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  1. Re:KEWL! on Spaceballs Animated Series in Production · · Score: 1
    The original film is still funny, but seems to become a little bit less with each viewing.
    A comedy that becomes less funny with repeated viewings?! I'm shocked. -_-'
  2. Re:traumatic experience makes me read reviews alwa on Game Reviews Don't Matter, Study Finds · · Score: 1

    Ditto here, only the game was Phantasy Star 2 for the Genesis. Ugh.

  3. Re:pirate ! ninja on Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day, Me Hearties · · Score: 2, Funny

    But what if teenage == mutant?

    Oh wait, it is.

  4. Re:hmmm-Economic terrorism on The Next Step For The FPS - Advergames? · · Score: 1

    You want ROMs? Have fun. http://www.planetemu.net/

  5. Re:Opinion of article.... on The Pressures on the Next Nintendo Console · · Score: 1

    If you count add-ons, the Famicom Disk System was not very successful either.

  6. Re:Yes/No/Maybe on Was the 2004 Election Stolen? · · Score: 1

    Rumor is that the Madrid bombings were done with the purpose of influencing the outcome of the elections...

  7. Re:Genuine? on Linguist Tweaks MS For Redefining "Genuine" · · Score: 1
    A counterfeit Picasso is different, content-wise, from a real one.
    Picasso himself is a fraud.

    He had made a painting about the death of a bullfighter. It was pretty much forgotten in a corner of his studio. When he was asked to paint something for the 1937 World Expo, he simply renamed that painting "Guernica" after a city recently bombed by the nazis. Lazy? No, far worse: he, a communist, was ordered by Moscow to use his art to draw the world's attention away from the massacre of internal rivalries that they were doing in Spain at the time.

    Also, Picasso was an awful painter. Really! Forget how much his works cost, just compare them to the works of real artists, like Salvador Dalí, MC Escher, Bryan Larsen, Alex Ross, Andreas Marschall, Alessandro Barbucci, Moebius, Gabriele Dell'Otto... any of them can trounce Picasso. I think he only did cubism because his attempts to paint realistically were very crude, almost childish.
  8. Let me be the first to say... on "How to Talk Like a Pirate" Film · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...arrr!

  9. Re:Don't care - won't watch it anyway. on Peter Jackson Talks the Halo Movie · · Score: 1

    Forget that travesty and go see the Street Fighter II animated movie.

  10. Re:CBS raped my childhood! on Star Trek - Special Edition · · Score: 1
    read down in this thread and see where a '60s sci-fi show is compared to the mona lisa or classic literature.


    What's the big deal about Mona Lisa? It's just a portrait. A really well-done portrait, sure, and Leonardo da Vinci was a polymath genius, but that is just a painting of some woman, of little meaning in itself.

    Star Trek has excellent storytelling, and inspired changes in arts, society, and technology. Clear winner IMNSHO.
  11. Re:Good government? on U.S. Backs Apple's iTunes DRM · · Score: 1
    Small government=contract everything out at increased costs, due to the bid process, as opposed to a fixed rate.
    Uh, no, you didn't get it. Small government is not about government hiring companies to do stuff. It's about the government NOT doing stuff beyond its essential obligations. That is, the government has to provide you protection (police, army, emergency services) and resolution of divergences (a court system). It must keep its hands off education, hospitals, roads, power lines, anything but its core functions.
  12. Re:I can tell you when Slashdot will cover Survivo on The Mismatched 'MythBusters' · · Score: 1

    Bill Nye is an actual scientist, but his show was a bore! Beakman's World was far more fun.

  13. Re:Good government? on U.S. Backs Apple's iTunes DRM · · Score: 1

    Good government = Small government.

  14. Re:Piracy on Microsoft Sues and Gets Sued · · Score: 1

    True that. When my brother-in-law bought a PC with no OS*, he asked me to install pirated Windows XP, and refused my offer to install Linux instead. When he has to PAY for it, he will be more open-minded to alternatives, I'm certain!

    * (it had FreeDOS actually, but I'm sure he wouldn't know how to use that, or ever bother to learn how to use a CLI)

  15. Re:this is rather tricky on Microsoft Sues and Gets Sued · · Score: 1
    I've got TWO legal copies of XP for my current PC. The first was delivered with the PC, but not in the language I preferred. So I bought a second copy.
    Had you bought a Mac, you would simply have to set the language in the System Preferences / International .
  16. Re:Key scary bits... on China to Control Reports of Foreign News Agencies · · Score: 2, Insightful
    undermine China's national unity, sovereignty and territorial integrity;
    *cough* Tibet *cough* Taiwan *cough*
    endanger China's national security, reputation and interests;
    Reputation, meaning: "don't say anything bad about us, or else..."
    violate China's religious policies or preach evil cults or superstition;
    So much for freedom of belief.
  17. Re:The world's funniest joke on Blue Screen of Death for Mac OS X · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, originals are supposed to be a joke!

  18. Re:When in Rome, etc. on HP's Dunn as Newsweek Cover Girl · · Score: 1
    Will no one rid me of this troublesome chair?
    Ballmer, is that you?!
  19. Re:iMac G3 on A Replacement for the i-Opener? · · Score: 1

    Why a G3? Unless your budget is really tight, it's better to avoid that. Flash and high quality videos CRAWL on a G3/500. An eMac, or a G4 or G5 iMac, would be much better. Or even a brand-new high-end Mac mini, $799 is not that much. But most importantly, a Mac is the way to go, because a Windows machine gives headaches even to the pros!

    Other than that, I agree with you that the submitter should consider a full computer. But not because it can be made as simple as a web appliance; instead, because it is more than one.

    I mean, rather than dumb down things for dad, maybe he should ask: "can't dad handle something slightly more complex?" Who knows, maybe he would like to take photos, organize and print them, or even make his own photoblog? Edit videos of family meetings, then send the DVDs to relatives? Draw and paint? Do music? There's so much you can do with a computer, why stick to the basic "use this to get on teh internets"?

    Of course, maybe his old man really can't handle something slightly more complex. But consider the possibility.

  20. Re:They seem to be good at software on Kutaragi Admits Sony Hardware In Decline · · Score: 5, Funny
    It takes some l33t sk1ll2 to make a piece of software which acts as both spyware and DRM at once, and then install it on a person's computer without their approval. Thanks, Sony. You took the art form to a new level.
    Actually, their DRM/malware was licensed. They're not even good at being bad!
  21. Re:No spelling errors to be found, so on Sony's PSP Memory Stick Entertainment Packs Shipping · · Score: 2, Funny

    Look at the list of film choices. It's hard to get more degrading than that!

  22. Re:aggressive, safety-conscious? on Space Shuttle Atlantis Delayed Again · · Score: 1
    What's aggressive about delaying?
    Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking delays on this motherfucking shuttle!
  23. Re:GNOME on GNOME 2.16 Released · · Score: 5, Funny

    Built by Sony? That'd be a blast!

  24. Re:You're Fired! on Stephen Hawking Looking for Assistant · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I dig the description for this animation on Newgrounds: "This submission is appropriate for all audiences" "Users who enjoyed this entry also enjoyed: French Erotic Film." Nevermind the grand unification theory, I'd just like to know anyone can unify a Hawking rendition of Rocket Man with French erotic film. Oh, wait...No. No I really don't.
    Actually, "French Erotic Film" is not French, nor erotic, nor a film -- it's just the first episode in Andrew Kepple's animutation epic trilogy "Colin Mochrie versus Jesus H. Christ".
  25. Re:You're Fired! on Stephen Hawking Looking for Assistant · · Score: 5, Funny

    I guess it would sound like his singing.