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  1. Only a 2D construct in anti-de-Sitter space! on String Theory Predicts Behavior of Superfluids · · Score: 5, Funny

    the known universe is only a 2D construct in anti-de-Sitter space, projected into 3 dimensions

    Well if THAT'S all it is, I see no reason to upgrade my video card.

  2. Philosophy like this *is* an OWHA on The Perils of Pop Philosophy · · Score: 1

    The One Way Hash Argument notion applies to Philosophy itself.

    Sure, a communicator may exploit the audience's lack of expertise so that the audience, overwhelmed, agrees without understanding whether any of it is right or wrong. Boo hoo.

    The chance of a long, self-absorbed philosophical tract boiling down to a rather bland-looking lump of food is very high. OWHA may well trigger a reflex that people have evolved to deal with those thinkers among them who can cook all day but end up serving a spoonful of gruel late in the evening. "By the gods, I could have been hunting all this time instead of listening to Conan The Orator."

    OWHA is a useful onomatopoeia for my reaction. (o;

  3. Remove it! on Microsoft Update Quietly Installs Firefox Extension · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://www.annoyances.org/exec/show/article08-600

    Note that Oracle (nee Sun) is also doing this with a Java extension.

  4. Meanwhile Looser's Law *is* broken... on Can "Page's Law" Be Broken? · · Score: 1

    From the transcript of the speech:

    "you never loose a dream"

  5. Oh you Smelly Software Socialists! on Java Gets New Garbage Collector, But Only If You Buy Support · · Score: 4, Funny

    I just know you're going to make a lengthy complaint thread of this.

    If you would simply put down your Silver Surfer comics, comb the crumbs and insects out of your beards, cut your straggly hair, have a bath and a good scrub, and eagerly learn all the new technologies as our Marketing department invents them (and disposes of the old technologies), we could see the dawn of a New Age of incredibly rich CEOs and VPs who live in mansions, collect cars, race boats and planes, and in general protect the freedoms that your betters fought so hard to establish.

    The meek shall inherit my EULA.

  6. My hacked PC on What a Hacked PC Can Be Used For · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If I can no longer read files because of changes to proprietary formats,
    if I cannot play media because of DRM,
    if I cannot use my hardware because proprietary drivers don't exist and the manufacturer won't release the information needed to create an open-source driver,
    if I cannot obtain security updates because my OS is wrongly deemed to be an unauthorized copy,
    if I am not allowed to install the software that I buy on any PC I choose without having to call for permission,
    if the software on my computer calls home without my explicit permission,
    if the software on my computer transmits information about my computer without my explicit permission,

    I have lost control of my computer and it has been hacked.

  7. Re:Bing? Seriously? on Microsoft Rebrands Live Search As "Bing" · · Score: 1

    I know someone who works for Redmond's marketing team. If "Bing" fails, the next name will be "Squirt". It will be introduced by an expensive advertising campaign featuring Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfeld. We'll see the "fun" side of Bill and the unfunny side of Jerry. At the end of each segment, Ballmer will burst through a wall, his face painted purple, screaming "OH YEAH!"

  8. unfamiliar environment, major compatibility issues on Asus Slaps Linux In the Face · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Also excellent reasons not to use Vista and Windows 7.

  9. The best service pack for Vista on Windows Vista Service Pack 2 Released · · Score: 4, Funny

    is Windows 7 RC1.

  10. Re:Google Docs on Ridiculous Software Bug Workarounds? · · Score: 1

    I just tried the feature. It's very cool!

    You can't print the document that contains the graphic, but when you are editing the drawing itself, you can export it from the editor to PDF, SVG, and PNG.

  11. Re:Windows Only on Google Releases Chrome V2.0 · · Score: 1

    I prefer the security features and extensibility of Firefox to the speed of Chrome, so I haven't tried this -- how does Chrome run in Wine?

  12. Re:Warranty is a differentiating factor on Flash Drive Roundup · · Score: 1

    I missed the line in the table. Thanks!

  13. Warranty is a differentiating factor on Flash Drive Roundup · · Score: 1

    TFA does not mention warranty -- it's a decisive factor for me when I buy anything. The computer industry has given generations of consumers deep scars for forgetting the axiom, "Caveat Emptor".

    Kingston offers a "limited 5 year warranty". The OCZ Rally 2 series has a lifetime warranty. I use these for NAS storage and they are good performers.

  14. Re:Godless Science loses *another* battle! on Scientists Create RNA From Primordial Soup · · Score: 1

    Hmm, -1 Troll. Must be a lot of religious nuts with Mod points this evening. (o:

  15. Godless Science loses *another* battle! on Scientists Create RNA From Primordial Soup · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Sutherland says [...] 'The key turned out to be the order that the ingredients are added and the way you put them together -- like making a soufflé.'"

    How much clearer does it need to be made to you amoral materialists that cooking dinner needs *a Chef*?

    The only thing I regret is that Sutherland compared God's Work to making a "soufflé". Couldn't he have used a good Christian American recipe?

    Like omelette!

  16. Re:I'm in the minority here - the movie was bad on Is a $72.5m Opening Weekend Enough For Star Trek? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I agree that the movie is often just STUPID.

    Romulus' sun goes supernova... what, the Romulans, who have starship technology, didn't know in advance?

    The Romulans don't evacuate?

    The Federation sends ONE BLOKE (Spock) to save their sun?

    Chekov knows how to use the transporter a certain way, so he has to take elevators and run through corridors to get to the transporter? Its a huge ship. He can't communicate with anyone down their? The systems aren't interoperable? He's the only guy who knows how to do what's needed?

    And Bad Boy Alternative-Universe Kirk...
    - just rides up to the Federation Recruitment Facility on a motorcycle and jumps aboard a shuttle, no check-points, no questions
    - bangs a green (literally) programmer so he can cheat the Federation exam?
    - gets to be First Officer because Pike respected his dad?!
    - gets strangled by a Vulcan and at least one Romulan and still has a trachea?
    - is marooned on a random, dangerous Class M planet that just happens to have Nimoy-Spock and Scotty as residents?

  17. Re:Holy Colons Batman on Reviews: Star Trek · · Score: 1

    a) Yes, colons. My mistake. Good thing we're not playing for money.

    b) What's wrong with my sig, Sir? Expound.

    Sheesh me no sheeshes, a Grammar Nazi is a proper noun, just as is a Soup Nazi. But you must know, I am only having fun. And waving my Freak Flag high. (o:

     

  18. Re:Holy Colons Batman on Reviews: Star Trek · · Score: 1

    Not to be a grammar Nazi, but

    Brrzzzzt! You cannot complain about semi-colons -- and COUNT THEM -- then claim not to be a Grammar Nazi.

    Wave your Freak Flag high, brother!

    By the way, the "g" of "grammar Nazi" must be capitalized.

  19. Stability is everything and Vista ain't stable on Windows 7 "Not Much Faster" Than Vista · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've been using Vista for over a year (had to, didn't want to). I never had a Blue Screen Of Death from Windows XP. But I see plenty of these from Vista:
    http://img216.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mwvistabluescreen.jpg

    Although I consider some features of Vista an improvement over XP, if I can't rely on Vista every day, it isn't worth a plug nickel.

  20. Re:no way of knowing for sure on The Problem With Estimating Linux Desktop Market Share · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It would be foolish to count downloads for this purpose. However, Canonical could surely count update requests to repositories, for example.

  21. A subtle point on Microsoft Releases Super-Secure XP to US Air Force · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Having the most secure Windows ever" does not equate to having secure Windows.

  22. The code name on IBM Computer Program To Take On 'Jeopardy!' · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sources say the code-name for IBM's project is "Connery".

    Trebek : This nobleman is believed to have written many of Shakespeare's works.

    "Connery" : [pause] So that's your game, is it, Trebek? I was a coveted performer among the brothel ladies while you were still pissing your knee-pants, boy.

    Trebek : Can one of the IBM people fix the computer?

    "Connery" : Your mother's a whore. But don't feel badly, Trebek. She's not a very good one. Ha ha, ha ha!

  23. Flamebait?! on Ugobe, Maker of Pleo, Files For Bankruptcy · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Did I mention that it always wanted to talk about our Relationship?

  24. I had a Femisapien... on Ugobe, Maker of Pleo, Files For Bankruptcy · · Score: 1, Funny

    I tried the Femisapien's autonomous mode. It took my wallet, bought all kinds of batteries that it can't even use, then came home and told me that "we" need to buy a bigger house.

    I took it back to the store and exchanged it for the Robosapien.

  25. Re:It Is Rated R! #6 for Opening Weekend! on Watchmen 50 Days On, Was It Worth the Gamble? · · Score: 1

    What if your business model is "hire the shadiest accountants in the world to cook the books like crazy and hide the money"?

    Then, Sir, you are a 21st Century capitalist, and I thank you for preserving our Freedom.