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  1. Re:Trying hard... on Pope Francis Declares Evolution and Big Bang Theory Are Right · · Score: 1

    So now you don't have all that tedious mucking around in hyperspace!

  2. Re:Tip of the iceberg on Pope Francis Declares Evolution and Big Bang Theory Are Right · · Score: 3, Funny

    The aliens were just here for a picnic, and they spilled some of their primordial soup.

  3. Re:Nonsense. Again. on Black Swan Author: Genetically Modified Organisms Risk Global Ruin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, it worked for Siegfried.

  4. Re:Butlerian Jihad on Elon Musk Warns Against Unleashing Artificial Intelligence "Demon" · · Score: 1

    History will happen like this:

    Current Era
    Skynet Era
    Matrix Era
    Butlerian Jihad
    Dune Era

  5. Re:Because wallpaper is what matters most on Ubuntu 14.10 Released With Ambitious Name, But Small Changes · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Aren't Curtains and Drapes the same thing? I thought we wanted to know if the Curtains matched the Carpet... and preferred hard wood floors...?

  6. Re:Captchas! on First Demonstration of Artificial Intelligence On a Quantum Computer · · Score: 1

    Mr. Buquerque?

  7. Re:Of course! on Lockheed Claims Breakthrough On Fusion Energy Project · · Score: 1

    And you know what they say about scientists with large feats...

  8. Re:Spider Goats on Companies Genetically Engineer Spider Silk · · Score: 1

    I heard they were going to nerf spider silk drops in East Karana.

  9. Re:OMFG, stupid on Microsoft Announces Windows 10 · · Score: 5, Funny

    And if they create a Developer Edition, They can call it Windows Developer Edition X..... WinDEX!

  10. Re:Don't be silly on Password Gropers Hit Peak Stupid, Take the Spamtrap Bait · · Score: 1

    Yeah, this is just penultimate stupid until the next penultimate stupid.

  11. Re:1984 on EFF: US Gov't Bid To Alter Court Record in Jewel v. NSA · · Score: 1

    But they are all blood. Blood is compulsory.

  12. Re: cretinous because on Verizon Throttles Data To "Provide Incentive To Limit Usage" · · Score: 1

    or maybe "I've got a bad feeling about this."

    or "What a wonderful smell you've discovered"

  13. Re:Media leaks legislation on White House "Privacy Tour" a Flop On Its First Leg At MIT · · Score: 1

    Harumph

  14. Re:..you'll be able to scream, 'fire the lasers!'" on Laser Headlights Promise More Intense, Controllable Beams · · Score: 0

    Sharks with laserbeams on a plane?

  15. Re:Bionic eye! on Bionic Eye Implant Available In US Next Month · · Score: 1

    Don't forget the crosshairs when linked to your fire arm.

  16. Re:Dream job on BP Hired Company To Troll Users Who Left Critical Comments · · Score: 1

    Line on the left. Once cross each.

  17. Re:World Domination on Warner Bros. Admits To Issuing Bogus Takedowns · · Score: 1

    But how will we get a pair of Abe Vigoda's pants to wear to court?

  18. Re:Ah, they are not dead. on And Now For Something Completely Different: Monty Python Reunion Planned · · Score: 1

    It's a dogs life in the modern Monty Python troupe.

  19. Re:That's cool on Scientists Propose Satellite Early Warning System For Forest Fires · · Score: 1

    Also, remember: Only Hugh can prevent Florist Friars.

  20. Just make sure you don't work for a company named "Sirius Cybernetics Corporation".

  21. Re:ATT on CIA Pays AT&T Millions To Voluntarily Provide Call Data · · Score: 1

    Not to mention that AT&T's logo looks like the Death Star.

  22. Re:Two sides of the coin on Ask Slashdot: What Are the Hardest Things Programmers Have To Do? · · Score: 2

    Three! There are three hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, off-by-one errors and fanatical devotion to the pope....

    Nobody expects the Spanish Estimation!

  23. Re:1984 on Researchers Show Apple Can Read iMessages · · Score: 1

    He who controls the spice controls the universe.

  24. Re:We need to send more autonomous robots in space on To Boldly Go Nowhere, For Now · · Score: 1

    Froderick!

  25. Re:More importantly on Why Are Some Hell-Bent On Teaching Intelligent Design? · · Score: 1

    They don't say that anymore. Now they just say: "NI!"