 4,000 lb machine at a high rate of speed.
...that you've all been trolled?
I thought I recognised the name of the chap who described this as the "must have iPad accessory".
Stnley Milgram was the psychologist who ran the famous experiments where obedience to authority was investigated by instructing participants to deliver electrical shocks to another person.
Nice reference!
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...to anything Apple makes will turn your brain into mush.
Much the same as psychotropic drug use.
Their other product is candy-coated lead paint chips.
http://www.amazon.com/Mobile-Office-WM-01-Laptop-Steering/dp/B000IZGIA8/ref=cm_cmu_pg__header
So what happens to your iPad if the airbag in the steering wheel deploys ?
I imagine after it's fired into your face, you'd probably be entitled to a well deserved Darwin Award?
Where did safety goooooooooo? OMG this is ridiculous
This gives me an idea for a Human rear bumper mount, exclusively for this guy.
Just check out the great reviews here!: http://www.amazon.com/Mobile-Office-WM-01-Laptop-Steering/dp/B000IZGIA8/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=automotive&qid=1274449648&sr=8-1
What gets me is that he's trying to plug reading USA today newspaper content. I can see this being much more useful for GPS, and by the way, I wedge my Garmin Edge 705 in the steering wheel gap and it does just as well! I'm sure you could do this similar with an iPhone.
LULs
Damping absorbs vibrations. Dampening is caused by moisture.
Especially when you hit the car in front of you, the airbag deploys and the last thing that goes through your head before you die is an iPad with bloodstained bejewelled on it.
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"Than other forms of in car driver distraction."
Best way to end a commentary video ever.
Whats wrong with a little extra padding? :)
Actually, I'm pretty sure I saw a taxi-driver doing pretty much the same thing, without a nice custom mount. So I guess there is a market for this.
You visit the Bonneville Salt Flats, install a racing game, keep the car in low gear so you don't actually roll it, and then boom! Your iPad racing game now has force feedback.
"Probably saved my life"? And nearly ended mine!
Why does Apple get all the press when the Laptop Steering Wheel Desk has been around for ages?
(check the user-posted photos)
Tell the moon dogs, tell the March hare
Also not allowed to have a video screen less than a certain distance from the driver.
Also not allowed to display movies, etc., on any screen visible to the driver.
We have sane laws up here. Of course, the video I want to see is of his face as the airbag launches the iPad into it at 200 mph.
So after the lawsuits ("Apple is responsible - there was no warning not to attach it to the steering wheel") you'll have t prove you're more intelligent than a pet rock to buy one - and that should kill 90% of the iPad market.
Holy crap, I think this is Chuck Severance, the guy that used to run Sakai and wrote an O'Reilly book about using Google App Engine.
This must be a joke, because as mentioned above.. The Airbag would throw the ipad right in your face! and not only that but you can no longer see your speedometer. Plus watching porn while driving is so very wrong. At least you wont be getting those annoying Flash adverts in your face.
This is funnier (and more original) at Amazon - find the Laptop Steering Wheel Desk and view the comments and user photos.
http://www.amazon.com/Mobile-Office-WM-01-Laptop-Steering/dp/B000IZGIA8/
My favorite quote. He doesn't seem to have heard his own words.
History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes quite often. -- Mark Twain
Maybe watching the road is a better idea ??
This is the worst idea I ever seen. This is dangerous for the others users of the road.
Once we will have some fully automated cars maybe.
If anyone cared to look at the Patent referenced on the website. You'll notice that its a patent for Duct Tape.
:-)
Do kids these days still say this?
This is clearly a joke, albeit a pretty dry one. You can't buy one, and the "stories" are actually quite hilarious.
if it's anything like This I'm not interested.
... just how convenient is the driver/user going to find this steering wheel mount when the airbag propels the iPad into their face at 800 MPH?
CUR ALLOC 20195.....5804M
...and let Darwin sort it out.
The iPad Steering Wheel Mount: Helping Darwin thin out the species since 2010.
There is *always* some idiot who points out the obvious and thinks he made the joke.
Today, that idiot is you.
I fiind myself amazed at the comments posted here. I thought the slash-dotter crowd was a little quicker on the uptake, but I guess I was mistaken.
I could go on, but I've got to tend some Swift Irish Babies I have roasting in the oven . . .
So does the new coating keep the blood from smudging the screen?
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This man should be hung by his gonads to die.
I hope everyone goes to the 'about' page and clicks through to the patent. It's special.
Me and my children share the road with you. Please do us and society a favor and drive with your fscking eyes on the road and not on your little toy. thanks.
More than one commenter might want to consider taking their bogometer in for scheduled maintenance.
"russian roulette is safer with one bullet than with five."
It all depends on if you are using a revolver or an automatic!
Too bad they are back ordered, I wanted to order them for the whole family immediately. The Prius fleet doesn't go fast enough that this could present a problem.
Impressive patent work behind it as well -- they have some references on their web site if you dig into them you can find the details of the design.
Does anyone here remember when Cessna was sued by the wife of a dead pilot because her late husband had removed the front seats of his plane to accommodate a film crew's camera at the producers insistence? This nearly bankrupted the fragile old plane maker, and all due to some really stupid ideas. Cessna never put a warning sticker anywhere that you shouldn't modify your plane - but they shouldn't have to. Likewise, I'm sure that Apple has a warning somewhere that says "don't operate an electronic device while operating heavy machinery" - but then, that's probably in our driving manuals, our cell phone manuals, and elsewhere. All we need is one trucker running with this stupid mount in their big-rig, and somewhere eventually, a school bus will be run over. I hope they sue this idiot out of business though, and try not to blame Apple for other people's stupidity. And if anyone is dumb enough to use their iPad while driving like this, well, I can't wait to see it impaled through their face on rotten.com.
The person who created this geek humor is himself a geek: Dr. Chuck Severance, who is the man who started the Sakai project.
whoever came up with this is brilliant. this will speed up the extermination of ipad purchasers. thank you!
Spiral out. Keep going...
Let this be sold through Amazon, so I can read more product reviews like this.
"I guess the moral of the story is, don't paint your airship with rocket fuel." -- Addison Bain
Did you even read the Patent on the Web Page
It is for Duct Tape, LOL
"This is a great enhancement to safety... you don't even need to take your eyes off the steering wheel."
Because the steering wheel is what you're supposed to be looking at while you drive.
But for sitting in car eating and such its great!
I made this from some Kydex plastic, just heat and bend...
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Someone actually did this?
I'm sorry but if anyone is pulled over by the police with this thing on their steering wheel, they should have their car towed, and their iPad taken away.
And if they are involved in an accident and they find either the iPad or just the damn mount attached to the wheel, they should be automatically held responsible for the accident.
This looks like a C&D letter from Steve is on its way ... I bet the iPad EULA has something on there that specifically forbids attaching a non-Apple car to the iPad ...
Making you an.. Android?
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A new law is going to be passed soon for "distracted drivers". This includes everything from talking on a cell phone to eating while driving. It will be up to the police officer to determine if a driver is distracted. Just having this attached will probably get you a ticket.
How 'bout for anyone texting, and is pulled over, they're required to put their device in a special mount on the driver's seat, and before driving, need to take off their pants or skirt, and SIT ON IT, shoving it where the sun don't shine, while driving. Then maybe they'll pay more attention to the road.
mark
... get this certified by the FAA and have it installed for the Northwest pilots?
Have gnu, will travel.
... will be discovered at the scene of a car accident.
This device ought to help rid the world of a few crApple FanBoi's, gotta love it! As long as they don't take out any innocent people whilst they iPad to their death.
given the rising ignorance of the population at-large - and the government - it's getting harder and harder to discern whether or not things like this are actually for-real.
... stupid fvcking idea.
I would imagine it is really fun to use while driving in a roundabout or on a road marked with one of the signs "approaching a series of curves."
Sheesh, at least make it a gyroscopically stabilized mount. How hard could it be?
Anyone who actually tried doing this would very much deserve to die in the fiery crash they’d create. I’d feel bad for the person they hit, though.
How about this?
Read some of the product reviews while you're there, BTW. I guarantee at least a few good laughs.
This ain't rocket surgery.
OMG lawsuit city the first time someone crashes
Quick, someone remake this exact video and have the driver slam into a wall at the end.
I'm using one now. Just turning into Woodcrest now, touchtyping as I ................. aRrrrrRRRRGHH^&*^&^
If I see someone using this, i will pull in front of them, stop my car, exit my car, approach the individual, pull them out of their car, beat the piss out of them, smash their ipad and then sh_it on them, then sh_it on their ipad
... when somebody gets a ticket for driving unsafely with one of these things distracting their attention from the road. And I hope it's *ONLY* a ticket.... taking your eyes off the road long enough to read even a single sentence while driving could easily cost somebody their life... particularly when there are other vehicles and pedestrians that you need be constantly aware of.
File under 'M' for 'Manic ranting'
Is it April already?
This has to be one of the most retarded things I have ever seen. What that guy says in the video is a load of bollocks as well. The steering wheel is literally obstructed. What could be more distracting than having a giant fucking LCD screen jerry rigged to your steering wheel.
A friend of mine posted this on his FB page, and sooooooooooooooooo many people went nuts over it. Where do I order it, when will it get to me, and on and on and on...I am thinking they are crazier for wanting this thing, than this guy is for posting this vid!!!
If you go to their website and look at the "patent" behind the technology of the mount, you will see that it is duct tape. Their whole website drips with sarcasm. There is no such mount available to the public to do this with an iPad.
you have to love the disclaimer
"skilled driver in a closed circuit"
while the iPad mount is oh so safe!
And THAT is the dumbest thing I have EVER seen !!!
What happens if you get in an accident and the airbag deploys? Glass from the iPad in your eye?
TekGoblin
Damn! April 1st was almost 2 months ago.
You are the biggest moron in the entire world. I hope your sewed for every penny you have once the crashes start pilling up.
I really hope this is a joke you nobody fails the intellegence test.
Never mind the multitouch screen interpreting the face milliseconds before it smashes into pieces.
Twitter supports and protects racists - by smearing their critics with the "Hate Speech" label.
Fantastic! I just can't wait for all the idiots to kills themselves with this. (If only it were real!) One more way to get the really stupid people out of the gene pool. Yay!!!