...when these robots are so effective, the male roaches will mount them, and get their little roach members snipped off.
Y'know, I bet the guys watching Google's access_log are laughing themselves shitless right now. I wasn't sure about the anatomy of a cockroach, so... yeah, you can guess the rest.
Apparently, "getting lucky" for a cockroach really is getting lucky.
In the case of the American cockroach, mating is initiated when the female releases a chemical odor, or pheromone. When the male senses the pheromone, he starts flapping his wings and backing into things--anything that happens to be handy. Eventually, more or less by chance, he backs into a female, and deposits a packet of sperm.
That's about how I do it... go to a party, get smashed, and run into things...:P
I remember hearing they got around the crypto export laws by having it printed, instead of on floppies/CDs. Freedom of speech/press laws take precedence, apparently... clever.:-)
Anyone else think kernels when they read the first part?
I'm using a Thinkpad 760ed. Box at work is a 600MHz PentiumII/III thingy (not Intel). Firewall/router around here is a Compaq Contura 410c (headless laptop, 486, 16Meg ram).
I'm happy with my hardware. I don't really need anything I don't have.
but I always wanted a job I could just dick around with and drop after a few days, just to screw with corporate America. Not quit my current job or anything, just take a few days off to fuck around. You know that commercial with the guy who makes that huge sub at Subway, then takes a huge bite out of it right in front of the people who he was making it for (who then scream out in mortal terror)? Yeah. Always wanted to do that.
Now I'm thinking maybe I should go apply at Best Buy.
I did something like that at defcon 9. I was helping a friend of mine get X running, and when I left his room, I typed in "rm -rf/" at the console without hitting enter. When he came back, he hit enter to unblank his console, without looking at the screen...
Hmm. I asked my friend about the difference. (I have no knowledge of these things; I listen to Rush Limbaugh (blah) in the morning and John and Ken in the afternoon.)
He said one's stupid, the other's evil. I keep forgetting which was which.
I asked him about a particular person... I think it was Limbaugh. He said "he's bipartisan -- so he's stupid and evil".
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Anyway: Found this.
Apparently, "getting lucky" for a cockroach really is getting lucky.
That's about how I do it... go to a party, get smashed, and run into things...
I remember hearing they got around the crypto export laws by having it printed, instead of on floppies/CDs. Freedom of speech/press laws take precedence, apparently... clever. :-)
who hates the word "proactive"?
XMMS over XF86-Cygwin, but the sound would be coming from across the room. ;-)
Search engines sell their results all the time. One engine I'm familiar with actually pulls from several other engines when you run a search.
Google and MSN probably have a deal worked out.
Anyone else think kernels when they read the first part?
I'm using a Thinkpad 760ed. Box at work is a 600MHz PentiumII/III thingy (not Intel). Firewall/router around here is a Compaq Contura 410c (headless laptop, 486, 16Meg ram).
I'm happy with my hardware. I don't really need anything I don't have.
Just kidding, sorry.
"Spawn of satin"? :P
I'm with you, btw. I don't NEED my fscking editor to do sockets.
sarcasm++, but what happens if Novell starts bitching that there's some phantom code in Linux?
~ 33 hours. Jeez. Wonder who sprang for Chinese food.
but I always wanted a job I could just dick around with and drop after a few days, just to screw with corporate America. Not quit my current job or anything, just take a few days off to fuck around. You know that commercial with the guy who makes that huge sub at Subway, then takes a huge bite out of it right in front of the people who he was making it for (who then scream out in mortal terror)? Yeah. Always wanted to do that.
Now I'm thinking maybe I should go apply at Best Buy.
I love that game. Fun to play, easy to win.
Sysadmins need to be given legal authority to throw people in jail.
Hmm. Maybe not.
*smack*
Conflict of interest?
Though I suppose the whole organization is one giant conflict of interest.
I did something like that at defcon 9. I was helping a friend of mine get X running, and when I left his room, I typed in "rm -rf /" at the console without hitting enter. When he came back, he hit enter to unblank his console, without looking at the screen...
Someone called KFI AM 640 earlier saying they were going as an iPod. Forget which show it was.
It just looks... boring. A flag? What the fuck? Speedy must be spinning over in his grave.
:-))
(That was a "BSD is dead" joke, by the way -- emphasis on joke.
Who the hell modded that up?
Where the fuck is Slackware?
I can't believe they made a list of distributions without including the first distribution.
it'd be 'YO!/SUP?' instead" - Thinkgeek
Seems fitting, though.
192.168.1.2: 'Lo.
192.168.1.1: Hey.
192.168.1.2: 'n I get a shell?
192.168.1.1: Sure.
Two words: "perpetual beta".
Hmm. I asked my friend about the difference. (I have no knowledge of these things; I listen to Rush Limbaugh (blah) in the morning and John and Ken in the afternoon.)
He said one's stupid, the other's evil. I keep forgetting which was which.
I asked him about a particular person... I think it was Limbaugh. He said "he's bipartisan -- so he's stupid and evil".
Boots faster, too.