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  1. Re:thank god. i am so sick of the internet on Bufferbloat: Dark Buffers In the Internet · · Score: 1

    ...he said, over the internet.

  2. Re:Love potion? on Periodic Table To Welcome Two New Elements · · Score: 1

    Love hurts?

  3. Re:Clathrate gun hypothesis on Permafrost Loss Greater Threat Than Deforestation · · Score: 1

    there is stronger evidence that runaway methane clathrate breakdown may have caused drastic alteration of the ocean environment and the atmosphere of earth on a number of occasions in the past... most notably in connection with the Permian extinction event

    Oh... well, fuck.

  4. Average person doesn't understand internet. Shocking details and film at 11.

  5. Re:Simple Solution to Faster Web Pages on Book Review: Responsive Web Design · · Score: 1

    I just love it when I find myself at a new (to me) website, and open up the noscript dialogue box to whitelist that domain, and I can't even find the thing because it's grabbing crap from fifteen different places. Usually that's my clue to leave, but it seems to be happening more and more often now.
    That, and websites that just love having a completely separate domain for images, video, and regional content, and then they smash it all into one page. That pisses me off too. I weep for the death of subdomains.

  6. Re:Economics, or stability? on China To Cancel College Majors That Don't Pay · · Score: 1

    Or you could just drop the prefix entirely. I never understood why the "liberal" bit needed to be tacked on. It's a B.A., not a B.LA (or a B.LA.H if you were an honors student).

  7. Re:Holy hell, they built a MALP! on NASA Rover 'Curiosity' Set For Saturday Launch · · Score: 2

    This rover probably wouldn't survive Titan very well. In the first TFA they state that Curiosity's potential landing zones are up to 45 degrees from the equator. Meaning it's not designed to withstand a martian arctic. And the warmest beach on Titan is going to be at least twice as cold as the most frigid dump on Mars.

  8. Re:PowerPC everywhere, on Mars on NASA Rover 'Curiosity' Set For Saturday Launch · · Score: 1

    Don't forget optionally radiation hardened...

  9. Re:proprietary? on The Sports Footage You Won't See Today On TV · · Score: 2

    Because it's easier to PVR something than it is to sneak in a high quality video camera with a wide angle lens?

  10. Re:Two vs One on 3-Way Price War On Black Friday: iPad, Nook, and Kindle · · Score: 1

    I played ketchup once. Ruined my clothes and stained the walls red. I don't advise it.

  11. Re:OK wow on Pakistan Bans 1600 Words and Phrases For Texting · · Score: 1

    Tampon is on the list as well as period.

    I'm guessing Pakistani women just fart some fairy dust every month then, no?

  12. Re:You can tell when you're wrong on Copyright Isn't Working, Says EU Technology Chief Neelie Kroes · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Too bad the "license" only applies when it suits the record company. Try snapping your favorite CD in half and asking the publisher for a replacement copy (plus S&H), since you've "purchased a license and not a physical object."

  13. Re:Who? on Inside Newegg's East Coast Distribution Center · · Score: 1

    And Canada.

  14. Re:US, get out on EU Speaks Out Against US Censorship · · Score: 1

    ARIN still handles the IP addresses for Canada and the Caribbean. It is located in the US and there is no alternative.

  15. Re:LOL! American Freedom! on AFL-CIO and Big Content Advocate For SOPA · · Score: 1

    The rest of the world SHOULD be worried. If SOPA (etc) passes it will effectively make a good chunk of the internet subject to US law. The remainder of the internet will either be willingly subject to US law, or risk exile outside of the "Great American Firewall"

    If this gets rammed through your government, it WILL change the internet.

  16. Re:Interesting... on Skilled Readers Recognize Words By Shape · · Score: 5, Funny

    One thing my girlfriend does that annoys the absolute piss out of me is ask me questions when i'm deep in thought writing an essay or coding. I swear this is my brain at those moments:

    Active process: writeProgram("Project.cpp")
    HARDWARE INTERRUPT: "Honey do you think I should curl my hair or straighten it for tomorrow?"
    caching audio file...
    Abort module(writeProgram);
    exiting to OS...
    exiting...
    loading Awareness.bat
    paging filesystem
    loading recognition:speech(5849932 bytes)
    loading calendar->tomorrow (4355 bytes)
    loading, hair (34382 bytes)
    loading, woman (0? bytes)
    accessing speech drivers
    Speak: "Ah..bu..wha..."
    IRQ conflict detected!
    resolving conflict
    emptying audio cache
    reloading speech driver...
    Ready.
    WARNING: audio recording length: 0 bytes
    Speak: "Um... yes?" ...
    "Why do you never listen to what I say!??"

  17. Oblig. on Ask Slashdot: Post-Quantum Asymmetric Key Exchange? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Get your most closely kept personal thought:
    put it in the Word .doc with a password lock.
    Stock it deep in the .rar with extraction precluded
    by the ludicrous length and the strength of a reputedly
    dictionary-attack-proof string of characters
    (this, imperative to thwart all the disparagers
    of privacy: the NSA and Homeland S).
    You better PGP the .rar because so far they ain’t impressed.
    You better take the .pgp and print the hex of it out,
    scan that into a TIFF. Then, if you seek redoubt
    for your data, scramble up the order of the pixels
    with a one-time pad that describes the fun time had by the thick-soled-
    boot-wearing stomper who danced to produce random
    claptrap, all the intervals in between which, set in tandem
    with the stomps themselves, begat a seed of math unguessable.
    Ain’t no complaint about this cipher that’s redressable!
    Best of all, your secret: nothing extant could extract it.
    By 2025 a children’s Speak & Spell could crack it.

    You can’t hide secrets from the future with math.
    You can try, but I bet that in the future they laugh
    at the half-assed schemes and algorithms amassed
    to enforce cryptographs in the past.

    And future people do not give a damn about your shopping,
    your Visa number SSL’d to Cherry-Popping
    Hot Grampa Action websites that you visit,
    nor password-protected partitions, no matter how illicit.
    And this, it would seem, is your saving grace:
    the amazing haste of people to forget your name, your face,
    your litanous* list of indefensible indiscretions.
    In fact, the only way that you could pray to make impression
    on the era ahead is if, instead of being notable,
    you make the data describing you undecodable
    for script kiddies sifting in that relic called the internet
    (seeking latches on treasure chests that they could wreck in seconds but didn’t yet
    get a chance to cue up for disassembly)
    to discover and crack the cover like a crème brûlée.
    They’ll glance you over, I guess, and then for a bare moment
    you’ll persist to exist; almost seems like you’re there, don’t it?
    But you’re not. You’re here. Your name will fade as Front’s will,
    ‘less in the future they don’t know our cryptovariables still.

    Now it’s an Enigma machine, a code yelled out at top volume
    through a tin can with a thin string, and that ain’t all you
    do to broadcast cleartext of your intentions.
    Send an email to the government pledging your abstention
    from vote fraud this time (next time: can’t promise).
    See you don’t get a visit from the department of piranhas.
    Be honest; you ain’t hacking those. It’d be too easy,
    setting up the next president, pretending that you were through freezing
    when you’re nothing but warming up: ‘to do’ list in your diary
    (better keep for a long time — and the long time better be tiring
    to the distribution of electrical brains
    that are guessing every unsalted hash that ever came).
    They got alien technology to make the rainbow tables with,
    then in an afternoon of glancing at ‘em, secrets don’t resist
    the loving coax of the mathematical calculation,
    heart of your mystery sent free-fall into palpitations.
    Computron will rise up in the dawn, a free agent.
    Nobody knows the future now; gonna find out — be patient.

  18. Re:slow down cowboy! on Firefox 8.0 Released · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Try it anyways.
    I just upgraded and all of my plugins are working just fine.

    Firefox's biggest problem isn't anything technical - it's that once they DO fix an outstanding issue, no one seems to recognize it. And IMO it would be a crying shame to kill a competent browser because of bad PR.

  19. Re:Police Ssurveillance on Two New Fed GPS Trackers Found On SUV · · Score: 1

    Because a pair of zip ties is faster, cheaper, and much more reliable?

    ~Signed, a former mechanic

  20. Re:You wish you were this guy on Two New Fed GPS Trackers Found On SUV · · Score: 1

    If he wants the cops to disappear, he should just dial 911 in a wealthy, affluent neighborhood.

    FTFY.

  21. Re:True for tablets, not computers on Apple's Secret Weapon To Influence Industry Pricing · · Score: 1

    Of course, with a roll-your-own PC you can always consider reusing parts from one build to the next. A good quality case can last a long (long) time, as can peripherals, drives, etc. Heck, you can even take old mobo/cpu/ram bundles, underclock them, and stuff it into a home server of some sort.

  22. 5 Step Program on DOJ Drops FOIA Rule To Permit Lying · · Score: 2

    1. Make laws
    2. Ignore those laws, do whatever you want
    3. Make new laws to cover your lies
    4. ???
    5. Profit

  23. Re:The most important question: on EU Scientists Working On Laser To Rip a Hole In Spacetime · · Score: 0

    It won't work unless we can somehow upload a Macintosh virus to their mothership first, to disable their shields.

  24. Re:Dialog is good and all... on Censored Religious Debate Video Released After Public Outrage · · Score: 4, Informative

    You've made the tragically common mistake of believing that a scientific "theory" means that it has no support.
    Rather, it is the opposite - a scientific theory is something which has overwhelming support.

    And while science may not yet (or ever) know the exact details of man's origins, we at least have something concrete and observable, unlike theologies wild-ass-guesses. And something is greater than nothing.

  25. Re:USA against the World? on US Defunds UNESCO After Palestine Vote · · Score: 1

    Border disputes aren't anything new. Canada has several border disputes with the US. Admittedly, it's nothing on the relative scale of Israel vs Palestine (although the Northwest Passage isn't exactly a minor disagreement) -- but the point is that if UNESCO membership required 100% agreement on national boundaries, there would be almost no eligible nations.
    With my apologies for being slightly pedantic.