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  1. Re:Zombies in Ohio... on Ohio Emergency Responders Stage Mock Zombie Invasion · · Score: 1

    ...about what?
    Hello?
    Hellloooo?
    Oh shit! The zombies got him!!
    Everyone panic!

  2. Re:Why not... on Apple's Lossless Audio Codec (ALAC) Now Open Source · · Score: 1

    "Good alternative" is entirely dependent on your must-have feature list.

  3. Re:Love Zalman coolers on Cutting Open a Heatsink Heatpipe To See Inside · · Score: 1

    Giant heatsinks are fun. I remember when I first strapped a Scythe Ninja to a Q6600. At first I was worried the case wouldn't close. Then I worried that the sheer mass of the thing (and both 120mm fans I strapped to it) would just pull the processor right out of it's socket. Then I closed the case and started to worry that I would never be able to open the thing again if it did fall off.

    Fortunately, it never did break. And, of course, after about a year I ripped the puny stock HSF off the 8800GT (in the same box), and replaced it with a monster GPU heatsink from Arctic Cooling. Strapped two 120mm fans to that thing also.

    I loved that box. It had lots of everything. Power, airflow, noise, dust... Good times.

  4. Re:9 Megatons on US's Most Powerful Nuclear Bomb Being Dismantled · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wait, I thought our standard unit of measurement around here was the LOC?
    So, just how much damage does a LOC, when dropped from a great height, do to an urban area? Anyone know? This is Slashdot... someone knows.

  5. Re:My car has a fail-safe device... on Jaguar Recalls 18,000 Cars Over Major Software Fault · · Score: 1

    Actually, I remember reading somewhere that, according to the head of BMW's M division, there is more demand for a row-your-own M5 in the US than in Europe. Apparently the dual-clutch "manumatics" are really popular across the pond.

  6. Re:Not a troll but.... on Ask Slashdot: GNU/Linux Laptops? · · Score: 1

    Supporting the 'legacy' would legitimize it. That is, it would (or may) encourage others to tread the same road to success. Not that I completely agree (or disagree...) with GP's sentiment. Just sayin.

  7. Re:Price Spikes on Retailers Respond To HDD Squeeze By Limiting Purchases, Raising Prices · · Score: 1

    Yeah, me too. Here I was just thinking about buying a dedicated NAS box for my place to cut back on the power bill. Fuck.

  8. Re:BBNX on Trademark Trouble For RIM Over New "BBX" Name · · Score: 2

    Other suggestions:

    BBXeh
    iBBX
    BB-XXX
    BBX 360
    neoBBX

    ?

  9. Re:Federal Law State Law on Legal Tender? Maybe Not, Says Louisiana Law · · Score: 1

    Verbal contract.

    Problem solved.

  10. Re:tl;dw on A Vigorous Discussion of Our Future In Space · · Score: 2

    C'mon. It's Bill Nye the muddafuggin Science Guy, Neil deFrikkinGrasse Tyson, the Slacker Astronomy chick, and the physicist who wrote "The Physics of Star Trek". Bill is awesome (as always), Tyson and Krauss spend half their time lobbing verbal jabs at each other, and Dr. Gay throws in a couple insightful points.

    The fuck else do you need here to buy in? A flashing neon sign saying "Naked Ladies" ?
    Trust me, It's an hour well spent. :)

  11. Re:Lesson learned on Security Researcher Threatened With Vulnerability Repair Bill · · Score: 1

    The PDF mentions accessing "approximately" 568 accounts.

  12. Re:MIght as well be on Apple's Siri As Revolutionary As the Mac? · · Score: 4, Funny

    iWhoosh.

  13. Re:So what's the advantage? on Mazda Stops Production of the Last Rotary Engine Powered Car · · Score: 3, Funny

    Not only that, but the triangle is spinning inside a peanut!

    Who *wouldn't* want a triangle-peanut powered car?

  14. Re:Can that tag ... on Linux Kernel Developer Declares VirtualBox Driver "Crap" · · Score: 3, Informative

    Sort of. The second rule was "You aren't nearly as clever as you think you are." Implying that you should always be trying to use tools/libraries/examples/asking_for_help rather than writing everything on your own in the dark. Because the alternative to following this rule was a fun little acronym my prof liked to use: "BFAI" - Brute Force And Ignorance. "You can solve anything with BFAI! But it's probably going to suck. Others will laugh at you."

    I like that rule too. :)

  15. Re:Can that tag ... on Linux Kernel Developer Declares VirtualBox Driver "Crap" · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My intro CS prof always told us that "The first rule of programming is.... the user is an idiot."

    And so far that rule has served me well. :)

  16. Re:My Script on Competing Contests To Create Pro- and Anti-Piracy PSAs · · Score: 1

    Oblig:

    You wouldn't download a car...

    Fuck you! I would if I could!

  17. Re:Heathens! on Can Relativity Explain Faster Than Light Particles? · · Score: 2

    "Beware, you who seek first and final principles, for you are trampling the garden of an angry God and he awaits you just beyond the last theorem."
    -Sister Miriam Godwinson

    Sorry, everything reminds me of a SMAX quote after i've been playing. :)

  18. Re:This is not impressive on 175 MPH Student-Built EV Smashes Speed Record · · Score: 2

    You could always just swap them out.

    I mean, if six guys can change four tires, fill a tank of gas, clean the grill and take a round of wedge out the ass end of a car in ~15 seconds then surely we can figure out how to switch a battery pack (or two) in a couple minutes.

  19. Re:So Long Farewell Avidazen Goodbye on Tevatron Has Come To the End of Its Run · · Score: 1

    What's "Goodnight sweet prince" in german? ;)

  20. Re:Memory? on Mozilla Foundation Releases Firefox 7 · · Score: 1

    I don't care when i'm at home either.
    But at the moment i'm at school, working off a 512mb netbook.
    Now I care.

  21. Re:Did the market really shift? on Can Newegg Survive the Post-PC Future? · · Score: 2

    Blame the consoles. Since everything nowadays is a port, the consoles have been holding the minimum specs waay down for quite a while. The next generation if and when it arrives should be interesting for the PC world too.

  22. Re:Senator Charles Schumer is correct on Senator Goes After 'Brazen' OnStar Privacy Shift · · Score: 1

    What's really going to fuck with your head is when you realize that OnStar is *always* on, weather or not you have (ever had) a subscription. Just hit the button twice for an operator.

  23. Re:The EULA said that? on EA's New User Agreement Bans Lawsuits · · Score: 1

    IANAL but i'm pretty sure, under Canadian law, that you can't contract someone into *not* suing you for fraud (specifically)

  24. Re:1 in 3200? on New Images of Tumbling US Satellite From Theirry Legaullt · · Score: 1

    Imagine if it hit a clown car.

    Or a clown car convention!

    It would be like 9/11 times one hundred!

    Yes. Ninety-one thousand one hundred...

  25. Re:Slashdot on Demystifying UEFI, the Overdue BIOS Replacement · · Score: 1

    Yeah, and they're giant, overpriced ripoffs. Back in the day you could buy a mid-range processor, gamble on getting a good chip, strap a fan the size of your face to the sucker, and crank that multiplier into the stratosphere. Then intel wizened up because people were taking their midgrade offerings and turning them into steroid injected beasts that would utterly crush their own top-of-the-line offerings. Enter the land of the locked multiplier for no reason other than to push people towards the "XTREEEEEM POWAAAH" processors with a great margin. It's like if Chevy started building 350's with a fracture in the block so you couldn't get more than 450hp out of them unless you ponied up for their big crate motors. Car enthusiasts would scream murder, but over in PC-hobbiest land we just shrug and take it. Bah.
    I understand it from a business sense, but still... it frustrates me.