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  1. Russian Roulette on LHC Knocked Out By Another Power Failure · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of that Rihanna song:

    He says 'Close your eyes, sometimes it helps.'
    And then I get a scary thought--
    That he's here means he's never lost.

    We're still here. That means it was the other universe that bit it.

  2. Re:Kudos on Danish DRM Breaker Turns Himself In To Test Backup Law · · Score: 1

    I say we start calling prison "the salad bar."

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=077UtUWGQOA

  3. Re:pros and cons on Microsoft's Top Devs Don't Seem To Like Own Tools · · Score: 1

    You still have time to define what kind of "spoon" and "feeding" is being done!

    Too late. Now I'm having visions of a vampire dude spooning me with his fangs in my neck.

    Yeah. Thanks for that. You bastard.

    Gotta go. Need to get clean now.

  4. Re:mythbusters have to test the 87kg of TNT part n on Life and Work On the LHC At CERN · · Score: 1

    It's enough to accelerate 1.7 micrograms from rest to a velocity of one meter per second -- a gnat's whisker to a slow walk. Yeah, flicking a finger is far more energetic.

    Good point. For a particle that microscopic compared to an atom to have enough energy to move a macroscopic object like a a gnat's whisker to a slow walk is hella impressive when you think about it.

  5. Re:Fun and Easy to Use on Tag Images With Your Mind · · Score: 1

    Hell, they've got EEG game controllers now.

  6. Re:Remember, this is only ONE hurdle to clear... on Proton Beams Sent Around the LHC · · Score: 1

    I think a micro black hole ate your verb ;)

    Intentional, actually: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/I_accidentally_X

    For great justice!

  7. Re:The Future on The Jet Fighter Laser Cannon · · Score: 1

    Next year: Laser Cats.

    We has it.

  8. Re:Remember, this is only ONE hurdle to clear... on Proton Beams Sent Around the LHC · · Score: 1

    I remember a similar novel called Quarantine where quantum aliens quarantined Earth to keep us from partially killing them when our observations collapsed their wave functions.

  9. Re:Remember, this is only ONE hurdle to clear... on Proton Beams Sent Around the LHC · · Score: 1

    I prefer the hypothesis that some greater being is actively trying to sabotage the collider for our own protection. I know it is completely unscientific, and probably complete rubbish.

    The "greater being" part, yes. That that collider is sabotaged for our protection is more-or-less plausible. It's more like, we happen to be in a universe that is consistently winning games of Russian Roulette. In other universes, they didn't have any issues starting the LHC, it accidentally the entire universe, and they got wiped from creation. Hasn't happened here...yet. Quantum suicide, they call it.

  10. Re:Bubby? Is that you? on German Killers Sue Wikipedia To Remove Their Names · · Score: 1

    So they were murderers. Maybe they have been murderers. Are they currently murderers? Have they murdered anyone recently? Perhaps they will never murder again. They've turned over a new leaf, renounced their evil ways, discovered Jesus. They intend to spend the rest of their days rescuing kittens from trees and playing with puppies. If so, you are a right bastard to hate them and make their lives difficult.

  11. Re:Dolls and tea sets? on Environmental Chemicals Are Feminizing Boys · · Score: 1

    So, then a monkey raised by humans would speak a human language? Maybe it will grow up to be a bank teller or a fireman?

    Well, a bartender, anyway.

  12. Re:Business men on Mafia Wars CEO Brags About Scamming Users · · Score: 1

    What I'm saying is that no, there is no actual need for students to have cell phones at any age. The previous generations did just fine without them, and this generation could adjust.

    Well, sure. If no one had a cell phone, they'd cope just fine. But your kid alone without a cell phone? Different story.

  13. Re:Business men on Mafia Wars CEO Brags About Scamming Users · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I graduated from high school 17 years ago and didn't get a cell phone until five years ago. Worked fine for me. Maybe if kids didn't have such easy access to cell phones, they'd spend a bit more school time actually learning.

    What's that got to do with anything? No high-schooler had a cell phone 17 years ago. You all (actually we all, since I'm in that age bracket too) had land-line phones, probably, and you'd arrange get-togethers at school or right when you got home. Or maybe after dinner. Now, though, all high-schoolers have cell phones and they arrange things via SMS. There are no "scheduled" communications. Unless you have SMS, you are out of the loop. And this includes study get-togethers. A high-schooler without a cell phone may have an educational disadvantage, as well as being socially screwed.

  14. Re:Fixing all the WRONG problems on Landmark Health Insurance Bill Passes House · · Score: 1

    Wait, did we actually scrap the cars people traded in? I assumed they were being resold, just like any other used cars (which of course would somewhat defeat the purpose of the gas milage requirement, since you're not taking high-milage cars off the streets, just shuffling them around to people who can't afford new cars).

    Yeah, we did scrap them. Because, as you say, to resell them would defeat the purpose of the mileage requirement.

  15. An appropriate expression on LHC Shut Down Again — By Baguette-Dropping Bird · · Score: 1

    "Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, three times is enemy action."

    If the LHC fails a third time, I'm going with the quantum suicide theory.

  16. Re:US vs UK... on Plug vs. Plug — Which Nation's Socket Is Best? · · Score: 1

    It only takes 10 milli-amps to stop your heart. Those outlets can carry 20 amps or more.

    Just about everyone in the US has touched live household electricity at one time or another. We haven't died. So while it may only take 10 mA to stop your heart, there is clearly more to the story.

  17. Re:No. on Plug vs. Plug — Which Nation's Socket Is Best? · · Score: 1

    I find your lack of interest disturbing.

    I think you'll find my appliances fully operational when the electricity arrives!

  18. Re:Article summary on Plug vs. Plug — Which Nation's Socket Is Best? · · Score: 1

    Did Denmark only get a 9 because its plug looks like a smiley face?

    Yeah. The article didn't even try to be serious. UK plugs (teh winnarz) suck ass.

  19. Re:Article summary on Plug vs. Plug — Which Nation's Socket Is Best? · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's because Aussie plugs are for real men.

  20. Re:We already knew it worked for mice on Scientists Build a Smarter Rat · · Score: 1

    My guess is they'd need more sleep or else suffer confusion and indecision.

  21. Re:I heard dolphins gave eachother oral sex, was t on Fruit Bats Have Oral Sex Too · · Score: 1

    But I'll leave it to others to explain the attraction of bat titties.

    What's to explain? Batgirl is hawt!

  22. Re:Way to over-analyze, Forbes on Zombies As American Zeitgeist Proxies · · Score: 1

    So vampires represent infectious disease in the true folk imagination.

    Zombies are much, much better at representing infectious disease in the modern imagination. The only diseases we really fear are widespread outbreaks, that reach those close to us.

  23. Re: the perfect movie idea on Zombies As American Zeitgeist Proxies · · Score: 2, Funny

    Pirate zombies versus ninja mummies.

    That would be epic.

    (Zombies are too messy to be good ninjas.)

  24. Re:Oh, FFS on Zombies As American Zeitgeist Proxies · · Score: 1

    Me, I like a good vampire movie as much as the next goth, but I haven't seen anything that qualifies for quite a while.

    Van Helsing was good. The vampire had an appropriate degree of angst, but it was still more of an action movie than a goth movie.

  25. Re:Oh, FFS on Zombies As American Zeitgeist Proxies · · Score: 1

    Zombies are "perfect bad guys" (like Nazis)

    Yes because it's wonderful to blame someone that was drafted into an army (or you could be sent death camp as an alternative) as the root of all the evil in the world.

    You point is well-taken. Zombies are actually better bad-guys than Nazis.