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  1. Re:Space Madness! on Apollo 14 Moonwalker Claims Aliens Exist · · Score: 1

    I think it is easy to prove that the universe has become more complex since the big bang (if you believe in it, that is).

    I stopped believing in the universe a while ago.

  2. Re:Space Madness! on Apollo 14 Moonwalker Claims Aliens Exist · · Score: 1

    Once they get back to LEO, there's nothing we can do beyond flip them off and insult their mothers.

    Best. Comment. Ever.

  3. Re:Space Madness! on Apollo 14 Moonwalker Claims Aliens Exist · · Score: 1

    the Bloods or the Crips might jack you and gank your ride

    Fixed.

  4. Re:Knows his stuff on Reusing and Recycling Code · · Score: 3, Funny
  5. Re:Send the invading starships now! on Mars Orbiter Finds Evidence For Ancient Rivers, Lakes · · Score: 1

    Your supply is not enough?

  6. Re:No, Mythbusters! on Alternative Uses For an Old Satellite Dish? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ah yes, the infamous VSRSSBBOOVSD.

    ...of death.

  7. Re:Heh... on Kaspersky To Demo Attack Code For Intel Chips · · Score: 1

    So far it's taken 4 days to get to aurora, CO, 1000 miles of it's 1400 mile trip. I'm expecting it to get here wednesday or thursday.

    Uh. Call me ignorant, but is that good or bad? I don't send/receive lots of actual paper.

  8. Re:How the hell... on Spammers Announce World War III · · Score: 1

    It actually gets past 3 spam filters everytime (SpamAssassin, Spamihilator (with Spam DCC-Filter enabled) and Thunderbird).

    header ADAM_ARE_MORON Subject =~ /^Adam you are moron/
    describe ADAM_ARE_MORON Adam you are moron
    score ADAM_ARE_MORON 100000000000000

    :-(

    :-)

  9. Dwarf Stars on Best DNS Naming Scheme For Small/Medium Businesses? · · Score: 3, Funny

    I was building servers with another guy once. I asked him "what should the naming scheme be?"

    Him: I dunno. How about... stars?
    Me, looking at a smallish server: Okay, what's a famous dwarf star?
    Him: Sneezy.

  10. Re:Freedom! Horrible horrible freedom! on New Map IDs the Core of the Human Brain · · Score: 1

    I'm the queen!

  11. Re:So... on Hans Reiser Guilty of First Degree Murder · · Score: 1

    At least it wasn't a guy who hacks Perl.

    "And what is your profession?"
    "Your honor, I am a Perl progr--"
    "GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY"

  12. Re:Great so instead of dying from liver sclerosis on Zebrafish Regenerative Ability May Lead To Help In Humans · · Score: 1

    We looked in the car, and there's the fucking king of the jungle! I almost shit my pants!

  13. Ob on A Robotic Taxi Named robuCAB · · Score: 0

    In Soviet France, cabbie robs YOU!

  14. Re:Dirk Gently on The Geometry of Music · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who immediately thought of the computer scientist in Douglas Adams' Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency? Yes. No. Yes and No. 42.

  15. Re:Virgin brides on Paul Krugman's 1978 Theory of Interstellar Trade · · Score: 1

    I like those odds! Giggity.

  16. Re:It's called a SATELLITE, not a "moon." on Rings Discovered Around a Moon for the First Time · · Score: 1

    From The Collaborative International Dictionary of English v.0.48 [gcide]:
    2. A secondary planet, or satellite, revolving about any member of the solar system; as, the moons of Jupiter or Saturn. [1913 Webster]

    From WordNet (r) 2.0 [wn]:
    6: any natural satellite of a planet; "Jupiter has sixteen moons"


    So, y'know. STFU.

  17. Re:Handing off thumb drives - The new Cuban Intern on The Cuban Memory Stick Underground · · Score: 1

    UUCP.

  18. Re: Two? No, one. on Will Mars be a One-way Trip? · · Score: 2, Informative

    /. ID's don't have to be integers anymore? When did this happen? Do the numbers have to be rational? Not to ruin the joke.

  19. Re:Misleading headlines suck on Scientists Find Solar System Like Ours · · Score: 1

    And computers are sideways-endian.

  20. Re:Balanced view. on "Anonymous" Takes Scientology Protest to the Streets · · Score: 1

    Without having discovered these undiscovered things yet, what indication do you have that there are many of them? Are you implying that we know everything there is to know?

  21. Re:Balanced view. on "Anonymous" Takes Scientology Protest to the Streets · · Score: 1

    unfortunately I don't think we have ever discovered any such energy To play devil's advocate, there are a lot of things we haven't discovered yet.

  22. Re:benchmark? on PCWorld Says Firefox is Strong, Vista is Weak · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, imagine double the processor power, with an 8 core processor, a solid state disk and at least 64 gig of RAM. If Microsoft gets their butts in gear and start listening to their customers, SP2 might be something worthwhile. We shall see how it works out. That reminds me of an XKCD strip.

    Windows sucks. I guess I'll try it again later. Nope, still sucks. Nope, still sucks. Oooh, shiny! But still sucks.

  23. Re:This has been happening a long time on Domains May Disappear After Search · · Score: 1

    I thought I saw SpamAssassin with this capability. I don't see it in TFM, though.

    I'd imagine you could just search incoming messages for URLs, wget them, and throw them into SpamAssassin as an email.

  24. Re:Mods smoke crack on How To Tell If It's Really Titanium · · Score: 4, Funny
  25. Re:tagged "humor"? on China Anti-Corruption Web Site Crashes On First Day · · Score: 1

    Maybe if we did that in the States, we wouldn't be so screwed up right now.