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  1. Re:99.84% pure pork fat on PCs Use More Sick Days Than People · · Score: 1
    Is that one of the 86.55% of all statistics which are made up on the spot?
    [root@joel root]# zcat /var/log/maillog.1.gz | perl spamstats.pl -q
    33.3% spam, 61.0% ham, 5.7% virus, 19032 total
    (That 61% is just spam that SpamAssassin didn't pick up. :-))
  2. Re:How is HAL a "robot"? on C-3PO Joins R2 in the Robot Hall of Fame · · Score: 1

    That was in the third book, wasn't it? Been a while since I read them.

    So he went from being a robot to being a disembodied robot. Besides, what's a robot, if not a computer with "limbs"? C3PO had arms and legs, HAL-9000 had booster rockets and creepy little red eyes all over the place.

  3. Re:How is HAL a "robot"? on C-3PO Joins R2 in the Robot Hall of Fame · · Score: 1

    Eh. He was the shipbrain. Suppose the ship was his body.

  4. Re:More respect for Windows crashers on New Linux Kernel Crash-Exploit discovered · · Score: 1

    USGS says 5.2, I'm around Santa Ana...

    Looks like it was pretty close. Cool. Shaking lasted a good 8 seconds. Not usually so noteworthy, but this was rather stronger than usual.

  5. Re:More respect for Windows crashers on New Linux Kernel Crash-Exploit discovered · · Score: 1
    In this case the availability of source code made no difference in the discovery of the vulnerability.
    I meant in general. (Beg pardon, I may have misinterpreted the argument.)

    I wrote a piece of software once, slapped the GPL on it, and stuck it on SourceForge. Within a month or so, someone had an exploit for it (which was really kind of funny, because nobody was really using it (what's really funny was that it was then picked up from bugtraq by a hell of a lot of other security sites like securiteam -- even for a later advisory that wasn't actually accurate, nor a bug, nor exploitable)).

    I'm willing to bet that they a) wouldn't have bothered if it wasn't on SourceForge, and b) if I hadn't released the source, it'd just be a -- whoa, earthquake! I shit you not, we just got hit by an earthquake -- lot harder for them to have figured out some of the bugs.
  6. Re:tagging email addresses on Turning Up The Heat On On-Line Registration · · Score: 1

    Postfix has such a feature. I forget what they're called. "Per-user aliases" or something.

    Basically, you tack on a "+foo" to the end of your email address (e.g., "user+nytimes@example.com"). Postfix will look for a ~/.forward+foo, then ~/.forward, then blah blah. I haven't slept in 24 hours, sorry I can't be more helpful.

  7. Re:More respect for Windows crashers on New Linux Kernel Crash-Exploit discovered · · Score: 1
    This really is a good demonstration that availablity of the source code probably does not make it any easier for a black-hat to find an exploit, in this case it made no difference at all.
    Erm. It certainly does make it easier to find vulnerabilities.

    Supposedly the OSS advantage is that it will be fixed sooner, let's see.
    The OSS advantage is that you can fix it yourself, if you're so inclined.
    IMHO the exising patches are not a solution.
    Agreed.
  8. Re:It's time for an international standard on Inst on AOL To Charge for AIM Videoconferences · · Score: 1

    What's keeping you from hacking up ircd-hybrid?

  9. Re:More respect for Windows crashers on New Linux Kernel Crash-Exploit discovered · · Score: 2, Funny
    Windows-crashing apps
    You mean there are apps that don't crash Windows?!
  10. Re:A reverse scenario on Physicist Loses Degree for Data Falsification · · Score: 1
    There's a famous domed building on the MIT campus, a gymnasium I think
    The Great Dome.

    Kind of makes me want to go to MIT.
  11. Re:abortion pill on 486 Turns 15 Years Old · · Score: 1
    They have invented a successor to the abortion pill, RU486. It's called RUPentium, and causes embryo cells not to divide correctly.
    One of the routers/firewalls at work is named ru486. When I got its backup box online (an F5 load balancer, now running Debian), I got to name it: ru487. Its coprocessor. :-)
  12. Re:Wake-up Call on 486 Turns 15 Years Old · · Score: 1
    Hmm... maybe it's finally time to upgrade.
    Nahhhhh.
  13. Re:Their todo list on Flashing Back to the Dotcom Era: 24 Hour Dotcom · · Score: 1
    They sure do have their priorities right! All the essential ingredients of a dotcom...
    Milestone 1 is also, in fact, a party -- as are Milestones 2 and 4. Milestone 3 is drinking a gallon of water to avoid a hangover.
  14. Re:Use NOINDEX or Robots.txt for Sandbox? on Slashback: Nigritude, Indignation, Artifacts · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Shouldn't that be the the other way around? The robots.txt file can use Follow, NoIndex to ask Google to go blind, while .htaccess can be used to block access.
    Correct. Basically, robots.txt is client-side, .htaccess is server-side.

    The latter is also far more powerful. robots.txt was created brain-dead.
  15. Re:My turn to use '9-11'! My turn! My turn! on Slashback: Nigritude, Indignation, Artifacts · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Terrorism is old and busted, and is nothing but a political tool and soundbite op.

    Those who respond, "tell that to the victims of 9-11", I submit that if all those people were here today they would be pretty fucking pissed at all the unconstitutional bullshit that has been done in their name.
    Agreed. If I died in any manner, and someone used my death to justify fucking up my country, I'd be pretty god damned pissed. (Well, moreso.) What are we doing about it?
  16. Dude! on Sony Launches Three Linux-based In-car Navigation Devices · · Score: 1

    This would have made "Dude, Where's My Car" a much shorter movie.

    I therefore think it rocks.

    (Just kidding. I liked that movie, actually... I'll probably get modded troll just for saying I liked it, though. :P)

    I was going to say something about SCO, but I'll assume the rest of Slashdot has already done it for me.

  17. Once again: on Russia, China World's Biggest Spammers · · Score: 0, Redundant
    Also, apparently 70 percent of spam is sent from China by American spam outfits who in turn have hosting arrangements with Chinese ISPs."
    NEWS FLASH: POPE IS CATHOLIC.
  18. church-run non-profit coffeehouse for teenagers? on Setting Up Mac OS X for a Teenage Coffeehouse? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Porn. Lots and lots of porn.

    Straight porn for the kids, kiddie porn for the church staff.

    This is going to cost me some karma, isn't it. :P

  19. Interesting. on Is Caps Lock Dead? · · Score: 1

    I had this conversation once: I tended to pry the capslock key right the hell off my keyboards. The fellow I was having this conversation with then pointed out that capslock could be remapped to do other interesting things.

    Long story short: change what you don't like.

  20. Re:Thanks for the gratuitous Ashcroft bash on Bioterrorism Charges Brought Against Professor · · Score: 1
    Ashcroft's charged with enforcing the laws, not making them.
    Which is worse?
  21. Re:TiVo? on Return of the TV Wristwatch · · Score: 1
    Why do we need this? Seriously. What do you have to watch that is so time-critical that you MUST see it real-time?
    Seriously: The Simpsons.
    or go to a sports bar.
    ...You're kidding, right? Maybe where you live sports bars aren't gatherings of drunken jock retards. I personally prefer the drunken punk rocker retards.

    My next paycheck was already going to go for a pocket TV so I could snarf the Simpsons while I'm working late hours in the office.
  22. NEWS FLASH: SKY IS BLUE on Porn Beats Search Engines in Internet Traffic · · Score: 1

    There was some post yesterday or so that predicted a story like this would show up.

    "Jeez", it said, "what's the next story in the queue? Teens found to be downloading music online?"

    He wasn't too far off...

  23. Re:Love that Open Source business model. on End Of Development For Grsecurity Announced? · · Score: 1
    No, it keeps you all on an even footing.
    I see what you're saying, but look at it this way: how much would you save later on? Take the patches this dude wrote. Is it worth $100k for better[0] security on your systems, or $500k later when your systems get cracked? (Maybe that's a bit exaggerated, but you get the idea.)

    Even if you're paying for your competitors, you're still saving money. Maybe you could even come to some sort of agreement with them to chip in equally for the project.

    [0] As far as I know.
  24. Re:Helmets!? on Segways Roll Over Chicago · · Score: 2, Funny
    something which starts with "p", ends with "y" and can also mean "cat."
    <ralph> Puppy! </ralph>
  25. Re:You ain't Seen Nothin' Yet . . . on Segways Roll Over Chicago · · Score: 1
    So, a three year-old girl was hurt. While that truly is sad, I'm waiting for the first pedestrian fatality attributed to a Seqway.
    This will come not from the driver of a Segway mowing someone down, but from the guy walking on the sidewalk who fails to repress the urge to beat the living shit out of the driver with his own scooter for looking like such a dork.