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  1. Re:Fill them in with crap on Anti-Phishers Pose as Phishers to Make Point · · Score: 1
    On the common ebay one, if it rejects your credit card as invalid, change the check digit (the last digit of the 16 digit number) until you get the right one.
    Here's a little something to help.
  2. Re:It's very simple. We're not ready. on Requiem for the Once-Imagined Future · · Score: 1
    Take Star Trek: only the Ferengi talked about money, but apart from hoarding it, it didn't seem like it got used a lot. I seem to recall some talk of "credits", whatever those are, but the real *believable* sci fi has Riker wondering how he's going to pay for that special trip he and Troi have been thinking about, especially based on a military salary.
    Actually... if I may geek out for a moment, in the Star Trek universe, they don't use money. (Ref: "Voyage Home" and "First Contact".)
  3. Re:I will not make this gripe again. on Honeymonkeys Discover Undisclosed Vulnerability · · Score: 1

    Yeah, it happens. My Wikipedia-DVD story got rejected five minutes before a pretty much identical story got accepted.

    I was bitching about it on the phone to a friend of mine, and he made a very good point, along the lines of "Slashdot is lame, anyway".

  4. Re:honeymonkeys... on Honeymonkeys Discover Undisclosed Vulnerability · · Score: 1
    And they don't have monitors. So, if you're sitting in front of them doing "nothing", then you're just watching the lights on the panel blinkulate and flashify.
    ...

    I need to go back to sleep, I completely misread that as "flatulate".
  5. OT: Batman on Microsoft's Bold Patent Move · · Score: 1

    That's "Gotham".

  6. Re:From the patent application: on Microsoft's Bold Patent Move · · Score: 1

    I completely misread that as "cheese sandwich".

  7. Re:what is this about? on The "Google Hack" Honeypot · · Score: 1
    what are these insecure tools?
    The people running the place? :P
    and how does a search engine index aid someone in hacking my site?
    Maybe a demonstration would help you out, here...
  8. Re:Gates beats again on Microsoft Testing Rival to Google's Start Page · · Score: 1

    Someone set up us the bomb!

    ...Sorry, I'll go sit in my corner.

  9. Re:Glad its the Japanese on Japanese Develop 'Female' Android · · Score: 1

    I was thinking about doing the "I, for one, welcome our new female android overlords" bit, but I think you just covered it (in slightly more words). :P

  10. Re:I was thinking of getting a PSP on New PSP Firmware with Built-In Web Browser · · Score: 1

    They opened up the PS2 (sort of -- they sell a cheap Linux kit for it).

    Why wouldn't they do the same with the PS2?

  11. Re:Christ, stop complaining about the PDF on Why I Hate the Apache Web Server · · Score: 1

    Hey, I like Jack in the Box.

    How about... hrm. KFC? Yeah, let's go with KFC. They have a history of frying weird shit (rats, chicken heads).

  12. Re:Web-based front-end? on Why I Hate the Apache Web Server · · Score: 1
    Then again, if the web-server won't start, you can't have a web-front end.
    Sure you can. Just implement a lightweight http server and have it listen on a different port.
  13. Re:Sony Has Their Reasons on New PSP Firmware with Built-In Web Browser · · Score: 1
    If you want a truly open, easily modable, and world wide connected system, you would need anti virus software, and Sony probably isn't interested in starting up in the field of digital online security.
    Luckily, there's an army of people waiting to write the anti-virus software (or they could just write a ClamAV client or something).
  14. Re:Pattern on Learning Perl, 4th Ed. · · Score: 1
    The reason perl implementations tend to look worse is that they try and catch other ways of writing phone numbers- removing the -, adding an area code, optional whitespace, etc.
    s/[^\d]//g; # Remove anything not a number
    /^(\d{7,10})$/ || warn "Bad phone number";
    $phone_number = $1;
    Looks okay t'me.
  15. Re:the review on Learning Perl, 4th Ed. · · Score: 1
    JAPHs can't possibly be helping. ;-)

    I kind of like it, anyway. Half the stuff I write in Perl makes my friends' heads explode. E.g.:
    (01:41:03) Cuervo[0]: you really, really have to see what I just got done with.
    (01:41:11) Morph: oh please god no
  16. Re:If MS wasn't an illegal monopoly, this is true. on Microsoft To Begin Checking For Piracy · · Score: 1
    I imagine you complain to the phone company when they shut off your line for non-payment as well?
    Aren't they still required to give you 911 service?
  17. Re:No-Broadband Users Screwed? on Microsoft To Begin Checking For Piracy · · Score: 1

    VPN. And get broadband.

  18. Re:They better get this right on Microsoft To Begin Checking For Piracy · · Score: 1
    Yea, like Joe Schmoe PC User is going to understand Linux :)
    Hell, most of them don't even understand Windows.
  19. Re:Quick Perl hack on Rate Your IM Popularity · · Score: 1

    Thanks, appreciate it (the "timeou t" thing was Slashdot being lame).

    There was some bug in the sorting order I ended up fixing, too. I'll just throw the current version up here.

  20. Quick Perl hack on Rate Your IM Popularity · · Score: 1
    Sorry it's fugly, I'm still waking up. Slashdot's formatting ain't helping, either.
    #!/usr/bin/perl -w

    use LWP::UserAgent;
    use CGI qw(:param);

    die "usage: $0 <aim_sn1> <aim_sn2>\n" if (@ARGV != 2);

    my $ua = LWP::UserAgent->new;
    $ua->env_proxy;
    $ua->timeou t(5);

    my $q = 'name1=' . $ARGV[0] . '&name2=' . $ARGV[1];
    $q =~ s/([^=\&\w])/sprintf "%%%x", ord $1/eg;

    my $r = $ua->get('http://www.aimfight.com/getFight.php?' . $q);

    die $r->status_line if (! $r->is_success)

    $cgi = CGI->new($r->content);

    %score = %sn = ();

    for (0, 1)
    {
    printf "%-12s: %d\n", $ARGV[$_],
    $sn{$ARGV[$_]} = $cgi->param('score' . ($_ + 1));

    $score{$sn{$ARGV[$_]}} = $ARGV[$_];
    }

    if ((keys %score) + 0 != 2)
    {
    print "\nTie!\n";
    }
    else
    {
    print "\nWinner: ", $score{(sort keys %score)[0]}, "\n";
    }
  21. Re:And the pot gets hotter. on U.S. House Votes to Extend Patriot Act · · Score: 1

    Ribbit.

  22. Re:mods are on crack on FCC Proposes Abolishing Morse Code Requirement · · Score: 1

    Actually, I smoke crack all the time.

    Undoing moderation ...

  23. You are now entering Tomorrowland! on Disney World Collecting Fingerprints · · Score: 1

    Please note that smoking is not allowed in Tomorrowland.

    Disneyland closes tonight at 9pm. For your convenience, the Main Street shops will remain open for another hour. Guests with our sign-of-the-beauty-and-the-beast implants receive a five percent discount!

  24. Re:Why not use another high tech method? on Disney World Collecting Fingerprints · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our new giant mouse overlords...

  25. Re:WTF! on Australian Man Found Guilty for Hyperlinking · · Score: 1
    God needs to implement HTML tags in life so we can pull a and rid the world of stupid things like this.
    You can kludge around it with a <FIREARMS/> tag.