Slashdot Mirror


User: jamiesan

jamiesan's activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
254
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 254

  1. Re:Fight you muscles? on Fight You Own Muscles To Create Force-Feedback On Smartphones · · Score: 1

    The emminence is inconvertible. I'm convenienced that they don't now what there talking about.

  2. Re:actually... on DNA Confirms Parking Lot Remains Belong To King Richard III · · Score: 2

    If I could walk that way...

  3. Re:Just use Retro Share and be done with it on How Proxied Torrents Could End ISP Subpoenas · · Score: 1

    Moral Fiber? What kind of bandwidth do you get with that?

  4. Re:disney will object on Responding to US Gambling Law, Antigua Set To Launch "Pirate" Site · · Score: 2

    When the next hurricane hits them, will they complain about torrent spam?

  5. Re:Only problem is after it takes a sample on China's Nuclear Rover Will Sample the Moon · · Score: 3, Funny

    Damn you moongorians!

  6. Re:It goes the other way, too on Possible Habitable Planet Just 12 Light Years Away · · Score: 1

    That wasn't a very nice thing to do to those poor scientists in your attic. They were just checking on the results of the research they were with you as the subject.

  7. Re:limkerickz on John McAfee Launches Blog, Offers $25K Reward For "Real Killers" · · Score: 1

    MYANMAR!

    Sorry. I panicked

  8. Re:FOR on 'World of Warcraft' Candidate For Maine State Senate Wins Election · · Score: 2

    "Run for Congress!" they said.

    "See the world!" they said.

    I'd rather be kiting.

  9. Re:Conduit on Ask Slashdot: What Would You Include In a New Building? · · Score: 1

    Just make sure to install the conduit so that it doesn't lead to the main reactor. Don't want some hot shot pilot to blow up the whole thing with one lucky shot.

  10. Re:Welcome to the Machine on DARPA Unveils System Using Human Brains For Computer Vision · · Score: 2

    1. We will create robots to do the work, and create three basic rules that the robots have to follow.
    2. They will become self aware and try to kill Sarah and her son John
    3. We will lose the war, and be enslaved in a virtual reality until Neo sets us free.
    4. Serena will lead us in a jihad to destroy all machine intelligences.
    5. Profit?

  11. Re:Fawning Rubbish on Meet iRobot Founder Rodney Brooks's New Industrial Bot, Baxter · · Score: 1

    And someday in the future there will be an older model that gets put under the supervision of a newer model in a colored cloth manufacturing plant, and he will say:

    Hello, my name is iN1g0. You built my father. Prepare to dye.

  12. Re:obvious question on W3C Releases First Working Draft of Web Crypto API · · Score: 2

    boiled encryption, baked encryption, encription scampi, fried encryption, grilled encryption..encryption cocktails.

  13. Re:This is why we need people in space on Space Station Saved By a Toothbrush? · · Score: 1

    And here...

    3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679

    is a little slice of irrational pi!

  14. Re:Smoking Crack on US Court Sides With Gene Patents · · Score: 1

    The brain wave patterns for Sadness, Cynicism and Outrage have been patented. If you want to experience those emotions, you can purchase a license.

  15. Re:BRING BACK FILE CONTROL BLOCKS !! on High-Performance Monolithic Graphene Transistors Created · · Score: 1

    Log tables would be too heavy to carry around, and probably hard to fit into a leather case.

  16. Re:Wow on Modest Proposal For Stopping Hackers: Get Them Girlfriends · · Score: 2

    drop Tea

    get No Tea

  17. Re:Two words. on Scientists Resurrect 500-Million-Year-Old Gene Inside Modern Organism · · Score: 1

    And now for something completely different.

    twelve-assed monkeys!

    They ran away!

  18. Re:Plea bargains? on Appeals Court Upholds Sanction Against BitTorrent Download Attorney · · Score: 1

    The American Hell of Being sued into Bankruptcy.

    Americans have a lot of hells.

  19. Re:I think we call that... on San Diego's Fireworks Show Over In 15 Seconds · · Score: 2

    The only problem with instant gratification, is that it's too slow.

  20. Re:culture? on Ask Slashdot: What Defines Good Developer Culture? · · Score: 1

    Soon we'll be using beowolf clusters of rasberry pis bought with bitcoins in the year of the linux desktop.

    FTFY

  21. Re:Welcome! on Robot Hand Beats You At Rock, Paper, Scissors 100% of the Time · · Score: 2

    No. We will need to build a super computer to compute the design of an even larger computer that will compute the answer to that.

  22. Re:Yay Comcast. on Comcast Refusing To Comply With Piracy Subpoenas · · Score: 1

    You should also make sure that when you owe them money, you should pay them. Don't want to stiff them now do you?

  23. Re:Ti on HSA Foundation Formed By AMD, ARM, Ti, Imagination, and MediaTek · · Score: 1

    ... the list of major absentees is NVIDIA, Apple, Samsung, Intel and NVIDIA...

    FTFY

  24. Re:How about getting the units right? on TSMC To Spend $10B Building Factory for 450mm Wafers · · Score: 1

    When will they learn!? Size doesn't matter! It's all about the frequency!

    The more it hertz the better!

  25. Re:Just let the damn Itanic... on More Court Trouble For Oracle: Now HP Is Suing Them · · Score: 1

    No, but they did get it to tap.