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  1. So it seems... on 'Bagle' Worm Heading For A Windows PC Near You · · Score: 1

    The Bagle has landed.

  2. Not for general consumption on MySQL 5.0.0 (Alpha) Released · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ...Phew! After today's turkey I don't think I could eat anything else.

  3. Realistically? on British Health System Looks at Linux · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Having to work alongside NHS IT Support, I would have to say it's rather unlikely that there will be a mass migration to Linux. Firstly, they are still moving onto Win2K and many machines are on 95/98 ( a) they won't ditch years of work even for savings and b) to do so would be to admit that they made a costly error). Secondly, do you know how hard it is to get hold of medical staff in the first place? It's unfeasible to just walk in and upgrade them to a completely different system; the support calls will go through the roof. The staff will need to be kept in the 'loop' during the whole process. Finally, the 'culture' of the users in the NHS is that they are pretty resistant to change, even upgrading their browser from IE5 to 6 can take weeks! Some are still using Eudora 3.0!

  4. Have no fear on JenniCam Closing After 7+ Years · · Score: 1

    Pantscam is still here!

  5. Substandard. I like that word. on Microsoft Defies EU Commission · · Score: 1

    It implies that it was written to some standard in the first place.

  6. I wonder if this announcement on X10 Files For Chapter 11 Bankruptcy Protection · · Score: 1

    was sent to all the employees via popups? There's irony for you or is it just cold sadism?

  7. But only five minutes on Sanyo Develops Corn-Based Biodegradeable CD · · Score: 1

    to consume if you lock the geeks in the NOC without any food for a day.

  8. Re:Right! on Death of the PDA? · · Score: 1

    Instead of a pen as a handset why not use a bog-standard hands-free kit? Problem solved.

  9. Sounds like Outlook on Top 10 Ways To Lose Your Data · · Score: 1

    Where the default auto-archive simply deletes items older than six months, and they you're the unlucky IT Monkey who has to explain to the user why their data is missing. Oh, and you just have to love the default location for the .pst file being your _profile_ ! Genius! And then when your profile quota is maxed out and it gets fubared... But, I must stop, am getting a little carried away and have not even started the morning caffination ritual.

  10. Why the surprise? on Yet Another Critical Windows Flaw · · Score: 1

    Updates are coming out at the regularity of snot from a sick kids nose, yet people seem shocked when a new batch come out. If you can't afford the specs to run SUS then why not just set automatic updates to install in the background on each machine?

  11. Que? on IRC in the Dog House? · · Score: 1

    Botnets? Botnets? We don't need no stinking botnets!

  12. He wasn't fired on Author of Paper Critical of Microsoft is Fired · · Score: 1

    he simply became a government employee.

  13. What's the point on Smartcards to Track London Commuters · · Score: 2, Funny

    when the damn trains never move except to derail? -disgruntled Tube user

  14. You just can't beat on Have Keyboards Gone Crazy? · · Score: 1

    A flexible keyboard. It's great for coffee spills or if you happen to drool on it.

    But seriously, no more dirty keys, it's very flat so no RSI, and it's quiet. Good for gaming too :-)

  15. Was it also resistant... on Amphibious Car Beats Urban Congestion · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... To all the pollution in the Thames? Ok, so we don't dump raw sewage into it like in the Victorian times but I'd hardly bathe in it.

  16. Is this before or after... on Armageddon... in 2014. Almost. · · Score: 1

    ... the Microsoft Deathstar comes online? (And I don't mean MSN)

  17. The only winners on Small Webcasters Sue RIAA · · Score: 1, Informative

    ... in this whole mess will be the lawyers, not the consumers. Hang on, I wonder if the RIAA can get nailed under the Patriot Act for being a terrorist organisation; law suits instead of bombs?

  18. The SUN's follow-up story... on UK to Put Monitors in Every Car? · · Score: 0

    Drivers will only be allowed to breathe five times per journey according to new EU guidelines (The Sun is a xenophobic tabloid).

  19. Re:Wing Commander Series on Bad Videogame Acting Chronicled · · Score: 0

    Oh gnads, you knew I meant Mark Hamill. It's just that the trauma of seeing him wave his beer gut like a phallus in a PC game for under 12yr olds has affected my schpelling...

  20. Re:Ginger Lynn in Wing Commander on Bad Videogame Acting Chronicled · · Score: 1, Funny

    Well, with a head start in the acting industry...

  21. Wing Commander Series on Bad Videogame Acting Chronicled · · Score: 3, Funny

    In which a leary Mark Hamilton barely fitting in a blue jumpsuit tries to pull every chick in the game remains one of the most memorable acting moments in PC gaming.

  22. A bug in the code developed by Microsoft... on Japanese Deploying Powered Exoskeletons for Elderly · · Score: 1

    ... Results in an Army of Robotic Death Grannies marching across the world like a plague of locusts, driven to do the unholy bidding of their Masters at Castle Redmond...

  23. Coincidentally on Tampa Police Give Up On Face Recognition Cameras · · Score: 1

    Millions saved; donut sales increase.