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  1. thinking to myself on It's Just the 'internet' Now? · · Score: 0

    When I'm camping, I'll go through a period of intense withdrawal. I'll be thinking to myself, "I need to get on the internet", I'm thinking "internet" in lowercase letters.
    It's become ubicquitus.

  2. By-product on Storing Data In Cow Guts? · · Score: 0

    Let's just hope this new fangled intestine-storage doo-hickey doesn't give off methane gas.

  3. OSS on Malaysian Government Prefers Open Code · · Score: -1, Redundant

    I went to Malaysia to get laid for cheap.

  4. Is it just me? on Are Mac Users Smarter than PC Users? · · Score: 0

    Is it just me when I say "Is it just me?"

  5. Re:Who is tired of the billions of Apple articles on Industrial Design Excellence Awards 2004 · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    go stick an apple in your butt you fucking wank.

  6. Re:Oh dear! on C-3PO Joins R2 in the Robot Hall of Fame · · Score: -1, Troll

    oh good god, please fuck me up the ass!

  7. Re:What for? on Hitachi Announces 400GB Hard Drive · · Score: 1

    So I assume 640KB of RAM is good enough for you, as well? I do video editing, and I have 5 HDs totalling 580GB and it's still not enough. Bigger drives means having fewer drives, means lower noise, means lower power consumption, means higher MTBF.

  8. A sign that reads "Steal Me" on Stolen Laptop Alarms · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That's right, put a bright yellow placard with big black letters on top of an open laptop's keyboard that says "Steal Me!". A thief would think twice about stealing it since he might feel it's a joke being played on him.

  9. JUST IN! on Rob Enderle Announces Death of Bluetooth · · Score: 1
    In related news, Rob Enderle announces he is a total fucking idiot.

    Someone should run over his laptop.

  10. Re:reliability? - an after thought on SimpleTech Announces 8GB Compact Flash Card · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If that's the case, I think you got a bigger problem.

  11. Rock your world on Google v. Microsoft · · Score: 1

    Booble will rock your world, beeotch... wait, I mean Google will rock your world, bitch!

  12. Re:They don't have an Ipod on Review of Dell's Digital Jukebox · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Huh?

    THG was one of the first sites to break open the original 5GB iPod to see what was inside. You ignorant clod!

  13. iDon't Care! on Review of Dell's Digital Jukebox · · Score: 2, Funny

    What is the point of these types of reviews? Everyone knows the Dell DJ is a piece of shit. It's like comparing... ah fuck it I wouldn't know.

  14. Down with OGG on Dcube: Portable Audio With Ogg And A Scroll Wheel · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I swear if I hear another fucking complaint about the lack of OGG support I'm going kill you all!

    Who gives a flying crap about OGG. It's always like Linux users to root for the underdog. In this case however, OGG means shit in the "real" world.

    +5 Troll and +2 Flamebait modifiers.

  15. Casting and characters on Star Trek: Enterprise in Danger of Being Cancelled · · Score: 1
    I LOVE TNG... best of the series. I didn't like DS9 at all, more like DS90210. Voyager was pretty good, it's currently in syndication so I'm catching up on it while never having seen the original air dates.

    What made TNG great was a strong cast, and really great storylines that were molded by Gene himself, as he tried to make the series more than a string of adventures, but tried to infuse a certain amount of humanity. Hence very interesting characters like Worff, Data, and of course, Picard. My favorite TNG episode of all time, and this touches on the whole humanity issue, was the one where Picard was knocked out by an alien probe, and he spends his entire life on some planet whose star was about to go supernova. In that episode, he got the chance to live a normal life with a wife and a family (something made nearly impossible as SF Captain). He got to experience living an entire lifetime, although in reality he was only knocked out for a couple minutes. In the process, it's almost like he lived two lifetimes. That was an amazing episode.. that was light on action, but on so much more interesting levels. Very engaging.

    In Voyager, we got interesting characters in Seven of Nine, the Medical Hologram in search of autonomy and acceptance, and one undervalued character, and that was Kim. Their struggles to find a way home gave the series heart, which can't be said for the anemic DS9.

    So where does Enterprise fit in all of these? Well, let me say that the characters in Enterprise are flat and uninteresting. There is no sense of humor for the characters; T'Pol needs to get laid badly. The rest are unimaginative and uninspired with lame back stories. Im sorry but if the future is occupied by these type of boring people, I'm staying right here in the present. The show needs the sort of bravado you saw in The New Hope, but it's looking more like The Phantom Menace. Too stiff and serious for it's own good.

  16. Go after the advertisers on Spammer Sentencing Guidelines · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why go after the spammers (ie. the bulk emailing services). It's like shooting the messenger; instead, go after the advertisers of such spam emails, since their whereabouts are easier to track down than anonymous spammers.

  17. Lego my Eggo on Lego Goes Back to the Basics: Building Blocks · · Score: 0

    Hmmm. I got an idea! They should diversify their business to include battered pancakes! That should make them profitable. Everyone eats right?!!?

  18. I coulda gotten laid on Stone Skipping the Scientific Way · · Score: 0

    If I only knew about this at camp, I coulda impressed the girls and gotten myself laid. DAMN!

  19. Re:Nope on DVD-Jon Breaks iTunes Encryption For Linux Users · · Score: 0

    "iTunes does nothing to deter "heavy" pirates because they go to the store and buy the CD and then make copies." Not all songs listed on iTunes are available in stores or even on CD, for example iTunes/AOL Sessions or Exclusive tracks. "iTunes is meant to deter casual piracy." How does allowing unlimited CD burns not apply here? Seems with casual piracy, you can make as many copies as you want. What Apple does is to limit CD burns to no more than 10 CDs per playlist, so the profiteering pirate cannot make more than 10 CDs each time without having to rearrange the playlist. Think it through, junior.

  20. Apple's DRM is more user friendly on DVD-Jon Breaks iTunes Encryption For Linux Users · · Score: 3, Insightful

    At least Apple's version of DRM would go virtually unnoticed by casual listeners of music. iTunes DRM was designed to deter heavy pirates, but in all fairness, their DRM scheme is the best of the bunch. There are several ways to circumvent iTunes DRM, but at least DVD Jon's implementation just means it's less of a hassle for the said casual user.

  21. MOD UP on VoIP Advances And Trends For 2004 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Why do some of you hijack mention of SCO in your pathetic attempts to MOD UP on FUNNY POINTS? It's gay so please stop. Thanks. a LITTLE yellow birdy just told me! Here it is folks for the 20th Anniversary! in no particular order 1. NEW lineup of Cinema Displays sporting thinner aluminum bezels at 0.5" as opposed to the 2" bezels on current LCDs. Thinner and lighter with heat dissipation through the aluminum chassis 2. Dual G5 Xserves - no duh, seen that one coming. 3. SPEED bumped all-dual G5 towers with a modified form factor, to allow for 2 optical drives and 4 internal HDs. 4. 60GB Ipod with @home features, also including CD-quality line-in recording, larger, brighter displays using OLED technology. Steve will also introduce a slim-down $149 iPod. 5. Single processor G5 models for the entire iMac lineup, with new form factor allowing for a modular design of base and display. 6. Speed-bumped iBooks and PowerBooks. 7. one more thing.. that'll remain a secret. the little birdy told me not to tell anyone so I have to keep this one a secret.

  22. Blah Blah Blah on Mozilla's Year In Review For 2003 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Mozilla is as dead as dinosaurs. Get over it.

  23. Re:That's one bad apple. on 100 Years of Macintosh · · Score: 0

    Count to 100. I sorta was thinking I wouldnt want to know what a cunt of 100 years looks like. Eww!

  24. Cheap Laughs on 100 Years of Macintosh · · Score: -1, Troll

    Why do some of you hijack mention of SCO in your pathetic attempts to MOD UP on FUNNY POINTS? It's gay so please stop. Thanks.

  25. HEY FOCKERS! HAPPY NEW YEAR! on State Of Open Source In 2003 Reviewed · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Happy New Year you motherfockers!!! Eat shit and die. Thanks.