This is neither an IT Problem or a spreadsheet problem. I would think this falls more in line as a problem with poor Process Management and pure laziness to begin with, then Management's poor choices in their selection of (or lack there of) an ERP system.
This is just conjecture... but what if they left out a sentence intentionally?
"The article is misleading. We narrowly interpret every government request for user data to minimize disclosure. The mail scanning described in the article does not exist on our systems."
meant:
"The article is misleading. We narrowly interpret every government request for user data to minimize disclosure. The mail scanning described in the article does not exist on our systems. *COUGH* *COUGH* It DOES however run on systems provided by the NSA."
pffffffft... Nah, I'm betting a nerdy guy who can't bring himself to swear set the password. A woman would most likely chosen H2O. My money is on poo (or some l337 derivative therein).
Perhaps the city council can partner with HBO to provide content for "Taxi Cab Confessions". HBO could provide the CCTV monitors in exchange for access to the raw footage.
Okay, how long before the High-Capacity Building Cartridges are available? And will they only come 1/10th full? Perhaps the InkJet Manufacturer's have a new customer base to fleece... One slightly filled cartridge per color = PROFIT!
Sony installed a rootkit in both your DNA and PC years ago, they are just finding the one in the DNA now because the pattern file has *finally* been updated.
Ummm... My opinion is that the hobbyists are just trying to fix some bugs in calculators that the *IAA has been running into. Like for example, when they calculate damages. I think the results look similar to this: 3055 songs pirated * 0.99 per song = $309,234,408,345,345,384.94 in damages...
Okay, Let's put this into perspective. They are British? So, let's assume that they are also lugging a few hundred liters of Gin, and don't forget the Earl Grey. How straight and fast can you walk now? huh? Don't forget to add six or so hours for drinking in there.
What's next? Adware Batteries? Free power, only you get to watch adds on your portable tv, or listen to ads on your radio... oh wait... never mind...
WAIT!... Let's call Eveready and Duracell say we are consultants from Symantec, Mcafee or Sophos and we are here to create a strategy to help them win in this market space. A virus based battery... let's push out a pattern for that one boys...
How about plastered all over the side of a truck, like a certain CEO? Hey, if it's good enough for him, it's gotta be safe! And you have witnesses, and I'm sure they will swear that the data was delivered too, intact.
Actually, If I was a potential recipient of the arm, I would insist on a FU-grip. Ultra fast, efficient perfect single [middle] finger salute! And maybe a plethora of single hand or double in the case of a double amputee sign language insults to be volleyed at a moments notice.
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This is neither an IT Problem or a spreadsheet problem. I would think this falls more in line as a problem with poor Process Management and pure laziness to begin with, then Management's poor choices in their selection of (or lack there of) an ERP system.
This is just conjecture... but what if they left out a sentence intentionally?
"The article is misleading. We narrowly interpret every government request for user data to minimize disclosure. The mail scanning described in the article does not exist on our systems."
meant:
"The article is misleading. We narrowly interpret every government request for user data to minimize disclosure. The mail scanning described in the article does not exist on our systems. *COUGH* *COUGH* It DOES however run on systems provided by the NSA."
Wow, seriously? An anonymous first post, and you blow it with this? *Facepalm*
Speech Jammer? Just a few words to calculate it's worth: Mother in-law
I am sensing a future MythBusters episode in the making soon!!!!!!
pffffffft... Nah, I'm betting a nerdy guy who can't bring himself to swear set the password. A woman would most likely chosen H2O. My money is on poo (or some l337 derivative therein).
*Whispers* Ummmm... Can you turn off the click sound on your keyboard please? I'm trying to listen to the lecture...
Perhaps the city council can partner with HBO to provide content for "Taxi Cab Confessions". HBO could provide the CCTV monitors in exchange for access to the raw footage.
Hey now... let's not draw any hasty conclusions yet.
AWWW RIGHT!!!! Where do I sign up? oh wait, Pan-STARSS... nevermind... thought it read 1,400 Megapixel Porn-STARSS.....
Okay, how long before the High-Capacity Building Cartridges are available? And will they only come 1/10th full? Perhaps the InkJet Manufacturer's have a new customer base to fleece... One slightly filled cartridge per color = PROFIT!
Sony installed a rootkit in both your DNA and PC years ago, they are just finding the one in the DNA now because the pattern file has *finally* been updated.
NOOOOO!!!!!!! That means... Linus = Luke!?!?!?!?! ... Wait... The upshot is that we need now get to select a Princes Leah...
Ummm... My opinion is that the hobbyists are just trying to fix some bugs in calculators that the *IAA has been running into. Like for example, when they calculate damages. I think the results look similar to this: 3055 songs pirated * 0.99 per song = $309,234,408,345,345,384.94 in damages...
Okay, Let's put this into perspective. They are British? So, let's assume that they are also lugging a few hundred liters of Gin, and don't forget the Earl Grey. How straight and fast can you walk now? huh? Don't forget to add six or so hours for drinking in there.
Do they only come in Twin, Super Single and Full? Or do they have Queen and King too? I hope they are fitted... I hate it when they pop off!
Good news: Cancer deaths down. Other news: Liver disease is up, researchers are looking for cause & cure.
Pffffft.. Transformers... yeah right.
There are not enough weapons. This guy must be a Power Ranger.
Oh! Look at the cool clowns!
Oh... wait, those are Windows Administrators... my bad.
What's next? Adware Batteries? Free power, only you get to watch adds on your portable tv, or listen to ads on your radio... oh wait... never mind...
WAIT!... Let's call Eveready and Duracell say we are consultants from Symantec, Mcafee or Sophos and we are here to create a strategy to help them win in this market space. A virus based battery... let's push out a pattern for that one boys...
PROFIT!
How about plastered all over the side of a truck, like a certain CEO? Hey, if it's good enough for him, it's gotta be safe! And you have witnesses, and I'm sure they will swear that the data was delivered too, intact.
No, you have this all wrong! This is all a ploy by Orville Redenbacher to improve the bottom line.
1. Develop a more powerful microwave emitter
2. Add 30 extra seconds to cook time
3. Profit! (By people burning more popcorn faster)
"But the bag said 2 1/2 nanoseconds... and now look at this charcoal..."
Actually, If I was a potential recipient of the arm, I would insist on a FU-grip. Ultra fast, efficient perfect single [middle] finger salute! And maybe a plethora of single hand or double in the case of a double amputee sign language insults to be volleyed at a moments notice.
After the burial at C, everyone was seen celebrating it's life over bits of fresh browser cookies and an extra large serving of java.
Your half right...
When archeologists discover a 1,000,000 year old windows 2003 compute cluster they will undoubtedly call it the Clusterfckasaurus.