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  1. Re:Agreed. on Pope Francis To Issue Encyclical On Global Warming · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The pope is nothing compared to liberals. Liberals have ALL the answers to life's problems. They also have a cohesive set of beliefs and standards that will create a perfect society if only the unwashed would listen to them, and follow their tenants religiously. In this sense Liberals ARE GOD, and are much much more important that some faggy as pedo called the pope. Don't believe me, just ask a liberal. She or he will tell you that in fact she is Perfect, and then wage a sin tax on you for being white.

    All must bow to the magnificence of liberal thought.

    I christen thee Stupidest Post of 2014

  2. Re:Slashdot's refusal to accept climate change... on Pope Francis To Issue Encyclical On Global Warming · · Score: 1

    You see the same thing whenever feminism comes up. Another reliable way to bring out the morons is anything like "Hey, guys, rape is bad and people who do it are bad people."

    If you equate rape with the few marginal forms of gender discrimination that still exist, you are part of the problem.

    QED

    OMG! HAHA! That's some funny shit right there. That's why I keep coming here, exchanges like that.

  3. Re:Good for him on Pope Francis To Issue Encyclical On Global Warming · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You hypocrites are always making fun of religion, and calling catholics pedophiles and faggots.

    That's bullshit and you know it ...

    We would never call catholics 'faggots'.

  4. Re:No group "owns" any day on the calendar. on Neil DeGrasse Tyson Explains His Christmas Tweet · · Score: 0

    The only thing offensive is that there are still people who think that Christmas is Jesus' (Joshua, Yeshua) was born on Christmas day.

    Okay, there are TWO things that are offensive - the other is that nominally educated people can't spell "believe".

    • Cunt
    • Cocksucker
    • Motherfucker

    Okay, now theirs lik 3 offensive things, if i've spelt thatt shit rite.

    Calling someone out for a typo while making a typo is also offensive ... or something.

    Also, your first sentence made my eyes bleed.

  5. Re:Surge pricing during security incident on Uber Pushing For Patent On Surge Pricing · · Score: 1

    Welcome to the New (AKA Crony) Capitalism. Price gouging and monopolistic practices used to be illegal. Now not only are they just good business sense, but in some cases patentable. But at least you know when you are being gouged that it is going to support a good cause (the free market).

  6. Re:Great observational skills on Birds Fled Area Before Tornadoes Appeared · · Score: 1

    Guess what, humans are essentially the only ones who can't tell when bad weather is coming.

    Conversely: humans are the only ones who can tell that not only is bad weather coming, but the probability of how much it will precipitate on a given area, and how long it will last and how high the winds will be, etc., etc., etc.

    We just don't do it with some built in internal sensor ... yet.

  7. Re:Dont worry, they will just take it from somewhe on 11 Trillion Gallons of Water Needed To End California Drought · · Score: 1

    ... and isn't helped by ignorant jackasses who insist that environmental concerns don't exist, that scientists are hucksters, and that God will provide everything we could ever want, forever.

    You could have just said "republicans," and we would have understood.

  8. Re:Don't worry guys... on Apparent Islamic Terrorism Strikes Sydney · · Score: 1

    ... but at this stage we don't know that it's not some nut-job who is trying to capitalise on the ISIS popularity.

    There's a difference?

  9. Re:Fire all the officers? on Once Again, Baltimore Police Arrest a Person For Recording Them · · Score: 2

    We love to rag on cops, but they do a dangerous job...

    I keep hearing this over and over, but you know what jobs are more dangerous?

    1. 1. Logging workers
    2. 2. Fishers and related fishing workers
    3. 3. Aircraft pilot and flight engineers
    4. 4. Roofers
    5. 5. Structural iron and steel workers
    6. 6. Refuse and recyclable material collectors
    7. 7. Electrical power-line installers and repairers
    8. 8. Drivers/sales workers and truck drivers
    9. 9. Farmers, ranchers, and other agricultural managers
    10. 10. Construction laborers

    There may be more, that's just the top 10 in the US.

    Source

  10. Re:Just wondering... on MIT Removes Online Physics Lectures and Courses By Walter Lewin · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Time to toss Richard Wagner's works seeing as how he was a racist.

    Or ... we could toss the people who makes decisions like this out on their ass, which is a much better idea. These fucking people are out of control.

  11. Re:I guess Elon Musk and Stephen Hawking on AI Expert: AI Won't Exterminate Us -- It Will Empower Us · · Score: 1

    And I am so happy that I finally got to use the term "pooh-pooh" in a /. post.

    Most /. posters have poo-poo in their post, it's just embedded.

  12. Re: Sad? Saddest? on The Sony Pictures Hack Was Even Worse Than Everyone Thought · · Score: 3, Interesting

    No fuck that. Fuck the higher ups and every step of the ladder that supports them. They are all responsible.

    That's the kind of thinking that causes people to turn into terrorists with all of the associated be-headings of completely innocent people and other moronic actions. It's fucking stupid. Stop it.

    You don't have perfect knowledge and you never will, so quit acting like you do.

  13. Re:Rollout in 2030 on How the Rollout of 5G Will Change Everything · · Score: 1

    For what it's worth, in my opinion the true difference that warrants using a new generation number is the move to OFDMA.

    OFDMA = "Oh Fuck, Da Masses are Angry, better roll out a new generation with a few more bps, a new 'Extra-Unlimited' data plan, and lower their caps."

  14. Re:Who cares on How the Rollout of 5G Will Change Everything · · Score: 5, Informative

    Who cares when your artificially and ridiculously low data cap is exceeded in 5 minutes?

    At 800 Gbps you would blow through AT&T's most expensive ($375/mo) shared data plan of 100GB of data in one second.

  15. Re: So basically on Republicans Block Latest Attempt At Curbing NSA Power · · Score: 1

    The Republicans voted against it because the Democrats were for it.

    That is the single best argument for not voting Republican that I've heard. My two year old thinks more critically than this.

  16. Re:My promise to automakers... on Carmakers Promise Not To Abuse Drivers' Privacy · · Score: 1
    Automaker's promise to Bugler412: Rest assured, your data is safe* with us.

    We promise to record all data in your car's on-board computer. We will then have that data automatically downloaded to our servers when you get your car serviced. No need to remove or shield the antenna, besides that would just void the warranty.

    * For values of safe as defined in your Tire Pressure Monitor EULA section 18, part t, paragraph 63.

  17. Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.
    To Ida Amin: I'm a idiot.
    Dog, as a devil deified, lived as a god.
    Solo gigolos

  18. Re:Haleluja ... on Pope Francis Declares Evolution and Big Bang Theory Are Right · · Score: 1

    If the Pope is (according to the Catholic Church) the infallible representative of God on this earth, then logically now, how can two popes say two different things?

    If you want to argue about papal infallibility it's probably wise that you understand papal infallibility and ex cathedra before uttering idiotic statements like what I quoted.

    To paraphrase: If you want to argue about jibberish, it is probably wise that you understand the jibberish whereof you speak, otherwise you may sound like you are speaking jibberish.

  19. Re:Net Neutrality Case-In-Point on Verizon Launches Tech News Site That Bans Stories On US Spying · · Score: 1

    You gotta admire the chutzpah. Even as they are saying to the FCC that they can be trusted with the authority to be the gatekeepers of the Internet, they put on a public display of their intent to inhibit public policy debate on the very issue of Net Neutrality itself.

    It's not chutzpah, this just shows you just how solidly they have the political system locked up. They have the politicians and regulators so firmly bought and paid for that they are not worried about those stooges one tiny bit, D or R. Good hell, they're even going after Attorneys General with lobbyists to stifle lawsuits.

  20. Re:OMG, if only... on Shooting At Canadian Parliament · · Score: 1

    The radicalized Brits returning home would be free radicals, right? Aren't free radicals good for your health or something?

    Actually, your description is apropos. Free Radicals cause cancer, and I can't think of a more fitting metaphor for radical Islam than it is a cancer with its adherents causing it to spread.

  21. Google: on China Bans "Human Flesh Searching" · · Score: 1
    Google: Fresh Humans!

    Brains, brains! BRAAAAAIIINNNNSSSS!!!!

    They're just trying to stop the zombie apocalypse.

  22. Re:Polygraph on FBI Says It Will Hire No One Who Lies About Illegal Downloading · · Score: 1
    Right?! The FBI is essentially saying,"To determine if you are bullshitting us, we're going to send you to this bullshit artist who will then proceed to try to out-bullshit you."

    Makes sense.

  23. Re:Fusion isn't "expensive", it's lossy on Fusion Reactor Concept Could Be Cheaper Than Coal · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's that the energy output is less than the energy inputs.

    They could fix this if they used Monster Cables.

  24. Re:I won't even read this because ... on Fusion Reactor Concept Could Be Cheaper Than Coal · · Score: 1

    Until they overcome the realities that containment fields break down so fast that the costs outweigh any benefit.

    This is just details. /s

    Fusion Reactor Concept Could Be Cheaper Than Coal

    What does the headline mean "could be"? This concept is cheaper than a coal plant right now; it cost them almost nothing next to a real coal plant. Now constructing one ... that's a different story.

    In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.

  25. It seems like viruses and exploits are getting names like rock bands.

    I went to VirusPalooza!!! The headliners were ShellSHOCK and Heartbleed. They were great. Also saw a bunch of others: Viruses from yesteryear like Wabbit and Creeper System, awesome viruses from the '80s CyberAIDS, Festering Hate Apple ProDOS, and Ghostball, modern stars like Stuxnet and CryptoLocker, and who could forget Y2K?!?