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  1. Shillin' on Bill Gates Says Tablets Aren't Much Help In Education · · Score: 2

    This doesn't sound down on Surface at all. This reads like a shameless plug FOR Surface.

    Inexpensive, interactive, "more in the PC realm", and with "keyboard type" input? I feel like I recently watched someone not shut up about those features for a solid half hour, BUT WHERE?

  2. Re:And dont you DARE close your eyes or not listen on Fox Sues Dish Over "Auto Hop" Ad-Skipping Feature · · Score: 1

    The one I really hate is when every radio station in the country gets a version of the song with their station name dubbed in, usually with a reference the the nearest big city somewhere. Country songs seem to be the worst about it. "Kickin' up dust in mah pickup truck, blastin' tunes from [WKRP]. Thinkin' of a sweet boy I left behind in [CINCINNATTI]." Unbearably insulting.

  3. He Punished Himself on Employee "Disciplined" For Installing Bitcoin Software On Federal Webservers · · Score: 1

    I can't think of any more fitting punishment than the measly trickle of bitcoins he would have seen out of this scheme.

  4. Re:Live with it on Ask Slashdot: Holding ISPs Accountable For Contracted DSL Bandwidth · · Score: 2

    Additionally, if the slowdown turns out to be the result of side-fumbling, you can usually (with threats and pestering) get a retro-encapsulator installed that should at least reduce it to tolerable levels (you can never -really- eliminate side-fumbling).

  5. Re:Numbers seem suspicious on NVIDIA GeForce GRID Cloud Gaming Acceleration · · Score: 1

    Of course you can decode 30% faster. Then you twiddle your thumbs for a few milliseconds while you wait for the next frame to come across the network. You don't decode into the future, but you are able to get the frame you're currently dealing with onto the screen slightly sooner than a hypothetical friend who is still busy decoding while your TV is already busy doing whatever they manage to waste 66ms on.

  6. Re:Too bad, really on Mac Clone Maker Saga Ends As SCOTUS Denies Appeal · · Score: 1

    But that isn't what they were shut down for, is it? The plain result may be good, but the precedent is horrifying.

  7. Re:Right, that'll work. on Gaming Clichés That Need To Die · · Score: 1

    So, do you get to shoot zombies, or is it seriously just a standard adventure game?

  8. Re:Cabling? on Quantum Experiment Shows Effect Before Cause · · Score: 1

    But the more people we fire yesterday, the more sharply the employment graph increases today. And the more money we have. It's win-win!

  9. Re:WILDCAT IS ON TEH SPOKE on Quantum Experiment Shows Effect Before Cause · · Score: 1

    Oh my god. The Spoke is back? I've been wondering what it actually was since it came around the first time. Is it like "streets ahead"? Or like "miles ahead"? On the ball? On the spot? In the house? Off the rails? At some point I got the impression that Nickelodeon had some sort of News or "Cool New Stuff" segment called The Spoke, but I don't know where I got that impression. Is it a pure troll invention, or an ancient Internet custom I just never became aware of. Any information you can give me would be appreciated. I would like wry much to be "on the spoke" as far as this idiom is concerned.

  10. The fools! on World Is Ignoring Most Important Lesson From Fukushima · · Score: 1

    If only they'd built it with six thousand and ONE hulls!

  11. Re:1366x768 on Windows 8 and Screen Resolution: WXGA Still Most Popular · · Score: 2

    If he plays any 3D games across multiple monitors, they look terrible, because multi-monitor gaming in general looks like garbage, and will for the foreseeable future.

    It is my quest to inform my fellow man.

  12. Wireless or USB touch-monitor on Ask Slashdot: Making a Tablet Run Only One Application? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Tablets are generally designed to be resilient, and usable by the unskilled. For that reason, they can't usually be locked down like this, because the feature, in and of itself, is more technical than tablets are meant to be.

    I don't know much about Androids, but an iPad makes a good example. Can you hijack DNS on the your wifi network? Yes... but it's incredibly easy to join another wifi network that isn't redirected, and there are no User and Administrator type accounts to keep people from doing so.

    If you jailbreak an iPad, there is an extension you can install that locks it into a particular app (the browser, in this case). But getting around it involves, I think, nothing fancier than rebooting the device. You could modify the Hosts file on it to redirect no matter which network the user is on, as well... but a dedicated goof-off could always resort to direct DNS entry to cause mischief.

    I would try to find out if anyone sells a wireless display with touchscreen capabilities. That could be linked to a computer that's locked down at an arbitrary level, and would prevent users from engaging in the kinds of shennigans they get up to when they have access to function keys and Reset buttons. If users can use the ctrl key or reboot the machine, you -will- end up with porn on your browser.

    As a bonus, the device would be borderline useless to anyone who walks off with it and isn't fairly gadget-oriented, and you might be able to run several of them off of one host machine.

    If this exists, someone should let me know, because I've made made want one.

    If it doesn't you cold even use one of these:
    http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/usb-gadgets/c609/

    Wireless is great, but the real goal is just something hand-held that each person in the waiting room can have one of. Run some USB cables out to each end-table in the waiting room, and attach them to these. They're cheap, so have them stolen is less of an issue... unplugging them makes the, stop working, which makes them less immediately temping... they have no keyboard and no buttons that affect the actual computer behind the scenes... They're a perfect solution if you don't mind a few cables.

  13. Re:Wii has more back-compat on Should Next-Gen Game Consoles Be Upgradeable? · · Score: 1

    It's only backwards-compatible with GameCube games. it isn't compatible with NES, SNES, or N64 games.

  14. Re:Still fairly affordable on Microsoft Releases Kinect For Windows · · Score: 2

    Kinetic depth resolution is only 320x240.

  15. Slashaganda? on Pentagon: 30,000 Pound Bomb Too Small · · Score: 1

    It's officially tacky to post Slashvertisements. I think we may need to develope a similar more against Slashaganda.

    I love bombs. We all love bombs. I would love nothing more than to sit around all day watching super-slow-mo footage of random objects being blown to hell... but this article doesn't even announce a new bomb to watch.

    The only thing potentially newsworthy in this article is the shocking cost of the program... but the cost doesn't seem to be the highlight. The themes of this article are:
    1. Our bombs are huge
    2. We are making our bombs huger
    3. We are making our bombs huger because of Iran's defenses

    First, it contains obvious saber-rattling. It announces to Iran that we know about their fortifications, and that we are already working on ways to defeat them. Second, it encourages it's American audience to think of bombs, bombing, and bunkers in the same space as Iran, and to visualize them as an enemy being attacked... and as an enemy we have the ability to defeat.

    Throw in the fact that it's coming from the Wall Street Journal, and the whole thing becomes embarrassing.

    "according to U.S. officials briefed on the plan" and decided to leak it because this is something the public needs so desperately to know? What a joke.

  16. We all have computers already. on Michael Dell Dismisses Tablet Threat To the PC Market · · Score: 1

    Yes, 100% of people need a computer these days. The more important fact is that 99% of them already have one. The only people who need new computers are gamers, and most of us probably follow the upgrade path for years at a time anyway. The ten percent of people who think they might enjoy having an iPad around dwarfs the number of people who need to order an actual new computer from someone like Dell. I have two iPads, but I have literally never purchased a new computer. I've received hand-me-downs, I've gutted old cases and filled them with whichever piece I most desperately needed to upgrade to get a game running well, I've found deals at the nearby used-computer shop... My mom has had the same laptop I told her to buy for over five years, and I recently replaced a used computer media-center at her place with a better used computer. My sister has had the same desktop for even longer. She doesn't need more. But they both -want- a tablet (although not enough to buy one, yet), and I'll probably buy an iPad 3 when it rolls around. Maybe I'll hand the iPad 1 down to my mom when the 3 comes out, and then Apple and Dell can be in the same boat. For everyone above... Try putting the keyboard -behind- the tablet.

  17. Re:lots of land, no line on ViaSat Delivers 12 Mbps+ Via Satellite · · Score: 1

    I recently assisted a gentleman on HughesNet with a ping of 1008.

  18. Minecraft on Dell's Misleading Graphics Card Buying Advice · · Score: 3, Interesting

    My theory is that both displays are actually showing a bird's-eye view of a Windows desktop, as rendered by a redstone emulation of an X86 processor. The visual difference is because the worse card needed the "Fancy Graphics" and "Smooth Lighting" options turned off.

  19. Re:This idea is not new. on Startup Testing Mobile Farmbots · · Score: 1

    "The wars of the future will not be fought on the battlefield or at sea. They will be fought in space, or possibly on top of a very tall mountain. In either case, most of the actual fighting will be done by small robots. And as you go forth today remember always your duty is clear: To build and maintain those robots."

  20. Re:Suggestion on Theologian Attempts Censorship After Losing Public Debate · · Score: 2

    Stephen Fry disagrees.

  21. Re:Fundies just can't stand the heat on Theologian Attempts Censorship After Losing Public Debate · · Score: 1

    Haught believes science and religion are "compatible", and Coyne disagrees.

  22. Re:Quorum looks a lot like Pascal on Is Perl Better Than a Randomly Generated Programming Language? · · Score: 1

    I knew we kept you low-numbered people around here for something.

  23. Widely popular? on Looking For E-Ink Applications Beyond Ebook Readers · · Score: 1

    I've seen exactly one use of e-ink in the wild: ebooks.

    We were hearing about color versions, video-speed versions, and wrappable versions five years ago. What can I buy? A monochrome Kindle with refresh so slow it make a man want to buy you another refresh.

  24. Re:Techies? on Using Tablets Becoming Popular Bathroom Activity · · Score: 1

    I have some comfort for you:

    By the end of my first day with an iPad, I thought to myself, "You know what would be great? A nice, protective folding case with a keyboard attached to the inside of D'OH!"

    I just tapped out a fairly long email with it, but man... keyboards... they sure are good for typing.

    One advantage I didn't really think about before the pad: a (non-Apple) charger + cable is like, 10 bucks, so I just have three dedicated chargers for different locations around the house. Not having to move a power brick when moving between heavy-use areas is a wonderful luxury.

  25. Re:Weekly episodes on Coming Soon, Shorter Video Games · · Score: 1

    And sometimes Half-Life: Episode 3 happens.