What if drug user made a "vaccine" that would permanently "cure" people of their sobberness!
1) Woohoo!
2) "Free as in speech, not as in beer" would have to be changed to something else, possibly "free as in speech, not as in you don't have to pay money for it".
3) Woohoo!
Meanwhile, I'll go back to watching the world slowly march towards 1984.
Next up is drugs to prevent criminal behaviour. Scientists have determined that the same part of your brain responsible for creativity can be used to plot bank robberies and whatnot.
I was considering a crack about "trials are already underway in your drinking water", but I thought that'd be a bit overboard. (Maybe.:D)
Just kidding, it's just an idea... whoever's got that "Your solution to spam will not work because..." form, get it ready.:-)
Why not sign outgoing messages with the server's private key, put the signature in the headers, then make the public key available (say, via dns)? Wouldn't this kill spoofing?
It looks like Tablet PCs are finally hitting real-world budgets. Averatec released a Tablet PC with an AMD Athlon XP-M 2200+ processor and will be at Costco and Staples for $1349.
How the HELL is that a real-world budget? That's a third of my fscking paycheck, before taxes!
I hate it when people say "affordable" and mean $20,000 USD.
I've been running around various parts of T-Mobile trying to track one of these sons of bitches down, and all I get is "they're not available any more, there should be a new one out in summer".
Woohoo! More shit to burn money on. Like Defcon isn't going to fuck my bank account over.
Martians: We come in peace. Earthlings: That's just super. Have you heard about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ?
Use your imagination for the rest...
Maritans: The being you knew as Jesus Christ was actually Knarrrle of the fourth Martian expeditionary force... Earthlings: LIES! PREPARE FOR WAR, BLASPHEMOUS LITTLE GREEN DUDES!
It goes like this. "You cut someone off in traffic, and they get all pissed off, so he cuts someone off, who gets off the freeway and starts speeding, until he gets pulled over by a fat cop, so he makes a fat joke, and the cop gets all pissed off, until it all ends up in the middle east!"
What the hell were these people thinking? If you have access to the shadow file, then you have root access, and you can just passwd a different password. Root doesn't have to supply the current password.
Uhm. Yeah, you're right there, but what if, say, I've got the same password somewhere else and I'd really like to know what it is, since the admin of that box went on vacation to Tahiti for brain transplant surgery and all my good porn is on his box?
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I second that:
Hahahahahahaha!
Uhm...
GOATSE!!!#%
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DEAR SIR/MADAM...
:D
Oh, the rest of Slashdot already beat me to it. Never mind.
2) "Free as in speech, not as in beer" would have to be changed to something else, possibly "free as in speech, not as in you don't have to pay money for it". 3) Woohoo!
I was considering a crack about "trials are already underway in your drinking water", but I thought that'd be a bit overboard. (Maybe.
Just kidding, it's just an idea... whoever's got that "Your solution to spam will not work because ..." form, get it ready. :-)
Why not sign outgoing messages with the server's private key, put the signature in the headers, then make the public key available (say, via dns)? Wouldn't this kill spoofing?
Just a thought.
I hate it when people say "affordable" and mean $20,000 USD.
I've been running around various parts of T-Mobile trying to track one of these sons of bitches down, and all I get is "they're not available any more, there should be a new one out in summer". Woohoo! More shit to burn money on. Like Defcon isn't going to fuck my bank account over.
"If I invest $10,000 today, how much will it be worth on August 5, 2004?"
*click*
HTTP/1.1 500 Internal Server Error
The server has encountered an error and is unable to process your request.
Flashback to the Simpsons: Y'know, I can just picture "first contact". Use your imagination for the rest... Wow, I've got way too much time on my hands.
*sigh* It's a joke.
It goes like this. "You cut someone off in traffic, and they get all pissed off, so he cuts someone off, who gets off the freeway and starts speeding, until he gets pulled over by a fat cop, so he makes a fat joke, and the cop gets all pissed off, until it all ends up in the middle east!"
I forget who told it.
Hmm. "Projected Microwaved Spam". I like it.
<blockquote><i>also clothes are banned, and body cavities.</i></blockquote>
Time to break out the plastic cement.
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I meant "what if I have the same password for another box that I'm not root on and don't have physical access to?". Who said it was a work box?
I, for one, welcome our new MPAA overlord!
Hey, Drunken Master rocked.
Sorry, I couldn't hear you with all that distortion.