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Burying a Mainframe In Style

coondoggie writes "Some users have gone to great lengths to dispose of their mainframes but few have gone this far. On November 21, 2007, the University of Manitoba said goodbye to its beloved mainframe computer by holding a New Orleans-style jazz funeral for its 47-year-old IBM 650, Betelgeuse. In case you were wondering what an IBM 650's specifications were, according to this Columbia University site, the 650's CPU was 5ft by 3ft by 6ft and weighed 1,966 lbs, and rented for $3200 per month. The power unit was 5x3x6 and weighed 2,972 pounds. The card reader/punch weighed 1,295 pounds and rented for $550/month. The memory was a rotating magnetic drum with 2000-word capacity (10 digits and sign) and random access time of 2.496 ms. For an additional $1,500/month you could add magnetic core memory of 60 words with access time of .096ms. Big Blue sold some 2,000 of the mainframes, making it one of the first successfully mass-produced computers."

197 comments

  1. Why recycle it? by odsock · · Score: 5, Funny

    It deserved a burial at C!

    1. Re:Why recycle it? by dintech · · Score: 1

      Burying a Mainframe In Style

      I'm so disappointed. I thought this was going to be about makeovers...

    2. Re:Why recycle it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Don't worry, it made it to the perl-y gates ;)

    3. Re:Why recycle it? by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Funny
      "It deserved a burial at C!"

      Not to worry, just say it's name three times, and it will come back to life!!

      "Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse"

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    4. Re:Why recycle it? by grub · · Score: 2, Funny

      Burying a Mainframe In Style
      I'm so disappointed. I thought this was going to be about makeovers...


      Sounds like you may be in the market for a Mac.

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    5. Re:Why recycle it? by dintech · · Score: 1

      Burying a Mainframe In Style
      I'm so disappointed. I thought this was going to be about makeovers...

      Sounds like you may be in the market for a Mac.

      Haha, that was pretty funny. Welcome to my Friends list 'honey'.

    6. Re:Why recycle it? by Cicero382 · · Score: 1

      Note that they have disconnected it and buried it and it's STILL not secure.

      (You know, the old joke: disconnect it, bury it in concrete... Ah, never mind).

    7. Re:Why recycle it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha, that was pretty funny. Welcome to my Friends list 'honey'.

      Thanks, I love the Mac and get laugh at the "Mac == Gay" jokes.

    8. Re:Why recycle it? by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you may be in the market for a Mac.

      Clippy in a switch ad? Oh, the humanity.

    9. Re:Why recycle it? by joaommp · · Score: 1

      Conclusion: you're gay.

    10. Re:Why recycle it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't know Clippy was a switch - is he a Mac user?

    11. Re:Why recycle it? by Drooling+Iguana · · Score: 1

      Well, he's made of metal and about the size of a finger, so he could make a decent makeshift switch provided you put some kind of insulator on the part that you're going to be touching.

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    12. Re:Why recycle it? by Cyberia · · Score: 1

      After the burial at C, everyone was seen celebrating it's life over bits of fresh browser cookies and an extra large serving of java.

  2. Party like it's 1981 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " On November 21, 2007, the University of Manitoba said goodbye to its beloved mainframe computer by holding a New Orleans-style jazz funeral for its 47-year-old IBM 650, Betelgeuse. "

    I'll have to try that with DOS sometimes.

  3. Off the roof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    taking it up the freight elevator, and pushing it off the roof ala bofh is more fun.

    1. Re:Off the roof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      taking it up the freight elevator...
      That's what she said.
    2. Re:Off the roof by operagost · · Score: 1

      I tried that once. It created a 10 foot deep crater and registered 6.9 on the Richter scale.

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    3. Re:Off the roof by UseTheSource · · Score: 1

      Nah, shooting old hardware is way more fun.

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  4. and in its place... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    > It leaves behind some 25 servers that are now needed
    > to run these systems

    25 servers that will have to be taken offline for patches,
    hardware upgrades, error analysis, disk failures, subnet
    changes...

    25 servers that will require a dozen admin staff and ongoing
    per-instance support contracts with hardware and software
    vendors.

    25 servers pulling a magnitude more power, requiring heavy-
    duty cooling and a bank of UPS.

    25 servers that will be decommissioned in three years at
    ``end of life''.

    This is progress.

    1. Re:and in its place... by imsabbel · · Score: 1, Informative

      25 servers that will have to be taken offline for patches,
      hardware upgrades, error analysis, disk failures, subnet
      changes...

      >25 servers that will require a dozen admin staff and ongoing
      >per-instance support contracts with hardware and software
      >vendors.

      This is called "no single point of failure". 25 servers with one down= 24 still working...

      >25 servers pulling a magnitude more power, requiring heavy-
      >duty cooling and a bank of UPS.

      Are you retarted? Sorry, excuse this rhetoric question..
      The disc unit alone pulls more power than a normal 110V line can supply. A full machine most likely would have drawn as much as a fully pimped out modern rack... with about 6 orders of magnitude more of everything in it.

      >25 servers that will be decommissioned in three years at
      >``end of life''.

      As opposed to paying the same rate for a long depricated machine...

      >This is progress.

      Well yes. but nobody will stop you if you want buy that piece of shit and put it in your room if you like it better than modern computers...

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    2. Re:and in its place... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      what the hell is a "retart"?

    3. Re:and in its place... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      A second helping of desert.

    4. Re:and in its place... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Presumably it's a tart all over again.

    5. Re:and in its place... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      25 servers that will be decommissioned in three years at
      ``end of life''.

      As opposed to paying the same rate for a long depricated machine...

      Apparently you missed the OP's point: machines can do their job long after they've been "depricated." It's probably silly to continue paying $3200/month to rent a 50 year old computer, but it's equally silly to throw away perfectly functional commodity servers or desktops after 3 years just because "it's time." Do you really need the latest generation of hardware to serve web pages?
    6. Re:and in its place... by ibentmywookie · · Score: 1

      I think it may be similar to "reburger".

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    7. Re:and in its place... by petes_PoV · · Score: 4, Informative
      The box they actually "buried" (note, this is a journalistic misrepresentation - it was scrapped, not buried. The metals make it far too valuable to merely throw away) was a 60MIPS bottom of the range Amdahl. At current rates of conversion, that corresponds to about 4 or 5 modern PCs.

      Typically a datacentre will have 1 admin person on shift for every 800-1200 PC type servers, as opposed to the specialised staff that a mainframe needs.

      The servers need the same quality of power, cooling, maintenance, security and monitoring that a mainframe does, so there's very little difference - except you can place the servers in a single rack, using a fraction of the floorspace.

      Also, mainframes too are usually replaced on a 3 - 5 year cycle in most places simply for economic reasons. New tech is faster, cheaper, more reliable and supportable. The story gives the impression that the university got rid of a 47 year old mainframe - they didn't. The box they "buried" was less than 10 years old and the nonsense about card readers and monthly rental costs is completely irrelevant to the removal of the Amdahl - it would never have any of these attributes.

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    8. Re:and in its place... by FireFury03 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Do you really need the latest generation of hardware to serve web pages?

      No. But you might find it is more economic to do so. If you can consolidate 4U of servers into 1U (for example), then it may be cheaper to do so rather than continue to rent the 4U of space (and it'll save power and generate less heat too).

    9. Re:and in its place... by Ed+Avis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is called "no single point of failure". 25 servers with one down= 24 still working...

      More likely, 25 servers with one down = most of them broken, because the one that failed was providing DNS or external network connectivity or NFS serving or Kerberos authentication or the database or...

      You can't assume that just splitting services across different machines will make them more reliable. Most of the time it makes them less reliable, because instead of a single point of failure you now have several points of failure and if any one of them goes wrong then your systems break. A mainframe is a single point of failure and if it dies, everything dies... but it doesn't tend to die because the hardware and software are designed to be more resilient than standard PC hardware and operating systems.

      Yes, you can use commodity hardware and software and distribute your computing tasks to get good reliability, as Google does with its hordes of cheap servers answering search queries. But you have to be clever to do it. Just taking one system and splitting it into twenty-five interdependent systems does not add reliability.
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    10. Re:and in its place... by Alioth · · Score: 4, Informative

      If you read TFA, you'll find the mainframe they were decommissioning WAS modern - it was installed in 2005. What the funeral was for was for the line of mainframes, not a 45 year old machine still in service.

    11. Re:and in its place... by Tapi · · Score: 1

      To be fair, after 47 years a machine with a 60 word memory is well past end of life. I did my work practicum at the University of Manitoba and as a bit of a history geek seeing that machine was inspiring.

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    12. Re:and in its place... by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is called "no single point of failure". 25 servers with one down= 24 still working... There's really no "single point of failure" in most mainframe systems either. I don't know about this particular one, but most mainframes have redundant processors, mainboards, storage, power supplies, etc. In many modern mainframes you can swap out a motherboard or a power supply with no downtime. Mainframes typically run 24x7 with very minimal maintenance compared to to 25 servers. Forget "three 9's", mainframes typically have 100% uptime for years on end.

      That being said, I think the debate in servers vs. mainframes is long since over -- servers won, for the most part, except in mission critical applications where 100% uptime is mandatory. Servers are cheaper and with clustering you get extremely high availability and/or computation power to spare.

    13. Re:and in its place... by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

      Is that a form of "ass burgers?"

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    14. Re:and in its place... by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      When did nostalgia take over and people's brain stop working on a logical level? I blame "That 70s Show."

      25 servers that will have to be taken offline for patches,
      hardware upgrades, error analysis, disk failures, subnet
      changes...


      And look, they're all redundant with storage on a high-availabiity SAN. Sure you have to take a machine offline maybe once every couple of months, but who notices?

      25 servers that will require a dozen admin staff and ongoing
      per-instance support contracts with hardware and software
      vendors.


      A dozen admin staff for 25 servers? Where do you work, Inefficiency Inc?

      Also, it's not like IBM ever sold support contracts on their mainframes. Do me a favor, look up the per-seat cost of IBM's Lotus Notes software and compare it to the per-seat of Microsoft's far superior Outlook. Then come back and tell me that IBM contracts are cheaper than other vendors.

      25 servers pulling a magnitude more power, requiring heavy-
      duty cooling and a bank of UPS.

      Oh yes, because modern 3U servers pull *a magnitude* more power than a room-sized mainframe. Oh wait, no they don't, you're full of crap. I bet the CPU of that mainframe alone pulled enough power to account for at least 15 of those modern servers, and that's not counting the storage or peripherals.

      Seriously, full of crap.

      This is progress.

      Yes, because the part of this you're missing, or purposely not acknowledging, is that those 25 servers do roughly 20,000 times *more stuff* than the one mainframe. Those 25 servers aren't just storing financial records like the old mainframe, but they're providing the entire commnications infrastructure for the school including storing 40MB file attachments for hundreds of email users, they're enabling reporting on a level that the IBM mainframe programmers couldn't imagine, and they're doing it all in a tenth the time and with far fewer staff.

      Please have someone smack the nostalgia out of you before posting next time, k? So the rest of us can have a rational discussion.

    15. Re:and in its place... by moosesocks · · Score: 1

      This is called "no single point of failure". 25 servers with one down= 24 still working...


      Mainframes tend to be at least triply-redundant in virtually every single component. Any event that would bring down a "good" mainframe (eg. server room hit by asteroid) would almost certainly bring down all 25 replacement servers as well.

      Just like the mainframe, a datacentre also has "single points of failure" depending upon the network connectivity, power distribution, fire prevention etc....
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    16. Re:and in its place... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ave.

      Only 25?

    17. Re:and in its place... by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1

      It's a "depricated" retort....

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    18. Re:and in its place... by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      If you have ever been personally responsible for 25+ servers you would know that after three years it "really is time." the failure rate of those systems spikes. Sure many of us have had that box at home that has run perfectly for 7 years. I have certainly and I have certainly seen old boxen like that working happily in a production system as well.

      I also know that SCSI disks and back planes seem to start to just die after 36months or so; no not all at once but at a much greater rate then their younger counter parts. The difference is infact large enough that depending on what application the server hosts and how important it is to your business I think its very possible that the risks out weigh the cost of a new box. Its also worth note that its much easier to migrate when if something goes wrong you know you can just power up the old box, rather then oh shit the old box has two bad disks in that array if I loose another heads will roll type situation unless this new box works an works now; type situation.

      I have done both and I know its usually worth buying a new box before you need it.

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    19. Re:and in its place... by david.given · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Mainframes tend to be at least triply-redundant in virtually every single component. Any event that would bring down a "good" mainframe (eg. server room hit by asteroid) would almost certainly bring down all 25 replacement servers as well.
      There's an old story, possibly apocryphal, about a mainframe (a Vax, IIRC) in an upper-floor data center. There was an earthquake, and the building was heavily damaged. When they went in afterwards, they discovered that the mainframe was still running and still responding to remote queries... despite the floor having given way underneath. The thing was running off its emergency power while dangling from all of its cables. Their customers hadn't even noticed.
    20. Re:and in its place... by eat+here_get+gas · · Score: 1

      which one, the Gobi or the Sahara?

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    21. Re:and in its place... by OldeTimeGeek · · Score: 1
      You're right. Every mainframe that I've worked with was designed to assure uptime. Internal error correction, modular components that could be swapped out without powering down, diagnostics that current servers are only now coming close to approaching... They took up vast amounts of space, weren't incredibly flexible and required a small power plant to run, but they ran. And ran. And ran.

      Funny thing, I was looking at some of the newer blade servers and remarked to the sales tech that I was talking to about how many of the features (diagnostics, redundant processors, etc.) looked an awful lot like the mainframes of old.

    22. Re:and in its place... by whereiswaldo · · Score: 1


      One way new computers can be cheaper is a reduced number of CPUs for the same or better processing power. If you use software that is charged by the CPU, upgrading your hardware is an easy way to save money.

    23. Re:and in its place... by ScrappyLaptop · · Score: 1
      "what the hell is a "retart"?"


      That would be a low-IQ retort.

    24. Re:and in its place... by operagost · · Score: 1

      That's a naiive view of system architecture. DNS, Kerberos, databases, and file serving can all be implemented in redundant configurations. Your entire argument is instantly invalidated by your admission that the mainframe constitutes a true single point of failure. Your specific mention of DNS indicates you are not even aware that the standard configuration uses one secondary server at minimum. Even in a boorly designed, nonclustered multiple server environment, an outage usually means something can be done, while with a mainframe nothing can be done. Assuming that the mainframe will be more reliable is just as foolhardy as assuming that distributing services over multiple machines will make the system more available. Mainframes may use old, unreliable hardware and small systems can use the latest high-end, redundant hardware. Assumptions stink, design rules.

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    25. Re:and in its place... by Fnordulicious · · Score: 1

      That's not very nice, calling a Vax a mainframe. Vaxen are technically minicomputers, even the beastly 8800 series.

    26. Re:and in its place... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Mainframes may use old, unreliable hardware and small systems
      > can use the latest high-end, redundant hardware.

      This poster obviously has never worked on real hardware like mid-range and mainframe systems. Old != reliable. Mainframes and their like are often the true definition of redundant; the rest of us are simply trying to copy the mainframe with commodity hardware and software.

      > Assumptions stink, design rules.

      Reverse your targets.

    27. Re:and in its place... by dlanod · · Score: 1

      25 servers that will have to be taken offline for patches, hardware upgrades, error analysis, disk failures, subnet changes...

      25 servers that will require a dozen admin staff and ongoing per-instance support contracts with hardware and software vendors.

      25 servers pulling a magnitude more power, requiring heavy- duty cooling and a bank of UPS.

      25 servers that will be decommissioned in three years at ``end of life''.

      ...and one ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.
  5. Sad news. by Funkcikle · · Score: 2, Funny

    Shame they'll still be paying IBM for it for the next three years.

  6. Kudos by Martian_Kyo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    to the guy(or girls and guys) who did this. Any machine that has been in service or at least functional for 47 years, deserves this kind of respect and this kind of send off.

    Yes, i know it's only a machine, and it has no feelings. But this is a respectful send off, and 'job well done, thank you' to all people who were involved in designing, maintaining and producing this mainframe.

    Plus...it's a very cool..and sounds like fun.

    1. Re:Kudos by supersnail · · Score: 4, Informative

      As far as I can work out from the article what survived for 47 years was the server name and the applications.

      " in its final incarnation as an Amdahl Millienium 1050.."

      There is a lot of mention of IMS which wasnt available till the 1970s so all in all
      this is a pretty standard history for any mainframe site. (apart from actually replacing the
      mainframe which hardly ever happens).

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    2. Re:Kudos by Martian_Kyo · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yeh, you are quite right.
      I dug around the article and links in it a little more, came to the server timeline/history

      1960 IBM 650 / IBM 1401 (Punched cards)
      1965 IBM 360/50 / IBM 1401 (funded by NRC)
      1970 IBM 360/65 / IBM 360/40 (first IMS applications)
      1975 IBM 370/168
      1980 Amdahl V7
      1985 Amdahl 580 and V7
      1990 IBM 3090-600
      1995 Amdahl 5890-300
      2000 Amdahl Millennium 415
      2005 Amdahl Millennium 1015

      Still a nice gesture, once again, mostly cause of the people who worked with it, than the machine itself.

    3. Re:Kudos by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      It's like the old joke about the lumberjack with a two hundred year old axe that's been in the family for generations.

      Good as new, it's just had a hundred new handles and fifty new axe heads along the way.

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    4. Re:Kudos by natoochtoniket · · Score: 2, Funny

      How many times have we seen something like this? ... The Amdahl Millennium runs a 5890 emulator. The 5890 machine runs a 3090 emulator. The 3090 runs an Amdahl V7 emulator, which simulates an IBM system-390. That 390 runs a system-360 emulation kernel. The 360 runs a 1401 emulator. And, the 1401 runs the 650 emulator. The original grade-report and transcript program, which was written in 650 machine code, was running on that 650 emulator because the only copy of the source deck was destroyed by mice in 1963. The upgrade was made possible after a student working in the registrars office last semester rewrote the whole system to run on a laptop. Next year they will hire another student to secure that laptop. ;-)

  7. CPU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    So the weight and exorbitant (extortionate?) cost of the CPU are known. So how fast was it, the CPU? And how come it continued to be used this century?

    1. Re:CPU by NetDanzr · · Score: 1

      The computer speed varied based on what operation has been done. According to the Columbia 650 page, the machine could do addition and subtraction in 0.4 Msec, which translates into 2.5kHz. Division was the slowest operation, at 25 Msec, which is 40Hz.

    2. Re:CPU by pjt33 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Surely 25 Msec is over 17 hours, and corresponds to 40uHz.

    3. Re:CPU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      25Msec is almost 7000 hours. And stop calling me Shirley.

  8. Re:Linux is a game, not an operating system by kakofb · · Score: 1

    Haha this got modded down before 'First Trout' did

  9. and in its place...New fangled bits. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "This is progress."?

    But...but...it runs Linux.

  10. Reduce, reuse, refuse? by pla · · Score: 2, Insightful

    the 650's CPU was 5ft by 3ft by 6ft and weighed 1,966 lbs, and rented for $3200 per month. The power unit was 5x3x6 and weighed 2,972 pounds.

    ...And if they had recycled the copper and aluminum in just one of each rather than burying them, they could have bought an entire lab of mid-range PCs with it.

    But hey, that wouldn't get kitchy national media attention.

    1. Re:Reduce, reuse, refuse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      could make some grave robbers very rich.

    2. Re:Reduce, reuse, refuse? by Guano_Jim · · Score: 2, Informative

      From TFE (The F*cking Eulogy), right below the text you quoted:

      But now we must lay you under the flora, because we have to go deal with this bloody Aurora. So we commit your parts to be recycled.

      Perhaps its parts were indeed recycled. So they got the money and kitchy media attention.

    3. Re:Reduce, reuse, refuse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..And if they had recycled the copper and aluminum in just one of each rather than burying them, they could have bought an entire lab of mid-range PCs with it
      And they could have recovered even more money out of the silver, gold, paladium and platinum in it. Those items were heavy additions to the weight of older computers, especially stuff in the mainframe line. Technological advances and just plain skimping has reduced the content of those valuable metals in the manufacture of computer equipment over the years.

      Salvaging them used to be good business and that industry has helped manipulate the laws to where it is getting more likely you will have to pay to get equipment recycled and yes, of course the newer gear has fewer of those valuable metals to make the salvage profitable. Many of the recycling processes used then were highly toxic as well, tanks of mercury solutions for example.
    4. Re:Reduce, reuse, refuse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      exactly heck in the video 4 people are carrying whatever it was. I doubt 4 people could carry 5000+ lbs of weight.

    5. Re:Reduce, reuse, refuse? by archen · · Score: 1

      Personally I think it's sort of tragic that it was just recycled. I mean for a university that has a CS department, I can't think of a more interesting testament to computer technology than a mainframe that was a part of the university infrastructure for over 40 years. I would have made an interesting display case and put it in a lobby somewhere. You can get a bunch of stuff to recycle anywhere, but something like this with history behind it just doesn't come up that often.

    6. Re:Reduce, reuse, refuse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...And if you had bothered to RTFA instead of just the misleading summary, you'd know that they don't even have a 1996 lb. 650 CPU, nor are they burying what they do have.

  11. Death of the 486 Party by nighty5 · · Score: 1

    In my twenties a bunch of friends (about 10 of us) had a Death of the 486 Party.

    This was when Intel decided to focus on the Pentium chips.

    We couldn't afford to sacrifice a 486 at the time, they were still too expensive but we did hold a sacrifice of a 286.

    We had a ceremony, bon fire and tossed the hardware in the fire.

    Flamed by alcohol and good times, it was an absolute riot!

    1. Re:Death of the 486 Party by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We couldn't afford to sacrifice a 486 at the time, they were still too expensive but we did hold a sacrifice of a 286.
      It's hardly the death of a processor when it's still too expensive to cast away frivolously. It'd be like me declaring the death of a 2004 Honda Civic because the 2008 models are here. The 2004 runs fine.
    2. Re:Death of the 486 Party by dreamchaser · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hey, any excuse to party and burn something works for me!

  12. I can't do it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I tried really hard to make "Betelgeuse Has A Posse," but the only image editor I have is Paint, and that's really also the extent of my image editing skills anyway. :(

    1. Re:I can't do it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tried really hard to make "Betelgeuse Has A Posse," but the only image editor I have is Paint, and that's really also the extent of my image editing skills anyway. :(
      Give this one a try.
  13. Oh by Sterling+Christensen · · Score: 3, Funny

    And here I was picturing the way they decommissioned that printer in Office Space after reading the article title.

  14. Re:Linux is a game, not an operating system by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

    It's the current cute aphorism at the bottom of the page, which makes it even funnier.

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  15. Just wondering.... by edwardpickman · · Score: 2, Funny

    Was the handcrank extra or did they come standard?

    1. Re:Just wondering.... by hey! · · Score: 4, Funny

      Kid, this was a mainframe, not an abacus. It didn't have a handcrank, it had a boiler.

      It's probably still accurate to say it was operated by cranks though.

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  16. "Big Blue sold some 2,000 of the mainframes..." by grolaw · · Score: 1

    No, they LEASED THEM.

    How can you abstract an article - denominating the lease rates and conclude that, "Big Blue sold some 2,000 of the mainframes.."?

    1. Re:"Big Blue sold some 2,000 of the mainframes..." by simong · · Score: 1

      Not always true. Many companies bought theirs outright, but had them hosted and maintained by IBM on an IBM site. It's still the case today - I worked for a company who bought a zSeries outright, their third, but it lived in IBM's mainframe hall in Warwick. In the end it's whatever suits the balance sheet better.

    2. Re:"Big Blue sold some 2,000 of the mainframes..." by grolaw · · Score: 1

      This machine? From the '60's? I bet that the lease ended within the past 10 years.

      In the end, it is whatever fit IBM's balance sheet - albeit that distributed computing has made the monopoly far less powerful.

      I cut my teeth on a DEC PDP 11 (at a private high school!) - worked on a 370 series with MUSIC/SP in college and miss neither.....

      I well know that the University paid IBM big bucks - I had core time limits - as did every other kid.

    3. Re:"Big Blue sold some 2,000 of the mainframes..." by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 1

      I was just wondering if they were still paying rent on that thing. The article leaves the matter open to question.

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    4. Re:"Big Blue sold some 2,000 of the mainframes..." by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 1

      Often for tax purposes, a company specs and buys a computer then immediately sells it back to the leasing firm, which might just be an arm of the same company that sold the machine in the first place.

      Where I work, we have some machines on lease, but the contract stipulates a right to buy the harddrives if we ever give the machines back. Often machines that go off lease are never collected by the leasing company, they are so old they just go to the salvage company.

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    5. Re:"Big Blue sold some 2,000 of the mainframes..." by grolaw · · Score: 1

      Yes, you expense a lease - but you have to depreciate a capital asset.

      That's not what IBM's business model was. They wanted the right to assert their ownership of the machine, the OS and many applications. That is "vertical integration" in IBM-speak in reality it was a captive business at the mercy of a sole-source vendor.

  17. respect for the machine by wikinerd · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately I have witnessed cases where historic mainframes were dumped in empty land with no special consideration. It is a direct insult to the engineers who built these wonderful machines to dump them like normal trash without some sign of respect. Old computing parts should be sent to museums, not dumped like trash.

    1. Re:respect for the machine by petes_PoV · · Score: 1
      Personally I doubt if the engineers who built these wonderful machines give a rat's .... about where they end up. After they've been paid it's on to the next and bigger and better project. Life's too short to shed a tear every time an obsolete, inefficient and crushingly expensive (we saved over $500k per year on power bills by replacing an ECL mainframe with a CMOS one) box gets scrapped.

      These days with the price of metals, no-one in their right mind would dump one of these in landfill, they get shipped off to the third world and stripped for precious metals then ground up and re-smelted for all the others.

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  18. Thank you very much AC. by strcpy(NULL,... · · Score: 1

    That was really informative.

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  19. a bit of accurate reporting would be nice by petes_PoV · · Score: 4, Insightful
    OK, this box might have started life in 1960 as an IBM, but it hasn't been one of those for many, many years. Like all good product lines IBM and Ahdahl have provided upgrade paths, so it stopped being it's original configuration before most slashdotters were born. I doubt that it has any of it's original parts left - not even the power plug.

    In fact a Millenium 1015 is quite a recent mainframe - introduced in 2000, (hence the name) although the 1015 is the bottom of the range unit with just a single processor.

    It would be nice if reporters actually researched this story instead of merely cat'n'pasting the whimsical and completely inaccurate press release.

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    1. Re:a bit of accurate reporting would be nice by fmobus · · Score: 1

      well, to keep with the analogy, is not like most of our parts (ie. cells, atoms) are the same for our whole lifes anyway

    2. Re:a bit of accurate reporting would be nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's like this centuries old axe that is still like new. Sure, the head has been replaced a few times, and the handle at some other times. But still like new after centuries of use, it's amazing.

    3. Re:a bit of accurate reporting would be nice by realperseus · · Score: 1

      Here is a timeline of the mainframe from the university's website..

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    4. Re:a bit of accurate reporting would be nice by realperseus · · Score: 2, Informative

      Original link incorrect... Here is a timeline of the mainframe from the university's website..

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    5. Re:a bit of accurate reporting would be nice by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      I doubt that it has any of it's [sic] original parts left - not even the power plug
      You mean like Trigger's broom?
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    6. Re:a bit of accurate reporting would be nice by boa13 · · Score: 1

      That said, I believe this is the first time I see a "300 Multiple Choices" page! :-D

    7. Re:a bit of accurate reporting would be nice by Yetihehe · · Score: 1

      And what about tattoos?

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  20. #9, Cray-1 in Stockholm by G3ckoG33k · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The Swedish National Museum of Science and Technology put the first Cray 1 sold in Sweden on display yesterday (18 Dec 2007). It has the serial number 9!

    While not as old as the IBM machine, Cray always had a special aura of super-duper-power-ueber-performance to me. -

    1. Re:#9, Cray-1 in Stockholm by lluBdeR · · Score: 1

      Also, that one scene in Sneakers would've been pretty boring if Cosmo'd simple had a rack of boring beige boxes.

    2. Re:#9, Cray-1 in Stockholm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aaah ... de server is börk börk!

  21. Reduce, reuse, refuse?-Solyet green. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well in the spirit. Maybe we should recycle people. Just look at all those minerals and protein going to waste. Slashdot alone would feed a lot of homeless people for months on end.

  22. And in it's place by Colin+Smith · · Score: 2, Informative

    You put a rack of 25 servers, running virtualisation software with an FC array of disk storage.

    Welcome to the modern mainframe.

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    1. Re:And in it's place by hey! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Mainframes are not primarily about calculation bandwidth (that's a supercomputer); they're about I/O bandwidth. If you watch the processor usage on your personal computer when it is slowed to a crawl, you'll see that most of the time the CPU utilization is not particularly high. That means the CPU is starved for I/O. That's why the lowest range IBM mainframe CPU, although not much more powerful than an Intel Core 2 Extreme, handles dozens of times the load except on compute bound tasks like cryptography (which is handled by special coprocessors on the mainframe).

      You can build a supercomputer by clustering relatively weak processors, however that supercomputer is limited to problems that can be efficiently parallelized. Fortunately that set of problems is highly useful.

      Similarly you can attempt to build a mainframe out of low end boxes hooked up to high bandwidth storage, but you have similar limitations in the I/O domain: you are hooking up a bundle of straws to a fire hose. If individual processes need more than one straw's worth of I/O bandwidth, this approach does not work.

      Arguably you can most often find a way to break down a task into small I/O chunks; some tasks like Internet indexing and search fall naturally into that paradigm. Other tasks that are transactional in nature and require certain global semantic constraints to be enforced can be distributed, but with considerable overhead and complexity in application design and system administration.

      The best reason to go with a cluster of cheap servers is incrementalism. If you're up to your eyeballs in servers you can just reorganize them as you suggest, without getting all new software and IT staff. If I set out to create an application that takes twenty-five to fifty individual servers, I'd definitely look at a mainframe as a host.

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  23. MUH! by wikinerd · · Score: 3, Interesting

    it's only a machine, and it has no feelings

    But how do you know this?

    And do you think that you are not a machine and that you have feelings? And if so how do you know this?

    How can you be so sure that the mathematical entities inside your beige box computer are not self-aware? How can you know that they don't scream when you shut the computer off and are not reborn when you grant them electrical current the next morning?

    Do you really know that you are anything different than a little sim in a simulated world, or a self-aware mathematical entity in a mathematical universe?

    You don't really know this for absolutely sure, do you? Then how can you claim so easily that something is only a machine and has no feelings when you don't even known whether you are a machine, and whether what you call your feelings are nothing more than simulated or mathematical constructs that you perceive as feelings?

    1. Re:MUH! by MyLongNickName · · Score: 3, Funny

      Been skipping your medication again? :)

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    2. Re:MUH! by Martian_Kyo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't know anything for sure, nobody does. However it IS very impractical and redundant to start every sentence with 'As far as I know' or with 'I might be wrong here'.

      That's understood, everything I type and know is relative to the information I have and the way I perceive it. For all we know you could be a figment of my imagination, or I could be the figment of yours, or we could be a figments of someone else's. While metaphysics are fun and seemingly profound and deep, they are ultimately pointless. The fact (question arises, what is fact and what is mass hallucination ) that computer cannot effectively communicate its feelings to me makes 'it only a thing that has no feeling to me'. Reality is not something stable, it's basically the general consensus of a large group of people. For some people God is reality, for others aliens.

      So yes everything you said could be right, it could be just nonsense as well.

      These arguments/discussion are pointless. The real question arises is 'Is it worth discussing?'

      You said:

      Do you really know that you are anything different than a little sim in a simulated world, or a self-aware mathematical entity in a mathematical universe? I could ask you 'Do you really know we are sims in a simulated world? What proof do you have?'
      And that would make this just a modified 'Does god exist argument.'...which are pointless as well.

      So here are my final statements:
      Given the current evidence, I can only conclude this is the only reality there is as currently there is no evidence of any other
      Given the current evidence, I can only conclude computers have no feelings, as currently there is no evidence of computers displaying self-conscious actions

      The truth is not absolute, no one said it was and who ever think it is, is a bit of a fool (and we are all fools in one way or another). The truth is just a group of conclusion we can make, based on current evidence. Everything I say I know is relative to the today's truth not the absolute truth...we will never be know the absolute truth...or at least we will never be sure we know the absolute truth.

    3. Re:MUH! by Drive42 · · Score: 0


      People are machines. Meat-machines. Being a machine doesn't necessarily eliminate the possibility for emotion. We have emotions because we say we do. Feelings are feelings because we perceive (experience would be a better word) them as feelings. Fear and joy exhibit different physiological phenomena within the brain, yet we call them both emotion.

      However, computer operations do not occur, in any way, similarly to the operations of a meat-brain. If you raise the possibility that something along the lines of emotion occurs within commonplace commodity computers,then either you're severely stretching the definition of 'emotion' to the point where it no longer resembles an emotion at all, or you're just wrong. There is no distinctly analogous operation within a PC to what happens in a human brain.

      This is similar to what happens in the inevitable "If you're vegetarian, how do you know that plants don't feel pain" argument. They don't feel pain because they don't have brains. I don't think it's that ridiculous to place the requirement of a brain (let's be generous, let's say it could even be a large collection of nerve ganglia) as necessary for pain or any other type of feeling because it provides the necessary physical condition for similar function to take place. A piece of broccoli doesn't have the hardware for feeling. Nor do commodity computers.

      There has been work to replicate emotion, however. And I do think it will eventually be successful in producing something with a level of complexity that allows the function of human-like emotion. The key is in the operation, not the medium. It is very likely that emotion will be simulated relatively soon. I may be wrong, but hasn't a mosquito brain already been simulated virtually?

      I don't know if I'm a "self-aware mathematical entity in a mathematical universe." I very much doubt it, but it really doesn't make any difference if I am. If I discovered that my world has simply been a simulation all along, then I find out that I've been wrong about a lot of things. This, however, IMHO, does not change the function of my consciousness (though you could make the argument that one's consciousness is dependent on methods of embodiment, to an extent).

      Anyhoo.
      Fun Links:
      http://www.cs.umu.se/kurser/TDBC12/HT99/Dennett.html
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brain_in_a_vat
      http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/brain-vat/

    4. Re:MUH! by wanderingknight · · Score: 1

      Given the current evidence It's called science.
    5. Re:MUH! by Per+Wigren · · Score: 0

      No, he overdosed on meditation.

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    6. Re:MUH! by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

      But how do you know this? Ockham's Razor.

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    7. Re:MUH! by sharp-bang · · Score: 1

      He should have taken the blue pill.

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    8. Re:MUH! by Monsuco · · Score: 1

      But how do you know this?
      Because I am just that good!

      How can you be so sure that the mathematical entities inside your beige box computer are not self-aware? How can you know that they don't scream when you shut the computer off and are not reborn when you grant them electrical current the next morning?
      Any self respecting mathematical entity would prefer a better computer. Mine sucks.

      Do you really know that you are anything different than a little sim in a simulated world, or a self-aware mathematical entity in a mathematical universe?
      Because equations don't scratch their crotch.
    9. Re:MUH! by psbrogna · · Score: 1

      I think over-medication (non-OTC) is the more likely explanation.

    10. Re:MUH! by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      it's only a machine, and it has no feelings

      But how do you know this?

      Electronic (and mechanical) machines have no feelings, only chemical machines have feelings. Just ask your VCR.

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  24. Re: Said one to the other by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A helping of desert is a lot of sand.

    Care for some dessert instead?

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  25. It Belongs In A Museum! by Cheesey · · Score: 1

    No, Dr. Jones....You do!

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  26. That would be the low-budget 'mainframe'? by FatSean · · Score: 1

    It's cheaper and less capable but I guess because it has several processors and a somewhat autonomous disk array...that's a 'mainframe'?

    Not in my world.

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    1. Re:That would be the low-budget 'mainframe'? by Colin+Smith · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not in my world. Your world is shrinking.
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    2. Re:That would be the low-budget 'mainframe'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think the mainframe world is shrinking you're very, very wrong. Open your eyes to the real computer industry, it's a lot more than just the web and has been for decades.

      Think of big business, like the credit card companies, the insurers, the banks, the telecommunications companies. They use mainframes, more and more these days especially as IBM makes it possible with service processors to run both z/OS and zLinux in LPARs on the same box, combining front and back ends across as fast a communications interface as you can get. You can also get a non-mainframe P6 box that will run LPARs of AIX, Linux, and the successor to the AS/400 (the name escapes me at the moment), and plug it all into a mainframe DB/2 back end that then links up with your 30-year-old Cobol programs which still, to this day, are 100% compatible and run flawlessly.

      Big Iron isn't going away ... it's evolving, rapidly. Tack onto that the reliabilty and service that you get with a z/Series and they even become a TCO winner.

      (anonymous because this is my job)

  27. Metric System by filbranden · · Score: 5, Funny

    Manitoba is in Canada. As in the rest of the civilized world, we use the metric system over here.

    the 650's CPU was 1.52m by 91cm by 1.83m and weighed 892kg, and rented for $3200 per month. The power unit was 1.52x0.91x1.83m and weighed 1348kg. The card reader/punch weighed 587kg and rented for $550/month.

    Sorry about the rant, but I'm fed up about these brain dead measurement units used by only a minority of only three unimportant countries around the world. Time to wake up.

    The prices should be in Canadian Dollars as well, then it's a little cheaper than what TFA says. :-)

    1. Re:Metric System by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hey, look! I found this in the article, too.

      Confusion over units during the process of metrication can sometimes lead to accidents. One of the most famous examples is the Gimli Glider, a Boeing 767 that ran out of fuel in Canada in 1983 due, in large part, to confusion at Air Canada during Canada's metrication.


      That metrication thing sounds like a blast!
    2. Re:Metric System by MyLongNickName · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      And this is a U.S. based web site. If we are that "unimportant", please do not connect to our servers.

      Now, I will admit that the imperial measurement system is a bit silly, but is ain't worth getting your knickers in a knot over. I am sure there is some Firefox extension that will auto covert for you...

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    3. Re:Metric System by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn, if those numbers are correct then this thing, with all parts included, weighed more than two tonnes. Thats heavier than most cars.

    4. Re:Metric System by caluml · · Score: 1

      I bet the US visitors on here don't even make up 50% any more.
      However, as the Slashy team don't give away stats, or do polls that would give insight, the myth is perpetuated.

    5. Re:Metric System by pablo.cl · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's funny the way you win your bet.

      From Alexa
      Slashdot.org users come from these countries:
      United States 49.9%
      Canada 7.2%
      United Kingdom 6.7%
      Australia 3.4%
      Germany 3.2%
      India 2.0%
      Spain 1.9%
      Netherlands 1.5%
      France 1.4%
      Italy 1.1%
      New Zealand 1.0%
      Romania 0.9%
      Argentina 0.8%
      South Africa 0.7%
      China 0.7%
      Greece 0.7%
      Switzerland 0.6%
      Ireland 0.6%
      Sweden 0.6%
      Philippines 0.6%
      Israel 0.6%
      Belgium 0.6%
      Singapore 0.6%
      Brazil 0.6%
      Malaysia 0.5%
      Other countries 11.7%

    6. Re:Metric System by justinlee37 · · Score: 1

      Oh, stuff it. It was supposed to be tongue-in-cheek and it was hilarious.

    7. Re:Metric System by bwcook0 · · Score: 0, Troll

      if you don't like it, I just checked and

      SLASHDOTEH.COM is available!

    8. Re:Metric System by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The prices should be in Canadian Dollars as well, then it's a little cheaper than what TFA says. :-)


      As of 12/19/07, 3200 USD = 3,216.64 Canadian
    9. Re:Metric System by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about this? As far as I remember, NASA is not in Canada... :-)

    10. Re:Metric System by caluml · · Score: 1

      Hah, very interesting.
      Although Alexa users (who have to have an Alexa toolbar I think?) are probably not the best metric of a knowledgeable Slashdot audience.

    11. Re:Metric System by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

      Sorry about the rant, but I'm fed up about these brain dead measurement units used by only a minority of only three unimportant countries around the world. Time to wake up.

      Er... Last time I was in England, Wales, and Scotland all three were using miles and miles per hour on all of their road signs. That doesn't sound "metric" to me. :-)

      The site you link to is wishful thinking, not reality.

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    12. Re:Metric System by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't like the US Centric /. try: http://www.theregister.co.uk/

    13. Re:Metric System by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the purposes of machining those dimensions, you need to carry out your Napoleonic system to mer decimal places. Or you could use the system that it was machined to. Or both. Why is either/or with you fanatics. Silly metric fatwah.

    14. Re:Metric System by zerocool^ · · Score: 0


      I don't get why people want to switch to metric.

      Just because it's "Logical" doesn't mean that it's PRACTICAL.

      How do you practically measure people in meters? What relation does a person's height have in the laypersons' mind to the speed that light travels in a vaccuum, or the transition period of a hydrogen atom? In meters, everyone is 1.5 to 2 meters tall. I'd rather be 6'1" than 1.85 meters - it's just easier to deal with.

      What about volume? What if you want a cup of flour, or a cup of water? It's either .236 L or 236 mL. But to those of us who use imperial, it's a practical measurement, it's about as much water as you'd want in a cup! It's something we can relate to! Plus, its very easy to convert liquid measure from weight to volume in imperial - which is a common complaint I hear. A pint's a pound the world around. 16 ounces of water (or water-type liquid) weighs 16 ounces.

      Also, with a pound being 16 ounces and a foot being 12 inches, both of these measurements are divisible by many denominators. Fractions come easily and naturally. Metric fractions are difficult because, while a base-10 system works well with computers and exponents, 1/3 of a meter, or 1/3 of a liter, don't translate into another measurement smoothly.

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    15. Re:Metric System by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyway, I'll bite.. Looking at my room I estimate it's 5m long.. guessing in feet, I look at my feet and guess maybe 30 feet. Looking at google now I see 5m is actually only 16 feet, so this goes to prove that it's all a matter of getting used to.
      I can easily estimate meters, for example I know one of my arm can span like 1.5m and a door is almost always 2m high.

      As for the liquid to weight conversion, you can just scrap the milliliter and put gramm instead for any liquid reasonably close to the density of water. 1 liter of milk weights in at 1kg, I do not see how it can get any easier.

    16. Re:Metric System by Aaron+Isotton · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just because it's "Logical" doesn't mean that it's PRACTICAL.

      The metric system is not any more "logical" than the imperial system or any other. There is no "logic" in a meter, an inch or a stonetoss. The whole point is that it *is* more practical.

      How do you practically measure people in meters? What relation does a person's height have in the laypersons' mind to the speed that light travels in a vaccuum, or the transition period of a hydrogen atom? In meters, everyone is 1.5 to 2 meters tall. I'd rather be 6'1" than 1.85 meters - it's just easier to deal with.

      Yeah. And in imperial, everyone is 5 to 6'6". Big deal. I don't see how ft/in is simpler here.

      What about volume? What if you want a cup of flour, or a cup of water? It's either .236 L or 236 mL. But to those of us who use imperial, it's a practical measurement, it's about as much water as you'd want in a cup! It's something we can relate to!

      You show me the cup which is exactly .236l. Cups here are generally 0.2 dl, 0.25 dl or 0.3 dl.

      Plus, its very easy to convert liquid measure from weight to volume in imperial - which is a common complaint I hear. A pint's a pound the world around. 16 ounces of water (or water-type liquid) weighs 16 ounces.

      As opposed to 1 l (which happens to be 0.1m^3) of water which has a mass of 1 kg. And to accelerate it by 1 m/s^2 you need 1 Newton of force. Which takes 1 Joule when you do it along 1 m. I'd love to see how you calculate the force it takes to constantly accelerate a pint of water to 1 mph over a distance of 1 ft.

      Also, with a pound being 16 ounces and a foot being 12 inches, both of these measurements are divisible by many denominators. Fractions come easily and naturally. Metric fractions are difficult because, while a base-10 system works well with computers and exponents, 1/3 of a meter, or 1/3 of a liter, don't translate into another measurement smoothly.

      While there is some truth to that, I'd still like to point out that it is overrated. What matters is the how many different prime factors a numeric base has; in case of 10 we have two (2 and 5); in case of 12 we 3 (2, 3 and 4); and in case of 16, we only have one (2). A base-10 system does not work better with "computers and exponents" better than any other. There are people saying that base 12 would be better for general use than base 10, but I believe that the difference is not that big after all.

      What matters *more* though is that pretty much *anything* else uses base 10, and thus the choice of *any* base except 10 is a bad one, because it makes interaction with with those systems more difficult and because people are used to base 10. What's half of 3 hours, 7 minutes and 24 seconds? What's a third of 7'6"?

      The Imperial system is worse in all aspects which matter. End.
    17. Re:Metric System by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least in America, we can do calculations without screwing up the units.

      It is not possible for something to "weigh 892kg", as the kilogram is a unit of mass, not force. The weight of the computer, in metric units, was 8741.6N.

  28. Days gone by by dlc3007 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is one of the few times I miss being in college. I can't imagine the multi-national I now work for having enough of a sense of humor to retire a system like this.

    1. Re:Days gone by by jlawson382 · · Score: 1

      I can't imagine the multi-national I now work for having enough of a sense of humor to retire a system like this. Not without a cost analysis, risk assessment, and at least three consultants.
  29. Odds are by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    that one or more of those Pc based servers will suffer downtime before the mainframe does.

    Hell I would bet that more than half of them go out beforehand. I know, but there will be others up. Thats all well and good provided all of them are sharing the application and all associated data - or are they replicating it across many machines to provide the safety they had before?

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  30. Aah - mainframes by Linker3000 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I can remember sitting in on an IT meeting at a place where I was contracting (doing Netware Support) where one guy had to report back on his efforts to sell an old IBM Mainframe System that spanned the entire length of the computer room. The system had been replaced by this tiny, shiny, black AS400 that sat in the corner.

    "Best so far is about £2000" said the man.

    "You can only get £2000 for all that equipment!?" said the astonished IT Director.

    "No", came the reply, "That's the cheapest to pay someone to strip it out and take it away!"

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  31. Good times, kinda by MonsterTrimble · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The University of Manitoba is my alma mater and I have three separate thoughts about this: 1) This is the thing Telnet worked on?!? Oh dear lord! No wonder registering was hell! 2) This reeks of the engineers. Some how, some way. unbolting and turning all the seats backwards in an arts ampitheatre? Classic. 3) 25 desktops vs the mainframe. So they're going to add a couple more classrooms onto 5th floor?

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    1. Re:Good times, kinda by jmansfield · · Score: 1

      U of M is my alma mater as well. Unless I am completely mistaken, this was *not* the system telnet was running on. There was a farm of unix-based computers running there from the late 80's (or earlier) until I left Winnipeg in 1999. Those were the 'telnet' computers.

      The mainframe in the article was the old computer that ran "JCL" (Job Control Language) and was used by a lot of geeks (me being one) in the Chemistry department (among others) for large, long calculations.

      At least that's the computer I think they're talking about!

      -Jim

    2. Re:Good times, kinda by Hemogoblin · · Score: 1

      I'm currently attending the U of M, and I got a tour of the mainframe room in April 2007. I'm afraid I don't know if it was responsible for telnet or not, but the new mainframe has nice blinkenlights on it :)

  32. Re: Said one to the other by complete+loony · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd rather desert.

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  33. Hume's fork by wikinerd · · Score: 1

    Ockham's Razor.

    One could very well use a fork, however. Do we really know anything for sure? We may choose to ignore some things or develop sets of rules to explain the reality, but is there anyone on this planet or anywhere that has even the slightest idea what the reality is?

    1. Re:Hume's fork by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

      We may choose to ignore some things or develop sets of rules to explain the reality, but is there anyone on this planet or anywhere that has even the slightest idea what the reality is? Reality is what you experience. There's no point trying to make it any more complicated than that.

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  34. Completely wrong: the story she is by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 3, Informative
    Somebody goofed. There is no way that they've been using an IBM 650 anytime in the last three decades. A 650 requires a full-time "customer engineer" to minister to its hundreds of type 5965 vacuum tubes and 2D21 thyratrons. I don't know the exact date, but I suspect IBM dropped support for the 650 sometime around 1966. Without IBM support for parts and service the 650 was unlikely to run for more than a week.

    As for applications, there's no way they ran anything mentioned in the article on the 650. All those apps require megabytes of memory and mass storage, the 650 had less than a thousandth of that.

    There's only the most tenuous of connections between whatever was retired and the 650.

    1. Re:Completely wrong: the story she is by stevesliva · · Score: 1

      You're totally right. Their timeline indicates the upgraded every 5 years. Good customers. Except they defected to Amdahl. That traitor.

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      Who do you get to be an expert to tell you something's not obvious? The least insightful person you can find? -J Roberts
  35. still running in early 70's by reedjjjr · · Score: 1

    I believe we had one of these at Texas Instruments still running in the early 70s.

  36. As Trigger said by vogonbob · · Score: 1

    I've had this broom for 14 years. In that time its had 3 heads and 7 handles.

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    Once freedom is outlawed ... only outlaws will be free
  37. So Long to an Many Old Friend. by deweycheetham · · Score: 1

    Each time I here of the Old Blue's being retired, It bring back fond memories of many old friends.

    It seems appropriate this one send off was in New Orleans.

  38. Noooooooo! by PlatyPaul · · Score: 3, Funny
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    Misery loves company. Online misery loves unsuspecting random strangers.
  39. Re:IBM mainframe by petes_PoV · · Score: 1
    No third world country would want a machine from the 1960's. As far as training goes, why would anyone want to learn a technology that was obsolete 30 years ago?

    It's not as if an IBM 650 is like a modern computer, but a little slower or bigger. It would be more like TV sets from the same era.

    As far as biodegradable goes, no. They're the exact opposite. Full of heavy metals and toxic compounds.

    The good news is that almost every fact in the original article is wrong. The computer in question (an IBM650) had been replaced in 1965 by an upgraded model. The one that was "buried" was new in 2005. Although it was not "buried" at all - it was in all likelyhood sold off as scrap, since the price of metals such as copper has risen so much in recent years.

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  40. Hmm... by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

    A reply to all the people posting that it wasn't actually the original mainframe anymore because it had it's parts changed. Top-posting because there's too many of you :-)

    Imagine that your grandfather has died, and left you his pocket watch. A beautiful, limited-edition piece, it's worth quite a lot of money, but it's emotional value to you is even greater.

    You happily use it for several years, but at some point it shows it's age and stops working. You put it in at a good watchmaker, who replaces a number of parts, and it works again. It is, after all, an old watch, so this happens every so many years. Eventually, you, too, have a look at the daisies from below, and the watch goes to your son. He, too, takes great care of the watch, having it maintained and fixed as necessary.

    Eventually, at some point, all parts of the watch, possibly even parts of the shell, will have been replaced.

    Now, please tell me at which point it stopped being your grandfather's watch ? I say that your son, and his son, and all those after him will still think of it as the watch that they got from their father, and that once belonged to your grandfather, even though none of the original pieces are in there any more.

    Additionally; suppose someone (maybe your brother, who thought he should have gotten the watch) has, over the years collected all the parts that were swapped out, and his descendants did the same; and when they got all the parts, they reassembled them into a watch that, while almost certainly non-functional, is composed of all the pieces that once made up your grandfather's watch. Do they, then, have your grandfather's watch ?

    (No, the analogy isn't mine. I *think* I got it out of a Pratchett book, but I'm not entirely sure.)

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    What a depressingly stupid machine.
    1. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funnily enough, there's a connection between this and Harrison's original chronometers, which are on display at Greenwich in England.

      IIRC correctly, Harrison built three versions of his chronometer before it was suitable to go into production, so to speak.

      Versions 1.0 and 2.0 were elaborate Heath Robinson affairs of swinging pendulums and rods. They were effectively self lubricating (but not suitable for shipboard use, which was the whole point).

      At the Greenwich museum, they are keeping time today.

      Harrison's version 3.0 chronometer looks like a very large pocket watch. It's obviously superior to the first two versions but it's not running.

      When I was there, I asked the museum attendant why it was stopped.

      He said that the parts of the version 3.0 chronometer would wear out due to friction, unlike the parts in versions 1.0-2.0. Sooner or later, the museum would have to start replacing the worn out parts... and then it wouldn't be Harrison's chronometer any more...

      Bill

  41. Re: Said one to the other by phobos13013 · · Score: 1

    desert what? The table?

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    ...and it should be known by now
  42. Re:IBM mainframe by geezer+nerd · · Score: 1
    In 1960, when I was a freshman at Carnegie Tech, I encountered the venerable (at that time) IBM 650 that was the workhorse of computing at the school. It was the first computer I used. The 650 was hardly what one would call a mainframe, aside from its physical size and weight. It was not very powerful at all. I believe the 650 computer from IBM dated from ~1956. It was a huge vacuum tube machine, and would have been very difficult to keep running. Carnegie replaced their 650 with a Bendix G20 (ever hear of that?) in 1961. The G20 was an early transistor machine.

    Hearing about the 650 again brings back fond memories, but this story is very misleading on the face of it. Certainly, nothing of the original 650 could have still been present in 2007.

  43. Not A New Orleans Funeral by phobos13013 · · Score: 1

    I live in New Orleans, I have been to many "New Orleans-style Funerals", we call them second lines. This was not a New Orleans-style funeral. Just because you play jazz at it does not make it a New Orleans-style funeral. It involves parading the carcass overhead while parading through the streets with umbrellas, dancing, music, food, and good times. It sounds like it was a tongue-in-cheek send off nonetheless.

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    1. Re:Not A New Orleans Funeral by grnbrg · · Score: 1
      It involves parading the carcass overhead while parading through the streets with umbrellas, dancing, music, food, and good times.

      I was at the funeral, and it had all of those things, umbrellas included.


      The event was (as it was intended to be) tongue-in-cheek, and was a great way to celebrate what was unquestionably the end (for good or bad) of a computing era here at the UofM.


      grnbrg.

    2. Re:Not A New Orleans Funeral by phobos13013 · · Score: 1

      hmmm mod this one "informative"! Maybe even, "take that sucka!"

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      ...and it should be known by now
  44. Re:IBM mainframe by Kenshin · · Score: 1

    No third world country would want a machine from the 1960's.

    It would probably cost more to transport the beast there than to buy a new, smaller, equivalent machine.

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    Does it make you happy you're so strange?

  45. You have a loosely-coupled distributed system. by FatSean · · Score: 1

    Not a mainframe. Sloppy language is good for nothing.

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    Blar.
  46. Re:The Philosopher's Axe by Migraineman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is my father's axe. I've replaced the blade twice and the handle three times, but it's still my father's axe.

    Some more discussion about it here. It's also called the Ship of Theseus Paradox, which the discussion references.

    There's a mention of Pratchett's Scone of Stone in "The Fifth Element." Is that what you're thinking of?

  47. personal hw burial anecdote by psbrogna · · Score: 4, Funny

    In the mid 90's I picked up an old Vax 725 at auction for pocket change because it was filled to the gills with serial ports and was a cheap way to get a bunch of modem's on a T-1 (at the time we were experimenting with a local ISP business). When I moved out of the house, I left the Vax in the basement 'cause it was so heavy and no longer of any use to me. The house was torn down as soon as I moved out. Over the time I lived in the house I had annual lobster bakes; stoned filled pit in the ground, etc. Each year the pit was dug somewhere else in my yard, used and then covered over after the consumed lobster carcasses were tossed in. I can't help but wonder what some archeologist, 10,000 years from now, will think should they uncover the mass burial of probably close to 1,000 lobsters (20 yrs, ~50 /yr) on a 1/4 acre plot, 100 miles inland from the ocean, all arranged around a mishmash of old hardware, including the Vax. If I did not know the details I would find it very puzzling. Did the lobster operate a small NOC? Was it some sort of pilgrimage for them? Was ritual crustacean sacrifice common in the early stages of the internet?

    1. Re:personal hw burial anecdote by coolmoose25 · · Score: 1

      They'll probably assume that the lobsters had built and run the machine. They'll deduce that the lobsters had an advanced society because of the burials that were made, and the artifacts that were put in there (like the rubber bands that held the claws shut, the plastic tablecloth that was used as a burial shroud, etc.). They'll assume that the lobsters used the machine to calculate various astronomical phenomenon, and they'll use the angles of your foundations to conclude that since one of the walls directly bisected the sunrise on both the winter and summer solstice, they had an advanced knowledge. They'll come to believe that humans were simply a plague of unintelligent mammals that overwhelmed the advanced lobster race, as the lobster's thirst for more and more energy caused them to use fossil fuels at an alarming rate and cook off the oceans... In such an environment, the lobsters, for obvious reasons, could not survive, thus the humans (and the cockroaches, of course) eventually overwhelmed the advanced lobster society...

      I for one, welcome our lobster overlords...

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      Brawndo: It's what plants crave!
    2. Re:personal hw burial anecdote by psbrogna · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the civilization of these early internet denizens collapsed because they spent all their time looking at online pictures of female lobsters with surgically augmented claws in provocative poses.

  48. Re:typing too fast by Migraineman · · Score: 1

    Erm ... that should read "Pratchett's Scone of Stone in The Fifth Elephant."

    There appears to be a rate-mismatch between the fingers and the grey-matter ...

  49. Surprised no one posted this already by ewhenn · · Score: 1

    Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse!

    1. Re:Surprised no one posted this already by Betelgeuse · · Score: 2, Funny

      Damnit! Why can't people leave me alone?!

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      I couldn't tell if you were experimenting with poor-man's cryogenics or looking for the orange sherbet.
  50. Hey! Show a little sensitivity, Slashdot. by Betelgeuse · · Score: 2, Funny

    How would you feel about your weight being published online?

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    I couldn't tell if you were experimenting with poor-man's cryogenics or looking for the orange sherbet.
    1. Re:Hey! Show a little sensitivity, Slashdot. by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      How would you feel about your weight being published online?

      I'm guessing that's what the average Slashdotter thought a 404 was.

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      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
  51. I do not know by LuisAnaya · · Score: 1

    I do not know what it is with us geeks and mainframes. When the 3B15 from UPR got decommissioned after I graduated, we all got an email in our jobs from the head of the computer department, telling us that. He closed it stating that it was "the end of an era". In a way, he was right, all the 3B's were replaced with Linux and Solaris systems. But, I know deep down, for all of us that worked during those times it was a poignant email to received.

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    Vi havas e-poston.
    1. Re:I do not know by Guy+Harris · · Score: 1

      When the 3B15 from UPR got decommissioned after I graduated, we all got an email in our jobs from the head of the computer department, telling us that. He closed it stating that it was "the end of an era". In a way, he was right, all the 3B's were replaced with Linux and Solaris systems.

      In other words, they replaced a bunch of microprocessor-based UN*X boxes with a bunch of microprocessor-based UN*X boxes.

    2. Re:I do not know by LuisAnaya · · Score: 1

      Well, at least we did not have to use multiplexer to attach dumb terminals... :)

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      Vi havas e-poston.
  52. Robot Funeral by geekmansworld · · Score: 1

    Filings to filings... rust to rust.

  53. Re:IBM mainframe by dsgrntlxmply · · Score: 1
    Agreed. When I was quite young, I was taken on a visit to the Texas state comptroller's office, and was allowed to push a button on a running 650, and to look at the marvelously space age looking RAMAC disk.

    I later was taken on a tour of a SAGE (air defense radar processing) installation with its massive AN/FSQ7 vacuum tube computer and CRT displays with their vastly Buck Rogers light pens.

    I might still have a relic of the IBM vacuum tube era: a plug-in tube circuit module. This was a U-shaped metal frame containing a single socketed vacuum tube, some phenolic wafers that supported various resistors and capacitors, and a plug on the bottom.

    Mine, if it still exists in a box in the garage, is no longer in original condition. I removed the original components, and built upon it a 12AX7-based audio modulator (Popular Electronics magazine project) for a HeNe laser (also a PE project). The modulator actually worked for a few minutes before a power supply capacitor shorted and smoked itself and the plate transformer.

    My first paid job was operating and programming an IBM 1401. Its model 1311 "washing machine" removable pack disk drives stored 2,000,000 characters, or 2,980,000 in "track record" mode (if your program could afford the memory to read and write full tracks instead of 100 character sectors). The seek actuator was hydraulic, and there was usually a small pool of leaked oil at its base.

    ,008015,022029

  54. Ceremonial Value and Valuing Ceremonies by NetSettler · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My first thought was that if we personalized computers more, perhaps we wouldn't waste as many of them. We have become very much a disposable society, in which the strangest part of this is that anyone bats an eye about the loss of a computer. Yet I remember when we used to mourn the passing of many of them. A lot of our waste problem in the world is caused by our willingness to assume that disposing of something does not require ceremony and can be done as casually as exhaling a breath of air... except no one is recycling the air and it's getting a little stuffy in here.

    It's one reason people have big weddings... to make it so expensive that you think twice before throwing it away on a mere argument. If throwing away a machine were more expensive, maybe we'd think twice about doing it... or better still, about buying one in the first place.

    Yes, it would hold back progess. But where is progress leading us right now? With luck, we'll have computers powerful enough to solve the problems we created by having computers. And without luck, we may poison our world and all die. Ah, yes, the smell of progress is all around us.

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    Kent M Pitman
    Philosopher, Technologist, Writer

  55. Where's the second line? by Mr.+Gunn · · Score: 1

    It's not a jazz funeral without a second line, come on!

  56. Why? by tuzo · · Score: 1

    Why link to an inaccurate summary posted on another forum? Go to the source for the actual information: http://umanitoba.ca/mainframe/index.php

  57. Actual U of M Mainframe Page by pappas.chris · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I am the proud developer of the actual site that TFA is linking to, you can see it at: http://umanitoba.ca/mainframe We are all amazed by the popularity of this event! And just for the record, the mainframe was RECYCLED so don't worry, we are very environmentally friendly here at the U of M!

  58. Spare Parts? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Don't they normally just sell these to spare-parts shops? Unless its the last one in the world, the existing ones will need replacement parts.

    A lot of third-world countries still rely on older mainframes because they have more labor than money, meaning that keeping an old machine running is cheaper for them than buying a new one. My dad has a buddy who made a killing selling old mainframe and mini parts overseas.

  59. badsummary tags must be assumed now by hurfy · · Score: 1

    yup

    Sometimes i feel like this site is a contest for the worst summary one can get posted......

    With the specs given one could replace it with my pocket calculator :(

    We did run our minicomputer from 1982 til 1997 with no changes. Current 'server' is hopelessly outdated at half that age but was 1000 times better value :(

  60. What I see is not what it is by wikinerd · · Score: 1

    Reality is what you experience.

    This implies that the ERH (External Reality Hypothesis) is wrong (and it follows logically that the MUH, Mathematical Universe Hypothesis, may also be wrong). But then we don't live in the same reality as dolphins, whales, ants, pigeons, cats, snails, trees, grass, or viruses (if these tiny things are what we call life - in fact they look more like genetic material without a host, and curiously their sole purpose seems to be to find a host, which probably implies that genetic material in general in all organisms is some sort of parasitic squatter). These creatures experience very different things than us. Whales and birds are expert in 3D reasoning (while us humans we tend to think in left-right rather than up-down-left-right). Ants probably regard pheromones as one of the most important part of their reality. Snails probably know more than you about plants. Grass surely has complete knowledge in how it feels to be walked over by smelly human feet every day. Different sensory organs and different mental setups result in different perceptions of reality. But if the reality is what you experience, then the realities of a human and a whale are different, or even we could say that different realities exist between two humans with different senses (eg a deaf and blind), so there must be many realities? And if there are many realities, then how can communication take place between these realities? Occam would probably freak out and threaten us with his big razor if we hinted at multiple realities, one for each set of sensory organs and mental wireups.

    Maybe there is just one reality and we experience it differently because of different sensory organs. The problem is then, that we really do not know what reality really truly is. We have eyes for the shades but not for the light. We can hypothesise that reality is the dream of a god, the simulation of an alien race, the self-aware mathematical stuff in a fractal abyss of equations and fractions, or whatever, but in the end we don't even have the slightest idea of what the hell we are talking about.

    Do you kill a life every time you breathe or you walk down the street? Take a microscope. There are tiny creatures everywhere. Some of them get hurt while you breathe or when your shoes cause some water in the street to be dropped away and dry up. You need a microscope to see them. They are perfectly alive creatures, they eat, they run away from predators, and they catch their food. Yet, they are completely undetectable to you without a microscope. A new sensory capability created by technology broadened your horizons of your reality. This is a strong argument in support of the ERH.

    Do you kill a self-aware mathematical structure every time you shut down your computer? Nobody really knows with 100% certainty... until someone proves that self-aware mathematical structures cannot exist, in which case we can safely continue shutting off our PCs, or invents a device that expands our view of the cosmos and allows us to actually see that there is some kind of life or consciousness inside the beige box our technology created (or even everywhere around us and inside us and above us) in which case people who want to be perfectly ethical with no sense of practicality will probably declare bankruptcy after heightened electricity bills (and some could say this would be evolution at works, others could argue that it was the revenge of the mathematical stuff, while some sim philosophers would probably profess that everything is a simulation so we shouldn't take reality seriously).

    There's no point trying to make it any more complicated than that.

    Discoveries begin with questions, and questions need creativity and out of the box thinking. Taking reality as an unquestionable truth according to some sort of "common sense" criteria means we lose the chance to discover something about it... If your reality is that we live in a universe ruled by a god whose rele

    1. Re:What I see is not what it is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woh, man! Is kuro5hin down or something?

  61. Could a mainframe with a network card go ping? by lazarusdishwasher · · Score: 1

    MR. PYCROFT:
            Wonderful what we can do nowadays.
            [ping]
            Aah! I see you have the machine that goes 'ping'. This is my favourite. You see, we lease this back from the company we sold it to,
            and that way, it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
            [applause]
            Thank you. Thank you. We try to do our best. Well, do carry on.

    At least that is how Monty Pyhton says the system works.

  62. A fitting send off by kilodelta · · Score: 1

    Of course I used to work with a group that rescued these old pieces of big iron. I've lost touch and I believe the collection was transfered to another group in RI.

  63. my VCR has got a gremlin by wikinerd · · Score: 1

    only chemical machines have feelings. Just ask your VCR.

    I asked a VCR whether it has any feelings and it suddenly started playing an old porn movie. I guess it meant to tell me to fsck off and stop asking personal questions. Don't know, maybe it really meant that it can feel horny... Or maybe it was just a gremlin in the machine. But who can really know what a freakin VCR feels?

  64. In other news by CrackPipePls · · Score: 1

    In other news, Microsoft and Sony goes to court over unsold PS3 and VISTA burial grounds dispute.

  65. 1 Admin for 800-1200 PC Type Servers? by raftpeople · · Score: 1

    Typically a datacentre will have 1 admin person on shift for every 800-1200 PC type servers

    Am I misreading this? My experience is orders of magnitude different, are you just referring to administering hardware and no applications/os/etc.?
    1. Re:1 Admin for 800-1200 PC Type Servers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually it sounds about right, we have just under 3000 servers and 2 people in a standard oncall support shift for the servers. yes we have many times that amount for building new servers or maintaining and installing apps etc. but generally those 2 people sit there twindling there thumbs all night as when users aren't touching stuff not a lot goes wrong. the majority of the work comes in maintence and changes.

  66. Amdahls Are Obsolete by BBCWatcher · · Score: 2, Informative

    I think there's a lot of misleading information in the original article, so I'm glad you dug up the truth. To expand on what you discovered, in 2000 (7 years ago this month) IBM began shipping its 64-bit z900 model. At virtually the same time you could boot the operating system into 64-bit mode, and you got a substantial subcapacity software discount as soon as you did that. The same year, the University of Manitoba bought the now-obsolete 31-bit [sic] Amdahl 415, probably with full knowledge that the 64-bit revolution was already in motion. By early 2001, 64-bit Linux appeared. UoM couldn't run it. By that time, if it wasn't clear before, Amdahl was telling the newspapers they would not develop 64-bit technology, so UoM had to know. In 2002, IBM introduced the 64-bit z800, a smaller machine than the z900. UoM didn't buy one. In 2004, IBM introduced the 64-bit z890, an even better smaller machine, with still lower software charges, more configuration choices, and various other improvements. UoM didn't buy one. Also in 2004, IBM introduced 64-bit DB2. UoM couldn't run it. In 2005, UoM bought an incredibly crusty 31-bit [sic] Amdahl 1015, which couldn't run 64-bit software IBM introduced now 5 years prior. In 2006, IBM introduced the 64-bit System z9 BC, with even lower software charges, even more configuration choices, various other improvements, and slashed the hardware price up to 50%. UoM didn't buy one. By this time z800 prices were crashing into the US$30K to $40K range on the secondary market, lower than the price of a mediocre distributed UNIX server. UoM didn't buy one. In late 2006, IBM introduced 64-bit WebSphere Application Server. UoM couldn't run it. In the spring of 2007, IBM introduced CICS Transaction Server Version 3.2 with 64-bit features. UoM couldn't run it. At about the same time, IBM introduced the second version of 64-bit DB2. UoM couldn't run that either. In March, 2007, after literally years of notice, IBM discontinued support for 31-bit z/OS, the last version that can run on an Amdahl. On April 1, 2007, UoM was unsupported.

    At the end of 2007, UoM unplugged their thoroughly rotted, year 1999-priced, can't-educate-anybody-on-anything-still-relevant, non-IBM mainframe that couldn't run software that IBM introduced over the past 7 years. Why should anyone be surprised that an organization would unplug technology they mismanaged so badly?

  67. I would like to see it "launched" by Neanderthal+Ninny · · Score: 1

    I would like to see it "launched" in a trebuchet. We did that to one of last 9-track tape drives we had at my old work place. We used a old roll up garage door opener spring and a series of pulleys and a old flat conveyor (like the one you see at the airport loading planes) and we launched the about 50 feet away. There was pool to see how far it would fly and the proceeds went to Red Cross.

  68. What a pile of crap... by aqk · · Score: 1

    "47-year-old mainframe" !!

    Gimme a break!
    If you RTFA, you'd see it was a fairly recent Amdahl, that happened to be still running an old IBM 1960s program under emulation in some subspace.
    Ha! They probably wrote an x86 emulator to run the old program on a PC's VM, rather than take the time to re-code it.

    Card readers. Paper tape readers. What retro-sensationalist crap.
    I pretty sure they got rid of this hardware a quarter of a century ago!
    But I guess it makes good press on a slow IT day...
    SVC 202, anyone?