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  1. ME & My Data Will live forever on Your Data and Cyber Business After You're Gone · · Score: 4, Funny
    I have separated my data into four separted *.rar files.
    • Britney.Porn.secret.rar
    • all.software.adobe.crack.windows.rar
    • american.idol.secret.pics.rar
    • lord.rings.unreleased.fourth-book.rar

      Posted them on Kazaa, DC++, Emule, Limewire, Edonkey, Shareaze, Xolox, WinMX. Along with a picture of myself. WE WILL LIVE FOREVER!!!!!

  2. All my important Data on Your Data and Cyber Business After You're Gone · · Score: 4, Funny

    is stored on a 40GB CF card, which stays around my neck, when I am creamated - it goes with me. All of the backups are on offbrand DVD-R's so they will be unreadable after 6 months anyway

  3. Damn, I was hoping on Yahoo Anti-Spy Favors Yahoo's Adware Partners? · · Score: 2, Funny

    that they left in the ever welcome Bonzi Buddy

  4. So all you OSS Gurus should say on Sun COO Schwartz Promises Open Source Solaris · · Score: 1

    Never underestimate the power of the Schwartz!

  5. Now I can on NTT DoCoMo's 4G Tests Hit 300Mbps · · Score: 1
    Play Unreal Tournament while crash..er driving my car. Headshot! Multi Kill! mmmm Monster Kill! mmmm Monsterrrrrrrrrrrrchchchc boom.

    Even Better, in UT2k3, I can drive the vehicles. Uhh ohh watch out for that RL, left turn----crash....bang, whoops I meant left arrow, sorry officer.

    As if cell phone distractions weren't bad enough.

  6. The Science Mastered on The Thermochemical Joy of Cooking · · Score: 4, Funny
    I don't know how they did it, But McDonalds has created the perfect food. It contains more calories per gram than any fuel on the planet, ask Morgan Spurlock, you can obtain it in a Jiffy.

    It is only edible by humans, I've never seen anything else touch my #2. And it never spoils (leave it out and it just gets hard, no mold, no green, no nothing!).

    Culinary perfection.

  7. Tuesday on Cops! on NYT on Spam Cops · · Score: 2, Funny
    Bad boys, Bad boys . . . Allright here we go

    knock, knock, SEARCH WARRANT!

    Boom...cop breaks down the door

    cop: Freeze Spammer Scum!

    spammer: I didn't do anything

    cop: allright put your hands on the Monitor and spread 'em

    Spammer: looking jittery

    Cop: Put down the the mouse, put it down NOW!

    Spammer: makes a run for it

    Cops: run him down in half a second (you don't think spammers are fit do you?

    later in interrogation - Detective: Arey you gonna talk Spammer?

    Spammer: Never

    Detective: Bring in the logic probe

  8. Nothing beats on Sony Exits US Handheld Market · · Score: 2, Funny
    a good old Motorola DynaTac and a punch of post-its.

    It was stylish, being one of the very first true portables, drew lots of looks (almost nobody had one) - isn't that what mobiles should do - look at all the whiz bang bells and whistles they have now. And it was hackable via they keypad and the access codes.

    Turn it on and dial, none of this boot OS advertise Verizon, think for a minute read the phonebook crap with these new fangled phones.

    You could even use it for self defense, sure it cost over $2000 for the phone and the car adapter kit, but so what, you could look like Gordon Gekko.

    And try writing your phone number down for a girl on your PDA (yeah I know it's slashdot, but some of you may attempt it), give me my post-its and my brick anyday.

  9. So that's why on On Collaborative Weblogs · · Score: 1, Funny

    his is both not as bad and much worse on Slashdot. It's not as bad because there's more diversity of opinion here, but it's much worse because Slashdot's "moderation" system makes it possible for unpopular opinions to be literally silenced, pushing them down below the threshold of visibility.

    my comments are always modded -1, Troll. I thought that they contained no relevant discussion value, but it turns out that I'm a genius and it's just some mean people on /. modding down my opinion becuase i'm in the minority.

    Too bad nobody will read this, becasue it will be modded down and all.

  10. I Claim Patent rights on 1.8" USB Portable Hard Drive · · Score: 0, Redundant
    to the process of clapping, whistling, or shouting for the purpose of locating a tiny hard drive, through the use of an audio visual device. HERE is a working prototype of my device.

    Anybody who wishes to license this technology, please contact me at 1 (800) 426-8686

  11. Let me suggest on Mo' Beta Testing Blues · · Score: 0

    Is this to get users to do the testing, a subtle way of saying 'don't expect support', or simply a marketing ploy to generate buzz by making users feel 'exclusive'?" Let's do a Beta test to see if we can get a handle on how to better Beta Test.

  12. Proof of Concept? on 64-Bit Rugrat Virus Emerges · · Score: 5, Funny
    proof of concept? PROOF OF CONCEPT you say!

    I couldve proven that a virus was possible

    • 64 bit Windows

    There, I proved it's posible

  13. First Mechanical Computer on Mechanical Computing · · Score: 1

    1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19 . .That's as high as I can go, a dinosaur ate my pinky toe

  14. Really Officer on Smart Bullets Phone Home · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wasn't shooting at the bank teller, the bullet was trying to find TNT

  15. You can't contract on California Senate Passes Preemptive Strike Against Gmail · · Score: 1

    to do something illegal, so if California makes a feature illegal, you can't sign away your 'right'. Depends on how they right the law.

  16. I predict on Tales of the Future Past · · Score: 5, Funny
    • people will continue to post comments that say "First Post"
    • Tinfoil hats will be all the rage
    • The next version of Windows will claim to "load faster and be more stable than ever! and will allow you to shut down a program without rebooting"
    • Linux will be on the verge of overtaking windows
    • slashdot will be a mainstream word
    • IANAL will initially be a mainstream word, but after Howard Stern uses it in a derrogatory way, it is banned by the FCC.
  17. I beg to differ on Fix a Troubled Mac · · Score: 1

    Sorry sir, better get out your books:

    Your search - Error 1278754874928375: No useful error message. - did not match any documents. No pages were found containing "1278754874928375".

    The search I came up with listed THIS as it's first result

  18. Wow really? on Fix a Troubled Mac · · Score: 1

    I am going by memory of course, haven't seen the thing in about 15 years, I coulda sworn it was a 040 - but you are right. Maybe it was something I wanted at the time.

  19. The good ole days on Fix a Troubled Mac · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I remeber back in the days (mid to late 80's), when I had my MAC II. 256 colors w00t.

    Anyhow, I used to mess with the innards of the computer quite a bit, and ended up breaking one of the pins off of the Motorla 608040 chip. I Proceded to fix it with a piece of copper speaker wire.

    Try doing that today with one of these new fangled *ntium chips.

  20. Tinfoil Hat on RFID Leaders Talk Privacy · · Score: 4, Funny

    wow a "tinfoil hat" that I can keep in my pocket. Actually a Tinfoil Forcefield!

  21. Slow? on EIOffice 2004 vs. MS Office 2003 · · Score: 1
    Re: Java GUIs being slow

    I know whenever I use Java, I speed up, especially the arabica variety.

    ba da bing

  22. The data will be safe! on RFID Leaders Talk Privacy · · Score: 3, Funny
    like asking a fox how he can best ensure the safety of your chickens.

    Your Data will be safe with US, we are contractually obligated to do so!

    fine print: In order to keep our technology up to date, we reserve the right to amend, modify, change, alter, append, add, delete, subtract, change, morph, alter, vary, transform, renovate, make over, differ, diverge, rework, revise, adjust or otherwise perform any act similiar to any word or synonym of any word in addition to, but not limited to those listed above, for any reason whatsoever.

  23. have you ever... on EIOffice 2004 vs. MS Office 2003 · · Score: 2, Funny
    "Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"

    I tried your advice, now the state has custody, so I guess it's back to the TV

    thanks you insensitive clod

  24. Re:I prefer telephones that work on Do-It-Yourself VOIP Telco · · Score: 1

    * Point Of Demarcation. The gray box or green box where the lines terminate at the building. Everything before it is theirs, after it is mine. That's the term I was looking for! I checked it myself, no dial tone. Exactly what you said is what happened. Eventually a GOOD tech showed up and said the same thing (after 6 or 7 scheduled visits)

  25. Simple on The Way the Music Died · · Score: 1
    Become a big beauracracy (sp), think that YOU are always right, become slow to adapt, try to hold on to outdated methods/procedures, get bogged down in excessive rulemaking (lawsuits anyone), finally try to force people to abide by your ways.

    DIE

    Hasn't this happened in history several times over? With anything from tribes to countries/governments to corporations?