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US Confirms Underwater Oil Plume

oxide7 writes "An underwater three-dimensional map of the oil spill is closer to becoming a reality, now that the US has for the first time confirmed the discovery of a subsurface oil plume resulting from the ruptured BP well. The government agency in charge of ocean science has received the first of several expected reports from university investigators aboard research ships detailing specific locations where oil has been found below the surface of the Gulf of Mexico. The government, which denied reports of giant underwater oil plumes in mid-May, said researchers at the time had not confirmed the presence of conglomerated oil." The New York Times talked with scientists on a two-week mission in the Gulf and reported them "awed" at the size and density of the underwater plume.

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  1. Disaster by headkase · · Score: 1

    This is such a disaster. Someone please provide links: I know that even now after the Exxon Valdez spill in Alaska there is ongoing environmental damage and hardship for the people who live in the area. From that example, speculate on what will happen in the Gulf.

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    1. Re:Disaster by Yaos · · Score: 3, Insightful

      BP will be given a reward for cleaning up the spill and free oil drilling rights to whichever body of water they wish.

    2. Re:Disaster by chibiace · · Score: 0

      because of the lack of interest from the general public to eat seafood from the area, as soon as the oxygen levels stabilize sea life will prosper and the fishery replenished.
      this is of course the ramblings of a mad man which would like to see if a destroyed oil rig can run linux, but i much liked the story of BP buying search advertising.

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    3. Re:Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      FL is expected to lose almost 200k jobs, and $11bn from tourism income (worst case estimates for west coast). If it hits the east coast, it'll be a lot worse. Longer term is a the food chain being full of this shit, resulting in fish costs going through the roof for those not caught in the gulf.

      Good job Obama is using the might of the most powerful and richest country on the planet to stop the spewing oil. Oh, wait... He's done fuck all, par for the course and his promises to date.

      Meanwhile BP have paid a massive $75m on adverts.

    4. Re:Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      Richest country? bahahahahaha!

    5. Re:Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      FL is expected to lose almost 200k jobs, and $11bn from tourism income (worst case estimates for west coast). If it hits the east coast, it'll be a lot worse. Longer term is a the food chain being full of this shit, resulting in fish costs going through the roof for those not caught in the gulf.

      Good job Obama is using the might of the most powerful and richest country on the planet to stop the spewing oil. Oh, wait... He's done fuck all, par for the course and his promises to date.

      Meanwhile BP have paid a massive $75m on adverts.

      And 2 weeks ago, they had paid a massive $990m on clean up. Your point?

    6. Re:Disaster by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 5, Funny

      Good job Obama is using the might of the most powerful and richest country on the planet to stop the spewing oil.

      So he called in China to help?

    7. Re:Disaster by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      Sorry but China is neither the richest nor most powerful nation on Earth.

      The US still has the largest economy and most powerful military on the planet.

      China has more people armed and in the military but China lacks the ability to project power and has a fraction of the nuclear capability of the US.

    8. Re:Disaster by DeadCatX2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'll never understand arm-chair petroleum engineers. How easy do you think it is to drive a multi-ton robotic submersible a mile underwater using cameras that don't provide good depth perception to plug a hole spewing oil with a pressure exceeding 5,000 PSI? It can take days just to get the necessary materials down to that depth, let alone the many hours it takes to painstakingly navigate the machinery into place, and that's assuming you don't get too close to the ocean floor because the thrusters will stir up the mud and then you'll have to wait for it to settle so that you can see what you're doing...

      Last I checked, Obama doesn't have an engineering degree, and most of the people who do have experience with this kind of thing aren't employed by the Federal government. So I don't understand this desire for a nanny-state government that takes care of everything. If you have a stroke, do you want some Federal bureaucrat doing the brain surgery, or would you rather have a qualified and skilled doctor who has spent his whole life doing brain surgery?

      That's not to say that the Feds should just ignore the problem. But there's little more that they can do aside from telling the doctor that he has to perform the surgery. The Feds could buy the equipment to help out, but everyone is so insistent on BP footing the bill. So tell me, exactly what do you expect Obama to do? Wiggle his nose like he's some Genie?

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    9. Re:Disaster by bzipitidoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, we should have elected McCain and "Drill, baby, drill" Palin.

      This whole thing is a plot. BP is trying to make the Democrats lose the next election.

      What brain damaged idiots tagged this story with "democrats" anyway?

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    10. Re:Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      the feds could have provided the 5 million feet of oil boom for the LA coastline back when the Gov requested it on May 2nd.

      http://216.87.191.15/News/Louisiana/Government/Louisiana_Gov._Jindal_Parish_Leaders_Express_Frustrations_With_BP__Coast_Guard_Feds__10892.asp

    11. Re:Disaster by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 1

      Really? I wasn't being serious...

    12. Re:Disaster by MozeeToby · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Even all that ignores the fact that the livelihood of every single person involved in fixing the situation is on the line. And I do mean everyone; having this leak be as bad as it is will hurt the entire oil industry for years to come. BP's stock is down 40% in the past 2 months, there's a moratorium on offshore drilling permits, and public relations for all the oil companies are in the toilet. You don't think that everyone at BP, from the engineers, to the drillers, to the CEO isn't worried about their job right now?

      I wouldn't want to be one of their engineers right now, getting blamed for a problem you didn't create (the people in charge of the operation were the ones cutting corners), being told by every Joe Shmoe on the street that fixing the problem is so easy, all the while working 80+ hour weeks in an effort to save not only your job but quite possibly your entire company. But heh, no pressure right?

    13. Re:Disaster by ari_j · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't think you understand. Many of the people who voted for Obama in fact do expect him not only to be capable of solving this problem but to wiggle his nose while doing it. Most American politics revolve around the question of whether (a) the government should be entrusted and charged with solving all the world's problems or (b) the government should be run by people who know that that's a bad idea but are beholden to big business. You just can't get elected if you don't believe (a) or owe your soul to (b).

    14. Re:Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to grow a sense of humour but you also need to check your facts: the EU is currently a larger economy than the US.

    15. Re:Disaster by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Last I checked, Obama doesn't have an engineering degree, and most of the people who do have experience with this kind of thing aren't employed by the Federal government. So I don't understand this desire for a nanny-state government that takes care of everything.

      Last I checked (literally, it's been a few days), Obama was using his daughter in a "It's not the President's job, but he _could_ stop it with enough hope" message.

    16. Re:Disaster by Touvan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This country needs a point at the moon mission statement from Obama, but all he gives are let's all work together and figure this out, return to the past (republican/free market plan for healthcare from 1994? Seriously?), incremental nonsense that makes no one happy, and frustrates everyone. Obama's response to the oil spill is more of the same bland soup - and it's pissing people off. He doesn't have to stop the leak, but for the sake of this country, he needs to be a lot more bold, and take a stand on some principle for a change.

    17. Re:Disaster by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2, Funny

      Longer term is a the food chain being full of this shit, resulting in fish costs going through the roof for those not caught in the gulf.

      I thought fish oil was supposed to be good for you?

    18. Re:Disaster by Rakishi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And do what? Rave and spit like a spoiled 5 year old? Throw a tantrum? Yell at people? Piss on the grave of some BP founder? Seriously, why do people want him to act like a spoiled angry kid? Are you that insane and irrational as to be incapable of even comprehending what rational responses to situations are?

      And then you bitch about politicians not thinking ahead, caving in to interests and in all other ways acting like short sighted idiots. And when they don't, you're pissed because they're not acting like short sighted idiots. Lovely.

    19. Re:Disaster by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      Dammit, I *told* you not to go outside without your tin foil hat on!

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    20. Re:Disaster by Bemopolis · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'll never understand arm-chair petroleum engineers. How easy do you think it is to drive a multi-ton robotic submersible a mile underwater using cameras that don't provide good depth perception to plug a hole spewing oil with a pressure exceeding 5,000 PSI? It can take days just to get the necessary materials down to that depth, let alone the many hours it takes to painstakingly navigate the machinery into place, and that's assuming you don't get too close to the ocean floor because the thrusters will stir up the mud and then you'll have to wait for it to settle so that you can see what you're doing...

      How about a simple rule then: until you can do it then you don't get to fucking drill offshore?

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    21. Re:Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, we should have elected McCain and "Kill baby krill" Palin.

      FTFY
       

    22. Re:Disaster by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Which is likely to be but a drop in the bucket of the real costs of cleanup.

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    23. Re:Disaster by Xaositecte · · Score: 1

      Ah, but the EU is not a Country.

      You could make the argument that the EU is a nation, but gp and ggp seem to be confused as to what they're talking about on that front.

    24. Re:Disaster by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Which doesn't do squat to begin with. Do you really think that the booms are some impervious, permanent barrier to the oil? Even if we assume that we're just trying to stop the oil on top, you do understand that there are waves on the ocean? Current? Wind? All of which conspire to move the booms, and to move oil over and under the booms?

      It's like all the people who pointed at the school buses after Katrina and said "Why didn't they just put people in buses and drove them out?" Where exactly would they have been put? Out in a pasture somewhere?

      Jindal is a grade-A politician who knows everything about looking busy and nothing about actually solving a problem. Granted, I'm also blaming BP and the Feds for not properly employing booms to corral the oil into an area where it is removed from the water/beach, but still - booms alone aren't the answer.

      And yes, this suggestion for booms alone is just Monday-Morning Engineering at its finest: people with no clue, no insight and no information pontificating and assigning blame for a situation in which they have no skin and no responsibility. Even Jindal has no skin in the game, because he can always blame someone else for his hare-brained ideas going wrong.

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    25. Re:Disaster by The+Spoonman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'll never understand arm-chair petroleum engineers.

      You think that's bad! You should try explaining the macroeconomics, sociology, city planning, legal issues, trade issues, foreign relations issues, etc, etc, necessary for them to understand the issues facing the country to increase their chances of making intelligent choices when it comes time to vote for their elected officials! Phew!

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    26. Re:Disaster by Low+Ranked+Craig · · Score: 1

      So, wait. The aggregated economies of all the countries in the EU is bigger? Really? Did you also know that the world economy is bigger than the EU economy?

      US has a labor force of 155 Million and a GDP of $14.26 Trillion

      EU has a labor force of 236 Million and a GDP of $16.45 Trillion

      So that additional 81 million workers in the EU only adds about $2 Trillion to the GDP of the EU.

      So, yes, the EU is a little bigger than the US in terms of GDP, but is much less efficient in terms of GDP per capita.

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    27. Re:Disaster by c++0xFF · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if McCain/Palin wouldn't have been better. After all, they'd be more on the hook for the consequences than Obama because of the whole "Drill, baby, drill" campaign.

      Every time I hear democrats, they make sure the blame lies squarely on BP (and not on themselves). Had the republicans won the presidency, there's no way they could have avoided blame.

      I'm not trying to say that either side holds guilt in this matter (although there's plenty of blame to go around the government and industry), only that public perception of blame might be completely different. And that, in turn, might make a politician act completely different.

    28. Re:Disaster by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      because of the lack of interest from the general public to eat seafood from the area, as soon as the oxygen levels stabilize sea life will prosper and the fishery replenished.

      Most members of the general public don't know or care where their fish comes from - So if you buy a box of Captain Highliner fish sticks or a Filet o' Fish you won't know if they contain 'gulf fish.'

    29. Re:Disaster by Nikker · · Score: 1

      And if someone drops a nuclear warhead on someone eventually it will be great lake farmland when do you say we start?

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    30. Re:Disaster by hawkfish · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's not to say that the Feds should just ignore the problem. But there's little more that they can do aside from telling the doctor that he has to perform the surgery.

      How about not distorting the market by putting liability caps on dangerous/destructive activities? How about taking over BP because its assets exceed the damage and selling said assets off to fund national oil independence? How about dragging these people off in chains so that the rest of their greedhead friends have the fear of God carved into their foreheads?

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    31. Re:Disaster by Charliemopps · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Simple, I want Obama to push for a law that would require all offshore wells to have relief wells drilled PRIOR to striking oil. If there's a blowout, the solution is already in place.

    32. Re:Disaster by Requiem18th · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Honestly, if fixing an eventuality is that impossible maybe they shouldn't have been allowed to drill in the first place.

      And yes I'm an armchair underwater mining engineer (but an actual, licensed, systems engineer) and I can't quite believe that BP can't drop a hundred tons of rock over the spill, I'm pretty sure they're trying to find the most "cost effective" way of dealing with it.

      But what I seriously can't believe is that what is stopping is water too muddy to see. Don't we have radars and laser and x-rays, weaponizable grade sonars and of course GPS? And don't tell me GPS doesn't get that low, we can set up repeaters, heck we can tie a million ropes together if that helped. Shouldn't BP know exactly where the spill is? Surely they sent equipment back and forth the drilling site!

      I'm obviously expecting to get my ass whooped by an actual mining engineer but I seriously struggle to believe our technology is that lame,

      Also you seem intent on BP *not* paying the bill,exactly what do you want everybody to do? Giving them money with no strings attached?

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    33. Re:Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
      ahem...

      Boom is not meant to contain or catch oil. Boom is meant to divert oil. Boom must always be at an angle to the prevailing wind-wave action or surface current. Boom, at this angle, must always be layered in a fucking overlapped sort-of way with another string of boom. Boom must always divert oil to a catch basin or other container, from where it can be REMOVED FROM THE FUCKING AREA.

      Different types of shoreline, different shapes, require different configurations. Your numerous anchor points (for this spill those would be 1-yard cement blocks with tie-off buoys) need to be chosen so the boom-tenders (you) can adjust the ropes, slanting the booms this way and that to account for changes in wind and current. Booms are tended 24/7, by the way.

      You divert to a catch basin. You are not building the fucking Great Wall of China. You are diverting oil so you can then drain it out.

    34. Re:Disaster by Idiomatick · · Score: 3, Informative

      GDP/capita is a pretty stupid way to measure power. Quatar has a GDP/capita of $84,000. Almost double the US. Luxembourg is around 80k. And do remember the US is just the aggregated economies of all the states right.

    35. Re:Disaster by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      Yeah it sucks that he wants to have impact instead of just being bold. With the political climate in the change he CAN'T just switch the states to Canadian style or British style health care. He'd be crucified ... perhaps even literally. At best if he tried that he wouldn't get assassinated or impeached. It wouldn't pass and he'd lose any political power he had.

    36. Re:Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      So tell me, exactly what do you expect Obama to do? Wiggle his nose like he's some Genie?

      He has a gun, a big one. He can make sure BP foots the entire bill. He goddamn well better.. And he should do it fast before they try to go Chapter 11, and leave us with nothing.

    37. Re:Disaster by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The states of the United States are not comparable to the member states of the EU. No US state has had foreign relations since 1865. No US state has had a standing army since 1865. While US states do have the National Guard, they are units of the US military, paid for and equipped by the US Federal Government but controlled by the states.

      The EU is way less structured than the US federal system.

    38. Re:Disaster by skids · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes, people want him to rant. So they can say he's being unpresidential. They also wanted him to go to the Gulf again, so they could say he was ignoring the economy. There's no winning.

    39. Re:Disaster by Rakishi · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Honestly, if fixing an eventuality is that impossible maybe they shouldn't have been allowed to drill in the first place.

      It's actually well known how to best fix this. It just takes something like six months to implement it. Relief wells and a bottom kill. Granted it shouldn't have happened in the first place if BP didn't cut corners. The government oversight agencies didn't do their job, if we're lucky they were corrupt and not just institutionally incompetent. Hell, if I remember correctly, some countries require relief wells to be drilled while the main well is being drilled just in case.

      Here's the thing, a lot of things can have horrid nearly irreparable damage if every single safety fails. We still use them. Nuclear power plants? Have fun with a Chernobyl. Dam? Have fun with a city eliminating flood if it bursts. Levies? Prepare to lose a city if they break in a hurricane. Chemical plants? Hope you can hold your breath for a few hours at least. Large office building? A fast fire, earthquake or errant airplane might kill you. Medicine? Just look at all the medical mistakes that happen, hard to bring the dead back to life. Automobiles? Well I think I don't need to go on.

      And yes I'm an armchair underwater mining engineer (but an actual, licensed, systems engineer) and I can't quite believe that BP can't drop a hundred tons of rock over the spill, I'm pretty sure they're trying to find the most "cost effective" way of dealing with it.

      100 Tons? If I did the math wrong you'd need somewhere over 1000tons to counter the pressure of the oil. Then it'd just leak out of somewhere else, it's mud down there, you think with that pressure the oil won't make it's own path out?

      That said plugging the hole isn't that implausibly difficult. Plugging it so the pipe doesn't burst 100 feet down and leak oil out of every ocean floor crack within 500 feet is. That's what they're really worried about.

      They're not being cost effective, they're being paranoid. What is happening now is bad. What can happen if they mess up is much worse.

    40. Re:Disaster by Idiomatick · · Score: 4, Insightful

      We can avoid leaks. BP cut corners A LOT, big ones too and it fucked everything up. Perhaps this is a clear argument for GREATER GOVERNMENT REGULATION.

      This has good parallels to the economy actually. Lowered government regulation led to stupidity which lead to massive failure. And when the democrats tried to pass stuff to stop it from repeating, even basic sensible shit the GOP tried to block it. This would be more of the same. Obama COULD push for fixing this problem as well. But it would hit the news as "Socialist leader dictates overbearing rules on how private corporations run their business". And he wants to be 'bipartisan/centrist' to bridge the divide between left and right ... not really working out but its hard to blame him for that. Repeatedly annoying the right wouldn't help though.

    41. Re:Disaster by lena_10326 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yet BP created a situation where the leak could occur and apparently had no decent backup plan. Of course, unless you count scrambling after the catastrophe racing to figure out a plan. I entirely understand why the arm chair engineers are totally pissed off. It doesn't take a petroleum scientist to realize BP fucked up--BIG TIME--and it's those "arm chair engineers" (the citizens) that are paying the price for it.

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    42. Re:Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And do what? Rave and spit like a spoiled 5 year old? Throw a tantrum? Yell at people? Piss on the grave of some BP founder? Seriously, why do people want him to act like a spoiled angry kid? Are you that insane and irrational as to be incapable of even comprehending what rational responses to situations are?

      He's starting to do that with the recent "I'm looking for someone's ass to kick" comments.

    43. Re:Disaster by ArundelCastle · · Score: 1

      From that example, speculate on what will happen in the Gulf.

      Eventually nature will sort itself out. Likely, none of us will live long enough to see it.

    44. Re:Disaster by boxwood · · Score: 1

      What can Obama do? here are his options:

      1. NUKE IT
      2. Use tax dollars to hire oil industry experts to deal with the problem.
      3. Have BP use their money to hire oil industry experts to deal with the problem.

      The result of #1 will be oil continuing to leak into the gulf but add a bunch of radiation to the mix. The results of #2 and #3 are the same, its just that #2 is just a big subsidy to BP.

      Even issuing a fine to BP that's so massive it'll bankrupt them would result in the people working on the problem spending time worrying if they're going to get paid instead of actually working. So you have to put that off until the situation is under control. Even then, the President doesn't have the power to do that, you have to look to the congress for that kinda of thing. But you're gonna have to wait, unless you want to sabotage the ongoing efforts.

    45. Re:Disaster by Requiem18th · · Score: 1

      Thanks and now I'm left wondering if the ground there is so muddy what prevented the oil from bursting out in the first place. But at this point I can use my imagination.

      And thanks for pointing out what security measures weren't taken. Yes I know we do use a lot of potentially catastrophic technology but not without a backup plan. as you stated, the backup plan was know in advance, it just wasn't implemented.

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    46. Re:Disaster by tsotha · · Score: 1

      The liability cap was part of a deal that added a new tax on every barrel of oil to establish a pool of money to fund spill cleanups. So it's not like BP isn't paying the cleanup costs - essentially they've been paying insurance for this purpose since the cap was introduced.

    47. Re:Disaster by tsotha · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Who cares? Top line revenue is irrelevant. What is that as a percentage of profit?

    48. Re:Disaster by vbraga · · Score: 1

      Oil is stored in a kind of sandwich in the ground. The middle is a porous rock where the oil is. The cover is a sealing rock. Looking for this particular kind of formation is what petroleum geologists do. The presence of this sealing rock is why the oil doesn't burst out.

      When the conditions needed to generate oil are met but there's no sealing rock or the rock has faults in it the oil does seep from the group. The Gulf itself seeps a load of petroleum naturally every single year.

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    49. Re:Disaster by yariv · · Score: 4, Informative

      How about taking over BP because its assets exceed the damage and selling said assets off to fund national oil independence?

      Do you know how big BP is? Its assets are worth 236B$ (according to wikipedia, as of 2009). This is going to be expensive, possibly in the billions of dollars, but I doubt they will have to sell anything, they had net income of 16.5B$ in 2009. As for the rest, I would say that legal action should be taken only after investigation, which is underway, and according to the actual evidence. The liability caps were not issued by the president (any president, by the way) but by the congress, and republicans there are currently blocking the attempt to remove them (claiming they should be increased, but not completely removed).

    50. Re:Disaster by ortholattice · · Score: 1

      That said plugging the hole isn't that implausibly difficult. Plugging it so the pipe doesn't burst 100 feet down and leak oil out of every ocean floor crack within 500 feet is. That's what they're really worried about.

      So you're saying that even if the BOP did work, it would have been pointless since the pipe under it would have burst 100 feet down and leaked oil out of every ocean floor crack within 500 feet?

    51. Re:Disaster by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "It's like all the people who pointed at the school buses after Katrina and said "Why didn't they just put people in buses and drove them out?" Where exactly would they have been put? Out in a pasture somewhere?"

      That would have worked, had the pasture been out of hurricane reange and near useful things like major roads and/or a military base.

      Getting aid to people would have been easier had they been dispersed and accessible instead of concentrated in the disaster area!

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    52. Re:Disaster by fluffy99 · · Score: 1

      Honestly, if fixing an eventuality is that impossible maybe they shouldn't have been allowed to drill in the first place.

      And yes I'm an armchair underwater mining engineer (but an actual, licensed, systems engineer) and I can't quite believe that BP can't drop a hundred tons of rock over the spill

      An apparently clueless about oil drilling, but quite willing to express your uninformed opinion! Try dumping a bunch of rock on top of your pressure washer hose and see how well that stems the flow. It won't. It'll just flow out everywhere else and be a heck of a lot harder to stop or capture. Maybe a nuke will just melt it all into a blob and not just fracture the bedrock and cause even worse damage!

      I'm pretty sure they're trying to find the most "cost effective" way of dealing with it.

      I'm pretty sure they started with the quickest to implement, ie try to get the BOP to function as designed. The started relief wells asap, and then moved up in risk for options. The coffer dam had some promise, but would not have captured it all, just as the cap is never going to capture it all if its not sealed tight and held down with enough force to overcome the head pressure.

      But what I seriously can't believe is that what is stopping is water too muddy to see. Don't we have radars and laser and x-rays, weaponizable grade sonars and of course GPS? And don't tell me GPS doesn't get that low, we can set up repeaters, heck we can tie a million ropes together if that helped. Shouldn't BP know exactly where the spill is? Surely they sent equipment back and forth the drilling site!

      I'm obviously expecting to get my ass whooped by an actual mining engineer but I seriously struggle to believe our technology is that lame,

      Also you seem intent on BP *not* paying the bill,exactly what do you want everybody to do? Giving them money with no strings attached?

      GPS is pointless, but sonar and underwater tracking is possible. Try making dinner in the dark, even though you know exactly where you're standing in the kitchen.

    53. Re:Disaster by fluffy99 · · Score: 1

      Thanks and now I'm left wondering if the ground there is so muddy what prevented the oil from bursting out in the first place. But at this point I can use my imagination.

      And thanks for pointing out what security measures weren't taken. Yes I know we do use a lot of potentially catastrophic technology but not without a backup plan. as you stated, the backup plan was know in advance, it just wasn't implemented.

      About 6000 feet of rock starting somewhere below the seabed.

    54. Re:Disaster by Score+Whore · · Score: 4, Interesting

      BP is a huge global company. They have revenue from all around the world. As of about two weeks ago their daily cost for dealing with the issue in the gulf as 50% of their daily global profit.

    55. Re:Disaster by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Ahh, but what percentage is that of their profits. Revenues aren't the whole story when you have actual operating costs and capital depreciation to contend with.

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    56. Re:Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Dropping a couple of hundred tonnes of rock on would be the cheap option - the problem is it won't work. It would cause the ground around the gusher collapse, and make the gusher a hundred times worse.

      Radar? Would scatter off the debris and the oil down there, assuming you could actually get one to work at that depth. The material they use for Raydomes is *not* that strong, and any alternative material that wouldn't be crushed would be impenetrable to the radar anyway. Oh, and there's power considerations.

      Lasers? Too narrow a field of view to be useful, scatter off any debris, and you've got the same problems as a Radar if you try to make them move around. Basically, no better than optics and a big floodlight.

      X-Rays? Exactly the same problems as optical, you're just changing the spectrum (and making some materials even harder to see).

      Sonar? Not high enough resolution - they'd just see a wall. Also, interference between the equipment on the different ROV's.

      GPS? Nope, because the only part you'd be able to get a fix on would be the repeater, not the ROV. That's just how GPS works, there's nothing that can be done about that. Well, unless you can find a receiver that can pick out the low power GPS satellite signals from the ROV's depth, but then you wouldn't need the repeaters in the first place.

      Our technology really is that lame - even in the archaic sense of the word. The ROV's down there already are pretty much the state of the art when it comes to anything that works at that depth. It's easy to look around at the surface and think 'Hey, why can't we use _that_?', but on the surface we don't have to deal with pressures anything like what they're dealing with down there. Technology is surprisingly fragile.

    57. Re:Disaster by mogness · · Score: 0

      Comes with the job, I'd say.

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    58. Re:Disaster by Hadlock · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Does R&D and oil and gas exploration costs come out of profits or is that considered a base expense?

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    59. Re:Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what I seriously can't believe is that what is stopping is water too muddy to see.

      I think this about sums it up...

    60. Re:Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually booms, when properly installed and maintained, can divert almost _all_ of the oil and are an extraordinarily effective solution. From someone who works in the industry:

      http://www.youtube.com/v/Vx8kMXufu3w

      Its also ironic that you complain about "Monday-Morning Engineering" when its clear you have no idea about booms and their effectiveness.

    61. Re:Disaster by dogmatixpsych · · Score: 0

      Sounds like what happened to Pres. George W. Bush. Being the president is a losing situation now, no matter how competent you might be.

    62. Re:Disaster by ZosX · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You know, we spent over 80 billion dollars on homeland security during the year of katrina. This includes FEMA, which was the agency responsible for providing disaster relief for disasters. Hurricanes come every year. Sure Katrina was bad, but their total lack of response for DAYS while people DIED is totally unfuckingacceptable. I mean some third world shithole in asia has a tsunami with hundreds of thousands dead and we had fucking air drops mobilized there the very next day (don't know how true that is, but I know it was pretty rapid.....). I mean this is Homeland Security...FEMA.....what would happen if a major US city were to be attacked leaving hundreds of thousands refugees? Is this how they plan on handling future disasters? If so, where the fuck is all our money going? They didn't have any real plan to deal with people stuck in New Orleans. That's somewhat acceptable, but to just leave them there to rot (literally) without fresh food or water for days is just downright criminal. If that was a bunch of white people from the Chicago suburbs, would they have gotten the same treatment?

    63. Re:Disaster by hey! · · Score: 1

      It's like the lottery, in reverse! Sort of. And BP is the winner. BP screws up and everybody pays.

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    64. Re:Disaster by hey! · · Score: 1

      But ... if those relief wells aren't properly maintained, isn't that just doubling the chance of an accident?

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    65. Re:Disaster by Hooya · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Bemusingly, people that preach "government should be small" and "let the free-market take care of itself" and "businesses are more efficient at anything compared to government so get the government out" somehow seem to see no disconnect in complaining about how obama is handling the spill. shouldn't they rally for obama to get out of the way and let BP do it's thing? oh yeah, they're busy at another rally chanting "drill baby, drill".

      on one hand, people want the government to act. on the other, they want to let free-enterprise "do it's thing". you can't have both.

      Me?

      I'm disappointed the oversight agency was in bed (turns out, literally) with whom it was overseeing. Massive failure of government.

      The same company that had the resources and technology to drill that far below the sea level is now citing the fact that the reason it's hard to contain the damage is, well, it's so far below the sea level. If they saw necessary to create the tech to create a hole so far down, it's their responsibility to create the tech to plug that hole - depth perception, great depths etc. certainly didn't stop them when drilling. Massive irresponsibility of "free enterprise".

    66. Re:Disaster by Hooya · · Score: 1

      You do realize the the words "bush" and "competent" don't belong in any other sentence than this. although, technically you didn't put those two words on the same sentence. so you should be ok.

      Not implying that i support Obama. most people naturally assume that. i consider it my responsibility to criticize government - regardless of who's in power. no one forced them to get on the ballot.

    67. Re:Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're saying that even if the BOP did work, it would have been pointless since the pipe under it would have burst 100 feet down and leaked oil out of every ocean floor crack within 500 feet?

      Except that two months ago when the shit hit the fan, the wellbore hadn't had 60 days of uncontrolled flow blasting through it. Nobody has the faintest idea of the state of the bore at this point.

    68. Re:Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me guess, you didn't have the same endless f'ing patience and understanding for the president during the borderline criminal lack of response after Katrina? Oh that's right, you'll suffer total incompetence if it's from the right political party.

      It's a giant fucking disaster. You send in every spare hand in the country.

    69. Re:Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you would seize (i.e. destroy) the company that currently employs and/or pays the consulting bills for the only people actually working to solve the problem? You don't seriously believe that all those government talking heads are having any meaningful positive impact on the situation do you? There will be lots of time after the problem has been resolved for mundane matters like criminal charges and lawsuits.

      If you really want to solve the long term problem, figure out how to ensure that appropriate safety measures are put into place BEFORE disaster strikes. You might also want to spend some time wondering why an astounding number of legislators seem to have been in bed with the oil industry and doing pretty much whatever they could to ensure that pesky laws and regulations did not interfere with the whole "drill baby drill" mindset.

    70. Re:Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't work that way. What do you think a relief well is? It's another well.
      What keeps it from blowing out?

    71. Re:Disaster by Requiem18th · · Score: 1

      But that rock is still there isn't it? We just dug a hole in it. Why can't BP just plug it? Why is it going to crack open now when it didn't in the past?

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    72. Re:Disaster by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      And the reason they drilled that far below the sea level is because of restrictions on drilling in more shallow water.

      Massive irresponsibility of NIMBY regulators.

    73. Re:Disaster by Obyron · · Score: 2, Funny

      The only people happy about the BP oil spill are Toyota. Why were we mad at them again?

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      --Obyron
    74. Re:Disaster by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      This whole thing is a plot. BP is trying to make the Democrats lose the next election.

      Actually several facts stand in the way of your theory:

      1. The US Politician who in the past decade has received the biggest amount of total campaign contributions from BP is Barack Obama. He's been their highest paid political chimp since his senate days.

      2. BP is the most liberal, most 'green' of the oil companies. They spent a LOT cultivating that image for themselves. There have been ad campaigns where they say things like 'BP Stands for Beyond Petroleum." If you had to predict which Oil Multinational would be most likely to support a Democratic Party president in the U.S. it would be BP.

    75. Re:Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Heaven forbid we try to cover every avenue -.-.

      Don't worry, leave it to the experts, cause they get it right every time. Right up until the pipe broke...

      Fucking Americans have no appreciation of situation, you only care about who is more important.

    76. Re:Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like until you can successfully run a nuclear plant without leaks you don't get to fucking run a nuclear plant? I mean, look at what a lousy track record Nuclear has compared to coal *cough* *cough* France *cough*.

    77. Re:Disaster by Danse · · Score: 4, Insightful

      ahem...

      Boom is not meant to contain or catch oil. Boom is meant to divert oil. Boom must always be at an angle to the prevailing wind-wave action or surface current. Boom, at this angle, must always be layered in a fucking overlapped sort-of way with another string of boom. Boom must always divert oil to a catch basin or other container, from where it can be REMOVED FROM THE FUCKING AREA.

      Different types of shoreline, different shapes, require different configurations. Your numerous anchor points (for this spill those would be 1-yard cement blocks with tie-off buoys) need to be chosen so the boom-tenders (you) can adjust the ropes, slanting the booms this way and that to account for changes in wind and current. Booms are tended 24/7, by the way.

      You divert to a catch basin. You are not building the fucking Great Wall of China. You are diverting oil so you can then drain it out.

      So even if the feds had given them all the boom in the world, they still would have fucked up the deployment and made it all worthless anyway.

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    78. Re:Disaster by Sperbels · · Score: 1

      You had me right up until the point you made it about race. I don't think that was it at all. There were plenty of white people down there too and if anything, the government looks even worse for failing to help to minorities and/or the poor in a disaster. I think it was just good old fashioned incompetence.

    79. Re:Disaster by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      Hilariously for the Katrina thing, in my neighbourhood and those around me all of the buses WERE driven to New Orleans w/e to move people out. And it was very successful, they were some of the first to move people out of the area. Worked way better than leaving people in the disaster zone.

      BTW, I live in Canada.

    80. Re:Disaster by Abcd1234 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Just like until you can successfully run a nuclear plant without leaks you don't get to fucking run a nuclear plant?

      No, just like, until you demonstrate you can successfully contain and clean up a leak, you don't get to fucking run a nuclear plant.

      Sounds pretty reasonable to me.

    81. Re:Disaster by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Every time I hear democrats, they make sure the blame lies squarely on BP (and not on themselves). Had the republicans won the presidency, there's no way they could have avoided blame.

      Well, given that the Republican party generally touts hands-off, free market approaches to things, why on earth would that surprise you? As a general rule, if you're a Republican, and there's some big business fuck-up, yeah, you're gonna see some of the blame... not because you, personally, are responsible, but because your sociopolitical philosophy often leads to these exact kinds of fuck-ups.

      Does that make the Democrats immune from responsibility? No, of course not. But it's not the democrats running around telling everyone that regulations are the cause of all of society's ills, and that the free market is the solution to every problem.

    82. Re:Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hunter S. Thompson? Is that you?!

      If so, we miss you, dude. Get reincarnated soon. I know the whole painful decline thing didn't sit well with you (thus the whole .45 revolver in the mouth bit), but we need you right now, something awful.

    83. Re:Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And he should do it fast before they try to go Chapter 11

      Just stop talking...

    84. Re:Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      "Yeah, we should have elected McCain and "Drill, baby, drill" Palin."

      Well, what you got was drill baby drill Obama. If I recall, he opened up drilling just before this accident occurred. (And as you look for plots, this gives him the excuse to shut it down.)

      There is a small chance this wouldn't have occurred under the Republicans, but unlikely. I do think that the regs push deep water drilling into greater practice, which increased the odds of this leak occurring. I'm not, however, deluded to think this wouldn't have continued anyways if Republicans had been elected instead.

      "This whole thing is a plot."

      Typical Democrat--doesn't own up, probably blames Republicans, comes up with ridiculous conspiracy theory to support his own impotent views.

      Republicans had lax regulations. Democrats continued lax regulations 13 months leading up to spill, iow 5-6 inspections failed. Republicans were lucky and didn't get burned. You did.

      Democrats had opportunity to increase regulations in oil drilling, such as all the talk about drilling relief wells (used in Canada) and better inspections (they let the status quo of lax inspections continue, knowingly). They didn't fix things, and by default, in doing nothing they left the Republican agenda IN PLAY. That means they abided by them (talk about talking out of both sides of your mouth.) If you don't have the sense to fix something broken, and continue to use it, it's now YOUR fault esp. when you both sought and hold the positions of power.

      25% into a Presidency, you own the practices in play, even if you didn't put it there. After all, isn't Obama the organized, strategic one that was on the ball? I should again point out that I don't blame the spill on Obama, I'm going after the statement that you think this is a "plot."

      As to plot, the outrage against oil companies has a greater chance of increasing a renewable energy agenda than having no spill, so talking about plot and timing, it aids the Democrats agenda more than anything. Even if Reps win, drill baby drill is off the table.

      That is, of course, all from the Democrats who don't accept big contributions from big oil (they did, massively). Or who aren't using the whole green/organic thing as a feel good promise to gain votes, but who otherwise would never actually implement unless it benefits their party solely. It's not as if Obama had his entire Chicago home solar panel shingled out with some wind turbines on the roof ridges, the Windy City and call that Chicago is, now did he?

      "BP is trying to make the Democrats lose the next election."

      How? Before the leak, your numbers were shit and people were pissed (health care, economy). Now they have further evidence of how incompetent the Dems are, or rather how incapable our politicians are (regardless of party). People had a feeling that Dems (more so incumbents in general) weren't helping matters or can't, and this *simply is evidence of that.*

      After all, if Dems were better, wouldn't this handlng be "better" than the Reps? Instead, they (Dems and Reps) are rather impotent to stop this.

      The same Dems who were saying have massive windfall taxes against Big Oil, and, whoops, haven't gotten around to implementing that yet either. Hmm. I see a pattern here. What were you saying about plots?

    85. Re:Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, people want him to rant. So they can say he's being unpresidential. They also wanted him to go to the Gulf again, so they could say he was ignoring the economy. There's no winning.

      Yes. There. Is. Don't visit LA. Don't "take responsibility". Don't hold daily press conferences for what is not your fault. Don't try to take advantage of the situation to advance legislation (cap'n'trade). Don't play the game. I suspect this will be a memory for 75% of votors this November and a distant memeory in 2012. No doubt we will think fondly of the oil spill when armageddon is raining down upon us. Ahem! He ought to put his best people "on it", reassure the nation, stay informed, but otherwise do his job which is not oil clean-up. He is taking interview advice from Spike Lee (who wanted Obama to "go off" so he did with teh "ass" word). Act more presidential and less like a politician. You have 4 years to impress us and even if you suck you'll still get nearly half the vote. GROW A FUCKING PAIR!

    86. Re:Disaster by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      Awwww, how nice, it's one of the very idiots I mentioned in my post. Note that I never said if Obama was doing a good job or not, simply that ranting like a spoiled kid in general isn't how you respond to these sorts of things and means absolutely nothing. He may be doing a good job or a bad job, don't bloody know to be honest since I generally find politicians to be all liars not worth listening to. His external response however is perfectly fine and is what you should want from a politician. That was my point.

      If you want to argue about how good of a job he is doing than provide arguments as to his failing or what he could have done better. Rational arguments. Not fifth grader "he's not yelling obscenities so he's not doing anything" bullshit

    87. Re:Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      on one hand, people want the government to act. on the other, they want to let free-enterprise "do it's thing". you can't have both

      Since different people want different things - and thus your confusion - you (plural) most certainly can ask for both. This should be obvious to anyone who is not a dumbfuck.

    88. Re:Disaster by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      to the CEO

        Golden Parachutes.

        Hopefully will have some holes in them, this time. I won't hold my breath - even if the people ultimately responsible are taken to task, it'll likely be decades before the lawyers sort it out, and the lawyers will, as the last few decades of history in this country prove, be the only real beneficiaries.

        It's not just a meme, nor is it funny.

      SB

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    89. Re:Disaster by RMH101 · · Score: 1

      To add to this excellent point - the fallout from the inevitable financial cost to BP may be felt around the world in other ways. For example, a large portion of UK pension funds are invested in BP. Were the company to fail, this would be disasterous for investors which *aren't all greedy shareholders* - some will be pensioners who didn't choose where their pension was invested, and who find themselves without one in the midst of a recession. I'm not saying this is right or wrong - obviously BP should be severely punished (I'd go for the US government nationalising them, maybe?), just pointing out that the law of unintended consequences applies here and the fallout from this is going to be huge.

    90. Re:Disaster by jandersen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You don't think that everyone at BP, from the engineers, to the drillers, to the CEO isn't worried about their job right now?

      Their job? The CEO is worried about his job? If there were any justice in this world, they should be fearing for their freedom, not just their jobs. I don't mean the man at the bottom of the pile, but those at the top; at the very least they have shown criminal negligence, and the punishment should be proportional to the damage they have caused. If you get 2 years + inside for selling cannabis, why should you not be locked up for good after having destroyed 100s of thousands of people's livelihoods and causing immeasurable environmental problems for generations to come - all because you were too greedy to be careful?

      A very large part of the problems in this world are caused by this sick idea, that there should be no regulation of business, no matter what; what it means is that companies get to stuff their pockets, and when it goes wrong, the taxpayer gets to pay the bill - it is no more than a convoluted for of theft.

    91. Re:Disaster by Xest · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah good idea, why not seize the assets of a foreign oil company, I'm sure that will go down well.

      Hey, weren't you Americans crying not so long ago when Venezuela did just that to your oil company's assets over there over the past couple of years?

      What about your precious Halliburton for their role in the disaster? or do they get away with it because they're an American company? How would you feel if Europe seized the assets of the likes of Halliburton for their crimes in Iraq? Or the likes of Microsoft and Apple for their market abuse? You'd probably be the first one complaining.

      Seriously, the hypocrisy from Americans over the BP oil disaster is just disgusting.

      This happened because you're an oil mad nation, and you want oil to remain unsustainably cheap on your shores. If you really want a solution look more towards getting yourself off your fucking national oil addiction, or at very least quit with the offshore drilling and accept the inevitable price hike that will cause.

      I'm angry at BP too, but if you think BP is the only entity to be angry at you're mistaken- BP, Halliburton, Transocean, and just as importantly, the American public all equally deserve blame for this incident.

      Why are so many Americans only concerned about the tragic effects your oil hunger can have when it effects you shores? What about the thousands of people who died for America's little oil adventure into Iraq and Halliburton's activities in Iraq that even put your own citizens needlessly in danger for the sake of keeping your oil cheap? Does it not matter when it happens elsewhere?

      The fact is, the gulf oil spill happened too close to home, and Americans don't like to admit they collectively caused this, trying to deflect the blame entirely onto BP for a problem you caused is laughable.

    92. Re:Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you make long enough plug so that the cracks in the top part of the hole do not matter? One way is the "heavy fluid plug", which is top-kill, which failed.

    93. Re:Disaster by thegarbz · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes but half the downtime. You always double the chance of failure with redundancy. What it's there for is quick response. You're on slashdot so let me make an analogy: What costs you more?
      1) A server's HDD dying, losing all data for the past day / week, and a day of downtime while you restore a backup? 2) A server's RAID1 array degrading and a day of slightly reduced performance as it is rebuilt fingers crossed that it won't fail and you won't have to rely on the above mentioned backup?

    94. Re:Disaster by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      It looks sort of like this in cross section:

      Seafloor
      Muddy Seabed
      Rock
      Oil

      BP drilled a pipe all the way from the seafloor to the oil, problem is that a lot of that pipe is above the rocky layer. Plus there other stuff I'm guessing like the hole weakening the rock and so on.

      And as you said, the general goal is to plug the hole. However the hole is 6000 or so feet deep and what's at the bottom really wants to get out. The normal method is to fill the hole with heavy mud and then shove concrete plugs in there. The heavy mud, like the rock that used to be there, keeps the pressure in check due to it's own mass and gravity.

      If you just try plugging the top then you'll have a lot of pressure right at the top where there is no natural barrier around the pipe. With mud in the pipe there is no excessive pressure on the pipe near the top. Only the mass of a few hundred feet of heavy mud which isn't that much. I think even the BOP, had it gone off and worked as it should have, would have been temporary until they pumped the thing full of mud for that reason. You don't want the massive pressure of all that oil pushing against the top of the well. Or really anywhere in the well.

      So basically, in the end you really want the thing filled with heavy mud or it's going to leak sooner or later. If nothing else, small earthquake and it's probably all over.

      The top kill tried to do that from the top of the well, pumping in mud and then cealing, but it failed.

      The bottom kill on the other hand method does what you describe, it stops the oil starting in the rocky region. However to use it you must first reach that area which requires separate wells to be dug to get there. That takes time.

    95. Re:Disaster by eulernet · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The US still has the largest economy and most powerful military on the planet.

      1) The largest economy doesn't mean that the US are the richest.
      All of US' value is based on debts, like most of all western countries.

      2) the US military is probably not the most powerful, since it is unable to solve conflicts (and to my knowledge, no war ever solved anything), but it's surely the most expensive army.
      Given the amount of money poured into the US army, I doubt it is as efficient as it could be.

    96. Re:Disaster by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 2, Informative

      1. Excepting oil, the two richest countries in terms of natural resources are the United States and Russia. The United States infrastructure is also vast and the US has incredible agricultural assets.

      2. The US military is the most powerful, most fighter aircraft, most airlift tonnage at once, most bombers, most aircraft carriers, most guided missile destroyers, most cruisers, most special forces units, most ballistic missile submarines, most attack submarines, largest amphibious warfare group

      Because of the unified nature of the US military (one giant military, each branch having its own role), the US military is much more efficient than say the combined national forces of the EU.

      As for "no war ever solved anything", thats a load. Couple quick ones - wars decided who would rule the central and western United States, war ended slavery in the United States, war ended the systematic execution of European Jews, war ended the Japanese enslavement of Korea, war unified Germany in the 19th century.

      As a measure of the GDP of the United States, the US military isn't that "expensive".

      http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/datablog/2010/apr/01/information-is-beautiful-military-spending

    97. Re:Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "on one hand, people want the government to act. on the other, they want to let free-enterprise "do it's thing". you can't have both."

      Probably not the same people saying those two things.

    98. Re:Disaster by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Someone please provide links: I know that even now after the Exxon Valdez spill in Alaska there is ongoing environmental damage and hardship for the people who live in the area.

      The environmental damage from the oil industry will start to decline about 2 decades after you stop driving a car. The sooner you want the damage to stop, the sooner you start using the bus. No buses? Start walking - it's good for the heart!

      Oh, you wanted an easy solution that didn't entail you having to change your lifestyle any? Try at the next kiosk - there may be a politician willing to lie to you at that one.

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    99. Re:Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      He will never take any stand on important issues just like any politician worth their salt. He got elected on emotions and not substance. "Hope and Change" Its bullshit all around! Just like any politician.

      Why bother voting for the two pre-approved big business, pro warfare, money grubbing candidates when it is no different than voting for pepsi or coke? At the end of the day, you still just voted for sugar water.

    100. Re:Disaster by iamhigh · · Score: 1

      Obviously you haven't heard his "kick-ass" comment. Last week the Pub's mantra was "No Drama Obama" and how he wasn't "mad enough".

      Comments on his kick-ass statement

      So now he will be crucified for saying "ass" by the Pubs. "uncouth" "can't master the english language" are now the comments. I remember during the election one Pub I know kept saying all he could do was "give speaches and read a teleprompter".

      Earlier this week FOX was talking about how Obama was at the gulf in "fancy pants". Seriously, I don't think there is anything he will be able to do to get the right off his back.

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      No comprende? Let me type that a little slower for you...
    101. Re:Disaster by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

      Obviously I'd leave the engineering up to the engineers but imo the reliefe well wouldn't be completely finished. Just have it 99% done and cap it. If the main well blowsout then you have a days worth of drilling instead of 3 months.

    102. Re:Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "How about a simple rule then: until you can do it then you don't get to fucking drill offshore?"

      That's a fair expectation. Please wait patiently while 33% of US oil production goes into dramatic decline, and we make up the deficit by importing tankers full of oil that will never spill.

    103. Re:Disaster by Zerth · · Score: 2, Informative

      Any pension fund so invested in BP that it would be significantly harmed by it dissolving is run by an incompetent manager.

      BP's share price already halved in the last month.

    104. Re:Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "They're not being cost effective, they're being paranoid. What is happening now is bad. What can happen if they mess up is much worse."

      As the old saying goes, it's not paranoia if they really are out to get you. In the case of BP's plans, it is a very realistic worry that closing the flow completely with a cap will drive up the pressures (up to close to the formation pressure at depth -- >10000 psi), and that could cause failure of the casing below the BOP, and then uncontrolled and widening leaks in the sea floor. They can't cap it mechanically without that risk, and even the top kill was a pretty risky move. There is suspicion that one of the reasons they stopped trying the top kill was not only because it wasn't working, but because BP was fearful they'd blow the thing wide open (it's currently constricted by the blowout preventer).

      The armchair engineers coming up with these mostly crazy and occasionally more reasonable ideas that still carry unjustified risks of worsening the situation don't understand the problem. It's like they're armchair pilots trying to talk someone down who is flying a plane. The armchair pilots, who have never flown themselves, tell the novice pilot "What are you waiting for? Just push the stick forward, and you'll be back on the ground momentarily -- it's easy!" Meanwhile they call the real pilots a bunch of morons who just want to save the aircraft.

    105. Re:Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a great idea as long as you are okay with approximately doubling the drilling costs and halving the drilling rate (because of rig availability) -- costs which will, of course, be passed on to the consumer.

      Also keep in mind that relief wells can go bad too (e.g., they also could drill into a formation with more fluid pressure than expected, and experience a blowout).

      I suppose you could drill a relief well for the relief well. Okay, that's probably silly, but the point I'm trying to make is that drilling holes in the ground for oil carries risks even with extreme safety precautions, and mitigating those risks costs money -- potentially a lot of money. How much more are you willing to pay? If double is okay, then much could be done to improve safety. If you aren't willing to go that far, then the options are fairly limited.

      The most sensible option is to make sure that the current regulations are actually being followed, which might not have been the case for this event.

    106. Re:Disaster by Adustust · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Don't forget 15 counts of murder. Wasting government resources. Even with all this talk of BP footing the bill, how many tax dollars has this really gobbled up already? At a minimum an FBI investigation should be launched to find everyone who knowingly cut corners and put them away for life.

    107. Re:Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Except that, with corporations, you don't get to jail the CEO. See, he's not directly responsible for anything that his company does; the legal entity that is the company is responsible. Scream for blood all you want, but there's no blood to be had. Only money.

    108. Re:Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems you forget how many Americans are/were against the war in Iraq. I am not sure how you missed all that commentary. Selective memory must be nice.

    109. Re:Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems you forget how many Americans are/were against Halliburton. I am not sure how you missed all that commentary. Selective memory must be nice.

    110. Re:Disaster by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      How would you feel if Europe seized the assets of the likes of Halliburton for their crimes in Iraq?

      Elated?

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    111. Re:Disaster by Utini420 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If there has ever been a better case for a corporate death penalty, I can't think of it. They badgered the courts into defining corporations as legal people, fine -- their bed, they can sleep in it.

      BP should be sliced up and sold as scrap.

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    112. Re:Disaster by RMH101 · · Score: 1

      Nice when everything's so clear cut, isn't it? I don't think you get how big this is: and this is just a UK-centric viewpoint:
      http://www.independent.co.uk/money/pensions/bp-share-price-slide-hits-uk-pension-funds-1989503.html

      "The steep slide in BP's share price is bad news for UK pension funds - the vast majority of which will hold a stake in the company.
      Defined benefit pension schemes are typically thought to have around 1.5% of their assets invested directly in BP, accounting for around 6% of all the money they hold in UK equities
      But some funds may hold considerably more, for example a pension scheme that tries to replicate the performance of the FTSE 100 would have around 6% of its total assets invested in the company.

      BP's share price has now fallen by around a third since the Deepwater Horizon rig exploded and sank on April 20, killing 11 workers.
      It is difficult to put a figure on exactly how much this will have wiped off the value of pension schemes, but it is thought to be hundreds of millions of pounds, if not billions of pounds, once the impact on defined contribution schemes and personal pensions is also factored in.

      Laith Khalaf, pensions analyst at Hargreaves Lansdown, said: "The poor performance of a big stock like BP can have a disproportionate impact on funds.
      "There have also been other falls in the stock market as well. If the market had been doing well in recent months, it might not have been such a big issue."
      David Paterson, head of corporate governance at the National Association of Pension Funds, said around 1.5% of a typical defined benefit pension scheme's assets would be held in BP shares.
      But he said: "The vast majority of pension schemes will have diversified portfolios, so the impact of either good news or bad news is quite diluted when you adjust it for the size of the holding."
      Another concern for pension schemes is whether BP's generous dividend will come under threat as a result of the oil spill.
      Last year BP paid out £10 billion in dividends, accounting for £1 out of every £7 paid out in dividends by FTSE 100 companies.
      The high yield has made the stock particularly popular with pension funds, as it means investors benefit from a strong annual income, as well as any long-term growth in the share price.
      The group has not announced any plans to reduce its dividend, but there are fears that the growing cost of the disaster, which had reached 990 million US dollars (£682.3 million) by yesterday, excluding the impact on BP's share price, will force it to cut the pay-out.

    113. Re:Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? I wasn't being serious...

      You should know better than to make a joke on a site where half the users have no sense of humor. ;)

    114. Re:Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A backup drive is just another HDD. What prevents it from failing?

    115. Re:Disaster by Xest · · Score: 1

      Fair point, on second thoughts, yeah, you can have BP :)

    116. Re:Disaster by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      I hope you really are joking, I see someone modded you informative, but seriously I fear that this type of thing is too flagrant in our government...and should be changed...but then again, I thought Obama was on our side.

    117. Re:Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm angry at BP too, but if you think BP is the only entity to be angry at you're mistaken- BP, Halliburton, Transocean, and just as importantly, the American public all equally deserve blame for this incident.

      Oh, come on. Don't you know it's all them stupid environmentalists' fault?

    118. Re:Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You had my vote up until the last part. I think "regulations" are part of the problem. They are often so complex and inherently flawed that they can be bypassed or at least mitigated by anyone seeking to make a buck at the expense of others. A robust and simple court process handling liability for damages would, I think, be much more effective. A regulatory system often provides a measure of deniability, "hey we signed form 99xb032/6369 and followed gov mandates 1 - 3,042,204, its not our fault they didn't contain requirements for a secondary base plate shutoff valve that every engineer knew we needed." At the moment however we have a court system which provides extensive protections for corporations, and on top of that it is so complex with so many avenues for delay that large companies with teams of lawyers can easily grind it to a halt. If the system were simplified I think it would be, as you say, a corporate death penalty in cases like this, where the damages are so extensive that the company would probably be seized and liquefied to pay off the damage awards.

    119. Re:Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have no clue how this was rated insightful rather than misguided opinionated babble. I will try to ignore your trolling language and comment on a few.

      "Yeah good idea, why not seize the assets of a foreign oil company, I'm sure that will go down well"

      It would make no difference if it were national, but I guess they are both just unprovable opinions.

      "Hey, weren't you Americans crying not so long ago when Venezuela did just that to your oil company's assets over there over the past couple of years?"

      If BP's assets were seized, which I highly doubt, it would be for hugely different reasons than for what occurred in Venezuela. Socialism vs capitalism vs liability.

      "This happened because you're an oil mad nation, and you want oil to remain unsustainably cheap on your shores"

      Oil prices have not been affected by this disaster, they have actually gone down. Out of sight, out of mind, this happened because it has not happened before. Most agree that changes in regulation of offshore drilling will be made.

      "trying to deflect the blame entirely onto BP for a problem you caused is laughable"

      BP has already claimed responsibility, why shouldn't blame be placed on them? Why shouldn't people be frustrated based on their withholding of information and obstruction of media? In any case, the vast majority of people I know in Louisiana do not "blame entirely" BP and in many cases actually respect the efforts they are making to clean up and stop the leak as well as believe that they are best suited for the job.

      "precious Halliburton"
      "oil hunger"
      "hypocrisy ... disgusting"
      "fucking national oil addiction"
      "oil adventure into Iraq" ... and on a personal note ...

      Keep your politically biased opinions away from my tragedy. I fished delacroix when I was kid with my grandfather. The people of Louisiana and I have a right to say fuck BP, fuck the media, fuck the government, and I now have a right to call you a cunt for using this as a platform to push your political agenda.

    120. Re:Disaster by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Other than the magical spill-less tankers, that's exactly what we're doing right now with the recently enacted executive ban on oil production in the Gulf.

      That's a $10B check that the White House just cut to the middle east and Russia for their natural gas and oil.

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    121. Re:Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      anyone _investing_ their life savings on a volatile market deserves all the shafting they get

    122. Re:Disaster by emt377 · · Score: 1

      the feds could have provided the 5 million feet of oil boom for the LA coastline back when the Gov requested it on May 2nd.

      LA and the other gulf states accepted environmental risk in return for economic benefit. (Others, like CA, did not and hence don't welcome offshore drilling.) When they accepted the risk, where did they file their contingency plans and supplies? The call lists? Delineation of responsibilities? Why is it the federal government's responsibility to make up for their lack of due diligence and general lack of clue? After all, isn't Jindal the same guy who said the federal government shouldn't monitor volcanoes? What's he doing now with his hat out?

    123. Re:Disaster by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      I can see the rest, but city planning? Everyone knows that's done at the local level, and nobody votes for those guys. You just select by party if they happen to be up for election while you're in the booth voting for the President.

    124. Re:Disaster by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      Nuclear plants don't fail like Chernobyl any more, but it's still unpleasant if all the safety mechanisms malfunction.

    125. Re:Disaster by Touvan · · Score: 1

      Fox News is a serious problem for all Americans, and especially for Democratic presidents. I won't argue that.

      Obama needs to step up his game - if only to make the politically wise moves to sure up his base, though I dislike expressing ideas like these in purely political terms.

      He needs to reach farther from the start, so we end up somewhere that makes sense. The healthcare bill is the example there. All that energy, and what did we end up with? Light health insurance reform modeled on a compromised reform bill from the 90s. We can do better. He can do better, and to save his presidency, he must.

    126. Re:Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You, sir, are sadly mistaken. Most of us are righteously pissed about all of it. We have no chance to change it over here, so screw off. I'm sure some moron will come in and scream about how we got exactly what we deserved. No, we got exactly what the corps paid for, including BP, our votes mean nothing. All the other screwups you mentioned, the cementing job, etc., don't mean crap as BP ran without their safety gear working properly and KNEW they had an issue with the drill. The cementing job failing should have simply led to the automatic or manual safety precautions kicking in, but no, they couldn't be bothered to change the freaking battery in the console!

      I don't know what you think life is like over here, but outside of Texas most of us don't drive Ford Explorers and Hummers, we drive the shittiest little cars we can buy, cause it's actually affordable (my car is 15 years old and has nearly 200k miles on it, that's 320k km if it annoys you to have to convert in your head - we then pay the price of getting screwed with by cops as our cars look crappy). The price of fuel over here has more than tripled over the last 10 years. While we are still not paying the true cost of the oil, we're getting there pretty damned fast (the coal subsidies are another issue).

      Most of the waste, the commuting, and problems over here are us dealing with decisions made 2-5 generations ago about how city infrastructure should be laid out, etc. I pay 50% more rent per month to live within just a few miles of work, some folks just can't afford that, because we all wish we could, the price is way up.

      Look man, we're not ignorant of our problems, at least not anyone who's bothered to think about it for at least 5 minutes. You're a jerk for suggesting we aren't. We'd be just as pissed were this a local oil company (actually, I really think many folks here don't even know that BP is not a US company, despite the name, they always just go by BP over here). BP sucks, BP should be made to pay, they screwed up royally and any other potential screwups by anyone else would have been a non-issue without their stupidity.

    127. Re:Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, weren't you Americans crying not so long ago when Venezuela did just that to your oil company's assets over there over the past couple of years?

      Nope. What made you think Americans were crying over that?

      How would you feel if Europe seized the assets of the likes of Halliburton for their crimes in Iraq?

      America hates Halliburton. Most Americans would be highly amused if EU did that.

    128. Re:Disaster by Mab_Mass · · Score: 1

      And yes I'm an armchair underwater mining engineer (but an actual, licensed, systems engineer) and I can't quite believe that BP can't drop a hundred tons of rock over the spill, I'm pretty sure they're trying to find the most "cost effective" way of dealing with it.

      The BBC has a great summary of why that idea and other simple ideas won't work.

    129. Re:Disaster by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

      HOLY BALLS!

      BP screws up on such a colossal scale and they're still in the black? This might be the media hyper-izing machine talking but it sounds like the environmental worst-case scenario has been going on for a month. Beach, ecosystems, fishing, and tourism across multiple states are impacted. Possibly devastated. I dunno, that's something that no one is sanely talking about yet.
      I would have thought that something like this, especially for an industry that works on "such small margins", that they might actually lose money for a while. And you'd think that spending a buck now to help with cleanup would save them a couple of bucks later when they have to pay for the damages.

    130. Re:Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nuclear power plants? Have fun with a Chernobyl.

      Not exactly, that also requires the use of a huge and inherently unsafe reactor design and the complete absence of a containment building. Nuclear accidents in a more modern design would resemble 3 mile island, unfortunate but without significant health consequences.

    131. Re:Disaster by Harry+Coin · · Score: 1

      What does your car run on, rainbows?

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    132. Re:Disaster by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I'm obviously expecting to get my ass whooped by an actual mining engineer

      You have to pay good money for that where I come from.

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    133. Re:Disaster by Mattsson · · Score: 1

      It's kind of like what Eddie Izzard says; When somebody does a crime above a certain limit, we don't know how to deal with it and instead kind of reward them instead...

      "Pol Pot killed 1.7 million people. We can't even deal with that! You know, we think if somebody kills someone, that's murder, you go to prison. You kill 10 people, you go to Texas, they hit you with a brick, that's what they do. 20 people, you go to a hospital, they look through a small window at you forever. And over that, we can't deal with it, you know? Someone's killed 100,000 people. We're almost going, "Well done! You killed 100,000 people? You must get up very early in the morning."

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    134. Re:Disaster by Zerth · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Um... 1.5% of a fund isn't going to ruin it. It'll take a big chunk out of the fund manager's bonus for this year, but not much worse.

      Those with 6% or more are just reckless or lazy. Pension funds are supposed to be as safe as any stock vehicle can be: diversified and well hedged. I wouldn't berate them for losing 3% of their value because the economy tanked, but I would for losing 3% because one firm had a disaster of this magnitude and they didn't move out.

      It isn't even a "pensions shouldn't be trading on short term movements" issue, because after a few weeks it was obvious this will be hurting BP directly for at least a year and indirectly for several until all the legal crap is worked through.

    135. Re:Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't need government to regulate such mundane technical details. Indeed, it's the road to hell. Congressmen don't know how to work on oil; they shouldn't be telling anyone how to do it. (Can you imagine Congress telling you how to program computers?)

      What Congress can do is uphold some pretty simple principles that everyone understands and really aren't all that controversial. All you need is to remove the liability caps. When drilling an oil well (*) becomes a liability risk than has the capacity to destroy 100% of all stockholders' equity, then there will be more caution.

      (*) It doesn't even need to be oil industry specific legislation. Generic accountability across the entire sphere of human endeavor, would solve lots of problems, such that this particular oil spill is a mere drop in the ocean. (Ew, poor metaphor.)

      Also, it isn't necessary that limited liability (I'm not talking about the liability cap; I'm talking about the protection given by government (i.e. We The Victims) to officers and stockholders) be extended to all forms of business. A corporate charter need not be an automatic thing. Having the stock drop to $0 can hurt an irresponsible investor, but having to drop to less than $0 is even greater grounds for caution.

    136. Re:Disaster by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

      I don't think having more blame pinned on the president would really help the situation. It'd be better for BP and their bottom line, but fuck'em. But dragging Palin out in front of cameras and sinking her authority like an oil rig wouldn't remove oil from the ocean. Actually, I could see McCain trying to micromanage this thing. Demanding answers, hunting the people that cut corners, making the command to attempt a top-kill. From the technical side I don't think that would help either. Although hunting down execs would be a good thing.

      Or maybe he'd try to stand by the oil industry. The traditional stereotype certainly puts him there. As news came out about BP, all that would happen is that he'd lose face and we'd have another lame duck republican president.

    137. Re:Disaster by Touvan · · Score: 1

      Well, you are talking about the dumb crap the corporate media is whining about - I don't care how much emotion he shows, I don't think it matters.

      What I want is a bold mission statement, a vision - something to get behind. I want him to lead. His problem is he's a process guy, and so he comes off as wishy washy, aimless and emotionless (which is what the no-nothing media has picked up on). He needs to have some kind of vision to point to in all of his messaging. Something different from the Reagan era, something new - something that signifies change is coming. A Green energy push would be nice - or anything that indicates real benefit for working and middle income citizens.

      Ultimately I do think he is just another trickle-down free-market Chicago school of economics failure - but I was hoping he could see the error of his ways, and reach for something a bit more inline with the truest American values. THat's maybe a tall ordre, considering the place the culture in DC is today, but I don't think that's too much to ask.

    138. Re:Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No US state has had foreign relations since 1865.

      I thought u guys still talked to Texas?

    139. Re:Disaster by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      Oh, you wanted an easy solution that didn't entail you having to change your lifestyle any? Try at the next kiosk - there may be a politician willing to lie to you at that one

      Actually I was just hoping for a solution that had a basis in reality and had a hope of actually being pulled off.

      I'll tell you what, when you can figure out a way for me to pay the rent to live close enough to a major city to do what you are asking (remember, everyone else will be moving closer as well), then maybe we can think about your 'solution'.

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    140. Re:Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interestingly enough, the caps were put there by Dems.

    141. Re:Disaster by kefkahax · · Score: 1

      Holy shit, you sound like an American. You fuckin' yankee douche bag. I live here and I can't stand the vast majority of my so-called "kin". Where are you from? Wanna trade? You'd fit in well. Just learn to thoughtlessly bash Mexicans and jokingly make fun of Canada. Drive a hybrid car, after you have 3 kids and call yourself "eco-friendly".

      Put it this way, I can't stand democrats or republicans. I don't even believe in democracy (especially not one run by businessmen and lawyers). It's my belief that any system of government is as flawed as the next, in it's own way. You could have a monarchy and you could be just as "free" as anyone else, if you had a decent leader that actually gave a fuck.

      Fuck BP, Halliburton, Bush, Obama, Transocean and especially, you.

    142. Re:Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To quote Bart Simpson "You're damned if you do, you're damned if you don't"

    143. Re:Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I mean some third world shithole in asia has a tsunami with hundreds of thousands dead and we had fucking air drops mobilized there the very next day (don't know how true that is, but I know it was pretty rapid.....)

      And the airlift sat on the originating airport's tarmac until the host country accepted it and gave permission for the airlift to proceed. Now, think back. What was the one thing missing that blocked FEMA's reaction to Katrina?

    144. Re:Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Originally, that pipe guided a drilling shaft with a drilling head. Shove the shaft back down the hole, this time with an inflatable head. After the flow stops, start pumping in mud/concrete.

      I've come to the conclusion that BP doesn't want to plug the hole. They would lose millions if not billions in drilling cost. What they want to do is cap the drill head and continue to profit from the oil pumped out.

    145. Re:Disaster by Tarsir · · Score: 1
      This ridiculous comment should have been modded the flamebait it is. First of all, America is just one of many (if not all) nations which are addicted to oil. Singling out the US and americans for this is preposterous. Secondly, and more importantly, as much as we all want (or at least, need) oil, no one forced BP to cut corners and be sloppy. And I mean BP specifically. They have a far worse record than other companies.

      Full disclosure: I'm not American.

    146. Re:Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah good idea, why not seize the assets of a foreign oil company, I'm sure that will go down well.

      Hey, give the guy a break. He probably had no idea that (B)ritish (P)etroleum was a foreign oil company.

    147. Re:Disaster by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      Originally, that pipe guided a drilling shaft with a drilling head. Shove the shaft back down the hole, this time with an inflatable head. After the flow stops, start pumping in mud/concrete.

      It takes THOUSANDS of tons to keep it in check, an inflatable head wouldn't last a split second. In fact, that's what was used to push the drilling head down in the first place. Given all the damage it's unlikely they manage to get anything in there without ripping open the whole top of the pipe which would be a disaster of a whole new scale.

      I've come to the conclusion that BP doesn't want to plug the hole. They would lose millions if not billions in drilling cost. What they want to do is cap the drill head and continue to profit from the oil pumped out.

      To put it mildly, you're delusional and irrational. In the full sense of the word. A five year old probably has a better grasp on basic logic than you do. They're already drilling two other wells just to close this one and they're losing tons of oil they'll never get back. The oil they do get back is horribly contaminated and if they ever use it will be after absurdly expensive cleanup. Plus every second the oil is leaking out they're losing tons of money from all the equipment they have there trying to clean things up. By trivial logic it'd be cheaper for them to close this well now and drill a new well near it. Now they save the cost of a two wells (which they're drilling now and which won't ever provide them with oil) and they can get even more oil at a fraction of the cost. The lost lost opportunity cost from all the surface ships they got around this well alone is probably more than they'd ever make from it even if it had worked perfectly.

      Basically this well is useless, it's too damaged to do anything with in the long run except permanently seal up which they'll do once the relief wells are done. The relief wells won't be of much use either I believe so that will be three wells they'd have dug that can never provide them with much oil.

      So in summary, you might consider seeing a psychiatrist for your irrational thoughts.

    148. Re:Disaster by jwhitener · · Score: 1

      Did the Feds have 5 million feet of boom sitting in a warehouse?

      It was my understanding, from listening to an NPR story, that the companies that make booms are working overtime 24/7 to try to make enough boom to meet demand caused by the spill.

    149. Re:Disaster by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      GPS doesn't work underwater at all and there's nothing that can change that.

      (Yes I work for a GPS company).

    150. Re:Disaster by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      The sea floor where the wellhead sits it a bit over 5,000 ft under the surface. The total depth of the well is over 18,000 ft and by some reports over 20,000 ft. That leaves well over 10,000 ft of intervening ground between the oil and the sea bed.

    151. Re:Disaster by jwhitener · · Score: 1

      They should be using 100% of their profit to clean this up imo. And after thats done, they should be sued in civil court for the economic loss to the gulf, hopefully large enough that the company has to sell off assets. You know, actually loose some real value, not just illusionary stock market losses.

      And then after investigation, whoever (whomever) was responsible for cutting corners, like pre drilling relief wells, acoustic cut off switches like other countries require, etc.. should be jailed for cutting those corners, including charges of manslaughter for the 11 dead workers.

    152. Re:Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, drawing YOU out seems fairly easy :-) So.. what's you 'fraid of?

    153. Re:Disaster by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      And the reason they drilled that far below the sea level is because of restrictions on drilling in more shallow water.

      Do you have anything to support that assertion? I heard Monday that they relaxed to offshore drilling moratorium to allow permitted shallow water drilling operations to continue. That would seem to put the lie to your statement.

    154. Re:Disaster by Requiem18th · · Score: 1

      Surely I'm too much into science fiction but I had a wild idea about attaching a GPS repeater to a long string of sensors spread in triplets that could triangulate the position of their immediate nodes, that way even if you only knwo the position of one node, you would know the "shape"/distribution of the chain and get the precise coordinates of the probe.

      But apparently finding the hole wasn't the problem filling it was.

      BTW I'll chose you to comment, wow none of other posts get so much feedback, my rant was apparently a really low hanging apple!

      Thanks.

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    155. Re:Disaster by Requiem18th · · Score: 1

      That's what I was guessing.

      I'm also guessing the segment between the ground and solid rock isn't naked but piped and that the pipe use can't sustain the pressure from closing it from above...

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    156. Re:Disaster by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      From a external point of view, the major difference between the Democrats and Republicans, is that where there is sufficient will and numbers demonstrated by the public the Democrats will listen and act based according to that demonstrated will of the public (real number millions not faked upped thousands). The Republicans will just turn around pretend it doesn't exist and lie about it (basically ask permission from corporations whether they can protect their voter base and be told no).

      So what will be the repercussions for BP, Halliburton and, Transocean, it purely depends upon how many people protest the lack of criminal proceedings against those companies and at least this one time against the corporate executives making the decisions. Voting republican, eg. it's safe like mousse 'er' it's been weathered and the toxins have 'disappeared', can you personally see the underwater plumes, well, that's the choice of not only letting those corporations off the hook but rewarding them for it with more drilling licence experiments.

      If you can not get more independents into government to break up the duopoly, they you are going to have to do the greater leg work (with the placards) and vote for the party that will at least obey the will of the majority when the majority display that will. Don't forget which party supports fenced off compounds for the public expressing their will so the will of the public is "not" publicly expressed.

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    157. Re:Disaster by Xest · · Score: 1

      "First of all, America is just one of many (if not all) nations which are addicted to oil. Singling out the US and americans for this is preposterous."

      Really?

      http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/ene_oil_con-energy-oil-consumption

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_oil_consumption

      No other nation comes close to the US in oil consumption. Regarding the Wikipedia list, and the EU being second, remember that the EU has 535 million people in it and an economy around 15% larger than the US'. The US has a population of 300 million. In other words, the whole of the EU uses only just over 75% of the oil the US does, but has a far larger population and still manages to maintain a far larger economy. In other words, there's no real valid excuse for the US' massive oil consumption.

      "Secondly, and more importantly, as much as we all want (or at least, need) oil, no one forced BP to cut corners and be sloppy."

      No one raise their voice about it either, because it meant they could keep their oil cheap. Just as no one raised a concern about any of the other oil companies who equally cut corners. BP being the ones unfortunate enough that it happened to them, doesn't mean the other oil companies act any differently whatsoever.

      "And I mean BP specifically. They have a far worse record than other companies."

      One single incident is your source to prove they have a far worse record than other companies? That makes no sense whatsoever.

      I guess the inconvenient truth that Exxon mobile itself is currently also responsible for a major underwater oil leak passed many people by, because Africa just can't make the kind of world media noise that Africa can:

      http://saharareporters.com/real-news/sr-headlines/6244-exxonmobil-oil-spill-in-niger-delta-exposes-nigerians-to-poisoned-fish.html

      http://www.aolnews.com/world/article/nigerian-oil-spills-make-exxon-valdez-look-like-drop-in-the-bucket/19483921

      http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/05/opinion/05iht-edejikeme.html

      Do you still think the US is just like every other country in terms of oil addiction? Do you still think BP is somehow unique in it's spill? Feel free to search on the subject a little more to confirm the figures if you don't trust my links.

    158. Re:Disaster by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      And this is why I hate politics so much, no common sense what soever

    159. Re:Disaster by sac13 · · Score: 1

      BP cut corners A LOT, big ones too and it fucked everything up. Perhaps this is a clear argument for GREATER GOVERNMENT REGULATION.

      Except there were regulations in place to prevent this to begin with...

      Making something illegal doesn't stop people from doing it. It just means we can punish them when they do it. The problem here isn't that there wasn't enough regulations. The problem is that there isn't enough teeth in the punishment for those that violate them or the government bureaucrats that didn't enforce them.

      Everytime government talks regulation, the big guys know that it's only about paying lip-service to the populace and as long as they divert enough of their profits to the right politicians (i.e. all of them... both parties are guilty as hell), they can go right on doing what they want while the government ensures that things are so complicated that new competition can't enter the market.

      "Regulation" benefits big business and politicians, not regular people.

    160. Re:Disaster by sac13 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Simple, I want Obama to push for a law that would require all offshore wells to have relief wells drilled PRIOR to striking oil. If there's a blowout, the solution is already in place.

      I'd rather just see criminal charges with serious prison time made an option for screw ups that have major impacts. I don't want the government prescribing "what" to do. I just want them there saying, if you screw things up, you may not see life outside of prison ever again.

      Do you think the guy on the rig would have said keep going after they found chunks of the blowout valve if he knew he may likely go to prison for the rest of his life for a careless decision? He might have, but there most likely wouldn't be another after him once he was rotting in a cell.

    161. Re:Disaster by sac13 · · Score: 1

      Bemusingly, people that preach "government should be small" and "let the free-market take care of itself" and "businesses are more efficient at anything compared to government so get the government out" somehow seem to see no disconnect in complaining about how obama is handling the spill. shouldn't they rally for obama to get out of the way and let BP do it's thing? oh yeah, they're busy at another rally chanting "drill baby, drill".

      on one hand, people want the government to act. on the other, they want to let free-enterprise "do it's thing". you can't have both.

      Me?

      I'm disappointed the oversight agency was in bed (turns out, literally) with whom it was overseeing. Massive failure of government.

      The same company that had the resources and technology to drill that far below the sea level is now citing the fact that the reason it's hard to contain the damage is, well, it's so far below the sea level. If they saw necessary to create the tech to create a hole so far down, it's their responsibility to create the tech to plug that hole - depth perception, great depths etc. certainly didn't stop them when drilling. Massive irresponsibility of "free enterprise".

      The real problem is that whenever government "regulates," it gets "in bed" with whomever it's regulating. I'm one of those "government should be small" people (mainly because I understand it's nigh impossible to effectively manage the immense complexity of modern society). Instead of all the b.s. regulations, we should have a simple law that says if you fuck it up bad enough, you'll be living in a 10x4 for the rest of your life.

      I want government to be able to severely punish people that act carelessly and cause this sort of damage. Clearly, regulation doesn't prevent this sort of thing. Perhaps, if BP's CEO knew that if something like this happened, he really would be wishing he had his life back as he rotted in prison, he would have been making sure that no corners were cut.

      As is, all he had to worry about was just writing a few checks, which isn't much of a deterrent for a company that's worth a quarter of a trillion dollars.

    162. Re:Disaster by hawkfish · · Score: 1

      Yeah good idea, why not seize the assets of a foreign oil company, I'm sure that will go down well.

      Hey, weren't you Americans crying not so long ago when Venezuela did just that to your oil company's assets over there over the past couple of years?

      What about your precious Halliburton for their role in the disaster? or do they get away with it because they're an American company? How would you feel if Europe seized the assets of the likes of Halliburton for their crimes in Iraq? Or the likes of Microsoft and Apple for their market abuse? You'd probably be the first one complaining.

      Seriously, the hypocrisy from Americans over the BP oil disaster is just disgusting.

      Your ad hominem attack is especially amusing because I am British.

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    163. Re:Disaster by Xest · · Score: 1

      Yeah, until you were 4.

      If you're going to try that one it's generally not the brightest idea to have your biography linked on every single post.

      Moving at that age leaves you about as British as McDonalds.

  2. This Isn't A Surprise by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 1

    The whole in the ocean floor has been spewing oil for 50 days. The long term effects of this disaster can't even be imagined yet. BP = Bhopal for the Gulf.

    1. Re:This Isn't A Surprise by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 1

      whole != hole ... just pretend I can type and/or spell.

    2. Re:This Isn't A Surprise by indi0144 · · Score: 1

      You think it's bad?

      http://www.businessinsider.com/confirmed-there-is-a-second-leaking-rig-near-the-deepwater-2010-6

      Different company etc.

    3. Re:This Isn't A Surprise by tomhath · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually, this spill has a long way to go before it approaches the biggest oil spill in the gulf.

    4. Re:This Isn't A Surprise by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 2, Informative

      Deepwater Horizon's estimated to have spilled over 100,000 gallons.

      Ixtoc spilled ~70,000+.

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    5. Re:This Isn't A Surprise by homberto · · Score: 1

      I can't speak to Deepwater Horizon's 100,000 gallon estimate, but you didn't read the linked article to the Ixtoc spill very carefully. The 70,000 estimate was for the oil that actually made it onto the beaches and it was measured in barrels not gallons. So that alone adds up to 2,940,000 gallons. The overall volume of the spill was esitmated at 3,000,000 barrels so that would be 126,000,000 gallons at 42 gallons per barrel.

  3. Re:First plume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Oh, wait...

  4. Perfect! by g8oz · · Score: 1

    All in one spot hopefully. Let me get my straw.

    I... drink... your... milkshake!

  5. Meanwhile by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Obama still hasn't spoken to BP’s CEO Tony Hayward.

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    1. Re:Meanwhile by MikeMacK · · Score: 4, Funny

      What's he gonna say, "You're doin' a heckuva job, Tony!"

    2. Re:Meanwhile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read the link

      http://www.businessinsider.com/jon-stewart-on-oil-spill-2010-6

      I can't believe how a guy can go from almost worship to mockery.

      This president is putting his personal ideology before his obligations as president.

    3. Re:Meanwhile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, I didn't know it was possible for Obama to do something on principle. Guess I was wrong! Good job, Barry! You'll have my vote next time, just for the balls it took to snub scum like Hayward.

    4. Re:Meanwhile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's he gonna say, "You're doin' a heckuva job, Tony!"

      Actually, that would be a lot more help than this infantile, irresponsible, CYA finger-pointing from the White House.

      President Furious, the Blamer-in-Chief is not what we need.

    5. Re:Meanwhile by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      What's he gonna say, "You're doin' a heckuva job, Tony!"

      No, there's a whole line of bureaucrats that actually work for Obama that he can say that to, with the same irony as Bush with 'Brownie.'

  6. Industry self-regulation in action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is the kind of thing conservatives want to bring to every aspect of your life; when Grover Norquist talks about drowning government in a bathtub, the tub is full of crude oil and dead fish.

    1. Re:Industry self-regulation in action by sunspot42 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Flamebait? Maybe. True? You betcha!

      No corporation should be allowed to grow large enough that it can't be drowned in a bathtub.

    2. Re:Industry self-regulation in action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No corporation should be allowed to grow large enough that it can't be drowned in a bathtub.

      Neither should government.

    3. Re:Industry self-regulation in action by tsotha · · Score: 1

      Aaaaaaand the strawman goes down for the count!

    4. Re:Industry self-regulation in action by linzeal · · Score: 1

      You have an example where self-regulation was not abused? I could not find any.

    5. Re:Industry self-regulation in action by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

        Excuse me if this has been coined before. Probably has, but I'm going to take a stab at it anyway, my definition:

        Churchill's Law: The first rebuttal to any discussion about any subject that remotely touches on politics will contain a partisan argument.

        I'm sick of this shit.

      SB

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    6. Re:Industry self-regulation in action by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

        Agreed, thanks.

        Anyone who finds any cognitive dissonance between my previous post a couple minutes ago and this post really needs to reexamine their assumptions. ;-)

        Sorry for being late to the party.

      SB

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    7. Re:Industry self-regulation in action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We need bigger bathtubs.

    8. Re:Industry self-regulation in action by iamhigh · · Score: 1

      Exactly what is "partisan" about wanting government regulation on activities that have the ability to ruin major parts of our economy/environment? Sure, it's the Republican mantra right now, but in reality most Americans are perfectly fine with regulation on those who have the ability to affect an inordinate amount of lives, such as BP.

      Perhaps I can counter with a new law in addition to yours...

      High Guy's Law: Any basic truth that counters a partisan belief will be spun into "partisan" tactics within 5 replies.

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    9. Re:Industry self-regulation in action by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      Since none of the top rated comments listed what should have been listed in the OP instead of "scientists are in awe", I am, sorry, highjacking your top top-rated comment to post this snippet:

      "Researchers aboard the F.G. Walton Smith vessel briefed reporters on a two-week cruise in which they traced an underwater oil plum 15 miles wide, 3 miles long and about 600 feet thick. The plume's core is 1,100 to 1,300 meters below the surface, they said."

      If there is already a comment with this information, then upvote that comment making it +5

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    10. Re:Industry self-regulation in action by Anarchitektur · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. And we can do that in two ways: 1. stop giving corporations the rights of individuals, and 2. go back to the pre-Rockafeller days of 10 year corporate charters (or even less, preferably)

    11. Re:Industry self-regulation in action by XorNand · · Score: 1

      +5 Insightful? The world does not exist in black and white. You know those chip fabs that Intel and AMD uses to make the processor in your computer? They typically cost anywhere from $1-4 billion dollars to build. Some things simply cannot be accomplished by small businesses and require the resources of large corporations.

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    12. Re:Industry self-regulation in action by sammy+baby · · Score: 1

      Bonus. Party time in the tub!

    13. Re:Industry self-regulation in action by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

        You seem to have something backwards, if I understand your post correctly. The Reps are the ones who have been trying to remove gov reg on industries like that, the Dems want more.

        Of course the line between the parties is blurring more and more...

        However, I wasn't talking about removing gov regs - as far as my political beliefs go, I'm a rational anarchist in the Heinlein sense, however I do support gov regulation of industry, mostly because the gov is the only power that can force greedy asshats to clean up their own shit and behave like civilized human beings. That of course is assuming the government isn't run by the asshats ;-)

        In any case my post was meant more as a commentary on political commentary, as it were; it seems that this is the way things go in political "discussions" and it brought to my mind what Churchill said about democracies.

        I like High Guy's Law - it works, as well, and is so very, very true...

      SB

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    14. Re:Industry self-regulation in action by sunspot42 · · Score: 1

      It's a good thing you didn't waste too much time blowdrying that strawman.

      To use your example, there's no reason why several smaller companies couldn't pool their resources to build a chip fab. In fact, large corporations already pool their resources for major projects they'd certainly be capable of undertaking themselves, just to spread the risk among the parties involved.

      Beyond that, AMD only has a market cap of a comparatively paltry $5.12 billion. It's already bathtub sized in comparison to, say, BP (with a market cap of $91 billion - it was $180 billion a few years ago).

      The world may not "exist in black and white", but it's pretty black and white that enormous multinational corporations have not and cannot be effectively regulated. They need to be broken up in to smaller manageable, responsible entities, ones which are not capable of hijacking national governments and appropriating taxpayer money to pay for their own fraud and/or incompetence.

  7. Spill Baby Spill! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    :-P

  8. awed at the size and density? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    So, is it as big as Glenn Beck's ego and as dense as Limbaugh?

    Jeez - this is scary - captcha is 'tyranny'

  9. It's only 5.6 E12 gallons in the one plume... by BubbaDave · · Score: 0

    5.6 trillion gallons, assuming 15 miles wide, 3 miles long and about 600 feet thick is correct...

    Dave

    1. Re:It's only 5.6 E12 gallons in the one plume... by senorbum · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Uhh, what? They aren't talking about 100% oil in this plume...............

    2. Re:It's only 5.6 E12 gallons in the one plume... by BubbaDave · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, but it ain't 5 trillion gallons of seawater, either.

      About 26,000 sq miles one foot deep in oily water...

      Ya just gotta love those big numbers.

      Dave

  10. Underwater Oil Plume NOT Confirmed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most of this stuff is just squid ink.

    And those sad pelican shots weren't covered in oil, but merely whale poop.

    1. Re:Underwater Oil Plume NOT Confirmed by emt377 · · Score: 2, Funny

      And those sad pelican shots weren't covered in oil, but merely whale poop.

      It's the pelicans who chose to take an unauthorized swim in BP's crude.

  11. pics or gtfo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No pictures to be had, sad panda.

  12. B.P. Confirms Oxygen In Atmosphere, +1, Helpful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Start with the Top Thugs and work down.

    Yours In Novosibirsk,
    Kilgore Trout

  13. America's Funniest Oil Spill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think everyone will agree that the BP oil stories would be much better if we dubbed in slide whistles, boink sounds, and Bob Sagget's voice.

    America, america, this is you!

  14. Nothing to do but wait by linzeal · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't think people quite appreciate how difficult it is to remove oil from the ecosystem when things like cleaning the birds is considered futile, the dispersant may be longer acting than the oil and the median time for complete recovery is looking to be in the decades. Any solution that does not prevent future blow outs from happening in the first place is far too expensive to justify, its sort of sad that it is cheaper just to ignore the gulf coast and fish and vacation somewhere else till the pollution dies down. It may make for good TV viewing but I for one would rather see them invest billions to prevent another disaster instead of making largely cosmetic changes to the gulf coast that may lull people into a false sense of security.

    1. Re:Nothing to do but wait by catmistake · · Score: 2, Insightful

      but... Gulf of Mexico... of the Gulf Stream, one of Earth's strongest currents. The oil isn't going to stay there, in the Gulf. Cuba, Jamaica, Bahamas, Florida's east coast, most of the US eastern seaboard, and probably even England and Western Africa will have some of BP's shit in their eyes, eventually.

    2. Re:Nothing to do but wait by MozeeToby · · Score: 4, Informative

      Any solution that does not prevent future blow outs from happening in the first place is far too expensive to justify

      Huh? I was under the impression that many jurisdictions have rules stating that relief wells must be drilled in advance. Granted, you'd still have a blow out, and it would probably take a few days to get the necessary equipment and supplies in place to perform the bottom kill, but the leak would be pretty short lived compared to what we are seeing today. Also, Shell is, as I write this, building containment domes over many of their wells that would significantly reduce the problem as well. So it seems to me that there are economical ways to reduce the impact such an event would have. Oh, and that's even ignoring the fact that the spill was caused because BP was breaking the rules that are already in place and cutting corners to save money.

    3. Re:Nothing to do but wait by Bobke · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wikipedia has some intersting info about this particular dispersant:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corexit

      The oil film will be dispersed in small droplets which intermix with the seawater. The oil is then not only distributed in two dimensions but is dispersed in three and it is about 10 times as toxic.

    4. Re:Nothing to do but wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pre-drilling relief wells is only a requirement off Alaska, and it's only done there because there's only a couple of months each year it's possible to do it in - basically, because if they didn't the wells there could leak for a year before being stopped.

      The catch is that pre-drilling a relief drastically increases the chances of a collapse in the first place, so requiring it everywhere would make events like this more common.

    5. Re:Nothing to do but wait by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      please don't ever link to tree hugger to support your claims. everytime you do i'm forced to club a baby seal to balance out the bullshit they spew.

      Please don't ever link to Fox News to support your claims. Every time you do, I'm forced to throw a capitalist running dog in the gulag ... etc.

      You see how stupid that sounds? If you have a problem with the source (which, BTW, links to a Der Spiegel article; perhaps you consider that to be Eurotrash socialist garbage, but in the real world, it's considered one of the most trustworthy mainstream news sources on the planet) then fine -- give a source you consider more credible, and say why.

      Better yet, don't argue with the source, argue with the data. If you can.

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    6. Re:Nothing to do but wait by boxwood · · Score: 1

      It'll be very diluted by the time it gets that far.

    7. Re:Nothing to do but wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Any solution that does not prevent future blow outs from happening in the first place is far too expensive to justify"

      Okay. [Cuts USA oil production by ~33% and natural gas production by ~13%]

      Also, I presume any solution that does not prevent future plane crashes should also mean airlines should be grounded.

      Accidents will happen. It's part of the cost of using the stuff at all, and, yeah, it's a BIG cost that's always been there as a risk and that I think people are finally starting to clue into. Few people in the USA cared about the blowouts and other oil spills elsewhere in the world that happen from time-to-time. Not on their shores, so who cares? Now that it's on the Gulf Coast instead of remote Alaska or Indonesia, they care. Good.

      Should we do better with safety? Yes. Should we severely penalize companies and people who cut corners? Yes. But beware of setting the bar for safety so ridiculously high that the practical repercussions are severe.

      I'm so tired of the fact that people don't understand the real situation here. Can the USA easily drop 33% of it's oil production? Good luck with that. People who think they can simply decide tomorrow to "stop offshore drilling" if they wanted to do so, or drill twice as many wells (1 well + one simultaneous relief well) do not understand the scale of the problem they are messing with. The world produces an average of ~85 million barrels of oil a day. The USA consumes about 20 million barrels a day, more than any other country by more than 2x. The USA produces about 7 million barrels a day, a number which has been in decline since the 1970s, and about ~33% of which comes from the offshore Gulf Coast. DO THE MATH. Signing a petition or writing your representative to demand perfect safety or cancellation of offshore drilling is a foolish idea, because perfect safety is impossible and, no, you probably can't afford to do without offshore drilling. Companies aren't drilling in exotic and expensive areas like this because it's easy money, they're drilling here because all the easy stuff has already been found and is in decline. Worse, even if you did stop drilling, guess what? You make it up in imports. Guess how those get into the country? With the exception of Canada and Mexico, usually by oil tankers, which could possibly run around or be trashed in a storm and spill the same stuff in the same spot.

      If you really want a way to be as safe as you claim you do, then don't use oil. Everybody. It is the equivalent of not flying in order to prevent plane crashes from occurring, and is the only way to stop something like this from ever happening again. Find alternatives and use them exclusively. And if you can't do that now and won't make the heavy investments and personal changes necessary to make it happen in the future, then your heart may be in the right place but you will never solve the problem. The risk will always be hanging over your head.

      More realistically, the thing to demand is improved safety, more oversight, more research into containment systems for the inevitable accidents that will still occur despite our best efforts, and continued drilling. Simultaneously we must demand enormous investment in the alternatives that will be used more and more as the supply of conventional oil eventually dwindles. Ideally, we could also try to decrease consumption, but it's pretty tough to convince people. If you want to make a difference, buy an efficient car, bicycle, and invest in public transit systems. It's not impossible. But if all people do as a result of this disaster is "blame BP", then we'll just be blaming someone else when this happens all over again in 20 years. Rage at something useful for a change.

    8. Re:Nothing to do but wait by ZeBam.com · · Score: 1

      It is not inconceivable that it will continue to vent petroleum for months or years, even in the presence of relief wells. At very least you will have the oil that managed to come out before enough relief wells were drilled to reduce the flow to something relatively minor. That's a few months away. Even then you will have some non-zero leakage until they manage to seal it up for good.

    9. Re:Nothing to do but wait by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Pre-drilling relief wells is only a requirement off Alaska

      It's also a requirement in Canada (and possibly more, that's just the one I know), for wells in the Arctic. It's not a requirement to drill the well simultaneously, though, but within the same season (and for reasons similar to those you gave).

      Ironically, BP has the audacity to lobby Canadian government to change that policy days before the whole mess in the Gulf started.

    10. Re:Nothing to do but wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He is talking about the billions being spent on cosmetic cleanup when we should be either A) making it safer or B) researching renewables.

    11. Re:Nothing to do but wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with you about BP's rule breaking, but strongly disagree about requirements to drill a relief well simultaneously with the "production" well. If one drills a relief well at the same time as they are drilling a production well and if the relief well blows out, does the production well become the relief well's relief well?

      AFIK there are no jurisdictions that require drilling relief wells at the same time. Canada has a regulation that a company must show they have the capability to drill a relief well in the same drilling season as they are drilling their production wells. Harper is or was on his way to gutting that regulation though.

      There was a litany of safety violations in the days and hours leading up to the disaster that killed eleven men, and is threatening to be in the top ten worst spills thus far. The BOP hydraulic oil leak discovered before they displaced the drilling mud was likely the most egregious. That and the fact that said BOPs had no means of actuating them using remote vehicles if something did go wrong. Bah! It is sickening.

    12. Re:Nothing to do but wait by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

        Looking at it that way, the whole planet already benefits from the byproducts of our industrial civilization.

        SB

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    13. Re:Nothing to do but wait by shadowbearer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

        Every time you do, I'm forced to throw a capitalist running dog in the gulag ...

        If only we could... it's a long list...

      SB

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    14. Re:Nothing to do but wait by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      In short, you find a turd in your coffee, and "deal" with it by pushing it under the surface before you swallow it down.

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    15. Re:Nothing to do but wait by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

      I think the important bit is that he admits to clubbing baby seals. You see, he's admitting that the only way to deal with too much Liberalism, is to destroy Nature a little bit more -- for balance.

      Why don't these Free-Market anti-tree-hugger types ever say; "I'm going to make a business 20% bigger to hire more people -- just to wash away the Liberal inefficiency"? The opposite of a Tree-Hugger is DEATH. So, you know, this dude is pro-death, and he's sick of all your anti-death bias.

      I just wonder about all the people parroting the "Natural oil leaks in the ocean" meme that seemed to be accepted without at least the peer review of 500 Weathermen and a Hedge fund from Russia. Let's wait until we get all the data before we support the "Natural Oil Leak" theory -- unless of course, it results in the deaths of baby seals, then of course we can rubber stamp it.

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    16. Re:Nothing to do but wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently you are confused about the "relief" well's purpose. Only one is needed and it isn't meant as pressure relief. They need an alternate route to the well to effectively regain control of it and properly kill/seal it.

    17. Re:Nothing to do but wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      please don't ever link to tree hugger to support your claims. everytime you do i'm forced to club a baby seal to balance out the bullshit they spew.

      Please don't ever link to Fox News to support your claims. Every time you do, I'm forced to throw a capitalist running dog in the gulag ... etc.

      Actually I'd say it sounds great. I'd love to see people argue using reliable and neutral research/articles.

  15. easier to recover? by sloth+jr · · Score: 1

    I'd think that a more-or-less conglomerated area of oil will make recovery processes easier. I'd like to see these recovery processes footed by BP, and the resultant sale of the recovered crude denied BP and used instead to fund environmental cleanup.

    1. Re:easier to recover? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you sound tiresome...

    2. Re:easier to recover? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.bp.com/genericarticle.do?categoryId=2012968&contentId=7062799

  16. Volume by Hatta · · Score: 4, Interesting

    At 15 miles x 3 miles x 600ft that's 21,314,566,152 cubic meters. At .5ppm (absolute minimum, from TFA), that's 10,657 cubic meters of pure oil. Google tells me that 10657 cubic meters converts to 67,030 barrels. This thing has been going on for 49 days now, so we're talking about at least 1367 barrels of oil per day in this plume alone.

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    1. Re:Volume by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

      Well, that seems like a lot less than the 20,000 to 100,000 barrels of oil figures that I've been reading on CNN, in the LA Times, and so on. Then again, I don't know how many of these plumes there are...but unless there are 15 - 95 of them....

    2. Re:Volume by JumpDrive · · Score: 1

      So where is the other 931,000 barrels of oil?
      We have at least 2 more months minimum of 1000 barrels of oil being dumped in the gulf.

    3. Re:Volume by Graff · · Score: 1

      At 15 miles x 3 miles x 600ft that's 21,314,566,152 cubic meters. At .5ppm (absolute minimum, from TFA), that's 10,657 cubic meters of pure oil.

      Except what's the exact shape of the plume? Cubic? Spheroid? Most likely it's some sort of odd, elongated shape. Now what's the density of the oil at different points, is it mostly 0.5 ppm or does it vary greatly?

      My point is that these sort of back-of-the-napkin calculations don't serve any useful purpose because they can be off by quite a bit. That's why we need a thorough scientific survey to come up with more detailed information than these simple numbers. Until we have that there's no use in throwing around useless statistics.

      No matter what the size of the plume it's going to be a small blip in the overall world environment. The Gulf Stream itself is around 30 million cubic metres per second of flow past Florida. 10 thousand cubic meters of oil is paltry compared to that rate of flow. Yeah, in the short term there will be some animals affected and maybe we'll have a bloom of microorganisms feeding on the oil but it'll quickly clear once the source is capped.

      Lets put it all in perspective. It's been approximately 49 days since the accident. That's about 4 million seconds. 30 million cubic meters times 4 million seconds equals 1.2x10^14 cubic meters of water. Your calculations estimate the plume at around 1.1x10^4 cubic meters of oil. This means that the Gulf Stream over the last 49 days is 10 billion times larger than the amount of oil in that plume. That amount of oil is literally a drop in the ocean.

      The biggest effect will be in areas where the oil can gather and sit, such as wetlands and coves. The positive thing about those areas is they are easier to identify and target in cleanup efforts than a large, diffuse plume in the Gulf of Mexico.

      Now, I'm not saying that this isn't a serious accident or anything. It surely is serious, but it's just not as bad of a long-term disaster as some alarmists are making it out to be. We'll cap the well, do some cleanup, and then move on. The environment will be affected a bit, some animals will die, we'll have to test fish to make sure that they are still fit for consumption. In the future we'll have to come up with better ways of preventing and handling spills. Life will move on.

    4. Re:Volume by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 3, Informative

      0.5 PPM is the MAXIMUM concentration found, not the minimum.

      The actual report shows average analysis results about 0.2 ppb.

      That would mean about 1000 barrels spread out over 1000's of cubic miles.

      Here is the link to the original NOAA report.

      http://www.noaanews.noaa.gov/stories2010/PDFs/noaa_weatherbird_analysis.pdf

      The press is totally misrepresenting the results of this report.

       

    5. Re:Volume by Kirijini · · Score: 1

      Your calculations estimate the plume at around 1.1x10^4 cubic meters of oil... That amount of oil is literally a drop in the ocean.

      No, it literally is not.

    6. Re:Volume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      0.2ppb?? 0.5ppm max? Not much of a "plume", more like the faintest whiff.

      "The press is totally misrepresenting the results of this report."

      No kidding. But why should this data be any different from the poor quality of the rest of their reporting related to this event when it comes to anything scientific or engineering-related?

      And, of course, the best part of the reporting is the fact that their web pages hardly ever bother to cite the link to the original reports or raw data. The press needs a heavy dose of [citation needed].

  17. Whether or not you are trolling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And whether or not talking to the CEO would help at all... This is very relevant clip. The relevant parts are from 4:40 forwards (though I would suggest watching at least from 3:30 forwards as it is a nice clip). http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-june-1-2010/the-spilling-fields

  18. Re:First plume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lucky, the second oil leak will fix the first YAY!

    http://www.cnbc.com/id/37575052

  19. Where are the attacks? by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 0

    During and after Katrina everyone attacked Bush, often very personal attacks for the Federal and even state responses to that event.

    Yet here we are nearly two months after this started and there has been very little vitriolic attacking on the current President.

    Why is that I wonder? The Obama administration was in charge of the offices at the Interior that oversaw this and no changes were made. The Justice Department could have been turned on to BP and people could be in jail right now, but nothing was done.

    The Bush response to Katrina was hampered by a bad official at FEMA and crappy mayors and Louisiana state officials. Now we are seeing much more widespread failures with the Federal response and coverups by the Federal government yet where is the anger?

    Not even half the hate directed at Bush for Katrina is present here for BP.

    So...do people just not care about the eastern Gulf of Mexico or are people scared to criticize the Obama administration?

    I didn't vote for him in 2008, but if he came out fighting against BP and proactive, I'll vote for him in 2012, but with the response so far, not a chance I'll vote for him and his Carter-esque do nothing response to a crisis.

    1. Re:Where are the attacks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      what's he supposed to do? throw on some snorkel gear and swim down and close it himself? The military already said they don't have the ability to manage an oil pipe that has the estimated 12,000psi that this thing is pumping out. They have said that the oil companies are far better equipped to deal with something like this. So what the F do you idiots that keep saying this bs want obama to do when the F'n oil companies that caused this problem aren't capable of fixing their own crap? Damn armchair engineers... if it's so easy you come up with a plan to stop a oil geyser at a mile below the ocean surface genius.. lets hear it! And try to use something that won't spread nuclear waste all over the place while you're at it.

      You're a F'n moron. Please STFU. Your bush administration was the group that deregulated everything that allowed this kind of crap to happen in the first place.

    2. Re:Where are the attacks? by Albinoman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Maybe because Bush has far better ties to oil than Obama? Maybe because the dikes that failed were built by Army Corps of Engineers, employed by the US government? Maybe because there all there was to do with Katrina is to clean it up (It's not like the hurricane hovered there for months on end)? What do you want him to do, swim down 5000 feet and plug the hole with his huge biceps? If Bush were in office we'd probably be invading Great Britain right now.

    3. Re:Where are the attacks? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Asking "where's the critcism?" means you haven't been paying attention. There's tons of criticism in mainstream press. I see it every day as I track the news on the spill.

      Why's he getting off better than Bush did with Katrina? Well, probably because he sacked the MMS head who screwed up instead of telling her that she did "a heckuva job". Little things like appearing to recognize when somebody has not, in fact, done a heckuva job seems to count for something.

      I want to see more housecleaning at MMS and I'm quite disappointed that there hasn't been signs of it, yet. But then there's the AG's criminal investigation, which if half the things said about what BP did and didn't do before the spill are true is warranted. And then there's that outside of mobilizing the Coast Guard, what can the government do about the spill itself? All the people who can actually do something about it are in private industry. We're not talking about ferrying people out of a flooded area, we're talking about fixing something in an environment where it's never been fixed before.

      And while I would agree with the hypothetical comment that the government should take more direct control over the actions of the oil companies in order to fix it, that's actually not a simple thing to do. We already have plenty of critics even in Congress saying that the regulatory action Obama has taken and has promised to take are going to have a stifling effect on private industry in the gulf. Hey idjits, I want to say to them, if this is what they're going to do then I want to stifle the ever loving fuck out of them.

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    4. Re:Where are the attacks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simple psychology...

      Katrina was a natural disaster. With nobody to blame for it occurring, people blame the guy at the top for a slow federal response.

      BP's oil spill was a manmade disaster. BP is quite clearly responsible for causing the mess, so there is little need to point the finger at anybody else.

      Besides, Obama isn't going around telling BP they are doing a heckuva job, and congratulating them....

    5. Re:Where are the attacks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      obama's chief of staff was involved in a tax dodge when he was in congress. he was getting an apartment rent free from a guy who is a high-level media consultant for BP. Obama was also the top recipient of BP bash during the election:

      http://www.opensecrets.org/news/2010/04/on-thursday-oil-giant-bp.html

      and his energy secretary, the guy working with BP to "plug the damn hole" previous ran a $500,000,000 project funded by, you guessed it, BP.

      don't kid yourself, both parties have significant ties to the oil industry.

    6. Re:Where are the attacks? by DragonWriter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      During and after Katrina everyone attacked Bush, often very personal attacks for the Federal and even state responses to that event.

      True, and for good reason.

      Yet here we are nearly two months after this started and there has been very little vitriolic attacking on the current President.

      In the real world, actually, there have been very frequent, very vitriolic attacks on the current President, and a widespread labelling in the media of the spill as his Katrina, beginning very shortly after the spill began.

      The Justice Department could have been turned on to BP and people could be in jail right now, but nothing was done.

      Actually, the Justice Departmen has been turned on BP. Unfortunately -- from your apparent perspective -- the US Constitution doesn't allow the federal government to arbitrarily detain people for potential crimes. You have to investigate and have evidence first.

    7. Re:Where are the attacks? by supercrisp · · Score: 1

      I think this oil spill is a little more abstract than seeing one of our continent's major cities inundated and its populace not only more or less abandoned but for the major response to be the allocation of armed troops to the area. Further, New Orleans and its black citizens have a bad history that would make people likely to be suspicious. Yes, this is a mess. But what exactly would have happened if Obama had said no offshore drilling? Wouldn't that have made Palin and other Republicans ecstatic for just one more "look at the commie negro" opportunity? Frankly, the whole political scene in the US is a cesspit, and it's because we already live in the world imagined in Idiocracy. From the gutted schools to the sycophantic media to the narcissistic and selfish populace, we're all to blame for this. Just turn up the AC, turn on the tube, crank up Red Dead Carjack, lean back and enjoy the coast into oblivion.

    8. Re:Where are the attacks? by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1, Troll

      Sigh.... did you not pay attention to what people were blaming Bush for? Here, I'll list them out:
      1) Putting a guy in charge of FEMA who had been kicked out of his commissioner position at a Horse association
      2) Telling the head of FEMA "Heck'uva job, Brownie" when it was patently obvious that FEMA was bungling what little responsibility it had.

      So far, the person in charge of the government organization that was supposed to monitor BP is gone, and there isn't anything legal that Obama can personally do to fix the issue. Unless, as others said, you suggest he put on a snorkel and plug the leak himself.

      So: what is exactly that you mean by "coming out fighting against BP" and "proactive"? Cross-reference with what has already been done and what is legal. Thank you.

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    9. Re:Where are the attacks? by HockeyPuck · · Score: 1

      During and after Katrina everyone attacked Bush

      We should be attacking Obama about Katrina because, while the touristy French Quarter is back to normal, the ninth ward still looks like the day after Katrina hit.

      American's have such a short memory that we..

      -sent relief to Katrina victims until Haiti happened,
      -sent relief to Haiti victims until the BP Oil spill happened,

       

    10. Re:Where are the attacks? by lotho+brandybuck · · Score: 4, Insightful
      If we had Carter for a second term, we'd have been running more efficient, certainly energy wise and probably financially as well.

      This country started going to hell in a handbasket when we replaced a trained nuclear engineer/sub driver with an actor that made people feel good.

    11. Re:Where are the attacks? by c++0xFF · · Score: 1

      While I agree with you completely ... that wasn't his point. Whether or not Obama could have done anything is irrelevant; public perception of what he should be doing is what the post is complaining about.

      Besides, this isn't just a problem of sealing the well -- there's the cleanup to deal with too. We can't just leave that up to BP. Make them pay later? Sure. But mobilize now to protect and prevent.

    12. Re:Where are the attacks? by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

      If Bush were in office we'd probably be invading Great Britain right now.

      That doesn't make any sense whatsoever. First off, Great Britain actually has ties to BP, so it wouldn't fit in with Bush's track record of going after completely unrelated entities a-la Afghanistan/Iraq style. Secondly, Great Britain would be far too obvious a target since they could actually be implicated in the BP fuck ups through corrupt officials. It would make much more sense for Bush to attack someone that has some cloudy, uncertain, unlinked nature with BP...someone like India. See, Great Britain also has crappy beaches and India's beaches are nice and warm and sandy, so there is that added benefit. Besides that, the gulf stream is supposed to make Britain's beaches get FUBARED as well, so no, it's much better to avoid Mother Britain all together.

      If Bush were still president, we wouldn't even speak of Britain. We'd be much more likely to invade India for being a colony of rebels that attacked our great ally Britain so many years ago. An ally, mind you, that is trying to reduce our gas prices so we could drive our SUVs to the Longhorn's game this weekend. Besides, we already have troops somewhat near India so the logistics make more sense. On top of that, India has been launching satellites lately and discovered water on the moon (the same moon that Bush wants to colonize one day) before we did, so they are trying to beat us to our own manifest destiny amongst the stars. Besides, since those satellites are launched on rockets, and rockets are what the Russians used to talk about attacking the US with in combination with WMD's, India probably has WMDs.

      So yeah, India is definitely a threat and needs to be invaded right away. Besides, I hear they aren't a good Christian nation like real civilizations...they worship some seven armed Goddess or something and actually believe in reincarnation, pagan devils. It's time to stop India's encroachment on our rights once and for all!

      ...

      Errrr....what were we talking about again?

    13. Re:Where are the attacks? by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      Here;
      http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1679466&cid=32502780

      and here;
      http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1679466&cid=32502842

      and several other places, but I'd need to look further than this page to find them. As I've already done more than you, I don't see the need to look further.

    14. Re:Where are the attacks? by mayko · · Score: 1

      US Constitution doesn't allow the federal government to arbitrarily detain people for potential crimes.

      Not that our government should be allowed to... but all we'd have to do is label them potential (eco?) terrorists and we'd be able to lock them up for years without trial or substantial evidence.

    15. Re:Where are the attacks? by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      there has been very little vitriolic attacking on the current President

      What planet do you live on?

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    16. Re:Where are the attacks? by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      Exactly my point. During Katrina people expected Bush to go fix it personally, I point out the double standard and you do some Bush bashing.

      Thanks for making my point.

    17. Re:Where are the attacks? by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They do it all the time with terrorists. Someone doesn't blow up a crappy bomb in Times Square and he is in Federal custody in hours, but the CEOs of BP are running around scot-free?

    18. Re:Where are the attacks? by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      They could federalize the state guards and get them to cleaning up. They could start a FEMA organized clean up and put forth a jobs program starting right now to get those people whose industries will be destroyed new jobs.

    19. Re:Where are the attacks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Why's he getting off better than Bush did with Katrina? Well, probably because he sacked the MMS head who screwed up instead of telling her that she did "a heckuva job". Little things like appearing to recognize when somebody has not, in fact, done a heckuva job seems to count for something."

      Obama also didn't fly off to Asia to keep his planned engagements there, as Bush did with his scheduled political events the day Katrina made landfall. I mean, what the !$!#%! was Bush thinking? When the disaster that people had been worrying about for decades finally shows up, with a few days of pretty accurate warnings it was about to happen, he should have been in the situation room, not flying off to New Mexico and California. Heck, I wonder if he played golf that day.

    20. Re:Where are the attacks? by agrif · · Score: 1

      During and after Katrina everyone attacked Bush, often very personal attacks for the Federal and even state responses to that event.

      Yet here we are nearly two months after this started and there has been very little vitriolic attacking on the current President.

      Hurricanes are well-studied and predictable, to some extent. Bush saw Katrina coming, he knew where it would hit, he knew how strong it was, and he was told how devastating it could be, and it was still a failure.

      Oil leaks are not predictable. They're an eventuality, yes, and they're preventable, yes, but there was no weather report saying "tommorrow, 70% chance of massive explosion on oil rig. Take an umbrella."

    21. Re: Where are the attacks? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      Yet here we are nearly two months after this started and there has been very little vitriolic attacking on the current President.

      News must be slow to reach whatever planet you live on. The anti-anything-not-Republican crowd was calling it "Obama's Katrina" about 3 days after the leak hit the news.

      Also, it's not clear what usa.gov can do. So far as I know, they don't have the equipment for fighting underwater oil leaks.

      (Not to imply that I think Obama is anything but just another do-nothing-Democrat.)

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    22. Re:Where are the attacks? by coaxial · · Score: 1

      During and after Katrina everyone attacked Bush, often very personal attacks for the Federal and even state responses to that event.

      Yet here we are nearly two months after this started and there has been very little vitriolic attacking on the current President.

      Why is that I wonder? The Obama administration was in charge of the offices at the Interior that oversaw this and no changes were made. The Justice Department could have been turned on to BP and people could be in jail right now, but nothing was done.

      I'll field this one.

      Why is the difference between Deepwater and Katrina? Well multiple reasons. First, Katrina was a natural disaster, and Deepwater was a man-made one, no matter how many times BP and anti-government apologists claim it was a "natural disaster" or an "Act of God". While not all the facts are in, it's looking increasingly likely criminal negligence and lack of proper enforcement of regulations due to long time corruption in the Mines and Minerals Service are to blame. The government has always had a role in the preparation and recovery after natural disasters. In fact, there's a whole agency dedicated just to that, the Federal Emergency Management Agency. States and even large cities have similar agencies. Man made disasters? Not so much. The government simply doesn't have the tools or expertise in repairing deepwater drills. It never did. Now we can argue whether or not the government should have the tools and the expertise in-house for future events, but it has never had this. Second, Katrina had warning. Days of warning for Katrina specifically, and years of warning about the possibility. Sadly, the devastation of Katrina pretty much played out exactly as predicted. The Bush Administration simply failed to prepare because he appointed political allies instead of the (albeit recent) tradition of professional emergency managers. Finally, and this is the biggest difference. The economic and human toll of the two disasters are simply incomparable. The death toll for Katrina is literally 100 times greater. The economic impact is equally disproportionate.

      You talk about coverups, but the only coverup I'm aware of is BP's not the government's. Keep in mind, BP was repeatedly denying access to the site by outsiders and providing the absurdly low estimates. Not the Coast Guard, nor any other government agency.

    23. Re:Where are the attacks? by coaxial · · Score: 1

      Heck, I wonder if he played golf that day.

      Probably. Even war couldn't stop his game.

    24. Re:Where are the attacks? by hey! · · Score: 1

      Except that Katrina was something the government was supposed to be equipped and prepared to do. We have FEMA and the national guard (although a lot the Guard and its equipment was in Iraq at the time).

      The government does not have its own petroleum engineering capabilities. Are you suggesting we should have a national petroleum company, like Venezuela does?

      If there's a hurricane or similar disaster on land that Obama gets a free pass on, you'd have a point. But here we have a case where the standards are different because the situations are different. It wouldn't be rational to expect the same kind of response from the government to both these situations. Yes, they're both disasters, but they're completely different kinds of disasters.

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    25. Re:Where are the attacks? by hey! · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's funny, because I think sacking the head of the MMS, while probably politically necessary, wasn't really a reasonable action.

      Birnbaum took office on July 15 2009. She was taking over the most notoriously corrupt and ineffective agency in the Federal Government. The permits for DWH had already been issued, and the relaxation of safeguards that might have prevented the disaster had taken place six years earlier. Any revision of the policy could not have been made in time to prevent the disaster.

      So there is no reasonable way that Birnbaum could have been expected to avert this disaster in the 9 months she was in office. It was entirely a political gesture. They'd already decided MMS was so broken it couldn't be fixed, and they were going to split it up and move its functions to other agencies. So Birbaum's "resignation" was purely symbolic.

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    26. Re:Where are the attacks? by Hooya · · Score: 1

      I will agree with you IF you concede that it's hypocritical to argue for "small government" and "free enterprise with no government oversight" and then ask for government to respond to a man made - or rather, enterprise made - disaster.

      Katrina was a natural disaster. The federal government is supposed to have a plan in place. Who else is going to deal with it?

      Gulf oil spill is a disaster created by free enterprise. Are you seriously arguing that every disaster created by any enterprise is the responsibility of the government? And you expect the government to not grow? Are they supposed to be prepared to clean up after every business that might make a mess?

      I'm not saying that the federal government isn't responsible. I've responded elsewhere in this thread that I'm quite outraged that the government oversight failed. A massive failure of the government. But you can't even argue that if you also argue for "completely free enterprise" and "free market knows best". It's quite obvious it doesn't.

      So, why the double standard? One was a natural disaster - something where the government is the only one with any responsibility. The other is a company fucking up - I don't want a government big enough to handle every company's fuck-ups. Can you imagine the size of the government that would be required to be able to handle the fuck-ups of every chemical, bio, construction, nuclear and what have you?

      What if I wanted to create a company that was somehow going to extract energy from dormant volcano by tapping into the heat. Now should the government scale up in case I somehow manage to blow the top off of the volcano and unleash the lava? If you're saying yes.. imagine the government needing to be prepared in everything that any private enterprise engages in. And retaining people that are better equipped/trained in all those fields to be able to respond where the private enterprise failed. Do you realize what you're asking for? What I'm asking for is for government to maintain strict oversight so that I don't manage to unleash the lava and if I do, that I have the capacity to contain the situation. And if it appears that I couldn't, I shouldn't be allowed by the government.

      Also, I pay taxes to keep the government running. If those tax dollars go towards the government preparedness for private enterprise fuckups, I will expect my share of the profits from every private enterprise. You can't have a private company that reaps the profits and then leaves the mess for the government (general publics tax dollars) to deal with.

      What I want is free market with strict oversight - something this administration failed at. The response to the oil spill is BP's responsibility. Response to Katrina was a government responsibility. Hence the perceived dual standards.

    27. Re:Where are the attacks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This country started going to hell in a handbasket when we replaced a trained nuclear engineer/sub driver with an actor that made people feel good.

      Which country would that be then?

  20. Well for starters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They [US government] could organize clean up efforts, pay people the money that BP is stalling on paying them, and get the damn ball rolling faster. Then at the end of the day, they can hand the bill to BP. It's one thing to say BP is responsible financially and a whole other thing to sit back and watch the responsible party fumble and fuck up your country. Clean up the oil. Make BP pay for your costs.

  21. Awe... yes, but by purpleraison · · Score: 1

    Sure, the scientists are in "awe".... but are they "shocked" too?

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  23. Re:First plume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Jimmy Harrell, a top employee of rig owner Transocean, was speaking with someone in Houston via satellite phone. Buzbee told Mother Jones that, according to this witness account, Harrell was screaming, "Are you fucking happy? Are you fucking happy? The rig's on fire! I told you this was gonna happen."

    Whoever was on the other end of the line was apparently trying to calm Harrell down. "I am fucking calm," he went on, according to Buzbee. "You realize the rig is burning?"

    http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2010/06/the-rigs-on-fire-i-told-you-this-was-gonna-happen/57775/

  24. Re:First plume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I take your luck and cast this one!

    http://rawstory.com/rs/2010/0602/month-oil-spill-goldman-sachs-sold-250-million-bp-stock/

  25. Picture? Figures? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So where is the picture?

    News for nerds who don't like figures...

  26. nuclear explosions by astar · · Score: 1

    for a bit, the big question has been: is the seabed there generally fractured so that the only real option to seal the leaks is nuclear explosives. BP does not like this question because they want to eventually make money off the oil field. Of course, there are a lot of questions they do not like.

    Now I read that there are two fractures anyway.

    Suppose it turns out we need nukes. There is significant preparation time. Just in case, we should already have been working on preparation. Things like engineering studies, etc. Do you feel like holding your breath for these studies to start up?

    So I am not some environmentalist. I do not get big upset about birds dying unpleasantly, though that response might speak well of those who do. But the following statement seems credible to me: biggest environmental disaster in USA history. Simply being a patriot might make you wonder about the response of the political class.

    1. Re: nuclear explosions by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      for a bit, the big question has been: is the seabed there generally fractured so that the only real option to seal the leaks is nuclear explosives.

      Some experts are saying that that would be folly. According to one I saw on the boob tube a couple of days back, underground explosions do produce a glassified hollow sphere around the bomb, but unfortunately the glass isn't very strong and the top crashes down and just leaves a big crater of broken rock.

      Also, apparently no one has ever tried an underwater 'underground' explosion, so there's no experience with what would happen. The claims that Russia or the USSR have done it are apparently bunkum based on someone's shallow knowledge of the use of nukes for excavation.

      Now I read that there are two fractures anyway.

      Alarming suspicions are now being voiced from various quarters, claiming or speculating that the leak you see on TV is a minor problem, and a broken casing further down or off to the side is the real gusher.

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    2. Re: nuclear explosions by astar · · Score: 1

      consider

      http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/03/us/03nuke.html

      this was the top google hit.

      Looking at this, the ussr explosions do not seem to be obvious hookum.

      as far as some experts say, you can get a gaggle of talking heads to say about anything, and here it looks like a nuclear option is opposed politically and strongly, so you can expect about any sort of FUD. As far as risks and no experience, sure, fine point, one of the reasons you do serious prep studies.

  27. Government denial. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there a particular reason the words "we don't know" can't be uttered by any government press secretary or public relations personnel? If your citizens, or media are asking the question, and you (the government) don't have the answer, perhaps it would be best to go find find/get the answer, rather than lie straight face!

    Keep up the government status quo boys! Keep it up!

  28. Just curious if BP has used some risk mitigation by blind+monkey+3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We know the company operating the drilling platform was a separate company (owned by BP), is the BP company that has the drilling rights the main BP company or is it something like "BP Cayman Islands"?
    Is it possible if the BP accountants and lawyers have done their jobs properly the amount of money that can be extracted from BP might be "capped"? - the US public could end up paying the bulk of the clean up costs while BP keeps operating in the US under a different name.

    I know, my cynicism is showing.

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  29. That's like saying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Idi Amin was one of the better dictators.

  30. Conglomerated Oil by gringofrijolero · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a catchy new name for BP

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  31. "BP = Bhopal for the Gulf".... What? by DesScorp · · Score: 2, Informative

    BP = Bhopal for the Gulf.

    Uh, no, not even close. This isn't even close to being the worst oil spill in history, let alone the worst disaster in history. If the worst case scenario comes to pass... a spewing well until Christmas... then maybe this will make the top ten spill list. Second, this is oil, a natural substance, which even in its toughest form is a far cry from the chemical pesticides that Union Carbide leaked (and this leak is light sweet crude, not the much heavier grade of oil that was spilled at Valdez. It'll actually start evaporating). Last, Bhopal killed 17,000 people. This spill will kill no one, unless we've suddenly started counting birds and fish as people. The birds and fish will recover. The victims of Bhopal aren't coming back.

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    1. Re:"BP = Bhopal for the Gulf".... What? by El+Hooloovoo · · Score: 0

      BP = Bhopal for the Gulf.

      Last, Bhopal killed 17,000 people. This spill will kill no one, unless we've suddenly started counting birds and fish as people. The birds and fish will recover. The victims of Bhopal aren't coming back.

      Though the media seems to have forgotten, this spill has in fact killed 11 people so far.

    2. Re:"BP = Bhopal for the Gulf".... What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Won't kill anyone in the extremely short-term perhaps. Try telling this to the thousands upon thousands of soon-to-be-jobless people who fished, or in some way used the ocean near the shores of the USA as their source of income.

      Yeah, when all of them are dead from starvation in the streets, you can feel all smug in your nice, secure, not-affected-by-the-oil-spill job.

  32. Could oil plumes occur naturally? by adjustable_pliers · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Given that this high-pressure Macondo oil field has been in existence for many years, and that other fields lie elsewhere under the oceans, could plumes occur naturally through some seismic or tectonic event? Is there any evidence of prior plumes? How did these play out?

    1. Re:Could oil plumes occur naturally? by thoth · · Score: 1

      If I got the numbers right, Deepwater Horizon drilled at a depth of ~5000 feet to about ~18000 feet deep. Thus, a natural seismic event would have needed to split a canyon ~13000 feet deep, 2.5 miles deep, to cause this leak. I'm no geologist but that sounds like one hell of an earthquake. I'm sure natural leaks occur but at several order of magnitude smaller.

    2. Re:Could oil plumes occur naturally? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      There is a lot of research on natural seepage rates. The Gulf is thought to get about 2000 bbl/day from natural sources.

    3. Re:Could oil plumes occur naturally? by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Spread out over the entirety of the Gulf, and primarily lighter hydrocarbons (the heavier stuffs to be filtered out on it's way up from the deposit)... and it's *still* an order of magnitude less than the Deep Water gusher.

      There really is absolutely no natural analog for this event.

    4. Re:Could oil plumes occur naturally? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      You're wasting your breath. He thinks that a freaking sub-8000 gallon/day seep off the coast of Santa Barbara proves that a man-made well leaking all over is harmless. Cus you know, that oil biodegrades before causing a problem, so why wouldn't 100 times more?

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    5. Re:Could oil plumes occur naturally? by linzeal · · Score: 1

      Yes, and most years it makes up the bulk of oil that is released into the ocean; however, a single man-made event like this one is 10x-20x greater in 50 days than the Gulf of Mexico releases naturally through seepage in an entire year.

    6. Re:Could oil plumes occur naturally? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They do exist, and Macondo isn't unique as an oil field either. There is ample evidence for natural plumes of oil and gas seeping from the sea floor at many locations world-wide, including the Gulf of Mexico and offshore California where they have been well-studied. There are some details at this site, which includes a number of publications about California seeps. This site has more information, including a nice aerial photo of the natural oil slick produced by the seeps off the coast of California. This paper [PDF] is a good summary of the best known California locations.

      here and here [PDF] are some examples [PDF] of seeps, gas plumes [PDF], and seep-related life [PDF] in the Gulf of Mexico [PDF]. The tube worms growing on asphalt [PDF] or "ice worms" in burrows in gas hydrate (!) [PDF] are particularly cool. Some life *likes* oil and gas leaking into the ocean.

      The bottom line is, seeps of gas and liquid hydrocarbons into the water column happen all the time, and the ocean deals with them by bacteria eating the oil. On the sea floor there are flourishing biological communities associated with the release of hydrocarbons, like a little "oasis" of life in the deep sea, supported by creatures eating the bacteria that are in turn eating the hydrocarbons that are expelled. However, the rate of release at the BP well is several times the total output of natural seeps across the entire Gulf of Mexico, so the scale of the release is much bigger and concentrated in one gigantic point source. It would be like trying to feed on a volcano. There certainly won't be any seep communities setting up at the BP well any time soon :-) Anyway, the life in the ocean will consume this stuff as it spreads out, whether it is in a plume or on the surface, but it will take a while. Also, the plume they are talking about in the water column is extremely low concentration (ppb average). 99%+ of the oil is making it to the surface, and most of the gas is either dissolving in or venting to the atmosphere. The plume is interesting from a scientific perspective and probably will have some kind of environmental effect that could be important, but it's not the main part of the environmental problem. People are hyped about it because they are obsessed with the idea that the disaster could be 10x worse than the oil that is obvious on the surface. These studies show that simply isn't the case because of the low concentrations. A significant fraction of the oil is not lurking below, only a tiny, instrument-detectable amount is.

  33. please remove the gentiles of BP employees by gamecrusader · · Score: 1

    Pipe the oil leaking pipe and burn it at the surface.
    attach a pipe bigger than the other pipe, but can slide over the current oil spewing pipe.
    Plus please remove the gentiles of the employees of BP as punishment why not tar and feather them while they are at it

    1. Re:please remove the gentiles of BP employees by ShinmaWa · · Score: 1

      Plus please remove the gentiles of the employees of BP

      While I can understand your frustration, I'm not sure how reducing BP to nothing but Jews and Israelis will help.

       

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    2. Re:please remove the gentiles of BP employees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps he meant genitals, not gentiles.

    3. Re:please remove the gentiles of BP employees by mzs · · Score: 1

      Because methane and oil shooting a hundred feet into the air is sane, let's add fire like you suggest!

  34. Re:this is goa7sEx by funwithBSD · · Score: 1

    For once, that might be on topic...

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  35. As an armchair engineer.... by Joce640k · · Score: 3, Interesting

    FTA: "Bacteria are breaking down the oil's hydrocarbons in a massive, microorganism feeding frenzy that has sent oxygen levels plunging close to what is considered "dead zone" conditions,"

    So...shouldn't we be trying to oxygenate the water?

    Extra oxygen means the oil gets eaten *and* the fish can survive ... it's win-win.

    (Yes I know the sea is quite big but there must be something they can dump into the patches of oil...H2O2?)

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    1. Re:As an armchair engineer.... by tibit · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The only problem is that this is the equivalent of burning up all that oil -- it will use the same amount of oxygen, just that the carbon will be sequestered in the microorganisms. Now, those don't live forever, and will eventually die and break down. The question is: will there be something to eat those and buffer all the carbon? If not, how fast will those microorganisms break down, and how bad will be whatever's left over? Will there be other bacteria to devour that mess; if so -- are we going to get massive CO2 bubbles coming out of the ocean, potentially sinking ships? Just remember that just the fact that something is natural doesn't mean it's any good. Most potent known poisons are all from natural (living) sources. Heck, the damn oil is all from natural sources -- good old plants and sun, gives you green giggles, but see how messy it really is...

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    2. Re:As an armchair engineer.... by hey! · · Score: 1

      I think you answered your own scenario quite effectively. The ocean is quite big, and the oil is all over the place. You'd probably need more peroxide than the world produces in years to have any kind of measurable effect.

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    3. Re:As an armchair engineer.... by snowraver1 · · Score: 1

      The only problem is that this is the equivalent of burning up all that oil

      The US uses as more oil in a single day, for transportation alone , then the total of the leak. The C02 emissions from the eventual death and breakdown of the organisms [more on that...] is a very, very, small drop in the bucket.

      those microorganisms break down, and how bad will be whatever's left over? Will there be other bacteria to devour that mess; if so -- are we going to get massive CO2 bubbles coming out of the ocean, potentially sinking ships?

      Have you ever heard of limestone?

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    4. Re:As an armchair engineer.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The only problem is that this is the equivalent of burning up all that oil -- it will use the same amount of oxygen, just that the carbon will be sequestered in the microorganisms"

      And the oil would be gone, which is far more destructive than multiplying microorganisms.

      You do realize that they would burn the oil if they could? That would remove it from the water, save the marshes, beaches, and shallow water habitats. If you burn it, the oxygen comes mostly from the atmosphere. As was suggested in the the grandparent, oxygenating the water from the atmosphere would work similarly. You aren't removing oxygen from one water source to another, but using oxygen from a plentiful supply (the atmosphere) to make up a deficit (gulf) whether naturally induced or artificially promoted.

      "The question is: will there be something to eat those and buffer all the carbon?"

      Yeah, they are called higher level organisms, up the food chain.

      "If not, how fast will those microorganisms break down, and how bad will be whatever's left over?"

      Whatever is uneaten would have still been there if the oil was not digested.

      If you mean the microoganisms (what they excrete, what they break down to when they die), they get eaten or die off. The worry might be like algae blooms. I'll take that over dead marsh that won't recover for a decade or more.

      "Will there be other bacteria to devour that mess;"

      That's why the suggestion was to oxygenate, to increase the bacteria.

      "if so -- are we going to get massive CO2 bubbles coming out of the ocean, potentially sinking ships?"

      Why? The whole point to oxygenate is to sequester the oil into biological organisms. Why the hell would there be CO2 bubbles? Even a massive die off would be dispersed, and again, it would be no worse than burning the stuff. Plus, consider the size of the spill/leak. It's thin and massively spread out. Why would there be a unified bubble eruption? Even large pockets would just diffuse into the ocean and acidify the water.

      "Just remember that just the fact that something is natural doesn't mean it's any good. Most potent known poisons are all from natural (living) sources. Heck, the damn oil is all from natural sources -- good old plants and sun, gives you green giggles, but see how messy it really is..."

      Conversely, that argument works right back at you. Just because you can think of some bad cases of natural use, doesn't mean that all good ideas should be ignored or overblown.

    5. Re:As an armchair engineer.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is the best way to oxygenate hundreds of square miles?

    6. Re:As an armchair engineer.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not an issue close to the surface, only >100m down or so. Near the surface there's plenty of oxygen due to diffusion from the air, wave action mixing it in, and in-situ production from photosynthetic plankton. You don't need to do anything special, just mix plain old air in, like a giant aquarium pump (hydrogen peroxide? really bad idea). But the sheer scale that would be necessary to make any substantial difference makes this impractical.

      If you really wanted to make a difference in oxygenation in the Gulf of Mexico I suppose people could stop fertilizing the entire Mississippi River drainage area so that the river doesn't deliver as much nutrient to the Gulf. That's been a long-standing contribution to the problem of low oxygen zones in the GoM. That's almost impossible to do, of course. So a more realistic option would be to stop the wasteful over-application of fertilizer in ways that allow so much of it to run off into streams and rivers.

    7. Re:As an armchair engineer.... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Yes I know the sea is quite big

      That's the sort of precise engineering talk I love slashdot for.

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  36. Re:Just curious if BP has used some risk mitigatio by phantomcircuit · · Score: 1

    We know the company operating the drilling platform was a separate company (owned by BP)

    Transocean is not owned by BP. Transocean is a separate company entirely.

  37. E&E Publishing, not New York Times by Schnoodledorfer · · Score: 2, Informative

    The part added by kdawson isn't quite right. The article is available on the New York Times website, but was not written by them. It obviously says: "By PAUL QUINLAN AND JOSH VOORHEES of Greenwire", "Copyright 2010 E&E Publishing. All Rights Reserved", "Greenwire is published by Environment & Energy Publishing." The actual New York Times article was written by different people and doesn't say anyone was "awed."

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  39. Obvious obfuscation by wealthychef · · Score: 1

    Folks, our government has been lying to us. They knew the area of the spill on the surface and the rate of the leak. You can compute whether there is any missing oil, and the missing oil must be subsurface. So why are scientists amazed that so much is underwater? doesn't simple math show it must be?

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    1. Re:Obvious obfuscation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So why are scientists amazed that so much is underwater?

      Yeah, right secret underwater plumes that nobody but "scientists" can see. You buy that? This is from the same guys who tried to tell us oil use was causing global warming. And we all know what a scam that turned out to be.

      C'mon guys, oil is what made this country great. This is just all part of the green war on oil. What does it matter if a few birds get covered in oil. You gotta crack eggs if you wanna make an omlette. The real tragedy here is all that crude that has been wasted.

      Giant underwater plumes "unlike anything else that has ever been seen in human history," my ass!

    2. Re:Obvious obfuscation by OrwellianLurker · · Score: 1

      Poe's law.

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    3. Re:Obvious obfuscation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Poe's law.

      I think he's serious! They are out there, and they vote.

    4. Re:Obvious obfuscation by wealthychef · · Score: 1

      OMG, you are right! Poe's law indeed. Thank you for spotting such a clear example of it.

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  40. Re:Just curious if BP has used some risk mitigatio by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

    Is it possible if the BP accountants and lawyers have done their jobs properly the amount of money that can be extracted from BP might be "capped"?

    There's already a low-ball legal cap.

    All the talk about raising it or removing it is probably just hot-air politics: IANAL, but I'm pretty sure a change in the law can't be applied retroactively.

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  41. Re:bp by Eskarel · · Score: 1

    BP actually have a really shitty environmental record.

    What they have is a really good marketing department.

  42. Awesome density? by bartwol · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A "scientist was awed by the density" of the plume? At HALF A PART PER MILLION???!!!

    Am I missing something, or am I just a dullard whose panties don't get bunched over TRACE CONCENTRATIONS?

    1. Re:Awesome density? by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      Person Whose Job Depends On Crying Wolf Cries Wolf.

      Sure, it's bad, but it's not ZOMG END OF TEH WORLD bad. And even if it were, shrieking about isn't helping, it's just... shrieking.

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    2. Re:Awesome density? by SockPuppet_9_5 · · Score: 1

      They don't mention the drop in oxygen didn't cause the water at 1000 meters to be as low as the naturally occurring drop in oxygen as you come up from 1000 meters to the surface.

      The fun part will be tracking these oil plumes / clouds. They won't be able to in two months time. They'll claim they can, naturally. But the thing about a true cloud is that it has adiabatic properties that formed it. Mixing will take care of this in short order.

    3. Re:Awesome density? by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

      Of course it's not the end of the world bad. That's just silly.
      But it's might be bad enough to kill some industries of the area, cause a multiple-state economic depression (during a low point), devastate ecosystems, ruin property for generations, and double the market price of shrimp. Because a company broke the law trying to increase profits.

      So don't get carried away by the media-hype, but don't dismiss it all.

      Honestly, I don't if we'll be able to gauge exactly how bad it is until after it's all over, and that could take decades. Anything until then is an educated guess, and probably lean one way or the other.

  43. Obligatory Monty Python by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remarkable leak, the Gulf Blue - lovely plumage!

  44. Could a "spill" like this occur naturally? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We all should be royally pissed off at BP for allowing this to "spill" to happen (I know I am), so don't take this question as an attempt to deemphasize the degree of the disaster, but I was wondering if something like this could ever have happened naturally?

    Let say a major earthquake happened, could that not cause a major oil spill that dwarfs this particular BP spill by cracking open a major oil deposit? Is it possible for something like this could happen without us humans causing it? Maybe there have been major oil spills even before we humans made our presence felt?

  45. You're being ironic right? by hey! · · Score: 1

    And 2 weeks ago, they had paid a massive $990m on clean up. Your point?

    You're being ironic, right? You're referring to the fact that BP announced it will pay its normal quarterly dividend of 2.63 billion dollars.

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    1. Re:You're being ironic right? by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 1

      Well there you go. The shareholders are part owners. Their role in the Deep Water incident need to be recognized. When fines are assessed and damages collected they, along with all of the executives and the whole board of directors, can be tapped for money.

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  46. BP owns Arco, AmPm, and Castrol by whistlingtony · · Score: 1

    So, looking at the wikipedia entry for BP, it seems they own AmPm, Conoco, Castrol, and Arco.

    Maybe next time you get an oil change, or fill up the tank, you should consider who you're giving your money to.

    Voting with our dollars seem to have much more impact than voting with our votes.

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    1. Re:BP owns Arco, AmPm, and Castrol by peteinok · · Score: 1

      uh, wrong. ConocoPhillips is a separate company all together. In fact, COP sold almost all of their retail facilities to a third party who is allowed to use the name for marketing purposes. These facilities are then franchised. I'm sure BP has a similar arrangement with the retail stores that carry their name.

  47. Distaster? ,,, Catastrophie? ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a Castrastophie of Biblical Propotions ... and all that the fire fight broke out on a stupid deep water oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico which did not have certifications from the US Federical Gubberment that it should have ... it only had the pay-offs to US Federal Officials and the Local Goverments on Texas, Louisaniana, Alabama and Floridia!

    What a waste!

    Now the oil plumes are rounding the Florida Keys on their way north the the Grand Banks, then to the Greendland Current.

    What a GRAND experiment!

    Hope the Queen Mum likes her Snow, a few meters deep for her July Barbeque.

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  49. How much... by bricko · · Score: 1

    Seems the article left out what the lady reported in the news conference about the concentration of this "plume" . When I think of a "plume" I think of this big thick thing like a black smoke plume moving along. But the lady in the conference made the horrid mistake of actually providing information. They are not supposed to do that in the political arena. She told their sampling found the oil concentration was 0.5 ppm (parts per million) Oops. So that means you cant see or taste it. This 0.5 ppm would be like having a LARGE city size swimming pool of a Million gallons and pouring in 2 quarts of oil. Devastating... ....(2 quarts being the 0.5 part of the million gallons )

  50. Re:Just curious if BP has used some risk mitigatio by blind+monkey+3 · · Score: 1

    Transocean is a separate company entirely.
    Thanks for pointing that out to me, I mistakenly thought BP was using a company that that acquired a controlling interest in the company running the platform.

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  51. psychic politics predicts disaster by vaporland · · Score: 1
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  52. Re:Just curious if BP has used some risk mitigatio by blind+monkey+3 · · Score: 1

    There's already a low-ball legal cap.
    Wow, it is low - 75 million. Transocean - a separate company (thanks for that phantomcircuit) - is trying to limit it's liability to 26 million.
    Even if congress approves lifting the cap to 10 billion. I would think the cost will be a lot higher than that figure. At 75 million I think BP execs would not be losing too much sleep. Will they invoice the US for the money they've spent above the 75 million?

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  53. mod parent up by mzs · · Score: 1

    BP was lobbying in secret Indiana officials to dump toxic crap into lake Michigan in exchange for some future jobs a few years back.

    1. Re:mod parent up by peteinok · · Score: 1

      source?

  54. Re:Just curious if BP has used some risk mitigatio by mzs · · Score: 1

    UK law differs than US law on these things, but recently Hayward created a new org separate from the rest of BP to head these spill operations. This sadly seems to have been the same first step when they spun-off a shell corp to limit their liabilities in Indonesia a while back.

  55. Our Mythos of Liberty is Failing Us by weston · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No corporation should be allowed to grow large enough that it can't be drowned in a bathtub.

    This is a great reappropriation of Norquist's infamous line, but I'm inclined to be a bit more long-winded. :)

    Here's the thing: in the U.S., were not only the fortunate heirs of a constitution that's created a government of checks, balances, and somewhat limited powers. We're also the recipient of a national story about how our forbears fought for it and we're therefore generally free of state oppression. And whatever your complaints against the federal/state government (and there are some legit complaints), it's still historically true: if you live here, you have more civil liberties and economic freedoms than most of the people who've ever lived on this world. Doesn't mean we couldn't learn a thing or two from other countries, but here we are.

    The thing is, that heritage handed to us through the efforts of patriots from the revolution through the cold war -- and just as importantly that national story -- has been forged in a time period during which sovereign states (and maybe a church or two) were essentially the only entities around which enough power could amass to systemically entrench itself into tyranny. When we justifiably celebrate the founding of the United States and its achievements, and when we invoke the language of the revolution... we're talking about the resolution of *that* war. The war fought to forge a modern state that safeguards its citizens from itself.

    The world has changed, though. And the modern state isn't the only entity that now has enough power to infringe on your liberties. In fact, many modern states are less powerful than some other entities.

    The reason we need a state in the first place is that private power can and will be abused as surely as government power can be. But if the national conversation over the last two years is any indication, we're still fighting the war against state power in our heads.

    1. Re:Our Mythos of Liberty is Failing Us by HeckRuler · · Score: 2, Insightful

      See East India Company for a supporting example of such a private power contending with the state.

  56. There Is A Second Leak In The Gulf Of Mexico by Auto_Lykos · · Score: 1

    Skytruth is a great organization that has been buying Satellite time to survey the area. Turns out that while surveying the oil spill from DWH they found another leak in the Gulf of Mexico. The story was confirmed this morning. Makes you wonder how many leaks have occurred that have been "small enough" that they are simply forgotten about for years.

  57. new BP Business Unit by alobar72 · · Score: 1

    the sadest thing about this is probably: - for BP it is now the super-gau - cant get any worse - since this is so, their first priority is certainly not to close the leak as fast as possible, but to gain as much kowhow from the incident while proclaiming to try to close it as fast as possible - that knowledge is something nobody else in the industry will have to that extend - so: if you have a similar problem in the future... whom will you ask ( and pay ) to fix it ? :BP - so : this disaster (and the related costs ) will be seen as an invesment into a business unit that brings that "disaster knowhow" to market. - all the media coveradge - that it is the greatest polution of all times and such - will be turned aroung by BP marketing into "there was the greates pollution of all times - and we fixed it"

  58. Military Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Simply divert the pume to wash up on the shores of Afganistan or North Korea.
    Problem solved.

  59. Try a meal with 0.5ppm cyanide. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try a meal with 0.5ppm cyanide. Tasty!

    1. Re:Try a meal with 0.5ppm cyanide. by bartwol · · Score: 1

      The challenge here, for those of us who are concerned about damage and risk mitigation, is to accurately assess risk and formulate appropriate action. To do so requires knowledge and reasoning.

      For you, this appears to be an emotional experience. And though politicians will be doing a lot of dancing and shouting to pander to your popular feelings, all of that will have little to do with effective risk mitigation. The show is for you. But the work is for others, and you and your thinking are MASSIVELY DIVERSIONARY AND SO TRULY BESIDE THE POINT.

      Do you think oil toxicity is analogous to cyanide toxicity? Of course you don't. And it's not as if you care. But it's fun to note that cyanide, having a low-end lethal dose of 1.5 mg/kg, diluted in water at .5 ppm, would require a drink of about 50 gallons of your "cyanide water" to kill a 60 kg person. I suspect a glass of .5 ppm cyanide water, being 1/800th of a lethal dose, would be quite benign.

      Whatever your mission, it is only tangentially related to health and safety. You may take solace in knowing that there are many smart people on this earth working to improve health and mortality, and you will benefit from the fact that their thinking employs the kind of discipline that is absent from your own.

  60. ATTENTION by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    THIS JUST IN! THE US CONFIRMS THE OBVIOUS!

    Did they think the oil magically transported itself from the bottom of the see to the surface? I guess they did.

  61. not the issue by jDeepbeep · · Score: 1

    I'll never understand arm-chair petroleum engineers. How easy do you think it is to drive a multi-ton robotic submersible a mile underwater using cameras that don't provide good depth perception to plug a hole spewing oil with a pressure exceeding 5,000 PSI?

    I'll never understand why BP thought it was okay to do this with no feasible back-up plan. It's not about how easy or difficult this all is. It is about why they are doing this in the first place if it is so unimaginable to recover from the unexpected.

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    1. Re:not the issue by DeadCatX2 · · Score: 1

      There's a whole dialect of English involving oil well problems, with "blow outs" and "kicks", etc, so this is not unexpected. There is a process for testing wells, involving negative and positive pressure tests, which will alert the oil rig engineers as to the impending danger. As others have stated, there are ways to stop a blow out - several, actually - but BP was cutting corners, ignoring broken fail-safes and disregarding bad test results.

      It is possible to do offshore drilling safely. However, if you do it unsafely, it is almost impossible to fix. That is why we need effective regulation; private business is incapable of looking out for the public welfare, because by definition private business is seeking to extract as much wealth from the public as it can bear.

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  62. Thanks, Google! by sjonke · · Score: 1

    I am glad that Google is profiting from the gulf oil spill and providing us top and center links to valuable, BP provided web sites that keep me informed on the gulf oil spill goings on. If it weren't for that I'd think this thing was a disaster. Thanks, Google, for putting my mind at ease!

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  63. They're complaining about the wrong things by Benfea · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sure, there is more that the federal government could be doing (e.g. containment booms, sandbars, etc.), but the main question we should be asking is not whether the government is doing enough, but why the government is spending taxpayer resources on things that do more to serve BP's PR problem than to serve the interests of citizens whose livelihoods have been affected by the ecological and economic damage.

    For instance, government resources are being used to keep reporters from taking pictures of wildlife damaged by the oil spill. No democratic government has any business doing such a thing, and it most certainly serves BP's PR needs more than it serves the needs of the public. Why were government/military C-130s being used to distribute dispersants when coagulants would have made removing the oil easier? The only purpose served by dispersants is to reduce the appearance of that oil slick on damning satellite photos. Again: government resources are being used to serve BP's PR needs instead of the citizens' ecological/economic needs.

    Getting angry at Obama for not personally swimming down there and plugging the leak with his thumb is stupid. Getting angry at Obama for not getting angry enough is stupid. People making these complaints are asking the wrong questions and complaining about the wrong things. Government should serve us first, and large multinational corporations only when doing so also serves our interests.

  64. No armchair engineering needed by Benfea · · Score: 1

    If you want to drill someplace dangerous in Canada, the evil socialist nannystate requires you to drill a relief well at the same time you drill the main well. If the American government had the same requirement on drilling done in very deep places, then this problem would have been solved a long time ago. No engineering degree is needed to understand this.

    Unfortunately, our government doesn't require such precautions, because our government counts on the "magic of the free market" and "rational self interest" to motivate oil companies to do these things on their own. Thus, such precautions were not taken, and now we have to wait until August for the first attempt at a relief well (keep in mind that the first attempt is rarely successful).

  65. Something to think about by lsmo · · Score: 1

    Here is something for everyone in America to think about. I recently had a house built. During this process I was required to have a gas shutoff valve connected at the point of entry to the house and at the stove. Now if I am required to have a double fail safe on my home, how is it possible for BP to get away with one shutoff valve (Blowout Preventer..) ????? Where are we headed if we can't have basic saftey regulation passed without any hitches. Does Murphy's Law ring a bell anywhere????

    1. Re:Something to think about by peteinok · · Score: 1

      Law says they should have been 3 BOP's on this drill.

  66. Dispersed to nowhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, surprised I haven't seen anyone comment this yet, but ... The story was that they were spraying dispersant to keep the oil off the surface, right? So, aren't 'underwater plumes' to be expected?

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