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  1. Re:McDonald's on China Planning For Sustainable Cities · · Score: 1

    The first thing I did was ctrl-F for "mcdonald's" to make sure it wasn't just me.

  2. Re:Invading Mexico? on IGN Interviews Natalie Portman · · Score: 1

    Just go down to Home Depot... :P

  3. Re:I sense a disturbance in the Force... on IGN Interviews Natalie Portman · · Score: 1

    It took me a second, but I got it. Damned near fell out of my chair from laughing so hard...

  4. Re:Wow, I sure admire her now on IGN Interviews Natalie Portman · · Score: 1
    If your keyboard were to catch on fire and threaten to burn down an orphanage or something, I guess we all know what you'd do.
    Get a new keyboard?
  5. Re:Not During Tests, Though on $99 Linux Handheld with WiFi for Instant Messaging · · Score: 1

    Or setting up their own AP (wonder if this thing can do HostAP...)

  6. Dear Microsoft, on Microsoft and Yahoo! Fight Spam - Sort Of · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Sender-ID advocates a

    (x) technical ( ) legislative ( ) market-based ( ) vigilante

    approach to fighting spam. Your idea will not work. Here is why it won't work. (One or more of the following may apply to your particular idea, and it may have other flaws which vary from state to state.)

    ( ) Spammers can easily use it to harvest email addresses
    ( ) Mailing lists and other legitimate email uses would be affected
    ( ) No one will be able to find the guy or collect the money
    ( ) It is defenseless against brute force attacks
    ( ) It will stop spam for two weeks and then we'll be stuck with it
    ( ) Users of email will not put up with it
    ( ) Microsoft will not put up with it
    ( ) The police will not put up with it
    ( ) Requires too much cooperation from spammers
    ( ) Requires cooperation from too many of your friends and is counterintuitive
    (x) Requires immediate total cooperation from everybody at once
    ( ) Many email users cannot afford to lose business or alienate potential employers
    ( ) Spammers don't care about invalid addresses in their lists
    ( ) Anyone could anonymously destroy anyone else's career or business
    (x) Ideas similar to yours are easy to come up with, yet none have ever worked
    ( ) Other:

    Specifically, your plan fails to account for

    ( ) Laws expressly prohibiting it
    ( ) Lack of centrally controlling authority for email
    (x) Open relays in foreign countries
    ( ) Ease of searching tiny alphanumeric address space of all email addresses
    ( ) Asshats
    ( ) Jurisdictional problems
    ( ) Unpopularity of weird new taxes
    ( ) Public reluctance to accept weird new forms of money
    ( ) Huge existing software investment in SMTP
    ( ) Susceptibility of protocols other than SMTP to attack
    ( ) Willingness of users to install OS patches received by email
    ( ) Armies of worm riddled broadband-connected Windows boxes
    ( ) Eternal arms race involved in all filtering approaches
    ( ) Extreme profitability of spam
    ( ) Joe jobs and/or identity theft
    ( ) Technically illiterate politicians
    ( ) Extreme stupidity on the part of people who do business with spammers
    ( ) Dishonesty on the part of spammers themselves
    ( ) Bandwidth costs that are unaffected by client filtering
    ( ) Outlook
    (x) Other: cheap throwaway domains

    and the following philosophical objections may also apply:

    ( ) Any scheme based on opt-out is unacceptable
    ( ) SMTP headers should not be the subject of legislation
    (x) Blacklists suck
    (x) Whitelists suck
    ( ) We should be able to talk about Viagra without being censored
    ( ) Countermeasures cannot involve wire fraud or credit card fraud
    ( ) Countermeasures cannot involve sabotage of public networks
    ( ) Sending email should be free
    ( ) Why should we have to trust you and your servers?
    ( ) Incompatiblity with open source or open source licenses
    ( ) Feel-good measures do nothing to solve the problem
    ( ) Temporary/one-time email addresses are cumbersome
    ( ) I don't want the government reading my email
    ( ) Killing them that way is not slow and painful enough
    ( ) Other:

    Furthermore, this is what I think about you:

    ( ) Nice try, dude, but I don't think it will work.
    ( ) This is a stupid idea, and you're a stupid person for suggesting it.
    (x) Nice try, assh0le! I'm going to find out where you live and burn your house down!

  7. Re:bullshit bingo on Attack of the Corporate Weasel Words · · Score: 1

    "Off-line" is a buzzword?

  8. Re:Strange? nobody is commenting that this is good on Zlib Security Flaw Could Cause Widespread Trouble · · Score: 1
    Well they found one severe bug in one library and probably fixed 1000 programs within 24 hours from a critical bug.
    That's a double-edged sword. Those 1000 programs were also vulnerable from this same severe bug in this one library.
  9. Re:Too Bad... on Build Your Own Solar Powered Hotspot · · Score: 1
    Too bad that if you opened the backpack in public, someone would probably shout "bomb!".
    Huh. Now I kinda want to build one.

    Btw, this has been on hackaday for almost a week now.
  10. Re:Web server destroyed before your very eyes on Star Destroyer Built Before Your Eyes · · Score: 2, Funny
    These people spent 10 hours constructing their very own Imperial II-class Star Destroyer from LEGO...and we spent 10 seconds taking down any server brave enough to offer movies of it.
    But our server is peaceful! We have a bandwidth cap, you can't possibly...
  11. Iknowwhatyoumean on Star Destroyer Built Before Your Eyes · · Score: 1

    I watched it fullscreen.

    Someone needs to mix some techno music into that or something.

  12. Two things: on Hackers, Spelling, and Grammar? · · Score: 1

    One: some extremely talented programmers can't spell worth a damn. That "I'm a porgramer" shirt didn't just plop out of the eighth dimension. (You might want to read that last sentence twice.)

    Two: I think it's hilariously ironic that this is coming from Slashdot. We aren't exactly /usr/share/dict/words around here. :P

  13. Re:You can play videos under Linux too! on 'DVD Jon' Breaks Google Video Lock · · Score: 1
    echo url | perl -pe 's/%(..)/chr hex $1/eg'
    That should do it.
  14. Re:Fewer Open Relays on The Book of Postfix · · Score: 1

    Postfix is not an open relay out of the box.

  15. Re:Finally Mirrored Laptop Drives. on Flash Drives in Future Apple Laptops? · · Score: 1

    IBM Thinkpads and Toshiba Satellites both have support for multiple HDDs (usually, but not always, at the expense of a CD/DVD drive). Other laptops probably do it, too.

  16. Re:Hacking Cameras... on CVS Disposable Camcorder Hacked · · Score: 1

    "I dropped out of school in the fourth grade and I ain't not no undumber!"

  17. Re:What a relief on SCO Includes OS Products In OpenServer 6 · · Score: 1
    I'm off to the SCO Store to buy some of whatever it is they try to sell.
    Burgers?

    Well. Maybe not yet.
  18. Re:old news on Major Browsers Have JS Pop-Up Flaw · · Score: 3, Funny
    They attack the users judgement, which unfortunately tends to be the weakest link.
    Users are idiots? The devil, you say!
  19. Re:Damn if they don't, damn if they do... on Hotmail To Junk Non-Sender-ID Mail · · Score: 1
    1. Microsoft (virri vulnerabilities) causes SPAM. Slashdot outraged.
    2. Microsoft fights SPAM. Slashdot equally outraged.
    If Microsoft really wanted to do (2), maybe they should start dealing with (1).
  20. Re:Understand on Orlando Cancels Free WiFi Project · · Score: 1
    Who's to say they wouldn't be monitoring every piece of information - and/or someone sitting there with AirSnort doing the same..
    Actually, I use ethereal... :-)

    - Someone
  21. Re:Mandatory on PetaBox: Big Storage in Small Boxes · · Score: 1
    Aren't you tired of the same old shit, repeated over and over again?
    Like a Beowulf cluster of 486 boxes? ...
  22. Re:Cut to the chase - $3.4 million on How to Become A Real-World Superhero · · Score: 1
    Now here's the question. Which happens first, your firing or your arrest for assault with a deadly weapon?
    That would depend on whether or not he saw me coming.
  23. Re:Contrast on How to Become A Real-World Superhero · · Score: 1
    Now, a badass remote-controlled robot to roam the streets, beating the crap out of the bad guys, that would be something else ...
    Hmm.
    root@killbot5000:~# killall lawyers jehovahs_witnesses insurance_salesmen
    Neat idea.
  24. Re:200k for a butler.. holy shite on How to Become A Real-World Superhero · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but he's an exceptionally good butler. And mechanic. And medic.

    I bet Alfred could whoop ass at CS.

  25. Re:Big dreams turn into nightmares on Integrated Circuit Inventor Jack Kilby Dead at 81 · · Score: 0

    Well, whaddya know.

    It disintegrated.