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  1. Re:Would probably be found on Linus Torvalds Admits He's Been Asked To Insert Backdoor Into Linux · · Score: 1

    And now that they know you feel this way, they will be keeping an eye on YOU!

  2. Re:Same old song and dance on Verizon's Plan To Turn the Web Into Pay-Per-View · · Score: 1

    Douchy Doody Fairy?

  3. Re:There is no chicken and the egg problem on LGPL H.265 Codec Implementation Available; Encoding To Come Later · · Score: 1

    There is no egg. It is you who is a chicken?

  4. Re:How is ABBYY formed? on OmniPage Maker Nuance Loses Patent Trial Over OCR Tech · · Score: 2

    She's Normalized.

  5. Re:is it called fear tracker? on PTSD-Monitoring App Captured the Psychological Effects of the Boston Bombing · · Score: 1

    Happiness meter. Happiness is mandatory.

  6. Re:single point on DARPA Hydra: An Unmanned Sub Mothership to Deploy Drones · · Score: 2

    Now if only it had an exhaust port that was about 2 meters wide.

  7. Re:Seriously? on How Joel Spolsky Shot Down a Microsoft Patent In 15 Minutes · · Score: 1

    Mexican's don't explode when sunlight hits them.

  8. Re:3.5 Billion years of hacks on X Chromosome May Leave a Mark On Male Fertility · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't this be too easily confused with X Windows? Trademark infringement?

  9. Re:There is _female_ in male? Sacrilege! on X Chromosome May Leave a Mark On Male Fertility · · Score: 1

    X men don't have to be gay.... they have to be Super! Thanks for asking!

  10. Re:Wow... on Texas Physicists Create Tabletop Particle Accelerator · · Score: 1

    Yeah... I think that would definitely be bad for your eyes if you watch too much.

  11. Re:Yes on Proposed NJ Law Allows Cops To Search Phones At Crash Scenes · · Score: 1

    I used to drive like Commando too. Then they took my guns away. I still wear the camo paint, but now I'm just stuck throwing table saw blades.

  12. Re:Forget full-sized hovercraft on So You've Always Wanted a Hovercraft... (Video) · · Score: 2

    Made by Acme? You aren't by chance chasing a road runner are you?

  13. Re:Just Look For... on Narrowing Down When Humans Began Hurling Spears · · Score: 1

    But what if another caveman comes at me with a banana?!

  14. Re:British Sci-fi reference on Fusion Rocket Could Take Us To Mars · · Score: 1

    Do you want to live forever?!

  15. Re:Retina Scanners... on Doctors Bypass Biometric Scanners With Fake Fingers · · Score: 1

    Now doctors just give each other the finger.

  16. Re:Not all Mass on Growing Consensus: The Higgs Boson Exists · · Score: 1

    You aren't fat, you're big boson'd

  17. Re:Casting... on Lucas Says Ford, Fisher and Hamill May Return For Next Star Wars · · Score: 1

    The Force of gravity is with her.

  18. Re:Keep Granpa Lucas Out on Lucas Says Ford, Fisher and Hamill May Return For Next Star Wars · · Score: 1

    Yeah, they named the dog Harrison.

  19. Re:Nope on North Korea Threatens US With Preemptive Nuclear Strike · · Score: 1

    Well, as Mel, the cook on Alice said, the best defense is a good offense.

  20. Re:That's not a drone on Drone Comes Within 200 Feet of Airliner Over New York · · Score: 1

    There was no mention of the mind control lasers because they were used to erase the memory of the people that saw them.

  21. Re:Robot wars on Not Quite a T-1000, But On the Right Track · · Score: 1

    And they will engineer their environment to be like a swamp that spurts fire.

  22. Re:Nice catch theodp on Microsoft: the 'Scroogled' Show Must Go On · · Score: 1

    I thought they created Watson to design a computer for them that would answer the great questions about life and stuff.

  23. Re:Engineering isn't a secret club on 83-Year-Old Inventor Wins $40,000 3D Printing Competition · · Score: 2

    Spiderman will kick his butt though.

  24. Re:On the contrary... on China Says It Is the Target of US Hack Attacks · · Score: 1

    The computer will no longer be your friend, but happiness will still be mandatory.

  25. Re:Hang them. Problem solved. on Sony Rootkit Redux: Canadian Business Groups Lobby For Right To Install Spyware · · Score: 2

    Hangin's too good for 'em. Burnin's too good for 'em...