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  1. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! on Top Searches of 2003, A Dave Odyssey, Banned Words for 2004 · · Score: 1

    Happy New Year you motherfockers!!!

  2. get rid of spammers my way on 101 Ways To Save The Internet · · Score: 1
    Train an international special ops unit with licenses to hunt down and kill hackers and spammers. They should be given total access to all FBI and CIA and KGB "T-Rex" data so they can use this data to locate and neutralize the enemy. Sort of like modern day high-tech James Bond.

    Word would spread quickly and I think you'll see a total wipeout of spam in your inbox. I should become World Leader. God I am good.

  3. long in the tooth on Tom's 46 Video Card Roundup · · Score: 5, Insightful

    6 years ago I could get excited about these roundups but lately, it's becoming a real yawn. Who cares anymore? Fine, give me a -100 flamebait, but I although I hardly play games now that I'm in my late teens, my old nVidia GEFORCE 2mx with 32MB RAM is more than enough for my daily computing. My enthusiam for video 3d accelerators died about the same time as 3dfx.

  4. revelation on The End of Sun's Cobalt Servers · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    it struck me slashdotters are stupid and they like to think they are funny

  5. Wow on Happy Birthday, Von Neumann (And Linus!) · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    fucknut is old by today's standards

  6. Re:Is WiFi Access Worth $10/hour? on Is WiFi Access Worth $10/hour? · · Score: 0
    poor bastard, you had to wait 20 seconds before you could submit your response.

    That'll cost you 25cents!

  7. FOCK GREEDY BASTARDS! on Is WiFi Access Worth $10/hour? · · Score: 0

    I'd rather put my balls in a vice than pay $10/hr for Wi-Fi access. Fucking tards!

  8. in Pron booths on Is WiFi Access Worth $10/hour? · · Score: 0
    They should make Wi-Fi for free when you visit those shops that have pron booths available to watch. Hopefully they have a website set up so you could tell the girls what to do via a browser and be able to actually watch them in their little booths. Now thats what I call entrepreneurship and should take a huge load off the customer being able to jack off right there.

    Sound good? I think so too.

  9. think too much on Do Companies Take Software, And Not Give? · · Score: 0
    Wow you nerds think alot...

    just today, it was about heaters on the space shuttle and how it might blow up, nows it's this.

    Rant brought to you by a Squadron of Constipated Nuns.

  10. I for one on Shuttle Fleet Upgraded · · Score: 0
    I, for one, welcome our new NASA overlords.

    Brought to you by a Squadron of Angry Monkeys

  11. Re:Extra Goodies for Shuttles on Shuttle Fleet Upgraded · · Score: 0

    Do you know if it comes in Single Throw Double Pole?

  12. Re:New brakes for that 83 Civic on Shuttle Fleet Upgraded · · Score: 0

    I don't think NASA has a trillion dollars or 20 years of required R&D.

  13. Re:Third time is the charm. on Shuttle Fleet Upgraded · · Score: 0
    They blow it again and its over. Frankly I am not worried about them actually performing the technology based changes, those are easy. I do not see them making the administrative changes.
    Well the first thing they need to do is ditch Powerpoint.
  14. Need Another Seven Astronauts on Shuttle Fleet Upgraded · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Who'd thought just a small piece of ice could bring down an entire multi-billion dollar space shuttle. Makes the film "Armageddon", where the space ship is being bombarded with huge comet chunks all the more implausible. But then again, that movie stank really bad, and I think movies like that undermine the dangers of REAL space travel. I think a three prong approach to the issue of ice buildup could come from using heaters, fluffier and lighter insulation, plus a re-inforcement of the leading edge of the wing. Extra sensors or a Canadarm video camera would help to spot trouble before they plummet to earth in a fireball.

  15. scrooge says... on Science & Industry 0.97b Half-Life Mod Release · · Score: -1, Troll
    Eat shit and die motherfuckers! Hahaha

    This post brought to you by a cadre of circumsized midgets.

  16. IMPOSSIBLE! on Weird Presents Anyone? · · Score: 0

    Unless you are humping a hole in a fence, it's impossible to get cock burns.

  17. Ars on ArsTechnica Explains O(1) Scheduler · · Score: -1, Funny
    I, for one, welcome our new ArsTechnica overlords.

    Brought to you by a Squadron of Gay Monkeys.

  18. cool gift on Weird Presents Anyone? · · Score: 1

    For Christmas, I got ice cubes with a matching ice cube tray.

  19. no letup on MySQL 5.0.0 (Alpha) Released · · Score: 2, Funny
    Don't you geeks celebrate Christmas? My God.. can't slashdot just not post stories during the Holidays so then I don't have to visit so often

    This rant brought to you by a Squadron of Attack Kittens.

  20. Re:Blue cones and color blindness on On NTSC Video, Blue Blurring, Chroma Subsampling · · Score: 1

    Wow informative and very authoritative in the topic, but you started by saying "suck", which made me question your intellect.

  21. Merry X-MAS! on On NTSC Video, Blue Blurring, Chroma Subsampling · · Score: 1

    Remember, when you videotape Santa coming down your chimney, remember his red suit is comprised 4 parts Luminance, and 1 equal parts U and V.

  22. Re:JPEG equivalent on On NTSC Video, Blue Blurring, Chroma Subsampling · · Score: 1

    Yes I should have clarified I was referring to Apple Quicktime's Photo JPEG compressor.

  23. JPEG equivalent on On NTSC Video, Blue Blurring, Chroma Subsampling · · Score: 1

    If you save JPEG files at maximum quality or 100%, JPEG will use a 4:4:4 color sampling scheme, meaning all colour information remains intact. Saving at 75% or high quality, JPEG will use a 4:2:2 color scheme, similiar to DVCPRO50. Thats how JPEG is able to compress like it does. A newer compression format is JPEG2000 which is based on wavelet technology, which is about 300% more efficient that DCT JPEG. Apple's Pixlet technology is based on wavelet, but higher performance on desktop computers. You'll be hearing more of JPEG2000 in the coming years.

  24. if they taught this in gradeschool on On NTSC Video, Blue Blurring, Chroma Subsampling · · Score: 1

    North American TV is NTSC which stands for Never Twice Same Color. MiniDV uses a 4x subsampling of the colour channels, with the luminance at full resolution. So even though its touted as lossless digital, it's really cutting your color information to a quarter and uses compression at 5:1. Thats probably the worse of the digital formats. A better format is 4:2:2 which is a 3.3:1 compression format where the color information is halved instead. DVCPRO runs at 50Mbps 4:2:2, while good consumer DV is 25Mbps.

  25. Re:TRS-80 on First Computers · · Score: 1, Interesting
    I remember the advanced graphics capabilities where you could program a brick train riding along the tracks.

    I would program games on it from books borrowed at the library, but would lose all my work when the TRS-80 was turned off. That was before I bought the accompanying tape recorder.